#and his reaction ????

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

whens megatron coming back

[ohbother2]

Vox wishes he had what Alastor and Lucifer have

[cutter-kirby]

haymitch is so scared of snow and it’s like. kid I get it. very understandable in your situation. but this guy is still reeling over a break up from 40 years ago and is projecting this onto you very pathetically. humble that loser

[factual-fantasy]

But Ratcheeeetttt I just figured out how to draw youuuuuuu 😭😭😭

Pfff, he'd probably say "EP, EP EP! You want to feel better, don't you??Then you need to go to BED."

6 episodes in and I'm slowwwwly remembering Ratchet's personality and remembering why I loved him so much 🥹🚑💞 he's such a grump its great

[nonbinary-arsonists]

Sleepytime for the gang! <3

continuation of this

Caine's reaction:

[betrixxxed]

she said 👁️👁️

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Michael Afton actually died in FNAF

[dearmisshoney]

ahem...

THIS MADE MY HOLE WEAK! 🔥🕳️

i mean– this made my whole week! 🥺💖

i might be a mattheo girlie now...

nsfw mattheo riddle headcanons…

things to expect from matty if he’s fucking you

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│ notes; just a few various sex headcanons w/ mattheo <3 enjoy! felt like giving ya’ll some sugar hehe

│ warnings; MDNI 18+ nsfw below! toxic! mattheo. drinking. kinky :b

│ A bully. No matter how much he loves or cherishes you- once he’s in that type of mood there will be no mercy. Once he hits that deep place inside of you that causes a gasp to rip from your throat- he can’t take it anymore. He’ll insult you, demean you even while simultaneously praising you. If anything he ever says hurts your feelings he’ll kiss all the bad away when he’s done with you and apologize. 

│ Whines. An occasional groan or moan is common- especially when your lips are wrapped around the head of his cock. But what can be heard most are the deep, long whines that tumble from his lips when his mind disappears for a bit. 

│ When he’s done- you leave. Unless you mange to put Riddle under a spell and make him fall in love, you will be lumped in with all of the others. If you’re not the girl he loves then you can leave when he’s done with you. No sleepovers, no cuddling, maybe a quick smoke. However that being said, he’ll still always come back to you for more later because he likes to sleep with the same girl for a while.

│ Passionate. While he may be dismissive to commitment, you can always expect Matty to be attentive and passionate while he’s actually fucking you. Unusually sweet words will fall out of his mouth amongst the rougher ones, things he would never say otherwise. 

│ Manipulative. No matter how angry you are with him, he is able to persuade you that all will be okay and you won’t be mad anymore if you just left him fuck you. It works! (does it?)

│ Jealous. If he chooses you to be his play thing, no body else is allowed to touch you but him. Until he is done with you, just the sheer sight of someone else showing interest in you while send him into a tail spin. The second he is finished though, he could care less.

│ He bites. Specifically your neck and thighs- especially with you beneath him in any way. He loves to take this time and bite just hard enough for you to flinch and suck in a breath. Toxic! Mattheo would totally bite you till u bleed if he’s pissed at you. 

│ Loves to give hickey’s. While pda may not be his thing, he does like everyone to see the marks he has left. If the biting wasn’t enough trauma to your skin, giving you hickeys makes him feel accomplished and established like everyone should know to keep their hands off you while he’s the one marking you.

│ Slow and deep. He isn’t always that way, but it’s definitely his favorite motion of the ocean. If his day was decent and nothing weighs heavy on his mind, he likes to go slow and steady to hit all the good spots. However on a bad day you can count on getting your walls bruised. 

│ Affectionate. After care may not be the best if you don’t mean too much to him but during what ever he’s doing to you, kisses will be peppered all over you. Hands will fall on every inch of your skin and massages will come with every grip he gets on you.

│ Anger fucking. If you make him jealous or angry, count on a hate fuck. He expresses his emotions through dominating you- even if it hurts. 

