#and he is supposed to be menacing.
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ok so me and @atak-achrativ are making fun of hungarian monsuno names, right? because of the low-hanging fruit of silly.
But I think there is something in English we're missing.
His name is '\'
#monsuno#shitpost#the monster's name is literally. backslash. the key you use in some shellscripts because something something shellscripts are weird#and he is supposed to be menacing.#In hungarian he's pokolvéreb - hellhound; hell blood dog#which is clunky but at least not a goddamn ASCII character
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Wolfwood carring around his own IV stand like he does with the punisher is so funny to me
#He would be a menace to all hospital stuff bc he does things he is supposed NOT to do as a patient#trigun wolfwood#trigun maximum#nicholas d. wolfwood
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i feel like bakugou only does fwb because mina tries to explain to his wound up ass that sometimes adults just have consensual sex for the fun of it.
like maybe it starts as an accident, or unplanned; somehow, she managed to get two mixed drinks in him — which is two drinks too many — and you're all at denki's birthday party and he's having a little more fun than he's willing to ever admit, and you're there, some friend of jirou's, and before he knows it, his face is flushed and he's staring at you a little too obviously from across the room.
you're pretty, that's all. and even though he's got this big dumb scar on his face and hands and chest and shoulders and — you're looking at him, too. making a face at him when something funny happens, eyes wide, lips curled into some amused smile; mouthing things to him, like he's wasted when denki falls and brings the curtains down with him. you're interacting but not, and did he really expect mina not to notice ???
"you should go talk to her!"
bakugou's reaction is a little slow, but just as intense; eyebrows furrowed, teeth grit, nostrils flared, as if she just suggested he kill his own grandma or something. "stay the hell outta my business."
unphased, she grabs one of his shoulders, fingernails diggiing in when he tries to shake her off. "c'mon, she's cute! and you two have been making googly eyes at each other all night!"
and — okay, he doesn't say anything to that, even though he definitely has not been making fucking googly eyes at you. it just takes him by surprise a little, that's all, that she thinks you've been making googly eyes at him. whatever that means. but the alcohol has set in enough that he's a little too transparent, a little too quick to bare his insecurities.
unthinking, he swivels his head back to stare at you, how you're smiling and chatting with some girl you came with, sticking your tongue out at him when you notice him looking, before he's swiveling to face back at mina again.
"the fuck am i supposed to say? i don't ever—" chat up strangers, he means, because — he never knows what the fuck to say. and it seems like a waste of time, usually, because he's got to reveal himself little by little and hope the other person doesn't run off crying because he hurt their feelings or something.
he's busy. hell, mina knows that better than anyone because her schedule isn't any looser than his, so it's not like he's really got time to date right now, and even if he did, he wouldn't have the time to devote to it that he probably should. it's why he's avoided it this long, and he makes a habit of steering clear of this subject with everyone, especially her, because she's always saying things like—
"you seriously need to get laid, blasty! maybe some of the pressure will release from your big head!"
and then he's attracting too much attention by trying to blast her to smithereens; something about alcohol makes him fourteen again, too quick to whip out the die!'s and sparking palms.
it also throws off his balance a little, because he doesn't really want to turn her to dust and so he's not fighting as hard and she's almost got him in a headlock when you walk up, laughing at how much they resemble clumsy, overgrown children.
as soon as mina sees you, she's up on her feet and saying, "he's totally clean, practically a virgin!" before he can actually, really, truly end her young life. and you laugh some more when his face goes beet red and he means to insist that that's not true — it is — but you sit too close beside him on the couch and it's like he's taken a large sip of one of mina's too-strong drinks all over again.
"you know," you start, crossing one leg over another so that it's brushing against his knee. "you're a lot funnier than i thought you'd be."
and bakugou has zero game sober, so he says, "...well...you dunno shit about me, so..."
"no, i guess i don't," you snort, leaning a little further into him, grin widening when his cheeks darken at your proximity. "but i'd like to learn."
no. he's not gonna tell anyone that you fucked in sparkplug's guestroom. zero. nobody. taking it to the grave, because he's really not that kind of guy. and there's already this out of control rumor about him in the media that he's some sado-masochist hard dom and he's not really trying to fuel that fire.
okay, he doesn't tell anyone except mina, because she's the one that got him into the whole thing in the first place.
"it's really not a big deal, kats." she says it to him over breakfast in her overdecorated, over-pink kitchen, smirking at him from across the bar counter where he's chugging some green drink she concocted. "people hook up with strangers all the time."
"well, i fuckin' don't." he grumbles, frowning at the heart pattern on her dinner plates. the too-large glasses she's given him to block out the sun aren't helping. more for show than anything, he thinks.
