#and his VOICE UGHHHHHHH

[pinguwuuuu]

“Beer is supposed to be shared between friends~”

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A quickie inspired by a fanfic I couldn’t get out of my head :P

@whitefoxfiction sent this fic to me (THANK YOU FOR BLESSING MY EYES) and it’s by @electronicwitchcollection (Bleachbabe23 on Ao3). It’s a NSFW oneshot and it’s SO GOOD. I’ll try and link it in the comments CAUSE Y’ALL NEED TO READ IT.

All these amazing fics are killing me, so many ideas from them to draw, so little time :’)

[xxacademy]

i’m playing re4 again (duh) and i cannot play this game without being bricked up. i am a victim of my own sick brain

[inkykeiji]

hi hi i’m just stopping by blogging from my bed with a chest cold to let you all know that i’m going to marry dave bayley’s voice goodbye

[worldlxvlys]

okay I know someone already asked something similar to this but ahem, referencing 7:10 on their this or that new video just brought to my attention that I really wanna see him shaking shivering and twitching, so pls pls pls DOM HIM AND OVERSTIMULATE HIM

okay thanks my babe MWAH

help

chris sturniolo x reader

warnings: be fr. it’s smut. overstimulation, p in v, oral (male receiving), sub! chrissss

a/n: hehe ty for the request yk i loveeee sub!chris

hope you likeeeee <333

(the clip anon was referring to:)

“i really need you baby” was the last thing i expected to hear when i picked up chris’s call. i could tell by his broken whisper that he was horny.

“yeah? what do you need chris?”

he let out a moan at the sound of my voice, seemingly jerking himself off.

“can’t get off baby. need you to help so bad”

“i’m on my way baby”

when i walked into his room, he was laid naked on his bed with his eyes shut. his tip was red as he frantically pumped his cock.

without a word, i sat next to him and moved his hand, replacing it with my own.

“holyyy fuck” he moaned out, his hips jerking up.

his head flew back into his pillows, as he let out strangled moans.

“hmmm, all it takes is my hand around your cock and you start moaning like a little bitch” i said, watching his body fill with pleasure.

“my poor baby, can’t even get himself off without me”

he lifted his head up, propping himself on his elbows and watching me continue to pump his cock quickly.

“it’s ok baby, i got you. gonna make you feel so fucking good” he moaned in response, his high quickly approaching.

“feels so good ma, you’re so good to me”

“yeah? you wanna cum baby?”

“fuck yes, yes, wanna cum so bad. please let me cum, please, please” he begged, his moans turning into whines. i placed a quick kiss to his tip.

“go ahead baby, let it go. want my hand to be covered in your cum” i said, quickening my pace.

“fuck fuck fuck, i’m cumming baby” his hips began to buck up, as his cum leaked out of his tip.

i kept pumping, helping him ride through his high.

the thick, white liquid continued to sputter out of his tip.

“shit ma, i don’t think i’ve ever came so hard before” i moved my face toward his cock and began to lick it up.

“ughhh baby, baby, hold on. so sensitive” he said as he started to squirm.

“you said you wanted my help. sit there and fucking take it” i said firmly, holding his thighs open.

i swirled my tongue around his tip before starting to bob my head up and down.

“ohhhhhhh fuck”

i looked up at him through my lashes, as i continued to take him deep into my throat.

drool began to dribble out of my mouth as he thrusted his hips up, meeting me halfway as i continued to move my head up and down on him.

my nails were digging into his thighs, no doubt leaving crescent marks in their wake.

“baby i’m so close” he continued to groan and gasp.

“hold it.”

his eyes shot open, widening a little. “what? no baby i can’t, can’t hold it, gonna-“

he cut himself off with a guttural moan, shooting his load down my throat.

at that, i took my mouth off of him and looked at him.

“what did i tell you? can’t even follow simple instructions” i said as i took my clothes off.

“‘m sorry, just felt so good ma”

“you normally listen so well, baby” i shook my head at him.

“guess i’m gonna have to punish you” i said as i crawled onto his lap.

i laid his dick flat on his stomach, grinding my pussy on him.

“ughhhhhhh fuck”

“i swear to god, chris, if you cum before i tell you to i will edge you for hours” i said as i felt him twitch against me.

he nodded his head feverishly, before letting out a whine.

“ohhhhhh”

“whose cock is this?”

“yours, yours, yours, only yours” he whispered.

“what was that? i can’t hear you” i said as i rubbed his tip.

“YOURS! FUCK, IT’S ALL YOURS, NO ONE ELSE’S!”

“that’s what i thought” i continued to rock my hips back and forth against him.

his cock slid between my folds perfectly, but i needed more.

“baby, i’m so closeee. please please please” he continued to whine.

without warning, i hovered over him and lined him up with my hole and slammed down on him.

“OHHHHH” he screamed at the top of his lungs, his mouth hanging open as he began to twitch and squirm.

“yesss chris, feel so fucking good. fill me up so well”

“i can’t, i can’t, can’t take it”

“i haven’t heard the safeword” i replied, fucking him dumb.

i began to bounce on his cock, picking up speed.

“please please please please gotta cum, gotta cum, let me cummmmm” he was whining so much, he could barely separate his words.

“c’mon baby, just wait a little longer. i’m so close, wanna cum with you”

with that, he reached between us and started rubbing my clit harshly.

“please, please cum on my cock. need it so bad baby”

“go ahead baby, let go. i’m right behind you”

he squirmed and twitched, as his legs shook. his eyes rolled back to his head as he held onto my waist, needing something to stabilize himself.

the feeling of his warm cum inside of me caused me to stumble over the edge with one last cry.

“chris!”

i collapsed on top of him while we both tried to catch our breath.

after a few moments, he spoke up.

“you’re fucking insane ma” he chuckled into my neck.

“yup, and you love it”

“hell yeah i do”

🌀🌀🌀🌀

….what do i even say after that

masterlist

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[bkgml]

little fluffy drabble before i get back to working on part 2 of ex bf kats! 🫶🏻

waking up in the middle of the night in an empty bed is the worst.

the commission is evil for putting katsuki on the night shift.

grabbing your phone and squinting at the harsh light that greets you, you pull up katsuki’s contact.

he answers quick, the second ring.

