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#barney brie beier#my stuff#he glows red!!!! noone knows why not even me#current theories are radiation (but hes immune to uranium ore specifically)#eating off peoples abandoned plates & drinking stale open sodas in black mesa (not osha approved)#and he was j born like that#hes also a little warmer than usual#(i have a joke kinda where i raise the degrees every time i mention his temperature. it started at 138 F and is now at like 5 thousand????)#love him lots i talk a lot on my twitter but i dont wanna unprivate#uhhhmm twitter scares me
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thought of the day, aventurine who cannot stand coworker!reader in front of others but, is actually leading the [ aventurine x reader ] ship group in secret.
#one day you find that you're being shipped with your insufferable colleague who hates you and apparently it's a big thing in the#multiverse-net#and the account leading the ship seems to know *every* interaction in suspicious details#but you cannot for the life of you find out who is behind the screen#aventurine pays people to make multiple accounts just to increase views of those post#if he was born in a different universe where technology is behind he'd be playing with dolls that look like you instead /j#aventurine brainrot#aventurine x reader#yandere aventurine#yandere aventurine x reader#aventurine x you#honkai star rail x reader#yandere honkai star rail#yandere hsr#hsr x reader#edit: you can check the reblogs for more thoughts!
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Tobirama, some time after Hashirama's death: What do you mean I have to be the inspiring one now. That's not- I mean. Fuck.
#senju tobirama#naruto founders#naruto#hashirama senju#konoha#Tobirama: I'll be in my lab. Working on Unspecified and Completely Ethical Jutsu#It's NOT the reanimation jutsu I know he banned it this one is. It's the Living Dead jutsu.#Which I am declaring not forbidden but only for me#Hashirama Returning: Tobirama you've got this#it's your time. I can't just be Hokage forever#Tobirama: not forever just until I die or you find a different successor#He's being pulled by the ankles out of his lab and he's Not Happy#He yearns for the labs#Thus the shadow clone jutsu was born /j#He pops in front of an advisor and there's an uproar over the fact he sent a clone to do his Hokage duties#bc he wants to Make Trinkets (Weapons and jutsu)#Ik he was involved during Hashiramas time as hokage but#I feel like he was there for the Big Meetings and a lot in the beginning until Hashirama was a bit more confident in it#Then he crawled hermit crab style back to his lab to thrive on curiosity and pissiness alone
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love love love still born au, I want to be your parent but I can’t parent the way you need Vlad and Bruce, Danny is the broken mirror for Damian Bruce and Vlad the RESONANCE bitesyoubitesyoubitesyoubitesyoubitesyou
ow ow owowowowOW IMMA BITE YOU BACK (affectionate) WATCH OUT. And aaaa i'm so glad you like the still born au!! Danny really is going thru it <\3 and you understood the dynamic I'm going for for Vlad and Danny perfectly raaaaah. And for Bruce too!! I'm not still not sure who discovers who first but the pure angst of Danny finding out first and due to his own poor self-esteem and negative experiences jumping to the conclusion that Bruce replaced him is extremely tempting. And even then, Bruce is so emotionally constipated that even his best efforts might just not be what someone like Danny -- who desperately wants to feel wanted -- needs.
and HHHHHh "he's a broken mirror for Damian, Bruce, and Vlad" YEAH. YEAH. Danyal's been a ghost since he was born and Talia told Bruce he was stillborn, that boy is haunting EVERYONE. He's bruce's unaware failure, Damian's 'could've been', and Vlad's mirror. This poor boy, someone needs to burrito him in a blanket and let him sob on their shoulder </33
the worst (best) dynamic imo here is danny and vlad's in the sense that they do earnestly want to be each other's family but their morals are diametrically opposed and so it cant work unless one of them changes. they're playing tug-o-war with the other's beliefs but can't seem to get the other to cross that line.
i am so mentally ill about these two in this au.
