#and her bf had the balls to tell her she broke his trust as if he didnt accrue 20k in high interest debt last year w/o telling her

[galaxyslime]

Wtf is in wellbutrin that makes everyone start stealing shit?? Everyone I've known who's taken it has developed pretty disastrous kleptomania, including my sister.

[mousehole5000]

more tgcf chapters 143-173 lets goooooo

PEI MING BOO HISS except actually okay he’s mostly funny i think but still boo hiss

“hey who’s this guy who’s really pissed at you?” “oh thats my sword. i broke it.” alright then!

i think i need to go back and reread the banyue pass arc bc im still confused as to whats going on with banyue and pei su

“Banyue dropped from the sky with two pots raised. Without a word, she plummeted with the mouths of the pots facing down, trapping and detaining the shocked Ming’guang and the roaring Ke Mo within.” - THATS MY GIRL

“It must be known that, to heavenly officials, it certainly was more than natural for kingdoms of the mortal realm to fight and annihilate one another; the acts of these plays progressing on endlessly. But when it came their own turn, it was often hard to let things go. If one must stand in the same court as the one who annihilated their own kingdom, and that man cavorted in the heavens, exceedingly flashy, then it must be vexing.” - hmmmm!!

“I’ve spoken too many words in this lifetime. What are you referring to?” - okay to be fair thats a mood

okay its nice to get some pei ming backstory and its funny that he and xie lian are bonding but also still whenever pei ming interacts with a female character my hackles rise like a cat lol

“Xie Lian watched as Banyue thought really hard before cheerfully pulling out a few long, wine-red scorpion-snakes, and putting them into the bubbling pot.” - THATS MY GIRL

“Although “smell” was something colourless and formless, the instant Banyue removed the pot cover, it was as if some mysterious physical object had twisted all the air around the mouth of that pot. The group stared at the sight within the pot for a long time. Their pupils reflected an endless, bottomless darkness; like it could pull them into the abyss. No words could describe the sentiment expressed within their eyes. A moment later, Xie Lian patted Banyue’s shoulder and gave a thumbs-up.” - like father-figure like daughter-figure. amazing.

“However, what if one day mortals discovered something completely new that ran faster than horses? Then, when this new invention overtook horses, worshippers of this heavenly official who controlled horses would inevitably decrease. Such heavenly officials, flashing by like shooting stars, made up the majority of the heavens.” - obsessed with this, genuinely. life and change. worship and its purpose. my religious studies diploma on my wall is screaming at me rn. ALSO i am once again thinking about celebrities

“...” It was only then that Pei Ming seemed to notice, and started to contemplate this question. A moment later, he answered, “A habit. In a dark, creepy place like this, isn’t it normal to hold women in your arms, to comfort them and calm their fears?” “I’m sorry, but I wasn’t scared,” Banyue said.” - BANYUE I LOVE YOU. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. god this takes me back to every college party i ever went to

LING WEN BACKSTORY????? shoeseller chosen for godhood bc she wrote a political essay and got arrested...... and now she’s face to face with the official who appointed her..... do go on.....

“Ling Wen laughed out loud, seeming to be enraged, and her voice dropped. “Very well! You said I couldn’t reach that high. Then, might I ask you: had the prominence of the Palace of Jing Wen at its peak ever reached even the knees of my Palace of Ling Wen??” - GET HIM!!!! BOO HISS JING WEN

“Compared to you, I’m not that bad,” Ling Wen said. “You’d personally order me to stay in the Palace of Jing Wen until midnight, then turn around and say I shamelessly hang around ‘til late to harass you. Words murder without form; I was much nicer responding with blatant violence.” - ling wen im love you..... also this bit... feels Real

BLOOD RAIN BLOOD RAIN BLOOD RAIN!! FLOWER PETALS TRANSFORMATION!!! see hua cheng? look as how cool it can be when you leave the story for a little while!! bc then you get to return and make an entrance!!

“Not only can you bring forth bloody rain, you can also make flowers shower. I didn’t know that. How fun!” - cute!! and in that moment we were all xie lian

“Everyone was stunned by his deed, and Ling Wen arduously gave him a thumbs-up. ”Ol’ Pei, what a man!” Pei Ming gritted his teeth. “WELCOME!” - aww three two tumors buddies!!

okay yin yu is here and xie lian did the equivalent of asking someone when the baby is due only to find out theyre not pregnant at all. then rong guang taunts yin yu and no one says anything. i do love the amount of awkward moments in this book tbh sometimes there are no words.

“All around was sand and mud crushing at him, exceedingly suffocating. The sand and mud was also moving endlessly; the feeling was like he was swallowed into the stomach of a giant monster, and that monster had also eaten a bunch of other things besides him, tumbling everything in its stomach, trying to digest” - ooooh creepy!!! the red string thing... is cute.... also xie lian being able to see hua cheng’s butterfly vision by looking directly into his eye is kinda cool. and obviously homoerotic.

“Are lower-ranked heavenly officials below other people?” Quan Yizhen asked. “No,” Yin Yu replied. Were they not? It was obvious that he himself didn’t believe in his own words, and Quan Yizhen also noticed. A good while later, he said bluntly, “I don’t like it here.” Yin Yu said nothing.” - im having emotions. and then yin yu also saying he doesnt like it there either.... also idk how this scene is going to play out but as much as im enjoying quan yizhen being an icon i can also possibly see how yin yu could eventually get to the point of “i am tired of being nice. i do just want to go apeshit” even if he really cares about qyz. it happens </3

“Indeed,” Hua Cheng said. “Half a year later when Quan Yizhen actually ascends, he won’t find it so funny anymore.” “Can we watch that part too?” Xie Lian asked. “We can. Hold on,” Hua Cheng replied.” - quan yizhen king of taking things literally. also why did this turn into hualian having a movie night

jian yu seems like the kind of asshole who would purposely give someone regular soda when they specifically asked for diet soda. god yin yu is really having a bad day i really feel for him in the whole situation with the brocade immortal

awww okay at least jian yu tried to take responsibility. im still mad at him tho that was objectively a terrible idea. god this whole situation sucked :(

“Rocks and earth crushed at them from all around, forcing their bodies to press tightly against one another, their faces brushing, their ears warm. Although it wasn’t the right time, a thought flashed through Xie Lian’s mind: “‘To die buried together’ doesn’t feel so bad.” - okay... im kind of emotional.... gay people....

okay obviously these murals and the prince of wuyong have some connection (im guessing pretty direct) to xie lian and are important but everytime they start analyzing one i feel like im back in art history class fhadskfhskjdhf not that thats a bad thing!! i liked art history a lot tbh

“Don’t worry, they’re not human,” Hua Cheng said. “It’s precisely because they’re not human that we have to worry, alright….” Xie Lian thought.” - goth ghost bf problems

xie lian: well, there is one person i trust more than anyone else, someone who’s first in my mind hua cheng, oblivious: oh :/ xie lian, also oblivious: what? hua cheng: you shouldnt trust so easily its dangerous xie lian: oh. haha. yeah. well. wanna,,, know who it is? hua cheng: its :) fine :) it :) doesnt :) matter :) but of course you can tell me if you want to gege xie lian, internally: well now ive made it weird hua cheng, 5 minutes later: actually i need you to tell me. right now. its totally for your security me: gay people smh

“As they suspected, he had been captured by Qi Rong. Although no one was bound by ropes, there were balls of greasily green ghost fires hovering over every one of their heads.” - completely off track but anybody else remember the great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts song

“Could there actually come a day when Qi Rong was embarrassed that someone might see the manner in which he ate? Before Xuan Ji entered, she put Guzi down. Guzi, ta-ta-ta, ran in, rushing straight to Qi Rong’s side. But when he saw him, he pointed his finger. He cried, “Dad is eating bad things in secret again!” “I’m not!” Qi Rong retaliated.” SCREAM IS QI RONG LEARNING THE POWER OF LOVE NOOOO also god that poor man whose body he has im starting to doubt if he’ll ever be free jimmy novak flashbacks

everytime we get another ghost king power somewhere someone should be writing hua cheng the cyborg bf in a high tech futuristic au i think thats the only other potential setting that could truly capture this wild ride

“In truth, throughout history, there was no man in the world who didn’t love bragging. A breeze could blow the handkerchief of a brothel girl into a man’s hand, and he would turn around and say the most beautiful of renowned escorts had fallen in love with him; holding shoes and wiping benches for the emperor’s mistress’s uncle’s grandson’s cousin’s mistress would for sure become him being an important administrator at the residence of royal relatives, raising his status. Thus, men who didn’t brag were a rare species.” - SCREAM this is going in my favorite tgcf quotes folder god... mxtx come here let me shake your hand

read the story of rain master yushi huang’s ascension. why am i crying. also this bit im crying again me with my stuffed animals “Thus, while Yushi Huang was cultivating at the Temple of Yulong, every time when she went to seek water and passed that door, she would rub the head of that ox. The door knocker soaked in her essence of life, and when the Rain Master ascended, the ox ascended with her.”

okay thats enough for now i have 7 more chapters to book 4!!! woo!!!