“hi, pretty.” he says sounding gruff and sweet, like he usually does when he’s tried.

you sigh but it sounds more like a whine.

you hear a laugh gush from your boyfriends lungs.

“what’s goin on with my girl? it’s late you should be sleeping.”

you inhale deeply through your mouth before exhaling fast so you can speak.

“that’s the thing, kats. can’t sleep.”

he laughs again and you frown.

“katsuki.” you groan.

you hear his laughter die off a little as tries to answer you.

“what?” he sputters.

“don’t be mean to me.” you frown, joking tone in your voice.

“yeah. yeah.” he responds, laughter finally calm.

you roll over to face his side of the bed. the side he’s supposed to be in. ready to kiss you to sleep.

“can’t you just come give me a kiss? i know you’re patrolling my neighborhood.” you say quietly, playing with a loose thread on his pillow case.

“i’m already here. open up before i get fired.” he says.

you gasp quietly, throwing the sheets off your body to grasp at the handles of your balcony door.

you watch him as he ends the call and opens his arms.

you jump into the spot you’ve molded into his body.

“so dramatic. i saw you three hours ago.” he says quietly, hiding his smile in your hair.

you pull back and his face returns neutral.

“you know you love it.” you say, pressing your lips to his.

he gently sets you down and you frown.

“you got your kiss. now i need to go keep my job.”

he pulls away from you, kissing the inside of your wrists before setting your arms by your sides.

“no. just a couple more.” you say, inching towards his lips and threading your arms around his waist.

he rolls his eyes but grabs your face tight with both hands.

he flutters his eyes closed and pulls your face towards his.

right before your lips touch he bonks your foreheads together and smushes your cheeks so your lips pop out.

“ughhhhhhh. katsukiiiiiiiiii.” you mumble, lips moving distorted as he grins at your pouted face.

“don’t pout at me.” he says, still grinning.

he stretches your face until your lips go thin and you grab his wrists in protest.

he smushes your face together again until your lips pout.

he lets out a dry laugh and gives you a quick peck.

“i said dont pout.” his grin is from ear to ear now.

he might as well be talking with a baby voice cause that’s how you feel you’re being treated.

“kats-.” you roll your eyes.

he pecks your pouted lips.

“katsuki.” he stretches your face out and pecks your thinned lips.

he cackles to himself.

“that’s not a very good kiss huh, can’t even pout your lips for me. so mean.” he faux frowns.

“kaaaaaatsssss.” you mumble as he positions your face to pout - then thin - then pout - then thin.

he finally returns to face to neutral and presses endless kisses to your lips and face.

“still can’t sleep?” he teases.

you roll your eyes and pull him by the collar until you can tuck your face into his neck.

“just need a hug before you leave.” you sigh, wrapping your arms around his neck while you stand on your tippy toes.

he returns your sigh with his own and shifts to grab you under the ass into his arms.

“like a little baby.” he teases you fondly, carrying you further into your room to place you on the bed.

“one sec, okay? ‘m coming back.” he says into your hair, pressing a kiss to your forehead and pulling away.

you watch as he walks to the closet.

he grabs a hoodie of his and walks back over to you.

“just wore this one before patrol. arms up.” he says and you abide by his wishes, lifting your arms over your head.

he pulls your shirt off and smothers you in the cloth of his hoodie.

you snuggle into it, eyes already drooping.

he gently pushes you to lay down and gives you a final sweet kiss to your lips.

“i’ll see you in a couple hours, crybaby.” he says softly as he pulls away from you.

he watches your eyes close as he walks to your balcony.

watches you grab his pillow to snuggle with as he pulls the doors closed.

and finally takes one last look at you before heading back out to protect your neighborhood.

[magesforthedas]

Oof I just have to talk about the animations and voice acting for a sec.

All of my (160ish?) hours of playing, I've just been enamoured with watching Rook and the companions faces during cutscenes. Now to be fair I don't play a ton of games, and the next best graphics game I play is probably inquisition, so sure maybe there are games with better graphics, etc. etc But the facials expressions, the little subtle things I'm just OBSESSED with. Like they really feel like people. THEN you get these amazing voice actors in here.

I have cried so much during this game it's not even funny. But there were so many scenes with each companion where I was just struck by the quality of the voice acting, and how their voices really expressed that character so well.

This came up again bc my first playthrough I cried at the end of Bellara, Davrin, Taash, and Emmerich's companion quests. I'm on my second playthrough, completing all of them again (and this game I've been trying to mostly make opposite decisions for the big things, like the city and the companion quests) and I get to Emmerich's.

I couldn't do it y'all. I told myself "maybe I'll encourage Emmerich to pursue Lichdom" and I WILL someday, my friend told me about it and I'm very excited. But I just love Manfred too much, and I was like, that's not the right call for this character. So I choose to save Manfred again.

THIS SCENE. When he says he wouldn't exchange this for anything?? The little catch in his voice?????? I cried again. I didn't expect to and then I couldn't help it because I was just so happy 😭 ughhhhhhh these characters are amazing. And these voice actors who brought them to life. Also I'm very excited to romance Emmerich in my next playthrough 🥰

[sugarcoated-lame]

eye twitching

thinking about waking up in that bedddd with him ughhhhhhh 🤤

@sebsxphia AAAHHHHDJFHKEJG SEBBBB!!!! OH GOD PLEASE !!!

First of all I’m losing my mind over this edit, so thank you! 🥲🫶🏼 and second, pre-outbreak Joel just does things to my brain, like he is truly something else 😵‍💫 brain go wee woo! And waking up in that bed with him !!!! 🫠 Literally my first thought every time I see that scene lmao

LIKE !!!! He just looks so soft and I wanna snuggle him

Ok so I feel like Joel is definitely a cuddler, he loves to wrap himself around you completely; a strong arm around your middle, one big palm splayed across the skin of your tummy underneath your (his) t-shirt while the other rests under your pillow, his broad chest pressed flush to your back, legs entangled with yours under the blankets and his face buried in the crook of your neck, his scruffy beard tickling at the bare skin of your shoulder where his shirt has fallen loose in your sleep, the little hairs scratching against your skin in a way that’s grown to be comforting for you.

And that man is like a furnace, so you always wake up to his warmth radiating through you, the blankets kicked further down the bed in the night because it’s more than enough to be encompassed in the warmth of him.

