#and he literally knows everything mashaAllah

[pikachupapi]

fuckk im so tired but i feel so guilty for not studying today

[tellywoodtrash]

sanjivani 21.10.19 lb

madamji datttttt ke khadi hain. kaunnnn jeetega yeh muqaabla????

lmao siddhu doing what all of us do when in bad mood but can't really focus on anything: random saaf-safai around the house.

guddu mama Knows All.

subtlyyyyyyyyyy reminding siddhu ki what ishani is enduring outside. i love him. he is another rahil.

"main jaanti hoon, khud bhi tadap rahe honge."

cut to: "miss obsessive; safaai ka itna keeda hai usse ki keede chipkali dekh ke khud hi bhaag jayegi." lmaoooooooooooooo

lol at siddhu telling guddu to call his choohein so that the problem is nipped in the bud. guddu is some pied piper type figure in the basti or what, who controls the rats around here by will?

"yeh pareshaani hai, chipkali choohon ko dekh ke bhaagne waali nahi hai!"

guddu knows ishani even better than siddhu does!

oh hoooooooo siddhu. thak gayi hoon tumse.

but may i also mention, this henley looks EXCEPTIONALLY good on you? and that colour? mashaAllah!

OH NO JUHI. NO. STOP MAKING HEART EYES AT YOUR MENTOR/BOSS!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

vardhan is literally the only shashank/juhi shipper here. other than mais.

ok, tonally, this scene just got way worse after shashank entered. what is up with the baaaaad directing? we had a few good weeks in the middle where everything settled, now everything is melodrama again.

i cannot help but lol @ vardhan continuing to squee "so cute!!!!" at them though.

wait wait wait............. there's more backstory to vardhan hating shashank?!?!?!? interestingggg. i mean not really, but it's better than vardhan being a dick for shits and giggles.

ishani doing tele-doctory.

askjdlksaldjl sidhuuuuuuuuuuu you childdddddd.

"dr. sid aap mujhe dikh rahein hai yahaan se." lololololol

"aap shaayad bhool rahein hain ki hum adults hain. koi problem hai toh mujhse discuss kijiye na; kyun kar rahein hain aap aisa? aur main jaanti hoon ki aap itne bure bhi nahi hain." 

oh damn! sis matured emotionally into a wholeass rational human being over the weekend.

while this one thinks he has control over things like life and death and is like NO I AM BADDDDDDDDD LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEE. jesus sid,. you need hardcore therapy.

wow nice to finally see anjali working with one of the residents.

what kinda weirdass coded convo is this?

"coffee?"

"ji, chaliye!"

“COFFEE?????????” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

salkjdalkd ugh. they're bantering about meeting outside in his car and the dialogue is actually kinda cute? WHY COULDN'T THIS BE WITH A GOOD DUDE WHO I COULD SHIP ANJALI WITHHHHHH? IMMA JUST HEADCANON PANKIT-AS-ATUL IN THESE SCENES FROM NOW ON.

ugh guddu mama is literally the cutestttttttttt.

woop, vital clue dropped about the sherwani and crying.

"aye guddu, isse baat kyun kar raha hai?"

"meri dost hai, isliyeee baat kar raha hoon!"

"woh meri dost nahi hai."

"teri dost nahi hai toh tu baat mat kar. main toh baat karoonga." lolololol honestly, guddu for president.

that brief moment of longing before he hardens himself into a rudeass bitch.

ohohohohoho invoking of the F word. "faraq". chalo ji. yeh trope bhi ho gaya.

ishaani fulllll prep ke saath aayi hai. bas tambu gaadne ki kami hai.

idiot boy. IDIOT!!!!!!

oh she forgot snacks! rookie mistake!

haaaaaaye sidddhu, why you torturing yourself AND HER like this???

rahil calling with emergencyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. (his overwrought performance has me thinking.... fake.)

ishani thankfully has gone and purchased a whole week's supply of logic and rationality and good sense, and decides work takes priority over….. whatever the fuck this nonsense is.

this new wardrobe of ishani’s makes her boobs look most magnificent. need to know what bra/tshirt combo this is, that makes the girls look THIS nice.

will probably only work on an average-boobed girl tho, not a big-tittied behemoth like me. CURSE YOU, DD CUPS!!!!!!!!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOO RAHIL YOU CAGEYASS BASTARD. YOU'RE SO BAD AT THISSSSSSSSS.

