#and her poisonned gifts

[rottengurlz]

toxic yuri vampires you will always be famous to me

[fujii-draws]

I think there’s something extremely entertaining abt two kids who aren’t child prodigies, but infact;

-Constantly cheating death over and over again, even when they should’ve absolutely perished ages ago.

-Continue their streak through gaining the Grim Reaper as their father, who keeps cheating them out of death even more as atonement for trying to kill/harm them once himself.

<<< Simultaneously the luckiest and unluckiest god damn teens/young adults

[vomitspit2]

concept with jade leech

there is no dire-beast inside the mirror chamber, and there are no ghosts inhabiting ramshackle. it is simply: you, alone in a rundown building, after the headmaster leaves.

you have been pinching yourself through the day. little crescent marks litter your wrist.

for the past six or so hours, you have been trying really hard to wake up from this dream. nothing is working. desolate, you take to wandering the house.

you know your imagination is strong but an entire college, idiosyncratic characters, and an entire furnished building is a bit complex. still, you card through the squabble, hoping to unearth some mistake in physics that will tell you that this is a dream. that search ends abruptly when you find a loose floorboard and the fragile wood underneath you gives out like a snapped cracker.

you land hard.

ten feet down in the basement, lying on your back.

blinking away dust, your eyes land upon the piece of wood speared cleanly through your abdomen.

the pain tells you this is too much to be a dream.

it is a full two hours you lie there immobile. you try rolling on your side, hoping to at least stand up, but each motion is anguish in an ineffable amount. you wrap your hands around the red wood and try to pull; it leads to your eyeballs rolling so far back you see new colors. skin shining with generous sweat and dipping in and out of consciousness, you lie there and bid limited time until someone from this new world comes to find you. the headmaster will eventually come back, right?

you think about a multitude of things.

you think about how if your corpse withers here, the puss running out your orifices will look like cream cheese.

you think about how the glittering wands those students held might work, is it like harry potter or a unique universe.

you think about how you still had to go to work tomorrow in your own original universe, attend classes, hope plans with friends don’t fall through so you laugh carefree without lungfuls of blood.

your last slip from consciousness to eternal unconsciousness, you think about home. the bed you slept in, the books read and films watched, the snack wrappers on the sheets, what a comforting waste.

you drift off, expecting to be jolted awake again by your own feverish mind, and die, bleeding out on ramshackle’s basement floor.

it takes azul awhile to gain ramshackle’s dorm.

the one new student he saw during the opening ceremony apparently stayed there one night and fled the next morning. as the headmaster’s report goes, crowley found no one living there when he went to check the following day. however, the usage of ramshackle by that magicless student opened up a gate of opportunity and azul did not let it go to waste.

the negotiations took awhile and the proper refurbishment will have to be done. but just before winter exams, azul has managed to secure himself a second location for mostro lounge.

first, damages have to be assessed.

the building is disgusting, rundown, and simply inhabitable. busy with the 250 students he has under contract, azul assigns jade to spend a november afternoon there and make note of what they need to start repairing first.

azul really hopes the plumbing is salvageable. the cost would be through the roof if otherwise.

so jade, hand over his heart, promises to survey ramshackle the next day and outline a list of high priority repairs to stuff they can skimp upon in the budget.

jade’s excited. the mountains he treks are northwest and ramshackle is northeast; this will provide him a new opportunity to see what kind of mushroom may lie on that side of the island. …oh, and he supposes he will also assist azul in his endeavor as well.

the next day, he spends half of the allotted time foraging outside of ramshackle before he actually walks into the building. i should make this quick and efficient. i only have thirty minutes left. notepad in hand, he starts to investigate the wreckage.

uninhabited and ugly. those are the two words that rise to jade’s mind first. truly, it is a lovely space and it would be a disgrace to see it painted in shades of lilac and oceanic decor. but, it will be entertaining nonetheless to see azul’s business expand.

yet, as he’s walking down the halls, jade cannot help but think he is hearing a second pair of footsteps just behind him.

