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michael and dagon having meetings in nina's coffee shop is something that can actually be so personal.
they become regulars (of course). michael starts off as an americano but then graduates to something sweet like an caramel oatmilk latte with a lot of encouraging from dagon, who probably orders some unholy concoction no one but her would drink (open for suggestions on this one we dont have a lot of starbucks or similar coffee shops like that here and i dont go to them).
nina and maggie, who practically lives in the café now, watch them with big lesbian eyes and the urge to interfere.
dagon tends to be fashionably late while michael always leaves first, so after a few weeks, nina starts chatting with a mildly resistant michael before dagon arrives and pulls the exact same shit she pulled on crowley.
"so, how long have you and partner been together?"
"who?"
"the gorgeous red-head you meet here every wednesday"
"i- we're- what?" and michael blushes, deeply confused, and nina realizes they're not just lesbians but useless lesbians (i'm allowed to say that i'm also one dw). so she has the same conversation with dagon after michael leaves, who is, luckily, more self aware in that regard.
"ahh, i wish, but you know how angels are, easy to tempt in theory but masters at resisting that final little pull"
"then maybe you have to be the one to push" and nina leaves dagon to have a crisis in peace.
next wednesday, they're both late. very late. half an hour late, and nina and maggie get a bit worried because fuck, what if we screwed this up.
then they come in together with messy hair and wearing the same shade of (smeared) lipstick, and michael definitely has a hickey on her neck and nina is just like.
"ah. it worked. amazing. your usual order then?"
#alex talks good omens#good omens#ineffable administration#michael good omens#dagon good omens#angelfish#michael x dagon#good omens season 2#go2#vinylatte is all dont mess with out love life and then go mess with everyone elses#and honestly thats a slay for me
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tdov was like a week ago already but I just wanna say when I came over to vacation slash help my sworn brother move flat he told me, "ever since you said you wanted to get top surgery I've been thinking about it. it's straight up number two on my bucket list"
#bakuspeech#number one is a house bc obviously. if u can own a house wouldnt u#he was very drunk at that time of the evening. I was not bc I have the constitution of a hot air balloon and any stimulant will blow me up#(relatively new development. france fucked me up big time turns out)#we held hand on his bed for like the whole evening. it was honestly very funny in hindsight but we were extremely earnest in the moment#and Im like. working on this thing as well. I dont got meds or therapy lmao Im bootstrappin here#but yeah early last year his bf offered to get me meds and I... turned it down... I think I was worried abt like. idk. something#but one year past looking back Im fully like that was a stupid move you shouldve gotten meds. youve once again fucked urself baku#but yeah with that kinda realization Ive also come to realized I've somewhat? accepted. that I'm just gonna be. like this#this in light of a number of likely chronic stuff too (hence my balloon-like constitution lmao) and#that's kinda bled into the rest of me without me really noticing#but him bringing that up fully unprompted... kinda jolted me out of it#its just. really incredibly sweet. that someone doesn't want me to settle for what I make do with#and like. preps for that work. just kinda held my hand and told me it's possible to do this actually#I didn't really express how I felt very well in that moment I think my brain is very bad and I process emotions with like a day of delay#but. well. Im thinking abt it Right Now. so yknow thats the kind of impact that had on me lol#not super sure why I wrote all this down here really. I think I just want a good n nice reminder that object permanence is real#and I exist in my friends' life even when Im going insane in a hole by myself#and with the power of friendship we can alter the universe's plan for ourselves and also kill god#that's that. anyways I eat lunch now and then pass out probably. last night was... eventful lmao#but!! very good things on the horizon hopefully. well manifestly we hold hammers and we use them#have a good day lads. let's go out and slay monsters under a highway
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Sabaody time.... I am so fucking scared
FIRST OFF I KNOW THATS NOT WHAT HE SAID!!!!
Another one for the sanji faces hall of fame
Luffy should have stuck with the fritters.... I know the end of this........
More for the hall of faces (? Got confused)
OH FUCK HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!
AJDKAJSK TELL HIM USOPP!!!