[ssstylessss]

Insecure Harry

In which your best friend confesses his feelings for you and Harry thinks that he should step aside

Words: 2.2K

For as long as you can remember you had, had one true friend in your life. He was the one friend that you never had grown apart. Wherever you went you always seemed to have him in your life. You meet in middle school and ever since that day you had been the best of friends. So, when the time care where you had to introduce him to Harry, the love of your life, and the man who had shown you what love was, one could say that you were truly nervous. For some reason, your best friend had never liked the boys you went out with and Harry was no exception. You brushed it off and just thought that it could be because he was just so overprotective of you. You knew that your best friend knew that Harry was a good guy and that he loved you.

You and Harry had been together for two years and you could honestly say that it was the best two years of your life. After having been together for a year, you guys decided that it was time to move in and living with him had been perfect too. You hoped that one day you’d be able to call him your husband. Harry had been able to give you everything you’ve ever wanted it a partner and he had also been able to travel the world with you and show you places you’d dreamt of seeing. Tomorrow you guys were flying to Greece with Anne, Gemma and Michal. You couldn’t wait.

So today you planned to go out with your best friend and go shopping so you could look great for Harry. All you ever wanted was to look good for Harry. You loved it when you caught him admiring you and you never wanted that to die out. You woke up at 9:00 AM and sneaked out of bed careful not to wake Harry and went into the bathroom. If there was one thing you had learned about Harry, it was that he was a heavy sleeper. Almost nothing could wake him up. When you had showered you walked back out to your bedroom and saw him sleeping. You couldn’t help but walk over to him and give him a kiss. He was just the most adorable sleeper. He didn’t wake up.

You went down stairs and into your kitchen. You made some breakfast for two and then ate yours and saved Harry’s. You wrote a note for him.

“God morning babe :)  

I’m getting some last-minute shopping done. I’ve made breakfast. Love you xxx”

You got in your car and drove off to meet your best friend. You could definitely see some photographers outside the gated community you lived in. They seemed to always follow you. You had gotten used to it and never voiced to Harry how uncomfortable they made you feel because you knew he would feel guilty about it. The truth was that there was nothing comforting about grown men following a young woman like you.

You met up with your best friend and told him to get in the car. “Doesn’t it get tiring with these people following you everywhere.” He said to you. He always seemed to comment something negatively. When you met with your girlfriends, they always praised you for dealing with this. He only judged you for it.

“Stop.” You sighed. “Just ignore it.”

You parked the car and went into the Kopper and Zinc store that you loved. They were your go-to swimsuit brand. You quickly found a couple that you adored. You even tried them on for your best friend and he loved every single one of them. “Do you think Harry will love them?” You asked when you had paid for them and your way out of the store. Something changed in his facial expression when you mentioned Harry, but you couldn’t quite figure out what it was. Before you had the chance to ask him what was wrong you had stepped out to find a group of photographers.

“Y/N, aren’t you proud of Harry for being nominated for a Grammy AND an Oscar?”

“Are you and Harry going to take the next step and get married?”

“What about children?”

The photographers kept asking questions about you and Harry’s future. It was no secret that Harry was absolutely head over heels in love with you. The fans had noticed how he spoke more and more about his desire to be married one day. Your friends and family knew that you guys were the real deal and serious about each other. Hearing these questions did something to your best friend and you had noticed it so when you unlocked the car with your keys, he angrily opened the car door.

You noticed that it was 1:00 PM. “Should we go get lunch?” You asked him and he nodded. You drove to the nearest Starbucks and got a table at the back with your food. When you sat down, you remembered that you hadn’t checked your phone all day. And when you checked you saw that you had a string of missed calls and text messages from Harry. You hated to have him worry about you. You quickly texted him that you’d be home in an hour and that you were having lunch with your best friend.

You then focused your attention on your best friend. “So, what’s wrong with you?” you asked him straight up. He was acting a lot differently today than he would be normally. You expected him to tell you that there was a family crisis, that he was stressed in university, that there was a girl whom he was confused about. You definitely didn’t expect him to tell you what was coming out of his mouth.

“I’m in love with you.” You froze. That was something you didn’t expect to hear. In fact, you didn’t believe your own ears.

“Wh-what? Come again?” You said as he looked you straight in the eyes.

“Oh, you can be so oblivious sometimes. Y/N, I love you. And I’m sorry, that I’ve never had the balls to tell you this, but hearing these idiots asking you about marrying and having children with this womanizing asshole made me see red.” He said as he tried to grab her hands who rested on the table. She quickly removed her hands from the table so that they were out of reach to him. You were shocked. But what overrode your shocked state was the fact that your best friend had the audacity to call your boyfriend, who was the most amazing man you had ever met a ‘womanizing asshole’.

“I get that you may be confused, but don’t you ever call Harry a ‘womanizing asshole’. He is the sweetest, most generous and kind man ever, you know this. So how dare you speak like this about him.” You were fuming. If there was one thing you hated it was when people spoke badly about Harry. In the two years she had been dating him, she can’t remember that he’s ever treated her badly.

You wanted to get up and leave, but you couldn’t do that. This was your best friend since childhood, and you couldn’t just throw him away like that. He could just be confused. You would know if he was in love with you. A woman always knows these things. “I’m not confused. I love you, Y/N. And I know I can love you better than he ever could. I mean, he’s away all of the time, why would you settle for that?” You were shocked. You just stared at him.

“This is a prank, isn’t it? Well, if it is. It sure as hell isn’t funny.” You said and walked away from him. You heard him call your name, but you just ignored him. As you drove him, you realized that there was a strong possibility that this wasn’t a joke. I mean, in a way it made sense. This would explain why he never liked any of your boyfriends. And it broke your heart even more, because you knew that Harry had noticed he wasn’t being nice to him, but you had always brushed it away.

When you arrived home after a long day of shopping, you found Harry sitting in the living room with a book in his hand and a glass of red wine in the other. You sighed as you sat down next to him. Harry noticed the way your demeanor was different from how it always. It concerned him when you weren’t smiling. Normally you would throw yourself at him and just kiss him for the benefit of kissing him and it would always turn into this heated make-out session.

“What’s wrong, petal.” He said as he placed the book and the glass on the coffee table. And that’s when you broke down completely and Harry was fast to grab you and pull you in. “Shh, baby. Everything’s going to be just okay.” He said while he stroke her back with his large hands immediately giving her comfort. Y/N needed to let herself cry first. “Let it all out.” He whispered in your ear, as he squeezed you tighter. Even in a moment like this, she loved being in his arms. “I love you.” She whispered. She suddenly felt tired and she yawned in his arms. “I love you more, my sweet girl. Why don’t you relax a little and then you can talk to me letter?” Harry said to her and she nodded.

Harry grabbed her a blanket and she laid down on the sofa immediately falling asleep. Harry was worried about what had made her so upset. He knew she was out with her best friend and it didn’t really bother him, because he trusted her. He knew she was as invested in this relationship as he was so he couldn’t see her breaking up with him to pursue a relationship with him, even though it could make complete sense.

Or maybe it was because of the fact that the paparazzi had followed her. He was 100% sure that they could’ve had something to do with it, so he checked twitter and he quickly saw a tweet from an account that was dedicated to both him and her. It was tweets that were written five minutes ago.

“@ynandhazhearted: “I was just sitting in Starbucks were I coincidently was sat right behind where Y/N and her best friend Y/BF/N sat, and you guys will never believe what he said to her. Basically, she asked him what was wrong with him and (c)

@ynandhazhearted: he basically confessed to her that he loved her and always had. And then he basically went on to say that Harry was a womanizing asshole and that he could treat her better. As if. Y/N was so shook. You could really see that she didn’t expect this (c)

@ynandhazhearted: bless her, she thought that it was a prank, but then he continued bashing harry and saying she was better off with him. Y/N walked away from him and left him there. Honestly, he has always seemed off and petty (c).

@ynandhazhearted: And I am so disgusted that he would try and come in between them now. You can honestly see how happy they make each other. I don’t even think that he could be a real friend to her for trying to come in between her and Harry (c).

@ynandhazhearted: Me and my bf are so shocked honestly. I’m rooting for Harry and Y/N. Get married and make some cute babies.”

Harry couldn’t believe what he was reading and when he threw his phone on the couch, he saw Y/N staring right at him. “He told you he loved you?” Harry exclaimed. His voice was loud, and he was shaking with anger. How could he tell her he loved her knowing damn well that she was with him?

“H-how do you know?” she asked him tears streaming down her face.

“So, he did tell you he loved you?” He yelled again.

“Harry…”

“No Y/N, you should probably just go with him.” You couldn’t believe you ears. How could he just give up on you like that? “What?” – “No Y/N. He could probably make you happier. I know I bring you misery with these paparazzi and I’m never home.”

You were crying again. How could Harry say these things to you? You knew all you ever wanted in your life was him. Harry was full on crying right now. “Baby, how could you ever say that? I love you not him. You should know.”

You stood in front of him holding his face in your hands forcing him to look you in the eye. “I love you not him baby. There’s no one else for me but you.” Harry looked at you and tried to find anything that would indicate that you were unsure. You closed your eyes and leaned in and soon felt your lips against his. It was one of the best feelings ever.

“He could never love you like I could.” He said. “No.” you agreed. You pecked his lips to reassure him.

“He could never make you feel the way I make you feel.” He continued. Once again you agreed and placed a kiss on his lips.

