#and he likes to butt into her cosplay videos

[badassindistress]

It is 2024, the sun is shining and my roommate's cat has received fanart

[clouduru-chan]

Well I decided to write something about some yanderes, well I'm kind of new to this, so sorry for any mistakes, well in the Brazilian yandere community, we usually write headcanons of some characters, as well as realizing that there were no headcanons for some characters here on Tumblr, I decided to write a little about them.

Yandere reacting to reader who cosplays

Monika

- Well, you have only been dating a short time, and she knew that you loved to watch anime, series and Doramas, read some manga and light novels or play some video games, and since you know her well, you call her to watch something that involves romance;

- But something caught you off guard, when you simply showed up at the meeting with the cosplay of a romance anime you like to watch with your girlfriend;

- You did it because it might please your beautiful girlfriend;

- you cosplayed Kaguya Shinomiya from Kaguya Sama wa kokurasetai;

- Well you just wanted to surprise her, and Monika rather liked that, and with that she pours sweet kisses all over your face, and you turn into a blushing mess;

- You get a little clumsy around your girlfriend, so you don't get into the role of Kaguya too much;

- Monika loves how Kaguya Sama's school uniform dress looks perfect on you;

- Well you have been doing character cosplays for quite a while now, so it would be nice if your girlfriend knew about it;

- Well Monika realized at first that this was not the first cosplay, as it was very well done;

- When you stopped being embarrassed by the situation, you decided to act like the character you had cosplayed;

- Monika laughed a lot at your performances, because you were able to get perfectly into the role of the character;

- She loved the work you did just for her, you had so much love and dedication to it, she feels sweet, she will one day repay that;

Ayano Aishi

- She was waiting for you outside your room, but out of nowhere she feels caught, she feels your hands on her thighs and back, you had picked her up;

- This yandere turned extremely red when you did this, and when she looked at you, you were in costume;

- You were cosplaying Yuji Itadori from Jujutsu kaisen;

- The two of you kind of decided to hang out together at the comic con, to tell you the truth, you were the one who urged her to go to the event;

- At the event, you were holding hands the whole time;

- Ayano wasn't in cosplay, since she didn't see much point in it, but so that people wouldn't look down on her for not wearing something from pop culture, you lent her your Attack on Titan freedom wings sweatshirt;

- Ayano was extremely happy and flushed with this gesture, it will be a little difficult for her to return the sweatshirt to you, as she will place it on her altar with other of her belongings;

- At the event, many people came up to you to compliment the cosplay, but until one person came up, making a reference to the anime:

" What is your type of woman"

Ayano grimaced at that, why ask such a personal and stupid question?

She hadn't understood the reference, so you got into character.

"My kind of woman? My kind of woman is tall and big-butt, just like my girlfriend Ayano Aishi! He then points to the dark-haired girl.

Congratulations you have made this yandere extremely clueless.

Alan Orion

- Alan had arranged for you to go out into the forest, since he had a surprise for you;

- But you had an appointment, so you told him you were going to be a little late, of course he was annoyed by this, what was more important than him?!;

- Well you had to go to an anime event that was going to be held at the gym, a lot of people who like pop culture went there, so obviously to show your work, so you went in cosplay;

- The cosplayer you did was Rem from Re: Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu;

- After the event, you were in a hurry to go see your boyfriend, because you knew he had been upset with you for changing the appointment time;

- By this time you hadn't even taken off the accessories you were wearing to make the cosplay, so you go straight into the forest to see that man;

- When you arrived, Alan was sitting with his back to you, and as soon as you approached him, your boyfriend's heterochromatic eyes sparkled with admiration; he thought you were late just to get ready like that just for him;

- Well, his intention when he called you was to fuck you hard in the forest, to get you addicted to his cock, but seeing you dressed like that made him hard right away;

- You kind of won't feel your legs for a week anymore;

Sunny day Jack

- Jack was wondering why you were taking so long in the room;

- He was intrigued in what you were doing, as this ghost was curious of what your Sunshine was doing, so he opened the door to your room;

- When he was going to ask how you were, he looked at you, you were wearing strange clothes, wearing a pink wig and contact lenses of the same color, as well as a well-made makeup over your face, making you look very effeminate;

- You jumped when he saw you cosplaying Astolfo from Fate: Apocrypha;

- Well, you decided to step into the role of the character, just to tease Jack for breaking into your room;

"Oh! So you are my master?! Then I will introduce myself! For it is very important to speak my real name! So, my name is Astolfo! One of the twelve paladins of Charles Magno! It's a pleasure" you played the role of getting all excited, quickly approaching the blue-haired man.

" What about yours?" You had a huge smile on your face, you had really gotten into character, Jack was impressed, even though he didn't understand the reference he quite liked it, especially the master part.

- Jack picks you up and puts you on the bed, he would give you lots of love, because as you said, he was your master;

[third-arch]

Some Reasons Why Trafalgar Law is a Comfort Character of Mine!!

Aka me rambling about Law 🥳🥳

Some context

Trafalgar Law is a character that I’ve known about since I was a kid. A little over 10 years to be exact. I’d seen cosplays of him in anime conventions, his iconic polar white cap in anime shops, and his Jolly Roger everywhere.

Thanks to Aokkun’s artwork, I’ve also kinda known about Corazon, too!!

 I never saw too many photos of him nor understood his power or character too well. I just knew that he was kinda popular and he was from One Piece.

I didn’t really start really liking him until I started getting more One Piece YT shorts. 

I eventually did a One Piece Boyfriends Quiz for fun to see who I’d get. Law happened to be tied for third or fourth place. I did some more quizzes later on, and he always ended up consistently near the top (like top 3-4). So, I watched some videos on Law, and ended up seeing the Kid and Law vs. Big mom fight scene. Idr if it was that particular video, but I remember closing it thinking like woah, he’s cool. 

After spending time researching him, spending time watching the anime, and indulging in his character and a lot of fanworks, I realized just how much this character means to me.

So, here are some reasons that I really like him!!

One thing that I really like about him is his style and appearance. It’s alot like how I like to dress and the clothes he wears, his hair color, skin color, color palette just really make me happy. 

I like that he’s a doctor, since medicine is something that I want to be involved with in the future. I’ve been having alot of burnout lately since October, and felt like I’ve been losing the motivation for what I want to pursue. But, being able to relate to being young and already had some experience with medicine and being surrounded by supportive adults is cool (I’m referring to the novel and his family, not Doffy lol). 

I like his design, VA’s, and attacks, too!! He’s just super cool in general. He’s also cute!!🤍🌸

I like how nerdy he is and honestly just all of the fun facts about him. How he’s a Libra like me, his flower (Queen of the Night), his spirit animal(s), where he’s from, his hobbies (not so much the coin collection deal, my sister collects coins!! Idk if she still does it tho).

I just really like him as a character. His black cat personality is a dynamic that I like working with alot. Him also being a doctor, I have alot of medical issues that I could see him helping me with and recognizing early on. He’d be someone who would look out for me. I feel like we’d butt heads in the beginning, but he’d always try to be patient. 

This reason is also a bit random, but he reminds me of my mom alot. 

My mom is someone who was incredibly intelligent at a young age. She had a really high IQ and was even suggested to do something with Harvard. 

I’m not one to tell her story, but to sum it up, the way her and Law handled life are very similar. The way Law treats Luffy is also very cute to me. It’s funny seeing the high IQ black cat character x ADHD ball of sunshine together. 

 So, being able to understand his character and his motives was really easy. He’s a complicated character, but reading the novel helped me recognize that I’m understanding him well. 

He’s really fun to draw lol!! There’s not much else to say but yeah!! I like drawing him a lot.

He also just makes me feel confident. Being genderfluid, he really helps me express my masculine side. I love how he still likes cute things and sweet things.

He also has some weird habits that I relate to, one of them being the bread thing LOL. I always thought it was alittle weird, but I realized that I’m pretty picky about bread, too. 

I really like making HC’s for him and relating them to the people I know who remind me alot of Law. 

One thing that I don’t think about a lot are the people in our lives who did alot of damage to us. I don’t talk about it too often, but I can kinda relate to Law’s story with Doffy and Corazon. Like Law, I met someone (who really likes flamingos too lol) at a low point, and it really only became worse, until another individual showed up and helped us out. They showed us the good in life and loved us. That person happens to be my boyfriend!! 

It wasn’t an easy road, but, like Law, I started seeing the good in life, despite all of the bad luck I have. 

Writing No Surprises has really helped me indulge in him as a character and enjoy writing. He makes me really happy and will definitely hold a dear place in my heart. 

