#she knows the drill lmaoo

[monodramatic-cannibal]

My cat, Sky, is so food motivated that I managed to teach her basic tricks such as spin, sit and paw.

Does anyone wanna see that?

Too bad I'm not waiting for an answer

(ignore my voice please, I just had to say commands. She knows how to do them without, having done it multiple times with the words, but I want her to associate the word with the trick still. I would prefer ppl to keep it on mute tbh I hate my voice lol)

[misterbrick42-slaytheprincess]

wow that was a pretty crazy turn of events huh? <- knew what i was doing as soon as i asked “is she really unarmed” LMAOO

i’d like to begin again please!

[You awaken. Again.]

The Narrator: You’re on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a Princess.

The Narrator: You’re here to slay her. If you don’t, it will be the end of the world.

[You know the drill.]

[sillykiwie]

I wanna know more about this 2p au!!

I see a confident bordering on egotistic wordgirl?? Love that, she's smart she deserves her flowers. And a Tobey who hates wordgirl?? Does that mean he has a major crush on Becky then? Lmaoo, that'd be so cute. I'd love to hear more!

YEAHH!!

i think 2p wordgirl would still keep the more self-centered traits from her canon self, but she'd present it in an extremely different way than canon wordgirl does. while canon wordgirl doesnt wear out her ego that much and respects villains, 2p wordgirl is convinced everyone else who isnt her is dirt under her boots. doing the hero bit not for the good of fair city, but for her own profit (since she gets paid for her work in this au)

moving on, YES. tobey has a crush on becky in this au because. they make me ill. i think tobey would admire how becky is just good at everything without even trying, and would form a one sided rivalry on who could get the better grades lols!

heres a little doodle of them i hadnt posted beeh

thanks so much for asking!!!! this really made my day because this au has been drilling holes in my noggin haha

[katebisxop]

agatha as a mom | a.h

warnings: my first shot at headcanons so it's kinda bad, use of literally two swear words, ft. rio and mentions of nicky, genderneutral reader

ꕥ — she would tell you all about your brother nicky 🥹

ꕥ — like maybe at first she'd be hesitant taking about him but somehow you find out stuff and she has to tell you

ꕥ — she will definitely teach you the ballad of the witches road

ꕥ — agatha would also try to teach you magic

ꕥ — (except this time she wouldnt have to kill witches with you i mean what)

ꕥ — while you're young she'd be so gentle and so protective because she really doesnt want you to end up like nicky

ꕥ — she'll be wary when you meet new people because she knows social interaction is crucial for development but she wishes it can just be you and her forever and ever

ꕥ — agatha would be kinda sad to see you grow up :(

ꕥ — like she misses your little shenanigans together and how active you were as a child

ꕥ — you're gonna enter your moody teenager phase and you're gonna be annoyed with her always wanting to have you in her sight

ꕥ — definitely some sassy banters because what child of agatha harkness doesnt know sarcasm?

ꕥ — senor scratchy is your best friend btw

ꕥ — the moment you start showing signs of having magical powers she's SO excited

ꕥ — immediately going to start teaching you spells and runes and whatnot

ꕥ — lowkey you're gonna be overwhelmed and have to ask her to slow down 😭

ꕥ — "you're gonna be so powerful my love i just know it"

ꕥ — obviously she's gonna have to tell her about her witchy past right...

ꕥ — DO NOT BIG NO NO TO THE DARKHOLD she's drilled that into you from day one

ꕥ — bonus: meeting rio

ꕥ — rio just pops up into the harkness abode offering pizza

ꕥ — she shows up while you're young

ꕥ — you'll be playing with your toys and then hear the doorbell ring but agatha is RUSHING to shout at whoever is in there to gtfo

ꕥ — you're a literal baby she is not letting rio get anywhere near you 😭😭

ꕥ — rio tried explaining that she just wanna see her wife's baby but there's a big NO from agatha

ꕥ — so rio tries again when you're like sixteen the stubborn bitch

ꕥ — let's say you're in your backyard and like. idk having a picnic by yourself

ꕥ — agatha is doing something indoors so youre alone which is kinda rare tbh

ꕥ — and then you just see some woman cross over your fence in this black flowy gown

ꕥ — you're starstruck because she's so beautiful but you're also alarmed because trespassing

ꕥ — before you can call out to agatha though she introduces herself as rio but seems to be unable to describe her relationship with agatha

ꕥ — so you're wary because she's kinda sketchy but genuinely seems to have no bad intentions

ꕥ — rio keeps a little bit away though

ꕥ — and then agatha comes out and sees you two talking and she's FURIOUS uh ohhh

ꕥ — she tells you to get inside and you can hear their arguing outside-

ꕥ — but they seem to sort it out because rio's allowed to talk to you now

ꕥ — just not often

ꕥ — not at night either

ꕥ — and DEFINITELY not out of agatha's sight

ꕥ — she does NOTT trust her after nicky 😭😭

ꕥ — also you're lowkey mad at agatha for not telling you about her lesbian situationship LMAOO

ꕥ — anyway yeah agatha as a person is questionable but agatha as a mom is 🤌

a/n: hope you enjoyed... i definitely did im SO making more headcanons

[robinsno1lesbian]

What about the nsfw alphabet with neighbour!robin??

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓 - 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫! 𝐑.𝐁.

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: i think the title is pretty self explanatory!

