#and hook up w random ppl

[ikilledamanforthisurl]

ill give you a reason to hate our flag means death: its not a story Inspired in, like, the mythical figure of blackbeard or making some silly fantasy pirate nonsense, it's directly plucking the historic blackbeard and this plantation, slave-catching cunt he teamed up with once and making them go kis kis kis

knew you'd have a take on this. honestly idk if i even care to know all the ways this show is justifiably criticised bc i already know its just televised rpff & have already devalued it in my brain

[fallingbyjuleecruise]

i think most art that tries to critique christianity, and specifically american charismatic christianity, is shallow and honestly corny unless it comes from someone who has experience w that institution

[shoezuki]

Ok random things/hc bout the aha!sampo divinity AU i was thinkin of

Aha at some is like. Yknow what fuck it im gonna reincarnate as a human n see whats up w this. So he basically takes bits and pieces, dropped change n spilled drinks on the floors of taverns, scrapes the side of the universe, takes scripts and stories and anything made from human joy n makes a body out of it

He starts off as a kid cuz he saw kids n were like o those guys seem to have fun hell ya.

He makes sampo koski and Becomes Him. Is taken in by the masked fools cuz they are all a lil fucked up so spendin too much time w em or struggling to hide his divinity can scramble their brains only so much...... probably.

Also these ppl who worship him not realizing the scrawny kid they took in is aha????? Thats funny as shit

Sampo grows up normally. Well he kinda got it a bit wrong n he grows at a wayyy slower pace than humans but he jus says he got caught in a temporal anomaly or smthing.

It takes him a long time to really get a hold on his powers/presence/divinity and ends up making people go mad quite often. Sometimes on purpose.

The masked fools send him to planets, give him scripts and have him portray characters and sow chaos. He bends reality a bit sometimes to make the scripts more fun. He creates a major presence on the masked fools and becomes infamous in some planets n ships thay marginally survived him

(Some of the things he does cant be attributed to him and it puzzles people. Theres no way a mere human could change the colours of stars or rearrange galaxies n move planets a lil to the left, right? He makes entire waterbodies taste like beer and makes trees bleed when cut and flips mountains upside down)

The role he's given in Jarilo is his longest one yet. Usually he's just like a force of nature running through but this time he becomes a Person on this planet

He meets the underworld ppl and they all have different reactions to his divinity the longer he's around them:

Natasha is fairly sensitive to his power but it doesnt really overwhelm her. She hears childrens laughter when hes around and the air feels warm like sunlight that Belobog hasnt experienced since the eternal freeze and every time he brings her medicine or carries out of her requests she tastes bubblegum on her tongue. She never says anything but sometimes she Stares n it makes sampo squirm

Oleg tenses every time sampo shows up but eventually forces himself to relax. But he always has to be aware of sampo at all times, can't ever turn his back to sampo or be unarmed around him. He has no clue why and thinks theres something wrong with him and its his problem not sampos. But sometimes when he looks at sampo he can almost swear he sees something shift over his skin

Seele doesnt notice anything for a long time. She has to be around sampo for hours sometimes days without break. But eventually she just becomes irrationally angry with him. Everything sampo does grates on her brain and makes her want to attack him. She doesnt think anything of it and just assumes its because sampo is annoying.

Luka is one of the least sensitive to divinity. Any anxiety or unease he feels around sampo he just attributes to sampo being a shady guy. Sometimes sampo's laughter and his voice feels heavy in his skull though

Children in general are highly sensitive and resilient to the divine: sampo doesnt know why. Maybe because theyre brains are still developing? Because they arent stuck in their own ideas of reality n rationality like adults? Regardless Hook KNOWS sampo isnt normal. She doesnt question it, she just knows sampo makes things fun.

He finds a lot of responses with those in the underworld: some want to worship him, others want him dead, some cant look at him without feeling sick. For some reason the overworlders tend to find him more unsettling and disconcerting. Qlipoth probably has nothing to do with it but Sampo blames qlipoth

[hyunsvngs]

juno…i have been having thots. ik a while ago some anons were discussing which members might be virgins, and that got me to thinking about how often they might have sexy times. i made a ranking of most to least sexscapades and i would love to know your 🧅s:

Lee Know: Lee Know is the sort of person who strikes me as very sexually active but in a subtle way? If that makes sense? He’s casual about it so it kinda falls under the radar, but he’s super hot, had the opportunity to experiment before debut, and seems to have very strong connections and frequent trips/meetups with friends (like the Japan boyfriend) that might be more than platonic. Strikes me as one who would prefer to hook up with ppl like backup dancers, "commoners" etc. rather than other idols. Also wouldn’t be surprised if he helps out more inexperienced members.