#stillborn? no still born au#stillborn danny#danny fenton is not the ghost king#danyal al ghul#danyal al ghul au#starry asks#you know that joke where batman lets all his kids be vigilantes to prevent them from becoming supervillains?? yeah. this is basically that#joke. except danny's not a supervillain but goddamn is the threat THERE. batman took his eyes off his kid (unknowingly) for *checks watch*#14 years. and now look! a supervillain is trying to adopt him! and means it!#meanwhile the flash is sneaking in to steal danny while bruce and vlad are at each other's throats-- /j /j#flash being danny's favorite superhero came out of nowhere in this au. it hit me like the lighting bolt that hit barry allen#danny's biggest beef with vlad is that he keeps trying to kill jack fenton and danny does earnestly like Jack and so refuses to let him#like yeah vlad's prolly done some other shady stuff too that danny's not too big a fan of but the MURDER. the murder is what ticks him off#thats the big kahuna. thats the thing that's getting in the way and unfortunately its the one thing vlad wont budge on either#watch me make another incorrect quotes post thats ONLY about vlad and danny in this au
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mfs do anything but finish their wips . like startign another, for example
#trigun sky au. because i can.#light-guide (mainly) vash . usually assumed to be either isle or valley born. witnessed the fall#realm-guide wolfwood . isle born. very fond of moths/sparrows#vault scribes(?) meryl and milly . both vault born but people sometimes assume milly to be of prairie. they document spirit tradition-#slash seasons slash events idk anyting to do w preservation im thinking#knives and vash are light twins...#eden-guide knives... people assume hes vault born or somethinf. also witnessed the fall and is not very fond of spirits#hes a huge fucking fan of both creatures of light and darkness though#slander a dark dragon near him he will jump you . slash jay. . slash not j#angry at the whole industrialization thing that turned forest to what it is#see the fun thing about taking a game that doesnt have very very deep lore sans concept art (WHIHCH IM STILL SO FUCKING SAD ABT. ITS SO???)#is that you can just throw whatever at it to your liking#FOR EXAMPLE. SHARD RAINS? THAT WAS PART OF MY SKY UNIVERSE WAY BEFORE SHATTERING . THAT WAS WHAT CAUSSED THE FALL PARTIALLY SHFJHFHG#anyways s more or less implied that there was some form of mineral extraction in forest#and the rain there has literally no reason to drain your light . waters fine and everythnig. so something happened#and the trees looking so dead etc presence of crabs and gloomy skies in contrast to the brighter ones of previous areas#vash and knives occasionally do eden guiding together#iuhhhhhdk . i think wolfwood would but specifically for skykids who are going through their first run#milly and meryl at the season of remembrance..#meryl fond of valley races in secret milly big fan of tournaments they both ice skate at the dreams village and visit performance theater#because i SAY SO#brad luida home. vault born mostly vault dwellers see season of remembrance. uh idk big on trying to understand and improve technology#and contraptions left behind by spirits#“wow mr vash mr knives . you both sure do know the ins and outs of the realms!” and they both give eachother looks like WE WERE THERE WHEN#THE KINGDOM IN THE SKY FELL#rems a spirit beeteedubs .#twins thought they were the first skykids. stage whisper tesla#mhhhhhh vash loses his arm to a shard....#think. the plant trio all have like... a higher concentration of light than even creatures of light themselves#gate equivalent ig?
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I'm getting my don on (Bonus baby topher!!!!!!)
#I love divorced single dad don#also trans dad don#the second I get my hands on a character I like I hit them full blast with my transgender beams#It's a habit I never intend on fixing#topher looks so goofy with those big ol eyes#and his lil hair poof#he was born with it guys just trust me /j#I love drawing my faves looking tired and disheveled#it's so fun#the most cringefail dad ever but he's doing his best and I wanna smooch him#the don brainrot is setting in and I can't be saved#total drama#td don#td topher#my art
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I decided to remake a shitpost art because I didn't like how lazy it looked, so here have the two emo Alternates again but in Shadow and Mephiles onsies.
(They hate it)
#my art#tmc#oc#oc art#the mandela catalogue#tmc oc#doodle#shitpost#adam murray#sonic the hedgehog#sth#shadow the hedgehog#shadow#Mephiles The Dark#crossover#emos#they pissing in a hot topic with this one!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥/JJJJ#they.. live in hot topic..#it is canon now#when Adam was made by Six he was born in a Hot Topic. Explains his emo additude/j#He secretly likes wearing this onsie and even sleeps in it.
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"You'll come back," Manon said.
It sounded like more of a threat than anything
Dorian smirked. "Would you miss me if I didn't?"
Manon didn't reply. He didn't know why he expected her to.
He'd taken all of a step, when Asterin clasped his shoulder. "In and out, quick as you can," she warned him. "Take care of Narene." Worry indeed shone in the Second's gold-flecked black eyes. Dorian bowed his head. "With my life," he promised as he approached her mount and grasped the dangling reins. He didn't fail to miss the gratitude that softened Asterin's features. Or that Manon had already turned away from him.
A fool to start down this path with her. He should have known better.
The hours that passed were some of the longest of Manon's existence.
From anticipation, she told herself. Of what she had to do.
