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Zhou and Mama Reyes helping Carlos get into the chilli costume 😂
#Reyes said I want to see my son be his most unserious#zhou guanyu#carlos sainz jr#reyes vazquez de castro#scuderia ferrari#f1#abu dhabi 2024#pedro smiling when the fans started singing smooth operator#pedro cebrian#everyone waiting at the side lol#Ricci Corte looked so excited#Riccardo Corte#and his bodyguard
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where was yarnaby when the doctor got snatched
#rest in pieces bro#something about this full grown man yelling out YARNABY!!!! is really pitying#your precious bodyguard didn't work out did it#who knows if he managed to train yarnaby enough to become his bodyguard by this point though#i like to imagine he did#they took advantage of the one moment yarnaby wasn't around#anyway we dont really know how harley got taken away to be turned into a brain#so this could be playing out wrong#just drew it like this for dramatic effect#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 4#yarnaby#dr sawyer#harley sawyer
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SO, I wanted to draw the fakeout-makeout scene from the latest chapter of Of Saints and Sinners but I think I got a biiit carried away pfpf
@morningstarwrites you really fed us with this one, ngl 😳
(EDIT: Oh my god, forgot Alastor's stupid antlers in almost every single drawing dndnddm so, uh, replaced now lol (second edit: how did I miss Lucifer's cheeks too? This is what I get for staying up late to draw lmaoo)
#hazbin hotel#hazbin#alastor the radio demon#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#lucifer morningstar#lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#radioapple#of saints and sinners#hazbin hotel fanart#fanart#hazbin hotel fic art#fic fanart#my art#also I couldn't picture those two angels as anything else but two bodyguards with wings pff#like that's the funniest version pfpff#tho in hindsight they're probably more scary#I realize all these drawings are just Lucifer nuzzling Alastor all cutely and Alastor staring into his soul pfpff
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A message from miss bodyguard
#love and deepspace#rafayel#comic#my art#he kicks his legs and blushes every time miss bodyguard sends him a text
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shassie as a dynamic works so well imo because shawn is dialectically a genius and an idiot while lassie is dialectically badass and pathetic. thus, in the most ideal scenario, they're a scarily effective power duo of whip-smart deduction and ruthless tactical intimidation, but when you flip them to the other sides of their spectrums they become Two Losers Making Asses Of Themselves, both of whom constantly try to hoist themselves back to the other end by using the other as a counterweight.
#does this make Sense am i getting through to anyone?!!??! hello?!!!??! it's so dark in here............#also they're adhd4autism which contributes a ton#psych#shawn spencer#carlton lassiter#shassie#running my mouth#i know there are con-man shawn fics and scenarios out there#but consider: con-man shawn and his cracked bodyguard / lover in the night lassiter#i wonder if such a thing has been explored before#i find their carnage-causing potential fascinating
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Jingnyan, aka the husband-replacement cat that renheng adopted
Sesame cake and rice dumpling are respectively called renyan and hengnyan btw and this shit has a whole ass au behind it (with a Mafia origin but that's not important)
I STAN jingnyan being the MOST affectionate nyan ever
Ps: this is renheng getting all the cuddles b4 the renheng-nyan invasion..which...doesn't bode very well for them
#for summary jy is a *mafia boss* and renheng are supposed to be his bodyguards :D#jrh is established no wowwies#anyways jy is away on an imp mission to some diff country#renheng wanted to come as well but ren ends up getting injured#i have brain cell sharing moment with my frnds over discord so yes#ren it is#jy also took mimi with him#so now renheng on missing their white fluffy body heater ends up adopting jingnyan that very much looks like their husband#and uhhh they later get invaded by renheng nyans who steal jingnyan#and later jy as well#aratribow#honkai star rail#jing yuan#hsr jing yuan#hsr blade#dan heng#hsr dan heng#jingren#jingheng#renheng#jingrenheng#nya-fia au
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Kind of obsessed with the idea of Terzo referring to Omega as “my partner Meg” to people who have never seen him so they get the shock of their life when Meg turns out to be a 6’7 guy with unnerving eyes who’s built like a brick shithouse and could crush a watermelon with his thighs.