It’s early as the two of you begin to stir, before Joel’s alarm has gone off even. The sun is still coming up in the sky and just beginning to illuminate the room, and Joel’s morning voice is gruff and even deeper than he normally sounds as he turns to nuzzle his nose into your neck, taking a moment to inhale your scent, pressing a soft kiss the skin just below your ear before whispering into it, “Mornin’ sweetheart. How’d ya sleep?”

And then, he’s pulling you impossibly closer, showering you with a trail of little kisses to whatever skin he can find, just enjoying these few minutes of bliss before he knows how alarm is set to go off and Sarah is bound to come knocking on his door to make sure that he’s up to get ready for work and take her to school.

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I’m actually a bit amazed at myself that this didn’t turn filthy because, as you know, it pretty much always does when we talk about Joel 😂 but hhhbfnegjjr I just need him so bad !!!! So, so bad! Thank you so much for sending this my love, I love it and ily so so so much!!! 😘🥰💐💕💗🧡💕

now I’m gonna go watch that edit like 20 more times <3

[jarondont]

WISDOM SAGA SPOILERS

NO ONE FREAKING TALK TO ME RN.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

I CAN'T PROCESS THIS

WHAT

IN

THE

WORLD

okay so first off TELEMACHUSSS

TELEMACHUSSSSSSSSS

LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO PRECIOUS AND ADORABLE AND COURAGEOUS AND HONORABLE AND—

LEGENDARYYY

antinous i will MURDER you MYSELF how DARE you talk about penelope like that UGHHH he is my LEAST favorite character in epic UGHHHHHHH (which means he's one of my favorite villains lol)

"don't call my mom a tramp!" YOU TELL 'EM, TELE

AHHHHHHH

also YOOOO LITTLE WOLF IS DEF MY FAV SONG IN ALL OF EPIC

LIKE

"SHOW THEM THAT YOU'VE GOT SOME BITE LITTLE WOLF BITE" WAHOOOOOOOOO

IT'S SO BADASS

THOSE CHORDS ARE SO CLEANNN

"why did you help me, athena?" OWWW NOOO TELEEEE WE LOVE YOU

but WE'LL BE FINE IS SO CUTEEEEE

"You're a good kid." "Thanks!" MY HEART 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

also woahhhh he changed the lyrics 👀

and then.

love in paradise.

i can't even. i don't know what i expected. but it was not that.

i kid you not, i had literal tears.

ody's frustrated screams—"let me close my eyes"—him yelling out to athena—

JORGE YOU JUST TOOK MY HEART AND TORE IT TO SHREDS AND STOMPED ON IT, DO YOU KNOW THAT??? DO YOU??????

(okay, but the TIME DIVE was EPIC (puns lol). also, i was watching with my brother, and we rewinded the "she's my wife" SO many times bc we could not stop laughing lmao)

AND GOD GAMES WOAHHHHHHH

apollo's voice is MWAHH

and I KNEW IT. i KNEW he would put his dad in epic, i KNEW IT! how do they all have such awesome voices 😭

APHRODITEEEE AND ARESSSS AND HERAAAA YASSSSSSSSS

oh my god.

zeus.

i will—strangle—you—

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HERRRRR 😭😭😭😭😭😭 IS SHE OKAY???? ATHENA?????

(okay but his voice is SO COOOOOL)

GUYS THIS IS EASILY MY FAVORITE SAGA. EVERY SINGLE SONG IN EPIC IS AWESOME, BUT THESE WERE JUST ... SOMETHING ELSE. WOW.

anyway

everyone go listen to the wisdom saga right now

[shadows-lovebug]

Here's a small Sonadow oneshot called "Late night calls" <33

Another rainy night in green hills..

And Sonic still couldn't sleep. The time was currently 1:54 a.m. and everyone in the house was asleep, well.. except for him. Sonic looked over to his right where Tails- his little brother's bed was and frowned when he saw that he was comfortably sleeping.

Both Knuckles and Tails were out.

Great.

Sonic groaned and slammed his pillow over his face repeatedly and groaned into it turning on his stomach and reached for his phone pulling the charger out of it before getting back comfortable in his bed, there was probably only one person- er- Hedgehog who could put him to sleep and that was his boyfriend Shadow.

Of course Sonic hadn't really told anyone that he was dating Shadow or even had a boyfriend but it wasn't a surprise that Sonic had a thing for boys I mean he was pan after all. Well only Knuckles knew about Shadows existence but he swore not to tell anyone. And Tails? Well Tails was too young to even know about that stuff.

Either way Sonic was thankful that Knuckles wouldn't expose him. But he still kept an eye out...

Anyways, Sonic's thumb hovered over Shadows number before he pressed the call button and waited.

"Hello..?"

A voice said a second later and Sonic's face lit up instantly. "Just the Hedgehog I was thinking about~" He said smuggly and giggled when he heard Shadow let out an annoyed sigh. "Sonic it's almost two a.m. why are you calling?"

Shadow asked not even trying to hide his current feeling of annoyance. "Wellllll I was calling because I couldn't sleep I figured talking to you would put me to sleep" Sonic answered getting straight to the point and the call fell silent for a while. "Of course you called me."

He muttered.

"But this is not my problem nor do I care"

"Yeah I know you never care about me"

"Have you forgotten that were still rivals and I still do hate your entire existence?"

Sonic giggled.

"Your the one who confessed your feelings to me remember?"

Yes. Got him.

Shadow sighed for the second time that night. "Do not remind me.. Just because we're dating does not mean I'm going to be all over you.." He said and Sonic rolled his eyes. "Yeah yeah you could at least care about me" The Hedgehog frowned.

"I never said I didn't.."

"But you said- ugh nevermind. Your so confusing sometimes" Sonic hummed before it was silence again. "So now what?"

Shadows voice startled Sonic who jolted feeling a little sleepy. "I don't know..I was hoping you'd have something to talk about.." He said.

"Your getting sleepy aren't you?" Shadow asked as Sonic scoffed. "No. That's stupid." He added rolling his eyes and Shadow chuckled softly. "Sure you aren't.."