Changbin: You cannot convince me this man does not FUCK, and regularly at that. He seems to have quite a few female idol friends (not to assume sexuality! But still, the opportunities are definitely there), plus he has a great physique, such charisma, and seems like a genuinely nice guy—like the sort of guy you would feel super comfy hooking up w if that makes sense?

Chan: I get the feeling that Chan has a very healthy relationship with his own hand, mostly because his workaholic tendencies could interfere with long-term or serious relationships. At the same time, he’s hot as fuck, and I could totally see him having frequent one-night stands. He knows so many people in the industry and definitely seems super friendly and flirty with some female idols 👀

Hyunjin: this one was hard for me. On one hand this boy is a literal god and he knows he’s hot, but he’s also very romantic maybe to a bit of a fault. So he either fucks a ton (good for him!) or is waiting for “the one”. I lean more towards the “fucks regularly” category but wasn’t that sure, so I kinda put him in the middle.

Felix: I think has some prior experience—during trainee days, I think he very much explored his sexuality, and although I think he does hook up somewhat now post-debut, I get the feeling he is very choosy and careful, and in general less sexually active than a lot of the other members.

Jeongin: Mr. I-Wanted-To-Be-A-Priest…honestly, I debated putting him lower, but he has this vaguely…naughty vibe? Like he’s sexually confident and he knows it. I definitely know people who don’t have a lot of sex who can pull that off, but I lowkey feel like he has sexy times even if it’s irregular.

Seungmin: Like Felix, very choosy. Seungmin is one of those people who I suddenly realize at random times we don’t know all that much about him. He’s super private, which I really love and respect, but I think that also extends to his sex life—he’s meticulous and careful and prefers quality relationships where he can become really sexually intimate and familiar with his partner rather than hookups or one-night-stands, which naturally limits the amount of sex he has.

Han. I think he’s a lowkey goon (lovably!) when it comes to porn/hentai and jerking off, but I could genuinely see him as still being a virgin, or maybe having sought the help of certain other members in sexual departments but not much else. I think he’s satisfied with his sexual drive and not in too much of a hurry to have more/any sex, although I think based on age and all of the opportunities SKZ likely have he will lose his virginity sooner rather than later.

Lmk what you think!! Sorry for this being so long lolllll ❤️

NO I SOOOO AGREE WITH ALL OF THESE!! except i do think hyune is waiting for The One <3 and i thjnk jeongin be fuckin lately. BUT OTHER THAN THAT YESSS

[silenthillmutual]

☕️ How do you feel about horror films in the 2010's? What were some of the best and worst to come out of that decade in your opinion?

oh hmmmmm let's look at what i've seen that came out in the 2010s

great, really loved - tucker & dale vs evil (horror comedy that will always be famous. to me.); get out (i like us and nope as well but get out to me is like the tightest writing of the three. and then nope and then us.); it ch1 (i have a fond memory of seeing this on my birthday so i have a bias for it :]); annihilation (i love sci-fi horror films so fucking much. ik there's big differences between the book and the film but i cannot wait to read the book anyway!); mandy (i have got to get high and watch this. epic film)

good, decent film - black swan (i do not get what the discourse is around this movie. no it's not the most mind-blowing film experience but idk ppl act like there's nothing worth redeeming in it.); the cabin in the woods (this is a p good movie, do not get me wrong, but it would've been better without the joss whedon stink on it); paranorman (will probably get bumped up a notch once i've rewatched it tbh); what we do in the shadows (mockumentaries i love u); crimson peak (can i just take a sec to say media literacy is ass on this site bc of that one post about crimson peak.); green room (wanna rewatch this one bc its premise is right up my alley); the boy (benefits from Better Than I Was Expecting); happy death day (groundhog day plots are really hit or miss for me but i did like this one. i support women's wrongs.); a quiet place (i need to see the sequels bc i hear day one is good but this was def a unique premise and i liked how the end product turned out); color out of space (goes on a touch too long imo but i'd love to watch it again); us (i still enjoy us just not as much as get out or nope. there's some clunkiness in us.)

a little mediocre but i'll put it on - my soul to take (no real notes on this one other than not being big happy w its ending); grave encounters (probs a little higher up on the meter bc i do enjoy saying 'im lance preston and this is grave encounters' at random); american mary (also on the higher up side bc i'd like it to have been. idk. gorier? also the ending felt kinda anticlimactic.); the babadook (film got spoiled for me long before i sat down to watch it. my partner despises it. i just wanna know why no one has pointed out that the kid is obviously autistic and him being presented as a burden is kinda fucked up); hereditary (i think this is a decent melodrama, and ari aster is not untalented, but oh my gooooood people piss me off about this movie lmao and the mom sounds exactly like my mother.); mom and dad (the parts w the parents i think are much stronger than the parts w the kids but interesting concept for a short story.); it ch2 (i think it doesn't quite match up to pt 1 but it's not bad. i might rewatch it and see how i feel.), ready or not (i'd love to rewatch this one and have my mind changed on it)

i don't remember this one love and light - the woman in black (i'll give this a rewatch later); the purge (i only have the vaguest memories of what happens in this one bc i watched it at 2 am w some classmates while studying abroad); it follows (i see both a lot of love and a lot of hate for this movie so i kinda wanna rewatch before i settle on an opinion)

boring - fright night (i watched this in high school bc i really liked david tennant but i tried rewatching it as an adult and i couldn't get hooked); the conjuring (i'm so sorry to everyone who loves these films but i could NOT get into this.); the witch (sorry.)

