#and has the WEIRDEST dream

[ohanny]

you know how long running tv shows often have that one parallel universe / coma dream episode where it's like oh, if she had done one thing different... HEAR ME OUT

this kenta grew up in a happy, healthy home where tony is still a businessman but does regular old real estate and he's married to reval who is a regular old doctor and they live in a huge suburban house with their bazillion children.

kenta is a total mama's daddy's boy who got a degree in accounting and works as his father's assistant. he carries a tablet in his sweater paws and will shyly bring you a tray full of tea and home baked cookies while you wait for your appointment.

then he meets kim who, to quote @enigmaharper, is "in a leather jacket and tats, bound and determined to ruin someone's life."

see, kim is a broke hongdae fuckboy who never became a star racer because he went to korean juvie for totaling a stolen car he took on a joyride without a license. he works odd jobs as a mechanic until a bar fight leaves him facing assault charges. knowing that with his record he might face jail time, he dusts off his thai passport and bails.

he encounters babe at a night club and is about to go all in on that when babe's brother shows up to pick him up and oh fuck. kenta in his fluffy chanel sweater, obviously naive and blushing after a single, skeevy look makes for a much easier mark.

[yunevan-n]

He’s a bit clingy don't mind him

[violent138]

Bruce has a habit of randomly worrying about his kids and silently lurking in their room until he's done being insane. This usually happens mid prolonged argument or after an incident on patrol that he thinks could've gone much worse.

It would be sweet, if he hadn't raised his kids to be just as paranoid as he is, making them shoot awake every time to see to their Batdad sleep paralysis demon.

[aroaceleovaldez]

every once in awhile i go on a demigod powers deep dive, and then i remember Nico can canonically just. randomly lower temperature and i just throw everything back out the window.

[skitskatdacat63]

I'm not built for watching movies w straight dudes cause I can't say the things I want to say like, "James Bond would benefit from puppy play," "He should seduce a man next," "If I made a Bond film, I'd have him infiltrate a bdsm club as a sub" etc etc.

[cubtales]

cuuuub mawrning and happie pawzone ! ! :3c ♥︎ 🐾 keep smiling my soaring angels, you're doing well ! i love u !!!!!

[lordbettany]

[heavysighing-dreamyeyes]

Vampire!Jason now lives rent free in my head and I am now cursed with so many prompt but do not have writing skill to do it T_T (also thank you for answering my last ask I’m honoured🤭)

Vampire Jason!!!! The things I would for him or too him

[theoncomingchaos]

Lestat complaining about how forever chemicals have changed the taste of blood.

Armand designing a flying human farm on Minecraft for "after global warming makes Waterworld real."

Louis actually going and eating the CEOs responsible and leaving threatening notes about what they need to change as a company.

Daniel writes a book about their antics and is suddenly invited to every charity fundraising event ever.

[moe-broey]

Also @ Indigo Disk what do you MEAN I can't enter the name Lulu. I literally named my starter Lulu she's still Lulu. That is my fuckinh cat I NEED to have a Meowstic named Lulu too 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ormymarius]

had this random dream where I was an alien from an ocean planet that had to live on earth bc our planet was dying

the leader of my planet and I were chilling on a ship, then the leader convinced a whale to crash the ship bc the captain had a lack of empathy for whales 😭 real

[spoonmoment119]

whats the weirdest dream youve had. for research purposes ofc ofc

[persona-ramblings]

This kind of sums up Maruki’s palace ngl

[running-in-the-dark]

had a weird dream lol (nsfw I guess)

so I dreamed. that I dreamed. that I was watching a Night Court x The Librarians crossover episode. and there was a scene where Dan Fielding had sex with Jenkins. just. yeah. it was not censored but I couldn't see because I was too confused why that was suddenly happening (it was logistically impossible and involved dancing and happened in a crowded room lol) (I think someone was hovering)

so then I woke up (remember I dreamed I was dreaming). and wrote a tumblr post about it. I don't think I would be writing this right now if that hadn't been part of it lol.

that was the not so weird part, it got much stranger after that. tried to find footage of that episode, there was a conspiracy about it, found it, X Files stuff (somehow Mulder and Scully were involved in finding the episode lol), Guillermo from WWDITS was there and I thought his name was Graham and he was offended, some guys used Bull from Night Court as a battering ram, there were sex toys lying/rolling around everywhere, Jenkins [redacted] (felt too weird typing it out. it was good though....), stuff about executions, random monsters, some guy was my dad and he was mean. it really felt like my brain was just given a list of bullet points and gave up on making it into something that made sense

soo yeah uh lots to think about 🤔

[platypusisnotonfire]

I had a dream last night that Jason momoa was at my house because he knew all my cousins of which there was like ten of them living with me, but they didn’t like me very much, and they were all going somewhere but they always made Jason momoa wait for a long time while they were getting ready (this happened multiple times) and in the meantime he was teaching me to fight with a trident

Important to note this wasn’t Jason momoa: actor, this was Jason momoa: aquaman

[vanilla-voyeur]

Wild take. Exercise =/= the gym. The gym is a small fraction of a sliver of the types of exercise out there. People don't exercise because it's a lifestyle change.