#and he got the number 3 🤧

[rosyblooom]

could you please do lando and a stem girl who goes to uni but has a private life please

they don't know about us | ln4 smau

pairing: lando norris x private fem computer science major!reader a/n: this took me forever but hope u still like :) also, if you've got requests could u add if you want it to be smau or fic pls <3

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f1gossip Y/N L/N, current girlfriend of Lando Norris, has been photographed arriving at the paddock for today's Miami GP.

Y/N's presence comes as a bit of a surprise, considering she was absent during practice and qualifying sessions, and rarely attends races. Speculation about a potential breakup has been rampant, but her appearance suggests that there might not be trouble in paradise after all... 👀

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username she always looks so classy and put-together, i'm obsessed <33

username no bc am i the only who has no problem with her only attending a few races a year? some ppl don't have time to jet off across the globe 24/7 like

username it's the fact that they literally travelled to miami together and she still didn't go to quali or practice😐 the other wags do it, why can't she?

username i just know lando had to beg her to come smh

username why are y'all so rude omg?? some ppl are introverts...

username when you're in the public eye, you don't get to be "introverted"🙃 username that's an insane take wtf?

username GUYS i think she's a uni student cause peep lando's story a few days ago🧐 that explains why she's never at gps

username so? i'm a senior and i went to the aus gp this year username okay... do you want a cookie ?

username if a wag is at all races she's fame-hungry, and if she doesn't she's unsupportive like make up y'all's minds pls 🙄

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username aw the 5th pic🥹

username do you think number six is y/n??👀 username 100%

username 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

username LANDO NOW WINS IKTRRRRR‼️🤩

username ofc y/n couldn't even be bothered to comment... and the most unsupportive wag award goes to y/n l/n!! congrats hun x

username y'all are weird YOU DON'T KNOW THESE PPL!! username it's the 'be kind' in ur bio for me miss gurl 🤡

username best day ever 🤧

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riabish sooo happy!!!

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username not ria being more of a gf then y/n oop username thanks for being such a good friend to lando, we love you💖

username next goal: beome world champion 👀👀

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harvard Final projects, theses, dissertations, and more! Check out what these soon-to-be graduates explored in some of their last assignements on campus.

Y/N's thesis navigated the intricate relationship between privacy and secure multi-party computation, enhancing data analysis while safeguarding sensitive information.

2. Steve's environmental science project examined urban development's impact on local biodiversity, providing insights for sustainable urban planning.

3. Nya's dentistry research poster explored new methods to improve dental implant success, promising better patient outcomes and oral healthcare.

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We are celebrating the extraordinary members of the Class of #Harvard24 🎓

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username Awesome!

username Very good! Congrats to all these students!!💪

username wait am i tripping or is this y/n as in lando's gf y/n???😳 btw my biggest dream is to go to harvard in '26 !!!! 💕

username 😍😍

username streets are saying y/n goes to harvard so i had to come check and omg??😩

username no bc wag AND harvard girly?? just looked at myself and sighed fr... username now i feel bad for talking shit🫤

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username a win for women iktr 😌

username wow i'm so happy for her omg 🫶🫶 (jealous too but mostly happy loolol)

username LMAO are we the same person?

carlossainz55 👏👏👏

username now she has no excuse anymore

username if lando's completely happy with it all, why the hell are u upset? 🤡

username 2024 really gave us lando's first ever win and now this?? we love to see it 😍

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username we love you y/n <333 username i hope you'll be able to attend more races from now on!! i love seeing you in the paddock 💕

username the way i still haven't fully processed the fact that harvard gave her a shoutout goddamn🤯

usernmae not you calling that a shoutout bye💀💀

username AAHHHH YAYY CONGRATS Y/N YOU'RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE 🤍🤍🤍🤍

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[mommahughes19-23]

Ooh oh oh me 🙋🏼‍♀️

Insta edit for Nico please where he and his girl spend the summer in Switzerland. Because first of all off season Nico —> need I say more? And second of all I love the mountains. Would be cool if you could include some pretty scenery pics

Some banter in the comments about Jack missing his bestie (Nico) and her being like ‘well too bad he’s mine now’ and whatever else you wanna add 🥰

bless Nico and your future babies anon I LOVE YOU! why do I feel like off season Nico is nothing but outdoor activities and cuddles omg. <3

OFF SEASON JEALOUSY - N.H

y/user : NJ 🛫 CH with views almost as beautiful as him ❤️‍🔥 (also im never letting him take any of my insta pics again see pic 3 for reference)

tagged : @nicohischier

nicohischier : you're my best view 🤩

↪ y/user : babe I love you but not this again

jackhughes: so @nicohischier you get a girl and you forget all about your best friend who would do anything for you 🤧😤😭

↪nicohischier : @jackhughes I plead the fifth?

↪jackhughes : @y/user I WANT MY MAN BACK!

↪y/user : @jackhughes im SORRY uhm YOUR man?????!!!!!!??? HES MINE FOREVER 🫷🏻🤡

_quinnhughes : you two disgust me 🤢

↪ y/user : quinnifer that is rude @_quinnhughes

lhughes_06 : COME WATCH ONE OF MY GAMES YOU BITCHES! 🏒

dawson1417 : @jackhughes wtf what about me bro🤬

↪ jackhughes : I got some bad news if u thought u were my number 1

ybsf : I MISS YOU Y/N PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME BACK HOMEEEEE!

ybsf : also WHY TF wasn't I invited to at least the freaking picnic @nicohischier 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

↪ nicohischier : @ybsf uhm bc we are not dating....

curtislazar95 : @jackhughes petition to #bringhomeourcap ? 🤨

↪ jackhughes : @curtislazar95 say less buddy lsfg🫡

A.N : ok hi, I know I said my last post was my last of the night but then beautiful anon requested this with my Swiss string cheese so I deliver. IM SORRY it wasn't long ya girl has been up since 4am lol.

I hope I did your idea justice in someway, I might re-work it tomorrow if I have time as well.

Anywhossss that is all for now my little gorls

xoxoxoxo, M

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[shuenkio]

If your request are open could I request hesseung x taller!bf where heeseung is being very clingy and won't leave his bf alone? Please and thank you!

𝙵𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙲𝚊𝚝 | 🐈‍⬛ [REQUEST]

Paring: Clingy!Heeseung X male!reader

Genre: FLUFF

Cw: Physical touch, skin-ship,

Summary: He's actually a cutie pootie pie.

Non proof read. / Wc: 400+

[Not perfectly fit your request pookie 🥹 imk if there's something wrong]

English is not my first language.

The only thing you could surpass your boyfriend was your height since he's good at all category in this relationship. You were just slightly taller than him, 3 inches, which makes you a little towering over him. Nevertheless, despite being his taller boyfriend, you have to endure all his physical touch almost every single day, even you're a bit taller than him, that didn't stop him to babying you and showering you with all his loves. Not to mention that he love dominate you.

 

While you just let him be, even though you're not the skin-ship type, you're enjoying it. 

 

Everyone would mistake Heeseung for having bad energy and being hard to approach since he has the alpha face, which could kill anyone with his intense piecing, yet he's also very good-looking at the same time. Sometimes when both of you are walking around on the street, most girls ask him for his number, which he declines politely and says, "I already have a boyfriend." That makes the girls immediately apologize, then walk as if nothing happened, embarrassed. 

 

And you love the fact that, once you're alone with him, he goes wild like a golden retriever, clingy and needy for your attention. Not only is he always giving a heart attack by back hugging you from behind, he also loves to give randomly kisses out of the blue and wrap his body around yours even when you're doing your assignment. 

 

One time during the night, when you're catching a cold, you remind him before you go to sleep that there will be no cuddle sessions in the meantime to prevent infection. 

 

He doesn't really care; his head was hard enough to tear a rock, even though your fever never stops raising, as he still manages to snake his hands in when you're asleep, taking you closer till your back hits his chest before snuggling his chin to the crooked of your nape, taking his sweet time breathing in your smell, and soon enough he's also drifting into dreamland with you're in his embrace. 

 

While you're about to go to your part-time job, it was one of the most crazy rides. When you're getting ready, he hugges you. When you're eating your cereal, you've got to eat it on his lap, as his hands will soon turn into your own belt. It's like dealing with a child who doesn't want to leave their mom alone. Pretty stressful with his affection, but having someone who can't go on a day without you gives you another reason to smile. Just be glad you're lucky enough to have Heeseung as your boyfriend, who's a puppy under his black cat mask. 

 

🗣️ please mind my English! ><

🗣️Reblog and like is much appreciated ♥

🗣️ crd to all pics&dividers.