i dont recommend tbh - saw 3d (not one on my rewatch list in the series but it's also not the worst film in the set on account of it not being jigsaw or spiral); in fear (i watched this while studying abroad in scotland and i got very let down at just how little was going on in this film.); tusk (parts of this movie i was struggling not to laugh at. didn't feel bad for the main character in the least. not nearly as disturbing as everyone kept making it out ot be imo.); the love witch (i thought 'oh this has to be a critique of rad feminism it's too campy to be taken seriously' but alas i was wrong); midsommar (i am keeping my mouth shut on my real opinion of this movie.)

abysmal. sorry. - dark shadows (i will admit there are burton films that i still find joy in but this is definitely not one of them. really weird movie from what i remember); silent hill: revelation 3d (idk how they fucked up worse than christoph gans but they did!); jigsaw (how the fuck do you make a saw movie that's BORING. booo logan we hate ur pussy!)

woah sorry i just looked a t a list sorry this is like a massive wall of text.

[dukeofdelirium]

I find it funny how people are focusing on Michael being a virgin until LMP, like wow a man who was a Jehovah’s Witness then converted to Christianity was a virgin until he got married WHAT A SHOCKER they want to use absolutely everything they find no matter the context to portray him like some type of freak

It’s literally the dumbest thing ever. Yeah Mike was a Jehovah’s Witness until he left the church but he was also the most famous person on earth 😂 why are people freaking out and finding it so difficult to believe that the most famous human ever might find it hard to date people?? Lol

And idk why some fans are out here saying it’s a lie or that Michael only told her that to get in her pants or something. That would be weird on his part lol. Those type of fans have deluded themselves into thinking that Michael was fucking any woman he met like it was going out of style when that obviously just wasn’t the type of person he was. He clearly valued intimacy and connection and Lisa wrote about him a very romantic sense, basically portraying him as a hopeless romantic type

It also doesn’t shock me that a man who was raised how MJ was would be so shut in for so long. Ppl forget that Michael was performing in strip clubs as a very young child, that he was being shown porn on live tv in interviews as a young boy, that he was literally in the same room as his older brothers when they’d be having sex with girls and that Michael was being sexualized as a child.

Ppl forget about that stuff. But that kind of thing has an impact on you. That isn’t even getting into the way specific women took advantage of him too. And yes, I am speaking about madonnas weird ass but another one too lol

It isn’t that Michael couldn’t have slept around if he had wanted to. He just didn’t want to and that’s fine and there’s nothing wrong with that at all?? Mike was way too invested in his artistry anyway to be hooking up w random women. Just another reason all the “I was MJ’s secret girlfriend” rumors are dumb af

[unproduciblesmackdown]

arrrghhh and having a moment just now b/c earlier i was rewatching this clip and appreciating how ofc not only is it a stellar little expression saga of jeremy's there but it's so Relevant to how we're being shown like [yeah clearly this is a bad idea but we are led to understand why he'd do it anyways] when like yeah jeremy's hurt & miserable as this new computer enemy immediately beating him up insulting him like you're the worst die Admit You're The Worst & Die. but also like jeremy was already There & already getting that message from others / life, which is why he's in this situation already, and why even though this obvious antagonism & hurtful treatment Does dig that hole a little deeper it's like, still more of the same from jeremy's perspective / a supposed further confirmation of what he was already sufficiently believing was true anyways. but what's so different & new to him is this like invented & temporary Vision Of How Things Could Be where suddenly he's getting attention that is so positive & everyone is sooo hyped about him we love everything about you....and That's what's so much more motivating to jeremy than the previous shit that he of course experienced as Unpleasant

