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i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.
#look the jokes are great#the commentary is often valuable#but#luigi mangione#is very obviously being framed by the most corrupt police force in the states#like#literally#so blantantly#he is innocent#both by the legal definition of he has not been charged with any crime#and by the common sense definition#he was 'caught with the coat the gun and the backpack'#that was also left at the scene of the crime#and a note saying basically 'lol yeah i did it and i did it all by myself i am guilty guilty guilty'#on his person#a manifesto addressed to the public#not left at the scene with the monopoly money or the bullet casings#which are the real manifesto btw#don't be dumber than a cop#he's innocent#and getting tricked by the police is embarassing
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my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.
#the narwhal speaks#we’re close enough in age and looks to pass for the other#if you took out photos and then shrunk it down on shitty plastic#if he gets asked why he doesnt quite look like the photo he has a whole speech planned abt how hormone replacement therapy changed so much#like muscle distribution etc#he hasnt been asked yet tho but hes practed the speech on me its totally great#what a time for our generation to be alive
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Live Mel reaction
#no one in this damn city can last two seconds without her smh#I can’t believe this is my first ever arcane fanart lmao#look the finale airs tomorrow and this joke won’t make sense anymore after that point so it’s gotta be done now#I don’t have TIME a to study the the art style and create a meaningful homage to one of the greatest animiated series ever made#this is what you get instead#it’s funny cause her canon response will be ‘’:( I’m sorry jayce. he was a good friend and a great man’’ at BEST#cause even tho she canonically likes him they’ve had like no direct interactions so nothing more would make sense#but an enby can dream#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#mel medarda#jayce talis#viktor arcane#art#my art#digital art#fanart#doodle#drawing#sketch#shitpost#meljay#jayvik#meljayvik
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Tiny god of destruction gives his ward questionable dating advice
#Honestly idk what Adrien's look is about#I for one think this is great advice#miraculous ladybug#miraculous fanart#miraculous ladybug fanart#adrien agreste#ml fanart#plagg#miraculous plagg#my art#Adrien absolutely Does Not look like he's actually sitting on the bed#but I cannot be bothered with backgrounds#so it's staying like this
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Pick him up by the scruff
#dandadan#momo ayase#okarun#ken takakura#yokai okarun#turbo granny#fanart#hes sooooooo doggyyyyyyyyy#i am so delighted by his weird black spine scruff its great
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You're just not toxic enough.
#the apothecary diaries#maomao#jinshi#When she loves poison as much as she does...this really isn't as big of an insult as it may seem.#'I'd rather poison myself' from a girl who genuinely wants to eat the poison? Not bad!#This was a thank you gift for a friend who helped me out of a tough situation. I hope you enjoy this!#I am so sorry I still haven't finished season one yet. I promise I'll get to it eventually.#Maomao is a really fun protagonist and as a mystery lover - the detective plots she finds herself in are very enjoyable.#Even if she doesn't want to be part of them. Girl who just wants to mind her own business but keeps getting hired to snoop around.#Jinshi is a great character in his own right. He is also a wet little clown that I want to wring out and leave in the sun to dry.#Man...now I want to finish season one...I miss them...
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I really like Reigen's personality
#mob psycho fanart#mob psycho 100#reigen#mp100#art wip#wip#artwork#art#mp100 fanart#mp100 reigen#reigen arataka#reigen fanart#mob psycho reigen#mob psycho#yeah it's not finished but idk when it will be finished#so have this#eheheh#he has great personality fr fr
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they're a litol shy..........
#they give gifts to each other on my birthday#It's my birthday and it's finals week#how amazing#I turn 97 today#if you even care siighh#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#shadow#sonic fanart#sonadow#sonic fandom#my advisory teacher drew me sonic saying happy birthday on ms paint😭#he's so great lmao
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once again, don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12
(eventually I will get back to being less scribbly, whoops)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#oh cater. cater cater cater.#i'm so sorry but riddle is the absolute funniest person to look at and be like#'actually yeah i think this is good. let's stick with this one.'#no it's great it's amazing cater is amazing actually#guy who has never had a long-term friendship in his life 🤝 other guy who has never had a long-term friendship in his life#those two guys 🤝 third guy who sees the hollow voids inside them and immediately goes 'i need to fill that with food'#in this house we heart the heart senpais#fucking love how freaked out cater was by punk riddle#who is this. this is not his jousama. :(#(i do think one of the things cater likes about riddle is that he looks like he should act really cute but he is in fact A Bastard)#(a riddle who enthusiastically calls him caykun and is just kinda adorable is wrong on an intrinsic level)#cater once they hit the second level of dreaming: okay he's actively trying to kill us but at least i know how to deal with this#god. the hug. i'm not okay#that said i can't wait until after episode 7 when it finally occurs to riddle to ask what their dreams were#cater: oh uh...you know. :) stuff :)#trey: oh mine was actually -- cater what are you doing. put the teapot down.#(the rest of this scene has been redacted for everyone's benefit)
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whoever made the decision to cast jacob anderson as louis dpdl struck fucking gold and i mean that. not only is he a phenomenal actor but every time i look at his beautiful face i too realize that i would do utterly deranged, fucking unhinged shit to keep him in my life forever. at the end of the day lestat and armand and everyone else need not explain a damn thing.