🗣️ My apologies because I only write sub!m!reader 🤧 but there's might be a change sooner ✓ THANKS FOR YOU REQUEST GORGEOUS 🥰

[sugawhaaa]

☆ Thinking of Gaon as your boyfriend ☆

🧸Fluff head canons🧸

Gaon's love language is definitely physical touch and words of affirmation. I think he would also do acts of service but that would be more when you're feeling under the weather or sick.

At first he'd be nervous to ask for things even just cuddling but after dating for a while you would get cuddle attacks when he gets home after a long day.

He'd be a great listener, he'd just let you rant to him about anything really and he would either just listen or talk just as much.

As for the types of dates you'd go on he'd so do things like take you to the movies, get ice cream, coffee dates you know all very romantic stuff

Also I feel like he'd be the type of boyfriend to give you a little stuffed bear for your anniversary or Valentines day 🤧

When cuddling in bed Gaon would do things like play with your hair softly or hum until you fall asleep. I think he'd also rub your arm, or back a lot

When on your period he'd be the sweetest thing ever, getting you whatever you want when you want it as fast as possible. No questions asked.

Making breakfast together would be a common thing and usually becomes a kissing/cuddling session which results in burnt breakfast but it's just so worth it.

He loves movie night with the members because he steals a blanket for you and him so he can give you all of his attention instead of the movie.

Jiseok would also love to play songs for you on his guitar and would learn songs you love just to see your smile and get praised for his amazing talent.

As for the names he'd call you he'd come up with a Nickname for you but also use my love, baby, my angel etc

Bro would brag to the members about you all the time, talking about how much you love each other and rant about your dates

But when you're around he doesn't talk about you at all and when the other members bring it up Gaon refuses to admit it's true.

Playing with hair is a big thing in your relationship, he'd make you sit between his legs just to play with your hair and you'd do the same for him, often styling it in pigtails or little braids.

Stealing his hoodies/shirts would be such a blessing to him.

Seeing you wearing his shirt all baggy and nearly to your knees and covering your shorts just melts his heart.

Also giving you compliments when you might be feeling insecure is his number one goal as your Boyfriend

When wearing a bathing suit around him he'd notice your insecurity and would shower you in compliments.

♡Scenario ♡

"Want to go to the movies this weekend? I heard the new Mario movie is really good," Gaon said as he wrapped his arms around you and a cozy blanket. His hand then moved up to your head to pet your head and play with your hair.

"That sounds nice," you said half asleep with your eyes closed. Jiseok chuckled and just let you snuggle up in his arms as the campfire sounds played in the background from the TV. When Gaon realizes your asleep he'll take a picture of you, then take a selfie of the two of you and add it to his folder of photos of you <3

💫Spice head canons💫

Gaon is 100% a switch and no one can change my mind

He'd probably be extremely vocal as a bottom and probably as top honestly. Moans, grunts, whines, whimpers, begging everything Jiseok's got it.

He'd be pretty comfortable being sexual anywhere but he'd prefer to be at home.

He would definitely be the type of boyfriend that just wants to completely pleasure you. He'd get pleasure from pleasuring you.

I think Gaon would be a big fan of fingering honestly and he would KEEP HIS RINGS ON! Which is just 🤌 to me

If you were ever trying to muffle your moans or try to be quieter he would immediately tell you not to or else he would just stop what he's doing completely to punish you.

I don't think he'd be an aggressive dom. He'd be soft for the most part but if he happened to be more of a hard dom if you told him to stop he would INSTANTLY no questions asked.

I feel like giving oral would also be a skill of his and he'd love to tease you with it.

He'd also do little seductive things around the other members to see how'd you and them would react.

As a bottom he'd be a little brat, constantly whining and begging for what he wants but once you give it to him your ears would be blessed.

I think he'd also be into grabbing your hair, not to pull on it per se but just to grab it.

Praising you would be consistent too saying things like "You're so good to me,"

I don't think he'd be too interested in using names like "mommy" or "daddy" but if it made you happy he would happily call you mommy

As a top he'd just love to hear you say his name over and over and pull his hair.

As I mentioned earlier he gets pleasure from pleasuring you so if you don't cum well enough or moan loud enough you better be prepared for a round two.

And after you do cum well enough or moan enough he would praise the shit out of you.

I don't think he'd be into using toys, he would rather just use himself to satisfy you but if you wanted him to use something he would.

He would also leave marks everywhere on you, thighs, neck, arms, hips, waist, chest, shoulders like there is no way in hell your going to be able to cover every mark

Sending rather risky texts is also a habit of his when he's working but that was just his way of teasing the crap out of you to get you more riled up

You riding his thigh just makes him so hard. Like even just you asking to get off on his thigh would turn him on and when he sees a dark patch on his thigh he would just melt in satisfaction.

Lingerie would turn him on so much but after that it'd be discarded on the floor so there's not much sense in buying Lingerie just to turn him on.

~Scenario~

"Louder," Gaon demanded as he repeatedly hit that sweet spot inside you with his nimble fingers. You basically yelled his name and he smirked in satisfaction. He started to pick up the pace as his fingers went deeper inside you than you could ever imagine making you see stars. "There, there!" You begged him to keep going and he did as you asked. Your whole body tensed up and jerked at his every touch. You pulled his hair hard making him groan lowly.

"Jiseok, I think I'm gonna," you couldn't even get in a whole sentence without moaning or whimpering.

"It's okay, just cum on my hands," and just as he finished saying that you did just that. That would've been your third orgasmn on just his fingers. He slowly continued pumping his fingers in and out of you before pulling them out. He observed the liquid that coated 4 of his fingers. He put his fingers together before pulling them apart again watching your arousal string his fingers together. He then put his fingers in his mouth and began sucking on them, moaning. After he had licked his fingers clean which turned you on for the 100th time tonight he said "so good"

•°○ after care○°•

Gaon would turn into such a sweetheart after sex

Tending to any areas that might have been hurt and making sure he didn't bite too hard/much

He would say over and over again "you did so good," or "your amazing baby"

He would ask if you wanted a bath and if you said yes he would prepare it immediately and get you new pajamas for the night, slippers, nice warm towel, a book anything you needed.

If you said no to the bath he'd ask to cuddle you and you'd fall asleep in his arms

The next day your hips were sure to be bruised and he'd sincerely apologize and you'd have to keep saying "it's okay" or "it's fine it was amazing last night"

He'd also casually cover up all of his millions of markings he left on you.

♤Scenario♤

"I love you so much," Gaon said softly as you snuggled into his arms. His fingers played with your hair and he kissed your forehead. "Would you like a bath my love?" He said looking down at you with sweet doe eyes.

"Yes please," you smiled at him. He got up and gave you his shirt to wear until he finished getting your bath ready. You sat there just remembering what had just happened. That was until Gaon came into the room.

"Your baths ready," he grinned widely. You went into the bathroom and found your phone, and a book on the side of the tub. Your house coat and fresh pajamas were hung up and the water had some bubble bath soap in it. You hugged Gaon and thanked him.

A/N: I will be doing this for every member! It will be posted in order of like my biases so Gaon is first obviously and then it'll be Junhan and Gunil etc

Thank you for reading!!!♡♡♡

[physics-of-one-piece]

Hello Physics! I can’t get enough of our feathered friend and would love to request Doffys Leg to torso ratio!

Thanks so much xo

I have been waiting for THIS ONE! Same here, I can never get enough of our pink feathered menace friend.

First, disclaimer. His size varies based on the panels he is in, but the most accurate ones are those from afar rather than the up-close ones.

I got a LOT of results since I used 3 panels, 2 from manga, 1 from anime.

Okay, for this we need (groans) pixels. Ugh. Ugh.

I’m not on PC right now so we’ll do it the more basic way of cutting the image into the height to fit Doffy.

Beware, most images I found of him are very very traumatic pages of the manga.

Like this one! 😊

Haha…ha… aaaaaa 😭😭😭😭

He is 254 pixels tall here. So that means 254 pixels = 305cm here.

Now we cut his torso off.

(Wheezes) Oda really fckn drew him 100% flamingo dear god.

His legs are 171 pixels. Ooh boy.

So his legs are 171 pixels tall, his upper body = 83 pixels

Hm, I can already do the ratio with this. I tried to do pixels to cm but it just wasn’t working out, even though it should have. I was getting too small numbers for his leg height in cm. So we’ll stick to pixels and then when we get the ratio & percentages, we’ll go into the cm to get his torso+leg length.

Ratio, basic one, we go:

171/83 = 2.06

83/83 = 1

So his legs to upper body ratio is 2:1.