and then just now was looking at this gifset again with christine being surprised by how as she's increasingly exiting the defensive mode of trying to stay out of the way / rein herself in, jeremy's just interested and encouraging and giving Thee clearest most positive feedback as earnestly and spontaneously as she's being rn....the way that she's having a parallel experience to jeremy's Mall Visions Of Possibility like here's this random person suddenly who is responding so positively to whatever tends to be reacted to negatively as [weird/wrong/overmuch]....their earnest spontaneous little parallel threads that keep weaving together throughout the story like. christine and this ever surprising new person who first crops up super nervous but then really openly enthused about Her enthusiasm; freaking out at a mall food court; doing great at play rehearsal even though he's new to this; then a whole moment where at first he's maybe being confusingly standoffish compared to that enthusiasm at their first meeting but then the whole [i guess a part of me xyz] section of a guy that i'd kinda be into like waaaaauugh oh lord and now i'm thinking of the agtikbi reprise like i am sweeping the bmc obcr up into my arms for so many reasons & including that track is a hell of one....being presumably a bit further bemused by jeremy's whole deal but during this period where christine's presumably a bit preoccupied w/the play and with trying to try new things and dating jake, there goes jeremy suddenly dating brooke apparently & eventually evidently christine is like okay i guess he's in this popular kids group more cohesively than i am & [whatever interpretations in how christine thinks that jeremy is also hooking up far & wide w/ppl in that group lol] but here he is also feeling in over his head & overwhelmed & out of place after trying to play the part & Act Correctly & indeed managing to end up here & yet....And Yet they can have another earnest vulnerable spontenaous enthused encouraging moment on the couch, despite that then of course christine's like okay look in general What is going on around here, and that's even before anyone's burned down a house & so forth, all before we he she they get Proof of what jeremy wants & feels & chooses, and have that reunion finally with finale jeremy where it's like, yeah he's got more confidence in Himself, ofc he still likes her and her as herself, and he's still nervous but okay with that, she's more comfortable likewise being out of her comfort zone lol not trying to maximally stay either in the one arena she can be herself Or otherwise out of everyone's way, ugh their vimh moment like that willingness to be vulnerable with this person b/c as in any interactions you're not guaranteed "safe" but the stakes of that and effort of navigating are made lower by having this trust and understanding and knowing this person genuinely cares....the fact that they can misunderstand each other And That's Fine because they can and do just go "no, i mean xyz" which in turn isn't to chastise but an earnest effort to connect & let this other person understand & know you better & believing that They want to exert the effort to Try To Get It, to Genuinely Care....waah

tl;dr that the way jeremy is (theoretically) looked at in the mall while simply existing when everything is going to be wonderful and so alive & is so moved by is the way christine experiences jeremy looking at her For Real when they're first properly meeting in the i love play rehearsal scene, and furthermore: ;ww;

[starboybutler]

your curtbuckygale au intrigued me, more plsss

ehehe well lets jusr say. i have a few chapters planned out and a vague idea of where i wanna go w lights up but!! i dont wanna spoil it so i'll talk abt the boys n their backgrounds instead

john is a college sophomore who is. probably one of the worst ppl you could probably ever meet. doesn't even know what he's trying to major in. he forgor. he drinks and parties and does drugs, all while sleeping around because yk. he can. he's good-looking and people seldom reject his advances despite his shitty behavior because he's got curly hair and a cute smile. he ghosts people without a second thought and he'll brag about it too.

curt is a college freshman and also a mess, but he tends to keep his hook ups around for a bit unlike john. he'll have a handful of guys he's talking to at once, and he'll keep talking to them until he either gets bored of them or until they ghost him. curt has more of a drug issue than a drinking one. he's trying to be sober, but its hard for him, so he'll go out to clubs sometimes and party, then call john from an alleyway or some random guys car asking for a ride home. despite all of this, he manages to keep his grades up and is well on his way to getting a degree in engineering.

gale is also a sophomore who is studying physics. he's quiet and intense, hardly talking to anyone unless he is spoken to first. he's 100% straight edge, no smoking, no drinking, no drugs. he's never dated anyone before either, because of nerves surrounding his identity and the insecurities his father instilled into him. he loves cooking, taking care of animals, running, and painting.

[mausolealdrift]

Do you have a deathgasm notp??? Sincerely, a canon zakk/Medina was a fucking cosmic fuck up incident truther

oh you’re absolutely right i have So many thoughts about this. sorry this took me forever to answer i needed to collect all of my thoughts together and all of that i am Normal about Characters

so like . for obvious reasons the thought of ppl genuinely shipping zakk and medina as in like……… thinking theyd actually be good together or smthn is a fucking insane idea and im So very glad ive only seen maybe one person say some shit like that. (which like. honestly im starting to think i might have imagined the post in my head just to make myself mad bc i havent been able to find it since ??? but i SWEAR i saw someone shipping them once .) the two of em actually being in a relationship would just be. Awful and unhealthy for both of them

