#and he should be

[appri-dot]

Question, if you wanted to give Paul a kiss, which mouth is most appropriate?

Probably the one on the "box" because the one in his eyehole is hidden for a reason

[twospiritstooprideful]

he just needs space he isn't abandoning me he isn't leaving me he isn't abandoning me he isn't abandoning me he isn't abandoning me isn't

[anotherdescentintomadness]

Cosmic King Xiao Zhan

Inspired by his NARS live and his recent spacey L’Oréal ads. Want a print?

[pixlerelish]

Girls!

[tryckthebard]

@accultant asked

"Is there a reason you keep batting your eyelashes at me? I can think of plenty of other matters that you could spare some attention towards. Take Puck, for example, seeing as he's currently sneaking up behind you-" He is not. Iago simply thinks they should also be allowed a little fun since everyone else is in on the bit ( it is just joke, right? ). Also, if Puck really were about to slit Tryck's throat ( Good Thing This Is All Just A Joke, Right? ), it could do Tryck some good to at least have his reflexes tested.

The look on Tryck's face. He nearly has a heart attack as he whips around with an utterly terrified expression, not sure if he's ready to run or just accept his fate and die mercilessly in front of the oddball he's developed a rather large sweetheart for.

Arms and shoulders that were tensed and held up in some sort of defensive position, as if it would do any good to protect his face from being bitten off, immediately relax, hand clapped to his side. A sigh of utter relief escapes his lungs. When he turns back around to look at Iago, there's a little bit of a frown on his features.

"That's... not very funny." Tryck pouts. It was funny, actually, he's just not used to being the butt of the joke most times. Can he honestly say he wouldn't have done the same to someone in the position he's in? Of course he can appreciate the humor of it all, when he's not fearing for his blue skin.

"Has anyone ever told you that you have a very overprotective brother? He wants to eat me just because I wish to spend more quality time with you."

[ashtonisvibing]

the funniest thing with mumbo jumbo fanart is how many artists draw him with redstone somewhere on him and then quickly clarify that IT'S NOT BLOOD IT'S REDSTONE I SWEAR

like either the redstone just looks too much like blood, or yeah he WOULD be covered in blood but he isn't this time, this is a different red substance!

it's probably funny to only me and i hope it never stops

[te001e]

my brother and i were talking about the new chapter and we realized this might be one of the first times we've seen denji mad. like he fought devils before with glee or maybe frustration, and when fighting makima and aki there was always a more sorrowful feeling to it. the look on denji's face, as he's reaching for the rip chord... he's enraged.

[f1zoom-froom]

Fernando on Lance's efforts through the race weekend:

"He's my hero"

[ladylaufeyson1]

Can’t believe I still have any hope at this point, but in a recent interview with Josh Horowitz, Chris Hemsworth said that if he ever did return as Thor again it would have to be a drastically different version (thank god). Maybe, even though the last two Thor movies were horrific, there is hope to wrap this up in a way that makes small amends to the franchise and the original character(s). I certainly wont hold my breath, but I cant imagine it getting much worse.

[doofythewhy]

As He SHOULD!

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[kensatou]

i watch baseball for the side quests

update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks

[iscariotapologist]

today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery

[k-mraz]

biting is a common courting behavior in reptiles

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[lowkeydivine]

Underrated panel