"not like i want to know all the raunchy details but," —she and bakugou share a grimace at the thought— "didn't you have at least a little bit of fun?"
okay, he did.
you're — carefree, in the sense that nothing was too serious, too awkward. this isn't something bakugou does on the regular so it maybe might have been a while, but — you were fine with that. didn't mind at all, seemed to be just as content sitting naked on top of him, tracing the ugly lines over his chest and across his shoulders and at his hip and —
he also learned his refractory period is about 12 minutes. and that yours is about 45 seconds.
yeah, he can admit that he had a decent time with you, but the problem isn't that he hooked up with some stranger.
the problem is that he kinda liked watching you through hazy eyes as you walked your fingers up his chest, fiddling with his ear and pushing his hair up off his forehead. that he kinda liked pulling your legs up around his hips because you fit together a little better than he expected. that he didn't know you would feel so good or sound so sweet underneath him.
the problem is that sex makes him vulnerable and that's the real reason he avoids it so much. the problem is that he doesn't really want to hook up with strangers.
the problem is that now he just wants you.
#i love the fwb trope bc it has such good angst potential — but i have such a hard time envisioning it for bkg and yet i dont ???#bc i think he could think he wanted to be detached enough to just have sex and that's it#that's all he has time for#comes around like once a month really bc he's trying NOT to get attached#but also it's such vulnerability??? and i think he would try to avoid that ???#idk just working out the thought with him !!#i love the idea of mina and bkg besties she's such a menace#bkg tells her all this bc of course he does and she's like: you're missing the point of fwb#you arent supposed to try to date your fwb#THAT'S WHY THEY'RE YOUR FWB !!!#ofc she's happy for him tho he he he#[ bakugou ]#bakugou drabble
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Shadow's electricity looks more yellow than red, which is interesting. Could also be a color grading issue, to be fair.
Ooh! Good eye! I think it might be yellow with a light orange and white tint to the effect. Either way, I dig it! I think it looks great!😎
#sonic movie 3 spoilers#sonic movie#sonic movie 3#I know that he’s supposed to be menacing but he looks aforable#You can still kick ass and be cute#mystery anon#off topic#Oh yeah I’m definitely stealing Shadow from Paramount
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there is something sooo fucking good about early seasons ian and mickey, about watching this summer fling turn into something more, the fear that elicited from mickey but him being unable to stop, finding those little moments hidden away and taking all this meaning from small gestures and persevering in dugouts and under bleachers and barely pressed confessions in the back of a church that is soo good for my brain
like i am very glad mickey gets to shout his love for ian from the mountain tops and also beat his love for ian into his dad's face but when he was clenching his teeth shut and his love for ian was coming out regardless ohhhhh baby i was eating
#shameless us#gallavich#and also they actually gave noel something interesting to work with instead of 5 mins of nonsense in the later seasons but. what can you do#like i watch later season stuff with like equal parts 'good for them i'm happy they are happy' and 'thats not my boy'#yes my man deserves to be out and happy and a bridezilla but also he would not act like that <3 hope this helps#yes he deserves to be a diva menace no he wouldn't do it like that though <3#yes he should get to heal from his familial trauma no he should not be forced to care for and interact with that man who should be dead#gallavich truly double edged sword of biggest win for fans and also biggest fumble#like ian's supposed to be one time hook up in s1 became his HUSBAND after years of bringing him back and sending him away rinse and repeat#because the writers hated mickey but audiences loved him#so yay they're married! time to have the most uninteresting plots for them imaginable & retcon some dumb ass traits on them for plot purpos#the last 2 seasons should have centered around ian and mickey becoming the centralizing force of the house that fiona was at the start#god there are so many tags here sorry. got more passionate about this than i thought i would#mickey milkovich
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I'm sorry but KAOS orpheus. why does he Look Like That. no shade but help?
#WHERE IS HIS SWAGGER#hes so. 😭😭😭💔💔#hes supposed to be pretty...this man looks like a menace to society#how on earth did he snag eurydice??#kaos#kaos netflix
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Okay but like, there are definitely a number of monsters Luo Binghe was supposed to encounter in the original PIDW that he never did in SVSSS, because Liu Qingge got to them first on account of being alive.
#You can't tell me at least SOME of those monsters he's constantly killing weren't supposed to be reserved for Binghe#The man is a menace both to the natural world and the plotline#svsss#liu qingge#luo binghe
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Obsessed with Peri being such a shithead as a kid 😭 He learned so much from Timmy, fr
#fairly oddparents#the brothers ever!!#i feel like SO MANY people forget how unhinged poof could be as a baby lol#he was such a little menace 😭#anyway when is peri going to teach dev how to play ''watching a movie you're not supposed to with the window wide open''
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jiang cheng's sexuality or desire for a relationship are secondary, he's actually an eternal bachelor because people are scared of wei wuxian going sweeney todd on them if they break jc's heart.
#we can all appreciate the menace of getting a very calm shovel talk from jiang yanli#but i think the terror of over protective brother wwx is under rated#''guy who takes absolutely nothing seriously getting very serious and its your fault'' is a unique kind of scary#he did that to wen chao for jiang cheng.#the apex of wei wuxian's cruelty violence and sadism was tapped into#because wen chao robbed his little brother of the life he was supposed to have.#many people portray wwx as delighted about his brother's relationships and i think he is happy for jc#but i don't think 'you're not good enough for my sibling so im going to make your life hell' is jyl specific#and we see in great detail the lengths wwx is willing to go to for his brother.#so like.#yknow#mdzs#yunmeng bros#also of the opinion that jc is the most reasonable sibling and without him to reign wwx in...............