“I don’t want you to ever leave me. You are my absolute world, angel.”

A/N: What do you think? Send me a dm or a request if you like my writing.

[jinkisbelly]

Home - 6

Jongyu, omegaverse, angst-ish, pg, w/c: 3.2k,

Part one, Part two, Part three, Part Four, Part Five and can be read here on aff [x] and ao3 [x]

Summary: Jonghyun is Jinki’s home. Problem is, Jonghyun doesn’t remember that Jinki is also his anymore.

          As he slipped into a chair at the kitchen table, Minho placed a bowl of oatmeal in front of him. The smiley face made from peach slides and blueberries usually make him grin, but there wasn’t even a little upturn of the corner of his lips at the sight of it. Minho frowned softly as he squeezed Jonghyun’s shoulder. “What’s wrong?”

          “Hmm?”

          “You usually love my fruit smile.” He tapped Jonghyun’s cheek softly. “And this morning you’re the image of gloom.”

          “Oh,” Jonghyun took a spoonful with a few blueberries and chewed it. Once swallowed he shrugged. “Why did Jinki kiss my forehead?”

          Confused, Minho slipped into the chair to the right of Jonghyun, leaning on his elbow. “What do you mean?”

          “Last night he asked me if he could give me a kiss and he kissed my forehead.” After falling back into the chair with an annoyed huff, Jonghyun crossed his arms across his chest. “Does he not want to kiss me on the lips?”

          “Oh Jonghyun, of course, he does.” Minho flashed a sweet smile, “But you have to realize that Jinki isn’t going to do anything to push you and your limits. He doesn’t want to lose you more than he has because he went too far. If you want a kiss from him, you’re going to have to make the move.”

          “But, he wouldn’t be pushing me! I said yes thinking he was going to kiss my lips.”

          “He doesn’t know that. He just wants you comfortable.” Minho stood swiftly, patting the back of Jonghyun’s hand placed on the table next to his bowl. “Talk to him. Tell him how you feel, what you want. How this moves and how quickly, is entirely up to you right now. I have a meeting with the Chief soon. I’ll see you later.”

          “Thanks for breakfast.” A little smile curved on his lips. “And for the tips.”

          “Anytime.”

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          Later that afternoon Jinki stepped through the front door, skin glistening with sweat, white shirt stuck to his back, and a tired, yet apologetic smile upon his face. “Give me a few minutes and I’ll be ready to go.”

          Getting up from the couch was easier said than done the further along he got in his pregnancy, but he managed to pull himself up from his comfy position. His blanket was still around his shoulders as he stepped around the corner to follow Jinki into the washroom. He was bent over washing his face as Jonghyun leaned against the doorframe. “What has you so sweaty?”

          Jinki’s voice was muffled as he patted his face dry. “I was helping Kibum with something. Time got away from me.” He beamed brightly as he wiped his hands off. “Do you still have those extra shirts of mine?”

          “Oh, oh yeah. They’re on the dresser in my room.”

          Just up the stairs into the loft space, Jinki grabbed the neatly folded shirt and closed the door behind him. His older shirt was balled up and tossed into a corner before he left. The new shirt was hanging from his neck as he climbed down the stairs. Once flat on the main floor, he pulled the rest of the shirt down. Jonghyun’s cheeks were slightly pink as he averted his gaze. “Are you ready to go otherwise?”

          “Just need my shoes.”

          A soft kiss was pressed to Jonghyun’s cheek as Jinki slipped by him. “I’ll be on the porch waiting.”

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          Their steps were leisurely as they walked to the doctor’s appointment. Jinki looked over softly as he asked, “Are you okay? Your hand is shaking a little.”  

          “I’m a little nervous.”

          They stepped up onto the porch of the place and Jinki tugged him over to one end, out of the way of the big door. With a squeeze of his hand, he quietly asked, “What about? Have you felt something different lately with them?”

          “No, no, nothing like that.” Jonghyun flashed a smile, before lowering his gaze as he continued, “The last time we were here you were told I didn’t remember you and may never fully remember again. I don’t want to go in there and get any more bad news. I don’t want to hurt you anymore.”

          “All I’m worried about is that you and those babies are healthy. If we get bad news, we’ll go through it together.” Jinki gave him a lingering kiss on his forehead. “You’ll always have me as long as you want me.”

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          “You can put your shirt down, thank you.” The doctor smiled sweetly as she sat back on her stool, wiping her hands free of the oil she had used to help her with her reading. While this appointment was mainly just a health check, it also included the medicine woman taking a very educated guess on what they were having based on their scents compared to the cubs.

          “Is everything okay?” Jonghyun quietly asked, tone slightly shaky as he squeezed Jinki’s hand.

          “From what I can feel, they’re two very healthy boys.” She put the cloth on the table to her left before grabbing her clipboard.

          “Boys?” Jonghyun breathed out roughly, looking up at Jinki quickly. Jinki was beaming brightly, left hand pressed against Jonghyun’s belly, thumb moving softly.

          Jinki leaned down to press his nose into Jonghyun’s hair, giving his temple a small kiss. His thoughts were brought back to the present when the woman spoke again. “I am a little concerned, as I always am with multiples, about the stress on your body and the babies the further along you become.”

          “What do you suggest?”

          “Limit the amount of moderate and high exertion and stress you experience as best you can.” Then her eyes lifted to Jinki’s face, hand rising to gently point between them. “And absolutely no penetrative sex.”

          “Yes, of course.” Jinki’s voice cracked, cheeks a deep crimson as he broke eye contact.

          Chuckling, the woman stood. “Other than that, there are a few tonics I wish you to take one before bed every night. And I’ll see you next month for your appointment.”

          “Thank you,” Jonghyun smiled warmly. As the door clicked close he turned to Jinki, excitement almost visibly bubbling off of him.

          “I told you it would be alright. Maybe-” But then Jonghyun’s tummy rumbled, causing Jinki to laugh, “We should stop at the bakery on the way back.”

          “Mm bread.” Another grumble and Jonghyun pouted as he was carefully helped from the bed.

          Jinki was signing the paperwork for the tonics, Jonghyun holding his left hand when he quietly suggested. “Or the peach pastry you really like.”

          “I like peach pastry?”

          “Yeah, it’s one of your favorites.” He smiled kindly at the man behind the desk, grabbed the cloth bag with the tonics, and squeezed Jonghyun’s hand holding his. As he held the door open with his arm for Jonghyun, he quietly stated. “You’d make me go get some right when your heat hit. You’d eat them between rounds.”

          “And you just... Would go?”

          Jinki nodded, corner of his lips curved up in amusement. “You sound surprised.”

          “A little.”

          “There were times when we were dating and you’d have your heat, that I’d bring you some.”

          “We didn’t do it before we mated?”

          “Oh, we did.” Jinki’s cheeks were a soft pink as he ran his tongue nervously over his lips. “Just never during your heat. I’d spend it with you, but you would just cuddle against me and try to sleep. Even then you took comfort in my scent.”

          “I can’t believe my parents let me have my bf over during my heats.”

          “I didn’t quite believe it either, but I like to believe they trusted me enough with you.” Jinki hummed as he gestured toward the bakery. “Do you want to eat inside or take it home?”

          “Oh,” Inside the bakery were a few wooden tables and chairs, and through the large front window, there wasn’t anyone seated. “Inside, if you want to go on a little date of sorts.”

          Jinki’s eyebrow rose slightly, “Are you asking me on a date?”

          “Possibly.”

          “I’d possibly love to.”

          Jonghyun softly whined, “Jinki~”

          Laughing quietly, Jinki opened the door to the bakery. “Come on. Go get us a table I’ll order for us.”

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          Jinki’s cheek was squished against his palm as he leaned heavily against it, gazing over at Jonghyun trying to get the stickiness off his fingers. Usually, he’d reach over to take his hand and suck the sweet syrup from his fingertips, but now he was content with how they were. “You’re right, these are really good.”

          There was a bit of peach stuck to his bottom lip and without thinking Jinki licked his own thumb to gently rub it over Jonghyun’s lip, cleaning it. Jonghyun let out a little gasp, breath warm against Jinki’s thumb as he pulled it away and wiped it off on a napkin. “I’m just glad you’re enjoying yourself.”

          “You haven’t eaten much of yours, Jinki.”

          “Must have been too distracted by how beautiful you are.”

          After taking a sip of his juice, Jonghyun cleared his throat. “Have you always been this smooth?”

          “Oh, definitely not. It’s a mystery how I got you in the first place.”

          When Jonghyun spoke again, his voice was softer, just above a whisper. “I’m glad you did get me.”

          In any other circumstances Jinki would have leaned over the small table and kissed him warmly, but instead, he lifted Jonghyun’s hand to his lips and kissed his knuckles softly. “I am too.”

-----

          As Sunday rolled around, surprising both Minho and Changmin, Jinki let Changmin have the reins of cooking. Jonghyun didn’t quite understand actually how big of a deal such a thing was, but he could tell by the shit eating grin on Changmin’s face that he was ecstatic. The temperature was beginning to decrease as fall changed from summer. The leaves had already begun to fall from their branches. The bright colors of the changing leaves were beautiful in the dim light of the slowly setting sun. Minho was laughing loudly as Changmin attempted to put more wood on the fire only to receive a billow of smoke into his face. Of course, only after knowing he was okay. However, most of Jonghyun’s attention was on the way Jinki had chosen to sit next to him on the large bench and how his nose was pressed into his hair right behind his ear.

