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me: *installs a fun little dating game*
day 3 of playing it: *mc's family dies in an explosion*
#what the fuck#why is there tragedy all of a sudden#the way it managed to jump scare me more than a horror movie#the most unrealistic thing about this game is mc having two hot af childhood friends (one of them being a malewife) and never having fallen#in love with either of them 😂#caleb won me at pipsqueak#unfortunately he's not playable#and he got roasted#mc asked for roasted chicken but i think there was a misunderstanding ahsjshsjjs sorry#i needed to make a joke#yes this is about love and deepspace#the game is actually pretty fun#i like the fighting#i feel like i'm pretty committed to xavier at the moment#but i like the three boys a lot#rafayel is so silly#the little hints about the plot are very juicy i'm curious to see how the plot develops#definitely not the first time meeting them#that one comment on a post talking about love at first sight possibly being reconnecting with a lover from a past life...#sus!!!!#and then you have xavier who supposedly took a book from the library 30 years ago...... is he like 300 years old or something? 😂#scratching my chin like a detective#love and deepspace#lads spoilers#< just in case?
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Finally finished my most ambitious Hatchetfield project yet. Every box in the border represents a different Nightmare Time, as well as Hey Melissa, Trail to Oregon, Workin’ Boys, the BBQ monologues and Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel. The three large boxes at the bottom represent the three main musicals. It’s 18x24” and made with sharpie :]
#this project took over 14 hours#gonna use the tags to point out details im proud of#theres lobsters in the Trail to Oregon picture#the tree of Witch in the Web has a bit of a face and has a white ukulele in its roots#the nighthawk is perched on an axe#and hes in front of weed plants#killer track has CDs vaguely in the shape of a brain#because Miss Holloway’s past wipes peoples minds#otho is in the background of Yellow Jacket obviously#in the foreground theres the one cupcake Lex got Hannah#and underneath it is the letter she wrote to ethan at the end#TGWDLM panel features his tie#the grenades#cup o roasted coffee#and the asteroid#Black Friday has Lex’s bag and Hannah/Ethan’s hat#NPMD has Max’s hand breaking through the floorboards#where he was buried#anyway yeah#hatchetfield fanart#artists on tumblr#webby hatchetfield#hatchetfield#starkid npmd#nerdy prudes must die#lords in black#the lords in black#starkid#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday
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Danny, the Young Justice member snippet nr 3 GIW made a lot of mistakes and the biggest one was going against Young Justice part 1
As you can see by the title (I need better ideas, you're all welcome to share yours), this is kinda part of "Danny, the Youg Justice member" but as something I have more of actual idea about. So while I encourage people adding their stuff to other snippets, please let this one be. I will be adding to it. It's even partially written :D
unrelated snippet nr 1, unrelated snippet nr 2
"Hey guys" Danny greeted clearly winded, phasing through the wall. Whole Team turned towards him, some giving him a side eye “Sorry I’m late”
“You’re good, my dude” Wally answered, patting him on the back as soon as halfa landed, turning into his human form. They gave him a moment to catch his breath(just how fast he tried to fly there?) before grabbing their bags. Dick jumped and threw himself over the speedster's and halfa’s shoulders.
“Happy Harbour, we’re coming!” he yelled.
He fixed his grip when he caught Danny’s quick wince under the pressure as they left the headquarters. Judging by look on his face, Kaldur caught it too.
“So what’s on the agenda?”
“There is an amusement park in city, so we’re going to enjoy our free time there” M’gann explained with excited smile “I can’t wait to see it, I heard it’s fun”
Artemis nodded with a grin.
“I bet I can win more plushies than all of you. No powers,” she demanded after a moment, slamming her hand n a random tree for better dramatic effect.
“Stakes?” he asked, competitive like always. While blonde shared her idea of ‘no locker room duties for a month’, Danny explained all the questions M’gann asked about what even bet was and what stakes meant. Dick was sure she knew the answers to all of them but he didn’t say anything. He was trained well enough to catch Conner listening intently, despite his clear effort to hide it.
It turned into a whole Team competition.
It was going to be an aster.
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M’gann was having a blast. Everyone already had two to four plushies, stomach full of unhealthy food and manageable nausea from the roller coaster. Wally and Danny were throwing popcorn to each other's mouths, Robin challenged Conner and Artemis to the next game. It really was fun just like she was told!
It was much less fun when literal blast shot a few feets away from them. Ground where it hit was burned. Halfa squealed, projecting a strong wave of distress. Without second thought he threw his hood on and changed his posture, frantically looking for a hiding spot.