Sonic rolled his eyes once again before checking the time. "it's only 2:12..." He whined. "I'm guessing we're gonna fall asleep on a call again?" Shadow questioned as Sonic shrugged. "That's if you don't hang up on me out of spite"

"Are you giving me reasons too hang up?"

"You said it not me"

Shadow scoffed. "You can be a real pain in the ass Sonic." He retorted as Sonic snorted. "It's my job too." He said before yawning and snuggling deeper in his covers.

"Just go to sleep I'll be here in the morning."

"I don't know if I can trust that."

"I'm pretty sure Maddie is going to be questioning why your still sleepy or didn't get any sleep in the morning an-"

"Ughhhhhhh alright I'll sleeeppppp" Sonic whined and a small smile twisted in the corner of Shadow's mouth. "Good. Now go to sleep"

"Hmph."

There was silence before Shadow let out an irritating groan. "okay okay I'll go to sleep." Sonic said quickly and with yet another eye roll.

He grabbed his throw pillow and cuddled it slightly wishing that it were Shadow and yawned once again before his eyes closed on its own. His theory was correct Shadow was in fact the ONLY Hedgehog who could get him to sleep.

And within second Sonic had actually fell asleep. The only noses were the rain and his soft snoring. On the other end Shadow smiled weakly slightly happy that his annoying ass boyfriend was asleep but like he promised he didn't leave.

"Goodnight Sonic.."

And with that both Sonic and Shadow fell asleep..

(silliness with Sonadow (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠))

[tatertot5678]

Trick Or Trap. (Tate Langdon angst?)

You’re treat or treating and come across the beautiful boy, he doesn’t want you to leave him.

“Trick or treat!�� You say, kind of exhausted from the walking from house to house. Candy gets plopped into your bag and as you walk off you see a boy, Blonde, beautiful brown eyes, and a small smile, he looks like he wants you to come over… sooo

You hesitantly walk over to him, and he eyes you up and down before his smile widens.

“Like your outfit.” He simply states, nodding.

“Like a… sexy-fied witch?” He asks, looking down at you with a smirk.

You, obviously, get flustered by that, and shrug him off.

“Don’t say that!” You remark, glaring at him.

“Hey, I can show you a real spook” he replied, looking… inviting.

“I live in the murder house, the creepiest house around, wanna go see?” He asks, and you look confused, obviously because you’re not used to boys inviting you places, especially houses.

“Oh- sure? What kind of trick is this” you reply, and he immediately glares at you, unsettling you.

“It’s a treat, not a trick.”

You two walk off, Tate looks eager to show you the infamous “Murder House” and since you’re interested in ghosts and know the past of the house, you’re eager to see it.

“Here it is, the humble abode” he points to the house, and you follow him inside.

Immediately he seems interested in showing you his room, which is weird but you oblige.

“This is my room-” He says, you look around…

You put down your treat-bag and go straight for his bed, flopping down on it and sighing softly. Tate, obviously, looks over at you.

“Tired from trick of treating?- wait, I never asked a name. God, I’m an idiot, I invited you to my house and never even asked a name-”

“I’m ___” you reply, smiling up at him.

“Oh, sick, I’m Tate” He sits down on the edge of his bed, seeing you sprawled out like a starfish, looking exhausted.

“Ughhhhhhh…” you groan and shove your face into the pillow, getting a whiff of Cologne and a smell uniquely his, and it almost makes your face start to heat up in the polyester cushion.

“You alright?” He asks, and your head snaps up to meet his.

“Yeah, good… uhm… what’s it like here? Ghosts and shit?” You ask, changing the subject.

Tate simply just nodded, before adding soon after. “It’s lonely, except for the ghosts here, it’s… weird.” He simply states, not wanting to tell you his secret, he’s one of them.

“Shit, must be boring except for the “Paranormal Activity’s” right?” You say sarcastically, but he shows no emotion or laughter to it.

“Yeah… it gets difficult.” He simply sighs, looking down at his lap, before adding. “You’re the first interaction I’ve had in weeks.” He states, before getting nervous, knowing he sounded possessive and knowing it probably spiked some unwanted confusion of “why not go outside?”.

“Oh…” You simply reply, shifting a bit uncomfortably.

“Uhm… I’m gonna go…” you quickly whisper, shuffling off the bed, he tries to grab your arm but you pull away.

“What? No… why?” He asks, his voice trembling.

“I want to go home, my mom wants me back home.” You lie, and grab your bag of candy.

“No, no, no, please!” He follows you out the room, technically sprinting down the stairs, he’s glad he didn’t face plant.

“Bye, Tate.” You try to slip out the door, and manage some how, sighing softly and reaching the gate… he couldn’t follow you now.

@andiloveher sorry it’s shitty- it was a very hard topic to work on and you didn’t give me a lot to go off of, I’m sorry if it’s poopy 💔💔 also sorry it’s SO far away from Halloween- I was busy 💔

[nightpixxie]

ughhhhhhh I need charlie to shush me like he does kirby.

like he’d definitely talk you through

& his voice 𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

omg~~~

[yanderesimp2000]

Yan Adam x Fem reader Chap 3/5 someone else DARES TO FLIRT ON YOU !MINORS STAY AWAY

CHAP 1 https://www.tumblr.com/yanderesimp2000/745338401920860160/extreme-yandere-adam-x-fem-reader-chap-15-start?source=share

CHAP 2 https://www.tumblr.com/yanderesimp2000/745426251094818816/extreme-yandere-adam-x-fem-listener-chap-25?source=share

Tags, Cuddles, kisses,protective, 9 feet size diff , wing snuggles, daiquiri?!, RIBS?!!,horny listener

TWS, Manipulation, Violence (not on you), someone trys to SA you (NOT ADAM), Alcohol, Yanderery, Adam being a incel and misogynist, blow job, and brainwashed reader

btw this takes place in a universe where Adam won the Battle of Hazbin hotel and killed all the main hazbin hotel cast also PLEASE GIVE ME REQUESTS

my english might be bad I'm from Armenia

BTW RUSSIAN AND ARMENIAN TRANSLATIONS COMING SOON

it been about 3 days since your little "illness" stopped affecting you Adams gonna back to work making your lonely he's only here at night so he cant give you the attention you desperately crave "like a little fly to soda" Adam described your attention craving

