#and give a legitimate mytharc that is satisfactory

[ibringyouasong89]

...I SOOOOO want an AU fic that depicts JUST THAT. Watch him go from the dark side to the light, due to Scully, and have him blow the minds of the TLG with how he easily verifies their theories and even introduces new concepts to them because of what he’s seen and what he knows...think of how devastating the confrontations would be between CSM and Mulder, after he basically defects from the Syndicate, and how Bill’s death would be much more dramatic and filled with unbearable tension...how Samantha might even still be kidnapped and held hostage by the Syndicate, just to try and sway Mulder back to their side for the sake of the Project, but she’s so badass, she basically rescues herself and reveals that she’s known all along what her dad and big brother have been doing (despite being left on the sidelines because she’s a WoMaN and a MuLdEr), and has worked with Marita, Monica, Doggett, and ALEX KRYCEK to bring them down...but Alex is still Alex.  Teena actually opens her fxcking mouth, after Bill’s death, and confirms how she’s known what’s been going on for the entire time and even explains how CSM came to her, told her to choose either Fox or Samantha, and she said neither and pointed a gun at him and told him to gtfo and never come back...and he leaves...and Bill and Teena never go over to their friend’s house to play bridge (or what-the-fxck-ever they were doing that night in which they left two defenseless kids alone in the house when they KNEW there was the Syndicate, waiting in the wings, to swoop in and steal their babies) and instead take a family trip and Mulder’s memory montage of how his dad sat him down, later that night, and explained to him what he was REALLY doing at the DoD and how it was his hope that Fox would one day take up the mantle after he set it down and continued the work...and surprise, mf’ers, Bill Mulder was working against CSM the WHOLE TIME (still), cause he knew CSM was an evil, narcissistic fxck that would taint the Project with his own selfishness and two-faced-ness...and sought other like-minded individuals (like that British guy) within the organization who would endeavor to make sure that the antidote to the Purity virus was mass-produced in some fashion or another...and what did they come up with in the 1970's? A SCIENTIFICALLY ENGINEERED SUPERSTORM THAT RAINS THE ANTIDOTE DOWN UPON THE ENTIRE GLOBAL POPULATION, VIA SATELITE COORDINATION AND WEATHER MANIPULATION...and it kills those motherfxckin’ bees. (It might even save the environment and prevent climate change - who knows...*shrugs*)

(Samantha knew this all along, as she overheard them talking that night - eavesdropping little sister anyone? - and actually took up the mantle to continue Bill Mulder's work while big brother Fox fell to the dark side because of CSM and Diana Fowley seducing him with knowledge and sex...Fowley claiming the latter of course, despite the obvious EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, and only because Phoebe Green had screwed Mulder up after he ran away to Oxford, England to get away from the "family business"...and Mulder doesn't have a childhood fear of fire, at all, because that was literally mentioned ONCE throughout the whole series, and he seemed to get over it after season 1 anyway. Lowkey unnecessary). Meanwhile, still got those pesky bounty hunters, MOTW cases, greys, abductions, trips to Antartica, and the cancer arc...but Mulder bursts in and saves Scully right as her ova are about to be harvested...takes her to Switzerland so she can recover in neutral territory...but Diana Fowley still makes an appearance (goddammit, I hate her as much as I love her just for the angst, tension, and drama she causes) and tries to seduce Mulder back to the dark side and almost succeeds - as Scully licks her wounds and pouts sexily and gets the rightful apology she deserves when Mulder is an asshat to her - but then Mulder STILL gets betrayed by her when the artifact acts up and the “god module” *insert eye roll here* reacts in Mulder’s brain...and I think his mind powers should be explored more as he tries to outsmart Diana by reading her mind and realizing her true intentions and how she recognizes that HE recognizes what those exact thoughts are...maybe there’s brain surgery...maybe there isn’t...and then Mulder and Scully go on the run to try and set off the computer virus that was engineered to take over all of the satellites, the world over, to beget the super-antidote-storm, and are chased by UFOs, bounty hunters, ALEX (who is definitely confirmed to be bi because representation matters...Scully too), Syndicate agents within the FBI, CIA, NSA, TSA...all the alphabetical-organizations...and then the epic stand-off between Mulder, Scully, and CSM right as our two idiots-in-love are about to push the button...Mulder gets shot, but pushes the button! Scully kills CSM (cause fxck yeah, she would) and Alex comes along and shoots CSM again, just to make sure, and then disappears as the rain comes down and Scully and Mulder get their epic make out, zoom-out scene as the rain continues to encircle the globe and the aliens, bounty hunters, and whatever-else are forced to leave the planet (cause now it’s uninhabitable) and the Purity virus fizzles out of existence everywhere (except for one or two Petrie dishes in a freezer somewhere...cause, ya know, the Syndicate...which ironically are labeled “Rob” and “Laura” *wink, wink*)...

