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No one else finds it disturbing that the assassin was only 20 years old?
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De-age fic, but good parents AU
Something de-ages danny, not a clue what exactly, but it does. BUT, danny had already had a good reveal with his parents, so he goes home and they see him de-aged and immediately get to work figuring out how to get him back to normal.
Life goes on as normal, its just that danny's body is about ten years younger. He still has to go to school (with a story that the thing that de-aged danny was aimed at fenton and phantom jumped in to take the hit but it got both of them - or open secret au, take your pick), still has chores, still has to deal with the ghosts that cause problems.
With barely a pause to question 'is that still danny?' everyone continues as normal.
Thing is, there's the typical information firewall we like to invoke to explain why the justice league doesnt know about amity. It blocks ghosts, Phantom, infinite realms, liminality and ecto-contamination, you name it.
What it doesnt block? Baby Hero.
As in, now that Phantom is tiny, everyone and their dog is taking pics and recording phantom to coo all over him on social media. Everyone is enjoying how adorable he is while it lasts. Even the rogues are playing nicer to soak it all up.
The justice league is concerned. Apparently there's some new hero (phantom has been active for over a year by now, minimum) operating in the midwest, and he is literally preschool age. Even the Robins didn't start that young! Who is raising this kid? What are they thinking?!
Its frustratingly hard to get any more intel about phantom (because the firewall is still catching everything else about him), so theyre gonna have to send someone in blind to scope out the situation.
Who do they send? You can decide, but i vote they put together a team: batman (wfa characterization) because he knows how to handle child vigilantes, wonder woman because everyone loves wonder woman and she's a good voice of reason, and zatanna (NOT constantine! Zatanna is more child friendly) to cover magical bases in case this is something like a captain marvel situation.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#never seen a deage prompt with good fentons so now ive made one#can be an everyone knows au if you want#i imagined the parents have known and worked with phantom for a while before he got deaged#but you can make the deage the cause of the reveal too i guess#giw may have been the ones to set up the firewall#but if they did then the fentons keep them driven out of amity park#giw can only watch from the outskirts or risk getting mowed over by the gav#or sniped by literally any civilian because literally everyone is kitted out with fenton tech by now#phantom only really handles the biggest threats by this point#or you can ignore this worldbuilding and go a different direction
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#critical role#the mighty nein#mollymauk tealeaf#caleb widogast#nott the brave#fjord stone#god i love these idiots#my friend got me into critical role about a week ago and im already on like ep30 ish#fjord's casting eldritch blast btw#when i was drawing them all together it looked like he was sniping a caleb in the corner
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i would just like to point out that rhys darby is giving an absolutely astounding performance on ofmd. every episode he is doing the absolute most. every expression, every tone, every line, every movement, every character beat. like he is the fucking star. he deserves absolutely fucking everything.
#i will simp until the day i die#he fucking astounds me#rhys darby#ofmd#ofmd stede#our flag means death#personal ramblings#ETA: THE WAY THE ORIGINAL POST CUT OFF LMAO#SNIPED#JUST SO STUPID IN LOVE I GOT TAKEN OUT AT THE END#LOST CONSCIOUSNESS
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Five: as far as I could tell, i was the last human left alive
Also Five: shoots anything that moves
#what are the odds there were survivors and they all avoided Five#because he sniped anything that got near him#five hargreeves#tua#the umbrella academy
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walk of shame (they decided to go to bleak falls barrow by themselves to impress camilla,, it went,, poorly.)
#skyrim#faendal#sven#the elder scrolls#svaendal#tesblr#faendal erroneously assumed he can use sven to keep them busy so he can snipe at them#unfortunately sven has never been in a real fight in his life#and promptly failed to keep the enemies away from faendal and they both got Got#on the other hand svens potions were also the reason they survived at all#(did u know one of his skills is alchemy?)#my art#hobbling their way back to riverwood rip#they traumabonded just a bit
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Fuck we are under attack (Janeys armor reference image)
The Imperial Wardi military has no standardized weapons or armor (except for a few small, elite and specialized groups of soldiers). The vast majority of soldiers have to supply their own, and one's armor is only as good as they can afford. Janeys can afford very, very good armor, though this set opts more for comfort, visual appeal, and basic coverage of vital organs than truly comprehensive protection.
This set consists of a lacquered and finely scaled iron lamellar covering the torso, shoulders, and wrists, and two layers of thick padded skirts protecting the upper legs and groin, all worn over a standard skirt and a light undershirt. The veil draping from the helmet is externally decorated with fabric and conceals an internal set of chainmail (the rest of the mail that would complete the set has been neglected). While this armor is not as fully protective as would be ideal, it is designed to allow for an adequate degree of protection while maintaining freedom of movement to engage with versatile duties (riding, fighting with a sword or spear, archery, shooting a musket, verbally abusing your soldiers to cope with stress, etc).