Anyways, I just wanted to ramble about it. I can’t wait to keep working on No Surprises!! I’m still editing and changing bits and pieces as I go along, but the ending and key details will be the same. 🌸🌸🌸

Regardless, I'm still finding more and more reasons to like him everyday, and it makes me super happy!! 🤍✨

[you-know-honey]

Nameless Ghouls doing Cosplay

Note:

I know it sounds a little strange, but I've always thought about this a little, it will fall into the headcanons category because I'm dying to start with this. Hope you like. I will use images of the character or fanart to illustrate those who do not know the character. CREDITS TO THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE IMAGES

𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔰

Mountain

Piramid Head

I feel like he became obsessed with the game and plays it every year religiously. He doesn't understand why now everyone wanted to be sexy, he wanted to be scary. Spoilers! A tall man, with a mask and no shirt, was not scary, many girls approached him to ask for photos and try to get his phone number. This guy is shy, so all the attention overwhelmed him a little, but he was happy that people liked his cosplay and he even signed some fanarts. But that hand on his butt definitely made him blush, girls are a little more daring than he expected.

Phantom

Eric Draven

When he saw the movie with Sodo he simply loved it and stole Brandon Lee's personality for months, he stole some makeup from Copia to be able to give it the final touch although he had to ask for some help from Cirrus to avoid making a mess in the bathroom and not ruin the makeup. He left everything for last and 2 days before the convention was stealing part of the suit from each ghoul's closet. He even recorded some videos simulating part of the movie and almost fell from the third floor of the ministry while doing the window scene.

Rain

Ice King

He is much calmer, the ice king seemed like a good costume, he liked the series and when he found out that there was an "Ice Princess Ball" he simply showed off by taking his forbidden steps, surprising everyone, even his classmates. Putting on the blue paint was difficult and he didn't want to damage the suit or white shirt. He made the crown by hand and asked Copia for some jewelry in exchange for ensuring that Phantom wouldn't destroy his makeup. Many fans asked him to record scenes of the character and days later he blushed when he saw millions of people praising him on the internet.

Sodo

Lestat

He's not lying, he's read the book and knows the background to the scene where Lestat turns Louis. He admires the vampire's ambition for power but mostly he does it because he can flirt or bother anyone he wants and everyone will assume that he is his character. It bothers him a little when people point out that Lestat is taller, but seeing the girls smile at him and shyly cover their faces, he just loves that they adore him. What stands out most about his cosplay is his hair, he spent hours in the bathroom to get the desired blonde, and even more time to leave it soft and silky with the smell of macadamia and honey, let's not talk about how the ghouls mocked him when he saw him come out of the shower in her bathrobe and with curlers to curl her hair. "Envious" he thought. Lestat is simply himself in another universe. A diva.

Swiss

König

Swiss is not as tall as König but that doesn't matter when you have the attitude, you are in VERY good shape and you know how to move your hips well. Damm! How can he look intimidating and sexy at the same time? He simply set the bar very high for the rest of the character's cosplayers. Although he seems serious, behind the mask he is really laughing at how nervous people were with him, he has a great time seeing everyone's open mouths as he passes by and in the contest for the best cosplay he simply sweeps away, he uses his flirtatious voice to talk to them everyone and even hoisted a couple of small children onto his shoulders for photos.

𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔰

Cumuluss

Storm

She's a big fan of superheroes, especially girls who can kick anyone's ass and look cool at the same time. She also gives him the luxury of showing off her magic in the form of "special effects" to entertain some children. It amuses him to see her amazed face as she makes little clouds around her. She loves how her cape looks when she walks and she pretends to be in a scene from the movie with the rest of the ghoulettes, even "fighting" with Mountain like a real X-Men.

Aurora

Emily

She throws the popcorn on the floor every time he watches the movie when he sees how Viktor doesn't stay with Emily (it's not something the author does at all lmao). She looked at a wedding dress just like Emily's in the window of a second-hand store and the squeal of excitement was heard all the way to China. She ran to the Ministry and took out all of Cirrus's painting materials like an excited little girl, she made the ribs with real ribs that she took from an old corpse from the mass grave that was in the basement of the Ministry. She put a lot of effort into every detail and cried like she was a real bride when she saw the final result. She walked through the hallways singing until she fed up the Sisters Of Sin. But the princess is happy.

Cirrus

Mad Hatter

Cirrus didn't know anything about this character until he heard Melanie Martínez's song and did a little research and went crazy. She has seen every movie about Alice in Wonderland (with all its variants and from other countries) and has read every book until she has a large collection, but if Sebastián Stan's performance made her fall in love, Johnny Deep's moved her heart. The truth is she bought everything from a Japanese dressmaker and she was glued to the window every day when she saw a mail truck every time she saw it. She went to conventions for several days in a row just to show off her cosplay and rewatched all the movies to get more into character.

(I used an image because being a male character I couldn't find gifs for girls.)

I don't know how to do this much, I hope you like it and remember these are just MY headcanons, if they differ from yours that's great, it's good to have different opinions. But no hate, be kind to the community.

[remimibanana]

AVCon Day 1 2023 Report

I had the opportunity to go to AVCon this year, a convention in Adelaide that made its return this year! It was my first ever anime convention, and it was a whole load of fun!

I went with Pie @piedivide, a good friend of mine! He cosplayed 9S, you’ll see him throughout the report hehe ^^

The report is under the cut!

Since I was going to a convention, I thought I should cosplay! When else would I have the chance to after all?

There were so many characters I wanted to cosplay, but at the end I chose…..

Bocchi-Chan from Bocchi The Rock!

Here is my beautiful pose I did because I couldn’t think of any other pose lol

Her wig was an absolute nightmare though, it was always so tangled even when I brushed it out, I’m definitely going for a character with shorter hair next time.

Exhibit A:

See that mess lol

But regardless, let’s actually get into it!

Pre-Con

I got my butt up at 6am in order to get ready, since I wanted to get to the convention around 10am (spoiler alert I did not manage to get there by 10am).

I tied my hair back here because I was worried about sitting on the wig and pulling it off, but honestly I probably didn’t need to lol

Since the convention is in the city, I had to catch the train.

In full cosplay.

It didn’t help I forgot the timetables change on the weekends so I had to wait like 30 minutes at the station for the train to come with my mum lol

People were staring which was understandable, I was Bocchi after all with her bright pink hair and colourful costume lol

Lucky for me, there was a Yuyuka cosplayer and a few others also in cosplay so I felt less embarrassed.

The Yuyuka cosplayer actually sat behind me on the train!

Once I got to the station, I went straight to the bathroom to brush out my wig because it was a hot mess.

Still was a hot mess here actually lol

Con Time!

I met with Pie after my attempts of fixing the wig and we headed to the convention! So we got there like after 11am!

There was a okay line and we waited, and of course me being me, instantly started freaking out about all the cosplayers and pointing out who was who lol

Like right when we got to the line, I saw a Kagamine Rin cosplayer and I freaked out lol

There was a very pretty Mona too and I freaked out again lol

I did a lot of freaking out okay. That’s just how I am. You can’t expect me to stay calm at an anime convention! That’s like…impossible.

We were holding our phones with the QR code for our tickets and it was hard to believe we were here.

Pie and I sort of spontaneously decided to go like 8 months ago and I never thought the day would finally come. As we got closer and closer, it became more and more real.

Once we got in, we got our passes and we headed straight into the food hall (only because we had no idea where was what and we couldn’t be bothered getting out the map so it was a fun adventure lol).

I'm so glad we got passes! I thought we would get the paper tag but no! Real passes! Felt so cool!

Continuing straight, we arrived into the Video Games Hall, which had a giant stage and a lot of laptops! And right on the side was….handhelds?!

Whole bunch of games and consoles for sale, ranging from the N64 to the Wii! PlayStation 1! 3DS! DS! I was surprised, I didn’t think that I’d see any Wii games at the convention.

My hard drive I use with my Wii actually stopped working so I’ve been buying physicals of the games I really like ;;

And lo and behold, they had Mario Kart Wii. The one game I’ve been looking for since like….2021? Now I can play CTGP and mods!!

Instantly bought it along with Wii Sports Resort because I love Wii Sports Resort. Been wanting to play it.

And it was right there and I couldn’t resist okay

Already managed to spend money and I just got there lmao

It is what it is.

Anyway, we continued through the hall, admiring all the games. It was just all so cool! I saw Street Fighter 6 and went :O

There was also a giant Game and Watch System!

I was mostly in awe the whole time. I also continued my freaking out lol

Then we exited to the Artist Alley. The holy grail of art. There were over 90 artists there.

Hoo boy I dropped money here lmao

We beelined to Kamaniki’s booth (I freaked when I saw their name on the map lol), but also taking the time to walk and see all the art! Everyone is so talented, it’s incredible!

We found Kamaniki’s booth and we each bought two prints. I got Pyra and a Bocchi the Rock one!

Pie and I decided that we had to buy a print with our respective characters on it, and we did! Pie got a Nier Automata one that had 9S on it.

We then continued our trek, and then I bought more prints because I couldn't resist lol

We then went to the Exhibition Hall which was full of anime merch! There were stalls everywhere.

We saw Callie and Marie plushies and guess what we did….

We bought them instantly lol

I got Callie and Pie got Marie!

Then we walked around some more and oh my god they had Hololive gacha. Volume 4 and 5. I made this screech and Pie laughed his head off lmao

I love Hololive okay

I thought we needed coins for it (which I did not have) but we had to buy tokens (which I could with the power of my card). I bought two rolls and did each Hololive gacha!