His mansion he keeps you locked up in is cool to live in it had 5 floors and everything you could want like,pools a huge kitchen and dinner room, multiple living rooms a indoor theater but it's never engough your just counting down the days Adam dosnet have to do first man stuff for 7 whole days strait and you will get all the attention and love you want

as you sat on your bed watching Tv some reality TV show you here someone unlock the front door "what upppp Baby" It was Adam you rushed over to the door and he gave you a hug "ughhhhhhh today was soooo boring sera was being a bitch again something about You cant banish random people to hell because you dislike them like bitch? im fucking Adam I can do whatever I want I'm god first creation and his favorite so you can go eat shit" the way Adam described sera just made you hate her all you could think was is "how could she disrespect him does she know who he is you should be lucky to be in his presence" but you just said "yeah I know seras a bitch I know I know" Adam was happy to hear that at said "well atleast someone understands even lute is on Sera side"

adam groaned before Slumping down and laying down on the couch before saying " hey babe do we still have so raw ribs in the fridge" he said You then said "I'll check" before opening the fridge to see the rack of ribs he brought home one day you then said "yeah do you want me to make them" you said in your soft caring voice adam LED mask lit up and he said " YES YES YES FUCKIN MAKE THEM" Like a ecstatic puppy when you bring out his food

you then start to cook them Adam always thought that It was your job as a women to do the house work and cook and clean for him and you agreed since for some strange reason you could not remember what you life was like before he Married you so you just blindly agreed to everything he said once you were done seasoning the ribs you put them on the slow cooker for 2 hours before laying down on the couch with him like you always do

he started to snuggle you before telling you the same story's he always tell you "did I tell you about that one time this bitch girl that was Lucifer daughter came over and took me to court over the extermination it was sooooooo annoying then we killed them all and it was fuckin great" he said proud of himself "yes babe youve told me" you said Slightly annoyed

Adam then said "ugh this couch is too small were gonna go to the bed" he then picked you up with one hand like he always does and just carried you over the the bed and placed you on it before also laying down on the bed " your my little teddy bear y'know that small helpless... weak you have to rely on me for shelter safety and protection and that's Just the way I like it" he softly and gently cooed "and the world is dangerous their would be sooo many creeps that would try to take advantage of you and take you away from me so you should never try to leave its too dangerous" he said gently but very firm and something about it your mind just agreed with him " he was right you should stay with him" was all your little brain could think as you nuzzled into him

when you nuzzled into him he was surprised but loved it "ohh someones a little love bug today" he teased before starting to kiss you on your forehead his wings starting to wrap around you two creating a soft little fort as you two were snuggling you noticed some knots and dirt on Adams wings which just bothered you so much you started to clean and prune them this surprised Adam but he just giggled a little "sorry my wings are a little dirty but its always nice to know someone can take care of them for me" you walked out of the bed and grabbed the brush to brush his wings like the good little wife you were he giggled and cooed over this you just dropped everything to clean his wings as you were doing that he felt your wings " if only I could take care of myself like you do I'm a fucking mess" a complained "your wings are so sleek and soft they always look like its your first day in heaven and mine are dirty and rugged" he groaned "but hey I have you and your such a good wife you just clean them for me" he laughed

when you were done cleaning his wings he praised you like you were a toddler "wow I look so pretty, what ever would I do without you, Their so sleek and shiny just like yours,how could you do all of this so quickly" this coddling was interrupted by the buzzing of the oven that had the ribs in them " fuck yeah' he yelled before jumping out of bed and running towards the kitchen as you followed behind him to take them out when you took them out Adam just grabbed one of the burning hot ribs and shoved them in his mouth you looked at him shocked but he said " fucking delicious thanks babe" you heard the ribs FUCKING SIZZLE WHEN HE PICKED THEM UP

Besides that concerning discovery the dinner was pretty good he talked to you and seemed to enjoy the ribs a lot making your heart happy he then groaned "welp that was nice time for bed" you weren't tired and said "w-wait" but I was to late he picked you up and walked to the bed and threw you guys down on it " I said it was time for bed" Adam growled ignoring your protests as he feels asleep you were forced to sit their smushed in-between his arm and his chest For another 3 hours before you finally fell asleep against him

3 days later

it was finally the day were Adam got 7 whole days off no doing angel stuff he promised you guys would go do something and now you were he was dressing you up looking thur dresses while he was in his classic robe attire you guys were going to his favorite club for a date and you were so excited 1 because it was your first time out of his mansion in 2 months and 2 he was actually taking you on a date

adam then showed you a nice baby blue dress that fir very tightly on you he then said "yes yes that's the one so everyone will know how fucking smoking hot you are and THEY CANT HAVE YOU because your alllllllllllllllllll mine" the dress was very tight but you said it was okay because he said it looked cute on you so it had to

He then said "okay were both ready so lets go" you two walked out the door and heaven was just a pretty as it always was the huge building all the gold and marble and just everything as you two walking you heard people mumbling "how did Adam pull that girl" "must of bribed her or something" "wow shes hot shit" but you didn't humor them ignoring them and just focusing on Adam as you two walked to the club which he always talked about so you knew it was gonna be a lovely experience

as you two rounded the corner he said "prepare to be blown out of your fucking mind" then you saw it big flashy signs and a bouncer that said "come in sir" when he saw you and adam" when you two walked in you were seated in one of the best seats in the club were he ordered himself a large daiquiri and you a small red wine you guys drank and talked and listened to music as he blabbered his head off about story's that he told you a billion times but you didn't mind at all and you were with him it was all fine

Adam started to get a little drunk and started to get even more touchy and affectionate then he already was "nice t-t-tits bitch" he said words slurred "T-thank you" you said felling flattered but a little insulted at being called a bitch " can I have my rib back" Adam said before erupting in laughter "its okay even though you came from my r-rib your m-much fuckin hotter then in" he teased again before saying "when we get home I'm gonna fuck ya hard yeahhh gonna knock ya up give ya babys make ya all round gonna baby trap ya then you could Neva leave me" he said words slurred you were slightly annoyed by this and said "Adam having babys would be wonderful but I would never leave you, you know that right?" you said trying to reassure him "yeah yeah I fucking know I was just fucking around bitch" Adam said laughing a little before saying " I gotta fuckin piss I'll be right back" before standing up and leaving

you sat their fiddling with you thumbs waiting for adam to return when an angel came up to you he was unattractive in your standards so you didn't bat an eye that was until he said "hey baby you could do sooooo much better then him you know that" you tried to ignore him but he persisted "he treats you like trash right yeahhh I bet he does I would treat you like the queen you are" you get angry and said "fuck off I'm not going out with you or leaving him" the angel looks offended but then says well then I'll just give it a little sample then before punching you to the ground holding you down before trying to touch you private area he didn't even seem to notice Adam walking over to the stall