This armor is substantially more decorated than is typical, while not outright being fully ornamental/ceremonial. The padded components and belt are trimmed with consecrated white lionsmane (a material typically reserved for Odonii and their kin, used to increase prowess in battle), and the helmet has a purely unnecessary skimmer gull plume flopping around on it (for good luck).
There is a great variety of armor produced in Imperial Wardin, but it tends to fall into the categories of lamellar (usually iron or leather) and chainmail, and/or thickly padded linen armors. The latter is of increasing importance in the contemporary, as it is the only armor that offers SOME degree of protection against musketfire. Padded armor certainly cannot withstand a direct hit, but it can sometimes absorb distant or glancing hits from ammunition.
#I had the body and spear sketched out and was like 'wait I should use this opportunity to make a body ref' so now there's a full body#ref of Janeys standing around cock out inexplicably holding a spear#I got it on AF along with this but not posting it here. Tumblr's flagging algorithm can detect a perfectly TOS-compliant penis from#a mile away (if it's flesh toned) and will snipe it with zero regard for flaccidity and anyway I just cannot be dealing with that rn#Also use of a short spear like this meant for thrusting/cutting rather than throwing would typically be accompanied by a shield#and he would also most likely be carrying a sword at the belt. No gun though he doesn't have the rank for bearing a musket and#is also a fucking abysmal shot.
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Okay listen,,, I’m just saying if Vox had a full demon form Val would ABSOLUTELY be all over that shit- 😏😏😏🩵
🔞🔞🔞 Below links are N S F W, absolutely no minors 🔞🔞🔞
Full artwork is available Here on Twitter and Here on Stash ôwô
#censored for tumblr#voxval#staticmoth#massive content warning#it’s been so long since I’ve been on tungle I have no idea what tags get sniped on sight |D#fuck it putting a mature rating on this whole post xgjdjgxk#val would be a monsterfucker but especially for Vox you cannot change my mind :3#i just need to see full demon vox even if he doesn't look like this qwq#volt’s art#also i needed to make the censors like that gdkjtdxgjxky xDD#the two wieners meme was in my head the whole time i was drawing I'm so glad i got to use it xD
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The dads being cute with their lovers (sorta)
I hc that Rito kiss each other by touching the top of their beaks to something (their beaks aren’t touching but that’s just cuz I can’t draw 💀💀) so they’re doing a lil Rito kiss <3 I WISH we had more of them man.
#rip Leon and Talon they’re wives are dead :c#Linebeck and Jolene’s relationship is… complicated#Sarah is helping Ammon deal with phantom pains#she has a very calm demeanor and it’s nice to him#helps him relax when he’s overwhelmed#Uli and Rusl try not to be cute challenge#when Faima shrinks she looks like a regular Hylian with great fairy clothes#but when she’s big she has her pink hair#strangers across eras#if you put all of them together you have the wives#the exes#then you have the daughter which is Malon#and then you have Leon’s one friend Valensuela#oh Kass#gonna do a minor totk spoiler so stop reading now#problem with writing Kass is that I’m growing attached to him which sucks cuz he got frickin sniped in totk#like COME ON I MIS HIM WHERE IS HE
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flying perilously close to spoilerposting here but one thing that's SO fun about garashir is how they have such complementary daddy issues and yet neither of them really fully grasp what the other one's problem is
#emily if you see this post DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT#julian 'if your dad sucks why not just go no-contact and refuse to talk about it ever' bashir#elim 'well MY father could visit any number of horrors upon me For The Greater Good and i'd be fine as long as he acknowledged me' garak#guy who would do anything to be useful to his father in any capacity#vs guy who would do anything to be useful in general but only if it's got nothing to do with his father.#like if they ever sat down and discussed their respective damage i think they would both misunderstand each other SO badly.#and of course i love to think about this in the context of them getting married#where garak is like. well obviously we'll be inviting your entire extended family for our big cardassian wedding.#since you're lucky enough to still HAVE a family#and julian is like no the hell we won't be. are you insane.#obviously by this point garak knows why julian isn't on speaking terms with his folks but he doesn't quite grasp it emotionally#and can't help but perceive it as some sort of slight since family is such a big deal to cardassians#and after he let julian stay when [REDACTED FOR SPOILERS] he can't understand why julian won't at least introduce him to his parents#meanwhile julian thinks he's doing garak a favour by keeping them separate :/#and can't understand why garak is SO determined to dismiss julian's discomfort and force his way into this part of julian's life#cue a lot of petty sniping to mask very real hurt feelings before they actually talk it out.