I tried to predict who I would get but I was very wrong haha, but I didn’t mind who I got. I like everyone in Hololive!

I got Lui and Marine! Love them so much.

Pie did a Spy X Family one and a Hololive one too. He actually nearly did the wrong gacha until I yelled at him not to lol (you’re welcome Pie lol).

I saw a stall that was operated by my Uni (they’re a sponsor) and it made me think about the fact I had Uni the next week ;;

Then we walked around some more! It was so cool seeing so much merch in one place! Had to resist buying stuff, I already spent quite a bit at this point aha

After we decided to go get some food because we were hungry.

We wanted to try Takoyaki but they ran out, all they had left was Karaage Chicken. It was really good!

We had to wait for like…20 minutes for it which was fun. I was 47th and they only announced like...30…..

Us waiting lol

Someone actually came up to me asking for a photo during that time and I was really happy!

Never thought I’d get asked for any photos honestly. It made me so happy! Pie got asked for photos too, it was so cool!

Actually someone came up to Pie and said “Hey I really like your 2B costume!” which was really hilarious lmao

Of course Pie was kind and stuff and said thank you but still lol

And Pie also asked for photos as well!

Love the poses here hehe

I had the bright idea to torture myself by using chopsticks. I know how to use them, but I’m absolutely crap at using them.

I also had a fork so I could give up at any time. Like halfway through, I decided to just use my fork. I reached out to grab it, thinking I would be saving myself all the struggle.

But tragedy struck.

I DROPPED THE FORK ON THE GROUND 😭

I was forced to use the chopsticks the whole time and Pie just watched me suffer

I’m a chopsticks failure……

After I finally finished, we went to get some photos together! For this occasion, I bought a tripod! It came in handy!

We took a lot of photos!

Some of the ones I like (I would put them all but no space sadly, Tumblr limit ;;)

My eyes also decided to kill themselves half way through and I had to retreat to the bathroom. I looked like I was crying when I wasn’t ;;

My eyes like to do this thing where if something irritates it, it starts tearing up immediately. It’s very fun (T_T)

I think it was after this, I saw a Mizuki from Arknights cosplayer. Didn’t expect to see Mizuki here but I freaked out of course lol

I love Mizuki.

And I really wanted a photo. But I was too shy to ask.

So Pie did for me (thank you Pieeeee)

ME AND MIZUKI AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa

Namie-mama I did it!! They were so kind!

Then we just walked around for the rest of the con pretty much, though all the halls. Bought some more prints and simply enjoyed our time!

When it was nearly the end of the con, we decided to buy each other one print that the other would like. We split off, and I went bounding down the left side of the Artist Alley.

I didn't even go that far when I saw the perfect print. It was a beautiful BOTW print with Link riding a horse. It screamed Pie so I bought it immediately.

The artist even offered another print for another $10 but I declined because we were only meant to get one print for each other.

So I sat and waited at the area we agreed to meet at since I already found the perfect print quicker than I anticipated.

Picture I took while waiting.

More people asked me for photos actually to my surprise, there was this little kid who wanted a photo with me and it was so adorable. Made my heart warm hehe ( ���‿◠ )

Like so! I heard "Bocchi" from behind me and I'm like "Huh??" “That’s me!”

I honestly wished I got more pictures with cosplayers, I was too shy to ask like anyone lol, next time I really want to ask people! Got to be more confident!

But I did admire them from afar! Staring a bit creepily but that’s definitely what Bocchi would do lol

There were these Genshin cosplayers that looked amazing, especially this Yaoyao and this Arlecchino and Columbina!!

And I saw Mew Ichigo too!! Apparently they made their cosplay themselves which is sick.

I didn’t take that many pictures of the convention itself, since I was mostly just experiencing everything, taking it all in. Next time I want to take more!

And make a vlog too!

Definitely want to go to another convention again! And spend way too much money (I refuse to look at my bank account, I don't want to know how much I spent lol).

Thanks for reading my report! ^^

Bocchi is having a crisis

[kiruuuuu]

Kiru's Advent Calendar, Day 15✨

Day 7, 11 and 13 were all about the Great Rainbow Bake Off, and this part continues the series! Today features Bandit's, uh, preparations. (Rating G, fluff?, ~1k words)

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During the span of no more than five minutes, Blitz witnesses the following sights:

Kapkan walking by while drawing invisible lines in the air, visibly distressed and with his tongue between his teeth in concentration.

Dokkaebi, looking ready to strangle Lesion, yelling at him loud enough it reverberates off the walls: “Sugar is sugar! There is no wrong kind!”

Sledge sitting in a corner with his head in his hands, muttering feverishly: “What do people like? What do they like??”

“I wonder if Manu regrets suggesting the contest already”, Blitz turns to his best friend who doesn’t seem at all concerned with the competition, instead opting to doze in the lounge as usual.

“Don’t think so”, Bandit replies with a yawn, keeping his eyes closed. “Have you noticed how many more people are able to try her cookies these days? It’s raining compliments for her, instead of these gluttons devouring everything she produces in seconds.”

Blitz frowns. “You realise you’re usually one of those gluttons?”

“Eh. I’m on my redemption arc right now.”

Cryptic answer, but alright. Something else occurs to him: “Aren’t you supposed to be preparing as well? I mean, I’m glad you’re not possessed like the others, but -”

In the distance, Dokkaebi screams: “It’s the same fucking thing!”

Yeah. Blitz doesn’t even want to imagine his teammate going to similar lengths to win – Bandit’s competitive streak is a mean thing once it gets out, surfacing not just in an obsessive way but also bringing out the absolute worst in him regarding cheating. He knows he doesn’t need it and even then he tries to find loopholes everywhere, unfairly disadvantages his rivals, attempts to mess with them where he can. Blitz much prefers him napping on the sofa to burning bridges.

“There’s still time”, is Bandit’s laconic reply.

“Isn’t it in two days?” Silence. Blitz’ frown deepens. “Have you ever baked anything in your life?”

“Of course. I’ve been baked many times.”

Blitz resists rolling his eyes, but only barely. “Dom.”

“I mean, I’ve baked pizzas, croissants, pies…”

“Dom. Anything not frozen.”

“I once put a tangerine in the oven because my girlfriend at the time said it’d make my flat smell less of man-who-lives-alone. Well, I forgot about it and let me tell you, burnt citrus is a lingering odour not easily removed.”

Yikes. He crinkles his nose in sympathetic disgust. “So… I’ll take that as a no. Are you going to wing it? Half-ass it? Manu doesn’t deserve a lukewarm attempt and you know that. Part of this exercise is about you lot understanding and appreciating how difficult it is to produce tasty biscuits all the time.”

“Oh, I understand. That’s why I’m not dumb enough to try.”

“You’re dumb enough to try anything”, someone else butts in out of the blue, flashing Blitz his wide, trademark grin. Ace has materialised out of nowhere, seemingly shrouded in Christmas cheer and glitter with how festive his clothes are, his sweater a hideous mix of tartan, polka dots and paisley. No, wait, this is actual glitter raining off him. Blitz vaguely recalls a brief panic spreading through Rainbow when Kali was overheard mentioning a bomb, but this explains it perfectly.

“Not dumb enough to try you”, Bandit shoots back and Blitz feels nausea rise in him at the way his best friend looks at Nighthaven’s golden boy. To everyone else, it might come across as contempt, but after about a decade, Blitz knows what utter devotion looks like on Bandit’s face. And, unfortunately, this is it. “What happened, did you put a unicorn through the shredder for one of your videos?”

“No, I decided to cosplay Tinkerbell today, seeing as some of you could do with a little more magic and joy in your life.”

“And just like Tinkerbell, you also wither and die whenever nobody pays attention to you.”

“I thought about cosplaying you, but I couldn’t fit seven dicks in my mouth.”

Bandit actually laughs at that. He must’ve lost his mind, Blitz really has no idea what he sees in the Norwegian influencer though it’s so painfully obvious he’s smitten with him. Odd that he wouldn’t do his best to impress him and prepare properly for the Bake Off.

“Your lunch is in the fridge”, Bandit informs the other man who visibly lights up at his words.

“You’re a godsend. By the way, I’m going to give you shit for years if you don’t show some effort for the Bake Off, remember that.”

And as Ace glitters away, Blitz can’t help but shout after him: “You realise he actually likes you, right?”

The only answer he gets is a disbelieving scoff and a dismissive as if. Curses. Blitz’ hope was that they finally start dating just so he doesn’t have to bear witness to their increasingly awkward courtship. Which seems to involve a whole lot of insults.

He turns to Bandit. “You buy him lunch now?”

“We buy each other lunch. My turn today.”

“I don’t know why he thinks even for a second that you don’t have the worst crush on him I’ve ever seen.”

Bandit shows his own grin now, decidedly more toothy and scarier than Ace’s. “And I don’t know why you think even for a second that I don’t have the perfect plan.”

Well. Blitz hopes that plan involves getting glitter out of all the clothes he owns.

.

It turns out Bandit’s plan involves turning up at his door that evening, carrying a bunch of ingredients, a variety of baking utensils, a laptop and a small dictionary for translating between Norwegian and English.