          He was there for a few moments, the rhythm of his breathing and the soft slide of his thumb on the back of his hand was soothing until he pulled away to look at what was the outcome of all the commotion. Jonghyun made a mental note to ask Minho about it when he got the chance to. Until then, he enjoyed the close warmth of Jinki and the shifting of their relationship.

-----

          He got his chance to ask Minho about it a few weeks later. Minho was working with the Chief in upgrading his youngest’s rooms and was quite busy because of it. It was late in the evening on a night that he caught Minho walking from the kitchen with a ceramic mug in his hands. “Minho!”

          The younger man stopped, stepping back a few strides until he was in Jonghyun’s line of sight from the comfiest chair in the living room. “Yes? Is something wrong?”

          Jonghyun gently rolled his fingers, tapping softly against his tummy under the warmth of his blanket. “No, nothing’s wrong. I just have a question.”

          Minho leaned against the wood of the doorway and sipped the hot beverage of his choice. He smiled as he lowered it, “Alright, what is it?”

          “Why does Jinki do the mm nose in my hair thing?”

          “You mean where he stays behind your ear for a few minutes?” When Jonghyun nodded, Minho shrugged. “I have no clue other than he’s always done it. You’ll have to ask him.”

          “Oh, okay. Thank you.”

          “Is there anything you need before I head to bed?”

          He shook his head, “Jinki should be here any time now to get ready for bed.”

          “Alright, goodnight Jonghyun.”

          “Goodnight, thanks Ming.”

          “Anytime.” And then he stepped back and disappeared down the hall toward his bedroom.

-----

          When Jinki arrived sometime later, he kicked off his boots at the door and smiled brightly when his gaze finally fell on Jonghyun. He had fallen asleep in his chair, curled up the best he could with the blanket beginning to fall onto the floor. Jinki took quiet steps toward him, kneeling in front of him easily. He gently caressed his cheek, voice soft and warm as he called for him to wake up. “Jonghyunie, sweet, come on. Let’s get up to bed.”

          After a few incoherent gurgles, Jinki laughed and patted his cheek a few times. “I can’t carry you like I used to. Come on Baby, you gotta wake up for me.”

          A few moments later Jonghyun shifted and his eyes began to open. There was happy, hazy smile on his face as he mumbled. “Did you call me Baby?”

          “I did.”

          “Mm, keep doing that I like it.”

          If Jinki was any softer, he’d be a puddle on the floor. “Alright, are you ready to go to bed, Baby?”

          “That sounds like a plan.” With Jinki’s help, Jonghyun was helped from his chair and up the stairs to his room. Getting ready for bed was quick, but by then some of the drowsiness had faded. When Jinki came to sit on the bed, Jonghyun quietly asked, “Why.. why do you put your nose behind my ear?”

          Jinki froze in trying to take off his socks for a moment, before continuing until the action was completed. As he twisted and brought his legs up under the blanket, he turned onto his side. With his head lying against his pillows, he answered shyly. “No matter what is happening around me, what stress I’m under, doing that, putting my nose into your hair and taking a few deep breaths, centers me in a way nothing else can. You’re my safe place, Jonghyun. My home.”

          “Minho told me you’ve always done it.”

          Jinki lifted his left hand to cup his cheek, “If you have questions about me, or us, please feel comfortable just asking me. I’ll always tell you the truth Jonghyun.”

          “Okay.”

          After moving his thumb across his cheek for a few moments, Jinki smiled. “Goodnight Jonghyun.”

          “Goodnight, Jinki.” And then he quickly added, nervously. “I meant what I said.”

          Wiggling a little to get comfortable, Jinki asked, “About what?”

          “Being called Baby. I like it.”

          Jinki visibly melted, entire being softening as he gazed over at him. “I know you do, Baby.”

-----

          While he knew he was supposed to limit the amount of higher level excretion he experienced, Jonghyun found he enjoyed taking walks in the middle of the afternoon. He tried to keep them in the small areas he knew really well, like the small neighborhood of houses Minho’s was in the middle of and the small nature path just south of the main market area, but today something felt right about going straight instead of turning right towards the nature path. Before he knew it a house under construction came into view. The walls were all up, windows put into place, and in the high afternoon sun, he could see a man standing on the roof working on shingles. As he got closer, something about the place felt familiar, and then he recognized the man on the roof. “Jinki!”

          “Huh?” Jinki turned quickly at the sound of his name and the sharp movement caused his footing to slip. Jonghyun’s heart was in his throat watching him slide down the roof and fall two stories into the big pile of hay next to the built front porch. When there was no movement, Jonghyun rushed over as quickly as he could, more like waddling with each passing day. As he got closer, finally Jinki was sitting up, rubbing the back of his head while he groaned softly. He peeked up at Jonghyun as his shadow fell over him. “What are you doing out here, Jonghyun?”

          “Oh my God, are you okay?” Flustered and a little out of breath, he fussed to get Jinki up into a standing position, moving his hands quickly to move the hay from his clothes.

          “I’m fine, really I’m fine. Just a little rocked.” He rolled his shoulders before asking again, “What are you doing out here, Jonghyun? This is a long walk from Minho’s place.”

          “I was just walking and something led me here.” Jonghyun’s hands were softly running over his tummy mindlessly. “Was this... Our house?”

          “It was.”

          “And you’re rebuilding it?”

          “I wanted it to be ready to come home to.” Jinki pulled his bottom lip through his teeth as he averted his gaze from Jonghyun’s. “If you decided you’d want to when they come. It was to be a surprise.”

          “Maybe we should sit down, you look a little pale Jinki.”

          He squinted, head still pounding before sighing. “Yeah, you’re probably right.”

          After taking Jonghyun’s hand, Jinki led them up the few steps to the porch, where two rocking chairs were already placed. Jonghyun groaned as he leaned back. He laughed quietly at the look of concern on Jinki’s face, “I guess that walk was longer than I thought it was.”

          “You’re 6 months pregnant with twins. I’m surprised you want to move at all.”

          “I’ll get back to you on that in a few months." It was a comfortable silence as they rocked in the chairs, resting until Jinki got them some lemonade from the large bottle Kibum had brought him shortly before he took his fall. Jonghyun was sipping on his when he let out a sharp, breath, "Oh!” He jerked, hand pressing where one of the babies had sharply kicked him. Jinki’s expression was back to being full of worry then. Jonghyun shook his hand, “It’s nothing. They’re just getting more mm mobile.”

          “Really?”

          “Would you like to feel?”

          “Oh.. is it that obvious?” Jinki gave a bashful smile but didn’t look away. Jonghyun reached over to curl his fingers around Jinki’s right wrist, tugging him over closer. Once he was kneeling at his feet, he took his other hand. He moved them to his belly and watched the pure wonder travel over Jinki’s features. “Hi there.”

          It was then when Jinki looked up, such soft amazement in his eyes, that Jonghyun took the chance. He cupped Jinki’s jaw as he leaned in, whispering quickly before pressing their lips together. “Forgive me.”

          Panic was beginning to bubble in his chest that he had read it all wrong and that Jinki didn’t want to kiss him when finally he pressed into the kiss too. His hands lifted from Jonghyun’s belly, pushing into his hair as he deepened the kiss. It was everything Jonghyun thought it would be, but nothing like he expected it as well. Jinki’s kisses were sure and warm, sweet and soft as for a split second he flicked his tongue between the gap of his lips.

          Then Jinki pulled away, eyes flicking over Jonghyun’s features for doubt. “I was told I’d have to tell you I want more and.. I do. This is that. Me telling you I want kisses.”

          Jinki stared at him for what seemed like an eternity, chest heaving with his rough breathing, before he kissed him once more.

[lachlantrash]

Dad!Lachy picks up the kids from school since the reader is out of town visiting family. He notices Bri isn’t herself, when they get home she immediately runs up stairs, slamming the door of her room. Sawyer or Em brings up that they heard her bf dumped her before a school dance coming up. Lachy tries to comfort her, reminding her one day she’ll find the one, etc. Maybe joking one of brothers or him can be her date or that’ll all boys will find, beat up her ex??