For his torso, we gotta do his TORSO, that means waistline to shoulders.

Torso = 59 px.

So, we do same thing for legs to torso ratio.

171/59 = 2.89

Legs - Torso ratio = 2.89:1

Now we’ll go into percentages bcs I do not like ratios.

171/254 = 0.67 × 100 = 67%

Legs = 67%

Upper Body = 32.68%

For his body, it fits. The average torso length is 26-30% of a male’s height.

And NOW WE CAN GO INTO CM HALLELUYAH!

Legs = 205.36 cm

Upper Body = 109 cm

This fits. It fits for how tall Law is compared to Doflamingo, and it fits to how tall Smoker is compared to Doflamingo. Smoker’s head is reaching to Doflamingo’s stomach, and Smoker is 209 cm tall. It fits.

YES! YES! YES! HAHA! YES.

Sorry. I wanted to know how much LEGS this man has for AAAAGES. I always circled it to be 60% but by Oda… it’s a bit more.

Let's do North Blue Doffy in his Red Suit 😍

Here is North Blue Doffy. This image is a bit bigger since the panel itself was bigger. He’s 503 px tall. Yeah, I lowered his hair, he ain’t fooling his height with that updo.

Let’s see his leggies.

Legs = 301 px

(Spits out my hot chocolate) HOLY ONE PIECE.

301/503 = 59.8 %

Aaa, see here his legs are 60%. This is a more realistic proportion while still keeping his legs tall as fuck. And this was my initial guess.

Okay, 60% of 305cm is… also, before anyone says, "oh only 6% difference"… 1% of 305 is 3.05 cm. Each percent is 3.05 cm taller. Within only 3% he’s reaching 10 cm taller, and that’s nothing to scoff at — HE’S ALREADY HUGE WE DON’T NEED HIM HUGER!

183 cm

Maybe... Too short? Luffy (174cm) would then… wait.

Oh.

Hmmm…

Huh.

HUH.

HUH?!

This is getting too accurate regarding body proportions. Not surprising, since Oda uses different distances in panels to get different vibes.

This… actually fits, then? Huh.

I think Luffy needs about 10-20 cm more to be at waist height, so we should add that amount for the legs…

194-197 cm

You know what, we’ll round it up to 183 (60%)-200 cm for his leg height. My bet? Somewhere in the high 80s. Mostly because from what I think, Law (191cm) should be at his waist, Smoker (209 cm) above his waist. Did we seriously, in all of Dressrosa, NEVER get Law standing in front of Doffy with Doffy also standing? 😭🤧 If Doffy’s proportions were normal, his leg would be 50% of his height but since he has flamingo ass legs…

We gotta find Law. We gotta. (Opens my Dressrosa manga folder)

I am so sorry, Law. I am so sorry.

Final verdict.

Doffy's Leg Length: 185-205 cm

60 - 67% legs

My take… 195 cm (63% legs)

Makes Law just a tiny bit shorter and feeling small cus he could never get over Doffy’s waist - how about that trauma and feeling like he is still a kid being scolded by his captain. Haha. Ha…

I really like suffering, huh? Prob why Dressrosa is my favourite arc.

It really depends how long you wanna understand his upper body is, but I think the 2:1 ratio is fine for that.

I’m done. Doffy has huge limbs and is too tall, someone shrink him.

Wait. Wait.

FOUND YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT. THIS PIC. WE’RE USING THIS ONE.

1978 pixels tall. This time we’ll do upper body first cus big boy can’t stand normally.

His waistband is drawn taller here for the intimidation factor so we’ll follow the length of his shirt. It’s longer than his upper body so we shorten it slightly to get to the waist

Upper body = 541 px

😭😭😭 THAT GIVES HIS LEGGIES 1000+ PX 😭😭🤧🤧🤧

Legs = 1430 px

Nah, this is too much at this point. This is exaggeration. This is… (wipes nosebleed)

72% legs!

HAHAHAHA. HAHA. NO. NO. NO NO NO NO NO. NO!

I’m done! I’ll bleed out from my nosebleed. I need to get some bandages! Bye! Thank you for the ask!

Taglist: @fanaticsnail @ohnomyhooves (bcs I think you'll be interested)

[crabbarts]

Rolls up my sleeves. Heres some blorbos for the bingo

LL: Anisa, Sage, Felix, Rime

Ojamajo: Doremi, the Queen, Ran 🤧

Might ask for a few more l8r but these are the ones I'm most interested in off the top of my head hehe

Rolls up my sleeves with u...thank you for the blorbos!! I had some energy to draw stickers for the bingo boards today so I hope you enjoy :3 sadly I only got bingo for one character, but it was a double for Ran!

Some additional thoughts:

Anisa: I love her smm but after learning about her original route pre-rewrite, I feel as though there was def some missed potential with her route, besides being half finished. So I would take her out of the source material only bc I want more of her :''

Sage: what it says on the box 🤧 no extra comments but I kinda miss him </3

Felix and Rime: I don't have a good recollection of Felix's route + he's not my favourite LI, but idk he's still a compelling character that I think had some missed potential, same with Rime.

Doremi: She's so darling, best magical girl protagonist ever <33 I would say she was treated fairly for the most part but near the end of the series, Sara and I did notice a growing number of instances where the other girls weren't as supportive of doremi as we might've hoped, or teased her when it wasn't exactly appropriate, so I think the writers could've laid off on some of that. It wasn't as bad as the way the inner sailors bullied Usagi, but it had a similar feeling, hence why I thought her character could've been treated better/gotta get her out of the source material/other ppl do not understand them (besides sara @evanox of course). I also get annoyed when reading about ship discourse re: her and Kotake because he's such a godawful kid and I just want doremi to live her best life eating steak 😭 10000/10 Doremi best girl

The Queen of the Witch World: Sadly only a few of these bingo options applied to the queen,, I almost didn't want to choose the *biting them* option because I thought it'd be impolite for such an elegant lady,,so yeah, not a lot to say about her in relation to these bingo spots, but I do enjoy thinking abt her story pre- and post- canon :3c

Majo Ran: OUGH my girl,, there's a reason why Ran is my discord pfp, she's so dang cool and handsome,, I don't have any issues with her character, I just have beef with the writers who decided Ran would be a one-off character, they only mentioned her ONCE after her appearance in Sharp, and that was a throwaway line at the very end of Dokkan ��� Regardless, I loved that one ep we had of her and would've loved to hear more abt Ran's adventures on earth, both as a child and after she was banished from the witch world.

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Octopath Traveler Characters Ranked by How Good they are at Cooking

(Objective list up for no debate I am not wrong)

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(From best to worse)

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-H’aanit

This is actually in the game. She’s good at cooking, or at least baking, but I feel as though it’s fair to say that it extends to cooking as well. It also makes sense. Let’s be honest, Z’aanta can’t cook for shit. I think H’aanit would rush to learn so she can provide for them just so she didn’t have to eat his cooking. Also hunts can last a long time and she probably had to do a lot of campfire/over flame cooking prior to her journey to begin with. I think she’s also the most passionate about it as I can see it being a hobby of hers. (Also she hunts for her own meat! It’s hard to see this being up for debate)

-Olberic

This one might be more controversial this high up, but I believe he just has the most experience. I think he cooked a lot for the fellow soldiers during the war and he also lived alone in Cobblestone for along while, I think he’d pick up a lot of cooking skills a long the way. Also, he just kind of gives off the vibe of a dad who loves to grill. I think he isn’t as good at baking as H’aanit which is why he’s placed below her, but he can make an incredible fucking stew.

-Alfyn

I think this has the same reasoning as how chemistry and cooking go hand in hand, if you substitute apothecary/alchemy instead of chemistry. I think it also makes sense that the group doctor has a good grasp on cooking. Besides job based reasoning he seems like the type of person to help his mom out with cooking dinner ( I think also his mom taught him well and he loves making her recipes 🤧) I think especially after she died he really stepped up to help cook for Zeph and Nina (because they don’t have parents either, or at least I think I do)

(This is where there is a big gap between number 3 and 4, and a close race for 4-6. I think you could rearrange these next one as I feel they’re all around the same level)

-Tressa

This is kind of similar to Alfyn where I feel like it’s something she did with her family before she leaves on her journey. It just seems like the sort of thing they’d do together. I also think she’d be the best gatherer of ingredients, and I think she has a knack for creating her own recipes on her own merit. (I also think she improves a lot under H’aanit and Olberic’s guidance when it comes to cooking over the campfire)

Therion-

This is based on the fact that he’s had got to eat somehow, and as skinny as he is I don’t think he just eats stolen apples. I think he can cook with the bare minimum needed to survive. Like the real-world equivalent of knowing to put water in the easy-mac cup. Not extensive, but he knows the basics and can help out the group. (Also while not as skilled with picking out the best options I think he also is quite good at gathering ingredients)

Ophilia-

Like Therion I feel like she knows the basics, but she didn’t have much need to learn how to cook back in Flamegrace as that was more of the other clerics in the church territory. I do however think she improves the most during her journey, as she seems the type to be a quick learner when she’s focused on improving a skills.