"toh aapne yeh sab apne dost ke kehne pe kiya. aisi buri acting ke liye toh aapko worst supporting actor ka bhi award nahi milna chahiye."

ISHANI GOING FOR THE JUGULAR.

“sab kuch karna tha, lekin mere kaam ke saath bilkul mazaak nahi karna tha. ab toh mujhe unki shakal bhi nahi dekhni; keh dijyega apne dost se.”

yup. ishani's finally had enough of this bs. good. GOOOOOOOOD, SIS. KAMI THODI HAI LAUNDO KI. I MEAN AISE ACHCHE LAUNDO KI HAI, PAR KOI NAHI..... THIS IS A BIG CITY/COUNTRY. DHOOND LENGE KOI AUR DARIYA-DIL DOCTOR SUPERMODEL.

rahil bechaara lost ishani's good favour over this nonsense.

"sahi kiya tune, sid. karne de usse nafrat, taaki saari feelings khatam ho jaaye sivaaye gusse ke. gusse waale feelings se dard nahi hota."

pft, you know nothing sid snow.

ugh in dono ka flirting dekhna hoga ab.

"aap ko kaise pata chala ki main baahar khadi hoon?"

"tumhari khushboo." LORDDDDDDDDDDD. CONTROL YOURSELF, MY MAN.

STOP BEING SO GOOD LOOKING, YOU TWO. I DON'T WANT TO SHIP IT. I DON'TTTTTTTTT.

waise toh vardhan pe bada chadh rahein the ki yeh personal maamla hai hospital time pe and all, and now you won't stop hounding her for an answer to your louuuuuuuwe confession during work hours????

ouff i am not here for this confusing teen bs. STOP REDUCING MY BADASS JUHI TO A SIMPERING PILE OF MUSH WHO CAN'T GET HER BRAIN OUT OF HER FEELZ!?!?!?! SHE IS MOTHERFUCKING CHIEF OF SURGERY UP IN THIS BITCH, SHE DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

but gurdeep is just so goddamned cute i can't help but be charmed at how she's playing this. literalllllll disney princess face she has!!!!!!!!

goddamnit am i going to start shipping this???? i really don't want to but mohnish and gurdeep are soooooooo fucking charming??????? fuck. i need to make up some whole other headcanon to kinda make peace with it.

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS HOT BOD, BITCH. THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON!!!!!!!!

"ishani meri taraf hi aa rahi hai. woh phir mujhse sawaal poochegi."

lol pls sid, don't flatter yourself.

ok at this point tumblr isn’t uploading images for this post anymore, so....... whatever.

"isse kya hua????? kamaal hai, mujhse bina baat kare chali gayi????" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO. IN YOUR FACE DUMBASS.

"mujhe itna bura kyun lag raha hai????" UH I DUNNO COZ YOU'RE BEING A STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE DOUCHEWAFFLE WITH IDIOT SAUCE ON TOP, WHICH IS AGAINST EVERY SINGLE FIBRE OF YOUR BEING????

accident ki khabar.

this is so sad. alexa play bada pachtaoge by arijit singh.

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calling it now itself: the accident’s gonna be fake. he’s gonna get hella mad. we’re going back to square fucking one.

[sisterssafespace]

Hello sisters, first of all, thank you so much for this page. It is literally everything I could ask for. I don't have any sisters or friends that I can share my struggles with. Okay, I have a big brother. He is my other half that I can do everything I want to experience with my friends with him. We have a lot in common and a lot of differences but we are the example in the family of the perfect bro-sis relationship. He is dealing with a lot recently (well for the past few years) to be continued

Salaam my dear, MashaAllah you sent 3 parts but I'd be replying to the very first one so you'd recognize your ask. Kheir in shaa Allah.

First of all, I want to say Ma shaa Allah la quwata illa billah, may Allah swt bless your bond with your brother. I am thankful that you recognize it as a blessing in your life and you realize the importance and the value of this blessing that Allah swt gave you. Having an older brother who has got your back, is close to you, is your partner and your best friend is a true blessing from Allah swt for a muslim girl. May Allah swt bless him and keep him safe for you. May Allah swt protect your bond from all evil eye. Ameen.