Few children started crying, their families scrambling to get away before attackers started shooting again and hurt them. Workers, already used to working in less than ideal circumstances, quickly, but without panic warranted by recognised villains or outright invasion, shut down reinforced blinds and probably walked out to inform someone. At least they didn’t have to worry about potential civilian casualties.
“Do you know who they are?” M’gann asked, quickly establishing the Mindlink.
“Don’t worry about it” he answered, putting on crazy big sunglasses that Wally won some time before.
“My dude, we just got shot at. We have every right to worry”
“Calm down, Wally. I got shot at, you’re just close by. I’ll handle it” With a ruffle of his hair and a piece of popcorn thrown in his mouth,he turned around, just moment after the next blast almost caught his arm. He plastered a smile on his face.
“Hey, I’ve seen guns like these in laser tag! But I’ve never found them cheap enough to get without selling my kidney!” he yelled enthusiastically.
When the rest of them turned around, M’gann saw ten people in sunglasses and pristine white, holding guns straight from the mad scientist’s lab. THey stood still, projecting surprise bordering on shock. She could also feel hunter's happiness underneath it, intense enough that she considered breaking the ‘don’t mess with people’s brains’ rule. As a treat.
“Don’t worry guys, they won’t harm you. Act like you don’t believe you’re in danger. Like they're a bunch of LARPers or something” It was easier said than done, especially when Danny, who nearly always underestimated the danger, was so terrified.
“Who are they?!”
“Wally throw me a bit of popcorn, please” Halfa asked, ignoring Artemis almost yelling in their minds. In turn, he was ignored by the speedster. Three of the men turned to check something on weird sort of scanner. Danny's false smile went from cheerful to embarrassed.
“Dang me and my poor communication skills” he said, loud enough for men to hear but not enough to sound like he was talking to them, before asking louder “I meant to ask, where have you brought it and how much does it cost?”
This seemed to actually shake men out of their shock. They got furious.
“You won't trick us this time, ghost scum” one of the guys with a scanner snarled. Danny pursed his lips in childish gesture of displeasure.
“Rude much” he muttered as if he wasn’t shining with terror like a lighthouse. Robin perked up as if something got him curious.
“Wait, ghost? What do–”
“What are you cosplaying?” Artemis blurted out. Men got visibly angry but Danny smirked.
“Don't antagonize them,” Kaldur commended.
“If shit goes south I'll get you out of there, half a second flat” Wally offered.
“Thanks dude. Good job Artemis, they hate to be treated like a joke they are” halfa praised but out loud asking:
“Ghostbusters? No, they had different uniforms. But who else got a thing for ghosts?”
“Quit joking around, we caught you Phantom! You ran far from Amity Park but-”
“Who is Phantom?” Robin interrupted rudely (they deserved to be rude to them).
“Where is Amity Park, Utah? Cali?” Conner asked, adding fuel to the fire of chaos with barely contained glee. He liked messing with anyone even slightly resembling Kadmus staff and these guys marked almost all of the boxes.
“Illinois” provided chubby man who looked and felt like he didn't want to be there almost as much as they teens did. Danny relaxed slightly.
“Agent W you have no clearance to share this information“
“You were in Illinois and didn't tell me, Tommy?” M’gann finally spoke, jokingly punching his arm.
“I wasn't, I swear! I've never set a foot outside of this state in my life!”
“Quit messing around, you freak!!!” the guy, with the biggest ego and probably the leader, screamed.
“Can I please mess their heads up?” M’gann asked, pushing hope through Mindlink as hard as she could.
“Again, rude. What did I even do to deserve that?”
“Like you–”
“Operative K, I think they really don't know anything “ Agent W, the nicest out of the batch, interrupted “Maybe it left some ectoplasm on this boy to throw us off?”
“They called you it, Danny” Conner seethed, looking like only Kaldur’s hand on his shoulder was stopping him from punching all of them straight to the sun. M’gann was already reaching for their minds.
“We need to run a scan to be sure. Come here boy”
“Now, who are you?!” Robin got defensive, sliding to shield Danny from asiliants. Conner and Artemis joined him, so clearly furious that M’gann almost retreated from Mindlink. She wasn’t any calmer, it just felt overwhelming to be backed up by five other people.
“It’s classified”
Kaldur took a photo with an obnoxiously loud sound effect. Wally appeared right behind Danny, ready to evacuate him. Artemis barely kept herself from tackling the nearest ‘agent’ to the ground.
“What are you doing, boy?” Operative K splurted, absolutely flabbergasted.
“Calling the police”
“Why?”