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when you’re a professional hater no one is safe from the ol’ point and laugh… not even yourself
#my new fave thing to do is go to the collectibles store and dig through the $5 bin for a fricked up starscream#I’ve found two so far but this little one is the best#he is so cursed….. why did they make him look like that#he’s supposed to be serving cunt!!!!!!!!!#do you guys like the menacing glow from my ikea lamp btw#cel yaps#transformers#starscream
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do you think pro ! Neil has like, people coming to him saying they've met his look alikes, his doubles, whatever, like those people who look like you if not for a few difference.
but it's just...Neil.
different identities.
a whole ass video of Neil and his lookalikes throughout the world and like people coming in and saying yeah, Alex was very cheerful and Oliver loved pickles it was a bit worrying and yada yada, whole ass personalities and people thrown in there just for it them to be Neil... or pre-Neil
#yk the boy was saying that neil was supposed to act like this and that but not like that#he made up whole characters for all of them#aftg#aftg headcanon#aftg foxes#aftg fandom#aftg neil#neil josten being a menace#neil josten#andreil#im thinking of Andrews reaction to that#or any of the foxes really#andrew minyard#psu foxes
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Nice shorts (yay, black jean shorts it seems) and legs, Jan but…WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE?!
Also, Nace’s dogs are out. 👀
On a more serious note, does someone have a clearer version of this photo? Preferably without the text?🫣
#joker out#jan peteh#nace jordan#kris guštin#jure maček#smh Jan and his emo summer wear#those goddamn long black socks#I don’t know which is funnier#this or Kris’ SpongeBob SquarePants getup from last year#Nace forgot that he was supposed to show his legs and he showed his feet instead#a menace
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In agony over the fact that if i want content of my oc and [redacted], there is no way for that content to simply manifest itself into reality; I have to make it myself .
#chattin#i have to WRITE???#i have to DRAW??#i cant have someone else make the exact character i have and make them write and draw everything i need and more??#this is about stardew btw. join me in my agonies#for the first time in like. ever. i have made an oc that i like so much that i have Drawn them#and drawn them w ANOTHER canon character#like i have farmers but theyre like. theyre cute lol#but i have Background Lore for this farmer#he is getting worldbuilding details i only give my specialest babies for my own comic ideas#and its made me worldbuild for OTHER sdv characters. like god.#just in time for the update i suppose#i think i need to make an sdv blog bc i am a menace#and i need my interests organized neatly 😭😭😭
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damn remember when ichigo went full hollow and orihime was terrified of him but when ulquiorra, someone she has only known as a hollow and kidnapped her by threatening to murder all her friends and spent her whole imprisonment intimidating her, asked her if she was afraid of him she said she wasn't
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
LIKE WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT????????
#did he just mindlessly stumble into these parallels#am i really not supposed to think that orihime being afraid of the monster that the guy she's in 'love' with turned into FOR HER#and her not being afraid of the guy who has done NOTHING but MENACE her ISN'T POINTED AND SAYS SOMETHING VERY CLEAR ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIPS#WITH THEM?#DOES THAT NOT PROJECT A VERY CLEAR MESSAGE THAT SHE KNOWS THE SOUL OF ONE AND NOT THE OTHER#THAT SHE CAN'T ACCEPT THE REALITY OF SOMEONE SHE'S ADMIRED FOR YEARS BUT APPRECIATES THE HUMANITY OF A FULL-TIME MONSTER?#ulquihime have a very ''i know i'm a monster but you treat me like a man'' type relationship#this is the pattern of ih scenes they're always Almost romantic lol#ichigo totally losing himself to his darker side in his need to protect her can easily be read as romantic#but then she??? completely rejects him?????????#AND THEN ALL BUT LITERALLY GIVES ULQUIORRA HER HEART!!!!!!!!!#REACHES TO HOLD HIS HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#bleaching#don't get me started about ichigo not administering the final blow with ulquiorra because both he and kubo fucking forgot how zanpakuto wor#ulquiorra could have been purified and gone to soul society and become a regular character but noooooooooooooooo#at least that scene is romantic af#even if AGAIN LIKE I KEEP SAYING an editor needed to be like uh hey sensei. remember. remember what zanpakuto do.#hey sensei. why don't we ever see hollows as souls in soul society. hey.#anyway.
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Me daily. If you even care
(Image credits to @girl-named-matty)
#Yeah#im a simp for my own mc#Leave me allooooone im a cringefail loser okaaaaay#Yall simping for Sebastian and I’m simping for the pink haired menace of literally everyone#Yall think Sebastian is a red flag nah he’s just a lil sandwich toothpick THIS MAN RIGHT HERE is OOOOHGGGGGGUUUUG#👁️👄👁️#what else am I supposed to say
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I often draw chime like, at eye level for asks and drawings but I will never forget that bot is 8"6, he's terrifying, who ever approved of his design was a fazbear employee for sure
#jack rambles#chime#belldrop#oc chime#he is so tall#i did that yeah BUT#I love the idea of tall menacing bots#but his job was supposed to be working in large build-a-bear knock off workshop#that needs heavy mechanics and tall shelves and many hands
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