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 18+ mature content (MDNI), implied age gap (reader is 18+), fingering, oral (fem!receiving obviously), strap-ons, implied mommy kink, implied spanking, let me know if I missed anything! :)

𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: guys i’m alive i promise!! i’m currently on holiday and silly me forgot to bring her laptop. which means this was written on my phone. so if the formatting sucks or there are some weird errors, ignore the first part and blame the second on my weird autocorrection lmaoo-

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

robin is so gentle with you after she has made you cum, especially because sex with her can be rough when the occasion calls for it. she always has a glass of water ready for you on the bedside table and holds you close to her through the aftershocks.she also peppers soft kisses all over your body, over the marks she has left on your neck and thighs etc.

b = body part (their favorite part of theirs and also their partner’s)

neighbor!robin loves her hand. she knows what they can do and knows just how strong they are. robin couldn’t choose when it comes to you. she loves everything about your body, loves to lay on top of you and kiss every inch of your body, loves to worship you and tell you how gorgeous you are.

c = cum (anything to do with cum basically)

robin loves to make you cum all over her face. she will eat the cum out of your pussy until you’re shaking on top of her.

(that’s also why one of her favorite ways to make you cum is on her face/over her mouth)

d = dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

once, before you had officially gotten together, you lost your diary and couldn’t find it for days. that’s because it had been laying on robin’s bedside table, and robin had read through all of your dirty fantasies with a hand down her own shorts

(read about that here :) )

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

since robin is older than you, she has definitely had sex with other women before. she knows her way around the female anatomy that’s for sure.

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

robin just loves to bend you over any surface she can find and fuck you from behind until you’re a babbling mess for her, begging for her strap to go just a little bit faster.

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous?)

robin’s whole persona can shift when she’s inside you. so she’s definitely more of the serious kind. yet when you let her know that something’s too much or that you’re genuinely too sensitive to continue, that changes immediately!

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

for herself, as well as for her partner’s, robin really couldn’t care less. she will go down on you and fuck you into oblivion, whether you’re shaved or not. whatever your preference is really. as for herself, i’d say she shaves every now and then but still has that same dirty blonde hair down there.

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

robin can be a real romantic with you, when that is what you need. with candles, slow music and sensual kisses and all. she will hold you as you cum all around her fingers and moan into her mouth when you’ve had a rough day and need her to.

j = jack of (masturbation hc)

robin definitely has got plenty of toys in store. and if there isn’t anyone around to help her out, she will use those on herself. i also think she’s an underwear-thief type of women and will use your panties in some sort of way to get herself off.

k = kink (one more of their kinks)

mommy kink, bondage, overstimulation/multiple orgasms, a bit of spanking every now and then you know the drill. i could also imagine neighbor!robin with a slight innocence kink tbh…

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

of course she loves to have you beneath her in bed, but robin can honestly work with everything.

m = motivation (what turns them on? what gets them going?)

i believe that varies depending on the situation. she definitely loves to see you in those short, little summer dresses you wear when the heat gets too suffocating.

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

robin is petty experimentally and there’s definitely not a whole lot she would say no to. she’s willing to discuss and try everything you might want to try out and won’t shame you for it etc.

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skills etc.)

robin is a great giver and besides, you’re her pillow princess for most parts anyway. she’s skilled with her tongue and could easily coax multiple orgasms out of you while she’s got her hear buried between your thighs.

p = pace (are they fast and rough? or slow and sensual?)

oh robin loves to get rough with you. she loves to have you on all fours for her, thrusting into you hard and fast. she also loves to mark you up, leaving hickeys and small bites all over your skin in the places where no one can see.

q = quickie (their opinion on quickies, how often etc.)

robin likes to take her time with you whenever you’re having sex. that doesn’t mean she won’t drag you into bathrooms at parties or finger you underneath the table top when she’s in the mood for that.

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks etc.?)

your whole relationship is already risky, so pretty much everything you do comes with a certain risk. one that is most definitely worth the taking. again: robin will touch you underneath the table while you’re having dinner with friends/family or cover your mouth in the bathroom so that no one in the house will hear your desperate moans.

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go? how long do they last?)

during sex, robin definitely proves that her muscles aren’t just for show. she can easily fuck you through multiple orgasms without getting tired of it and, when she sees that you need more than she has given you, she will give it to you, no matter what. her skin might be sweat stained and she might be panting and groaning due to her sore muscles but she won’t stop until you’ve cum for her.

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on their partner or themselves?)

robin owns plenty of toys, most of them for you though. her favorite is probably her strap (she definitely has multiple straps as well!).

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

so much. she loves to have you squirming for her, loves to see the way your body trembles when she runs her tongue over your nipples while her fingers are spreading you open for her without any penetration just yet. overall, it’s fair to say that robin loves to tease you, to see just how much she can make you want her.

v = volume (how loud are they? the sounds they make etc.)

it is a rather rare occasion that you go down on robin, she definitely gets off from getting you off. the moans and groans she lets out while she’s fucking you don’t go unnoticed. besides that, you often catch her with a hand down her underwear whenever she’s eating you out, fucking herself to the taste of you.when you do get to fuck her, you’re surprised to see that she is far from quiet. even though it’s mostly praise for you, robin does moan for you. and when she does it, it’s loud, low and beautiful.

w = wildcard (a random headcanon for the character)

oh neighbor!robin loves to watch you play with yourself: sitting back on her bed and watching you riding your fingers, begging for her touch, walking in on you humping one of her pillows…

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

well as said before, robin is build athletically, has slight abs and muscles etc. honestly not much to say about that.