“Hi”, he greets Blitz with a smile. “My oven broke. Can I use your kitchen while I zoom Ace’s mum?”

And though Blitz didn’t know what he expected, it certainly wasn’t this.

[cynthiaandsamus]

The Linkle List!

Linkle @linklewinklewoman has been generous enough to gift a present to every single visitor currently at the villa! After all the guests pull from the lottery to pick their present, these are the results!

Pranks

The box opens and white snow like confetti launches out to cover the receiver.

"Ahh! ...w-wait, that's it? I thought a snow golem was going to come out and strip me naked and pull me into a frozen wasteland~ Oh well... it's fun to dream~"

Inside the big box is a slightly smaller wrapped box. Inside that box is a slightly smaller wrapped box. Inside that box is a slightly smaller box. This would continue until a truly tiny box is the last which has a tiny folded note. It says "The Game".

"I've been duped! I've been schmecledorfed! I have lost the game!!"

It is an envelope with a letter from the "Tiny Heiney Committee". It is denying your request to join as your butt is too small. They suggest joining the "Itty Bitty Teenie Weenie Tiny Heiney Commitee"

"This has to be a mistake, nothing about me is small... but maybe I'll install an ass upgrade for the new year just in case..."

It's a tiny speaker like in those singing cards. It's reciting the Bee Movie script. All of it. It will only stop when the batteries run out.

"Which of my enemies can I send this to in place of a hex this year?"

Classic pie to the face.

"Ack! I got a pie facial! I can't let my cosplay fans see this or they'll meme me forever!"

A bottle of dehydrated water.

"What is the meaning of this!? No matter, a soldier must acquire their own provisions I suppose, plus free bottle."

Rogard is staring at you from inside the box.

"Hello, tiny chicken. Wonder if I can Mega Evolve you..."

It looks like a bag of candy, but the candy has beremoved and re-wrapped with rocks.

"Oh nice, candy... wait... this isn't rock candy is it? It's rocks..."

A note saying "She is coming for you. Run!" Shadow Linkle may be targetting you.

"Uh-oh... I heard about these pranks... I'm in danger."

It seems to be a link to a video. At first it looks like a sexy strip tease from Linkle. But then Jesus steps in front of the video and looks at you disappointed.

"DAMNIT JESUS GET OUT OF MY WAY I WANNA SEE THE FARM GIRL TITTY!"

Treats

A Honey Bun, fresh made!

"Oh yummy! It's gonna go straight to my butt, but it's worth it!"

Gingerbread Metroid. Zebes helped with this one!

"Well well, how seasonal. It is pretty cute, I'll have to give the boy thanks later as well."

Bread that looks like a little Cucco.

"Oh yeah, bird bread! I'll make sure this one doesn't get used in on of Ruby's food fights."

Cream filled eclair. Do not make the dick joke.

He's quietly sucking the cream out of it, like draining a prey animal, kind of terrifying actually, though the stray cream on his cheek is cute.

A fruit cake!

"Oooh, I've heard of these! Aren't these things supposed to be indestructible?" She's dribbling it like a basketball before sinking her shark teeth into it.

A chocolate cake pop covered in white icing.

"Oh this looks yummy!" She starts licking the icing off, obliviously suggestive and earning herself some stares.

Honey Glazed Meat!

"Meat huh? Maybe I can share it with Risky and her crew, I know pirates love the meat stuff, bring 'em some fruit to ward off the scurvy and we'll have a holiday feast!"

Apple Pie

"Pie! There's nothing like a nice warm pie on a winter night! I'll get some ice cream and we'll make it a la mode, maybe Cynthia will behave if I share some with her, she's always saying she wants some of my pie."

Carrot Cake

"Hmmm, I don't think I've ever had this before. Well the holidays are for trying new things. Linkle's cooking's never let me down before!"

Egg Pudding

"Huh, so you can make pudding out of eggs eh? It's so jiggly! I'mma just jiggle it a bit more before I eat..."

Honey Candy Bag

"I knew this was coming, but it's not always the surprise that's the best part, sometimes it's the joy of the moment. And it does taste quite good..."

Candy Apple

"Oh shit I dropped it in my cleavage. Anybody want to lick caramel off my boobs while I finish this apple?"

Nutcake. Don't.

"L-Linkle's homemade cake... I'll eat it slowly and treasure it!"

Pumpkin Pie

"Oh wow! We were never able to grow pumpkins in Littner village, I can't wait to try this!"

Wildberry Crepe

"Hmmm, a crepe huh? Well I do love berries, maybe I can teach the girls to make these."

Monster Cake

"How cute! It looks just like one of senpai's doodles, I'm gonna wreck this thing, but I'll see if Uzaki wants some first."

Takoyaki

"Oh, one of my favorites! The duel academy cafeteria doesn't make 'em like this!"

Sweet Dango

"Hmmm, usually I'm not much for sweets but these are pretty good." She's idly throwing the sticks at a bulls-eye target as she finishes them.

Pumpkin Soup

"Oh I've heard a lot of buzz about Linkle's famous pumpkin soup, just the thing to keep us warm on a cold winter night! Maybe I'll have Torkoal keep it warm so we can spoon it out for a while."

Stamina Potion

"I don't know how effective a stamina potion is for an android, I'd hate to have it gum up my body like the fish incident, but I'm sure I'll find a use for it."

[glossolali]

TLOVM Ep 7 Twitch Watch Party Summary

- Ashley voiced Mama De Rolo, but it sounded bad so she said "No, we're recasting this immediately"

- They call the sun tree dead people "cosplayers" (LMAO) and they hope real people actually cosplay them

- Part of the Percy making guns montage is an Ironman reference

- They noticed that we noticed Percy's shadow in that one shot where his shadow is pointing the gun at his head!

- Dominic Monaghan voices Archibald Desnay!

- Travis loves the Scanbo 'Musical Heist'

- No Matt NPC for these eps but he's in every episode anyway voicing SOMETHING

- The Scanlan Triceratops also has his sideburns (lol)

- The Hound had to go on a boat to record his voice for Vedmire

- Apparently they've watched reaction videos on Youtube, and they said the Cassandra bit at the end was their fave to watch cause everyone was as shocked as they were in the OG game

Q&A

Q: What was the process of designing Keyleth?

A: She used to be rounder in the face, you know it's her first adventure, she's a young woman- but this kind of design with the doe eyes can skew too young, so we made sure she was age appropriate, especially since she has a romance later on with Vax. She's cute as a button! And those skintight thigh high boots look damn good!

Q: Travis and Sam wrote 'Scanbo' together! What was that like?

A: Wanted to write for myself, we got everything out of our system even with some the musical bits (with Vedmire scatting) and then we went in and chopped it up and made it work.

*We watch the Tiny Scanlan and Vedmire chase draft animatic*

Q: What got cut from 'Scanbo'?

A: There was a glitter bomb, fart cloud expanding to a kitchen, but how the hell were we gonna explain that? Scanlan is a lower level in the show than in the campaign. It seems self indulgent that Scanbo was kept but it had to be kept!

Q: Arthur, you are one of the critter backers! What did you focus on when you came in?

A: Focused on Whitestone, and its design! But Matt said that some things we came up with were world breaking. And the design team had so much fun and we did world building separately and together for each section of Whitestone. (Travis: we struck gold with Arthur!) HOUSE DESIGN STUFF GOES HERE (sorry I missed it~~)

Q: Ashley! Tell us about Pike's design?

A: It was just so good! Everything they showed me I was immediately like, yes, I love it. But then we ended up changing the mace and the cape is gone and the shoulder pauldrons are smaller. And look at that butt! (sorry, missed the butt <3)

Q: What was it like seeing the NPCs backstories like the Briarwoods?

A: That's my favorite part (Sam), you get to see the behind the scenes when it comes to the villains and cronies roles, conversations - in Matt's world everything keeps going even if the PCs have Player Character Syndrome, which is really cool, so we get to see that here.