You are across the globe visiting your mom in Florida, leaving Lachlan with the kiddos at home. Since the kids are all older now, your youngest being 11 and your oldest being 19. Sawyer’s only ever home on weekends, coming back from his college dorm to take advantage of his parents for laundry and home cooked meals. So Lachlan’s tasked with driving the kids to and from school, which is pretty easy seeing as its one stop to the middle school for Grayson and then another at the high school for Emmett and Briella. As your kids have gotten older, Lachlan isn’t really the gaming youtuber he was when the two of you met. He still posts online and does Youtube content for a job, but he’s not always doing the same games, sometimes he just talks about life and how grateful he is for everything that has happened to him. Covering for you while your away so far has been pretty easy all week, and you’ll be home in two days. He should be fine. He drives to pick the kids up from school, getting his two teenagers first. Emmett hops in the front seat, and once Bri’s in the back, she slams the door. Lachlan takes this as a sign that his 14 year old daughter is just in a mood, hoping she’ll be over it shortly. He talks to 16 year old Emmett for the majority of the ride to the middle school, asking about his day and all. Grayson hops in beside his sister, ignoring the scoff she gives him as they drive home. “So Bri, how was your day?” Lachlan tries to break the silence. “Shut up, dad.” She rolls her eyes, placing her headphones in her ears. “What even? Don’t talk to me like that, I pay your phone bill you know.” Lachlan scolds, pulling into the driveway of your home. “Good, not like I need it anymore anyways!” She shouts, storming out of the car and into the house. “What the hell is her problem?” Lachlan asks, not understanding the outburst. “I uh, I heard today that Christian broke up with her. Go easy on her dad, it’s her first break up.” Emmett tells his father now that Bri’s out of earshot. “I didn’t like him ever anyways.” Grayson confesses, getting out of the car. “Neither did I, he was a prick. But he made her happy. I think she’s mostly upset because the semi dance is this weekend.” Emmett defends his sister, not liking seeing her this way but knowing he can’t really fix it. “Christian seemed like a good kid too. I’ve only ever seen Sawyer go through a break up, and boys are so much different about it than girls.” Lachlan groans, following his kids into the house. Unsure as to how to handle his heartbroken daughter, he texts you about the situation and you tell him to immediately order takeout and to leave Briella alone for a bit. Once the food comes he should bring it to her, and try to talk to her about how he knows she’ll find a guy worth her time soon enough. So that’s what he does, he orders Chinese food and makes sure to tell Em and Gray to leave him alone with their sister for awhile. He knocks softly on the door, inviting himself in when he gets no answer. “Hey sweetie, I got Chinese food.” He tries, walking in to see her softly sniffling in bed. “Just leave me alone.” She sobs, holding her knees and hiding her face there. “Listen Bri, I know a little bit about what’s going on and you can’t let him win like this. Who cares about Christian? He wasn’t the one, and that’s his loss. Don’t let him break your heart, I don’t like seeing you cry.” Lachlan sighs, placing the food on her desk before going to sit beside her on her bed, gently rubbing her back. “I-I loved him, dad.” She sobs, turning to bury her head in his shoulder. “We were gonna go to the dance together this weekend and-and we talked about the future all the time! A little house with a big fence, and a dog and then maybe a kid or two and now…Now it’s all gone and he already found another girl to go to the dance with. I just hate him but I don’t.” She cries, balling her fists into his shirt. “I know honey,  know it hurts. Giving somebody the power to break your heart is scary, and it doesn’t always end good at all, so many times your mom had her heart broken by dickheads and I’ve had my share of giving the wrong girls the power to hurt me, but you know what? We found each other at the end of it all. We trusted each other with our hearts and look at us now. Christian just wasn’t your (Y/N), okay? But you’ll find the one someday, there’s somebody out there that will treat you the way your mom and I treat each other. I promise, you’re still young. And your first heartbreak will always hurt the most, I’m sorry baby girl.” He sighs, breaking at the sight of his only little girl falling apart in his arms. “You should call Sawyer, I know your dad probably isn’t who you want love advice from. I’m sure he’ll break a bone or two on Christian if you wanted, and Em and Gray would be right behind him.” Lachlan adds when her crying has slowed, smiling once he earns a little giggle out of her. “Thank you, dad. I’m sorry for being moody.” She sniffles one final time, pulling away from Lachlan. “Just don’t let it happen again or I’m taking your phone away.” He fake threatens, getting off her bed. “You can join us for dinner if you’re ready but if you want you can eat in here tonight.” He offers, walking out the doorway. “Hey dad?” She calls, making him turn around. “Yeah, Bri?” He questions. “Tell mom I said thank you for telling you how to handle me.” She smiles, causing a blush to rise to Lachlan’s cheeks

[gaybaconprincess]

I found an old Doc with a Marching Band AU so take it

Jericho / Joseph Wilson (Flute)

‘That one gay friend who has a better fashion sense than me’

Don’t pronounce his last name as ‘willis’ like the principal or he will f you up

And by that he means he’ll get his scary brass boyfriend to f you up

Probably the sassiest person in Band

He is an angry human espresso and if you look at Kyd Wykkyd for too long he’ll break your leg

Very protective of his batnerd

Kole is also a flute n they are very good buds

Vows to one day burn the school’s band uniforms so they have to buy new ones

Calls everyone ‘fam’

If it’s possible to be that one controversial archetype he will be it

He is also the school’s biggest male feminist

Bumblebee is the biggest female feminist

Also he likes penciling in weed symbols (despite the fact he has never touched a drug in his life) all over the school campus

Mainly only joined Band because the Wilson bunch were sitting at a family dinner once and somebody (he doesn’t even remember anymore like maybe ROse?? Maybe Father????) said that the only instrument he could play was his twangy guitar and ofc he took that as a cHALLENGE

Raven / Raven Roth (Clarinet)

Very dark humour

Only real friend is Jericho bc they like to complain about Grayson together

Also Jericho is the only person who laughs at her jokes

Has more power over people than she lets on

Dating the head cheerleader helps too (angel)

Pretty chill

Not v good at physical fighting but just her all around dry personality will intimidate you

The woodwind section is filled with very violent human gnomes it seems

she has a tumblr indeed but trust me yOU DONT WANT IT

its filled with actual witch spells and v v gory things 

Joined Band for the extra credit, stayed for the time away from home

Her home consists of her usually absent mother and emotionally abusive father (my way of inserting Trigon in here somewhere) and Joey is really the only person that knows and she can just vent to

They’ve had well over a few crying sessions

 SeeMore / Seymour Johnson (Saxophone)

Joined band bc he’s a broke idiot in need of a scholarship

Joined saxophone because mEMES

Plays ‘we are number one’ every f-ing time Kyd so much as looks at him

bf(f)’s with the Herald

Totally thirsty for some brass trumpet boy but totally not the Herald oh no

(it’s so the Herald)

Has hit himself in the face with his sax thirteen too many times

Wears the nerdiest glasses possible but no one can say shit bc he’s the best marcher they’ve got really

Chillest of the chill you will ever meet

Cries @ disney movies

Probably watches conspiracy theory videos in his free time

Is slowly attempting to bring tumblr humor into the real world

also afraid of chickens. look its a really long story k.

Joined Band to prove to his parents that nO HE IS NOT DOING DRUGS AFTER SCHOOL HE IS ACTUALLY ATTEMPTiNG to MAKE YOU PROUD

 The Herald / Malcolm Duncan (Trumpet)

Best friends w/ Jericho even tho Jericho regrets it

*Jericho walks into the Band Hall*

‘aND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA’ *trumpet noises*

He and Seymour meme together

Is just obnoxious in general

Pulls candy and other food items out of nowhere at the worst times

Just wants people to hang out with after school. Hot Spot’s no fun and Jericho’s family is insane.

 BumbleBee / Karen Beecher (French Horn)

Is just way too tired for this

Mom friend

Doesn’t have time to deal with everyone’s shit

Joey can relate

‘malcolm duncan i dare you to blow that trumpet in my ear oNE MORE TIME’

Is everyone’s big sister but mainly Mal’s

Makeup game is always on point

Wants to kick Seymour and Mal in the throat everyday bc jUST KISS YOUR SEXUAL TENSION IS RUINING THE REHEARSAL

 Kyd Wykkyd / Elliot Knight (Trombone)

Toll pencil is dating smol espresso

Looks mean and scary but just wants hugs and colored pencils

‘Deal hugs not drugs’

Makes too many puns

Literally every other sentence has some hidden pun in it

Loves picking Joey up and carrying him around

Gives people really terrible nicknames

Biggest weab of them all

‘I sexually identify as Terezi Pyrope’

Don’t even say the word homestuck/undertale around him he’ll either start crying or laughing maniacally

‘What do you mEAN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT RWBY IS’

Has memorized all of Light Yagami’s lines on Death Note

Quotes Steven Universe (mainly Pearl) on a daily basis

k like,,,,you think,,,you tHINK he’s the smart friend.

oH NO BUDDY ARE YOU WRONG

if you’ve ever seen any Roosterteeth video ever

He is Gavin Free.

The embodiment of ‘wot if...our legs...didn’t know they were lEGS???’

Joey just kinda shushes him and pretends to know what he’s talking about

Billy Numerous / William Strayer (Euphonium)

Mammoth’s ultimate wingman

‘God bless murica’

Mispronounces words on purpose to piss off Kyd and Raven

Hates his pointy marching shoes

Hides tennis balls in the saxophones to Seymour’s dismay

Got hit with a trombone once and then had to pay for it to be fixed

Totally not kyd’s

Likes to make fun of Joey’s height which is WHY he got hit with a trombone

Roots for BBQ places every time the Band stops to eat on a trip

‘Aight but...does Wykkyd is gay??’