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— EPISODE 114 SPOILERS—
hey uhm, remember when, when they were in that control room and powered up everything and lifted the lockdown. do you think that they accidentally freed kuba kenta from his cell… which also why was he there in the first place? why would vice admiral kuba kenta reincarnate in a stronghold in the black sea? was he sent there after he was reincarnated for some sort of mission and then imprisoned?
bro was straight chillin in a dark cell like the joker licking dirty glass (also i imagine the glass had holes in the corner so they could talk like the glass at petsmart where the cats are kept)
#jrwi riptide#jrwi#jrwi show#jrwi spoilers#just roll with it#jrwi spoilers episode 114#jrwi kuba kenta#kuba kenta#bro what was he doing there fr#ik we havent heard about him since like episode 92?#its been over 20 episodes since his last mention#why is he in the black sea#why is he in a glass cell??#he literally foreshadowed his escape#kuba kenta: be careful not to open my cell#i think they opened his cell…#dude is gonna be stream sniping them soon#imminently#this is scary#bros got new fur too#new fur care routine yasss
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the moment i made the frank-tucker connection in my mind i lost all interest in him you gotta do more than be good at carnival games and start so many fights you’re always the “underdog” even though week after week you get your way. it certainly makes for fun feeds for a minute (won’t lie this blindside was fun to watch) but after a while it’s like “alright when are they backdooring him” i’m tired of seeing one person win every comp!!
#once again michael doesn’t count he’s gay if that seems unfair whomst do u think i am akskdkd#bb26#anyways i wish mj or t’kor had won this one#this is also a ******* ****** game#it is a strategy it’s just a LOSING strategy you’re playing for early jury#and if i can tell from the jump how you’re getting sniped that’s not fun#michael didn’t count bc he had a lot of legit strategy going on. hisam got sniped wayyyy earlier so. gay.
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sketch from one of my fave fo4 memories
After my sole survivor fell into the Kendall Hospital pit and was expertly saved by a certain sniper.
#my sole oc tries to distract herself from crying by reminding mac soap exists#Mac really saved her ass right as she got scooped up by the death claw#and then i was glued to him for the rest of time#up above yelling Last Mistake You'll Ever Make as he sniped#shino makes things#shino x maccready#rj maccready#fallout 4
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A silly little doodle in response to Snipe getting adopted by the @foundfamilyadoptionagency
#Storm Hawks#Snipe#Ravess#I am very happy he got adopted#Also this may or not may fuel some weird writing ideas I have
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hi so I am extremely soft for Sun basically being all-hands-on-deck for assisting Y/N with outfits, Moon wanting Y/N to be comfortable, and Eclipse being all here for nice textures
how would the boys react to Y/N asking them (independently) to help them put together an outfit (something complicated that needs an extra pair of hands with buttons/zips). can be pre/post-reveal depending on desired fluff content - @clxckwork-sun-n-moon
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Pre-reveal: Sun: Flattered beyond compare - them asking means they trust his judgement enough to put their outfit in his hands! For a peacock like him, who's job is reliant on looking the part, that's a big thing. There's also, uh, the thing about having to go up into their room, their private space, to maybe survey what they have? The thought will fluster him enough to fumble, and ask if they have a few things in mind already, and ends up moving the fashion show downstairs. Just take anything that could come in handy to the living room, he can work with that! Would love to take his time and invite them to a shopping trip, but feels like that might just be too much and sticks with what's available. Will however gladly offer to lend things to them - perhaps a specific tie would match better, or a certain set of cufflinks... Very gentle, but focused while working with buttons and zippers. He takes pride in being asked, so he won't risk damaging anything or hurting them by getting distracted. By the time he's finished the bitter pang of knowing this outfit isn't for him comes back to punch him square in the face, and he's lucky he's always smiling because otherwise it would be hard to keep up. Y/N doesn't miss the way his expression twists, and can't quite make sense of it before he leaves with a quick, but genuine compliment.
Moon: So you have chosen violence. Given that this is reverse coded, you have the shy boy, who is awkward af around the nice landlord already, who has no clue about fashion as his only focus is "dark color scheme and good to move in." He near panics, but agrees to help in any capacity he can - then follows Y/N into their home while just listing off disclaimers about how he's really not that knowledgeable and doesn't know what he's doing with outfits half the time, but if they're really sure - Ends up being the one giving the least "advice" because Y/N could try on anything and he'd say they look great, with that earnest expression that just makes it impossible to be mad about it. Y/N can try the process of elimination, and he does a lot better answering "this or that" questions. The living room ends up a mess by the time he's actually starting to help, almost hesitant to make contact. His gaze keeps flitting up to their eyes, checking in with them if things are still okay and he's good to continue. Ends up losing his anxiety by the end of it, giving them a couple earnest compliments. But once he's out the door and back alone he realizes that's it, that was his role in this and that's what it'll always be, and that does sting a good bit.