Abraxos, unsurprisingly, found them within an hour, his reins sliced from the struggle he'd no doubt waged and won with Sorrel. He waited, however, beside Manon in silence, wholly focused upon the gate where Dorian and Narene had vanished.
Time dripped by. The king's sword was constant weight at her side. She cursed herself for needing to prove-to him, to herself-that she refused to let him go into Morath for practical, ordinary reasons. Erawan wasn't at the Ferian Gap. It'd be safer. Somewhat. But if the Matrons were there … That was why he'd gone. To learn if they were. To see if Petrah truly commanded the host there, and how many Ironteeth were present. He had not been trained as a spy, but he'd grown up in a court where people wielded smiles and clothes like weapons. He knew how to blend in, how to listen. How to make people see what they wished to see. She'd sent Elide into the dungeons of Morath, Darkness damn her. Sending the King of Adarlan into the Ferian Gap was no different.
It didn't stop her breath from escaping when Abraxos stiffened, scanning the sky. As if he heard something they couldn't.
And it was the joy that sparked in her mount's eyes that told her.
Moments later, Narene sailed toward them, making a lazy path over the mountains, a dark-haired, pale-skinned rider atop her. He'd truly been able to change parts of himself. Had made his face nearly unrecognizable. And kept it that way.
Asterin rushed toward the mare, and even Manon blinked as her Second threw her arms around Narene's neck. Holding her tight. The mare only leaned her head against Asterin's back and huffed.
Manon hadn't dwelled long on what she'd say.
And as the three hundred Ironteeth witches filed into the hall, some coming off their patrols, Manon half wondered if she should have. They watched her, watched the Thirteen, with a wary disdain.
Their disgraced Wing Leader; their fallen Heir.
When all were gathered, Petrah, still standing in the doorway where she'd appeared, merely said, "My life debt for an audience, Blackbeak."
Manon swallowed, her tongue as dry as paper. Seated atop Abraxos, she could see every shifting movement in the crowd, the wide eyes or hands gripping swords.
"I will not tell you the particulars of who I am," Manon said at last. "For I think you have already heard them."
"Crochan bitch," someone spat.
Manon set her eyes on the Blackbeaks, stone-faced where the others bristled with hatred. It was for them she spoke, for them she had come here.
jacket, then hoisting up her white shirt. Rising in the stirrups to bare her scarred, brutalized abdomen. "She does not lie."
UNCLEAN
There, the word remained stamped. Would always be stamped.
"How many of you," Asterin called out, "have been similarly branded? By your Matron, by your coven leader? How many of you have had your stillborn witchlings burned before you might hold them?"
The silence that fell now was different from before. Shaking shuddering.
Manon glanced at the Thirteen to find tears in Ghislaine's eyes as she took in the brand on Asterin's womb. Tears in the eyes of all of them, who had not known. And it was for those tears, which Manon had never seen, that she faced the host again.
"You will be killed in this war, or after it. And you will never see our homeland again."
"What is it that you want, Blackbeak?" Petrah asked from the archway.
"Ride with us," Manon breathed. "Fly with us.
Against Morath. Against the people who would keep you from your homeland, your future." Murmuring broke out again. Manon pushed ahead, "An Ironteeth-Crochan alliance. Perhaps one to break our curse at last."
Again, that shuddering silence. Like a storm about to break Asterin sat back in the saddle, but kept her shirt open.
"The choice of how our people's future shall be shaped is yours," Manon told each of the witches assembled, all the Blackbeaks who might fly to war and never return. "But I will tell you this." Her hands shook, and she fisted them on her thighs. "There is a better world out there. And I have seen it."
Even the Thirteen looked toward her now.
"I have seen witch and human and Fae dwell together in peace. And it is not weakness to do so, but a strength. I have met kings and queens whose love for their kingdoms, their peoples, is so great that the self is secondary. Whose love for their people is so strong that even in the face of unthinkable odds, they do the impossible."
Manon lifted her chin. "You are my people. Whether my grandmother decrees it so or not, you are my people, and always will be. But I will fly against you, if need be, to ensure that there is a future for those who cannot fight for it themselves. Too long have we preyed on the weak, relished doing so. It is time that we became better than our foremothers." The words she had given the Thirteen months ago. "There is a better world out there," she said again. "And I will fight for it." She turned Abraxos away, toward the plunge behind them. "Will you?"
Manon nodded to Petrah. Eyes bright, the Heir only nodded back. They would be permitted to leave as they had arrived: unharmed.
So Manon nudged Abraxos, and he leaped into the sky, the Thirteen following suit.
Not a child of war. But of peace.