Aside: Laura plays the sims and kills her sims by drowning them in the pool. Also she has a basement and she wanted to show it to Travis. He was creeped out LMAO

[violetnotez]

Random HC I have of the JJK characters

Yuuji

Pours the cereal in AFTER the milk

Kinda has a wierd love hate relationship with Titanic (poor baby was devastated when Jack died)

Dude likes sleeping butt ass naked

LIKE NAKEDDDD

If there’s a fire in the middle of the night he is screwed affff

Had the biggest crush on Hinata from Naruto as a kid

Alssooooo Starfire from Teen Titans

dyed his hair pink as a joke thinking it would wash out

IT DIDNT WASH OUT

Likes pineapple on pizza

Megumi

Chugs Yakult at odd ass hours of the morning

Violently kicks in his sleep and doesn’t even know it

Has a pretty singing voice but will never ever EVER let anyone hear it

Has a secret obsession for Tokyo Ghoul

Has a death fear of clowns

Finds Yuuji fucking disgusting for liking pineapple on pizza

Gojo

Has 2 drawers full of the same pairs of glasses

Type of guy to not show up to work and be found in a random ass movie theater chilling as if it’s normal

Would eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 2am

Can never find a bed his size so he has to take out the frame at the end if it has one and place like a love seat in form of his bed so he has just enough leg room

Once tried to learn piano to pick up girls and got bored in the first week

Has a wierd thing when he eats food he doesn’t like to continue to eat the food as he complains on how shitty it is

Got into Hamilton and was sooooo into it

Follows a CRAP ton of cosplay girls on Insta

Has so many anime waifus Istg 💀😂

Inumaki 

Can actually tolerate the taste of orange juice after brushing his teeth

When he stubs his toe, he doesn’t yell, but just stomps around angrily

Has never said the word “shit”

And I think we all know why 👀💀

Nobara 

Wore braces as a kid and is permanently angry from that life experience

Loathes the idea of wearing a frilly gown

A beautiful bi

Looooooooves cheezits

Dream vacay is going to London one day

Hates Disney movies

Thinks Harry Potter is dumb but secretly is obsessed with it

Also finds Yūji fucking disgusting for liking pineapple on pizza

Maki 

Gets compared to Hanje from AOT ALOT

Didn’t know who tf that was until she watched the show

Now she’s a whole AOT fan and loves Hanje with all her heart

Secretly likes Star Wars

Lowkey a tomboy too

Was the kid who could beat up someone twice her size and not even bat an eye

Somehow owns only one pair of glasses and just takes superrr good care of them

Miwa

Is a total Disney nerd

also has a wierd ass obsession for My Little Pony she never grew out of

definitelllyyyyy owns a crap ton of plushies she really isnt proud of

whenever someone compliments her hair she turns into a red blushing mess and mumbles for like a straight hour

Sukuna

Gives himself fangs once and a while for the ✨aesthetic✨

Once when Yuuji ate a hamburger he wouldn’t shut up about it

This bitch loooooooves hamburgers

Medium Rare tho cause he’s boujee

Hates allllll of Yuuji’s music

But loves all the emo punk bands

OHOHOOH Corpse Husband is such a vibe for him

Could listen to Corpse Husband for the rest of his sad sadistic curse life

Will scream in Yuuji’s head at like 3am just to fuck with him

Secretly obsessed with ASMR, cause once Yuuji watched a video as a joke and he got ✨tingles✨

Sukuna was like WTF WAS THAT.

DO IT AGAIN.

so now he gets super excited whenever Yuuji watches an ASMR video 💀

Like Gojo, makes Yuuji follow a shit ton of cosplay girls on Instagram

Freaking weirdo

[jeanandthedreamofhorses]

‘Attack On Titan XR Ride’ in Osaka’s USJ

As I mentioned in my previous post, I’ve been living in Japan for the better part of a year now, and one opportunity I absolutely did not want to pass up was to see the Attack On Titan XR Ride at Universal Studios Japan, Osaka, before it closed down in August. It’s been a few months, so my memory might not be perfect, but I’ll do my best to describe it to you.

The courtyard in front of the ride was decorated with a Colossus Titan head, banners for the different regiments, and statues of Eren, Mikasa, and Armin.

There was also a shop selling unique merchandise where I bought a very high-quality and cosy Survey Corps cape to wear in the gargantuan queue for the ride.

A 3D animation that looks like the A.O.T. video games plays outside the ride while you’re waiting. A pair of closed windows by the entrance is opened up by Armin (it’s really a screen, but you can’t tell that til he opens them, so it’s a nice surprise). He then gives you instructions for the ride with interruptions from Eren, Mikasa, and Levi (who flies in in 3DMG gear in a very extra manner). About halfway through Hange butts in and takes over Armin’s explanation. They all have their Japanese anime voices.

The setting is that you’re on a Survey Corps expedition in Wall Maria, around Season 1-2 era. Once you enter the building, you go inside a hexagonal room surrounded by screens like window slits, through which you can see a Wall Maria town. Armin is talking to you over the speakers, when suddenly you hear the THUMP THUMP THUMP of titan feet, and outside the windows their feet come into view! One crouches down and you can see its face (I think it was the Peering Titan, the one that ate Mina).

Armin tells us we’re getting out of here, and the screens depict our descent as Armin lowers us down an elevator, like the one in the Battle of Trost when they’re trapped at the supply depot. When we reach the bottom, Armin tells us we need to retreat to Wall Rose, and a guide in Survey Corps cosplay ushers us through a door.

Past this door is where the real queue begins. It took about an hour or so, but it was made more enjoyable than the outside wait by the atmosphere and pretense that you’re on your way to evacuate. Music from the anime plays over the speakers, and the ride safety information that plays on the screens is done in the same manner as the ‘Current Publicly Available Information’ slides from the anime, and is narrated by Hange.

Eventually you get to the rollercoaster proper, sit down and fit a VR helmet over your eyes. You see a POV experience of the video-game style animation, with you going through a tunnel seated in a horse-drawn cart. When the ride gets started, and you leave the tunnel, you see the Colossus Titan tearing up the town. The twists and turns of the rollercoaster are portrayed as your carriage running up and down the falling debris, and even getting caught in the hand of the Colossus!

Luckily, Mikasa saves you, accompanied by Eren and Armin, and she asks if you’re okay. Levi appears to beat back a sea of Pure Titans trying to grab at you, saying something cool - probably “get a move on” or something (there were no English subtitles on the actual ride).

Eventually, you get out of the collapsing town and plunge down to a grassy plain. Here, you see the Armoured Titan charging at you, but Eren turns into a Titan and keeps it occupied. At one point, Sasha dashes past you on a horse. She drops her potato and looks back to it, wailing mournfully.

You’re almost at Wall Rose now, but the Beast Titan is blocking your path, saying something in that wonderfully deep voice of his. Eren’s Titan returns to you and you ride up his arm. At his shoulder, you abandon your cart and start zipping around in 3DMG with your comrades, the rollercoaster getting very wild at this point. You see Hange swinging by laughing maniacally.  With your combined strength you’re able to attack and immobilise the Beast and swing past him into Wall Rose.

The entry into Wall Rose is very sudden and you’re on a cart again with Eren. You can see all the townsfolk cheering your arrival, and the other comrades who fought with you are lined up on a podium doing the Survey Corps salute. Eren compliments your efforts and the ride ends. And no, sadly, Historia was not present, nor Jean, Connie, and Erwin 🥲.

While I was getting off, I heard a little girl shout “Levi kakkoii!” (Levi’s so cool!). Dunno if someone younger than 10 know about SNK, but at least she had fun.

Outside the gate is a food stall with an SNK aesthetic (third picture). They sold food themed off the characters: I remember there being a Mikasa steamed bun.

I didn’t eat there, though, because I already planned to have lunch at the SNK restaurant opposite the ride (fourth row). Inside, there was music from the anime playing together with clips from the show on a TV screen, up to the latest season. The set meal options were the Eren Plate, the Levi Plate (with tea, of course), and, for kids, the Mikasa Plate. You could also get desserts themed after Mikasa, Armin, and Levi, and a cup for your drink with one of the Shiganshina or Veteran trio on it.

You can guess what I chose. This Japanese conversation occurred with the woman behind the counter:

Her: “An Eren Plate with an Eren Cup. You really like Eren, huh?”

Me: “Yes, I’m a Jaegerist.” (joking!)

As you can see in my photo, the Plate Meal has an aesthetic like the anime without being such simple grub as the Survey Corps often have to eat. It was expensive, but damn, it wasn’t just because it had a picture of Eren sticking it out. It was one of the most delicious meals I’ve ever had. Also, I got to keep the cup.

Between the ride and lunch, I wandered around the rest of USJ and went on the Spider-Man VR ride - surpisingly themed to the 90s cartoon, which was very nostalgic. Japanese J. Jonah Jameson is a treat, and a recording of Stan Lee even thanked us for going on the ride at the end. I also saw Harry Potter, Jaws, and Jurassic Park attractions. Sadly, the queue for the Mushroom Kingdom was too long.

While I was wandering about, staff members from attractions totally unrelated to SNK would notice my cloak, give me a Survey Corps salute, and thank me for my service. This was probably an instruction given to all the staff, but damn if it didn’t make me feel good. Although, if they really wanted to make me feel like I’m in the series, they would berate me as a waste of tax money.

It was a 10/10 experience, the closest one can get to feeling like they’re really in the society of the Walls. Sadly it is now lost to time, but I hope this post allowed you all to enjoy it vicariously.

[kimistorm]

Tomato Face [Nathaniel x f! Reader]

Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug

Pairing: Nathaniel x F!reader

Warnings: None

AN: Experimental epistolary writing!

Dear Diary.