Mammoth / Baran Flinders (Tuba)

Is the most intimidating person you will ever meet and he kNOWS IT he GLOATS IN THAT FACT

‘gEEZ YOU GUYS SHUT UP I DONT HAVE A THING FOR STARFIRE THATS DISGUSTinG’

‘We were just asking why she wasn’t at rehearsal today’

Is also a vry broke idiot but somewhat enjoys band

The aMOUNT of times he has been stopped by football coaches and borderline bribed to be on the team

Is the one who shamelessly sprints the whole way to the cafeteria everyday

‘Foods before dudes, sorry’

He and Billy often have eating competitions

Jericho lives in fear every time he’s not tardy for class

Also looks mean but will cRUSH YOu....with a bear hug

When asked what 2 plus 2 was he responded with a very startled and nervous 22

Kid Flash / Wally West (Percussion)

Look,,,,buddy,,,,amigo,,,,chum,,,,

He and Kyd Wykkyd have had a lil rivalry goin on since the fiRST TIME KYD STOLE HIS APPLE JUICE IN PRE-K

Y do you think he joined percussion… (it’s because percussion is usually seated behind trombones and Kyd hates drums and loud noises)

bUT on the plus side his ADHD is now a lot less terrifying

During practice he literally just plays Hall of Fame on repeat

‘No...no no….no no plEASE STOP TOUCHING MY HAIR’

(jokingly) chants the word ‘gay’ and slowly gets louder every time Kyd so much as sPEAKs

He and Kyd have sarcasm competitions

Also memes but less out loud and more…

‘Wally I sweAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT STOP TeXTING ME MEMES IN CLASS’

‘Wykkyd iS THAT AN WEED IM CALLING THE POLICE’ inside jokes

Jinx / Jaya Salem (Pit)

Just wants a nap

All the time

Someone get her an energy drink

Puts up with Kyd + Mammoth + Billy + See-More’s shit not to mention her little brother most of the time

It’s Gizmo. The little brother is Gizmo.

‘I just...want to just like...can I plug myself into a charger? Can I do that, is that a thing?’

Literally the only person out of her friend circle that passes most of her classes

dO NOT TOUCH HER CATS JUST DONT DO IT

‘Do you think if I concuss myself I can get out of practice for today?’

all of her jokes are also either self depricating or just insulting to others

insomniac

Punk Rocket / Thomas Leonard (Drum Major)

mOST IRRESPONSIBLE DRUM MAJOR EVER 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

‘Well y’know...i’m already in a Band so like...how hard could Drum Major be?’

Very hard. He made a mistake. He regrets everything.

School Principal: ‘are you aware that your hair is white?’

Rocket: ‘are you aware that your a fUCKING SQUARE???’

He got suspended after that

‘Okay look I know it looks really gay that I’m riding on a motorcycle with my really hot buddy but it’s not - fuck that is really gay, maybe I’m really gay.’

One big bundle of ‘oh no’ when you pop the question of ‘what’s your sexuality’

Gets wAY TOO INTO the really big moments when directing on field

Fell of the pedestal his first game

Over time actually starts taking Band very seriously and enjoying it

Slade Wilson

funds the Band’s everything

Addie cooks for the Band and helps with fundraisers

also I just really need an AU where Slade is just,,,,a good dad,,,,Joey deserves a good dad k

he was off in the army for a while so he comes back and apparently Joey is not four anymore?? and he has a boyfriend???? and turned out to somehow be shorter than his own mother?????????

Joey made ‘when will my father return from the war’ jokes the entire time to cope

Slade is still getting used to things and the crowd and screaming of football games makes him v uncomfortable but he goes to support Joey

who is off to the side trying to avoid looking at his father who is now waving his hands frantically

Rose comes too but mainly to make fun of the entire Band

Grant’s already in college so he don’t give a shit

Literally everyone in the Band lOVES Mr. Wilson and Adeline but Joey just wants them to leave him alone

Slade is that one dad,,,,he tRIES SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND BAND HUMOR AND IT DOESNT WORK

still doesn’t know how he feels about Kyd 

Slade and Joey bond over Slade picking him up after practice and Joey iMMEDIATELY going into rant mode

‘tHIS HETERO A HOLE DAD YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE-’

surprisingly okay with Joey’s sexuality, he’s still getting used to it nonetheless

Mrs. and Mrs. Wykkyd

Kyd Wykkyd has two v lesbian moms and you can’t tell me otherwise like that’s my headcanon for him plus I love supportive gay parents that are better parents than the hets themselves

Kyd was adopted but they love their beautiful son v v much and he loves them

Kyd never really knew his biological parents and everyone acts like it’s a big deal but he he doesn’t?? care???? he knows who his parents are its Aarti Bindiya-Knight and Alison Knight duh

one of his moms is East Indian so he takes part in a lot of her culture just like his other mom does

he also gets vERY OFFENDED and filled with Righteous Anger when anyone discriminates or makes Indian jokes / lesbian jokes in class

Elliot is taller than both of his moms and usually has to bend down so they can hug him

Alison is American and very vERY kind hearted

Aarti has a very muscley stature and it taller than Alison. Her hair is cut short and curly and she looks like the person who will want to fight you and hug you at the same time.

Alison is v v short and has very light blonde hair that just kind wisps everywhere. V pale and really really likes sundresses.

Alison still tries to kiss Elliot on the cheek before he gets on the bus but Aarti holds her back so Elliot can run

she’s the cooking mom. she cooks. all the time. that’s how she shows her emotions.

‘Aar what if he forgot his backpack or his lunch do you think he’s doing okay what if someone is bullying him as we speak-’ ‘Ali. Ellie is fine. He is twice your height either way there is no way he is getting bullied.’

Alison got Elliot into drawing which he does a lot now

they are v v supportive of literally anything he does and most kids are actually kinda jealous. 

tHEY ARE THE OVEREXCiTeD PARENTS AT EVERY GAME

NEITHER KNOW WHATS GOING ON BUT THEIR SON IS DOING A THING SO THATS WHATS IMPORTANT

they still keep home videos from when Elliot was a baby despite his birthday wish being for them to burn all of the videos last year

Barry Allen

he’s the track coach at their school and everybody was ASTONISHED when he showed up to a football game

‘okay yeah I know where the track field is - can you all maybe chill I just wanna see my nephew hit his drums.’

He and Wally are the ‘Red headed Heathens’ of the school

a term coined by the principal himself

Barry is still trying to get Wally to join track (he is also still failing)

Blows his whistle like a fricking AIRHORN at games

Very big despite only working on his legs ever and also very affectionate so I hope you have a strong spine because he shows his appreciation via hugs

the only teacher with actual freckles

fRECKLES

‘I would give you some cool pep talk Wally but to be honest I have no idea what’s going on just go out and have fun.’

[transssexualheart]

Hey b I know you like asks so answer all 200 because I'm just that nice :^)

FUCK THATS SO MANY 

200: my crush’s name is:as if you all don’t know at this point. it’s sarah

199: i was born in:2002

198: i am really:gay

197: my cellphone company is: i’m so fuckin stupid i’m not sure what the question is asking

196: my eye color is: brown

195: my shoe size is:eight and a half/nine

194: my ring size is:i don’t wear rings

193: my height is:5′5

192: i am allergic to:nothing

191: my first car was:never had a car

190: my first job was:never had a job

189: last book you read:hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy

188: my bed is:small

187: my pet:is a beautiful orange cat named danny and i love her

186: my best friend:is lovely

185: my favorite shampoo is:i don’t care 

184: xbox or ps3:i’ve never played a ps3 so i guess xbox

183: piggy banks are:ok??? why are we trying to start piggy bank discourse

182: in my pockets:are trash

181: on my calendar:i don’t use a calendar

180: marriage is:alright?? i’d get married if my partner wanted to

179: spongebob can:?? exist??

178: my mom:is not very nice

177: the last three songs i bought were?uhhh i havent bought music in a while idk

176: last yt video i watched:for him.

175: how many cousins do you have?fuck dude. so many. i don’t know.

174: do you have any siblings?two, a brother and a sister

173: are your parents divorced?well my parents tried to get divorced but my dad died before it actually got worked out and my mom and my stepdad aren’t married and have never been so

172: are you taller than your mom?i believe so  

171: do you play an instrument?yeah, piano

170: what did you do yesterday?not much, just sat around and then walked in circles around my house for hours and then hung out with my siblings in the yard

[do you believe in]

169: love at first site:no, what if that pretty girl u saw on the street is an asshole?? what if she’s racist and homophobic dude u don’t know her

168: luck:sure

167: fate:yeah i guess

166: yourself:haha no

165: aliens:ya

164: heaven:idk

163: hell:idk

162: god:idk!! 

161: horoscopes:idk they’re fun to look at 

160: soul mates: i’d like to believe in soul mates

159: ghosts:idk

158: gay marriage:gay marriage isn’t a fuckinhg cryptid, yes i believe in it i’m gay and i’m gonna probably get married

157: war:god fuck i don’t know

156: orbs:??????????

155: magic:could be real, might not be, who knows

[this or that]

154: hugs or kisses:kisses

153: drunk or high:never been either so

152: phone or online:phone, can text my friends whom i lov

151: red heads or black haired:black haired i guess

150: blondes or brunettes:someone’s gonna get sad when i answer this but brunettes

149: hot or cold:i don’t know actually

148: summer or winter:summer, it’s better than having seasonal depression added onto my normal depression

147: autumn or spring: spring

146: chocolate or vanilla:vanilla

145: night or day:night

144: oranges or apples:apples

143: curly or straight hair:curly!!!!!!!!!!!!!