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It’s necessary that characters in mecha shows have stupid names. It keeps us humble.
#alex.txt#if pizza from gaogaigar (and the mech itself honestly) had any other name#it would be so easy to forget that what I’m obsessing over#is a show for children. for babies. from a decade before I was born.#j dramatically shouts about the sky and how it means freedom and i’m just oh… this is beautiful#then he’s like. i cast aside the name pizza#and I’m like right.
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YOU HAVE LOOPJUICE'S EAR SCAR!?
Im a tiny bit concerned
Yeah, I do, haha! Although not as deep as his, obviously, and caused by somewhat different incidents. And I don’t have the cool pointy ears, just plain ol’ hearing loss.
Yeahhhh, I had to get inspiration for LoopJuice’s Juno and Beetlejuice’s mommy issues from somewhere, didn’t I?
#blue babbles#loopjuice#heyyy thank you mom for being my own personal Juno /j obviously#i have also been hit by cars like him! im just better at it. he’s only been hit by 2 of them#and i have frostbite damage to my ears and fingers from similarly being a doofus#as someone born in the south i was not prepared for a Midwest winter and walked 2 miles in 10 degree weather lol
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just found some oldass ofmd art of stede and ed as classic mlp ponies and disclaimer that i've only seen a handful of mlp episodes like a million years ago but i was struck with the sudden thought that ed's cutie mark would be the red silk he got from his mom but he would cover it up with a drawing of the kraken
#ofmd#our flag means death#edward teach#edward teach born on a beach#txt#mine#og#j#mlp#idk if they have tattoos in mlp so idk if he tattoos the kraken over it or if he just like. draws it on.#my knowledge of mlp worldbuilding is very limited lol sorry
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Speaking of Shiina parents, do you think they'd have another kid? Like they come home one day and now Niki's a big bro
ill admit its not something ive thought about, ill say no because the thought of them having their own little family while they left niki alone depresses me shskdhsksg
it also reminds me of a character from like fire force i think where a kids parents go into debt so they make up that they’re going off to save the world and ditch their son….but then it turns out they were just in hiding and had like 3 other kids while this character thought they were off fighting evil and idolized them for it AND IDK IT JUST MAKES ME SAD? L
niki would probably laugh it off and be an amazing big brother but man it’s one of those moments where hes probably thinking oh i was a bother so that’s why they left me and had another son… :(
#mimthinks#sorry to anyone who’s reading or watching fire force i didn’t mention names jic GSKSHSJ#like there’s this one wonderful fic currently being updated where hiiros like 4 and was born w the express purpose of replacing rinne#and while to rinne this would be a hindrance because the thought of his folks doing what they did to him to a Child breaks his heart#bc everything rinne went thru to assume the role of a chief was smth he doesn’t view fondly with Niki this scenario would be like…#he didn’t have that upbringing#to him his parents left one day and he chose to not come with and that seriously altered their relationship#So his own condition aside the choice wouldve rly left him feeling like they were trying to look for a replacement..#his thought process would lead him to oh im not/j wasn’t good enough nahaha#which again bc It’s Niki he wouldn’t ever rly address? too much thinking
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My friend and I went to see Saltburn and went in completely blind (typically we read the whole storyline prior to going). We were not expecting all of that. We agreed that Choices™️ were made that we wouldn’t have made ourselves, haha.
So interested to hear your thoughts if you want to share 🩷
Oh gosh, yeah, haha, I feel like going in blind must've been a bit of a shock.
I kinda knew what to expect because a friend of mine had already told me it was 'if Talented Mr Ripley was dumb' and I'd seen a bit of the press for it so was expecting certain scenes, and look - - I was just commenting to @nakedmonkey, but I do think the worst crime a movie can commit is to be boring, and I don't think it was boring, so it had that going for it at the very least, haha.
Some of the performances were fun (Rosamund Pike in particular is always great), but overall, I just think it was just a really shallow film that was less interested in character arcs or relationships than it was in shock value. It flirted with these rich themes of class and race, power, attraction and intimacy, control and freedom, and it just chose the cheap shot every time. It was more interested in making the audience gasp or cringe than it was in actually having the characters evolve or devolve in a way that - - y'know, told a compelling story, and any shift in a dynamic was handled so limply that it had no real emotional impact.
I don't know. I still had enough fun watching it (my cinema was packed and the audience skewed pretty young, and their response was hilarious), but I just ultimately don't think it had as much to say as it pretended it did.
