#and god everything is just so expensive

[dadfag]

I am 26 years old and ngl guys I've been feeling a lil behind with life rn like im literally just a barista at a coffee shop and its fun and kinda easy (for me, im not working at a large chain, just a local chain) but like idk I kinda want an Adult ™ job with like benefits and weekends off

[suntails]

toot toot!

[quietwingsinthesky]

do u guys think jack ever let members of the torchwood team fall asleep on him in the backseat. because i do.

[vyvansecrashing]

can russia and north korea just nuke us already this is hopeless

[pillarsalt]

the last post I wrote about dog communication was mostly about body language, but I'm doggysitting my little baby stepson again (he's a grown man ((neutered,)),) (this is punctuation hell I'm in hell,) and am reminded of how attentive they are to tonal language as well. After a while, saying "good boy! :)" and "beep boop! :)" in exactly the same tone has the same effect on the dog's attitude, same with "hey, no. >:(" and "din-gus. >:(". I love the fact that when I'm tired or only half paying attention to him, I can communicate in apelike grunts and he still gets what I mean (well mostly, he can only take so many minutes of minimal attention, you see.) In these moments I've abbreviated "that's a good boy" to "zzg'aboi".

Another thing in dog language is you can say "heh heh!" without actually using your vocal chords, like just panting twice quickly, and a lot of dogs will immediately get into play mode. I just did it in my kitchen and heard dog in the other room jump up and snatch his toy off the floor. So cuteee.

[alelelesimz]

😀!!!!

[abowlofpetuniasandawhale]

took one look at the cost difference between bulk flowers and wedding arrangements and, well let’s just say that i will be studying how to make floral arrangements for the next six months

[dengswei]

growing up being denied getting what you ask for for birthdays/christmas because of x & y reasons you get older and you find yourself not able to ask for the things you want 😬

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

just lost my entire analysis that I spent 3 hours on somehow even though I distinctly made a point of saving it several times to my drafts.

all that’s there are my initial jot notes after my computer crashed every time I tried to add any images.

[sorcerous-caress]

nothing like waking up to a mouthful of saliva on the verge of throwing up

[tipytap]

im sick of having knowledge and skills locked behind a paywall.

why is it always “well you need to pay at least $15,000 a year to learn that for four years before i even CONSIDER hiring you”??

whatever happened to “this is a fine young lad. he may only be seven but let me take him under my wing and teach him the ways of being a blacksmith so he may one day be my successor”???

[sinistersuns]

love realizing i have dysphoria from something i THOUGHT i fixed a year ago that’s so fucking cool

[coffeehighallthetime-blog]

Hello my loves💜

Just wanted to keep y’all updated as I’m in the process of preparing to move across the country! Things are quite hectic right now, but I am writing and just wanted to let y’all know. I was thinking of doing a lil one shot if you guys are interested. If that’s something that may be of interest of you let me know💜

Until I post again please have this picture of a man I saw skiing on the side of the road the other day as this is the vibes I want to have:

[neganium]

Having to reload Tumblr bc things started breaking only to have to inspect the fuckin page again to re-fix the post header bullshit so I can tell what posts or reblogs are by whom; real fuckin stellar experience here lately, staff /s /s /s

[blackcurrant-juice]

angry that my new meds actually work

[reloaderror]

place your bets will i get my 9k back before my work trip to oslo in the middle of november where mind i will also have to cover costs and then wait for the county (and the parliament for the plane tickets) to pay me back later