Moving on, I couldn't help but say one thing, what if the state he is in has something to do with a girl? 😅 Sorry I couldn't help it! It is the first explanation that comes to one's mind considering his age Allahuma barik, what if, he had feelings for someone and things didn't work out? Maybe that's why he is in a bad state rn. I say you should give him some space, sometimes when a person is feeling down and all family members (out of love and care) start asking too many questions and putting pressure on them it feels like it's smothering. So a bit of distance can be comforting. I am sure, considering how close you two are, eventually he will open up to you or ask for your help. Oh, which reminds me, guys don't like asking for help, especially financial, especially from women, especially from their YOUNGER SISTERS, Ah God bless their arrogant little patriarchal hearts 😂🙈 so how about, you go to him, make him his favorite food or coffee or tea, wash his clothes or organize his room (as an act of kindness) and let him know that you are there for him no matter what, and whenever he feels like he is ready to talk, you will be there. Just say that, don't insist, and then give him space. ( But say it in your own way, you don't have to do it literally, I m just giving you ideas and YOU know your brother best. )

Now, the second hypothesis, that is he is feeling down because he is struggling financially. Sometimes, even when we do know things, because of stress or depression or shaytan, we forget these concepts, like the fact that work, money, etc. are all Rizq from Allah swt. Now, I don't know how religious your brother is, but I think you should work on reminding him of this important notion in Islam. You can send him vidoes, lectures, khutbahs talking about rizq, hadiths of our Prophet ﷺ, etc.. there are certain surahs that if a person reads them constantly, Allah swt will facilitate and increase their rizq for them.. you can look it up and talk about it with him. And if you can advise him to do a self ruqyah it would be great!

May Allah swt ease your brother's affairs and grant him what his soul needs. Ameen. Allahuma barik lakuma both and keep you safe for each other, and keep your bond forever strong and tight. Ameen.

- A. Z. 🍃

[nadiajart]

Bismillah. This is my time to paint. I should be painting. After the dishes are the done, laundry is folded, baby is bathed and put to sleep, I’ve dedicated the last portion of my nights to being in my studio and painting. I started doing this one week ago after a year and half (possibly more) of not having the time or making the time to paint. Tonight, however, it’s nearing midnight, I’m sitting here munching on pound cake (probably the only time I sit down and actually eat), and I’ve spent the last 45 minutes watching videos of my baby boy on my phone. I don’t have the energy to do anything else, and I am just so in love Alhamdulillah, mashaAllah, no colors can satiate me right now the way the sounds of my son do . . . so, the empty canvas shall have to wait until tomorrow, and instead, I blog. My sweetheart baby does this hilarious thing every night before going to sleep. After he’s bathed and nursed, I pick him up and lay his head on my shoulder and we walk around as he verbally dumps out every sound and consonant he knows in a sleepy stupor. He literally talks himself to sleep, and in the loudest voice! Heh, my husband and I can’t contain ourselves when he does that, mashaAllah . . . that’s sort of what this past week of painting after so long has been like for me. With my 30 or so minutes of daily painting I haven’t been striving to discover a new technique or create any sort of finished work. I simply want to do a mental and emotional dump, a detox of sorts, so that I can start finding my creative language and voice again. Seven days of doing this has brought my heart so much lightness, and hope. I am excited every day for that half an hour to an hour of time I get to myself to just be in my creative space surrounded by colors and tools . . . I am so grateful . . . so grateful for this new deep love which shakes me to my core every time I get to lay eyes on my baby boy, and so grateful to know I have my art to express it with. I feel everything I make is simply a letter to him. July 10, 2017

[asrarblog]

Dear Colleagues!  This is Pharma Veterans Blog Post #252. Pharma Veterans shares the wealth of knowledge and wisdom of Veterans for the benefit of Pharma Community. Pharma Veterans Blog is published by Asrar Qureshi on WordPress, the top blog site. If you wish to share your stories, ideas and thoughts, please email to asrar@asrarqureshi.com for publishing your contributions here.

This is a special series of Blogs which describes my time and experiences during Hajj this year.

Part 34

DAY 35 – 24 August 2019 – 23 Zilhajj 1440

Aziziya – Haram Shareef

It is a common observation that we live our life in compartments. And we do it so expertly that one compartment does not mix up with the other.