AJDHAKSBIASNAOAJ!!!!!! COLD!!!!
Califa wearing jabra's shirt bc nami ripped all her clothes 💀💀 wild
Franky and usopp team up with the sunny
Usopp once again just telling the truth
Look at him... 🧍🏻♂️
Conqueror's haki tease..... yeah
This just..... yeah.......
GET A JOB!!! LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!
Is he clocking that sanji had to cross the red line so he sure as hell didn't do it with pirates bc he doesn't know how...... or am I reaching (yeah)
Incredible use of the gag here btw
Shakky.... my queen... why does rayleigh have a former amazon lily empress and kuja pirate hidden away in a nasty bar in sabaody.... how can he do that... girl.... that love sickness really got her bad... and the man is gay for a dead man. Damn. WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
SHAKKY WHAT IS GOING ON!!! WDYM HE HAS A GIRL!!! RAYLEIGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? open relationship???? What is their deal. I am so curious now ajdhajnsns
Luffy is looking at the camera (?) Like he is wondering what their deal is too... he gets me
Also am I crazy to think that killer would uave been related to the shandians just by the way he looks.... the pants like wiper wears and the long hair like kalgara... also introduced fighting urouge who is a skypiean.... do you see my vision.... maybe oda went naaah with this and that's why his design changed after the timeskip but here??? Idk
Look at this fucking loser..... AHDJAHSKA
I so want to know what is going to happen to kid because he has been doing terrible things to people but we never get into that... maybe shanks was the consequences.... but anyways he is right here lmao... "aren't we kinda cute killer??"
They want each other so bad.... "and he's got bad manners 😏😈"
AN OLD MAN WHO WHAT also haki introduction hello 👋🏻 so I was right about luffy and the bull ALSO CHAPTER 500!! CRAZY!!! ONLY 630 MORE TO GO
Sanji smoking three cigarettes akdjsisjl he is STRESSED
Nami once again not having enough money to save someone she cares about we should all kill ourselves
Hachi blaming himself for being a pirate when even nami is worried about him right now.... we need to kill the celestial dragons
The fucking cover for this volume..... do they know....
Look at these fucking freaks
Usopp landed butt first into the tenryuubito 💀💀💀 Here we fucking go...
#its so funny how they discover its hatchi and they just turn around to leave akdhakbsks yeah.... and how they all wait for nami....#ooooh the cover stories its about the cp9..... inch resting... the destroyed island is enies lobby... serves you right#the bubbles... the sound of the bubbles im the anime HAUNTED me.... they wont be here so i wonder if there is something alike#celestial dragons jhave appeared here we fucking go.... also 20 kingdoms formed the government etc etc ✍️✍️#kid has long black nails here.... slay and he should have killed appoo right here i hate that man jesus christ....#also kids nickname being captain.... ahdkahdka whyyyyyyy.... also the kid pirates and the bonney pirates are so.... uninspired#bonney saving zoro.... did he remember her in egghead island???#sanji so serious after camie gets kidnapped and he says hes gonna call the fish riders akdjssjslsl...#but honestly the thrill of not knowing what is going on until here.... yeah yeah yeah.... and they don't even show us the exact moment...#franky calling namo little girl.... thats his sister for real for real......#seeing doffys symbol on the slave auction and law wearing his is making me so insane akdbaksnsl#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY ANNOUNCED THE EXECUTION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#and luffy has so much going on that he doesmt notice until he reaches amazon lily... what could have been....#It's so lucky hachi didnt die out of luffy's impulsiveness.... what happens later is a kind of punishment for this i am so sure#not just for this but for the kind of danger he would put his crew in the future if he kept going on like this... kuma and rayleigh saved e#kid being so important in sabaody but then law stealing the show after the timeskip.... thats so funny#luffy was so into bepo when he first saw him akdjaksn “whats that bear is he a pirate too?” he would have asked him to join the crew#shakky: he's probably with another woman..... rayleigh: im going to sell myself as a slave and rob my buyer BLIND to fund my gambling#reading one piece#talking tag
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i was so nervous when i saw the fo4 triangle slider of doom in the cc menu but oh my god it all looks so good. i see what they mean when they said they took a page out of ts4's book lol.