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

she has a high sex drive. if she didn’t have you, she wouldn’t know what to do. probably pass out due to horny-overload.

when she’s away for work, she makes sure to call you and touch herself to the sound of your voice while she’s whispering dirty things through the speaker.

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

she always makes sure you’re sleeping first. she holds you in her arms, covers you in blankets and makes sure you’re all warm and safe. only then, when you’re peacefully sleeping, can she go to sleep herself.

[ghuleh-recs]

Yk who i think is really underrated when it comes to x f!reader fics?? Cumulus. I've barely seen anything of her and it breaks my over-dramatic heart!! Do you have anything of her?? I'm so desperate at this point lmaoo

Anon! You are so right and you should say it! I hope some of these are new to you. Enjoy ♡♡

recs under the cut.

fever for the fire - @gravehags - E, 1.7k

This abbey party fucking sucks. But what's waiting for you outside, certainly doesn't.

if you have kinktober (ch. 8) - @codekeeper - E, <1k

From your place sprawled out on the bed, you follow Cumulus’ movements with your eyes as she steps into the harness and adjusts it to fit over her curvaceous hips. She yanks at the straps impatiently, her brows furrowing in concentration; after hours of teasing you and working you open, she just wants to fuck you already.

Ghouls' Night Out - @cowboyemeritus - E, 1.9k

“I’ve never done it with another girl before,” you admit, almost shy. It drives the three hellbeasts mad, and they exchange glances. They look like lionesses out on a hunt and the buzzing arousal inside of you only grows at the sight. *also see these great headcanons here.

Praise - @lunariiawrites - E, 2k

After a fight breaks out, you're left to clean up the mess, and Cumulus decides to show you a few notes on the piano, among other things.

Kinktober 2021 (ch. 10) - @copias-thrall - E, <1k

Massage – Cirrus x Cumulus x Reader Cumulus has a great idea on how to spend the evening.

𖤐 you know the drill--bookmark, read, and leave kudos/comments!

[pbaz7]

omg omg i'm here

Azzi and Paige's respective seasons had come to an end, though in completely different fashions.

oh god

AP Player of the Year and Naismith College Player of the Year—the first freshman in history to earn both honors.

THATS MY GIRL

Paige believed it was her job to lead her team to a national championship

someone pls remind this girl there's a whole 14 person team behind her

While Azzi basked in the glow of a picture perfect end to her high school journey, Paige drowned herself in guilt and frustration.

oh.

“Hey,” a familiar voice called out.

AZZI IK THATS YOU

unsure if she should stay or leave

again I remind you that you're in a public place and Paige does not own wherever she goes

“Are we ever going to talk? You know, now that we’re going to be on the same team.”

CLOCK HER

“Seems like a pattern,” she muttered, just loud enough for Paige to hear.

CLOCKED HER AGAIN EVEN HARDER

“Not everything is about you, Azzi.”

do you like having fists in your face?

Just stop being pussy and admit it.”

DAMN AZZI LET HER GET UP

“I have the ego? You can’t be serious right now?”

OH MY GOD SHE JUST KEEPS SNATCHING HER WIG

I had a sloppy turnover

not her being THAT pissed over a singular turnover

Azzi, clearly offended. “You don’t know shit about me if you think I’m fine with mediocre Paige.”

CLOCKED CLOCKED AND THEN CLOCKED AGAIN FOR GOOD MEASURE

“No, I don’t need you guys checking in on me every five minutes. I’m not a kid.”

well you're surely acting like one!

Her shoulders sagged for a moment before she closed her eyes, took a deep breath and straightened up, spinning the ball in her hands as she made her way back to the court.

she's pissing me off but she's also just my sad little baby I just wanna give her a big hug

but her interactions with Azzi were nonexistent unless they were arguing during drills or scrimmages.

so sorry to be the bearer of bad news but y'all are going to have talk to each other if ur on the same team...

Paige rolled her eyes at Azzi’s comment , adjusting the strap of her backpack.

im not even gonna say it cuz author yk exactly what I'm thinking right now

“Why don’t you like me?” Azzi blurted out, the words cutting through the quiet.

finally we're getting something done here

Paige barely looked up from her paper. “I don’t not like you,” she replied, her tone not hinting at her emotion.

me when I lie

"Yeah, sure. That’s why you barely talk to me outside of practice.

clock it.

It just means I think you need to be better.”

someone's still pissed they lost...

Until you start playing like you know you’re the second-best player on this team, it’s not going to mean anything.”

LOL NOT THE SECOND BEST

“Azzi… I don’t not like you. Seriously.”

are we sure about that babe?

“Could’ve fooled me,” she muttered.

AZZI IS RELENTLESS MAN

Maybe Azzi would try her luck again at getting to know the blonde.

y'all will definitely know each other very well at the end of this!

Azzi spoke up, her voice cutting through the noise. “I’ll go with her.”

guys. who took azzi and replaced her with an identical clone but is nice to Paige?

“This is either going to end in a fistfight or... something we don’t want to know about.”

IM DEAD.

It threw Azzi off balance for a second, and without thinking, she blurted out, “Woah your eyes are blue.”

great observation! you should switch from basketball to professional observing school with that talent of yours!

Paige raised an eyebrow, a small chuckle escaping her lips. “They sure are,” she said, amused.

she's so insightful

And I’m the best shooter in the country

YOU TELL HER LITTLE CURRY

You’ve gotta watch my hands

oh trust me I am

ok well our little children are starting to not hate each other which is great to see

author, once again I plead you to speed this up a tad

loved this and love you!!! -🍉

Azzi was dead ass clocking Paige the whole chapter so I’m glad you enjoyed it 😭😭.