Primrose

She lived in a mansion with servants for the first years of her life who would cook for her, and then I don’t think it would come up after Geoffrey died. I think she was busy doing other things, and unlike her bestie Therion I think there was just no free time for her to learn. (As shitty as Helgenish was I do think he fed them, though no trust in how much or nutritious it was). She does learn a bit and (unlike our last place) is able to help out with the cooking, she just is inexperienced and doesn’t have a knack for it.

-Cyrus

Are we surprised? No! This man is a disaster. He’s the definition of high intelligence low wis. I think he put all his energy into his studies that when it comes to life skills like cooking he just ignored completely and is shitty. Age≠experience in his case and he just keeps on making messes of things. I think it’s a Spencer Shay deal where if he simply touches a dish while cooking it’ll become inedible. He has been banned from being near the cooking pot, and settles for just making the fire before being shooed away.

[travelergarnett]

SAGAU!Frustrated reader x Genshin team

Writing this out of frustration because I kept lagging on the spiral abyss and I cuss out and yeet my phone on my bed because my Zhongli died 😭🤧 also I’m ganna put the team I was using earlier, really not sure how they all worked out well because I just yeet them in a team but ya know 😭

Spiral Abyss

Floor 10

Chamber 3

Your tempter is running thin, your brows knitted together and your jaw clenching, you were aggressively clicking your screen in hopes to switch characters to make a combo, but nope your ping is red as diluc’s hair and the amount of damage your team is getting while trying to survive the current floor. You managed to get pass the floors but when it’s about to go to the next floor your ping went to the oh so beautiful 999 out of frustration you began cussing and as if you were scolding them oh your poor team was getting nervous about it, until Zhongli died and soon enough you tried to get pass it using wanderer but he died midair too, because of the floating electro cicin mages and you range quit closing the app without your usual walk and sitting them down by the usual bench in sumeru before logging off. (Yeah I do that all the time since they deserved a nice rest)

When you range quit team POV (I’m ganna put my team ehe)

Zhongli he was trembling and hugging his knees while he is sitting by the anemo statue you left them in windrise, since his death on that floor made your range quit not to mention because he is your protector, the shield man the meteor man!! Who gets the job done but he was now questioning himself if he is worthy of such fine artifacts that you have given him, the artifacts that you worked hard on getting because the drops are sh*t, he was mostly gloomy

Wanderer (Seiki) the poor boy was standing there with a gloomy face since he felt like he disappointed you, you just got him to level 10 friendship too, he might start an argument with the former Geo archon tho blaming him on if he didn’t die their creator won’t have left upset, and there they are arguing-

Barbara she is crying while being comforted by kazuha and Hu Tao, well she was doing well as a healer on the 1st team and she was confused on why you suddenly left so she was praying and crying on the anemo statue

Hu Tao she was doing well on dealing great damage, so she knows she is doing well but she is starting to think on why you ranged quit, she did noticed that their movements are quite good and all but the mobs are getting stuck, not dying easily the health bar not moving and their damage numbers aren’t showing, “maybe there is something wrong with our creators connection? Don’t worry guys!! They will return!” She confidently said

Diluc, he being the first five star (yes bb diluc is my first five star uwu) he had experienced this quite a lot actually, also being the creator’s first triple crowned it won’t be a surprise on how he takes pride on such fact, “yes they will return soon, this happens a lot. Let’s not fret and wait for their return let us understand that they do not want to pour their anger to us so they left.” he tried to calm the others down

Kazuha and Xingqu were sitting next to Albedo who are just a little gloomy after all that but hearing diluc’s explanation they felt relieved knowing that they aren’t the ones to blame for you quitting out of nowhere. Zhongli and Wanderer stopped their bickering and just sat down waiting for your return hoping that once you return you’re calm and not be angry anymore, they all looked up the gloomy skies as they eagerly waited for your gentle sunny presence again.

Extra~

“Hey Diluc”

“Yes Seiki?”

“I’m still the favorite” he smirks proudly

“Time for-“

“Bow your head-“

“This is order!”

From afar they can see a meteor crashing down and people screaming-

To be continued-

[alyhorse6]

I’ll See You Sunday

AN: I promise I’m working on any requests I have rn, but this hit me and I needed to get it down. This fic was 100% inspired by the fanart above by @lightsintheskye 🫡

AU Context/synopsis: Annette and William are both renowned medical professionals. Annette is a cardiothoracic surgeon, William is a cancer researcher, Wesker is still the captain of S.T.A.R.S. (except he's loyal and doesn't have ill intentions), and Y/n is a S.T.A.R.S. Alpha Team Member. Y/n and Wesker are particularly close. One night Annette & William have a highly honored banquet/award ceremony to attend and need someone to look over little Sherry for the evening. Surely Uncle Albert would be willing to help them out…

Warnings: These characters are nothing like their in-game personalities, but it’s my AU and I do what I want, intense fluff🤧

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It was around 3:30 in the afternoon when Wesker received a text from his stepbrother William asking him if he would be available to watch his niece. He didn’t open the message at first, instead, he panicked and texted one of his closest friends for help.

•*•*•*•

Are you available tonight?: Wesker

Y/n: Yeah… why?

I have an emergency: Wesker

Y/n: What happened?

William asked me to babysit Sherry, but I have no clue what to do with a kid: Wesker

Y/n: Albert Wesker. Are you kidding me.

What??: Wesker

Y/n: You said an emergency!

This is an emergency!: Wesker

Y/n: Whatever. What do you need me for?

I need you to come help me :): Wesker

Y/n: Aye aye, Captain🫡

Don’t mock me😑: Wesker

•*•*•*•

After speaking with Y/n, Wesker agreed to do it. William instructed him to arrive no later than 5:30, giving Wesker only 20 minutes to fly across town from the Police Station to the Birkins’ penthouse. In all honesty, Wesker dreaded this whole experience. It had nothing to do with Sherry, she was an angel, but something told him that it would be a long night.

He made it to the complex at 5:25 pm, relieved that he hadn't encountered any traffic police on his route. To meet his deadline, he drove at 35 miles per hour, which was 10 miles above the speed limit, through the bustling and chaotic streets of Raccoon City. In a hurry, Wesker dashed through the opulent lobby and made a beeline for the elevators, frantically hitting the up button. As soon as the elevator chimed, he strode in, elated to find it empty. He punched the button for the top floor, relaxed his body, and leaned against the back wall. Gradually, the elevator began its smooth ascent to the desired floor. The elevator came to a stop with a low hum, and the number "35" glowed brightly in the top right corner on a small screen. Wesker stepped out of the elevator and found himself in the entry room of the penthouse.

•*•*•*•

When do you think you'll be here?: Wesker

Y/n: I should be at the complex in ten

I'll see you when you get here: Wesker

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Wesker waltzed up to the elaborate double doors that led into the home. He breathed in and held it as he knocked firmly, desperate to just get in and get his step-brother and his wife out and on their way to their banquet.

William greeted Albert with a warm smile as he answered the door, "Hey there, Albert! It's great to see you again!"

Wesker forced a smile, deeply unappreciative of the use of his first name, “Hey Will.”

Will leaned in to whisper, “Annette has been freaking out over this whole thing. I don't know if she’s more worried about leaving Sherry for this long or the event in general. This will be the longest we've left Sherry since she was born, but it’s been four months, it's gotta happen sometime.”

“I've got this Will, don’t worry. Plus I'll have help.” Wesker smirked

William narrowed his eyes, “Help? Who've you wrangled into helping you this time?”

“This time?? You say it like I never do anything on my own.” Wesker griped

“Just tell me who it is.” William huffed

Wesker rolled his eyes, “I asked Y/n to help me out.”

“Y/n? Is that the chic from S.T.A.R.S. that you’ve got a crush on?” William snickered

Wesker responded, but not without his jaw dropping slightly, “I do not have a crush on her! Crushes are for kids, which I am not.”