142: mcdonalds or burger king:don’t really eat at either but if i had to choose, mcdonalds

141: white chocolate or milk chocolate?white chocolate

140: mac or pc:pc

139: flip flops or high heels:high heels

138: ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:wtf 

137: coke or pepsi:don’t really drink soda

136: hillary or obama:man i don’t know too much about politics all i know is that i’d choose hillary over trump any day

135: buried or cremated:man i’m not sure,, i guess i’d prefer to be cremated Please Rid The World Of My Horrible Body

134: singing or dancing:singing

133: coach or chanel:i have like fifty cents do you think i can afford that shit

132: kat mcphee or taylor hicks:who

131: small town or big city:i love the city, maybe that’s because i live in a small town but i love the city

130: wal mart or target:target

129: ben stiller or adam sandler: idk

128: manicure or pedicure:well i don’t want anyone touching my feet i don’t even like taking my socks off around friends unless i very much trust them

127: east coast or west coast:well i live on the east coast so

126: your birthday or christmas:my bday bc we go on vacation for it bc it’s over the summer

125: chocolate or flowers:flowers

124: disney or six flags:never been to disney so six flags

123: yankees or red sox:sport???

[here’s what i think about]

122: war:didn’t another question p much ask the same thing

121: george bush:idk??

120: gay marriage:p much already been asked bud

119: the presidential election:not my president can’t believe u fuckers let trump win

118: abortion:if someone wants an abortion, they should be able to get it. no one else should have a monopoly over that, not even the father, because their body does not belong to him.

117: myspace:never used it

116: reality tv:eh

115: parents:some are good, mine i am not fans of

114: back stabbers:i don’t think i’ve ever really been backstabbed

113: ebay:it’s ok?

112: facebook:don’t really use it

111: work:don’t have a job

110: my neighbors:i don’t talk to them much but everytime we go near their dogs on the otherside of the fence they call the dogs back or pull them away one of the kids went “haha you can’t touch our dogs” and?? idk why??

109: gas prices:i don’t drive

108: designer clothes:can’t afford them

107: college:haven’t been 

106: sports:Throw Ball

105: my family:my sister is lovely, my brother is really mean, and my parents are also p mean like i don’t realize sometimes until i tell something they said and they’re like “??? that’s really not ok??”

104: the future:hasn’t happened yet how would i know

[last time i]

103: hugged someone:earlier today i hugged my aunt because she’s over for easter

102: last time you ate:just ate a tootsie roll a lil bit ago

101: saw someone i haven’t seen in a while:i guess the only person i haven’t seen very recently is spence and the last time i saw him was a few weeks ago

100: cried in front of someone:long time ago

99: went to a movie theater: went to see beauty and the beast a while back but i don’t remember exactly when that was

98: took a vacation: last summer

97: swam in a pool:last summer at my aunt’s probably 

96: changed a diaper:many years

95: got my nails done:i painted a clear coat on them a lil while back does that count

94: went to a wedding:year or so ago?

93: broke a bone:never broken any bones

92: got a piercing:when i was like five

91: broke the law:idk

90: texted:a few mins ago

[misc]

89: who makes you laugh the most:hahah. u

88: something i will really miss when i leave home is:oh man. all my friends, hubbard hall, the school playground, as much as i wanna leave this town i’ll probably cry leaving it behind

87: the last movie i saw:moana!

86: the thing that i’m looking forward to the most:death

85: the thing i’m not looking forward to:school starting again

83: the most difficult thing to do is:tell someone you’re in love with them

82: i have gotten a speeding ticket:never??

81: my zodiac sign is:leo

80: the first person i talked to today was:probably my mom

79: first time you had a crush:seventh grade

78: the one person u can’t hide anything from:apparently you because u always figure me out

77: last time someone said something you were thinking: yesterday, spence was talking about how his bf had big hands and i said “u know what they say” and i was about to say “big gloves” but he beat me to it

76: right now i am talking to:i’m not talking i’m typing

75: what are you going to do when you grow up:idk

 74: i have/will get a job:i don’t?? know??

73: tomorrow:is easter

72: today:is not easter

71: next summer:??

70: next weekend:idk man??

69: i have these pets:one cat, two fish

68: the worst sound in the world:chEWING

67: the person that makes me cry the most is:haha

66: people that make you happy:my friends

65: last time i cried:about a month ago

64: my friends are:the best!!!

63: my computer is:alright

62: my school:is the fucking worse

61: my car:is non existent

60: i lose all respect for people who:support trump

59: the movie i cried at was:i cried over the shitty mario movie when i was seven

58: your hair color is: dark brown

57: tv shows you watch:i don’t really watch tv

56: fav website:i dont kno

55: your dream vacation:to go to the beach with friends

54: the worst pain i was ever in was:emotional

53: how do you like your steak cooked:well not burnt

52: my room is:alright

51: my fav celebrity is:does dan avidan count? he still holds a special place in my heart

50: where would you like to be:my answers for these kinds of qs are always so gay 

49: do you want children:used to not want them, but i guess depending on the person i’d have them with i MIGHT

48: ever been in love:ya

47: who’s your best friend:asdgkjgf

46: more guy friends or more girl friends:many of us are nb

45: one thing that makes you feel great is:being loved

44: one person you wish you could see right now:u know, u all know who

43: do you have a five year plan:???????

42: have you made a list of the things to do before u die:1. kiss a girlthat’s it

41: have you prenamed your children:no

40: last person i got mad at:probably my brother

39: i would like to move to:nyc

38: i wish i was a professional:animator

[my favs]

37: candy:sweedish fish and jolly ranchers

36: vehicle:idk

35: president:i only remember obama

34: state visited:idk

33: cellphone provider:also idk

32: athlete:don’t pay attention to sports

31: actor:i don’t freakin know

30: actress:well,

29: singer:wELL,,

28: band:not sure

27: clothing store:idk

26: grocery store:hannaford??

25: tv show:no idea

24: movie:so many good movies

23: website:i think this was already asked??

22: animal:not sure

21: theme park:only ever been to like one

20: holiday:xmas

19: sport to watch:uhh i guess soccer?? i’ll actually understand whats happening so

18: sport to play:also soccer

17: magazine:don’t read them

16: book:carry on

15: day of the week:saturday

14: beach:no specific one i just like the beach

13: concert attended:only ever been to one, it was a top concert

12: thing to cook:grilled cheese

11: food:not sure

10: restaurant:idk

9: radio station:don’t really listen to the radio

8: yankee candle scent:??? idk???

7: perfume:don’t really wear it

6: flower:roses or tiger lillies

5: color:blue

4: talk show host:i don’t know??

3: comedian:bo burnham

2: dog breed:shiba inu

1: did you answer all of these truthfully?ya

i didn’t move the whole time i answered all 200 help me

[chippedfolks]

Happiness is always limited

A month ago I was so happy, May 21-31st

Meeting his family and seeing his birth place and country was all i could ever dream of, but it was even better. I love them, i love Portugal i want to live there in the future. I want to learn the language meet all his friends, i want to be with him. But that’s all gone now, he broke up with me. It hurts right now to think of another making him happy the way I used too, but either way I still want him to be happy even if I’m forever never his. Let me tell you about my side of the break-up, like the day it happened 2 days ago on the 29th of june at 5pm middle eastern time. So he went over to his friends beach house, for 3 days or so and before that he we to get a massage with fatima and his whole fam went as well. Usually when he goes on trips i understand we are going to be talking less and i just say have fun baby, and i give him space to chill with his friends. So he texted saying he reached his friends place and i was like cool. A few hours pasted by and I was in my room just chilling and my mother asked me to drive her to the grocery store, i was like sure i got nothing else to do. But when i was about to leave the house i got a text from him randomly saying hey can we talk, yo i was so fucking happy he wanted to talk to me. He never talks on the phone with me when he’s out with his friends. In my mind i thought he wanted me to talk and say hi/meet joao maria i was so fucking happy. But i texted him back saying that i gotta drive my mother to the shopping mall, and he was like when are you coming back. I was like not that long, yo i am not lying to you but i was rushing my mum in the grocery store she got so mad she was like calm down why do you want to go home so quickly. If i only knew my bf was breaking up with me i would have taken my god damn time. Prolly wouldn’t have picked up his call haha. Anyway stupid me rushed home, was soo happy like i had the biggest smile on my face ran to my room texted i’m home and he was like can i call yah and i was like yes.  So i picked up the phone and was like hiiiiiiiiiii baby what’s up? :D And he said i need to talk to you, my heads been hurting for the past few days because i have been thinking and i think we should break up. I talked to my family and fatima about it and i think it’s best because i am going to start working and i want to save that money and travel with it not only go to London. And he just went on and on and on (talked for a bit longer). I zoned the fuck out, real quick can’t remember what else he said after i heard break up. I never expected him to do it, ever man. I knew he was feeling disinterested in our relationship i could feel it for a while, but break up like really break up i never imagined it actually happening b/c i truly believe you could make it through anything. Like to fucking to think i was so happy mins before he called. Stupid me kept telling him to drink hot water with lemon and honey and to get rest because i thought his head hurting for days was just a headache, not because of me. Like i put him thorough that pain, i was shaking and tears were falling down my fast. I was having a panic attack and i just didn’t know what to say or do. I mean i wish he had the balls to break up with me on Skype and give me more than 30 mins to process it, i deserved more than a 30 mins phone call to end a relationship with a man i still love you know. He did that because it was easier for him, he didn’t once think i i’d feel about it. Like the shit i was going through, he just thought about himself which is ok it’s human nature to do that. Like i seriously do love him man way more than he loves me, there’s always one person in a relationship who does. Why do i love so fucking much, i sacrificed everything for him (i still would, i got no regrets) and i was a damn good ass gf the best! But anyway i ended the conversation because i couldn’t do it anymore, i was in shock. I went to the bathroom and just lay of the floor and cried so much. I have no one, no friends in the country everyone left i’m alone. I’m alone. I can’t even get drunk and forget about it. But that was sure as hell what he did, got pissed take drunk and then texted me the next day like nothing happened. Like he doesn’t know that while he was out partying and drinking his feelings away, i laying on the floor the whole day and night and didn’t move. Just the idea of him with another girl, fuck it. Anyway now you know right. The funny thing is two days before he broke up with me, i sent him an amazing voice note. I didn’t even speak to him on his birthday he didn’t have time to speak to me at all. But i stayed up until midnight (2am doha time i was so tired you know) to be the first one to say happy birthday and i post a pic of us on insta got 73 likes ayee. Like i know i wasn’t there in person and i would have done anything to be there trust me i cared so deeply about you. I love you you fool, yeah we broke up but i can’t erase my feelings for you. On the 28th was the last time i heard you say i love you too babe. If i only knew that was the last time i had you as mine. I would have cherished every moment of it.  I pictured my whole life with a person, but a 30 min phone call just erases all dreams of it ever existing. I still 1000% would love if we did or still end up together, but idk that is like next level dreaming. There are girls out there that are way better than me an every aspects. So I never want to be the one holding him back. For instance in finding another female with beauty, intelligence, funnier than me, got bigger boobs and nicer ass and skinner, chill lives, chill family, no religion. Money, culture, religion. All want someone to love me as hard and as much as i love them. I want to be a priority in someone’s life, and have fun and be happy. I wish the same to you. Also i hate being your buddy/pal/mate urgg so awks.