“Robin, throw some laws, please”
“Oh, that’s easy,” the boy jumped in gleefully “You assaulted our friend and refused to state why you would have credentials to do so or even who are you. You carry modified weaponry openly in public and I doubt you have a permit, carelessly use it against minors, endangering innocent bystanders while we’re at it. You disturb public peace. I think that’s enough to get you arrested. Wait you know what, call ‘Supervillain emergency hotline’ instead, this is serious attack”
“Right ahead of you, already calling them”
It wasn’t that big of a problem even if someone tried to qualify this as spam. Young Justice Team was first to respond to all threats in Happy Harbour anyway.
Danny let out a low ‘uuuu’ with a smirk. Someone powered up a gun. Wally slightly raised halfa of the ground, ready to bolt.
“It’s okay young man,” the nice agent started, raising his hands in a placating gesture “We’re searching for a dangerous supernatural entity and may have overreacted. In our defense, Phantom is known to be tricky and we wouldn’t be surprised if it used human disguise to hide from us. Your friend gives off the same type of energy like what we use to track it so we assumed they’re the same. We’re sorry”
“Agent W you don’t have clearance to disclose that to-”
“Operative K, after the last few incidents we have to be more throughout before jumping to assumptions. Agent Gamma wouldn’t be pleased if your temper caused the next scandal,” Agent W look at them again, with a forced ‘warm’ smile “We’re really sorry for bothering you. We have reasons to believe Phantom is somewhere around but don’t worry about it, we will be on the lookout. If you see it, please contact us and we will take care of it” M’gann grabbed the ‘WANTED’ poster from man’s outstretched hand. She barely restrained herself from doing something irresponsible, like turning every man in white into a brainless vegetable.
“Later M'gann”
“But Robin…” she whined before sending a small laugh so they knew she wasn’t serious. She knew that Conner and Danny were anxious about this use of her powers.
Agent’s left and everyone relaxed. Wally put Danny back down and leaned back, jokingly rolling back his arms as if he got tired. Halfa stopped with a loud thump to sit on the ground. He was paler than usual.
Artemis shouted, alarmed.
“That was way too close” he started, aiming for a cheerful tone but missing by a mile “I’m fine, just need a moment to cool down. Sorry for that, guys. I thought I lost them over Ohio”
“That’s fine, personally I don’t care, we knew better than to expect a whole day without something going wrong, but who were they?” Wally asked, already back to eating popcorn.
Danny sighed, so deeply M’gann felt it in her bones even though she didn’t try to read him.
“I think this is the talk we should have in the Mountain”
#dpxyj#dp x yj#dc x dp#dpxdc#dp x dc#dcxdp#Danny actually told them he is halfa in this one!#Baby is growing hah#there will be more dramatic angsty part to it#since this is obligatory GIW fic#but for now it's just some fun#and my attempt at writing people roast other people#idk i find it funny#what do you think?#tbh I have much less to say in this one since it isn't finished and I don't want to spoil it#there will be another free to grab snippet soon#i won with my self created complications btw#wandixx writes#have a nice day dear stranger who got to this part
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Thoughts and doodles
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(Please do not use, or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me thank you <3)
#deersart#my art#Psychonauts#psychonauts 2#psychonauts raz#razputin aquato#psychonauts razputin#coach oleander#morceau oleander#psychonauts oleander#truman is technically also there but it’s plant Truman so does it even count#maligula is there to but like Truman she’s not relevant enough to count here#i have so many thoughts#like- how long did it actually take Raz to get to camp#we know he went by horse and got dropped of by a truck at some point#but what else#how long was it#the longer it is the more concerned it makes me#mr eats nothing but candy and the occasional roasted animal#i also have thoughts about morry’s tiny little ‘office’ y’all get this man an actual office smh#raz thought plant Truman’s fire breathing was cool. nuff said.#coach is built like a yam /aff#I’m not as content with that train painting as I’d like to be but hey practice makes perfect y’a know#tw vomit#tw emetophobia#i mean not really really but kinda#saw someone tag it so I figured I probably should just incase
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Wwwweeeeeee~
Ion dude probably regretting his life choices
That one scene from the Monarch series ep. 10
(Inspired by this gif:)
#godzilla#monarch legacy of monsters#ion dragon#episode 10#you that fight was straight FIRE!!!#i loved it#and godzilla entering that scene#*chefs kiss*#why is he so cool and badass#ion dragon dude ain't got shiz man#dude wasn't built for this lmao#everyone is roasting him#it's kinda funny ngl#anyway godzilla is awesome as always#my boy is giga CHAD#do not repost#my art
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Have we celebrated son gojo first bday yet?
oh! for his first birthday, you and gojo put together this little party with your closest friends coming in the attendance!!🥹 your baby is so plump and the cutest in his high seat—satoru ordered a miniature baby throne chair online just to sit your baby on it🤭
“he is a copy of gojo, it’s actually scary,” shoko mumbles, pinching your son’s chubby cheeks as he babbles at her. she finds herself smiling despite herself before turning to you. “i can’t believe you really gave birth to his spawn.”