2 seconds later he was ripped of you and adam had never looked so angry before "YOU DARE TOUCH MY WIFE IN MY CLUB EVEN AFTER SHE SAID NO" he said in-between punches "Scum like you have no place in heaven" he said before snapping his fingers opening a portal to hell "wait no no no no no no please I'm sorry please nooooooooooo" he said before being sucked in before the portal closed Adam was panting looking like a rapid animal everyone in the club was looking at him " lets go babe" he said before grabbing your hand and flying out of the club back home

When you got home Adam said "fucking scum trying to hit on you I'm sorry you had to see that but he deserved it" he said still fuming "it's okay Adam" you said gently trying to calm him down but God he was so hot when he was angry it just brought out his dominate side which you found so hot he then walked over to the couch and sat down to watch his favorite show

this was your chance you thought he always was the one to ask to fornicate so it was your turn but you were to nervous to directly ask him from Adams perspective he was just sitting on the couch watching his favorite TV show when all of a sudden he felt something you... you were sitting on the floor in-between his legs rubbing your face against his soft bulge looking up at his longingly he was surprised and that well you were asking to fuck he giggled and said "that's one way to ask if you can suck my dick" before taking his underwear revealing his 35 cm dick complete erect he then teased "hope ya don't choke" before grabbed you by the hair and putting your mouth against his dick you gladly opened it and started to suck on it purring and playing with the soft tip arousing Adam even more 'good good girl" he said "I hope ya dont chock on it although that would be cute" he said in a low purr you were to preoccupied to listen and you just kept sucking him off rubbing your tongue against the veins bulging through and the gentle tip tickling him he then said "going all the way in" then shoving his whole dick down your throat you were surprised you did not gag maybe heaven does not have a gag reflex you thought while sucking it "that's it baby this is your dessert after all those drinks" he said as the bead of precum went down your throat it was so nice to have all his love and affection and to pleasure him it was just an addicting feeling Adam then blurted out " are you ready for you dessert " before pulling his dick partially out before cumming all onto your tongue letting you taste it "don't you dare spit it out" Adam said firmly as more ropes of cum went into your mouth. by the end your mouth was filled with his sticky salty cum you started to gulp it down as he cleaned himself up he laughed and said "Ya like your dessert because your gonna eat that EVERY DAY" before saying "its getting late lets go to bed

BONUS BC I LOVE YOU

as he was sleeping your played with his bulge it was soft and warm kinda like a pillow he was enjoying it as he blurted out "ugh yess" once and awhile it was just the perfect pillow you finally rested on his bulge using it like a pillow and fell asleep

[c0la-queen]

I’m begging for more EDD X READERS AND TOM X READER PLSPSLPSPSL I NEED MORE EDDSWORLD CONTENT UGHHHHHHH🙏🙏

Turn the Noise Off | Eddsworld Tom x Reader

HELLO, HI OH MY GODS!!! I am BEYOND happy to provide more Eddsworld content for you!! They've been one of my longest and most present hyperfixations for years, those four boys bring me so much serotonin. Since I don't write for him as often as I should, here's some Tom content!! I hope you enjoy and please feel free to ask for more!! Waking up to your request made me feel so so nice!

Warnings: Comfort, Fluff, Astraphobia, Tom is a big softie and I'm RIGHT

Words: 2.3k

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Fear can be irrational.

You know that. That's why children and even adults can be scared of silly things that reasonably can't hurt them.

Clowns, darkness, dentists, enclosed spaces…

…thunderstorms.

You weren't sure why exactly you were scared of thunderstorms. It had been like this since you were little. The moment you noticed the faintest flash of lightning, you'd rush out of your room and wiggle your way into your parents' bed, fearfully awaiting the booming noise that followed. Now, as an adult, you can handle it in minor doses. Light rain, faint thunder; it made you apprehensive, but you could distract yourself enough to stay calm. It was the stronger storms that set you off.

Like now.

It was probably around 6 or 7 p.m. The sun had set half an hour ago, leaving the sky outside the window an inky black. You were alone in the house - the boys had left to go shopping and pick up dinner. Knowing them, they'd probably be gone for another hour or so.

Normally, you wouldn't be so bad. You were an adult. You can handle a silly storm.

Not this time. Not tonight.

Your noise cancelling headphones were dead.

Sure, you could stick them on the charger easily. But they would take too long to charge. The storm would probably be gone by the time they finished. And in the meantime, you would have still been stuck in this same position. Besides, your brain was running off anxiety, you weren't exactly thinking clearly.

You were in the living room, since you had been watching one of your favorite shows on TV previously. The storm had interfered with the connection, so you couldn't continue watching it in the time being, even if you wanted to. Feeling antsy on the couch, and not being able to find a comfortable position on the soft cushions, you had slid yourself down to the carpeted floor instead. It was soft, but the texture was still a little rough against your skin. It kept you grounded slightly. Enough to know you were there, in your body still. Legs pulled up to your chest, you hid your face in your knees, eyes shut tight. You listened to the torrents of rain crash against the roof, the walls, the windows, battering at the house like an intruder attempting to break in. The thunder rattled the earth, shaking the ground with the power of its volume. Despite the little voice in your head telling you that the storm would pass, you couldn't help but be afraid.

You were going to die. You were going to die. You were going to-

You flinched when something touched the top of your head. With a wet gasp, your head shot up. Was it really an intruder, entrance hidden underneath the violence of the storm?

No, it was… Tom. Dressed in his normal hoodie and a pair of sweatpants. He knelt on the floor in front of you, making sure he was level with you. Even though the black hue of his eyes made it impossible to see any emotion in them, you saw that his lips were bent into a soft frown. Concern. His lips moved, going to speak, but his words were drowned out by a crash of thunder. You involuntarily whimpered, unable to hold the noise back from your throat. Burying your face back in your knees, you missed the way Tom's eyes widened as he realized what was happening.