“Yeah yeah, whatever you wanna tell yourself,” William smirked

William eventually moved aside and allowed Wesker to enter. As they walked through the front doors, they found themselves in the luxurious living room that could have easily been featured in an exclusive millionaire's catalog. Wesker’s basic apartment looked like a shack compared to this singular room. He'd been here hundreds of times, and yet it never failed to slap him across the face every time he saw it. The room was filled with pretty potted plants, glorious gold detailing, and a coat of the finest beige paint on every wall.

William and Wesker stood around for a few minutes until Annette appeared from the hallway, holding little Sherry in her arms, looking like a munchkin.

“Here she is” Annette greeted with an open-mouthed smile.

Wesker reached a hand out to Sherry, “Hey there! It’s me, Uncle Albert.” The only time Wesker willingly used his first name was with Sherry. She was a weakness.

Sherry cooed a bit and then smiled when she saw her Uncle. Wesker grinned at the little person being so happy to see him. Annette passed the baby to him, and he cradled her softly, swaying back and forth.

“You two better get out of here, your banquet starts at 6:15.” Wesker shooed

William checked his watch and sighed, “I suppose you're right.”

Annette waved Wesker and Sherry goodbye and walked out to the elevator. William quickly turned back around to get one more little jab, “Good luck with your crush Weskie!” He smirked and ran off to join his wife.

Wesker huffed and looked to Sherry, “Don't listen to your silly goose of a father, I do not have a crush.”

Wesker walked toward the living room and sat down before feeling a buzz from his pocket.

•*•*•*•

Y/n: I'm in the lobby coming towards the elevator, make sure I can get in😘

Don’t you worry your pretty head: Wesker

Y/n: Awe you think I’m pretty?🥺

Definitely not.: Wesker

Y/n: And here I was thinking I’d get a date😪

•*•*•*•

About 10 minutes passed before a few soft knocks passed through the door. Wesker got up and opened it greeting Y/n with a kind smile, always unable to help but to smile with her around. Y/n smiled back and waved gently to the man, before giving a little wave and a grin to the adorable baby in his arms.

“Hello there Sherry! I’m Y/n, your Uncle’s friend!” She spoke softly

The infant giggled and smiled at the young woman in front of her. Y/n looked up to Wesker, “Has she ever laughed?? I don’t wanna steal that from her parents!”

“She has don’t worry. She was an early giggler.” Wesker soothed with a small smile. His favorite woman as caring as ever.

The two walked into the penthouse and sat down on the sofa side by side. Wesker would be a lying man if he failed to admit that being with Y/n in this type of setting made his face feel warmer, it was such a rare occasion for him to see Y/n outside of work or a work group. He wanted more of this.

The two sat and talked for a while, Sherry occasionally making sounds from Wesker’s arms, before eventually slowly starting to cry.

“Oh sweetie what’s the matter?!” Y/n fretted

Wesker handed her over to the woman. She didn’t smell, she didn’t seem sleepy, must be hungry. “Hey Wesk, could you heat up a bottle for her?” Y/n asked doe-eyed with worry

“Got it!” Already making his way to the fridge

Y/n followed behind him to the kitchen, delicately bouncing the little one on her hip. Both of the girls watched as Wesker tapped his finger on the counter waiting for the bottle warmer to ding. By now Sherry’s cries had died down some, but she still sniffled and shook in infant distress. Finally, the ding sounded through the room and Wesker removed the bottle, then tested the temperature on his hand. It passed the test so he handed it off to Y/n. She walked back over to the sofa and laid Sherry back in her arms, tipping the nub of the bottle to the baby’s mouth. Wesker joined the two and watched as Sherry started eating. Once she seemed content both Wesker and Y/n relaxed back into the cushions. Y/n faintly grinned at Sherry, while behind her Wesker happily grinned at the sight of her and his niece. Sherry stared brightly at Y/n’s face and grasped at her top, satisfied with her bottle.

Some time passed before Sherry finished. Afterward, Y/n burped her and then passed her back over to her Uncle. Wesker let her lay in his arms while the pair talked for a bit. At some point along the way Sherry got a little squirmy in his arms, so Y/n came up with an idea.

Y/n smirked mischievously at Wesker before asking, “Do they have something to play music on?”

“Yeah- why?” He eyed the young woman

“Can you turn on some Disney songs?”

Y/n asked, batting her eyelashes

Wesker handed Sherry back over to Y/n and got up to silently do as he was asked. He couldn’t bring himself to say no to any request Y/n asked of him. The music started, ‘Un Poco Loco’ from the movie Coco playing throughout the room. Y/n stood from her seat and started to bounce and slowly spin around the room while Sherry giggled. Wesker leaned on the counter and watched the two, giggling softly when Sherry slightly kicked her sock-clad feet. Y/n laughed while they danced to the music.

‘A Whole New World’ from Aladdin came on and Y/n looked over to Wesker, “Come dance with us.” A sweet smile on her face

Wesker couldn’t argue. He walked over to the pair and they swayed back and forth. Sherry stared up into her Uncle’s eyes and smiled. He smiled back at her and held her small hand as they swayed. Y/n admired Wesker as he watched his little niece. She couldn’t deny the crush that had formed on her Captain over the years working with him. He was always so kind to her, listening to her every word when they conversed, making her coffee throughout the day, and always greeting her with a smile. She couldn’t help but fall for the handsome young man when he was just so kind to her.

The song has long since changed, but the swaying continued. Over time Sherry grew sleepy, her blinking becoming slow and heavy. The two decided it was time to call it a night for the little one, carrying her to her nursery. Y/n changed Sherry’s diaper and clothes before swaddling her slowly. Wesker watched every step from over Y/n’s shoulder. It might’ve sounded weird to other people, but Wesker wanted something like this with Y/n. He wanted to spend each evening like this. He’d known the young woman for around 5 years now, and although he’d never admitted his feelings or made any moves on her, he liked her a lot. Maybe all the jokes about him crushing were true. He knew he felt differently about her, he just didn’t want to call it a crush and allow it to seem like some childish flit of life. He wanted so desperately to invite Y/n out to dinner, or the movies, or maybe even to stargaze on the outskirts of the city, but he got nervous anytime he thought about it.

Y/n slowly lowered Sherry into her crib, brushing some stray hairs out of her face once she relaxed into the mattress. She stepped out of the way and allowed Wesker to give her a small kiss on her forehead before they left the room. The two walked down the hall back out to the living room, opting to sit out on the roof to enjoy the warm evening air. They sat next to each other in the cushioned chairs and talked. They talked about work, their personal lives, anything. Eventually, it started to get a bit too windy to sit outside anymore, so they went back into the living room. They watched whatever random movie was on, but eventually, Y/n got sleepy too, her head slowly slipping down onto Wesker’s shoulder. He noticed as soon as it happened, looking down and smiling at the tired woman next to him.

They stayed like that for a good while. Peaceful, Sherry sleeping soundly in her room. Somewhere around 12:30, the hushed sound of the front door being unlocked could be heard. Annette and William quietly walked in, not wanting to wake their daughter. Annette immediately went to check on her baby girl, while William just silently smirked at his stepbrother. Wesker waved him off, and he left the two to join his wife in the nursery. Wesker sighed lowly, dreading the thought of waking Y/n up and this moment with her ending. He leaned down and kissed the top of her head softly, before quietly calling her name to wake her. The woman stirred lightly, slowly opening her eyes and looking around.

She came back to the present when she spotted Weaker and smiled gently, “Hi”

“Hi” he whispered back with a small grin

Y/n sat up slowly, stretching her arms and yawning along the way. She looked back over to Wesker, dreading the idea of getting up.

“I'll walk you to your car,” he murmured

Y/n hummed lowly, “Yes, please.”

The two stood from the sofa and walked out to the elevator. The ride down to the lobby was slow. Wesker chewed on the inside of his cheek, debating on whether he should ask Y/n out to dinner. The elevator dinged, signaling their arrival to the lobby. They walked over to the garage elevator and descended to their cars. Wesker walked Y/n to her car, he could tell she was still kind of sleepy.

“Do want me to just give you a ride home? You're sleepy and I want you to be safe,” he offered

Y/n looked over at him and blushed, “I'll be okay, thank you though.”

“Well… could I at least maybe take you to dinner? Just you and me,” he mumbled sheepishly

A smile spread on Y/n’s face as her blush grew, “I'd like that a lot”

Wesker smiled giddily, “Sunday… pick you up at 5:30?”

“It's a date!” Y/n cheered, turning to face the man next to her as they reached her car door

“It’s a date” Wesker mirrored

The two smiled at each other for a minute. Y/n speaking up first, “I suppose I better go home and get to bed…”

“You get your rest Y/n, sleep well.” Wesker agreed

Y/n smiled up at him, “You sleep too Wesk. I need you rested for our date”

Wesker grinned back at the young woman in front of him, “Bye my dear, I’ll see you Sunday.”