#datv#datv spoilers#datv crew being confirmed short kings is so funny and slay honestly i love that for them#kind of bummed abt limited weight sliders but thats on me for getting my hopes up i guess ! at least there Are options for once#MAN. IM SO HYPED. HOW AM I GONNA SLEEP NOW LOL.#AND i saw a slay hairstyle for ashara. oh its all fucking happening. this is so insane. video games are so back
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PAY RAISE FOR WORKING SATURDAYS??
#slay but also. dies#saturdays are literally my ONE full day off and i should really stand my ground and say NO!!!!!! but i wont bc im a doormat :)#but ME in charge of the shop.. yikes honestly#anyway im gonna tell her i can prob do most of the saturdays she offered but one bc thats JOYWAVE BABIEEEEEEEE#and i cannot be late for that. especially bc i have fast pass#anyway. need to talk w my bf when he wakes up in like 3.5 hrs so im gonna pretend i didnt see Her text so i dont have to respond#right away 😌 being an adult sucks man dont grow up#talk tag
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it's always so funny when people think i'm cool and confident and the type of girl that doesn't get hurt and is always put together like i didn't apply to be on a dating show bc the guy i liked applied to be on it and then cried for multiple nights after he blocked me on everything like a week after i told him i liked him and he only explained why after he saw my messages telling his friend that i was up all night crying about him and then literally did cocaine because i self sabotage when i'm heartbroken and now idk where to go from here cause i feel like i've definitely hit new lows but will i most assuredly find a new low to hit in the next week or so unless i get over him? yes, yes i will.
#this is so embarrassing#like genuinely#this is humiliating#and thats why im posting it#so i can feel shame#cause clearly i dont know what that is when it comes to him#i always said batman could waterboard me and not get this type of information out of me#but i am not openly posting it#because honestly#i need to get it out#cause wtf#like genuinely what tf is wrong with me#anyways this is half of the reason why i was missing for so long#the other half also involves men#so slay#rants and ramblings
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I just remembered! That my dream was helpful enough to give me something neat for Alerik! My dream overall was really messy but one scenario in it was about this group of friends where one of them has the power to summon gods so long as he knows their name or appearance. So then, one of his friends was like: "What if we summon Alerik?" and the guy was like: "We don't know his true name, that's just one of his many names."
And then another friend was like: "What about appearance then? We know what she looks like." and then another friend answered that one instead like: "No, his appearance changes with our perception, we don't know what they actually look like." And then my dream changed during then but that's a really! neat thing to add to Alerik! I'm doing it!
#aria rants#ariaoc#i was alrdy thinking of adding the ''aleriks appearance changes depending on what ppl think of him as'' yesterday cuz i got the#idea from playing slay the princess a bit (yaknow-- the whole perception thing) but for alerik itd just be appearance#but whats rlly neat is the fact that alerik gets to have many names tho! i like that! ofc his main name will be alerik still#but like-- in my original universe-- some worlds refer to him differently so no one really knows what his Actual name is#other than the other divine beings ofc as creatures thats able to communicate with him. tbh i dont know if ill give him#a ''true name'' in a similar sense like how halcyon and felicity has true names oooorrr his true name will just be alerik#maybe or maybe not. depends honestly. but yea! aleriks name will still be alerik for me. and yea he uses any pronouns tbh#comes with the whole ''appearance changes on someones perception'' so he can be a girl or a creature or anything at all!#for a default appearance in which id draw him as. thatd be a long haired guy cuz i love men with long hair... alas... i am predictable
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i'll probably be going out more from now on so i'll post the outfits i like~ at this point this is just gonna be a blog about me posting whatever shit i feel like lmao (not like it was any different before tbh)
today's fit goes even harder than yesterday i think!