#Omega’s scarily tall and beefy even when glamoured#but he’s just a big kitty in love with his husband#I’m imagining this is like a networking party or something#and omega’s there as his bodyguard/emotional support husband#Technically he’s not supposed to tell people that he’s married but he’s a little drunk and also likes to show off his pretty husband#the band ghost#papa emeritus terzo#papa iii#papa 3#omega ghoul#terzomega#omega3#shitghosting
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Peerless Cucumber transmigrating into a monster of PIDW? It’s more likely than you think!
more of the huli jing!shen yuan au
#svsss#shen yuan#huli jing#nine tailed fox#svsss art#my art#ngl he would be so excited#…until he remembers how many fox spirits die or get trapped in the course of at least four separate wife plots#that’s how he ends up shanghaing a random cultivator (not knowing it’s THE Shen Qingqiu) into being his bodyguard#jiuyuan#kinda
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POV your new painter and his assistant have finally arrived
#ffxiv#final fantasy xiv#alphinaud leveilleur#ffxiv wol#warrior of light#shadowbringers spoilers#i think it's hilarious eulmore just lets you walk right in with a weapon either on ur back or hip#and then you go and call yourself alphy's assistant#i guess they just assume you're his bodyguard or smth
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The whole team 55 picking hamburgers
#Carlos be dragging them to burger places left and right and having their annual cookouts#carlos sainz jr#scuderia ferrari#riccardo corte#calum macdonald#riccardo adami#and his bodyguard#f1#austin 2024
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hey hank i need you to come with me to this negotiaton. yeah no i just need you to stand there menacingly like you usually do. yeah like that perfect. itll work so fucking good trust me theyll be shitting their pants
#madcom#madness combat#2bdamned#hank j wimbleton#2bhank#imagine walking into a room to discuss some random resource trading or smth with this unknown Nobody that you never heard of in your life#and he's being flanked by THEE Hank Motherfucker Wimbleton as a personal bodyguard. like yeah id shit my pants too man what the hell#this isnt to say he can't intimidate people on his own with ease but god damn is it easier now lol
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Kinn would use pet names because he is the type of dork who would find them genuinely romantic.
Kim would use pet names because he thinks it gets him a good grade in boyfriend, a normal and possible thing to want to achieve.
Vegas would use pet names because he is exerting ownership in ways deemed socially acceptable, but he has to be pretentious about it.
#vegas hits pete with “beloved” one day and they both freeze as it is distinctly not “pet”#macau is in the background happy they managed to use a normal pet name for once#kinns pet names get increasingly more and more ridiculous and porsche can roll his eyes all he wants but he loves it#pete and porsche both get turned on when their partners refer to them as “my weapon”#which is something they would examine in therapy if they ever thought about getting it#no one knows what is going on with kim but if chay giggles and blushes because of an “angel” here and a “bambi” there#well the bodyguards know better than to mention it#also this randomly came to me in my current sleep deprived daze#but when pete is petty he'll start referring to himself with stereotypical dog names#like “spot” or “rover” and the thai equivalents#and it is so fucking weird for everyone to watch vegas get so pissed off about it#macau is just happy vegas isnt like breaking things or going on a torture spree#this has been one fourty five am rambles with calcium who doesnt think these are in character but you know#vegaspete#kinnporsche#kimchay#kinnporsche the series
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Lan Wangji will suffer the worst case of the knee deep in the passenger seat Casual™ to ever plague a queer man. I just know it. He will be at his wedding ceremony with his dumbfuck necromancer beloved and the mf will still giggle about like they're just best budz in on some crazy tax evasion scheme.
#he is his personal bodyguard. defense lawyer. ghost hunting partner. his walking and sometimes talking unlimited credit card.#he looked that guy dead in the eye and with crystal clear emphasis told him he was HIS and it didn't register#i'm only like 30 pages into book 2 so don't tell me specifics but i feel it in my soul this will be an ongoing trend#wwx is in the ninth circle of comphet hell and i wish him a safe journey upward <3#mo dao zu shi#mdzs#the untamed#mxtx#lan wangji#lan zhan#wei wuxian#wangxian
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man.. reading this part of the doctors document that he wrote pisses me off "doubley importnat that im properly protected at all times" ���☝️ SHUT UUUUUUUUPPPPPP oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOD "i got a good laugh out of it" The funny music? It made u giggle? Teehee? Are u the giggler? my head is in my hands
#his treatment of yarnaby#bro.#MAKING HIM YOUR BODYGUARD#“ill be its entire world” GOOD LORD#he's so confident#then he got turned into a brain in a jar#LMAO#like oh my god#dont worry i still want him#even more aftre reading this
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Now pick a side Marinette!
Episode 43 Part 11
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#most of Gabriel's dialogue in this episode makes no sense if you ignore that Adrien IS Chat Noir.#Adrien should've been WAY more confused by where his dad was coming from at the end here#especially the blatant gaslighting like DUDE#scarlet lady#scarlet lady au#scarlet lady comic#gorizilla#the bodyguard#episode 43 part 11
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