#he's so beautiful!!!!!! he's so fucking beautiful#every time he appears on screen i fall in love again#truly one of the greats idgaf#iwtv#iwtv amc#iwtv s2#interview with the vampire#jacob anderson#louis de pointe du lac#sam reid#assad zaman#lestat de lioncourt#armand#s.txt
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#shane be so fr lmao#he doin his little dancydance🥰#ryan ur doing great sweetie#watcher#ghost files#ryan bergara#shane madej
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guys who got abandoned
#bumblebee#b 127#spinel#perrito#transformers#transformers one#steven universe#puss in boots#the last wish#can u tell that i started having so much drawing spinel LOL#shes so cute#i guess im just a sucker for guys with abandonment issues#put 3 of these guys in a room and only spinel is coming out covered in blood LOOOL#pre steven spinel of course#perrito and bee would literally be the bestest friends though#like bee would just be spouting lies about how great he was at his other jobs#and perrito would just be like “wow thats so amazing!”#spinel banging her head on the door and clawing at the walls meanwhile
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I heard my boy was getting a fandom revival. This is my contribution <3
#danny phantom#i cant believe hes in batman now#thats crazy#/j#but seriously he fits in so well im having a great time
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Wanted to make some supportive Ford
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan twins#sea grunks#my art#sketches#stan pines#ford pines#chibi stan#chibi ford#I get really emotional thinking about how ford would take any opportunity to tell stan words of encouragement#or general words of support#mainly because stan did that so much when they were younger#and now it’s ford’s turn#ford just being like: this is my brother all look at him look how great he is#i’m sorry i’m emotional lol
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Protecting Family
Hmmm
I'm on a Danny is Dick's child kick rn so I'm making more.
But lets add in some Ghost King Danny!, Dad to a deaged Ellie and Dan! And toddler Mar'i Grayson.
Danny was conceived during Dick's amnesia year when he was Ric and the woman couldn't find him to tell him (or maybe the Owls caught wind of the pregnancy and took her) and he ended up somehow (hmmm maybe a meddling time keeper?) with the Fentons.
Danny grows as a Fenton, he knows he was adopted btw, then becomes Phantom, protects Amity, becomes the Ghost King and things seem to be going okay between Amity Parkers and the Infinite Realms since they took care of the GIW problem, AND has been a good doting teen dad to his deaged 'cousins/clones' turned kids.
Danny was going to go pick his kids up from daycare one day when CHAOS happens. Just as he wrangles Ellie onto his shoulders, cause she wants to be tall today, and about to take Dan's hand cause he's and I quote "A big boy and not a baby like Ellie, Dad!" he suddenly feels the tug of his family being in danger.
Thing is, its a blood related danger. Meaning someone blood related to him was in grave danger, and by the emotions he can feel, its someone young, way younger than him.
Problem.
The only people Danny knows with his blood in their veins and are young enough for the feeling are with him.
So who?
But due to Danny being a protector spirit AND knowing the feeling is from someone as young as his own kids, Danny decides to use his Ghost King Powers to summon said person from the danger to him.
Danny opens his free arms out just as a tiny toddler with black hair like his own but with bright green eyes, even the sclera were green, in a ruined party dress drops from the sky from the summoning circle that had opened above him.
Danny stares at the terrified child, whose hands are tied by rope and was crying, and takes notes of certain traits she had that he saw every time in the mirror or on his own kids, same eye shape and cheekbones. He can tell his ghost core has claimed her as family but not as his kid though.
No the connection that formed was almost like his connection with Jazz but a bit stronger.
This kid, was his sister. His blood related one.
-Meanwhile-
Dick Grayson, aka Nightwing, and his family were freaking the fuck out.
Dick was already panicked when his daughter Mar'i had gotten kidnapped just a few hours ago by the Joker.
Now he was feeling pure dread when his daughter, who was about to be killed, was suddenly pulled into a strange glowing circle at the last minute and disappeared into thin air.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#de aged dani#deaged dan#Dick is Danny's bio dad#he unknowingly made Danny during his Ric year#somehow Danny was sent to the Fenton's#Danny is Mar'i's half-brother in this#Danny is the Ghost King#and a PROTECTOR spirit#He can sense when his family is in deep danger#even his adoptive ones#and his friends#basically anyone his core claimed as his#but he senses it strongly when blood relatives are in like death danger#Mar'i is scared#but calms down when Danny. Whose a GREAT teen dad. soothes her and helps her out of her ties. And it helps he looks like her dad.#Mar'i's powers hadn't come in yet so she couldn't save herself#Ellie and Dan also help#The three get along like a house on fire once emotions are calmed#Danny realizes that despite knowing he was adopted he never questioned who his parents were#Now he has to figure out how to contact his dad? without freaking him out
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A friendly spar💪❤️
#Operation: Train father Wachowski to dodge so that he can avoid future near death experiences has taken an unexpected detour#needed more knuckles and Tom bonding#considering Tom has his own punching compilation sparring has great bonding potential#tom wachowski#knuckles wachowski#knuckles the echidna#sonic movie#sth#scu
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