One compartment is for religion; one is for the worldly matters; one is for home matters; one is for out-of-home matters; one is for near ones; one is for those considered no ones; one is for using power; one is for bowing to power; and so on.

When we are in the compartment of religion, we are apparently at the height of devotion. Our talk, our gestures reflect our devotion. We are all InShaAllah, MashaAllah, Alhamdulillah, and JazakAllah. Next moment, we come out of the religion compartment and open Facebook while sitting in Haram Shareef. Or we call someone and engage in a long useless talk on Imo. By the way, everyone during Hajj asked the same question; have you installed Imo? I said no. Then they tried to tell me the virtues of Imo. I said thanks but no.

it is common scene that a person would be literally drowned in his mobile for long. He would then come up and raise the slogan of Allah o Akbar in loud voice, as if he had just returned from a holy campaign. Shall we say Astaghfirullah?

Somehow it appears that the apparently visible devotion is only tongue-tipped and skin-deep. Of course, everyone has a unique, personal connection with Allah.

‘Allah is Samad’ reveals itself here more than anywhere else. He is All Listening, and All Seeing but he ignores lots of our follies. Nothing can escape Him, but he simply declines to acknowledge. This is Allah, the Almighty, the All Merciful, and beyond and above everything we can imagine.

  Part 35

DAY 36 – 25 August 2019 – 24 Zilhajj 1440

Aziziya – Haram Shareef

Hajis have started returning already. Several batches have departed. All departing Hajis have to do Tawaf e Widaa before leaving Makkah Mukarramah, even if they were going to Madinah Munawarah. Because they will not return to Haram Shareef.

Tawaf e Widaa is to seek Allah’s permission to leave. And it should be the last Tawaf that is done.

There are many ways people are seen doing Tawaf e Widaa.

Some are extremely sad to leave this Blessed Place, and Allah’s Blessings which are abundant here. Their Tawaf e Widaa is filled with grief, tears and uncontrolled crying. This departure marks an indefinite separation. Don’t know if they will ever come back; don’t know if they will get the permission to come again; don’t know if they will live more or not. These are the thoughts and fears.

My Tawaf e Widaa is several days away. But when I think about it, my heart sinks. Don’t know what will happen on that day.

During these last days, there is a surge in doing more Umrahs. Some people from our building are doing an Umrah every day.

A tour operator has put up a poster on the building wall that tour is available for tour to Makkah ziarat sights. The tour will take you to Taif, Cave of Hira, Cave of Thaur, and then pass by the Meeqat of Ja’errana. This is the Meeqat for pilgrims coming from Taif. You would change to Ihram there, come back to building and then go to Haram Shareef for Umrah.

Taif is 100km from Makkah. It is green and fertile. We hear there are many fruit orchards there. At the time of our Holy Prophet (Peace be upon him), the rich of Makkah owned orchards in Taif. In one such orchard, probably owned by Abu Jahal, our Holy Prophet sat down to get some relief after getting wounded by the Taif people. I have never been to Taif and shall never go there, for understandable reasons.

Surah Zukhruf; verse 31. “And they said why this Qur’an was not sent down upon a great man from [one of] the two cities?” refers to the objection of non-believers and the two cities refer to Makkah and Taif. This was the level of their snobbery.

The nearest Meeqat from Makkah Mukarramah is the place called Tan’eem. Here Masjid Ayesha is located. Makkah residents and people staying in Makkah Mukarramah go to Tan’eem for changing into Ihram. Tan’eem is 7-8 km from Haram Shareef. You can go by taxi or vans.

Some people have reservations about the Meeqat of Tan’eem. They say this Meeqat was allowed by the Holy Prophet (Peace be upon him) to Hazrat Ayesha (may Allah be pleased with her). Therefore, this is probably meant for women; not men. Allah knows the best.

A Common Man’s Hajj – Day to Day Recount of Hajj 2019 – Asrar Qureshi – Parts 34 & 35 Dear Colleagues!  This is Pharma Veterans Blog Post #252. Pharma Veterans shares the wealth of knowledge and wisdom of Veterans for the benefit of Pharma Community.

[destinys-manifestation-blog]

Life doesn't get easier, you get stronger.

