#and fuck do i ramble lmaoo

[monodramatic-cannibal]

My cat, Sky, is so food motivated that I managed to teach her basic tricks such as spin, sit and paw.

Does anyone wanna see that?

Too bad I'm not waiting for an answer

(ignore my voice please, I just had to say commands. She knows how to do them without, having done it multiple times with the words, but I want her to associate the word with the trick still. I would prefer ppl to keep it on mute tbh I hate my voice lol)

[hollowfairybabybat]

lemme tattoo u with some dumb lil cute design then u n then tell everyone its ur kids drawing

[pinayelf-archive]

I know fans joke abt how the warden is more competent than the inquisitor bc they did all that w/o much help but the funny thing abt amihan is she actually isn't

she was 20, angry and hated herself and the world, she ended up in the situation she was in bc she was...a petty snitch. she also hates being a grey warden and continues to hate being one through dai - she actually leaves but then decides to search for the cure

for most of the Blight, it was fuck up after fuck up. like I play it so that I have enough ppl to help me fight the archdemon, but in my personal headcanon, she pissed off a lot of potential help (whether it be Circle mages who overheard her saying she was "gonna annul this shit" out of anger, eamon's men who did NOT like her, bhelen who didn't really trust the fact that she knew nothing about politics), left a bad taste in people they came across and picked a fight with anora

which I think makes sense for a 20 year old ill-adjusted young woman who had to learn how to be more selfless. beating the archdemon was pure luck mixed with people just NOT WANTING the Blight to destroy ferelden and realizing joining the fight was the only way to stay alive

amihan does grow, but it's slow, she has to process trauma, understand she hurt people and ruined their lives and to actually experience what it's like being loved (both platonic and romantic)

I tend to not post so much abt how much amihan fucked up and almost let a Blight swallow ferelden bc I tend to feel anxious abt how ppl will receive it but I think it's important to her character and it's fun and interesting for me to play with it in this case

immy is 100% more competent than amihan, in spite of her own flaws, but I love both my messy and my scaredy cat girl all the same

[stormbreaker-290]

RAGGHHH IM BA C💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[not-equippedforthis]

therapy is out writing fanfic of your favourite pathetic wet man having the same issues as you do is in

[jils-things]

i also remember saying that i would redraw this someday - i did before but i chickened out because i was still at that denial phase where i was like "nahh no way i like steven that much hahah" happy annive--

[toriliashine]

summary of mouthwashing i guess

people r in space, they dont think theyre getting back anytime soon

man1 rapes woman

woman tells man2 [captain of their team] of the rape

man2 does practically nothing

man1 realises theyre actually getting back to earth soon and tries to kill woman he raped to escape consequences

no weapon

man1 decides to just kill everyone on the ship

man1 crashes ship, via man2

man1 gets rid of man2 the captain by rendering him paralyzed , like REALLYYY paralyzed

fucked up poetic justice! man2 that excused rapist man1 is now at his sadistic mercy! victim [and rest of team] in return, does nothing whilst man1 is being abused helped

man1 slowly drives people insane or renders them immobile so other team members kill them for him, whilst he claims he has 'no blood on his hands' [he/man1 is the one that crashed the ship in the first place btw]

btw! turns out their important cargo was just a lot of mouthwash lol. they dont really. take that great

man1 manipulates other people to death or frenzies and drives HIMSELF insane to make it seem like he's the hero to really not face what he's done

man1 goes insane and has a cannibal party with dead teammates, carries man2 that ignored his crimes and enabled him in the first place over the dead teamates

man1 puts [the REALLY PARALYZED] man2 in cryo chamber

man2 will either die in it due to really bad paralysis wounds or wake up even more fucked up and die soon after oof

man1 kills self

man1 was delusional to the end, giving himself an easy out

man2, paralysed, watched it all to the end too

[atlas-affogato]

I have quite literally hundreds of art ideas tied to song clips or funny audios from tiktok but I could NEVER make and post them over there, people are so mean in the art community on tiktok 😭

[mysicklove-main]

i’m so delusional and nice to everyone that i think the world is just rainbows and sunshine and everyone should just hold hands and be friends.

[bitegore]

wish me luck

[eldrichfuck666]

for whatever reason the loudest Will Wood songs shut up my intrusive thoughts I absolutely appreciate it because my brain seems to be so strongly focused on loudness screams lyrics notes and instrumental at one time that it can't think of anything else lmaoooo I learned the lyrics of almost all songs from SELF-ish album and I didn't even try to?? I'm so happy I can live without my intrusive thoughts for a few hours while obsessing over his songs while also being super stimulated

[todayisafridaynight]

The bookmark tag was #holder until i think of a tag for these asks but To Be Real even I forgot what it was...

BUT YEAH thanks so much for reading and I'm glad it's :] Intelligible At Least :] obviously I would be up for reading anything that came to mind after putting you and your followers through All That but understandable... A lot of people I've shown the checklist items or pointed out specific behaviors to have actually said similar [i.e. I'm In This Picture And I Don't Like It], so I totally get what you mean, too!

I think a lot of my picks wound up being generalized trauma responses/aftereffects of abuse or neglect [hence I meandered off into just talking about Jo's father half the time], so I guess it's to be expected a lot of them don't read as being CSA-specific or are broadly relatable; it's not like he's supposed to be read that way, after all. I just wasn't able to zero in on many of the more specific ones because I've Never Seen Jo In This Situation Chief I Don't Know What He Thinks About His Name Or His Body Or Mirrors Or Sex Or Affection I Don't Know How Well Or Poorly He Sleeps [Presumably Poorly Though He Has The Second-Reddest Eyes In The Whole Game]

I don't really think I'll have anything to add though unless Infinite Wealth goes off the rails or I actually continue reading the book... so that will have to do... I originally was just riffing on RGGJo's attachment issues, self-destructiveness, and specific entwinement of sexuality/aggression/romance, and his portrayal in my fic lined up pretty closely, so I thought it'd be interesting to apply the same lens to Y7Jo...

But Yeah x2 thank you for the opportunity to talk about it and I'm Glad It's Intelligible At Least x2

THANK YOU i really should change that tag to something better... <- i will immediately forget to do so like a jackass

BUT YA OF COURSE OF COURSE i was truthful when i said it was a real good read (but once again. i have -5 speech skills so i can't properly word SHIT) and was a thorough examination of jo's trauma and how it manifests in him and how it's exhibited through his actions. ALWAYS a big fan of that :)

[bottomvalerius]

It’s peepaw’s birthday, which means I now need to frantically queue up posts and try to finish something between hanging out with my mom LMAO

[loverjpg]

i want this lingerie set SOOOOO BAD i'm gonna scream

[loving-delusions]

oh my god its lunar (or moon idk)

[awesomesugr]