Post-reveal: Sun: And here you have chosen death. No longer concerned about propriety and overstepping, because now boundaries are all in the open and secrets no longer exist, he's very eager to show Y/N the full extent of his knowledge. Will no longer be too shy to go into their room, either, and Y/N will have some mild regrets over him judging what they have available. Will also be much less coy about sharing his own wardrobe, and given that he wasn't shy about it before there's just a lot waiting for Y/N. Will still be focused during the actual buttoning and zipping, but his touch will linger longer when he draws his fingers back down the line of clothing he just closed up. God help them when it's at their back - you know what you do when there's sudden pressure drawn down your back? You arch into it, and Sun is living for it when Y/N just moves with his hand, maybe eliciting a small gasp... "There, all set" - and his grin is entirely too innocent when they turn to glare at him. Maybe missing the touch already, which is exactly what he intended <3
Moon: A little less violence, good for him. Given the lack of secrets Moon is much more comfortable explaining that his sense of fashion is very much just "I need to work in it and not get killed by Sun if he happens to switch into it" which will make Y/N laugh and set the tone for the rest of the little fitting. He'll be much more of a menace, pretending to contemplate and at times even impersonating Sun and trying to mimic his speech patterns just to make Y/N crack up as they hold different shirts in front of their body. But when he asks them to "Come here?" with that gentle smile, they don't even hesitate for a second. He's much more confident, maybe even letting out an appreciative hum as he works the buttons/ zippers. Of course, he'll want to look at his handiwork, and helps them turn with his hands on their sides, before grinning like a Cheshire cat and asking if they'll need help getting out of it later, too? Earns him another laugh and a playful smack to the face, but he only laughs too knowing that he will get to help them get comfortable after, too <3
Eclipse: (though not for AU!Y/N, and more a s/o) Eclipse: Oh, he wants to have fun with this! He'd love to start from scratch, and start it all off with a shopping trip to just look around! If the energy is there, he'd love to go to multiple stores and compare, mixing and matching whatever you like, and looking for accessories in the same go! (or another go. multiple trips is also fun, he just gets excited! online shopping he's also definitely open for, if that's more comfortable - he just likes the added bonus of exploration) The actual putting on he'll be quieter, but still giddy. Torn between reverent staring, excited noises and hand clapping, and actually helping, he's a bit of a scatterbrain about it, but it's okay! Just take enough time to get ready! Very, very careful and gentle with any buttons or zippers - he doesn't want to pinch you, or break anything, and animatronics are strong enough for a mindless little tug to end with a loose button or damaged zipper. With four hands he's got a good advantage though, and two can take care of buttons and zippers, while two can hold the rest of the fabric in place. If that happens by having his hands rest on your shoulders, sides, hips, or even all of the above depending on where he's currently zipping/ buttoning, that's between him and you! Will shower you in compliments as soon as he's done, before quietly asking if you like it, too - because he knows that's the most important part, and if he hasn't helped you before and/ or you have very different tastes in fashion, he'll want to check in that everything went well and you're satisfied! <3
#answer let luce#clxckwork sun n moon#accidentally undercover#I feel like I make a lot of jokes abt sun and his fashion so i had to emphasize again#his job *requires* him to look good in a suit and he puts a lot of effort into matching the occasion#him ending up liking suits was more of a coincidence but he likes the ego boost it gives him#this isn't even 1.2K in total so not too insane but yknow. snipe the simps#tried to keep the length roughly balanced bc im normal about being fair#it's a pine forest pre reveal and the boys fancy a good long walk in there#i got so distracted from this im so sorry LMAO#enjoy!!
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What exactly happened in the time after Azusa failed to kill ozai?
Azula managed to damage some old property that cost more than the entire Fire Nation Army probably and was arrested immediately. She sort of aimed at Ozai's head but managed to hit an overhang instead.
Ozai was like. Well that's a waste of a daughter. Maybe prison will straighten you out. Ozai's not exactly known for forgiveness and he literally just burned Zuko so I imagine he was kind of in a rock and hard place about letting Azula go without punishment. He eventually settled on losing an arm bc you can still firebend with one arm. Azula picked the arm that represents Zuko.
Anyway while Zuko's on his way out of the nation he visits her jail and just-so-happens to unlock her cell bc in his mind he's after the honor he lost so he's giving Azula the ability to regain her honor as well. He expected her to fuck off but she just showed up on the ship bc she wants to see the world lol.
#Ask#Question Mandar#interdimensionalvoid#ATLA#Can't Help Being a Virgo AU#Azula#Fire Lord Ozai#Fire Lord Zuko#It's important to me that in this AU Zuko is NOT doing any of this bc he's fond of Azula beyond the normal amount#He's firmly in his 'my daddy loves her more than me that's why she got prison and I got exiled' phase#Azula purposefully chooses to go with Zuko to see the world and Zuko is constantly sniping at her abou tit#When he decides to ight for Ozai in Ba Sing Se he literally leaves her to the will of the Avatar
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