My friend asked me how I'm able to deal with this pain. He says his heart is so heavy that he can't imagine having this pain for that long. He doesn't want to go home. He doesn't want to be alone. He doesn't know what to do. His voice was shaky he's definitely going to cry a lot tonight. I know all too well how he feels. I never got rid of that feeling. I only got more accustomed to it. I realized I need to continue to grow and InshaAllah be good enough for you and your family. InshaAllah Allah swt will marry us two together. I consoled my friend. I told him he's going to have to choose to take the route I'm taking, or let go. I told him the consequences of both, I made sure to make him understand that the route I took is not easy and could cause a lot of stress. Idk what he'll do but Alhumdulillah. I say a lot of depressing stuff on here because it helps me not cry too much and not get overwhelmed, but you know that it's not all bad. You're amazing man. You came by and said hi albeit a tiny bit awkward because like we both don't want people to talk especially if we're not a thing. It'll cause unnecessary problems for the both of us. Alhumdulillah though you looked so so soooo gorgeous mashaAllah. You dress so incredibly and like at the end of the night I got to walk you to your car and you wore my cardigan cuz you were freezing. Literally, a dream come true man. I was so happy man thank you so much. I truly truly appreciate it all so much I do love you a lot and I have good reason to. You're everything. You're so perfect mashaAllah. Honestly, I appreciate it all so much that like I'm not even upset in the slightest. I have a problem with getting hurt when you don't show me attention or like don't listen or something, but I can proudly say I've definitely grown out of it. I want your love, but I have to truly gain that. I have to gain your parents respect over also. I have to make something of myself and idc what you say man I'm so in love with you I'll push myself past my limits to make it in time to marry you InshaAllah. It's my fault for being so profoundly stupid in the past, and I'll catch up for sure InshaAllah. I will always love you forever InshaAllah. Iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou. Sleep tight man. Seriously, you're friggen' awesome mashaAllah.

[aweglemoo]

i have a story to tell you. it was October 2014 i think, i was an OC (or more specifically an Official Photographer) for this Breast Cancer Run that was organized by Manchester Society. i ran 4 KM while holding the big ass camera and when i’m done and were socializing around the koleya, a kid with scruffy hair and spectacles ask me to take photos of him and his friends.

you know what’s wrong? he looked so nervous when he asked me that. like i REALLY want to ask him THE FUCK ARE YOU BEING NERVOUS FOR I DON’T BITE PEOPLE but of course i didn’t, being a kind and nice person i am 🙄

fast forward to the next encounters. afer we’re done with adding on facebooks and everything. one thing i noticed is that HE ALWAYS GET SO EXCITED WHEN HE SEE ME and i was like eh daaa there’s something wrong with this kid bgad hahaha. and then after a while i get to sit around with him and talk so i found out he’s quite an interesting person.

among the first things he told me about is he don’t like people in koleya that much. because they are not exactly the people he wanted to hang out with except that he don’t really have other options. he told me he REALLY like Pink Floyd, which he recommended few songs to me and i proceed to listen to it at night but it’s not really my kind of music.

and ohh he told me he liked this one girl and couldn’t get his mind off of her and i gave the advice that sounds something like “you should tell her so that it won’t bother you anymore like if she likes you back heeey that’s awesome but if she’s not then 5alas you have to be sad for a while and then you’ll move on.”

until one day i met him while he was sad and asked him what’s wrong and he told me “i told her that i liked her but she told me she didn’t feel the same way” AND I WAS LIKE OHHHH FUCCCCKKK HE TOOK MY ADVICE LITERALLY AND NOW HIS LIFE IS RUINEEED BRA-FUCKING-VO FAWWAZ ENTA GAMED NEEK WALLAHY

i like him. he’s sincere in things he do and i can see that. just by the way he uploaded a single post-gym selfie on snapchat in a span of 6 months, and not a single shirtless photo on social media unlike his friend Hesham and Hesham. (this actually has nothing to do with sincerity??? but like i don’t get it?? but it’s still so impressive?? like MashaAllah you’re a good person to resist the temptations keda???)