“hey, rude!” satoru takes clear offense, swatting her hand away from your unsuspecting baby. “it’s a blessing to have my looks, you know!”
nanami sighs at the exchange, before handing you his gift, a set of baby blankets and pillows. “i hope he grows up well-behaved…”
you smile, thanking him. “so far, he’s been a pleasant company whenever satoru’s away… thank god that he definitely doesn’t inherit his cheeky personality.”
satoru turns to you, visibly dejected. “wifey…? not you too!”
and as the little party goes into full swing, you can only shake your head when your husband steps up his shenanigans—
“ichiji! i told you to bow your head before my son!”
“o-okay!”
“lower!”
and maybe to outsider’s eyes, gojo satoru is probably a deadbeat parent who is smug about his son, but it’s only you—his wife, who knows that he actually cherishes him so much as later that night, your heart warms when you see him dozing off with your sweet baby beside him, a protective hand on his tummy.
#even in his son’s first birthday he’s going to roast ichiji alright😭#god the end got me having diabetes too🤧#—chu’s mailbox 📬#—headcanons☁️#𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠
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long ass arms he could slap you from across the goddamn room
they made Miguel dummy thicc then gave our boy the ol stickbug build. He's built like the hands of a clock 😩😩
He got saladfingers hands. Got on the bozo the clown shoes.
No zipper so them shits must take so long to lace. bro get some Jordans already. Gwendy give him back the chucks cause we don't have time for this 😭😭
I love him. I Love Him to Death
#i really really love him though :)#but GOLLY those arms#ass flat too but let's not talk about that#if he picked his nose he'd touch his brain#IDK HOW THIS BECAME A ROAST#spiderman#atsv#spider man#marvel#across the spiderverse#hobie brown#spider punk#spiderpunk#oh btw.. we built the same 😭😭😭I got on bozo shoes
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Genshin fans: So the archons are going to be only 2 men to 5 women? That's kind of uneven...
Mihoyo: Sorry, it is what it is.
Mihoyo in 4.2, giving Neuvillette his authority over Hydro back and straight-up destroying the very concept of the Hydro archon: SIKE.
#genshin#genshin spoilers#genshin impact#genshin impact spoilers#neuvillette#THEY GOT US GOOD I'LL SAY#i'm pretty happy about it#3 to 4 is much better than 2 to 5#and furina is a honorary archon gameplay and probably marketing wise?#we'll have to see who gets a second story quest and who gets in on the archon marathons#but while the other archons have lines about furina#the one of the two who has lines about THEM is neuvillette#once again we've got a fun situation on our hands#and i enjoy it#ray's records#this is a silly post#and if anyone else stays going on about how neuvillette isn't the archon (he isn't) and how it's furina (it isn't)#i'll slow roast their pinky and make them eat it#neuvillette is the 'ruler' of fontaine in the form of a dragon sovereign#furina is the 'archon' as far as gameplay and regional mascots are concerned but not lore wise anymore#you can deduce that a post like this isn't meant to be taken as a serious analysis of the archon quest by yourself. i believe in you.
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“What kind of a damn fool question is that?! I am who I am and I am who I was and I am who I will always be!”
I will always love you, Dragoon The Great.
#no because merlin kicked arthur#and like#he got away with it#i live for the dragoon the great moments i swear#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#dragoon the great#the way he roasted the cook too like😭
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Ok I had a really stupid idea and had to share, Talon!Dick calling Jason as Red Hood "Red Hoot". It's so dumb but it has me giggling to myself
Lmao Dick is such a little shit sometimes he’d totally do this just because he knows it makes Jay flush with embarrassment lol
#look I know we don’t see it very often#but once dick got over most of the conditioning by the court#he’s totally a firecracker#in the sense that he can roast people without even trying#he’ll deliver the most deveatating linea with the most deadpan expression ever#and when Bruce tries to chide him for it he pretends to be confused#because Bruce always feels bad for reprimanding dick for something he’s got not way of knowing beforehand#but Jason is onto him#that little shit of a talon totally knows what he’s doing#dick just grins at Jason and neither confirms nor denies#owl song#jason todd#talon dick grayson#batdad#dick grayson#red hood
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I thithj,,, you c oudl make. Suuch a pretty human bill design,,,. Perchance ,, (insert noises from my batting eyelashes))
Only if yoy wanna of course no pressure or abnything ^_^
I FEEL UNDER-QUALIFIED TO PERFORM SUCH A FEAT BUT FOR YOU, DEAR ANON, WHO WERE KIND ENOUGH TO BE INTERESTED IN MY HUMBLE LITTLE TAKE... I have tried,
what's this the 4th tumblr sexyman i've gijinka-tized ???