“Bye Wesk, I’ll see you Sunday.”

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AN: Should I continue this AU? And if so, if any of you guys have any name suggestions for the AU either comment them or send them in my ask box. Bye Angels!🤍

[skepticalarrie]

Harry's love on tour grossed more than all of 1D tours combined. That's blowing my mind how successful and popular he is. Did you think he would reach this level of success? In his behind the album doc he made peace with not getting that level of success again and yet here he is.

Fourth highest-grossing tour in history, absolutely mind-blowing 💥🤯🤯 Harry is brilliant, he’s my baby, but as much as I always believed he was the one who had the most potential to be a very popular artist out of all the boys, I could never imagine he would reach this level of success, no one could ever anticipate this. I mean, One Direction was BIG, not sure if people even realize that now, so many years later. Although their tour numbers were not that big - mostly because they toured a different album every year, and we’re talking about tours that lasted 3-4 years here - Harry was being quite reasonable and grounded accepting he would not get to that level again.

So to think now that he is in fact bigger than 1D once was, it’s just… unbelievable. I think he was in the right place at the right time doing the right kind of music. Harry represents a new era of artists, people were craving for someone like him for years, a true performer. It’s amazing, I’m always in such awe, I can’t believe I got to watch everything happen the way it did for him, I’m so proud. He truly deserves it, although I still feel the constant need to gatekeep him ngl 🤧

[doll-elvis]

Do you believe Kathy Tatum’s story?

thank you so much for the question because I’ve been needing an excuse to delve into this as I’ve always wondered about the validity of her story 👀

**as always this is long but I found some strong and damning evidence 🤧!!

For context: Kathy Tatum is a Memphis native who claims to have met Elvis, who was 34 at the time, outside the gates of Graceland on July 2, 1969, when she was 16 years old. According to her, they began casually dating from that first initial meeting and continued to do so up until 1972-ish

In 2015 she published her book, “Love beads from Elvis”, which is mainly compromised of entries from the diary she kept during her time with Elvis as well as commentary from her perspective now. Recently, she was also featured in the Amazon documentary “Elvis’ women” where she shared more about her experience

Anyone who has kept a diary knows just how repetitive the entries can get. Every entry/chapter of her book is essentially "woke up, went to school, met with Elvis, went to the Memphian, made out, mom made us come home, went to bed". So it’s definitely not the most exciting read but I will say it’s very immersive, and I definitely felt like I was in her shoes so to speak

Here are Kathy and Elvis pictured when they first met, as well as the shot she snapped of him alone ⬇️

And here is part of the entry describing their first initial meeting (click each photo to read in its entirety) ⬇️

As for the validity…

short answer: either kathy is completely lying or she is just terrible with dates

my vote is with completely lying

long answer: The three best methods, in my opinion, for determining whether a book or story concerning Elvis is true or not are...

1. Check to see if anyone else in Elvis' life, particularly his inner circle, has confirmed or refuted the claim

2. Check to see if Elvis' described behavior matches with how we know he acted based on credible sources

3. Finally, and most importantly, check to determine if the dates match and if Elvis was indeed where the person claimed he was

This 3rd method is definitely the most reliable, as many falsified stories about Elvis tend to get the dates wrong. For example claiming he was in Vegas while, in fact, he was in Memphis

From what I have researched, Kathy fails 2 of the above mentioned methods

Method number one: Kathy fails. Nobody who knew Elvis has even acknowledged Kathy Tatum, let alone denied her story. Essentially, Kathy does not exist in the “Elvis Universe” according to his closest friends/girlfriends/family members

And most damning for Kathy, not even Charlie Hodge, who is talked about nearly as often as Elvis in her book and who also allegedly dated her sister, has spoken about her

So, once again, I find it difficult to believe that Kathy, who claims to have frequented the Memphian with Elvis and Charlie, and occasionally the entire group, has never been mentioned by anyone else

In one entry in Kathy's book, she states that as she got up from her seat in the theater to go to the concession stand, Elvis got up and followed her, and began kissing her in front of the counter worker and a few members of the group…yet no one in his circle has ever talked about the 16-year-old blonde that Elvis would very publicly make out with? And would sit with and kiss inside the theater?

As for method number 2, I would say this is one that Kathy actually passes 🤧

To give an example of how this method can help determine the validity of a story, we can talk about Byron Raphael and his egregious claims

One claim being that Elvis personally asked Byron to have girls give “practice” bl*wjobs (on Byron) so that Byron could evaluate whether she was skilled enough before she went to see Elvis. Another claim made by Byron is that Elvis liked to keep his bedroom door open while having s*x with the girl he was with so that everybody in the hotel could see and hear…

You don’t even have to do much research about Elvis to know that it’s completely uncharacteristic of him, as Elvis was insanely protective of his dates and would get easily jealous. I mean Jerry nearly got fired for just having a casual conversation with Priscilla 😭

And, according to Sonny and Red West, when parties were thrown at the Perugia Way house in Los Angeles and people were skinny dipping and such, Elvis would not allow hisself or his girl for the night to participate ⬇️

so basically… Byron is full of shit (yet Alanna Nash used him as a source, multiple times, which says everything about her credibility 💀)

Now, the reason I feel that Kathy passes this specific method is that their relationship never went beyond kissing/fondling, which, as we all know, was typical of Elvis in some of his relationships. Another is that the food she depicts him eating is consistent with what we know he liked (hamburgers and more hamburgers, basically), and I believe she accurately describes Elvis and his slightly odd sense of humor as well. But still it’s not enough to prove validity as all of this would be easy to research and perhaps the author did, and that’s why it’s so accurately written in her book

Lastly for method number 3, Kathy fails this one quite miserably which again is very damning for the validity of her book

On multiple occasions throughout her book, Elvis was not actually where she claimed he was (based on the dates of her entries)

For example, one of the most terribly obvious mistakes in her dated entries occurs on July 15th, 1970

This is Kathy Tatum’s recollection of that day in Memphis, Tennessee ⬇️

And this is where Elvis actually was, filming rehearsals for MGM in Culver City… California ⬇️

like we have video (and very famous video) evidence that Elvis was not making out with Kathy Tatum in Memphis 🤧

Another example takes place on March 15th, 1971

This is Kathy’s recollection of that day in a motel with Elvis in Memphis, Tennessee ⬇️

And this is where Elvis actually was… in Nashville, Tennessee… rehearsing

(and again, video/auditory evidence that Elvis was not in Memphis making out with Kathy)

So all in all… much like Byron, Kathy is full of shit 🤧

[sugawhaaa]

<3 Thinking Of gunil as your Boyfriend <3

👗Fluff head canons👗

We all know he's a real softy at heart and he would totally spoil the shit outta you

He's the type of boyfriend to send you random "I love you" messages while he's at work

If he's feeling extra nice he might send you a cute selfie too

Bro definitely brags about you to the members, saying how sweet and kind you are.

He's the type of boyfriend that'd get absolutely heartbroken to see you cry and would probably genuinely cry himself.

Gunil wouldn't like you wearing makeup, sure you can if you want to of course but if gunil had a choice he'd rather your natural face.

He'd give you soft kisses everywhere when cuddling (little baby 🤧)

He always becomes a sooky baby when it comes to you, if you say no to cuddles bc you're busy he'll whine and fuss for you to finish faster.

But his dominant side might come out every once and a while and he'd make you sit on his lap or pin you on the chair to make you give him attention

He'd love to flex his masculinity around you too. If something (like a jar of pickles) was too hard to open he'd instantly do it for you, same with reaching things or carrying things.

This includes when you take Gunil shopping with you. He'd insist on paying for almost EVERYTHING and he'd carry all of your bags despite your protests

To add to that he'd be a great support when your trying on clothes

Gunil would be the type of boyfriend that'd be anxious when going out to the pool for another man could see you and want you

To prevent such things happening he stands next to or near you at all times to be 1000% sure no man is going to steal you

Not that he doesn't trust you he just doesn't think he's good enough for you (🥲)

~Scenario~

"Gunil, seriously I can hold them," you say as you leave a shop in the mall. Gunils arms were loaded with bags full of clothes, make up and other little trinkets. He refused to let you carry any of the billions of bags he had.

"Nope, I got it," he reassured you. You sighed in defeat. He did this every time you went out, he wouldn't let you carry anything. He had to prove he's got it covered. The two of you went into another store and since it was near Valentines day there was a huge stuffed bear in the entrance. You got excited and pointed it out to your boyfriend. He said it was cute and you moved on. Later when you were trying a dress on, you went to go show gunil and you couldn't find him. After searching around a bit you found him at the cash register. The big bear plushie in his hands.

