#and get some mini m&ms 😂😂😂

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[katyaromanoffpetrova]

Murderwives favourite snacks? (Besides each other of course). Because somehow, the image of Kat snacking on a mini packet of m&ms whilst on a stakeout mission is so funny to me and I just know Nat would get so mad about the package rustling 😭

First of all, 🚨🚨

Second, I feel like Kat would love chocolate bc she's an emotional eater. She's sad? Chocolate. She's anxious? Chocolate.

I feel like Nat lean more towards old person flavors/candy. Idk why but I can see her enjoy some toffee 😂

[autisticempathydaemon]

I am loving this Redacted match-up idea. So here goes mine! 😃

• The song my brain’s latched onto right now is “Make Me Cry” by Jacob Collier. The vibes are so perfect. It’s so mellow, and his voice is so freaking comforting. Like…smooth, thick hot chocolate or something. If that even makes sense XD

• I…have no idea what my Ennegram type is. But I’ll totally tell you some other things! I’m a Libra, a Hufflepuff, and last time I checked, my Myers-Briggs type is INFJ? But don’t quote me on that. XD

• Alas, I don’t think I’ve got enough of an attention span to sit through a video essay 😅

• I never really had an imaginary friend as a kid, tbh 🤔

• “Flirty Vampire Boyfriend Helps You Sleep” knocks me out almost every time I listen. So, most nights, it’s that video.

• If I had to change my name, I’d probably change it to Grace. (That’s what it would have been if I wasn’t the name my parents *did* decide to give me)

• Man, that’s a hard question! Buuuut I gotta say, every time I think of my favorite Redacted vids, Vincent’s third video (the one where he “loses control” with Lovely) comes to mind. I might be biased though, because Vincent was my introduction to the channel, but it’s such a good one! The drama. 😍 I freaking love it. We’re not gonna talk about Adam, though, because he terrifies me. XD

• Honestly? I don’t get the hype around David. Maybe it’s just the fact that I’m not a huge fan of Tsunderes (which is funny to me, because I love Aaron) and that I prefer vampires to werewolves anyway, but I dunno. He’s just not my cup of tea.

• I could quote Avatar: The Last Airbender all day long. Don’t even get me started. XD SECRET, SECRET, SECRET, SECRET TUNNEEEEEEELLLLL!

• I want Elliott as a BFF, please and thank you. 🥺

• I wouldn’t say I ramble about this when I’m tired, but if someone else shares the interest too, I’ll talk about musicals for forever.

• Well..I don’t drive, so I don’t really visit many gas stations. XD But my combo would probably be a bottle of water and a bag of mini M&Ms.

• It’s actually a Spotify playlist that my best friend and I made for one of my OCs. 🥰

• This is embarrassing to admit, but I still watch stuff that’s “for kids” from time to time. Barbie movies, Strawberry Shortcake, Sofia the First, pretty much any “girly” show that’s made for someone way younger than 24? I love it. 😊 (It’s probably a comfort thing, now that I think about it)

• Let’s see… Other fun facts 🤔. I’m the “youngest” of four (by like, five minutes, so I don’t know if that really means anything), and if you couldn’t tell from this ask, I use emojis up the butt, and am a total stickler for proper grammar. 😂

Oh, so I’ve actually thought about this- you know who’d pair wonderfully with someone from a big family? Huxley with his gorgeous, friendly nature and open heart.

He’s just so natural to love and get along with, so easy-going and charming. Our favorite earth elemental would be so mind-boggled by all your siblings but also delighted, just like your family would delight in him and how well-suited the two of you are together-

-and the two of you are so cute together. Huxley has this steady, reliable nature while also being fun and silly and light. I can totally see him genuinely enjoying all the things you do, even the shows for little girls that you’d be initially embarrassed for him to see you watching. No one is immune to the power of Barbie Nutcracker, and Huxley is no exception. He is ready with popcorn, a cozy blanket, and open arms for a movie night.

Song:

Earth angel, Earth angel, the one I adore/ Love you forever, and ever more./ I'm just a fool, a fool in love with you.

So this works on 3, count ‘em, THREE levels. One! Earth Angel for an earth elemental? I am a fucking genius. Two. I love the fun, dreamy, romantic vibe for Huxley; it strikes me as something he likes because he heard his moms listen to it. Three. I will seize any and all opportunities to plug a musical, and the Back to the Future musical is so FUN.

Runner-Ups:

Guy is an easy-peasy runner up, because I love to pair musical theater babes together. (I was so sure that was his major before we learned it was creative writing.) I also love Ollie for you, because (fuck JK Rowling and all she stands for but) we love to pair a Hufflepuff with a Hufflepuff.

Note: highly recommend the Back to the Future musical which is rumored to make its Broadway debut soon, it’s very true to the vibes of the movie 🌈

Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌

[fortheheavenssake]

Sept. 5

NANNY ANON, hello darlings I’m Back from my travels, M and I had the best time Morocco and Cadiz… we stayed at an exclusive spa nr. Casablanca that Ms mistress suggested after making a few phone calls on our behalf,wink wink. I’ve just been in the nursery and the wee-one is ginormous!! He’s almost the full length of his cott. The other nanny who is part time has asked me to tell the mistress she can’t cope with all her demands. I don’t think she’s going to last. O’well, back to the slog. TTFN.

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Sept. 5

NANNY ANON, … OMG , The mistress is apoplectic about all the trending over darling little C her first day at school,bless !! She’s just ordered a mini baby school uniform to dress the wee-one in ‘ its getting worse, she’s loosing control over her psychotic behaviour and jealousy over Ms mistress and her gorgeous new hair style (epic) soooo classy. She’s trying to find a school for the wee one …… o dear, the other nanny is on stress leave. All too much for a white Lady. TTFN.

