#and funny too

[drulalovescas]

Castiel was a funny little bitch actually. because he led a whole legion of angel. killed thousands of demons. Fought through entire Hell. Just to get to Dean Winchester. He rebuilt his body meticulously. freckle by freckle. He branded him! He gripped Dean tight!!! AND THEN...he left him in the coffin forcing Dean to dig himself out of his own grave--

[picturejasper20]

Ember roasting to Vlad is so savage that i think i felt from behind the computer screen

Source from the screenshots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEqRLb8qB64&ab_channel=Azure

[the-real-sasuke-uchiha]

I'll be waiting for you to finish revolutionizing the world so that I can be the first one to ask for your hand in marriage💍🩷

HOLY SHIT ANON

😳😳😳🙀😱😵🫣😳😳😳

[average-mako-enjoyer]

I can't express how hillariously bad this is.

[xdominiklivakovicx]

Livi with mf megaphone guys 😳

[aztr0punk]

wish i got to see my dad more. he's really sweet

[wanderingmind867]

Bob's Burgers is super relatable. Maybe not every episode (there's still some I like less than others), but most of them are very relatable. It'd take too long to explain everything relatable, but I can try.

I relate to Teddy and Gayle a lot because I'm very lonely and neurotic irl. I relate to Gene in The Laser episode and in the Chocolate episode. I relate to Tina at school because she's probably the kids I'm most like of the 3 children. And so on and so forth. I don't think I can keep going right now, but I think I made my point here.

[jellyjamheadobb]

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[marlynnofmany]

Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.

(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)

[clownboybebop]

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

[nouverx]

You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs

[detectivehole]

this is what i sent

this is what i got

[isjasz]

[mob killing noises] BAM!!!!1111!!

[mysticmuse0]