Nathaniel Kurtzberg is the prettiest boy I have ever met, and nobody can convince me otherwise. Not even Adrien Agreste. He is also an insanely talented artist. Even if he doesn’t believe he is. And...he just happens to be the one person in the entire school who stole my heart. He is just, so wonderful to be around. He’s so sweet and kind. Okay, so I’m crushing on him. So what? It’s not like he likes me. He never could. Could he? No, stop, stop getting your hopes up. Why would he like me? I’m just, normal. I don’t run a famous blog about Ladybug like Alya. I’m not loved by everyone in the school like Marinette. I’m not sweet and adorable like Mylène. I’m not rich like Chloe. Okay, maybe not the best comparison. I wouldn’t want to be like Chloe. I’m not an artist like Alix. Yeah, those two would get together. Both of them are artists. They’d do art together. Me? Well, I just like to vegetate and binge watch Netflix and YouTube. Maybe I could become a superhero! Like Ladybug and Chat Noir! Maybe then I’d have something interesting in my life. I’d be able to practically fly around Paris saving people. People would love me! I’d be a hero! But then...what if I didn’t have the time to watch all of Jacksepticeye’s videos? That’d be so bad! Miss Bustier told us to read Le Petite Prince and to compare that to the movie. Ugh. I don’t want to do this. It’s a book for children! Well, I’m going to binge My Hero Academia.

(y/n)

To: This notebook that is definitely not my diary,

(y/n) is really nice. Pretty. Wonderful. Kind. Lovely. What is a crush? Is it normal to get butterflies in your stomach whenever you walk by a person? Why is my face always red whenever I’m near (y/n)? Why is it that I want her to notice me, but at the same time, I don’t want her to notice me because what if she sees me doing something weird and concludes that I am weird? Is it weird that I want to draw her? But what if she notices me staring at her? That’d be so awkward. It’s not like when I draw Ladybug. I don’t have to stare at Ladybug to draw her. I can just look at a picture, but with (y/n)...what if I took a picture of her? Then used that as reference? No, that’s even weirder. Then I just have a random picture of her on my phone. What if she sees? She’d definitely think I was a weirdo. Maybe Alix would know the answer to all of these questions. She’s a girl. No, that’s a bad idea. I don’t think Alix has a crush on anybody. She wouldn’t know. Why is human interaction so hard? It’s not like a drawing where you can plan out what happens and if you make a mistake you can erase it and it’s gone. Is this a crush? Is this what they call loving someone? But who wouldn’t like (y/n)? She’s got a beautiful smile. She’s very pretty. She’s very nice and kind to everyone. She’s almost like an angel. Oh….

Nathaniel

To: This notebook that is definitely not my diary,

Mayday! Mayday! I told Alix about my feelings for (y/n), I don’t know why I did it. It just happened. We were talking and it just-AH! Good news, Alix didn’t laugh at me. Bad new, Alix called me “whipped.” She said that I’m totally head over heels for her and that I should tell her how I feel, but how am I supposed to do that? I’m nowhere near (y/n) in the day. It’s always been from afar. Watching. Oh no that sounds like I’m a stalker! She definitely thinks I’m a weirdo now! She’s some ethereal being, no way I could approach her. Maybe I could talk to one of her friends. Yeah, that would work. But, if I’m near one of her friends, what if I accidentally spill how much I’m in love with (y/n) and they tell her and then she thinks I’m a weirdo! Maybe I’ll get Alix to talk to her. But then, what if she thinks I’m a jerk because I don’t even talk to her? What if she thinks that I think that I’m too good for her? No way, she’s way out of my league. There’s no way she could like someone like me.

Nathaniel

Dear Diary,

What if I cosplayed Bakugou? Maybe then I would get off of my butt and do something. Nathaniel has been acting weird lately. Not that I’m stalking him or anything. He’s just been avoiding me, and I’m pretty sure he’s consciously doing that. Since we passed each other in the hall today and when I said hi, he turned around and walked the other direction without saying anything. Did I do something wrong? It hurts. Here I am, harboring this insane crush on him, and he’s ignoring my presence. I need to get over him. There’s no way he could like someone like me.

(y/n)

TO: THIS NOTEBOOK THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT MY DIARY,

THIS IS BAD THIS IS BAD THIS IS REALLY REALLY BAD. FOR SOME REASON, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY, NINO GOT ME COFFEE THIS MORNING. BUT I DON’T DRINK COFFEE. AND SO THIS ENTIRE DAY I’VE BEEN AMPED UP. I COULDN’T EVEN DRAW ANYTHING I WAS SHAKING SO MUCH. IF THIS IS WHAT CAFFEINE DOES TO ME I DON’T NEED IT. THEN, AT THE END OF THE DAY, I SOMEHOW HAD THE COURAGE TO GO TALK TO (Y/N). FACE TO FACE. WHO IS THIS PERSON? I DON’T DO THAT. WAS THIS COFFEE SPIKED WITH ADRENALINE OR SOMETHING? BUT THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN! I WAS WALKING OVER TO HER, AND CHLOE SUDDENLY APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND I TRIPPED. I DON’T KNOW WHAT I TRIPPED OVER BUT THE NEXT THING I KNOW MY LIPS ARE SMASHED AGAINST CHLOE’S LIPS AND (Y/N) SAW! WAIT, NOT JUST (Y/N). EVERYONE. EVERYONE. EVERYONE. EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL SAW! IT WAS ON THE FRONT STEPS! OF COURSE EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL SAW! AND YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? I RAN. OBVIOUSLY I RAN! I NEEDED TO GET OUT OF THAT SITUATION! IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING! I DON’T EVEN LIKE CHLOE! WHAT DO I DO?

NATHANIEL

Dear Diary,

Well. Today was just peachy. I saw Nathaniel on the front steps of the school practically eating Chloe’s face, and, well, my heart shattered. I didn’t think Nathaniel was that bold. Tomorrow everyone’s going to know how the two of them are dating. I knew I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up.

(y/n)

“H-hey, (y/n).” You looked up to see Nathaniel awkwardly approaching you.

You tried to brace your heart, “h-hi.”

“So, you uh, I’m sure you did, you saw the uh, thing that happened on the, uh, front steps yesterday.”

“Yeah.” You answered carefully. The boy in front of you was avoiding your gaze, and it made you wary.

“That was all, uh, a mistake. Yeah, a mistake. I don’t like Chloe. At all. It was, I, I don’t even know. One moment I was, I was, trying to talk to, to you, and then she was there, and then I tripped, and then I was kissing her.” He stammered, “not that I wanted to!” he then shouted in a panicked fashion. “It was an accident.”

“Why are you telling me?” you asked carefully. Your heart was starting to rise in anticipation, but you shook your head. You weren’t going to get your hopes up again.

“BecauseIwantedtoaskyoutogoonadatewithme.” He mumbled under his breath.

“W-what?” did he just say what you thought he said.

“I was on the front steps of the building that day becauseIwantedtoaskyoutogoonadatewithme!” he shouted.

“I…what?” you still couldn’t understand what he was trying to say.

He took a deep breath and asked the floor, “do you want to go on a date?”

Your heart soared, “that thing with Chloe, it was all just an accident?” you asked shyly.

“Yeah.” He murmured, and your heart pieced itself back together.

“H-hey, Nathaniel.”

“Hm?” he asked and looked up from the floor to you.

“I’d love to go on a date with you,” you replied happily and leaned forward and pressed a kiss to his lips that left the two of you blushing redder than Nathaniel’s hair.

“Ugh!” a voice shouted from the end of the hall and the two of you whipped around to see Chloe standing angrily. “I can’t believe you two still got together! Even after yesterday!”

“Way to ruin the moment.” Nathaniel muttered.

“Come on, let’s go.” You took his hand and the two of you walked away from Chloe.

To: This notebook that is definitely not my diary,

She loves me! She’s not mad at me. She doesn’t think I’m weird. We’re going to go on a date together. Nothing could get me down. Cloud 9. I think that’s what it’s called. I’m on Cloud 9.

Nathaniel.

Dear Diary,

Today was fantastic. Yesterday was all just a misunderstanding. It was just Chloe being Chloe. But he likes me. He actually likes me! We’re going to go on a date together! Today is a wonderful day.

(y/n)

“Do I look good?” Nathaniel asked worriedly as he looked at Adrien and Nino. Alix was busy at a skating competition, but she sent him best of luck.

“‘Course you do!” Nino smiled.

“Maybe I should change jackets.” Nathaniel worriedly looked at himself in the mirror. He was wearing his normal purple pants, a white button-up, and his normal gray jacket. “It’s too normal.”

“If you were wearing something fancier, it’d look like you were going to prom.” Nino blurted out, but Adrien elbowed him, “I mean! You look great already!”

“There’s no need to get too fancied up,” Adrien smiled, “now come on, if you don’t get going, you might be late to pick her up.”

“Oh no!” Nathaniel panicked.

“Hey, don’t panic,” Adrien told him soothingly, “look, you’ve got your phone, you’ve got your wallet, you’re good to go. You’ll make it with time to spare.”

Nathaniel took a deep breath, “thanks guys.”

“No problem. Now go!” Nino shooed Nathaniel.

[artzychic27]

Mendeleiev’s Class Headcanons (Thanks @nerd-chocolate for helping me come up with these!)

Reshma: 🪡

Cis/Demiromantic/Lesbian/ She/Her

Originally from India

She got money! But she’s very humble. (Unlike some people *cough* Chloé *cough*)

Loves magical girl shows and cosplays as the characters

She and Marinette are sewing buddies, always making costumes for conventions

Very shy, but she has her moments

Will raise hell if one of her friends gets hurt

Rando: Your friends are shit.