(and yeah zakk and brodie arent exactly healthy for each other either . but in the sense that they both make each other Worse yet neither of them can stay away from the other even if they want to etc etc. which is actually sexy and not just . y’know)

but anyway . yeah Definitely a cosmic fuck up. medina deserves better than that :( like she’s been objectified and treated like shit by pretty much every guy who looks her way and then zakk lies to her abt the one guy who actually respects her to manipulate her into hooking up w him. give her a BREAK

but as much as it was The dick move of the century i think zakk had his reasons for it aside from just boredom. Obviously this is all very much my personal and extremely biased interpretation etc. but i think it was out of frustration more than anything else because he just can’t fucking cope with having feelings for brodie. regardless of whether you see those feelings as romantic or not he Cares too much about him. and he doesn’t know how to handle that so he takes his anger and frustration out on medina in such a spiteful and destructive way because it’s all he knows how to do. and whether he knows why or not, the idea of brodie getting closer with medina bothers him so so deeply – enough for him to try and sabotage their relationship at every chance he gets (and then later trying to keep them apart to stop brodie finding out what he did because he doesn’t want to lose him) under the guise of just being bored or only caring about himself.

and i really don’t think there’s much of a possibility that he did it because he was into her, or jealous of brodie, or anything like that. zakk never showed interest in her at all until then (i.e. when she made a move to try and get closer with brodie) and just….. seemed generally pretty indifferent to her otherwise. if he really wanted to then he could’ve made a move before, but he didn’t.

he purposefully did something that he knew would hurt them both if they (inevitably) found out, maybe not because he genuinely wanted to hurt them but because he’s reckless and destructive in nature, (and maybe a little bit stupid sometimes), and just doesn’t know how else to handle or comprehend his feelings other than to take it out on other people.

i think a lot of the dickhead-ish shit zakk does in the movie seems kind of random and thoughtless and it’s difficult to unpick what his motivations are for the things he does aside from just ‘because’, but a lot of it starts to make a lot more sense when you see it as a result of him caring about brodie far more than he wants to, and not knowing how to handle it. he seems so cruel and uncaring, and he definitely wants to be seen that way, but i think he cares deeper than anyone else in his own (kind of incomprehensible) way. and yeah, it’s still shitty and selfish and fucked up, and he still took advantage of medina and used her regardless of why, but i dunno. i think the reasons for it were a lot more complex than he let on.

(again, maybe i’m reading too much into it all and he is just a fucking cunt who just did shitty things for no reason, but the fact that he still came back for brodie after everything, despite how mad he was, even though it led to him dying in the end, is more than enough to show that he really does care too much for his own good.)

so yeah uh. i don’t fucking know how this went from ‘yeah i think zakk/medina sucks’ to a full-on analysis of zakk. But i dont care actually i love being fucking insufferable about this stupid movie <3

sorry for the massive fucking wordvomit im tortured by the curse of Thinking about characters

[shrikebrother]

its so weird to me how some ppl think shiv actually doesn’t care abt tom at all & characterize her as being totally apathetic to him being w other ppl . when in the show she gets uncomfortable w him flirting with “real people” who could mean something to him AND when she finds out hes going out with naomi she literally crumbles AND shes obviously hurt & bitter abt tom hooking up w random models

[necroangelz]

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a kin memory

as sunny from omori, i remember kel falling off the swings at the playground when we were children. we liked to do these little contests to see who could swing the highest. kel always won, but its fine because i simply enjoyed swinging (the wind, watching the sky 'move' above me, feeling like I'm flying) and being with him (hearing his laughter, his loud brash voice, and just being around his infectiously good mood). once he got into a lil accident when he was trying to get off his swing and ended up launching himself across the playground sand. he was fine. we made sure he was more careful when he played on the swings again

『 🫀 』

a game i played + an infodump

i recently got hooked on the Sanrio game "hello sweet days" thanks to one of my friends and God i am obsessed w this little dressup community game

if anyone else who sees this plays the game as well, my friend code is "5k47c6" add me!! (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧ tell me here if uu added me tho so i can follow back :3

also here's a silly little account that posts renders of the Sanrio characters in the game, i actually discovered it first before downloading the game && i... didn't realize that it was a game i could actually play! LOL

ramble time below vvvvv

here's some of the outfits I've worn!!

some rares and S Rares i pulled ehe

i have lots more other rares but these are the only ones i have screenshots of :P

and also here's some photos of my current house layout ehe!!!! idrk what theme im going for in my house bcz i don't have a lot of cool furniture yet from the featured banners but i think my home is rather cozy > < it's mine so that's what makes it awesome (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) i love decorating it w all the plushes I've collected

one thing i love about this game is the community aspect makes certain things much easier

like fur example. each player has a plant in their house. there's lotz of diff plants in the game && all the plants bear diff fruit obviously. watering uur own plant && others' plants gives uu exp && coins (quite a meager amount tho) and it's part of quests sometimes

&& when the plants bear fruit, other players can pick uur fruit and get normal fruit! 6 normal fruit is required to attend a party! (bc uu have to contribute treats oooobviously)

when enough people have taken fruit from uur own plant, then uur own normal fruit turns into rare fruit! && when uu have 3 of the same rare fruit uu can be the one who throws parties!