#the cousin being biracial and born of scandal and trying to get back in was particularly weakly handled tbh#you could tell ef just wasn't particularly interested in exploring the nuances of the different dynamics#also to pretend j*cob el*rdi has an ounce of the beauty talent and charisma as 1999 jude law...#honestly too it confirmed for me i don't love linus sandgen as a dop/cinematographer either#i find his style as lacking here as i did on la la land and american hustle#and i think the only time he's visually interesting or meaningful is when he's imitating other cinematographers#which is wild because i feel like this should've and could've been visually sumptuous and layered#and yet...#of course a part of that is ef's direction too#film asks#definitely low on my 2023 movie list#not the lowest though haha
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Writing modern day Rosie and making him an absolute menace because I think it’d be funny
#mild mannered small town lawyer by day. absolute menace at the local dive bar by night#he makes his friends do jaeger bombs or chug a vodka redbull when he pulls up and feels like things are far too chill#and then plays nonstop queen Bowie on the jukebox#because by modern I mean early 2000s and I Know a Rosie who was born in the 70s would’ve lived and breathed Freddie Mercury#anyways….#what do you think his bar walk up song would be#rn I’m inclined to say ‘tear it up’#the mental image of him walking into a bar while Freddie yells ‘are you ready?!’ like 😙👌🏻#also idk if anyone else do this but when my best friend beats me to the bar she’ll queue up ‘famous last words’ on the touchtunes#so it plays as I arrive and j recommend everyone get a walk up bar song#Kelly writes
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you know if you guys voted for stretch armstrong i probably would have shut up a lot sooner tonight
#so really this is all your fault /lh /j#i love thinking about h2o tho so im happy#VERY FUCKING TIRED THO WISH I COULD SLEEP#i think my brain is kicking into overdrive after being filled with cotton the past 3 days which. hey im glad ur back bud#CAN YOU SHUT UP NOW I NEED REST#i was just thinking because im probably not posting that essay i will summarize here (i saw#that privating it made it lose like 4 recently edited paragraphs and i don't want to type all that out again my memory isn't good enough)#it just boiled down to the pods basically making a self fulfilling prophecy by orphaning their sons and making them increasingly#desperate for connections to other people like them which is why i think erik behaves the way he does esp when ondina is around#like i am not excusing his actions in the slightest dont get me wrong here he really fucked up BUT#his last conversation with ondina before he goes to the chamber kind of sold that idea to me#how he scoffs at her saying rita says it's dangerous because she's 'old school' and of COURSE old school mermaids think all mermen are evil#and then starts adding on how he wants to do this for HER and get her home back for her by controlling it#like a bit of an add-on at the end to try and convince her#i think what he really wants is to be hailed as a hero. you know. validation and acceptance from the ppl who originally abandoned him#the OGs who made him feel like an outsider. the ppl who ripped everything away from him just bc of the way he was born (which is prob why#when he's trying to convince zac to help him he keeps bringing up their ancestors bc that's what unifies them)#i don't think he's an evil dude per se i think he thought stealing the trident stone from rita's grotto would be small peanuts in the past#once he finally got the pod to come home bc he genuinely (mistakenly) believed he COULD control the power of the chamber#i also think that's why the camera keeps focusing on his face when he's watching the others panic over#zac's sacrifice and i think he is feeling jealousy bc they are paying attention to him and not Erik#like that's not the face of someone who deeply regrets what they just did. my guy is just sitting there like 'that should be me rn'#i think that is why he also sounds so desperate to make things right with ondina afterwards. iirc he's just like 'wait no we can start ove#RIGHT?' and she's like 'uhhhh... no??????' (valid). my dude is lonely as fuck and he finally found a group of ppl like him and he messed up#big time just trying to get their attention and affection bc he couldn't just be normal abt it he had to go big or go home#like i kind of feel bad for him in a way#but i feel bad for everyone#i felt bad for denman the other day! that's how bad this is getting!!#i mean come on imagine making the scientific discovery of a LIFETIME only for all that shit to happen in a row#especially after you get your comeback. they just go right back to fucking you over again
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old men. You Agree.
#'old' they're middle aged they are not old#now if you want an OLD old man. look at eddie noah n isaac after all the kids are freed#edgar's like... in his 70s by the time he dies i think?#i can't remember if we decided he lives a long ass time or croaks fast but i think it might have been the latter maybe#as in his body finally gives up after he's finished with helping his bbs#but yeah if he were alive today he would be 81 (born in 1942)#THAT is an old-ass man.#i think at most he lives to the early 2010s bc jack dies in 1990 and he isn't able to help the kids move on until then#or he could totally still be alive who knows.#is he still attractive now. do you want saggy old man kisses /j
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