#and good night

[normalbrothers]

*not an exhaustive list of possible configurations, but the ones i'm most interested in

[roebeanstalk]

i gave kian a cat

[angelwiththeblue-box]

the smartypants theme song sounds like the star wars music in that one bar that they go too

[trentskis]

psg? more like poo s pee. thank you

[m1lflov3rrr]

for my birthday, i wish for one thing, and one thing only. a gf (preferably in her 40s).

[the-prophecy]

*pokes your cheek* we start when

I wanted to but then ek email aaya and I need to reach college by 8 kal so I'm about to crash abhi ke abhi BUT kal shaam yaa raat plz

[moth-keeper]

4 new Welcome Home AUs <3

m'kay so as you so as you can see with the title I have finally decided to get out my little cave and show myself to the world!! [don't like it so far]

But any who before I start let me get this one thing straight

please and I mean PLEASE no OC x Canno

not because I'm against it. it's just i already have ships for this. But if you want you could possibly make it polly.

So let me start now.

1 . The Caribbean Casino

so this one is inspired by the songs i listen too and my grandma's home country.

so basically, this takes place in the Caribbean like Dominican Republic, Cuba, Jamica, and other islands.

so let me start off in the beginning, Welcome Home is a live TV show. it's more of a show for older audience, having adult jokes and no no words <3. they all started out as human but the show shut down after an incident...so he needed to...take their lives....but everything is okay because being puppet is better than being human!

so lets start with the performers, shall we?

Barnaby B Beagle

this silly pooch is one of the performers. Known for his humor and voice! He has two lovers [I'll tell later]. pronouns: he/him/his. He works alongside Cal [my OC], and Sally. He was an unfamous comedian before Welcome Home Welcomed him in not knowing he pretty much made a deal with the devil. the casino closed and well....he died with the memories <3.but that's okay because his new life awaits. From a charming human to a charming puppet he is today. Thats all I really have for this pooch so on to Calie/Calum!

Calie/Calum Moth

this sleepy Moth is also a performer. specially known for their tricks and a lovely singer. they're in love but doesn't know it. pronouns are: any/all. as I said before they work with Barns and Sally. they was an inventor but their creations weren't something people wanted so Welcome Home excepted them but just like everyone else they died with the ending Welcome Home show. now they perform as a fluffy moth we know and love! dose it remember they had a life before? Nope. but that's fine because they have a new one! now lets move on to our favorite star. Sally Starlet

Sally Starlet

our star of the show. of cores she has many talents but she's well known for her acting and singing [yes all the performers sing, it's their job]. she has a "joyful" partner, get it? anyways, pronouns: she/her. and i don't have to repeat who she works with. she was an actor who performed many shows but was never the main character, Welcome Home made her a star of the show...too bad he needed to take her life away. but it's all good, because that's the past, this is the now. and being human is boring anyways. I have a feeling there might be a handsome caterpillar we were waiting for ;] now time for our lovely bartender,

Howdy Pillar [I don't think i'll be able to finish this💀]

our loveable, huggable caterpillar is here. if you could name a drink they had it. known for his quick skills and kindness. he has two lovers [who will remain anonymous] and pronouns are: he/him/his. and he works alongside Lilly Lamb. [ya'll know the deal, he had a human life blah blah blah]. he was a gentleman who worked at a store, Welcome Home soon hired him and joined he casino. not knowing he was in danger if anything wrong happens. so he also dies and goes too a better place. the new and approved casino!!!

unfortunately I'm too damn tired of typing so that's all for now <3

i hope you enjoyed this while i suffered

[fauvester]

station cold and bright tiddy warm and soft

[thedailycourtney]

FUCK YES!!!

[septembersghost]

thinking about how lucky and blessed i am to have my mom this morning, that the universe curved to give me to her and her to me, and it's not only because as a mother she's singlehandedly sacrificed everything for me since i was four, and that she's my fiercest protector and has had to keep us going and look after me through so much struggle and hardships and grief, through the complete dissolution of my life when i became chronically ill and disabled and lost all my plans before i was even 19, and she's had to endure every step of that loss with me and hold us afloat alone, but she really has always been my best friend. if i'm excited about something, she wants to hear about it and share it, if i'm in pain, she hurts tenfold...she listens to me about everything and derives joy and sorrow when i do, she shares in the music and stories and interests i love simply because they're important to me, and that makes it matter to her. and it kills me that she's suffered so much and carries so much, and i can't fix it or lessen it, i'm still so powerless as an adult despite dreaming that one day i'd make things good just for her. and it scares me, because i know i can't exist without her and that's an unfair burden, but more than the fear, it's that unending weight that i can't give her everything in life that she deserves to have, i can't help with the difficulties we face, and i wish more than anything that i could make it easier or happier. she's had to endure so much that i never could. she's had to keep reaping and sowing and battling and mourning. as though she was cast as demeter to my persephone, her living dead girl wreathed in flowers, only hades is my illness and he never sends me all the way back to the living. she bears it with grace and with anger and with this blazing well of love for me that i can't ever give enough back to to fill. i want to relieve the weight of it and help her put it down and i can't and i can't and i can't and it aches and i know i should love her better

[magicalhumanbeing]

Hallöchen

This is the first post written by me personally. I felt that now I have the strength and inspiration to overcome these insecurities that held me back. But I guess I LET them hold me back.

I just wanted to say hi to those who will have been reading this message and want to express my deepest love. My love for the ones who show themselves, as a soul, and share their wisdom as a human being. Because we really are MAGICAL HUMAN BEINGS! And it's so inspiring and freeing and comfortable to be and let yourself be this amazing creator, creation and creature... Wow!

Right now, so much happens in my life. Not very much in a physical way but let's say in every other way. And I wanted to give thanks to all of you.

You give me hope that our "crazyness" can heal this crazy mess of a world.

And now I'm sure that we've got all we need to do it. So let's do it. Together. Or maybe we just need to see that it's there for us to explore it and love and enjoy it.

(I'm excited... hihi)

I see you! 💚👁️🦋🌱🌅🐬💜

[queenmeriadoc]

Giving Gil-Galad and Celebrimbor progressively more and more ridiculous nicknames,

“Sweet angel”

“Darling”

“Honey”

“Peaches”

“Monkey”

“Sweet titties”

“Cupcake”

“Princess”

“Sweet sunshine”

“Green velvet”

And it keeps going until one of them goes “What the fuck, Melissë”

[martinbythelakes]

people are forgetting one crucial aspect of this whole thing: arteta's an aries [period].

[milfmerlin]

merlin's an any pronouns enby but everyone picks their least favorite pronouns to assign to him and he just smiles and nods

[rarestones-aa]

good morning europeans/non-americans