does that sound convoluted. idc it makes perfect sense to me in the game (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

so here's where the community part comes in. there's different forums uu can post to, but the most important forums (to me) are the water, fruit, && party forums. when someone wants ppl to water their plant, they post in the water forum and include what town they live ingame. when someone wants ppl to take fruit, they post in the fruit forum. && when someone holds a party, they post in the party forum

see this makes thingz SO much easier.

there's a quest where uu need to water 8 plants from a specific town (my melody park, hello kitty avenue, etc. bc remember this is Sanrio). now uu could spam the "walk" button && go to random houses and pray uu find someone who lives in the town that uu need.

but it's faster w the forum! bc uu just open the water forum and since everyone states which town they live in, it's easy to find ppl who live in the town uu need fur the quest!

and if uu wanna attend a party but uur low on normal fruit, just open the fruit forum! easy as that!

&& when uu get enough normal fruit from picking other ppls fruits, then uu can find a party to attend in the party forum!! i luv checking out posts in the party forum and see which party to attend based on the plushes i can get if i attend :3 (bc diff rare fruits used to start a party = diff plushes that the host and attendants can receive)

so yeah that's the main thing i wanna infodump about. i think the gacha could still be a bit better but if uu just keep logging in every day, even just to do basic quests, it still helps ^_^

I'm aiming to get 2k coins so i can pull 7x on the aurora aquarium banner and 7x on the moon horoscope banner bc i like the aesthetics :3 i might pull on the brown leopard banner too but it's not my top priority rn. I'm a gambling addict tho so sometimes i do 2-4 pulls on other banners just to take the edge off LMAOAOOA (when uu pull for the first time on a banner the price is cheaper! then it goes up on the 2nd time, up again on the 3rd time, until it goes up and stops at the 4th time i think)

I'm hoping to pull on banners w darker colors though. i don't fancy the light cutesy colors very much

[andcars]

# 𝗚𝗥𝟲𝟯 ─── APÉRITIF MASTERLIST . . . TAGLIST . . . PINNED

YOU'RE A CHEF and you and others in your catering company got called on a short notice to attend the silverstone gp. it's not your first time attending a gp but it seems like someone has become a fan of your cooking

TAGS . . . # female reader, reader is a chef, pining george russell, oblivious reader, open ending for next parts, platonic george russell & you, for now TYPE OF FIC . . . # social media au (instagram), tiktok LENGTH . . . # eleven posts, 1.1k words FC . . . # alva bratt

kitchenspots

When the team focuses on making the best possible food for everyone, we often forget the importance of making memories. We congratulate @ charliefoirer and @ sarahanne again!

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sarahanne It was soooo good 😋

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visionaryvinc Thank you again to @ yndishes for giving us your recipe. Can we get the rest of your secrets?

yndishes yes chef 🫡

lewishamilton Come back to F1 I miss the food ~

44rosberg lewis being a fan of a random catering company is kinda funny

yndishes

watching a wedding got me lonely 😴 thank u for cannes tho!

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noirbff WHY GET A BOY WHEN YOU GOT ME BB!!!

noirbff spam spam spam giving u at least 69 comments ─── liked by yndishes

noirbff download raya or something if i'm not enough 🙄

yndishes nahhh i'm not paying for that when i got like coffee shops and libraries

noirbff ok have u ever talked to anyone in them

yndishes erm....... ok so what im a virgin

noirbff LMAOOO

noirbff get urself an f1 boyfriend or something since APPARENTLY ur going there next week ─── liked by yndishes

yndishes aughh I DIDN'T KNOW EITHER OKAY

yndishes

im not tired!! im not tired!! im ok!!!!!!

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visionaryvinc it's like 11pm please sleep

yndishes 🙄🙄 yes chef...

noirbff how is the uk

yndishes like the uk

noirbff bitch

yndishes jerk

noirbff when u find ur british bf tell me plsss

thegirl_bffriend replied to @ talkingyn 's story so... did u find a guy yet

talkingyn bro it's ASS in the morning no one here is having fun also it's still shit how we kinda got pulled before here like a week or so

thegirl_bffriend oh yeah you haven't told me why still

talkingyn i literally did?? told you on the day??? some shitty double booking w the local catering

thegirl_bffriend that's why you guys are the best heart heart

f1 ✓

It amazes us how many people came to the Paddock Club for the food. But hey, we can't say no either. Thank you so much @ kitchenspots for coming in at a short notice and delivering the members a wonderful meal!