yes, ramshackle is ugly but it does not seem to be as uninhabited as he thought. how intriguing.

so, sadistic grin blooming, jade decides to play a game. he will ignore this secondary person and continue on, waiting anxiously to see what will happen. he marks down his observations, all while feeling a pair of eyes upon his neck. lighting on the first floor needs fixing. the water runs orange in the upstairs sink. nothing entirely formidable has happen yet, but he hopes it will.

jade cannot wait to see if this ghost can turn his skin inside out, or perhaps drop a floorboard on top of his head, the possibilities are endless. it all has jade’s toes squirming in his dress shoes in anticipation.

however, his thirty minutes are up before he can descend the basement stairs and nothing has happened yet.

which is disappointing.

he’ll be back again tomorrow so there is always a chance for something then.

however, he had hoped for something to happen now.

just as jade is walking out the door, list and bag of mushrooms in hand, something ice cold tickles the hairs on his neck. frigid like home. he barely gets a chance to dwell on it before five frozen fingers wrap themselves around his throat and shove him down the porch steps.

the door to ramshackle slams shut.

sprawled on the ground, jade reaches his hand up to the idents on the column of skin, the previous touch thawing out.

he cannot help the deep blush that comes up to his face.

with a deep breath, his own gloves fingers still hovering over the lost embrace, jade stands up and pats himself down. he looks upon the closed door with a hunger in his eyes.

yes, tomorrow he will be back.

and he hopes this ghost will act up again because they have so much more allure to jade than a second mostro lounge.

[darlingod]

With the least amount of respect possible, Locke was so funny sometimes. He was so shameless and it was so entertaining. He will not be missed but his lines (and character) will for sure be laughed at by me

[spacebubblehomebase]

"Red is the color of a rose, our love, your hair, and my heart. Red is the color of HER. Your painted lips. My work of art." 👩‍❤️‍👩 Nothing to see here! Just girls thinking of girls. ✨️ Can't believe it took me THIS long to realize I haven't drawn these two baddies. Besties who kiss AND tell, but it's just as well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Hope ya like this little doodle of mine, sis! 💕 -Bubbly💙

#spacebubblearts #myart #fanart #doodle #birthday #pamelaisley #harleyquinn #poisonivy #birdsofprey #dc #dcu #girlfriends #lesbians #bisexuality #comics #villains #antiheroes #red #harlivy #coloring #roses #hearts #gotham #batman #batfamily #canon #lgbt #couple

[definitely-not-an-alb]

Hhhhhhhhhh

[orionis13]

Women who eat people <333

[dirtysenner]

Here’s a hot take: Wings of Fire Flames of Hope was dogshit.

@annabannnananana back me up on this

[cowboycannibalism]

cleaning my storage and I need yall to see my poor original copy of The Vampire Lestat that was gifted to me in 4th grade and I carried everywhere

[fideidefenswhore]

Whether or not this is a true composition, and the details do sound convincing, it is written from a position of strength. Anne was confident that she was soon to bear a son and that she was beyond the reach of any harm that Mary or her party might intend her. The letter distances Anne from self-interest in the matter, presenting the purest motives, urging Mrs Shelton to action out of her duty to the King. The tone is not consistent with Chapuys' contemporaneous report that Anne frequently wept in the period immediately following Catherine's death, in the realisation that a significant obstacle had been removed should Henry choose to set her aside.

Anne Boleyn: Adultery, Heresy, Desire (Licence, Amy)

[itspileofgoodthings]

Porfiry telling Raskolnikov that at least he was honest and in one bound took the furthest leap to put his theory to the test of actual action——

[deus-ex-mona]

wdym christmas is next week?????

[humming-fly]

Yeah I’d like to know more about Prism and Fayre! 🍅💼🍨🪄⚖️ or either or both?

