#and he said THAT

[raggedy-spaceman]

You are quite close to Michael Sheen, in real life and in the show and in fact there is an element of a bromance between your characters, isn’t there? did I detect the love that dare not speak its name between the devil and the angel?

David Tennant Times Radio interview

[a-lonely-tatertot]

DUDDEEEEE DANNY FUCKING PHANTOM??? BIZLY GOT DANNY FUCKING !!!!! PHANTOM!!!!S VOICE ACTOR???????? WHA T

[eyesoforpheus]

sometimes I want to sit actors like jared leto down and ask them to give me a succinct definition of method acting. ask them to name the specific methods they’re drawing from. ask them about the history of method. because $10 that most actors who use “method” as an excuse to be an asshole can’t tell you anything about Stanislavsky or the group theatre

[prettygirlgerard]

what if the buck stops with me? YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY

[dsmsix]

thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

[mod2amaryllis]

i love being married to a straight guy. this morning we were parallel chilling and i glance at his computer and he's watching a drill fight tournament. as in, guys attaching drills to the same rod and turning them on until one breaks. to find the strongest drill. jose noticed me staring and rolled out of the way so i could see the screen. he knew every drill brand and told me their quality and price. i watched the whole thing without comment. the violence was enchanting. i never would have found this. he's a vector to an entirely alien, often beautiful, world.

[archi-pelago]

maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.

[saturnsconstellation]

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[candycatfalls]

the book of bill is great

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[inkpotsprite]

This was after he blew up all of the Leagues tech.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[s0up1ta]

ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE 🤬🤬😡👹🗣️

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couldn't decide so take all of them

edit: I MADE A DESKTOP VERSION !!