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jessiecars okay but fuck ppl in paddock club though

watertracks i can't even afford a REGULAR pass you're kidding me

sebbettel that food... I'm stealing a pass just for that food alone

lewishamilton I'm in love with their recipies 😋🏃‍♂️

noirbff @ yndishes hey this f1 driver likes ur cooking do u think u can hook up

yndishes i do NOT know u rn youre embarassing

noirbff I'M JUST SAYING... also get back to working tf

kitchenspots Our meals are open for the teams working hard this weekend!

lewishamilton 👀 I'm coming hold on!

mercedesamgf1 ✓ The boys at Mercedes are having a very heavy snack! #GeorgeRussel #LewisHamilton #Mercedes #F1 #Foodie

flyingcarrs lewis is ENJOYING that food

mercedesrockets the way george has just been yapping to that one caterer the entire time

bandwagonweather wish that was me fr...

fruitybrocedes is george trynna get the secrets out of that girl, boy calm DOWN

sidverstappen i wanna eat that food so baaaad lewis im just like u fr

charliekarts the best part of this video is the girl getting silently scolded by the chef for talking with george holy shit

russelsproutted ngl i found her insta she's kinda cute

spiritedana bro was QUICK to find that

russelsproutted just go to the catering's ig and she's tagged in the most recent one. i dont think she's the head chef but she def gets credited for making the f

russelsproutted + ood. damn tiktok character limit

yndishes

had a nice night... thanks for the dinner <3

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noirbff NAH FUCK OFF I TOLD U TO TEXT ME

yndishes SHUT UP I JUST GOT BACK TO MY HOTEL ROOM

noirbff IT'S LITERALLY 2AM FOR YOU!?! WHAT... WHAT...

yndishes IT'S GENUINELY NOT WHAT U THINK fucker let's take this shit to dms

georgenotgeorge Surprised cat face. You do look vry nice ─── liked by yndishes

noirbff get the fuck off my girl's page weirdo

yndishes SHUT UP AND REPLY TO MY MSGS

thegirl_bffriend replied to @ talkingyn 's story yeah yeah, i see you with your george

talkingyn can a girl not talk to men PLATONICALLY anymore??

thegirl_bffriend i'm saying TAKE YOUR CHANCE!!! STOP BEING LONELY!!!

talkingyn AHHHHHH

georgerussell63 replied to @ talkingyn 's story I preferred the nice picture you took of me... 😢

talkingyn 😞 yeah i can't really post that

georgerussel63 Shame... Do I get to take pictures of you instead then?

talkingyn lmaoo i'll be ur private chef and you be my photographer

georgerussel63 😂

yndishes

tysm @ papachu for making today less stressful. also ty to the other dude ig for providing me w a better bed and some wine

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papachu no worries girl! hope we can work together again xoxo

noirbff so... you're the work wife

yndishes @ papachu TY AGAIN AHHHHH you were my saviour today was so stressful

yndishes @ noirbff fuck off

papachu @ noirbff nah, more like the temporary mistress

papachu @ yndishes YOU DID AMAZING!!! DW ABOUT IT

noirbff @ papachu NOW LISTEN HERE-

georgenotgeorge Hope that wine was good

yndishes pretty good actually, thanks

noirbff @ georgenotgeorge I SAID LEAVE HER PAGE YOU CREEEEEP CANT YOU SEE SHES SOFT LAUNCHING HER BOY

yndishes dude 😭

kitchenspots

Our, and your, favourites from the Silverstone Grand Prix. We owe it all to @ f1 for having us make all of these! The weekend has created some amazing memories for us all. #SeeYouAgain?

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lewishamilton The paddock meal was amazing and absolutely rewarding. It made today's win way more better.

44rosberg he is down BAD for this account

noirbff @ lewishamilton yeah well its my girl who made that dish @ yndishes kiss her thanks or something 🙄🙄

lewishamilton Hahaha I might as well ~ Thank you for blessing my taste buds!

yndishes ur welcome 👍 was a pleasure making it

papayaisntorange i was one of the people in the paddock and i got to see lewis and george absolutely FANNING over the team

hamm4tonburgers TELL!!

papayaisntorange ITS REALLY JUST LEWIS AND GEORGE PRAISING THAT ONE CATERER GIRL i think she joined them for lunch which was cute

papayaisntorange she was really nice to george when he was like on a sugar rush all giggling and laughing. lewis was scared of him

georgerussel63 Hope to see you guys again!

yndishes woah this post blew up

muffledengine CATERER GIRL!! 🫵🫵🫵

yndishes

gotta update my resume to private chef on the sides 👍

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papachu ooh 👀 have fun on the job

muffledegine what if that's george russel trying to steal her recipe

nandolotus LMAOOOO

georgenotgeorge 🤣

noirbff isn't that like... unprofessional of u

yndishes i'm not dating him!!!

noirbff look idk what to tell u girl but a guy who goes ahead and says he wants u to cook for him + inviting u over a lot... even delaying his FLIGHT just to spend time w u

yndishes he's being nice to me!

