#and goddammit i miss them

[awesamforehead]

It's missing 5/5 hours

[suntails]

dance of dreams

[le-panda-chocovore]

Alright we gave a lot of shit to Luther for his "DAd sEnD mE ON thE MOON" whiny discourse but I think we don't talk enough of Five's "You think I had it easy ? I was ALONE for 45 YEARS!!" whenever someone talk about how awful growing up with Reginald was. Like. Dude, okay you're a grown ass man in the body of a 12yo boy and you're mad about it, that's fair. But it's not your siblings fault, so stop yelling at them because all of you had it rough. Besides, you CHOOSE to not listen to your fucking dad while they were FORCED to obey him.

[the-labyrinth-of-me]

watching bordertown is such a wild ride because I'm like ooh who's the killer this time, what's the motif, whoa ok I totally didn't expect that *niko appears on screen* *gasps* my god. look at him. he's soo fine gosh what a beautiful beautiful man!! *niko disappears* he needs more screen time and better characterization. hi lena back to your emotional constipation

[ghostflowerhotpotch]

Across the Spider-verse has been taken out of the theatres in my City TT-TT

Listen I know I saw it 8 times in theatres but if I had known it was going to be taken out this week I would have gone last time.

[calimanc]

All I want is to compile a list of my favourite lines from fics for this post, invent a system for organising the hundreds of fics that I've read to make that knowledge useful and for someone to tell me what the fuck was going on in IWTB because I'm not sorry I am not watching that mess again. Is that too much to ask for?

[leviathiane]

FUCKIN WSSW EPILOGUE CHAPTER GETTING SO LONG ITS PRACTICALLY ITS OWN FUCKING FIC IM IN HELL

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

like im just saying they should invent a family that doesn't make you want to kill yourself

[novelconcepts]

yeah yeah the scrunched-down format of TV means we all miss holiday episodes, but more importantly: bring back body swap eps. where is my body swap episode of Paper Girls, where KJ’s stuck as Mac, panicking about how miserable her lungs are, while ALSO gay-crush-flipping out? Tiff’s in KJ’s body, suddenly nine feet tall and having the time of her fuckin’ life. Erin swaps with her older self and suddenly there’s a much quicker understanding because Oh Fuck, I Forgot What Being 12 Actually Felt Like. (Mac’s trying to convince her friends she isn’t trying to kill them, she only LOOKS like Prioress. Prioress is Tiff, the world’s tiniest Terminator.)

or in Sandman, where Death and Desire swap places and Chaos Ensues. Lucifer winds up stuck in the body of Matthew the Raven, and is PISSED about it. Constantine is trying desperately to figure out how to exorcise demons from within Jed’s tiny frame, and no one can find Morpheus until the 35 minute mark, because he somehow wound up as Goldie and it’s the most peace he’s known in five hundred years, so he’s just chilling.

Only Murders in the Building, where Charles and Oliver switch for 24 hours and Mabel spends half the episode pretending not to notice because it’s so fucking funny to watch them both seethe at being mixed up.

nothing hits like a body swap episode. any genre. doesn’t matter. expand television again, I need them back.

[freeasreallove]

i have learned that LJT is actually lester with a voice changer and i’ve never been so upset.

i looked LJT up to look at fanart to see what other players thought he might look like just to find out it’s lester fucking crest.

[sylhea-raemi]

hc that samatoki really just hates being clung on by sasara back in mcd but he keeps clinging (headlock) on sasara after clearing up the atmosphere

[hannibalgoldstarr]

10/19/23

[akkivee]

i’m still not over how pink the sweets paradise mochi is 😭😭😭

[hollow-port]

I really wish I could be productive without being plagued by gay thoughts all day...

[krawdad]

Where did all the campy cartoony shit go I feel like I'm not getting enough oxygen

[bringinghometherain]

it is forecast to be 87 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT in WISCONSIN tomorrow the 19TH OF FUCKING SEPTEMBER

I HATE THIS