He then walked over to you and offered it to you

"My treat," he smiled.

💄Spice head canons💄

I think Gunil is a very hard yet soft dom. I don't think he'd be very dominant often but when he is he's definitely aggressive and rough

But his words don't match his actions he'd be praising you constantly and saying sweet gentle things while literally destroying your insides (💀)

Everyone imagines Gunil to be a bit of a choker but I'm just like 😨 whenever someone says that. I think he's too soft to do something like that to you, but if you're really that into it and BEG him he may just grab your throat.

But I think overall Gunil is very bottom energy and generally would be, he's a pretty cocky character but he just shatters underneath you.

He'd be a big baby for you, whining and begging for everything and depriving him of his relief is his biggest enemy so you use that against him.

I think whimpering would be his main source or sounds when having sex. You'd think because he's the whimpering type he'd be rather quiet but no no no he's LOUD.

Hit that right spot and he's melting all over you.

He's very sensitive to every kind of touch really but touching his face gently as you jerk him off could make him cum right there and then.

Toys wouldn't really be his forte but if you wanted to use them he wouldn't mind

But lingerie on the other hand, that's where it's at for him

If you're ever feeling submissive the number one way to make him wanna be the top is by wearing lingerie, it's that easy.

As for "mommy" and "daddy" terms I think he'd like to call you mommy but he'd do it in a quiet, innocent way.

As for you calling him daddy, he doesn't really care. If you wish to call him that go ahead

He would be such a body worshiper (😭)

He'd love to pleasure you as well. He'd often say things like "just sit on my face," or smth sjsjsj

~Scenario~

"Please mommy," Gunil basically whispered in your ear as you gave him a handjob, very slowly.

"Please what?" You asked seductively as you looked him in his eyes. He swallowed hard and avoided your eyes looking at him desperately.

"Faster," he somehow got out between whines. You gently grazed the palm of your hand across his cheek and angling it up to look at you.

"Your going to have to say it a lot louder than that,"

After he begged louder and louder you decided to give it to him (finally) and you decided to be kind and let him cum all over you. "Good boy,"

💕aftercare head canons💕

Gunil immediately goes into softy mode when you say your finished

He would also ask what you want to do, sleep, shower, bath, read, talk, the list goes on

He would offer you snacks and a drink of course

He would give you tons of cuddles (🤭)

He would ask if he hurt you too much if he was being dominant

~Scenario~

"Are you hungry?" He said, turning to you on the bed. You thought for a moment and nodded your head. "What would you like?" He asked and the two of them went out to the kitchen to grab a snack. You ended up just getting some packaged snacks and some milkis to drink with them. He gave you loads of cuddles and attention (as if you didn't have his undivided attention like 5 minutes ago) and you fell asleep on the couch with him after eating all of your goodies.

A/N: this one sucks lmao 😭 my parents have been fighting a lot and it's distracting sjsjsj

[chiroptaro]

Hey! Who are your top 3 action webtoon characters (doesn't have to include main character) and why?

gives u a big hug when i saw this ask i yelled out loud ty SM for asking . i had to think long and hard about this one bc honestly there are SO many amazing characters to choose from augh!!! okok im gonna put it under a read more bc i went a little overboard my bad 🤧

slight spoilers(?) for viral hit, teenage mercenary

3. kayden from eleceed!!!! okay first of all shoutout to casein nitrate for being the funniest fuckin concept ive ever read in a webtoon oh my GOD. when he was in human form for the first time in front of the gang and ilhyuk and was like "why arent they giving me treats.." I WAS ROLLING OH MY GODDD. THE WAY HE INTERACTS W PEOPLE IN HIS CAT FORM IS HYSTERICAL. anyways as a character i rlly rlly like him because of how much he. cares about jiwoo like that's LITERALLY his son that's his little boy the found families in eleceed have me sobbing all day theyre so important to me. i also like him because of HOW STRONG HE IS?? LIKE HE'S SO YOUNG BUT HE'S RESPECTED BY EVERY AWAKENED BC OF HIS STRENGTH LIKE OMG. also he is so so gender im so jealous of him and kartein UGH. speaking of kartein him and kartein's relationship is great to me bc they bring out dif sides of each other that r super cool to see !! also theyre hilarious together . kayden's funny and he looks cool AND he kicks ass AND HE'S A GRUMPY DAD FIGURE like it does not get any better than this.

2. ijin from teenage mercenary/mercenary enrollment !!!! this one is my fav webtoon of all time 💓💓 i adore ijin because like...even after all he's been through and how grim and immovable his life has made him, he's still so so gentle with his grandfather and little sister. he loves his family so so much and it makes me ILL. speaking of his family i adore just how many families he HAS like he has the numbers, major kang and all them (his relationship w them has me absolutely dead on the floor the amount of rants ive gone on abt them is frankly worrying), dusik cha n his right hand man, and ofc his grandpa and dayeon!! he's so caring that he creates such strong bonds with so many people and they become irreplaceable in his heart and he would do absolutely anything to protect them. he puts the people he sees as family over EVERYTHING in his life and once a person has become part of his fam he becomes super protective of them <3 an example of that is once he knew that jiyeh was engaged to major kang, who was the first person to really help him understand what family means, he immediately added her to the ppl to be protected and went super far to protect her when she got kidnapped because he knows she's special to major kang!! someone in the comments said "his in-law!!" and that had me sobbing on the floor bc he got so excited and felt like he had to be cool in front of her AUGHH. he's such a sweetheart while also being an incredible and badass fighter and that combo is my fav kind of character 🫶🫶

1. MY ABSOLUTELY FAV IS TAEHUN FROM VIRAL HIT/HOW TO FIGHT. me and my buddy literally rant to each other all the time about him every time he shows up we're kicking our feet twirling our hair giggling.... i haven't finished his backstory arc (im paused at the beginning of it i've had to mentally prepare myself) but i like him bc he's really passionate abt taekwondo and was ready to teach it to hobin even tho he said he would beat the crap out of him the next time he saw him ... imo this was the turning point for them and if hobin hadnt gone to him to learn the back kick taehun wouldnt have become such an integral part of the hobin yu company(lol). i also rlly love that he was determined to start a newtube channel even tho he thought it was embarrassing aughh it was so cute!! also he watches hobin's streams and is visibly super proud of how far he's come and i think thats rlly sweet <33 i also love him bc he's incredibly gender like i wish i was him so so bad the mullet and the style and the LIPGLOSS AND MASCARA AND EYELINER and the snark and the asking for 500 won thing he's so frickin cool im obsessed with him AUGH!!! i just think he's super cool. another reason is bc of how obviously fruity that guy is like oh my god he cannot be normal for 3 seconds every time he's trying to intimidate someone he has to get all up in their personal space like,, be fr. when he first confronted yeonu(?) did u see that pose bruh what was that. every time his fangirls show up in v-hit's chat im like theyre LITERALLY me i could not relate to them more honestly. i made him an entire pinterest board . the entire reason i started reading v-hit was for him bc my friend told me abt how cool he was and i just had to get in on that so,, yaya !!! he exceeded my expectations a thousand times and ilhsm

^ some of my fav taehun scenes altho every single panel he's in has me blushing and giggling 🤭

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

frankenstein from noblesse!! he's so badass and i love his hair and he's so loyal he just. aughh even tho the gang pisses him off sometimes he still cares for them sm

mr na from get schooled/true education!! he cares so so much abt the kids and helping them and he really wants to defend his fiancee and prove that she was right to say all kids can change <3

gerard from weak hero...he is so special to me i love how old man he is. he sleeps in bushes and enjoys slapstick comedy he's just like me fr!!! i just love him soo much smth about these guys who fight w kicks 💓

[whoblewboobear]

💖🖊📥 📊 💭 🍰 🌝 hi I couldn’t help myself I got carried away

AWHHH THANK U, JANELLE 💖🥹

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💖 What do you like most about your own writing?

I always love the dialogue~ it’s usually what I start with and build out around it. I’ll just be driving and a convo between like Jace & Porter will come to mind. It really sets a scene and a tone of voice for each character. I love it, like of my dialogue doesn’t make me feel something it’ll get rewritten until it feels right.

🖊️ Post a snippet from a current WIP

This is from part 2 of Religion’s in your lips 👏👏 my beloved period fic that purely exist for Zara to give Jace head while he’s on his period

“I’m staying.. For him,” he breathes. “Plan’s off.” Zara rolls her eyes, using her heel to push Porter back a bit.