noirbff oh lord. god bless his soul

🗒 𝗣𝗔𝗣𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗟 . . . oh yeah, you read it. i'm turning this one as a series. no reason in particular except i actually wanted this story to be about a PRIVATE chef (thank u to my baba <3 for the idea) but wanted to do this cute meet first. check out my taglist if you wanna be tagged for the next parts! ˎˊ˗ ᝰ.

you support me best on tumblr with reblogs and comments ! ── by andcars ⟡

[peppermintbuttlemon]

https://www.tumblr.com/peppermintbuttlemon/741679318937354240/its-funny-how-ppl-accuse-grace-of-being-obsessed

fans being fans. they're weird, obsessive, invasive and completely mental. same old story.

but an actress shading her costars random hook up front of said fans?? come on.

jq's fans are the worst but that doesn't make grace's thing less weird.

If it WAS about A then that is super weird.

But again, ya know how when you’re with your girls you can talk about people you don’t like? It just feels like G forgets yall ain’t her friends and she can’t talk like that w yall. It’s a lack of media/social media training.

I dunno. Looks like she hasn’t said anything about her since? So I guess she learned her lesson.

[boag]

I adore you I’m your biggest fan but I don’t think you should be trying to spend the night with some random man when yesterday you were in crisis and posting about plans to admit yourself to the psych ward today. I get that your home situation is untenable but please make getting help your first priority. the distraction of getting attention from some guy is not going to help you in the long run. I know this is not the point of that post and I sound dramatic. I’m sorry also if it’s harsh and out of line. Just please choose to be present for yourself and think through your actions, especially if it feels like no one else is present for you.

No I get this and appreciate ur concern but also that post was just a silly piece of our conversation and didn’t include the context that I’ve known this guy for like 2 years and he’s one of the only ppl in Philly who I truly 100% trust and who has never done me wrong like he’s genuinely a good friend of mine we just also flirt and hook up sometimes 😭 and getting out of the house for a little bit is always rlly good for me esp if I’m spending time w a friend who I’m v comfortable with. Ily and ur right abt being present and thinking things through for my own well-being. I am trying to do better with that and I rlly am so over filling the void with romantic/sexual attention from men lol but I don’t think its ever rlly been like that with him.

[kuromi-hoemie]

I'm still thinking about this. it's so funny like babe not only am i hot but I'm also ace like where on my blog do i ever complain about Not having sex?? 💀 and what would make you assume i can't get it??

if all i wanted was sex that's one of the easiest most accessible things to me and i could just get that locally offline. what makes some crusty random tumblr anon think they have any sort of chance with me too?? why would i want to fuck You out of all the beautiful sweet ppl I'm actually mutuals with. IF i was trying to hook up w people from the Internet, there's already a line and you're not allowed in it 🥴

dude who sees a no chasers sign and exhibits the exact behavior and mindset that got him excluded to begin with.

aren't you trannies bitching about no being fucked yet those who wanna fuck you get called chasers lmfao you people are fucking toxic holy shit

this is so funny because there's so many people who want to fuck me that aren't chasers that i forget y'all exist ♡⁠ sorry you have no game idk what to tell you.

i don't even remember the last time i said anything about a chaser so it sounds like you just don't like my pinned post and you're big mad about seeing a confident girl you don't have access to huh? die mad about it lol you being bitter isn't my problem 💆🏾‍♀️

[rememberingnayarivera]

About Chord: Naya says in her book, during her and M*rk’s toxic on and off, she would try to make him jealous. She says “so when Chord came on the show as fresh meat, I said ‘hey Chord, we should hang out’” she doesn’t state if they actually ended up doing anything but I’m pretty sure they hooked up in some capacity. then Chord freaked out bc he didn’t want to be involved in drama so they just ended up being friends

This was around the time of Naya’s 24th bday and there are pics of her getting close and holding hands w Chord. Some ppl said they were grinding at the club and even left hand in hand. Naya later explained in an interview about the pics “ Chord was having a bad day and I was comforting a friend.” But then years later in her memoir stating they “hung out” and we all know what Naya meant by “hanging out” so it’s telling the whole comforting thing was just a quick save.

Side note: I love Naya with every bit of me, I just wish she wasn’t so boy crazy and allowed poor dating decisions to affect her life so much. Her daddy issues were showing and it infuriates me some ppl just dismissed her as a crazy jealous thot. (The false narrative from Egging M*rk’s car and BS IDFWY)

I love Naya to pieces but she says some conflicting things in her book.

Apparently she wanted to make M*rk jealous but she knew he was cheating on her and she didn’t care nor did she confront him about it until someone else told her cause they thought she didn’t know. As someone who loved drama you’d think she would’ve confronted him sooner. And she was supposedly boy crazy but she lost her virginity with some random boy just to get it over with cause all of her girl friends had lost theirs already.

There was a third example but I lost my train of thought so I don’t remember what I was going to say lol.