│ Drunk sex. Mattheo is definitely more open and sweet when he’s under the influence of alcohol. Your most intimate moments with him have been when he’s a shot away from being too far gone. He softens and has more fun with you while he’s inebriated- almost like he’s been weakened. 

│ Dacryphilia. If you got pathetic enough to cry in front of him especially if it was due to him being too harsh- it kind of turns him on. He’d be lying if he said seeing you cry didn’t make his dick hard. 

│ Lazy. He loves it when you ride or do most of the movement for him at least. Not only does he like to see you work for it, but it’s less of a job for him. 

│ A huge tease. He likes to have control of your entire day. All day he’ll make sure to keep you on your toes with small glances and brushing of limbs. Eventually if you seem excited enough that will have entertained him enough and he’ll give you want you want (need) from him.

│ Has a huge mouth. You can bet that all of his closest friends in Slytherin know about the two of you sleeping together. He likes to show off.

│ Keeps you as close as possible. When he is being more passionate with you, the closer you are to him the better. He likes your foreheads to touch, your chest, anything that makes him feel as close as possible for just the time being. 

│ Throat grabber. His favorite place for his hands to be is around the front or back of your neck. Sometimes even both wrapped around the sides- only slight constriction. He also knows you secretly love it when he chokes you. Sometimes he goes too far, you have seen stars but it felt good while he buried every last inch of himself inside you.

luv, spell

requests are open!

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[joifee]

Hi Bdubs 🐴

godfather vibes

[valtsv]

every so often i just think about how good it was that the most foolproof one-size-fits-all solution for dealing with basically any horrifyingly evil supernatural monster of the week in the magnus archives was just. burying them in concrete. like yeah i can believe that a few tons of grey brutalist slop would stop the wolfman or pretty much anything in its tracks to be honest. they use that shit on nuclear waste. do you honestly think you're stronger than a nuke? a fucking nuke?

[sinkfood]

a round and unthreatening face

[regonold]

So during a wayne gala, there was a rouge attack shocker. It was by scarecrow he was planning to flood the ballroom with his gas

Unfortunately his bomb was shoddily put together and one of the cannisters holding the gas fell and landed in the hands of one danny fenton there with his godfather

Now unfortunately all anyone could do was watch as this gas can suddenly spayed gas in this young mans face who started looking panicked and backing up before spotting vlad and stopping

Suddenly this kid who seemed like he was seconds from running is now fucking growing and preparing to pounce on vlad???

And vlad just looks resigned as if he figured this would happen

[iwasbored777]

I CRY EVERY DAMN TIME

[seungisms]

inexperienced!jeongin who has a big dick but doesn’t know how to use it

inexperienced!jeongin who doesn’t know how to handle it when you tease him, thinking it’s some sort of joke cause there’s no way a girl as pretty as you would even give him a second glance, but his ears are turning red with every flirty stroke of his bicep, and sweat is building up on the back of his neck when you playfully press up against him, practically able to feel your tits tight against his chest, and all he can think about is finally stuffing your pussy full of cock everytime he’s around you. he swears you do it on purpose, especially when your hand brushes against his crotch, giggling like it’s the cutest thing in the world when you find how hard he is - just to mock him for being such a virgin and he hates the way his dick jumps in excitement when you make fun of him

inexperienced!jeongin who’s a little too needy but he’s too insecure to actually ask you for sex, he’ll just resort to pathetically fucking his own fist or some of your used panties that you’ve left laying around. hating himself for being so damn awkward cause he wants nothing more than to feel your pretty pussy suffocate around his cock, to see how deep he can fuck into you until you’re clawing at him and begging him to just give you a minute. but all he can do is muffle the gasps of your name against his fist while tugging on his dick, all his dirty thoughts about you remaining just that, cause he’s just too shy to actually do something about it