“What changed? It has taken minutes to go back on what you’ve planned for how long? Years?” She couldn’t just accept something nice when it fell into her lap, could she?

“Zara, hear him out. There’s more,” Jace beams. Porter groans, glancing back at Jace. “You tell her, it’s your thing.”

“No, it’s technically your thing,” Jace corrects. 

“I-“

“Porter doesn’t mind sharing!” Jace blurts out before clamping a hand over his mouth. “Sorry!” 

“So I’ve been told. Under far more professional circumstances.. And yet I still see jealousy. Jace, my dear. I appreciate the enthusiasm, I do,” she smiles at him before turning her attention back to Porter, frowning. “But I do not want a relationship with you. One time was enough.” Rude. He wasn’t that bad of a lay, he was just off his game that night. Besides, Jace never complained. 

(I love when Zara is so mean to Porter 💖 it’s how she flirts)

📥 What is your fave fic to receive comments/messages on?

I absolutely love seeing comments on Wiiimdfy I love seeing which parts people really enjoyed. It always makes my day! Yours are always so incredibly sweet too aghhh~~

📊 Current number of WIPs

just 3~ Wiiimdfy, Religion’s in your lips, and then the fashion model!Jace au. I’m always writing little blurbs too

💭 What is a headcanon you have about your own work?

ough so I have this teeny tiny headcanon that ZaraJacePorter will be endgame in wiiimdfy timeline. It’s way too far out of the scope of wiiimdfy itself and the place Jace and Porter will end up. This is their story but it’s also setting me up if I wanna write more in the future about Zarajace and how they navigate that with Porter being back. I think they buy a house together somewhere nice and live out their days happily.

🍰 Name one of your fave comfort fics

Oooh! So I used to be a huge 1d!Larrie and I swear the fic Another Hazy May by deLILAh is so sweet and lovely. I haven’t read it in a while but I need to come back to it. It’s so sweet. Also omg Who Painted the Moon Black by throughthedark it’s a beautiful Larry fic that weaves in really well with the hunger games universe. For years it felt like such a great companion piece to the original hunger games trilogy. It’s so beautiful and it fits so well. Louis and Finnick are friends in it and it makes me so happy. It’s such a love letter to the hunger games through the lens of a boy and placed into the world. Looove it 💖

🌝 Who is one character you haven't yet written for that you would like to?

OOOOOOH. Now that I’m into IWTV I’d love to write something for Claudia 🤧 I need to get into her head I just adore her. I’d also like to write from Zara’s perspective! Maybe something with just her and Jace meeting in a city and being friends to lovers roommates 🤧 I wanna make Jace soooo gender too. Maybe it’s a cute college au and they’re going BCU. Lots of nights out and just vibes ughhh I need it now.

[carlos-tk]

Fandom Holiday Gifts 🎁

special shoutout to @welcometololaland for creating this game you can find the link on how it works here

Day 7 - Read a fic under 2000 words

I’m sharing two fics because I want to 😌

my world deeply stained by the color of you by alrightbuckaroo (ao3) (761 - 911 Lone Star - Carlos Reyes/TK Strand - G) also user @alrightbuckaroo on here (ALSO I spotted the tag re: soft launch for a diner!au to do with this prompt!!) 👀

So happy I requested the Spotify number that led to this prompt fill. Trust Ada to give us a beautiful fic to go with a beautiful song <3 I love the way you used the changing of seasons, the passing of time and colour to show their journey of love

these lines 🥺💕

He's opening his heart to a man who never plans to let it close

He breathlessly mutters a, “Hey, baby,” and he’s swathed in the warm that you can only feel in the arms of the one you love

Austin, Texas was a place that was robbed of color. Now, TK feels like he's swimming in it.

all of you, all of me intertwined [chapter 9] by strandnreyes (ao3) (1.3k - 911 Lone Star - Carlos Reyes/TK Strand - M) also user @strandnreyes on here

If you haven’t been reading Jen’s prompt fills lately I don’t know what to say except start! The way I wept over this chapter is 🤧 Beautiful and soft, it’s about old memories, new beginnings and enduring love <3

lovely lines from this one 💕

It feels like a home. Their home.

He can’t maintain this position for long, but he’s got his whole world in his arms, laughing against his neck and holding back just as tight 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

But he did it right this time around and he got what he wanted—TK in his arms, happy and excited and affectionate, a nearly seven year old mistake rectified at this moment.

Change isn’t all that scary when the reason Carlos loves this home so much is coming with him

bingo sheet and previous days under the cut ✂️

previous days

[qiankunnies]

bias tag game

tagged by: @lee-minhoe (ty beloved 💜)

rules: you're going to pick 10 of your biases (or as many biases as you have and then fill in the rest of the spots with idols you like) and number them 1-10, then answer the questions below. try not to look at the questions before you make your list!

tagging (ofc only if you want to): @cheolmatez @sunminshine @boobzi @kimsmingyu @janggtoco @choiyeonjuns +anyone else who sees this and wants to do it!! Pls tag me if you do 🫶🏻

questions below the cut

My Bias List (narrowing down to 10 biases was an impossible ask. I'm still very much in my exo brainrot so I have all 3 of my exo biases on this and also moon taeil ily. Also sorry to all the women I bias. I could literally make a list of 10 gg biases and do this a 2nd time):

Baekhyun

Taeil

Jongin

Chanyeol

Minho (shinee)

Dokyeom

Wonwoo

Haechan

Donghun

Kihyun

QUESTIONS

1. Between 7 and 5, who did you bias first?

Minho. Choi Minho is my og bias wrecker. Plus I started stanning shinee in 2010 before seventeen was even a thing. Wonwoo was just a babe in the woods at that point 😂

2. Between 2 and 6, who are you more attached to?

TAEIL v. DOKYEOM?? Well, it should come as no surprise to anyone but the answer is Moon Taeil. I adore that man with my whole being (I hope he's recovering and resting well rn). Lee Seokmin is very important to me too, but he was up against my moon man and stood no chance. Sorry, DK 💔

3. If you were to spend the day with either 3 or 1, who would you choose and what would you do?

I have to pick between Kim Jongin and Byun Baekhyun??? This game is rude 😒 but ofc I'm choosing Baekhyun. Mel had a really cute answer to this that I'm not going to be able to compare to. But I feel like Baek just needs a break. So I'd probably choose to do something chill (I say as tho I wouldn't be a basket case and like I can speak Korean). Maybe go to a coffee place, preferably one with baked goods, near a park or a river and just take our coffee (and pastries) to a nice spot to chill and talk. Maybe get some pizza for lunch. Play some video games (truthfully I'd probably just watch HIM play since I only play single player games due to being shit at them). Idk 🤷‍♀️ I'm bad at this lmao

4. What is your favorite physical feature about 9?

HIS SMILE!! I know he's known for his sad eyes while singing but COME ON!! LOOK AT HIM 🥺 (yes, I'm stealing mel's idea of including a picture, but mostly bc more people should know and love Donghun)

5. What is your favorite part of 6's personality?

Dokyeom is like the literal embodiment of sunshine. He is so bright and happy!! You can tell he loves life and finds joy in little things. His laughter and smile is such a serotonin boost! I know that he feels and thinks about things deeply and can be a little (a lot) hard on himself. But he's got this big, big heart. I just love how full of light he is, yk?

7. Between 1 and 2, whose closet would you raid?

Why do I feel like neither Baekhyun nor Taeil have much that I would want to raid from their closets? 🤔 idk that I pay that close attention to their own personal styles either tbh. I think I'm picking Baek tho. I don't have a great reason other than I know he's always wearing these oversized things. And oversized clothes are cozy 🤷‍♀️ I'm stealing one of that man's hoodies and keeping it for the rest of my life thanks so much

8. What is a style that you want to see 3 try?

I don't feel like I have any notes for Mr. Gucci. Jongin has a much better grasp on fashion than I do. AND he's done pretty much everything and can pull off the craziest things.

9. Between 5 and 4, who are you closer to in height?

Minho, but I'm not actually close to his height either. Chanyeol's just a tol boy™️

10. Between 10 and 9, whose music do you like the best?

Oh man this is such a difficult question. Out of the 2, Kihyun's the only one with solo work. But Donghun's voice is SOOO 👌🏻💯🤧👏🏻👍🏻 I feel similarly about Kihyun's voice tho. If we're saying between a.c.e's music and monsta x's tho...?? I *think* I'm choosing a.c.e's, but kihyun's solos are so good 😭😭 this is such an impossible decision to make 🙃