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exculis · 5 days ago

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ohhhh my godddd foreign chocolates.....

im one of the few americans born with a natural aversion to the nasty shit they try to sell us here. which sucks. because that is basically all you can buy.

#i straight up hated chocolate for most of my life #bc i only ever had the cheap like holiday shit and then like. hersheys.#and hersheys tastes like puke. scientifically.#and because so many americans love their puke chocolate‚ all of it has to taste like that.#i got some imported chocolate one time just to try and OH MY GODDDDDDD #it was so fucking good.#it was so good.#i was like i understand why people make liking chocolate their whole personality #its also why i prefer dark chocolate here in america bc the less milk there is in it the less itll taste like puke #since the puke flavor comes from them fucking up the milk. carbonating it i think?#i dont remember.

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