inexperienced!jeongin who’s so charmingly awkward, he sometimes says the weirdest shit when he’s between your legs, he can’t look you in the eyes when he’s fucking you, and he doesn’t know where to put his hands when you makeout - wanting nothing more than to dip his fingers under the pretty little skirt you love torture him with to find out what colour panties you’re wearing - he’s just too afraid of you finally finding out how much of a pervert he really is

inexperienced!jeongin who can get off from dry humping alone, there’s so much happening and he can barely keep up - your mouth working his own open, the fingers tugging on his hair, the hot press of your cunt slotting perfectly against his dick - he nuts so embarrassingly fast and can’t even look you in the eyes after :(

inexperienced!jeongin who constantly worries about disappointing you, but if you start begging for his dick he’ll crack so quickly

inexperienced!jeongin who looks so lost the second you get him between your legs, looking up at you for guidance with every unsure touch and stroke to your clit, until you eventually grab the back of his head and shove his face into your cunt

inexperienced!jeongin who’s a fast learner, he immediately starts making out with your pussy like a man starved - he’s messy and a tad sloppy, but he’s trying his best and just wants to please you so you can’t find it in yourself to pull him away

inexperienced!jeongin who gets so carried away while eating you out, groaning and humping the bed and letting out wet little apologies when his teeth accidentally scrape against your folds. sometimes you swear he enjoys it more than you

inexperienced!jeongin who’s a little too greedy, he’ll let you ride his face until he can’t breathe, he’ll chase after your pussy and let out a pathetic whine with next to no shame when you start to lift off him, he’ll fucking get on his hands and knees and beg you for one last taste if he has to 

inexperienced!jeongin who could spend hours worshipping your pussy, completely ignoring the painful twitch of his cock to continue fucking his tongue into you, desperate to coax out more of those pretty moans from your lips. until it’s too late and he’s pulling away only to look down to find he’s made a mess of his briefs, a cum stain starting to form on the mattress he was grinding against for some relief and he’s so humiliated the he’ll lock himself in your bathroom, the sight of his ruined underwear almost mocking him and he’s never felt like a bigger virgin

inexperienced!jeongin who doesn’t know how the hell he’s gonna get through actually fucking you if he’s busting a nut from eating pussy alone

inexperienced!jeongin who can’t for the life of himself stop whimpering and whining nonsense when he’s finally inside of you, cursing under his breath, “fuck, thank you baby. never thought i’d get the chance to fuck a pussy this tight,” and choked whimpers of, “jesus, thank you. thankyouthankyouthankyou,” when he’s about to cum

inexperienced!jeongin who doesn’t know how to multitask, he tries to kiss you when he’s fucking you, but the sloppier and faster his thrusts become and the deeper his cock kisses into your pussy the harder it is for him to actually focus, lips eventually straying away from your lips to whimper and whine pathetically in your ear. and you just find it so cute that he has to stop multiple times and take a deep breath so he doesn’t cum so soon

inexperienced!jeongin who finds it hard to listen, he knows he should prep you a little more for his dick, knows he should stretch you out a little to accommodate him, but he’s just too impatient to finally sink his cock into you to even care. and he fucking loves that you crave him just as much that you don’t either

inexperienced!jeongin who’s addicted to getting his dick sucked, he can’t keep still - fucking his hips up to force his cock deeper down your throat, deep down loving the little whimper you let out when you struggle to take him more, eyes getting glassy and looking at him so cutely but he just can’t help himself from tangling his fingers into your hair and pushing your head down even more

inexperienced!jeongin who can go for hours when you finally break him in, to the point where he’s ready for your pussy, four five times a day

inexperienced!jeongin who texts all his friends, “i had sex today, what did you losers do?” everytime you guys fuck

[pangur-and-grim]

my heart can't take this......Belphie now dashes ahead of me in the mornings and clambers up to sit on the scale, because he knows that after medicating he gets half a tube of churu

I cannot emphasize enough that he placed himself there.