Reshma: … Guys, hold my things while I kill this guy.

Out of all her classmates, she’s the most protective of Ismael

Not interested in Lila’s lies and gets uncomfortable when she talks

Simon: 📱

Demiboy / he/him & they/them / Pansexual

Bit of a grump (Also a little shit from time to time)

His phone is his best friend and he prefers to look at it rather than what’s around

They’re into video editing and has a YouTube channel where they make anime music videos

Lives with their aunt because their parents are neglectful. She got custody when they were six

Has a History Buff rivalry with Alix

They’re both the top students in History and are always testing each other’s knowledge whenever they see each other.

Simon: Catherine the Great died while trying to engage in bestiality!

Alix: That hasn’t been proven to be true!

Both Classes: We worry about you two.

But one thing they do have in common is their love for Epic Rap Battles of History videos

Has facts to disprove Lila’s lies

Marc: ✍🏼

Gay / he/him / In a relationship with Nathaniel

Born of the first day of June during a pride parade

Has two moms named Penny and Alyssa

Has a little brother named Kiran who embarrasses him a lot

Kiran when Nathaniel came over: My brother said you have a cute butt.

Marc: *Immediately covers his mouth while Nathaniel laughs*

Surprisingly, he likes horror movies. Especially the REALLY suspenseful ones

He’s into anime and superheroes (Of course)

His criticism of bad writing is Gordon Ramsey level harsh. But he isn’t like that with his friends, he just screams internally

Chanel likes to take advantage of this and misspell twenty words and make tons of grammar errors just to see if he’ll combust

Marc gets teased the most for his love life

He knew Lila was a liar right out the gate

Denise: 🌌

Nonbinary / they/them / Polysexual

What a dork 🤓

Afro-Cuban

When angry, they’ll slip into Spanish and curse up a storm

They’re the most physically fit in their class

Every time there’s an Akuma, they will carry their friends to safety (They can carry up to five)

The class flower child who’s always trying to make sure their friends stay calm so they don’t attract Akumas

But harm their friends, and you die

Has a twin sister named Floramaria

Is into astronomy

Would like to become an astronaut

Denise: Hon, Princr Ali works with children, not the environment.

Lacey: 🧗🏼‍♀️

She/her / asexual / bi-curious

The adventurous one

LOVES rock climbing and it comes in handy during Akuma attacks

The only one in her class willing to take on Kim’s dares. She never loses and he never learns

Lacey doesn’t look like a risk-taker, so people underestimate her until they see her doing parkour around Paris

Lives with her grandparents and her two younger brothers Jeremy and Evan who are two little shits

So she knows how to handle rude people

Pretty sure she got into an arm-wrestling contest with Denise and it ended as a draw

Unintentionally disproves Lila’s lies

Jean: 🎭

Pansexual / he/him & they/them / Demiromantic

The class Christine Canigula

“I love Play Rehearsal!”

Also the class Drama King

Will take the opportunity to make a musical theater reference

Simon: This is rough.

Jean: KINKY!

They’re learning many acting methods when a role comes up

They like to cosplay as characters from their favorite shows like Veronica Sawyer and Jared Kleinman

They’re into cross dressing, so it isn’t rare to see them in a skirt and heels

He and Marc were voted ‘Best Dressed’

Would love to star in a musical or play, but not movies. (He thinks they take away creative freedom)

Scared of horror movies, so they’re always hiding behind Marc during class movie night

Is a polyglot which comes in handy for characters who speak other languages

Lives with his very supportive dad

Because of his years in the theater, he knows a liar when he sees one

Mireille: ☔️

Demigirl / Omnisexual / She/her & they/them

One of the ‘Class Moms’

She and Theo are brother and sister! Everyone got that?… Good. That’s all they are, nothing more.

She’s secretly Alec’s daughter (Which is why she won the weather girl contest) and she has a strained relationship with him

Used to be really shy before meeting Aurore

She’s still soft spoken, but is working on it

She and Aurore run a blog called ‘Ladybug and Cat Chat’

Knows Lila is lying but is too nervous to call her out for it

Zoe: 😇

Disaster Sapphic around pretty girls. *cough* Marinette *cough*

Fine with any pronouns

Terrified of bugs because of that prank at her old school

She wants her sister to love and change for better no matter how agonizingly slow that process may take

They took up acting to cover up their true self to avoid bullying.

So, he’s basically a nicer version of Lila

Loves DIY (Plus, it gives her an excuse to make jewelry with Marinette)

They may or may not be plotting Lila’s demise.

Harm Mari in any way, and you die.

Ismael: 😏

AroAce Trans Boy

Originally from Pakistan

Short

Bit of a tsundere towards Marc and teases him the most when it comes to his love life

Will bite homophobic and transphobic dicks… He has done it before.

Comes off as a little shit sometimes, but he really does care for others and his personality is just for defense

None of his classmates have ever seen him cry

He’s kind of into magic. His favorite magician is Criss Angel and he watches old clips of his acts

His parents are separated, and instead of living with his loving father, he lives with his neglectful mother

Loves the feel of his cardigans! He often commissions Marinette for some

Does not believe any of Lila’s words, but he’s subtle about it.

Lili: *Bunch of lies*

Ismael: WHY YOU ALWAYS LYIN’?!

Aurore: ☀️

Raging lesbian / She/her

The class mom along with Mireille

Has spare parasols and umbrellas in her locker.

Is amazing at helping people gain confidence. Dubbed, ‘The Aurore Effect’

“Little Miss Perfect”

She’s the class’ ‘Marinette’

Gets good grades, class rep, has a binder listing her classmates’ allergies, birthdays, interests, all of it

Her parents are unknowingly putting pressure on her to succeed and making her feel like she can’t be herself like she is at school- Just a chaotic blonde who will smack a bitch if necessary

They have no idea how stressed she is until an anonymous source sheds some light. *Cough* Mireille *Cough*

So they lay off, stop expecting so much, and allow her to join the clubs and extracurriculares she wants to

ADORES Marc (Her favorite child)

Aurore has chased Lila away with her parasol once because she would not shut up

Chanel: 💄

Demigirlflux / She/her they/them it/its /Bisexual

Doesn’t like liars and hates when two people are oblivious to their feelings for each other

Takes the title ‘Geek’ with pride

Wants to be a makeup artist and often practices with Marc

Is actually learning how to make their own products

Comes from a military family. Her mom’s in the coastguard and dad’s a professional chef

She’s DEEP in the closet around them

Has two older siblings named Yvette and Jordyn that are seemingly perfect in every way

Their parents have deep rooted issues with their own parents so they have a hard time showing how proud they are of their children

Because of this, Yvette and Jordyn have superiority complexes and put others down so they can feel like winners. Chanel is often their go-to

Chanel wasn’t noticed a lot by its’ parents because of their jobs and it didn’t have many friends

Aurore was their first friend and is a product of ‘The Aurore Effect’

Yvette and Jordyn can be assholes, always putting it down, but they supported their sibling when it came out.

Has called Lila out, gets threatened, but still calls her out because it has the class backing it up.

[depressedhatakekakashi]

[ IDK if this ask sent because my phone died the second i sent it in sooo yea- if i already sent this then delete this ask ]

For TTAU, How would Team Guy and Team Kakashi react to going to their first convention? The giant ones where they sell merchandise and have people from many different fandoms cosplaying?

Like Marvel fans, Star wars, Anime, Video games, Tv shows, etc.

Like Kakashi and Guy seeing people cosplaying them in nearly spot on costumes getting pictures together and with other Naruto cosplayers

Or Lee and Neji seeing two people cosplaying them acting goofy n shit XD

Or Kakashi seeing a rather large group of Kakashi cosplayers taking a photo with one lone Guy cosplayer XD

Or Naruto and Sasuke seeing like- 30 Naruto and Sasuke cosplayers XDD

Kakashi is amused. He usually doesn't like people dressing up like him, but with the amount of Kakashi's around it's surprisingly easy for him to just blend in and get by without notice. The odd person will ask for a photo thinking he's in costume, which he'll happily give with his thumbs up pose. But for the most part people leave him alone, and that's important in such a crowded event.

Kakashi does not like crowds and he wants to get by with as little difficulty as possible.

Sakura is starting multiple fistfights that Kakashi has to drag her away from, because someone saw her 'costume' and decided to give her a lecture on how 'Sakura actually sucks and is a terrible character'. She has also started fist fights cuz someone started bad mouthing Ino or Hinata to prop her up and that's just unacceptable.

Naruto is having a competition with Sasuke (that Sasuke did not agree to) to see who has more people dressed up like them. He is horrified to realize that Sasuke is winning, but Kakashi is kicking both of their butts without even trying.

Gai goes up to every single Kakashi cosplayer and tells them how they could make their costume more belivable. down to the slouch. He is determined to give them the best chance they have in the costume contest, and the judges hate him for it because now they have a hundred really convincing Kakashi cosplayers and it's already difficult to choose a winner. When he see's the rare Gai cosplayer, he make's sure that they have the thumbs up/smile pose down perfect and that they have a Kakashi roleplayer with them. they come in pairs and he will not hear otherwise.