#my mom didn't like it tho#slutshamed!! 😋#it was pretty shitty bc she's usually okay with me wearing whatever i like#the shorts were too much for her this time tho#honestly whatever i think they slay#she did make me kinda selfconscious and i keep pulling them down now ahkfbdjf#but yah thats life#kposting#ootd
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What I can say about shadow the series is that it's delivering everything that eclipse promised but fell short
#yeah eclipse is slightly more political and has more romance#but the mystery? mixed with supernatural? oh god shadow is slaying and thats what i wanted when i saw the eclipse trailer#shadow the series#i mean not wanting to create a fight between the two#but honestly way more compelling to me personally
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i’m sorry about the anon i hope you’re ok 💖
thank you sm! im pretty sure that was like some terf or something trying to fuck with me. ironically its made me feel better out of spite. to be frank no matter where my nips are im gonna have a flat chest and thats fucking awesome. like thats AWESOME. i DO have a flat chest and it fucking rules. can you guys believe this?? they call me no tits ramón
#so slay and so yass...#ive always healed quickly scar wise#and like. i can get tattoos and revisions and whatever#plus the lipo went great and that was huge for me#no more feminine hips baby!#at the end of the day i have really loving parents and honestly i feel like thats worth a lot
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I may be a bit late to the guillermo del toros pinocchio train, but holy shit did that alter my brain chemistry
#pinocchio#guillermo del toro#guillermo del toro pinocchio#like that shit was so fucking good#idk why i waited so long to watch it#literally up there with all the great movies ive seen (atsv. itsv. rottmnt. last wish. i have short memory idk what other movies ive seen)#(soon to be mutant mayhem honestly. and btsv)#this is getting off track#but like the animation and the storytelling was on a whole nother level. and thats not even beginning to talk about the world#and all the topics and themes and messages implanted in this movie#building off of what beauty pinocchio already was#covering loss and love and war and parents and children#and childhood and the queer and neurodivergent themes#and death and life and mortality and immortality and religion#like fuckkkkkkkkkkk#and the emotions it made me feel#also the cricket was cool#and the angels/sisters/sphinxs/gods#like wtf were they but holy shit slay#definitely recommend
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We got koby today.... tashigi could cut the hand like zoro did in dressrosa but we got koby today....
#they blew helmeppo up!!! damn.... rip helmeppo#couldn't garp pull these moves in marineford like damn#<- constant complaint even if there are justifiable reasons#idc what happened he should have stepped up!!!#like okay good for this guy with the green hair who just appeared saving the people on the ship#but like tashigi (and the other two FEMALE marine officers <- i think thats an important remark) is there too...#she never gets time to shine and now is waiting with the others to be saved. come on now....#the baby and old man lesson paralel is a slay im gonna give them that#KUZAN FUCKING IMPALED GARP??????#damn. now i guess the party is going to get started#in egghead at least#tashigi gets me up the walls honestly. i believe zoro didnt get more story in wano simply bc she wasnt there and his arc evolves#with hers because obviously it fucking does. they got something in punk hazard but again tashigi loses for zoro's development#and i do not want that. but otherwise tashigi goes nowhere every time she appears. since arabasta when she declares shes goint#to get stronger practically nothing has happened or wr havent been shown how she achieved that and now we get koby development in one ep#like can i get some spare change for tashigi.... crumbs.... something....#bc how can she win??? literally how. if her path to what she wants is blocked by two swordsmen at least. and as a captian in the marines by#fucking koby. what is going on with her??#idk what im saying anymore but yeah. tashigi please#i dont care about koby i get him as a character but it i do not care about him#like maybe i care more about garp bc i can hate him so much akdjakak and i do enjoy him as a character i get him. but koby?? idc#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1122#also relating to the post text i get how the plot is to paralel koby to garp but..... tashigi could have done something... anything at all
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fuck you /j
"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness
#me when both my parents are just too traumatized#i mean this in a not offensive way theyre not too anything but the grip their trauma has on their lives in their late 50s hurts me too#paraphrased moments from my mom:#“you know panic... you and me made it this far because were not stupid. if we were like this and stupid we would not have made it” - my mom#“i get that feeling of not being able to work on something unless youre really stuck in it” - my mom#“i made it in my job (she works corpo and slays) because i was super stuck in a project i wasnt even interested in previously” - my mom#so far these are all the same conversation#mom: your dads not good with change i think he has like ocd... me: ngl that sounds like autism... mom: its not as severe#my dad is at least self aware of how much anxiety he has like we barely leave the house together because hes worried hell fuck something up#also this- my sister: mom i havent had my period in 150 days... my mom: thats normal#my sister: mom i honestly have really bad digestion around my period... my mom: thats normal#and my mom thank you to my mom#and my MOTHER thank you to my MOTHERR#ppanicrblgs#i vented on this but its okay i find some of these funny
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I’m sorry if this sounds mean but I genuinely find it baffling when people who sign up WILLINGLY to reality shows and KNOW that they are in a REALITY SHOW get pissed off when someone plays the game.