You and this damn strap is killing me lmaoo

The speed up is coming trust!!! I loved your reaction like always 🫶🏼

Everybody might get another chap today just because of 🍉 so say thank you !!!

[trinitywc]

just finished book 2... thoughts:

i kind of sped through book 2 since i was so nervous for them... rip woollycloud and sedgenose...i was so scared that the other two would die one by one in the next two chapters but i guess they're already dead to pinefrost now. anyways cuckoopaw mvp

excited to see where the mystery of what the fuck is going on with rutherford goes... i assume hes a lab cat but how the fuck does he know about oil drilling and atoms what. love to see the nuke prediction making him religious??? hilarious guy.

originally i thought the burnt queen and kits were nettlesting's wife and kids. it might have been the intention. when i think about it probably, since woolly was there to bury them

man.... i did not expect so many cats to be alive at the end, i truly believed everyone else to be dead like pine; but the feeling of betrayal...ugh... do wonder what would happen if the wood-creekclan combo meets the woodclan survivors

anyhow i can't wait to see pinefrost get worse now. girl who is sopping wet (with black rain). get help gurl..... do you have a predicted schedule or release for book 3? vague dates?

great fic would reccommend

im so glad you enjoyed it!!! she gets worse!!! cuckoopaw the MVP she's not dead to pinefrost she's just a filthy woodclan cat now wow i love how every reader thinks everyone is dead by the end of it LMAOO no im not that heartless there is some hope!!! the woodclan, creekclan, and wood-creek survivors are gonna have some fun next book : ) RE TGL3... release date depends on whether I decide to release it all in one (like 1 and 2) or a few chapters at a time on a 2/3 week schedule. i'm hoping to get a majority of the work done over summer again :)

[kunoimochi]

You know the drill, ehem, the 4th years + senju types please

I included my two new oc's hehe, sorry if there any grammar mistake I'm writing this in hurry

Sorry if the information is not much😭😭 I'm not really good with this type of headcanon ��� probably will rewriting this in future

- menori Arai

He like a bright and cheerful girl, someone who can handle his hassle personality and keep it up with his stupid ahh. He really appreciate if his future significant other good at cooking as he looking forward to eat delicious meal everyday. Want a lil spoon.

- burai Kasei

Burai not really have a type since romance are not his main priority. But he's the type of person who will fall in love with their friends so maybe someone he close and understanding. As long that person loyal to him that's enough.

- fuyuto koike

Aiyah this guy um, so fuyuto partner ideal kinda simple tho at least in my opinion. He want someone who can be a good talker that can hold a conversation well, someone who is not easily get sway away by his attractive classmates and probably just over the heels for him. If his future significant other appreciate him he of course will appreciate them back.

- Reku muto

LMAO BASED ON HIS PERSONALITY IS THERE'S ANYONE WHO WILLING TO DATE HIM?? PFFT– nah actually this what he be thinking about lol, he have the mindsets that people will not approach him especially in romantic aspect since he's the only 4th grader that doesn't get along with Kunoichis. I mean anyone literally anyone who like him probably will end up with him. It's kinda complicated to write this part for him actually since his personality complex is um idk how to say it but yeah that's all pretty much.

- kimio oye

He like someone who can share their interest with him, someone who he can spend quality time with without judging his personality and interest. Probably someone who approach him first because he's very awkward person .

- risaku yano

He doesn't have a type since he always unaware when he like someone.

- sunaoshi shimada

Not much but someone who will be his partner in crime will be great, someone who can keep up with his risky plan and still love him always eventho after he get possessed with his mask. Yk what no please help him get rid of the mask it's not like his future significant other can handle two person at the same time, unless–

- poki tamanaha

He like someone who have a fascinating look and a unique personality, someone who really beautiful, stunning and etc. He doesn't care about personality since he only go after good looking people.

- oujirou sakurazaki

Hehe this cutie potatie are not a picky person nor he have a types, he doesn't care if you a girl, a man, a alien or a complicated creatures, if he fall for u that mean he will love you always.

- shiroshi Uyehara

He probably will skip this question geez

- ryomie ozaki

Someone who will feel entertaining with his small show and his talent. Someone who didn't judge him or thing he's weird or anything. Probably like a ordinary girl since he want someone who normal that can keep him sane.

- senju date

She like someone who have good personality and very charming, someone who muscular and strong something like that. But tbh her case it's just like oujirou she doesn't care about it to much.

- Enri yoneda

She's very insecure with herself so she never thought about her types at all. She just wondering if there anyone who take her as example for their type. Probably no one lol

- Dohri goto

Man if that person wasn't weird she will be grateful af lmaoo

[dehydrated-faerie]

spoilerzzz y'all know the drill

i'm team PJ and that final critique really broke my heart cuz there's no way she's gonna win now. she just got the chad(s4)/courtney/rosé critique UGHHHH

despite that, the top 3 feels like a really even playing field and i'm living for that :)

i'm honestly pretty Q went home i was so tired of her lol

also can't wait for one of the two following scenarios to happen next week:

mirage wins the lalaparuza in her very own valentina as4 redemption moment

mhi'ya wins 50k and gets a certain subsect of this fandom mad as hell LMAOO

[thetonethetollandthethunder]

Scythe chapter 11-15

You know the drill!! Cmon!!!

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Chapter 11!!