[ask meme] oh man quite the collection there lol

🍅 (Tomato) - If Kirby absorbed them or their attacks, what Copy Ability [or Abilities] would he get? Alternatively, if they themselves are capable of using the Copy Ability, do they have a favourite?

Prism: Wing ability (rare chance of Poison)

Fayre: Mirror ability (rare chance of Poison)

💼 (Bag) - Inventory check! What items does your OC typically carry around with them? What do they carry them in?

(Prism left Fayre right I forgot to label these lol)

🍨 (Ice Cream) - The Invader Armour undergoes a drastic transformation depending on its pilot. If they were to wield it, what appearance would their mech take on? What abilities would it have?

oh jeez i am not creative enough for this one tragically - Probably just the same variants from the ability question but just applied to the robot lol

🪄 (Magic Wand) - Are they capable of wielding magic? Is it a learned skill, or is it innate? What sorts of spells can they cast? Do they possess any magical items or artifacts? [e.g. the Dimensional Mantle]

Both Prism and Fayre have small amounts of innate magic that is tied to their wings - Prism’s magic basically makes the Wing ability viable, replacing the feathers every time she plucks one to use as throwing darts, and Fayre’s wings are constantly putting out a weird psychedelic aura (while this is largely a physical affect the same way prism’s feathers being poisonous is, there is a magical component).

since fayre’s a mirror double they have some additional tricks at their disposal, like the ability to potentially create a reflective barrier, but really the only time they’ll consciously use magic is if they’re altering the appearance of the face their mask is reflecting. (Fayre’s wing-cape technically isn’t a magical item, but is more a wacky swapping spell than anything. What happens to the cape doesn’t happen to the wings and vice versa, but the cape also can’t be removed from Fayre the same way their wings can’t. That trick derived from a brief foray into a more knitted dimension a while back.)

⚖️ (Scales) - On the subject of a certain someone’s lengthy rant; is your OC moreso on the side of magic or science? Somewhere in-between? Do they incorporate the two together in some way?

Fayre leans a bit more magic than science and Prism is largely neutral! Going into random details Prism is a bit more hip with using tech just because it comes up more in her day to day - she finds it practical but not all that exciting, and similarly intense magical conjurings go way over her head.

As for Fayre they don’t really know much about tech or how it works but they also have a highly observant way of thinking that makes them bizarrely astute at picking out logical fallacies in hardware, less in a “I know what is happening” way and more in a “oh yeah that’s probably not turning on because that one wire is going into the wrong input” pointing at something like this

They’d probably make a pretty stellar debugger if they weren’t more interested in hunting down physical bugs instead

[mintyeve322]

all my fellow retail employees already probably have a good idea of how accurate to working in retail the customers at the mystery shack are, but in my experience at regular stores, they're still a little exagerated.

HOWEVER

someone on the writing staff has clearly worked at a gift shop. I thought, as a kid, that the people in the gift shop were being exagerated to make it clear how stupid the people of gravity falls are, but NO.

after working at a gift shop at a tourist destination for nearly 2 years, that is simply exactly what its like. No exaggeration. when people go into tourist mode, their brains simply shut off. people ask me stupid questions all day, ask if products come in different shapes and colors they couldn't possibly, reasonably come in, ask for me to get the biggest thing in the store down just to tell me they dont want it, and scoff at heatstroke and dehydration warning signs before going on their hikes only to have to get their asses hauled out by ems.

TOURISTS ARE DUMB and the way theyre portrayed in gravity falls is genuinely how it feels to work with them. they make you think YOURE crazy.

[crownedinmarigolds]

Note to self: Draw the scene from my Chronicle where the coterie comes across a fresh Tremere Embrace and it ends with Ralph staking her while Khloe holds her from behind.

[mourningcandles]

Cornelius/Furnace/PC love triangle subplot is so funny to me because I view all these people as being too much of weirdos to express their feelings in a healthy manner if at all; so they're just all trying to play it cool while looking very uncool about it. thankfully they can be dense as bricks when they feel like it so the matter doesn't come to blows or anything, just unethical science.