The hand on your shoulder slid down to your bicep. You could feel the warmth of his skin seep into your bones as his fingers wrapped around it. He pulled -

-and then you were surrounded by the warmth. Your face pressed into something warm. Solid. The familiar scent of coffee and something woodsy with the faintest hint of smoke - fire or cigarettes, you could never figure out - completely filled your senses. It was Tom. He had pulled you into a hug.

You felt your muscles go slack. Pulling your face from his chest, you peeked up at him. He was already looking down at you. Still no emotions in those eyes. But you felt his hands cup your cheeks, gently, as if you were made of glass. His thumbs swiped away the tears that you hadn't even noticed were spilling. They stung your cheeks.

His voice was soft, like he was speaking to a frightened animal. That's what you felt like at that moment.

"Talk to me, sweet girl."

Something in the back of your brain slid into place at the name. An instinctual piece of you that melted into his arms, knowing you were safe right there. You fought past the thick lump of saliva in your throat to speak. Voice raw from tears and anxiety.

"It's just.. the storm."

"I gathered that much. What is it the storm itself? Or something about it?"

There was no malice or bite in his voice. Only tenderness and worry. Care.

"It's, um, the thunder? Or how- how loud it is. And how the rain is loud. It's stupid, I know…"

You sniffled and looked down at your lap, fidgeting with your fingers. Tom said nothing. It scared you for a moment. That fear intensified when you felt him move, beginning to slide you out of his embrace. Your fingers flew up, curling into the fabric of his hoodie as you clung to his shoulders. He did think it was stupid. He was going to leave you all alone, make you get over this by yourself-

"I'll be right back, baby. Gotta let me go get something."

Finally, you relented. He set you back on the carpet, standing up. You stared at the floor, listening to his socked footsteps fade away. You silently counted the seconds until his footsteps returned, his legs coming into your field of vision. Something fell onto your head before you could look up at him. It was fabric, and carried that woodsy scent of his. Your hand curled into the fabric, pulling it off your head and into your lap. Even in the limited light, you could identify the blue color. It was his hoodie.

Eagerly, you slipped it on over your t-shirt. He wasn't too much taller than you compared to the others, but the material still swallowed you in a way that you loved. It was like a safety net for your brain. When your head finally emerged through the hood, he was already sitting back down in front of you. The smile on his face made your heart skip a beat. It wasn't often you got to see him being so soft.

Tom reached forward, slipping something slightly heavier onto your head. When it was over your ears, you felt all the noise in the room disappear. You looked up at him in awe, making his smile stretch further. He had brought you his own noise cancelling headphones.

With the sounds of the storm cut away, you focused in on his appearance more closely. Since you were wearing his hoodie, he was left in a t-shirt. His hair was mussed, strands of it out of place. You figured he had recently gotten out of bed. When Edd had announced to you that they were going out, you assumed he meant all four of them. Tom must have chosen to stay behind. You weren't sure if it was because of a simple lack of desire to leave the house, or if he didn't want to leave you in the house by yourself. The idea of the latter option made your heart speed up, even if it wasn't true.

You noticed he was looking at you expectantly. When your head tilted in confusion, his shoulders shook. He was laughing at you. While the rare sight warmed your cheeks, you pouted at him in embarrassment. Why was he laughing at you?

Your eyes followed his when he motioned down. His phone was in his hand, screen towards you as it sat open to Spotify. Your gaze raked down the playlists on display. The Best Ska, Quiet Rainy Days, Shut the Fuck Up, Tord-

This were his playlists. You looked up at him in shock. To some, this may have seemed mundane. Unimportant. But you knew better.

In a house with boys who had never known conventional forms of affection, you had learned to spot the little things. To read between the lines of their words and actions.

Music was one of Tom's love languages. It was no secret to anyone that the man loved music, playing bass was his joy and passion during the moments that he didn't have a camera in his hands. For him, sharing his music with others was a show of affection, a glimpse into his brain through lyrics and instrumentals. And right now, he was letting you look through his Spotify playlists and choose one to listen to. Sure, you had listened to his music before in the car, when he had control of the aux. But during those times, he picked the playlists. Now, he was giving you control. It felt… vulnerable, in a way.

Carefully, hands trembling lightly, you took the phone from his hands. You could swear that from your peripheral vision, you caught him grinning. Almost like he was amused with how reverently you treated this act.

Then, you focused your attention on the playlists. There were a lot of them, you realized as you scrolled. Some of the names made you laugh softly. But then, one playlist caught your attention.

She's Standing Outside the Bar with Me while I Smoke

That was way too specific to not be something important. The playlist cover was a picture of a blurry figure standing outside of a building, looking up at the stars. Smoke from somewhere off camera gave the picture a hazy filter. With a jolt, you realized it was a picture of you. You recognized the building, it was the bar in town that Tom liked. The memory hit you suddenly.

It was Tord's birthday, and the boys wanted to go out drinking to celebrate it. Not wanting to miss out on the celebration, you had tagged along. None of them minded.

The bar was nice. You saw why Tom favored it. The décor was all dark wood and dark accents. It was crowded that night. Judging by the big group at the corner of the place, it was likely some kind of party. Maybe a bachelorette, or someone else's birthday. At some point, it had gotten too loud. Even from your little booth on the other side of the room, the music pulsed loud enough that you felt it throb in your head. To try and lessen the inevitable headache coming your way, you followed Tom when you noticed him slip out of the booth and through the front door. The night air had been a comfort to your senses. Tom had seemed surprised to see you, but didn't complain about the company. The two of you stood on the little wood ramp in a peaceful silence. At some point, you had gotten distracted by the night sky, spotting Orion's belt. He must have taken a picture of you during that time, between puffs of his cigarette.

Your cheeks heated up. That meant… this playlist.. was made for that memory. For you. You clicked on that playlist.

Tom must have noticed your blush, because he raised an eyebrow questioningly at you. Shyly, you showed him the playlist he selected. It was his turn to look away, flustered. But, you spotted a smile on his lips.

You set the phone on the ground between the two of you, focusing on the song that was playing. It was slow, calm, and so very Tom. The lyrics made something tight press against your chest. This was how Tom felt about you. This was a hint of how he saw you. You could feel his eyes on you, trying to decipher your reaction.