I don’t even believe in love anymore, love hurts and it’s hard.

Now, I don’t care where my future takes me. I’m not gonna fight anything, I just don’t care anymore. the universe will take its course. Everyone always says first love is always the hardest, I guess it’s coz people learn to love less after i know i will. 

[socalum]

OK so here’s my update on Boy, a lot of stuff happened since i said i would update on friday so this is gonna be massive and juicy as hell, shit literally hit the fan yesterday 

so on thursday, i went out for volleyball and he told me to meet at the restaurant where we work at 9pm so me and my friend got there at 9. he was late af. and i asked him when he was planning on coming and he said he would be there soon and he shows up w the girl he was seeing. i can’t say i was surprised because i knew it would happen but it was still :/ anyways, so on the way to the volleyball place, i spill everything that’s been happening to my friend and she told me she was in the same position as i was a few months ago and i was honestly so shook but i had a different outlook on things now because he was literally doing the same thing to her as he was doing to me. 

so when we get to the vball place, it was so awkward and i couldnt even look at Boy properly i felt so weird. so we started playing and me, my friend, and Boy were all on the same team and Boy was hella flirting and being all touchy, and the girl he was seeing apparently didn’t look happy and i sort of backed off because i really like her and she’s too nice for this. 

side note, fake love by drake came on and my friend looked at me and was like “this is a good song right? ;)” and i couldn’t stop laughing. 

so we went to a restaurant afterwards and me and my friend got in on one side and the girl he was seeing got in on the other side and left room for Boy to sit next to her, but he came and sat next to (really close to btw) a different girl (context: this girl is super duper pretty and she just broke up w her bf, so naturally Boy is trying to wheel that lmao) and girl he was seeing (let’s call her Jill, even tho thats not her name) was like “oh, ok” but yeah Boy and other girl were laughing and flirting the whole time we were there

i was pissed, but not pissed that he was flirting with someone else bc i knew he was and i have no right to be pissed about something like that because i was doing this same thing when he was seeing jill. i was more pissed that he was being so blatant about it. like there was no subtlety. so i told my friend i wanted to leave and we left, but they were still sitting hella close together. BUT im not gonna lie and say i wasn’t jealous bc i was, just a lil bit. 

on friday, Boy was texting me and asking me when we were gonna hang out (read: hook up) and i just felt super uncomfortable about the whole situation so i was kind of dodging that question and changing the subject. i guess the best way to put it is that i really really really like talking to him, but i just felt uncomfy about the situation he put me in so i was confused and conflicted. i had kind of made plans with him on saturday night so i told myself i would talk to him about it on saturday night and just spill everything i was feeling. 

on friday night, i was going out to a pub and another friend (lets call her C) who also works with me was going, and she had some experience with Boy so i thought i would tell her everything. anyways, she was being kinda judge-y (which i found so fucking rich bc while she was seeing Boy, she was still banging her ex so) but she ended up confirming that Boy was wheeling the girl he was sitting next to on thursday night, which didnt surprise me. we were kinda on and off talking about it the whole night, and i was in a really vulnerable place because i was so confused about my feelings on this whole thing and i basically laid out everything i was feeling to her. 

i invited Boy to come out but he said no, and i was like ok dude whatever thats your loss, but around midnight when coworkers started showing up at the pub, jill was there. and i was like alright, she doesn’t even really know the birthday girl because birthday girl (aka a close friend of mine) quit right after she started, but the MORE THE MERRIER I GUESS anyways, i got super fuckin turnt like i was drunk off my ass and it was amazingly fun. so close to the end of the night, i got in a table beside jill and asked her how her night was going and she told me she gave her number to the bartender and i was like oh. but i didn’t really say anything about it. when we were leaving, she was on her phone at coatcheck and she seemed MAD like really upset i think because whoever she was calling wasn’t answering the phone. someone mentioned it and it turns out she was calling Boy who told her at one point that he would pick her up from the pub and go back to his place. 

he never ended up answering so she shared a cab with us to go home and she was talking about how mad she was at him and how he committed to picking her up and he broke that, but she also mentioned something about him flirting with other girls and how she deserved better and my drunken mind was like OH SHIT but i kept my mouth shut. so anyway, Boy ended up calling her back but like, they were almost fighting over the phone idk i guess they made plans to meet up somewhere by where her car was parked and when she hung up, she was like “oh he’s gonna get an earful tonight” but i was too drunk and i got dropped off and i literally passed out as soon as i got into bed, and i really couldn’t bring myself to care about Boy at all because i had such a great night. 

so saturday rolls along, and i wake up feeling so good. like im in the best mood i have been in a while. but of course, since my work can suck balls sometimes, that good mood was ruined so quickly on in the night. first of all people were being assholes and it was super busy, but shit l i t e r a l l y hit the fan. so C and Boy were arguing and when C stormed off (partially bc she was mad and partially bc she had tables to serve) i asked Boy what that was all about. he wasn’t really mad, but he came up close to me and was like “actually, you got me in trouble too, bc you talked to C and C talked to Jill” and it was like steam actually shot out of my ears i was FURIOUS i was literally the most angry i had ever been in my life, but it was too busy for me to confront her about it

so i was trying to avoid Boy, and i think near the end of the night when he actually had time to notice that i had been avoiding him, i think he knew i felt awkward so he tried to make convo and stuff. but yeah, when it finally died down, C was standing off to the side so i flat out asked her why she told Jill when i asked her not to. she said that she thought it was in Jill’s best interest to say something to her and also she didn’t want me getting hurt. i was so angry because i trusted her and she literally told the one person i needed her not to tell just 5 hours later. she told Jill about me and the other girl, which is super annoying. it was none of her fucking business and not in her place to get involved at all. she took a situation that was admittedly bad, but SMALL, and turned it into something much larger than it needed to be. 

so yeah, i kinda had plans with Boy last night, but i needed to talk to a friend so i asked if she wanted to go for dinner and while we were making plans, Boy comes up and is like “oh you’re going for dinner” while kinda side-eyeing me and my friend turned to me and was like “is ____ allowed to come?” and i was like yeah sure because i was gonna talk to my friend about the situation and he’s literally involved so i wouldn’t be telling my friend anything he didn’t already know

and then the other girl he was talking to ended up coming as well which was fucking hilarious to me i was like dang why don’t we just invite Jill too and really make it a party. what was really funny though was that we were all talking about being mad at C but not really going into why we were mad but we all knew and it was the weirdest few hours of my life

but jill messaged me this morning a long paragraph and we talked things out and basically she’s not mad at me and she just wants the whole thing to be over, which i’m relieved about because i do too. like this is the first time im involved in a work drama situation and its really weird and i dont like it but luckily nobody knows except for the people who were involved which im happy about. 

so yeah. that was my weekend. idk if things with Boy are like... Over but i guess i’ll update if need be. 

i really don’t know how i feel about all of this, on one hand im relieved everything is out in the open but on the other hand i feel like it opened a can of worms that i really didnt want to see, you know? anyways yeah, thats pretty much it.