more or less based off the idea of if you asked bill what he'd look like as a human & he actually dignified you with something decent to look at / uncomfortably human skinned demon
honestly i don't think ANYTHING tops the " canon " design ( a joke though it might have been ), so this is just a Slight adjustment FROM that; little more uhhh zesty
i can't stress enough the fact that i think he's constantly hurting & twisting himself in this form. for pleasure of course - see the busted knuckles & broken everything under the suit. oh wait you can't
WHAT DO WE THINK? is he pretty 👀
#anonymous#inbox#uwu art#Gravity Falls#Bill Cipher#Gravity Falls Bill Cipher#// ask to tag#THANK YOU FOR THE INTEREST I APPRECIATE IT#may i have not disgraced the fandom with my meager attempt#I FEEL LIKE... he wants to look Good & Fancy but also horribly disturbing. now i KNOW i'm under qualified to illustrate hp lovecraft horror#BUT TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA AT LEAST#did you guys see how the fandomized sexyman design got roasted in the book of bill. oh my god
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I love to hear what people say about Youtube Drama* but it's SO tacky when it gets so offbase that the posts people make start to be about completely off topic infighting within the Watcher fanbase
#but god it IS fun to read about this kind of thing#asterisk on the drama bc this is not like a Scandal per se#this was a business decision made On Purpose#it's not like when sniperwolf stalked a guy and posted a pic of his home to her fans#or when the guy from tryguys fucked one of his employees Who He Himself Hired while also monetizing his wife and kids on the channel#this is different bc it's like. on purpose.#I DIGRESS....#you guys should see some of it in the watcher tag it's crazy. people are pointing at randos just bc they're already annoyed#i'll give you the clifnotes version which is that i got to see one where somebody has decided that the Steven Hate is actually ppl#revealing that they simply have just been racist at him the whole time. fwiw the steven roasting is bc he's an out of touch Tesla Boy#and bc he brought a homophobic evangelical pastor on the channel#and cockily admitted to being friends w people who are homophobic and racist... his own words#like he has verbally admitted to maintaining friendships with racists so i don't think people are really thinking this one through#these were new to me I was down to roast him for being rich and boring alone#also this reasoning kind of falls apart bc Ryan is literally Right There and people love Ryan#sergle.txt
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New headcanon: Peri's comfort movie is The Chosen One: Ninja. It's a terrible movie, objectively speaking, but it's one of the only things he has left of Timmy. He watches it when he's sad and the awful cinematography cheers him up.
#fairly oddparents#poof cosma#once timmy was 16 and poof was 6 or so he loved to watch the movie with timmy to listen to timmy roast it lol#timmy also loved the movie but in a more ironic way as he got older#peri looks back on the things timmy used to say while watching it and laughs#it's a bittersweet sort of joy for him
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Jericho's turn at the torment playground
#this is the post apocalypse au :)#haven't decided how exactly he's gonna be hurt so for now he just gets to roast in the sun :)#he was part of a safe settlement that got raided and stayed behind to hold off the invaders so everyone could escape <3#classic jer#whump art#stress position#heat whump#environmental whump#t$$ jericho#t$$ post apocalypse au
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That man receives nothing but public lashings and I’m starting to think it’s on purpose.
#big brother#cbs#bb25#like he’s got a humiliation kink because it’s astounding how many times he gets roasted
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The silent world quiets the mind
and one extra
#Sebastian Sallow#Hogwarts Legacy#Sebastian Sallow ai#ai Art#underwater#got a bit inspired by underwater pictures 😌#would be nice to just float a little bit in the water#but no#we are little roasted potatoes#in that damn heat#*hisses at the sun*#at least we got a pretty wet Sallow#he looks pretty relaxed#that tit#how dare#don't worry#he's not drowning#just letting a bit go from all the weight on his shoulders#just floating#no#you will not “float too” 🎈#Bobby will make you feel so good you think you are floating#it's too hot to get too feral#*waddles away*#Spotify#Flicker - The Piano Guys
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