-I always forget the conclave’s have names,,,

-The thing is, you can never blame these people for fighting back, it’s human nature, but OUGH the consequences of human nature are so devastating

-But just imagine the guilt you’d feel, your husband got killed and you get immune from the same fate for a whole year. That’s just prime for survivors guilt

-Also the fact that Faraday told the family the man didn’t resist is just testament to his kindness and compassion

-“The sanctity of the law…And the wisdom to know when it must be broken.” *Stares at Goddard*

-MILK SCENE, I unironically love this scene even tho I think it’s really funny

-Also I genuinely don’t know how ppl drink milk b4 bed, is that even a real thing? How does that make you sleepy??

-Also good on Faraday!! Don’t waste shit!!!

-Apparently all the Scythe Rings are white but I refuse to acknowledge that, they’re all multicolored and each color relates to the scythe in some way <3

-That ring security system Faraday has going on is sick as fuck tho ngl

-“Now let’s see how long it takes Rowan to go for the ring.” I love himmmm, he’s fun!!! He can be fun!!

-Tonist mention!! I love the Tonists <33

-Nice chapter!! Gives more depth to Faraday!!

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Chapter 12!!

-Rowan and Citra’s test are approaching!!!

-The idea of having to hold yourself back in life because you’re afraid of being killed is actually terrifying—

-Also same Rowan, I hate studying too

-“Rowan concluded that not knowing was more terrifying than knowing.” If I remember correctly what the consequence is then that is CERTAIN true

-I LOVE Citra and Rowan’s banter here!! You can see their chemistry early on!!

-UGH I WONT LIST OUT ALL THE MOMENT BUT THEYRE SO CUTE!!!

-Cute chapter! Lots of Citran moments!

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Chapter 13!!

-“I’m a human being, not a mole.” Faraday is soooo fun sometimes like so fun and endearing???

-“Destroyed back in the age of mortality by something called ‘terrorism’.” OKAY SO YES THIS DOES GIVE US A LOT TO THINK ABOUT IN TERMS OF WHAT PEOPLE HERE KNOW ABOUT THE AGE OF MORTALITY BUT ALSO THAT IS RLLY FUCKING FUNNY SOOO

-I too hate walking at 6:30 am (I go to public school in America)

-“I have found that with the Scythedom, it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission,” He is iconic yall

-“What’s the worst they could do?” Things said before disasters—

-“Running the gauntlet” Like walking the red carpet!

-“Scythes wished to be seen as the many faces of light, not of darkness.” And soon they will be! Yk, just right after the plague—

-SCYTHE CURIE OMG OMG!!

-OO now they’re seeing scythe goddard ohoho I LOVE HAVING FORESIGHT

-Citra would cringe at the fact she at one point dazzled by goddard

-Rowan don’t be fatphobic /j

-I like that the conclave’s are pretty boring for the most part, makes it feel more realistic

-I love how only when Citra becomes a Scythe does she begin to understand these rituals, shows how much she grows

-OHOHO we got goddards fuckin note bullshit! Citra is gonna hear allll about that when she becomes a scythe

-Love how Chomsky is basically described as “as white as anyone could be” lmaoo token white man

-also gun lobby, nothing to say about it just…Gun lobby

-Rowan starting to talk like faraday is GOLD

-Again I love Citra and Rowan’s banter

-SCYTHE CURIE

-The idea of the weaponsmaster being a infomercial salesman is SOO funny i need to use that in my scythe oc shit

-Also that digital poison sounds fucking TERRIFYING

-The Scythes not liking the term ‘victim’ is rlly interesting to me, shows they really think of themselves as these faces of light

-Neal I don’t think you know what feminine hygiene products sound like—

-Hand of midas shit but even MORE horrifying!!

-I am terrible with names I saw Scythe Mandela and thought he was Scythe Possuelo and I have no idea why

-Who names their child Ransom??

-VERY good and long chapter!! Two more to go!!

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Chapter 14!!

-OOO the test scene!! One of my favorites!!

-SCYTHE CURIE

-Again what is with the shit names??? Jacory??

-OHH you do NOT interrupt scythe curie girl you are FUCKED

-Oh Citra you’re gonna revisit the worst thing you’ve ever done REALLL soon

-ROWAN LOSING ON PURPOSE FOR CITRA IS SOOOO!!!

-GODDAMN IT RAND I LOVE YOU BUT STOP

-AND THE TENSION THICKENS WITH THE ADDED RULE OF THEM HAVING TO KILL THE OTHER OH MY GOD ITS STILL GOOD MAN!!

-We all want a relationship with the thunderhead Curie

-Very good chapter that adds to the stakes of the story!! One more to go!!!

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Chapter 15!!!

-God the shock and confusion and how upset they all are really captivates this conversation

-And you see that eventually Rowan is very willing to die at the hands of Citra, that’s how much he loves her like UGHH

-“Scythes were supposed to be above the petty,” oh citra you have no idea bby girl,,

-Hash pales!!!

-THE KISS SCENE

-Ive already went in depth about why I love this scene in my Citran analysis post but UGH I LOVE ITT

-Liar!! You are totally in love rowan!!

-GODDARD THE BASTARD

-God he is such a fucking dick i hate himmm

-Very good chapter :)

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AND THATS THE NEXT 5!!! Next time we’ll do chapters 16-20!

[foulbearobservation]

I'm so deeply intrigued by the family dynamics of the slasher au. At any point does Suzanne have the "be careful with my daughter or they'll never stop finding you" talk with Camila? Does Michael remember Lilith from his childhood, and if he does, how does he react to his big sister being an internationally wanted killer? Does Lilith have a relationship with Jillian, or did she cling to Suzanne? Please feel free to ignore this if it's too spoilery (or you don't want to answer). I just adore this au and want to know all of the things.