#Like I am sorry but??? What did you expect people get pressed and I am like miss girllllll#Like I get being upset losing but take it like a champ be like oh well that sucks but x person played a good game#Not ‘why wOuLd they DO thAt to mE I thOugHt we wERe bEstiEs#thats not how it works!!! imagine playing chess and not stealing the other pieces or whatever like then what’s the point of it being a game#They don’t get it like we do !!!! Play the game !!! I am so irked askdkw this happens so often too I see cast members salty#on twitter dot com throwing shade like girl what#That’s why I don’t sign up for reality tv I will probs take it personally and I am aware of that#This To no one but yes to the traitors cast getting mad at cirie be so frrr no one specifically but yes Arie and Quentin#I just watched it and they be pressed like she played y’all she girlboss I am sorry she slayed !!!#Like y’all are not gonna tell me her lighting that fire red in the end didn’t DELIVER like she ate.#She left no crumbs and mothered her way through I am so sorry if y’all fail to see it#she was like arie did jack shit as a traitor and she was right and gallantly won we have no choice but to stan#I honestly only feel for andy because they deserved it too and they were my fav of the cast but then again#I dont think its fair to take it personally if anyone would have been in the spot they would have done it they re just roles given to each#by the rules and the game going on it’s how it works they dont personally choose to fuck people over because its fun for them#Like idk I am not buying the whole thing of cirie using peoples family I dont see it that way at all#I think they are hurt and I get that but like….idk lol she was playing a game and ate yall up and now everyone be pressed I am sorry !!!!#reality tv is my worst and best character trait fr SKSKSKS onto season 2 !#the traitors#reality tv
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Me and my bisexual ass, oh the world is so horribly doomed if the Princess is Like This (Currently in The Tower chapter).
#ariaplays: slay the princess#this is so fun actually! also feels like that whatever becomes of the princess is what we believe of her capable of doing#the first time we enter the cabin so like-- if we believe she has a hidden weapon. she'd have a hidden weapon#i think? thats how i think of it as though which is! really interesting! this is reeeaaally fun! (i say as i stare at her in the tower...)#honestly it aint even me listening to the voice of the broken its me listening to my voice of bisexuality cuz shes sooo pretty here...
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coming out as an academic victim good lord I cannot do this anymore
#dropping out bye#i have worked out im like 15 essays away from finishing my whole degree tho which is honestly quite slay#thats notthhiingg right 😭😭#someone tell me why i only have 2000 words to compare two novels and include outside reading???#i have so many points and im having to cut them all ojt#and i GUARANTEE my feedback will be about not going into enough depth#I WOULD ACTUALLY LOVE TO GO INTO MORE DEPTH BETHANY#BUT I DONT HAVE ENOUGH WORDS#free me from this hell 😭😭#i have three points and each point has three quotes from each book and then i have four quotes from outside reading#and quite honestly that probably adds up to 2000 words on its own 💀#im having to cut it down to one quote from each book for each point which does not#give me a lot of room to discuss the actual thing in any depth at all and its making me quite mad#and i have to have three points to have actually answered the essay question properly so 🧍🏻♂️🔫#and i guess all my research was for nothing cause im gonna have to only have one outside reading quote#im gonna run into oncoming traffic bye bye#academic weapon#no#academic victim
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