A mini baby uniform!

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Sept. 7

NANNY ANON, I’ve just received two new uniforms from my nursing academy ‘so proud wear this symbol of excellence and I know how much the mistress and himself has confidence in this legacy of professionalism. The wee one is soon to be my one priority as we prepare for the SA visit I’ll be duty bound 24/7 as the mistress will be doing all things “Diana”. Sparks will fly. All too much for a white Lady TTFN.

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Sept. 8

NANNY ANON, hello darlings, no sight or sound of the mistress yet and the wee-one has been a little gem. I’ve been following the tennis with trepidation just knowing that SW would loose. M and I went over to the P last night at the invitation of her mistress for catch up after the start of school. Little C put on a wonderful display of dancing and prancing dressed up as a Unicorn, bless. I dread it’s return , heard so many horrid stories ‘ all too much for a white Lady. TTFN. 😱😱😱😱

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Sept. 9

Nanny Anon

@skippyv20

NANNY ANON, hello darlings,My ,my The mistress has obtained the lofty title of ‘social climber of the year’. Not something one in her position would want to include on your CV. None of my concern but it smacks of desperation, after the tennis disaster it’s time to keep a low profile ‘can’t see that happening though. The next outing is the fashion launch of her charity. I’ll just keep the wee-one content. I’ve bought her some wrinkle cream for her knees🤣🤣🤣 TTFN.

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@gstqaobc

Nanny, she cannot have ANY of my wrinkle cream😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@skippyv20

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Sept. 12

NANNY ANON , hello darlings, well’ the mistress is off on her press launch of various non-descript sacks and a overpriced tote. Who on gods dear sweet earth thinks these pantomimes up. Well it’s none of my business so I’ll keep relatively quiet. The wee-one is sleeping so I’ll give M a ring and find out what’s happening with their ME tour. I hope they don’t take the children,not a real safe part of the globe. All too much for a white Lady TTFN

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Sept. 13

NANNY ANON, hello darlings,she came home in tears ‘ screaming that someone in the audience called her “The duchess of deception”at the end of her monologue. So she’s blubbering away in the bathroom scraping of the layers of last weeks bronzer. Never mind Tarquin the yoga coach is waiting in the studio he’ll ( put a smile on her face) so to speak ‘ I’m of to FEED the wee-one, all too much for a white Lady TTFN.

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Sept. 17

NANNY ANON, hello darlings, there’s a smell of burning black pudding coming from the kitchen ‘ the mistress has been attempting to cook himself breakfast this morning, she’s been at it for the last 40 minutes … what a disaster darlings she’s gone through a dozen eggs and 2 lb. of bacon 🥓 and black pud. already ‘ himself ended up having a bowl of Co Co Pops, poor darling. All too much for a white Lady TTFN. 🥓🍳🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Nanny Anon

June 29

NANNY ANON …high skippy, just returning from the high st to continue my duties in the newly fitted nursery, no expense has been spared by my new employer.I’ve been instructed to introduce the wee one to yoga chanting to prepare him for a gender neutral infancy …… how progressive ‘ just signed my NDA so can’t blab on. …… keep you up to speed TTFN.

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June 29

NANNY ANON, hello darlings ‘ come on now … I’VE been watching the wee one. The Mistress ‘ that’s what the staff call her said she was going out and not to f#*k things up while she’s crashing the BB match. I prepared the vegetarian formula and fed the wee one , after his burps he projectile vomited all over my pinny … sleeping now. … got to iron the wigs before the mistress returns. …… TTFN.

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June 30

NANNY ANON, hello darlings ,O dear, the mistress is sitting on the stairs crying and blubbering over how she’s on her own and he’s gone off with that f#@king blonde… she’s totally Brahms&List and slopping the pink water everywhere. The wee ones sleeping so I’ll endeavour to put her to bed. …… I never signed up for this!! All to much for a white Lady. TTFN.

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July 1

NANNY ANON! Hello darlings, the mistress fired 42 emails before 05.30 this morning all about the christening ‘she’s asked her make-up artist to make the wee-one “glow” for the event ‘ I suggested the little man was fine as he is, but the mistress said “ when she wants my opinion she’ll give it to me”bieetch!!… my equilibrium is fragile!! All too much for a white Lady. TTFN

NANNY ANON, help!! HELP!! It’s chaos darlings’CHAOS!! the mistress is trying to photograph the wee one in different ethnic shawls ‘for the christening, we’ve had Welsh, Irish, Moroccan,African, ……… she’s shunned the Honiton lace ‘ more protocol flushed down the toilet. I’m posing as The Archbishop of Canterbury while she’s dressed up as the Queen ‘sloshing down the pink water! O dear ‘it’s all too much for a white Lady. TTFN.

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July 2

NANNY ANON ,hello darlings ‘ after I re-cycled her glue matted wigs the mistress began emptying her make-up draws … 36 bronzers 153 assorted foundations and filler detritus. It’s all going to be binned!! I’m off to feed the wee-one then check the gender neutral onesies. She’s still spitting bullets about the Wimbledon thing today!! Sleep beckons … it’s all too much for a white Lady!! TTFN.

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July 3

NANNY ANON, hello darlings, would you believe it?? The kitchen staff and chef have a sweepstake going on how long I’ll last …3days to a month!! The mistress is interviewing another nanny but wants her to be “hands off”Well let me tell you ‘ I know a few of the mistresses little secrets!! Just let’s say ‘ the road to Morocco ‘ Mmm enough said!! O dear, the wee ones just burp-vomited 🤮…… it’s all too much for a white Lady TTFN

[rosicheeks]

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