Parts of this are theoretically "spoilery" but who knows when the fuck slasher au will actually come out so like. who cares lmaoo

michael does sort of vaguely remember lilith from his childhood, he's abt 8-10-ish years younger than lilith so she's around for part of his late childhood but she disappears when he's like 14 (a few years before his mothers "die" in the car crash) then it's like a big time skip for like a decade and change until he's an interpol agent and actual slasher au happens

he's. well. I don't think he's shocked when he discovers she's a killer and the one he's looking for, but he doesn't tell anyone that he knows her, so bea and ava are out of the loop on that one!! ooh drama!!

lilith does have a relationship with jillian! it's not as close as she is with suzanne. jillian is like. she's trying not to overwhelm lilith when she initially escapes from adriel.

I think it's smthn like one night while lilith is up stalking the house late cause she can't sleep she comes across jillian making coffee at like 3 am and she's like "shouldn't you be... not doing that at 3 am. suzanne told me I shouldn't."

and jillian is trying to be a cool mom to this very traumatized teenager who lives in her house like a shadow. "I won't tell her if you won't"

lilith shifts uncomfortably. "I don't like to lie to suzanne." she doesn't like to lie in general, really, if she can avoid it. she's very good at choosing her words very carefully.

"then you don't have to." jillian gestures with her mug "I'll take the blame on this one, she knows about it. do you want some?"

and anyway I think jillian and lilith bond over weird medical history and being awake at like 3 am. nd sometimes suzanne wakes up at like 6 am for her morning yoga on the balcony and lilith joins her and lilith obviously hasn't slept, but she has a small smile on her face and excitedly explains how people used to drill holes in their heads so that's something like progress.

[mydysfunctionalvampirefamily]

Goddamnit Reiss!!! You just here to ruin everything even more, right?

*chandler voice* Reiss, could you BE any more insincere about Amaya.

Reiss! Just. Shut. The. Fuck. Up!!!! Why don't you just die.

Let Reiss in with Miles!! Yes Johnny!!! Put him in the room!

Why does it seem like empathy villains is the most useful spec there is?

Wynn as a moody teenager is absolutely amazing. I love her so much, protect the bb at all cost.

Lmaoo "I wish Neil was here, he would listen to me." 😂

The toreador have someone in torpor and are very secretive about it? I know it's not Elsa, but that's immediately where my mind went.

Oh my God. Fucking Arrabella?? What a disappointment.

Omg Britta is twisting and turning, to not say Miles made the deal, but the other toreador already know. Come on, who else could it be???

Oh no Ramirez, dead off screen. Rip.

YESSSS Delgado and Eden in the same place. That is good. That means there is a chance that Eden and Jessica lives.

UHOH! Jessica asking about Dark Selina? That is not good. SHE IS WITH THEM???!?!

Wait Selina can summon mortals??? Hot damn that's crazy. But Jessica can resist her??? Damn, that's impressive.

Johnny saying he can't resist dark Selina and Jessica saying "but dad, I need you." 😭 stop rn

Johnny babe, I'm glad you're trying to center yourself. Because you're the last one of this coterie. We fucking need you level headed!

Lmaoo Rebecca is doing such a good job on her derangement, and Johnny is the perfect victim. 😂 "You're never in the mood"

"yes go ahead, stab me" so tired, but only AFTER Johnny teases him into it.

AAAAAAAH TIM!!! I mean brilliant use of Majesty truly, but oh my God!!!

Remember when Miles was like oh a musician I will give them money and reward the mortal for their help. Well.... To be fair to Miles, he was at 0 blood.

Good lord. We're truly getting dark prince Miles rn. O.O I'm kind of scared, but also kind of excited. That was incredibly badass.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Nara??!?! Is this real life???? This is not a drill!!!!

Ohoh oh no. Nara is talking against him so much, she is talking to his sire.

SIRE?!? WHAT THE FUCK??? Neil/his sire has sire's more people?

Neil still wanting to take nara with him and run. He thinks she is still on his side? Bless 🥺

Oh no weird bows? I'm getting very much culty vibes.

Play? What? Malkavians? They're all Neil's? I mean his sire's obviously.

Oh this is not good. This sounds very bad, this book.

He is manifesting the book? What? This is some higher level shit.

WHAT???? WHAT THE FUCK?!?! they're summoning Malkav???? *cue nervous laughter*

Also did Lex call Nara his vessel? I'm not quite sure. Oh I think it might have been vasal.

Poor Neil, having to go through all of this alone.

Omg Lex, make this even more scary to decide what to do why don't you???

Oh Neil, that's so sad. Accepting that it probably meant nothing, when it did mean a lot to him.

God, listen to her wax on poetically, what a fucking Bitch.

Noooooooooo clinging to reality through the list Wynn made and gave to him.😭😭😭😭 STOP!!!

Nothing really bad happened this episode, so why do I feel so much despair? 😢

[cursivebloodlines]

📸 - tessa (you know the drill, u post...I send)

Send a 📸 to see 3-5 pictures that my muse has/has taken of your muse(s) | @overnightheartbeats | Accepting!