and i also like him because the way he treated people around him. he told me that his bestfriend Khaled is straying away from him. but he can’t do anything about it because Khaled looks happy and he don’t want to interfere with his happiness. which is stupid thing because Khalid won’t be happy without him around. which is true when you see how great their trip to Siwa is because they’re among closest friends. that’s what makes it so special. he also called his mom to tell her to prepare the lunch, because he knows his mom liked it when he eats at home and he just want his mom to be happy. (that day when we’re walking and he’s done calling his mom i was like fffuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk now i miss my mom so i went back and cry for like two hours lol) and i somehow know that when Manar told him that she has feeling for him, he told her that he couldn’t reciprocated the feelings in the most endearing and kind way ever. he kept reassuring her that she shouldn’t be sad about it, and that it’s normal to fall in love with someone, and that he will always be there for her as a friend.

but most of all i like him because he’s the most resilient motherfucker out there. one that always fall down but didn’t stay so. that took few days to get up BUT HE WILL, get up. that things might look shitty to him for now but he always have this emblazened faith that things will fall to its places and everything will be okay. that’s what i admire the most about him. his courageous heart and kind soul.

i love you Mohamed Ezzat Jawad. there’s not a day goes by without me thanking God for your presence in my life. i am so sorry that these few days i was a burden for you. i myself is struggling with my problems, thus needing your courage more than ever. i’m glad that boy asked me to take his photos after the run. but most importantly i’m glad i’m there to see you grow as a person. and may growth comes along the way with you in these years.

happy 21st birthday. i hope this year turns a good one for you. you know damn well that if i’m in Egypt i would’ve throw a big party for you and spend hundreds on gifts just to show you how special you are in my heart. but sadly i’m 8000 kilometers away and i actually tried to do something but i fucked it up big time and i couldn’t find a plan B for it. so for now, this text is the only sincere thing i can give to you, until you come to Malaysia to give me the biggest hug ever.

but i hope you have a good one, even without me being around i hope you did go out with H or with Khaled or Khafagy and have a good time on your birthday. it will help me feel better knowing that you did.

well i guess this is long enough. i miss you so fucking much and i hope we’ll stay friends forever. i love you E 💕

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 15.08.19 lb

pooja's bitchface at all these people invading her house early in the morning is legit my permanent mood.

panditji is like vadhu is not dressed at all? hush sir, she's living my best life, doing everything, down to shaadi, in her jammies.

this fucker already pulling the "pati is parmeshwar" bullshit.

god you are so going to get murdered once this wedding is done, dude. i really need her to go black widow/praying mantis like the OG promos of this show.

rani is me, outraged at this misogynist rubbish.

“rang maine khud choose kiye hai... sonali baahar agar koi tumhari bhaabi ki tareef kare, toh bataana mat bhoolna ki yeh rang tumhare kabir bhaiyya ne tumhari bhaabi ke liye specially choose kiya hai.”

lord, he’s laying on the performative romantic gushiness more than dhruv also.

sonali has taken over from rani wrt best reactions in bg. i love her face so much. i love it so much that now deepika padukone looks like nakli aanchal to me.

ugh.

rani's desperation to break it all up is already showing. barely minutes later.

pooja is like bish you think i wanna marry that loser? i'm just buying time.

lol, shaadi toh hogi boo. abhi se uss sach ke saath samjhauta karlo toh achcha.

my god this bitch. she really don't give a fuck about di or maa. she's really something elseeeeee.

chanda is already bossing over everyone, because ladke waale. unko toh saath khoon maaf.

aur lol, in sab ke thopde dekho.

fucker. i thought he was genuinely apologizing to amma for the way he’s doing this. but he's just being a passive aggressive asshole.

WHY KABIR???? TELL ME THERE'S SOME GOOD ULTERIOR MOTIVE BEHIND THIS, LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO PROTECT POOJA+MOM FROM DHRUV OR THE CHOPRAS OR SOMETHING. PLEASE!?!?!?! I HAD SO MUCH HOPE FROM YOUUUUUUUUUUU.

ok some small mercy that he's concerned about "maa" and doing her ilaaj and all.

(idk with what money, but i'll take whatever scraps of goodness i can get rn.)

here comes the briiiiide, all dressed in whiiiiiite.

and pink. coz apparently that's kabir's favt. colour.

"mashaAllah. mashaAllah!!!!!!! kaha tha na maine, in kapdo mein MERI POOJA khil uthegi. nihaayati khoobsoorat lag rahi ho tum, pooja!"

woh sab toh theek hai but why you talking like hrithik from jodhaa akbar suddenly???