Lee is loving it. He keeps pointing out all the Lee and Njei roleplayers, and he's very distraught to find out that there's little to no Tenten cosplayers.

Tenten's too busy looking at all of the cool prop weapons to even care. She has a goal and that goal is to convince her sensei to let her bring home at least three prop weapons. maybe five.

Neji really just wants to go home, but he does also ejoy looking at the manga's that have been created on their life. It's rather amusing to see how things were written all these years later, and how they're remembered by history.

[wallsinner]

Some OnlyFans headcanons.

Okay, so I've been thinking a lot about which SNK characters I think would have an OnlyFans in a Modern!AU maybe when they're in college, maybe when they're a little older but I feel that this would all predate serious careers. So I decided I would share these thoughts with you. For some reason I thought I'd already posted about this before but apparently I haven't.

+ Reiner 1000% has an OnlyFans. He goes ALL out on it as well -- nothing is hidden, he probably has close up pictures of his asshole, probably has full on sex videos on there too, but nothing with any of his friends, not through lack of trying. Makes hella money from it every month too, paying his way through life with butt shots.

+ Sasha. Though she might not use it as a *tradtional* OnlyFans and might do exclusive topless Mukbangs or something like that. Probably has lewd pics involving food that she's done as rewards for her highest subscribers or something. Makes enough.

+ Connie. Probably copied the idea from Reiner and Sasha, probably doesn't go as far as Reiner but maybe a bit further than Sasha, shows his diq, maybe has a couple of masturbation videos and probably has a video of Sasha sucking his diq that is the most bought video on the page. Makes enough.

+ Jean. Is into the idea of it but doesn't want it to come back to haunt him if his parents (or friends, but especially doesn't want to disappoint his Mama) so he doesn't show his face. Shows his abs and his diq and his diq cumming all the time but never his face. People seem to find the fact that he doesn't show his face super sexy so he makes enough.

+ Christa. Does lewd cosplay, Ymir has probably appeared on her page too but doesn't have her own page. Is a toned down Belle Delphine type, as in she isn't a total troll but she does a lot of similar content. Ymir suggests she sell her bath water, Christa says no. Does cosplay requests, probably earns the most out of all of them due to being tiny and blonde.

+ Hitch. Posts all the lewds ever, definitely plays up a mean girl role and insults the men who message her because she knows thats what they want.

Maybe more to come, but I wanna know if you agree with me, if you disagree, who else you think would do it?

[smartbrained]

my pre-show cast takes:

creds to @nerdphobic for the tiermaker!!

ALYSSA: thought her bio was alright, love to hear that she’s a superfan and that she’s there to game hard. her instagram annoys me because she just seems very influencer wanna-be. i would say she’s showmance bait, but she might have a boyfriend? or at least did as recently as january. (not that that stops anyone on bb) also side-eyeing her bb connections

AZAH: had the best takes in her bio. hates showmances and loves jun. will play for herself, not the house. i like her instagram because it’s more normal/less influencer-like than others. let’s go queen 👑

BRENT: idk on him. don’t like that he might gun for a showmance.

BRITINI: i think i’ll either love her or be extremely annoyed by her. maybe both! i like that she’s into theatre (like me djdnsnshshs) but tiktok dancers lowkey annoy me so i’m not as into that. glad that she’s there to really compete/make big moves and give it her all! but WOOF her bio is exhausting

CHRISTIAN: he’s a white man so i kinda automatically don’t trust him BUT i trust him more than travis atm. i’ve seen that ppl who know him say he’s sweet, so that’s nice!

CHRISTIE: love the bald rep and her baldtourage dance group is pretty cool. don’t like that she likes derrick/cody, but her loving haleigh partially makes up for that. love that she wants to kick the guys’ butts in physical comps. ayanna pressley commented on one of her insta posts 😳 she said she’s loud in her BB insta vid - could be a good or bad thing

DEREK F: plus size queer rep 🙌 seems entertaining! rooting for him

DEREK X: a cutie. have no idea what his gameplay will be like - could see him floating.

FRENCHIE: using “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” as a word to describe yourself automatically annoys me. britney haynes/rachel’s hair extensions as an iconic duo though 💀 proud member of the NAACP??? okay. hearing that he’s harassed women on twitter means that i automatically distrust and dislike him. wild that he’s the stan twitter person going into the house

HANNAH: houseguest that’s younger than me… i feel old. like azah, has good takes! is a superfan and is excited for the whole experience. seems smart, and i love that she’s got a minimal social media presence. let’s go 🙌

KYLAND: cool that he’s a movie nerd. is a longtime bb fan and excited to game. love that he’s read all the twilight books. has good takes on social media!

SARAH: seems sweet, could be boring. plans to float. she’s heard abt the house ant problem. cool that she does cosplay. haven’t seen any social media for her.

TIFFANY: what does “i utilize my alter ego” mean 👀 a CEO! also haven’t seen social media for her.

TRAVIS: showmance bait. loves brett and winston - what more is there to say. says he’s obsessed with cinema - maybe he and kyland will bond over that. published author? what? likes pranks…. that worries me. also why would you announce you’ve been sued multiple times? 💀 follows fox news and prager u on insta 🤮 anyways, the barstool video of him has ruined me and i will never get some of those quotes out of my head

WHITNEY: i actually have had white chocolate raspberry tillamook ice cream (it’s really good) so i wanna know the story of how she’s responsible for that? her bio didn’t super bug me but i’ve heard she’s into guns and also her instagram annoys me + her video intro on the BB insta was SO BORING. go girl give us nothing ! showmance/floater bait 🙄

XAVIER: hot af. chilltown (RIP) 💀 loved britney haynes goodbye message to boogie and danielle reyes’ impressions - that’s taste 😘🤌 probably won’t bring any drama - only wants to win when he has to, doesn’t want to make things personal. has a cat and wants a dog but only when he’s got a yard for it 🥺💕 could be boring, but at least he’s hot 😌 him deadpan saying he’s fun loving in the BB insta videos killed me

[otonymous]

Quick question! What kind of porn do you think the boys are into? I like to think Kiro is into awfully funny porn parodies, Victor likes the cheesy ~romantic~ porn that’s super artsy and aesthetic, Lucien is mostly into the kinda female edging+ multiple orgasm stuff (but also I feel like he has a folder of super kinky vids 😉) and Gavin... amateur stuff that is super passionate and not so performance based. BONUS: ling xiao gets off on public sex videos esp if they’re high risk dab

Dear Nonny,

Why must you bait me into revealing the extent of my pornographic knowledge when you KNOW I absolutely cannot resist answering an Ask like this?! LOLOL

Posting this after the cut, because god knows I don’t need to corrupt any more innocent souls 😆

Warnings: NSFW/18+: Explicit/graphic language and mature content - reader discretion is advised.

MLQC NSFW Headcanon: INCOGNITO MODE COMMENCE! - Porn Preferences of the Boys

Lucien:

Mr Skin (bonus points if you know what I’m talking about)

Enjoys watching steamy scenes from actual movies

He especially likes international art house films, or ones with unsimulated sex scenes

There is a largely cerebral component to Lucien’s arousal: he likes the artistry, needs to feel the emotions and intimacy behind a sexual act to really stir his loins (LOL), otherwise it’s all just moving parts to him

In the same vein, he doesn’t have a particular “type" of body he’s consistently attracted to.  You could be any size, shape and colour and as long as he feels that emotional and intellectual connection, he’d be turned on

Victor:

The genre itself doesn’t matter so much as IT MUST HAVE PLOT

If the plot isn’t good, Victor can’t enjoy it

100000/10 would be sitting there in his home theatre, porn projecting on a giant screen, tsk-tsk-ing at the quality of the production, thinking of ways the plot can be improved to make it more realistic

JUDGING: “How could she have forgotten the pizza?  It should be fairly obvious that the box she’s holding is empty.  It’s much lighter and cooler to the touch.  Also, where’s the insulated bag they always deliver the food in?  I would’ve fired her so quickly…”

Probably the most annoying person to watch porn with because he cannot keep his commentary to himself

BUTT (LOL!)…loves a good anal scene

Kiro:

The 3 Cs: Cosplay, Casting couch and Castle Kink (see pic below; bonus points if you know what I’m talking about 😆)

Overall, the man is pretty well-rounded when it comes to his porn preferences LOL

Gavin:

TBH, Gavin doesn’t really have much of a preference for one type of porn over another; he’s not especially picky

Typically tends to go with whatever vids are trending for the day, the one with the most hits on the home page

He’s the type of guy who prefers to close his eyes, think of his girl, and pump that lotion into his hand, box of tissues at the ready 😆

BUT…he is a sucker for particularly good creampie compilations LOLOL

BONUS: Ling Xiao

Doesn’t have time or energy to watch porno because he’s too busy making them 💯💯💯💯

BALLER!!! 😎

One of the most subscribed to amateur channels in the Pornhub community

Ling “Lightning Fingers” Xiao 🤣🤣🤣

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