Taking a deep breath, you opened your eyes. He looked more antsy than you had ever seen him. It was important to him that you liked it. You made sure that your eyes held all the adoration you felt for him. It must have worked, because you noticed the faintest hint of a blush on his cheeks. His chest moved in what you recognized as a huff, then he reached an arm out, pulling you into his arms once again. All over again, your body melted into his hold. You closed your eyes.

No storm could reach you here.

You were safe.

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Edd huffed as he opened the front door, shuffling in to try and escape the rain. Tord and Matt followed behind him, holding the grocery bags while Edd carried the takeout they had gotten everyone for dinner.

Just as Edd was about to call out, announcing their presence, Tord's elbow jabbed into his side. He grunted softly, then glared at him. Before he could snap, ask what the hell that was for, Tord pointed off to the side. Edd's gaze followed that direction.

Sitting on the living room floor was Tom, his back pressed against the couch. You were in his arms, face buried in his chest, wearing his hoodie. Edd recognized the black and white checker pattern on the headphones you were wearing - they were also Tom's. Both of you were fast asleep, chests rising and falling evenly.

Edd felt all his annoyance with Tord bleed away into tenderness at the sight. Joy filled his chest. He just couldn't help it as he shuffled the takeout bags onto one arm and pulled out his phone, snapping a silent picture of the two.

Muffling little giggles, Matt quickly ushered Tord and Edd into the kitchen, leaving you and Tom to sleep undisturbed.

[lightning-water]

Jaya in Crystalized that’s what consumes my head (the first 6 episodes specifically)

It’s the way that Jay went to the LIGHTHOUSE, because it’s a special place for them it’s the first place she revealed how she really felt to him it’s their first real heart to heart, it’s the way he has DOZENS of paintings of her! like oh my goodness i can’t. it’s the way he kept glasses of water nearby at all times so he could speak to her even if it wasn’t real, it’s the way he can’t function properly without her, and how when Nya went to the lighthouse later there were more of the floating letters in the room he was in, so he read more of them

Nya the whole time wandering around the ocean was like “i lost something” and “there was someone else” i choose to believe she was talking about Jay, it’s the way she got her memories back because she had read Jays name, and when she did get her memories back the first thing she did was go to the lighthouse, and she truly believed Jay was in there, she climbed ALL those stairs so she could see him, and when she goes back to Nyad to ask for a way back and Nyad tells her there is no way, then asks why she is said her very first words are “but Jay and Kai” like Jay and Kai were why she was choosing to go back, she then says her worst fear isn’t loosing her powers anymore it’s loosing her friends/family.

When Jay was not cooperating with anybody and was physically fighting with Kai the only thing that stopped both of them was Nya, then as soon as she is able to materialize the first thing is “Jay i need your help” because she knew he would do anything for her and the way he automatically ran to her side and said “what can we do just tell us” hadn’t even asked how she did that or where she had been it was how can we fix you to get you back we will do anything for you… ughhhhhhh that’s so perfect. Then while she’s explaining he’s listening only talking when she begins to melt away into a puddle and he’s just calling out her name as more of a reassurance or out of fear than anything else then when zane freezes her with no warning that is the first time jay takes his eyes off of her that entire scene and his entire voice dips when he asked what did you do, that’s his angry voice and then when zane does explain what he did jays first response “is she ok?” my goodness he was thinking about her well being the whole time. He then turns back to her and looks at her while explaining what she said then when Master Wu refuses to let Aspheera out, jay says “this is the closest thing we have ever had to plan to save Nya” but he says it stern and angry, if it had been anyone else he would’ve been more calm toward master wu

When they go to the Mayor to ask to free Aspheera, Jay interrupts Lloyd to say she’s the heart of our team and we thought we lost her like Jay didn’t have to say that she’s the heart of the team but he choose to compliment her in that sentence. It’s the way he looks at her while zane is continuing freezing her, he’s just staring at her the WHOLE TIME ,my heart. Then Jay is the first to say “I’m in” when Lloyd suggests BREAKING THE LAW for her.

And the whole part where their identities are revealed after breaking the law and Lloyds all like “Guess we’re the bad guys now” and they all just accept it?!?? no fighting at all that isn’t Jaya but i just thought that was sweet how Nya was more important than their futures

When the guys arrive after Nya almost melts through the floor and Jay looks so worried at her and i can’t with his face he’s terrified for her and when aspheera aims her staff at her he looks at her and only looks back when aspheera says revenge. Then when Nya is brought back she takes one breath and Jay who is UNDER PEOPLE is calling her name and running over to her and is at her side immediately and says her name more quietly this time. it’s the way she looks at him and just immediately cuddles up to him and jay just smiles and yells it worked while cuddling closer to her and the way Jay and Kai are just sitting with her when lloyd looks up and goes to get aspheera out. it’s the way that when lloyd returns and everyone is in handcuffs Jay and Kai are just smiling at Nya the WHOLE TIME like they are getting arrested and the new ninja are talking officially putting them under arrest and those two are not even listening and just staring at nya with a smile on their face and when they are being escorted out jay looks at her and says “take care of Nya. Tell her I love her.” oh my heart was not ready for that and the way when Master Wu carries her in and onto the couch the first thing besides “am i back?” was “where’s Jay?” let me tell you i broke, she was fully expecting jay to be there with her but he wasn’t because he couldn’t then when they are throwing the guys in the truck jay instead of freaking out like he would have said “ya, but we did it… Nya is home” with a smile and just closes his eyes that was i think the most at peace i have ever seen him like my heart those two are my definition of true love 😭❤️

[dekhaekkhwaab]

Guys!!! Guys

I have got a big fat crush on a guy who is one year senior to me by the way the thing is infact there are so many things

I only see him during my free periods sitting in a Library talking with his bestie or that is what I guess she is...

And secondly I don't know anything other than his name!!

What should I do how to initiate the conversation please please tell me I am dying to talk to him

And did i forget to mention he is hot like damn hot and his voice is ughhhhhhh!!!!

So fucking freaking hottttt!!

Please help me guys share tips to this girly

Wrna mera pehla pyaar adhoora reh jayega *dramatically saying*