Why Diego took it upon himself to wear Tessa's ring light she uses when recording her videos, she will never know. He thought he was hilarious, and probably asked her if he succeeded in lighting up her world. And she's just like 'if by my world you mean your neck then sure, you idiot'. But he seems pretty pleased with himself lmfaooo and she probably tells him she's surprised he managed to get it over his big head in the first place :) LMAOO

To prove he hasn't got a big head, Tessa insists he try this little tiara on and he does because she's very persuasive, though it doesn't mean he has to be happy about it :) and she thinks she's proven her point because it's not the best thing to use??? But she's like NOPE. Serves him right in her opinion and of course she has to take a photo as evidence in the future like :)

3. Tessa is so proud of this photo dgsdgsg. She's probably dragged him to another one of her little placesss or even vice versa tbh. But I can imagine her thinking how amazing the lighting was and she just HAD to take a photo dgsdgasd. She probably tells him how to stand and everything. Also, she's actually nice to him. She definitely tells him he could be a model LOL. And if he ever considered a career change, to let her know immediately because she could definitely get it arranged :') She's dead serious.

4. *singing voice* DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMANNN? omg. of course they build a snowman together. This photo has Tessa in hysterics because of the height difference between the snowman and Diego LMFAOOOOO. The snow in his hand is totally the start of a snowball he plans on hurling at her the minute she's done taking the photo. But look how the snowman has a hat and scarf and everything! Too cute. Everything about this photo is priceless. :')

5. She thought he looked cute, so click click she took that photo! So what if he was in the middle of eating? Look at that hat. Look how cute he is. It makes her go 'awwwwwww' and she probably ends up stealing that hat for no reason. Diego looks like he's in the process of trying not to laugh but also is a bit like 'why are you taking photos of me eating???? weirdo' and Tessa is just like 'it's my alien instincts :)' No, she hasn't let go of the time he called her an alien.

6. Annnnnnd yet another one she decided to take while he was in the middle of eating again. Apparently this is becoming a regular occurrence LOL.

[cherrymoonvol6]

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[lalunanymph]

𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 '𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲' 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞

cw. breeding kink, money kink (I found out that this is a thing from twt lmaoo), soft dom!Kaku, dirty talk, language, tease + denial, fingering, jealous Sanzu, explicit sex, mentions of casual sex, begging, slight nipple play, belly bulge kink, Daddy kink (duh) 

a/n. BEFORE anyone makes a request or takes this the wrong way, I'm here to remind y'all that I am not a request blog. I just write shit that won't stop haunting my thoughts in any format be it in long-ass series or even headcanons. okay? okay.

➫ Haitani Ran

“Fucking—shit, how are you always s’tight for me?” Ran’s slurred words collided insistently with the side of your cheek, much like how his cock was currently hitting the most delicious angle deep in you.

Your moans were bouncing off the walls of the luxurious hotel bedroom, mimicking the jiggling of your tits as Ran set a harsh pace; practically drilling into you. Mind a completely blank slate, you were sure you were drooling, babbling sentences that were barely strung coherently together.

Yes, please, more, fuck me more Ran, fuck me Daddy—

That last one has his thrusts faltering, and he stills for a second, sweeping his glassy gaze over your fucked out expressions. Your mewls for him to pick up his speed were ignored in favor of a shit-eating grin spreading across his plush lips.

“What did you call me?”

You gasp, digging your nails into his shoulder. Ran doesn’t mind the pain; in fact, he loves it. If only he could get you out of your fucked out space to hear that dulcet word slip past your kiss-swollen mouth.

“D-daddy,” you moaned, clumpy lashes a tell-tale sign that he was making you cry in the best of ways. “Daddy—please! Need you to fuck me now.”

How can he refuse his pretty baby when she begs so nicely?

“Fuck—you gonna make me a real Daddy now?”

With the way he's plowing into the slick cavern of your pussy, gripping onto the flesh of your thighs, you’re hard pressed to deny his request.

➫ Haitani Rindou

Growing up as the youngest Haitani, Rindou never really paid much mind to chart a solid future. That was more of Ran’s style. He liked to think he had all the time in the world. Sure, he’s been called Daddy before—by nameless and faceless women he discarded hours of his life between sheets that never held much significance to him.

But it was never this way… and never with you.

His perfect girlfriend bouncing on his cock, one thumb lazily tracing sinful circles on your clit and numerous bite marks littering your neck was one sight he could not forget. How you threw your head back, biting down on your already bruised lower lip, all because he was making you feel this way—Rindou was the furthest thing from a religious man but in this instance, he thinks this is the closest slice to heaven on this damned earth he could get.

“Daddy, more,” your whimpered confession made him snap his attention to you, somnolent dark eyes widening.

“What’cha say, pretty?” he slurred, the lust pounding almost painfully in his veins, translating to his cock throbbing at your whiny pleas.

“Rin… please… please—Daddy—”

He doesn’t know what possesses to pound into your cunt like a madman, but the friction is all too much, all too hot and white and blinding and he—

“Fuck!”

Warm spurts fill you to the brim and he slams his head back onto the pillow, panting harshly.

“Damn, baby,” you didn’t have to look at him to hear the pout in his voice. “At least give a man some warning before you pull shit like that—didn’t even make you cum in time. Tch.”

Perhaps planning for a future where he’s really a daddy to your perfect babies would not be such a far fetched idea.

➫ Kokonoi Hajime

As with everything with Kokonoi—there had to be a value, a dollar bill, or some significance to what he did. If there was something that did not catch his attention, or—god forbid—his impulsive lust for more, Koko would not be interested in it.

That was until he met you.

Money, signs, numbers… it all went out of the window. Enough was never enough when it came to you. He worked hard for his money and what better way to show you how much you mean to him than indulging in your favorite dirty little secret.