"aaj se tumahre life ke saare important decisions main loonga."

bitch, you're seriously asking for a swift kick in the groin. someone call sonakshi rastogi pls.

no sonali. we do not smile at this patriarchal garbage. come on.

ouffffffffff yaaaaaaar. dekho magar pyaar se.

haraami insaan.

ugh. my poor girl.

i can't help but lol at suman. ek baar isko bahu baanake laane ka nateeja abhi tak bhugat rahein hain, ki chalo doosri baar bhi isiiiiko laana hai.

it's ok, sab tumhara hi kiya-dharaa hai. if only you hadn't aided and abetted arson and murder.

FUCKER. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. TERE HAATH KAAT KE SAMUNDAR MEIN NA PHENK DOON MAIN.

"bohut jald yeh tumhara ghamand mein duniya ke saamne todunga."

I HATE MEN. I HATE MEN. I HAAAAAAAATE MEN. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

ouff ab aashirwaad bhi lena hai is manhoos shaadi ke liye.

lmaoooooooo everyone's faces.

....... except chanda, who's enjoyinggggggggggg being badi buzurg in this sitch.

done? now everyone literally gtfo pls.

"tum kitni dakhyanusi ho yaar. aaj kal dono families ek jagah book karti hain, ek jagah rasmein poori karti hain, enjoy karte hain, masti karte hain..."

ohhhhhhhhhh boy.

yup. ghar jamai has moved the fuck in. with the whole fam.

DO DIN MEIN SHAADI????? uthaaaaaaa le reeee deva.

also didn't he say he wanted lammmmmmbi shaadi?

sis try not to be so obvious that you're playing for time.

lol yeh kabir sonali yaaraana.

guess jai is still in the doghouse for the exam cheating thing.

TIME TO USE YOUR JANHVI MITTAL WAALA DIMAAG AGAIN SIS. YA WOH RADDI MEIN BECH AAYI APNE SAARE SAARIYON KE SAATH?

haaaye meri bachchi.

what the fuck is your deal bro? usko sataana bhi hai, rote hue dekha bhi nahi jaata. why are you like this??

mummy is here to taunt, ki "kya hua, uske do boond aansoo gire aur saari badle ki aag thandi pad gayi?"

he insists there's no badle ki aag. THEN WHAT IS THIS???? I DON'T GET IT. EXPLAIN TO ME.

how ironic, azaadi ke din hi azaadi kho baithi.

pooja's like i need to gtfo this damn house. 15 august toh 15 august, chalo manaate hain.

ok blah blah maatrubhoomi blah blah idc.

but look how fucking stunning. lord. how is she realllllllllllllllllllllll???????

lmao ranjeet is a realist. kabir yahaan se chavanni bhi nahi lene dega, aur rani bhi nahi pat rahi.

LMAO HE'S ALREADY GOTTEN TINDER.  ("yeh dekho; so many roop ki ranis, for your choron ka raja!")

OMFG CHANDA WANTS TO GET ON TINDER TOO. LSKJFLSKJFLK LORD PLS SPARE MEEEEEE.

lololololol rani sees di sneaking into kabir's room.

what clue you even expect to find here in this room sis, he literally just moved in an hour ago?????????

lol rani ke zakham pe toh top class himalayan pink salt chhidkaa jaa raha hai.

ugh he's so irritating. like kinda sorta justified in the snark coz she WAS snooping in his room, but ugh.

*windows log off noise* oh that sound? it’s just me switching my morality waala brain off. coz i've had enough for today. i'm just gonna stare at these ridiculously beautiful faces super up close to each other, coz it's all i've wanted from this show anyway. let me have this!

siiiiiiiiiiiigh in a different show.....

god chachi has brought full paltan and is literally saying "shame shame, puppy shame."

chachi gtfo here with your slut shaming.

AND YOU, STOP CHEESIN' AND ENJOYING THIS. GOD YOU'RE THE FUCKING WORST, MAN.

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oh boy, kal naach gaana episode hai.

but shail is back!

kyun behen? tu khud kyun jaayegi???? to invite more attention and let him know you're on the case? god pooja, you're dumb as fuck. honestly.