And, to put the final “the end” stamp on the series, flash forward to three months later, where an obviously FOUR-MONTH pregnant Scully, in her apartment, turns off the TV, where mainstream news stations are still reporting deaths from flooding and a mysterious illness (b/c not everyone’s biology is the saaaaaaame)...around the world...and both Scully and Mulder lament about these innocent people having to die so that the rest of the world could be saved...but that they can’t regret their choice to push the button, despite the costs, which ironically parallels them to CSM and the Syndicate...but then they’re driving to Mrs. Scully’s place on NOVEMBER 23rd, 2000...where they will be staying for THANKSGIVING, and SAMANTHA AND TEENA will be in attendance along with Bill Jr. (who is still a dick and STILL hates Mulder), Charlie, and Melissa, who is paralyzed, but alive, after getting shot in the back five years ago in Scully’s apartment...Mulder may or may not be able to fix that with his connections...and the TLG will also be in attendance because they didn’t DIE EITHER! Mrs. Scully also invited Walter Skinner, who is already there, and planning on backing up Bill to bully Mulder over the football game and Scully and Scully Jr...’s. Scully doesn’t know it yet, but she will be having fraternal twins...cause alien-spliced DNA and the chip and Mulder’s super-special-sperm...and fxck those writers who thought it was a good idea to have a woman give birth at 53 years old!!! Did no one google women’s health, while being pregnant at that age, before writing that in?!?!?!

*Samantha and Scully getting more female-empowerment scenes because fxck CC for making Sam the eternal damsel in distress and for making Scully the damsel in distress more times than not...which she did NOT deserve and was smart enough to handle dangerous situations in different ways; especially given her thorough FBI training.**CSM is disproved to be neither Fox’s, or Scully-Mulder twins, (possible) biological father due to the use of scientific evidence, via DNA testing that Scully conducts herself...the TLG kept some of his hair for DNA-related purposes...and maybe as a souvenir because he was such a villain...cause they were Mulder and Scully’s ride to the final destination where they hacked into a federal satellite. CSM’s biological son is known as Uncle Spender because he was at first jealous of Mulder and the favoritism of the Syndicate for him, but then he was grudgingly won over by Mulder when he both defected and saved his life from his homicidal father...despite the loss of his mother...and is also susceptible to Mrs. Scully’s mothering and food. I just feel kind of sorry for the guy, ya know...he could’ve been a redeemable asshole...especially after what his father did to him, both physically and mentally and emotionally...even spiritually.***Marita and Alex fxck off to who-the-fxck-knows and screw each other’s brains out over a job well done, despite the fact that they carried on the most double-agent bullshit that, more than once, fxcked up the seemingly painless operations for team Smulder and team Syndicate****Monica and Doggett get together and decide to adopt a little girl.*****Samantha Mulder is a child psychologist and may/may not be flirting with Melissa when Mulder and Scully arrive for Thanksgiving...or maybe brings her girlfriend with her that she met in-between kicking Syndicate ass and helping kids who have suffered traumatic experiences.

Would Mulder have just been a yes-man in the FBI/Behavioral Science Unit if he never lost Samantha?