Thumbing the thick wad of dollar bills, he kept his sharp gaze on you, tongue poking out lavisciously to take in the sight of your body shaking, the purple vibrator humming right on your clit.

“Haji—ngh.”

“A hundred thousand yen,” he whispered, voice a low, gravelly octave from the show you were putting on for him. As someone who loved money, meeting you seemed like a jackpot—a nympho who got turned on by powerful men who counted their cash in front of her. He was never one to kink-shame, but the both of you just made sense; especially when you fixed your lachrymose eyes on his with such a look of desperation that it made his cock throb.

“C-can I come now?”

“Hmm,” he drawled and started counting again, right from the start, “maybe after this round, baby.”

You whimpered, arching your back. “Daddy, please—I can’t h-hold it off much longer.”

Huh. That was a new one. To his surprise, his slacks grew tighter and his logical reasoning, his internal money clicker snapped—he was on you in a heartbeat, tossing the toy and crisp bills aside to plunge his thick fingers right into your waiting walls.

For a split second, Hajime Kokonoi admits that there was nothing more valuable in the world than your sweet cries for him and the clench of your pussy as he finally granted you your high.

➫ Hitto Kakucho

Shy. Sweet. That was how you had described Bonten’s number 3 when you first met him a year ago during your first mission after joining Japan’s most dangerous criminal organization.

Patient, that was another word that came into mind. But, when he had your thighs splayed, his fingers coated in your slick and his dark eyes latched onto how tight your pussy was sucking his digits in—you come to find that you hate that word with every fiber of your heart.

“Kaku,” your whines were endearing and it would’ve made him smile if he wasn’t so focused on rubbing your clit the right way. Your nipples were such a pretty shade of flushed red from his pinching and pulling, your pussy all but drooling down his wrist. He reasoned that of course, he could’ve easily given you what you want—but where would the fun be in that?

Your sweet keens made his still clothed cock jump and he kissed the juncture between your neck and shoulder softly. “You’re doing so good for me, baby.”

“Ngh—Daddy, please just fuck me already—fuck!”

One second, you were in the seat of his lap, and the next, your back was pressed onto the bed, his juice-coated fingers knuckle deep in your parted mouth, his cock a hard length against your thigh.

Kakucho Hitto may be a patient man, but even saints had an end to their tether and it could not be more obvious when he leans down, dark hair falling in his face and whispers,

“Call me that again and I may just be nice for tonight, baby.”

➫ Haruchiyo Sanzu

There were quite a few things in this world that could easily push Sanzu towards the edge; his favorite peddler fucking up and finding himself behind bars, his favorite restaurant running out of his preferred liquor, even a car swerving into his lane without the adequate signal time could push him into an enraged frenzy.

Since meeting you, he had tried to rein in the fury—that sickening pit in his gut that told him you’re going out of control again, Haruchiyo.

But when he saw you in that red dress, flirting with that man in his own fucking bar, Sanzu does not hold back.

He didn’t even give you a chance to refute, dragging you into the empty VIP room, glaring daggers at any employee who was still lingering around until they eventually got the message.

Sanzu doesn’t waste any more time—one hand around your throat, your panties in shreds down on the sticky ground, and his cock bullying itself into your gummy heat. Your moans echo around the room, your palms splayed over his bare chest, sweat slicking and running in bullets between your heated bodies.

“Haru—Jesus, fuck—slow down!”

He doesn’t heed you, not when your body contradicts your words and he finds your pussy drooling on his cock; rings of cream already forming on the base of his length.

“This’ll teach you to fuck around with me,” he snarls and practically grips your hips in a bruising hold to fuck into you like you were some cheap cocksleeve.

“Ngh—oh God, oh God—”

“No God, baby,” he grunted, those fiery ice-blue eyes and scarred lips stretched into a smile exacerbating his unhinged countenance. “Just me.”

The sound of your pussy squelching has him higher than the strongest drugs and he tightens his grip on you, about to fucking blow and leave you unfulfilled when you whimper, “Wanna cum, Daddy.”

His thrusts falter, and the grip you have in his pink hair is far too tight, almost prickling his scalp but it’s second to the flutter of your cunt when you utter those words again. Daddy. Daddy, fuck me.

Sanzu doesn’t allow himself to think twice before your dulcet moans and you—his sweet, pure-as-the-first-snow girlfriend—send him over the edge of control for the first time in his barely-constricted life.

➫ Sano Manjiro

As the head of Bonten, Mikey constantly has to put on a facade that he is unaffected—with the unbearable weight of his men’s safety and an empire on his shoulders, he was not afforded the respite to even falter.

A shootout? He’s barely fazed. A man waving a gun in his face? He would be dead in a second, anyway, so it wouldn’t matter.

Shelf it, compartmentalize and only run over it at a convenient time—that was how he conducted things in his mind. Well, until he found you asleep in bed in nothing but his shirt on.

Needless to say, Mikey had your knees hooked to your ears, his cock thrusting into you with the same languidness that his gaze held as it traversed over your wet cheeks. His first thought was that you were such a pathetic little thing with only his cock on your mind—otherwise, why would you tempt him like this?

The second thought?

“Daddy—you’re—nnghhh—so deep in me.” You hiccup and use your free hand to touch your lower belly, the other intertwined with his. “Can feel you here.”

… what was his second thought?

Mikey doesn’t know nor does he care; not when a grin breaks free from his slate-like expression at your sweet whimpers.

Falter he did, but to hear that mind-breaking word slip from your intumescent lips again? For once, he welcomes those dark impulses that are now intertwined with lust.

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