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jsyk meat turning brown doesn’t usually mean it’s gone bad, just that some of the blood in the meat has oxidized. as long as it’s been refrigerated and isn’t like moldy or stinky it should be fine
OH THANK G-D
beef stew party back on
#the q&a#the complexities of food intrigue me…#and dumbfound me…#i splurged on spensive horsey sauce today bc its good w the beef from stews… horsey party back on too
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trying to move out of my abusive transphobic parents house!
found out todat my parents are MUCH more transphobic than i thought & forced me to out myself,
if you could help me thru kofi i would appreciate it!
i have abt 800$ right now ineed to save at least 2,000$ more before ican really get out!
#reallyy kindof embarassed tomake this post but#what happened today left me dumbfounded#came outof nowhere and#yeah#please commission or donatw if you can or share#commissions#commissions open#drawing#kofi commissions#artist on kofi
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for the low, low price of $39.99, you too can simulate the experience of terminal illness in The Sims 4!!
#i had to stop the trailer at 30 seconds in because i was losing my absolute mind#$40#FOURTY. DOLLARS.#FOR TRAUMA#AM I OVERREACTING HERE?#like bro just download the life tragedies mod or smth it's silly as fuck but at least it isnt THIS#EA has left me dumbfounded#the sims 4#sims 4 life and death#this is so funny im sorry#oh and dont get me wrong there is other stuff that looks cute in the trailer#but the PRICE makes it so unintentionally hilarious#all this shit shouldve been base game anyway
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Barbarian!Bakugo is a little bit… obsessed with lactation.
No, it’s not a new concept to him—he’s seen mothers feeding their children before, in fact, hardly ever put a thought to it.
But now that it’s you, now that it’s his child… it’s interesting to him. Beyond interesting, really. That someone he loves and desires so carnally can provide an almost irreplaceable service, one he is incapable of replicating despite how much he wants to provide for the both of you.
And he’d want to be present for most feedings anyway, both to bond and help ease the parenting load off your shoulders… but the whole time, he can’t take his eyes off your chest, where the little one is latched so safely and happy, suckling away as he stares in a protective haze, in awe. Blinking when baby blinks, wincing when you wince, his hands balling into fists when you sigh and the soft fat of your bosom jiggles.
He’s shy, though. Shy to admit his fascination despite how he asks to touch you one night, after the babe has been fed, swaddled and put to rest, and then rubs his fingers so gently against your nipple it starts to leak.
Bakugo looks at you under thick lashes, no blush because he’s seen you naked endless times, was there for the birth, but hesitant, almost… to do more than feel your raw areola underneath the rough pads of his fingertips. Even if, no sooner, does he put a thumb into his mouth to taste the few, silken drops of milk that escaped onto his skin.
Baby always eats first, of course, until plump and sleepy… but after that first touch, barbarian!Bakugo is no longer above licking up what’s left for him until your tits are relaxed and soft, then massaging you til there’s milk in abundance once more.
#bakugo#bakugou x reader#I wrote something similar to this before but I didn’t actually write the#toddy s*cking#but I also can’t really remember what I said#and also this isn’t very descriptive#so 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️#anyway it just makes me laugh to think of this big honking beast of a man to be staring at u all dumbfounded/concentrated#when ur nursing his kid#I wish there were emojis to describe the face I’m imagining 😐😲😠 combined#but he’s just so… intriqued#even if he knew that’s how it worked it’s like#that’s my wife……… my baby mama……#😳#esp cuz he’s always hunting he’s upset he can’t do more to help feed babba except keep u company#he’s so used to doing more#stick him with loin cloth duty LMDAOOOO KIDDING#anyway ugh have a brand new phone charger that keeps doing the unpluggy thing#might need to get that fixed#also my cat just took a fat sh*t and I can smell it#LOL I’m so tired#hope this was … tolerable!!!#caitie post#tw:lactation#fem reader#kids tw
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all this time i assumed anti trials of apollo people are just, you know, a small online community, and people dont actually judge a book without reading it, and hey its not like i ll meet some "jason's character is boring" or some "trials of apollo is shit because jason died" person in real life, right? well. guess what. the person sitting behind me in class. is anti trials of apollo. and its taking me all my willpower to not present a 5 part essay on why trials of apollo is the best.
#no because me and my friend were talking about rereading toa and they just popped in only to say#that while they havent read toa#the series is absolutely bad#and im just there like “you havent even read it how can you base your opinions on it”#and they reply “because jason died”#i was so dumbfounded like damn such people actually exist???????#toa#trials of apollo#jason grace
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The Party: Get your stuff and get out!
Raphael: As you wish!
Raphael: *picks up the crown of Karsus and Tav and walks out*
#bg3#Raphael#Raphael x Tav#what do you mean Tav wasn't part of the deal?#slander and lies I hear#the Party is too dumbfounded to react at first#then they all yell in unison and try to find a portal to the hells#incorrect quotes#my quotes#sometimes i think i'm funny#don't mind me
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'tumblr if you snipe the quality of another post of mine im going to break into your cellar and ruin all of your wine' translation: click for better quality
80's version
#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#ryu ga gotoku 7#yakuza series#yakuza 7#masato arakawa#masumi arakawa#jo sawashiro#snap sketches#almost finished the line art of this during stream but had to run before i could complete it !!!! sad !!!!#anyway. this was supposed to look sillier- or at least jo and arakawa were supposed to look dumbfounded#idfk what happened during sketching for me to change it but this isnt terrible either i dont think. s'alright#ill mourn that alternate version tho... i wanted the vibe of a gag manga if we know what i mean#but again This Is Fine. i also havent drawn in about ten days so i should post SOMETHING to remind people i draw LMAO#maybe if i make an 80's Version of this i can go with that idea... hm....... might fit better too... we'll have to see don't quote me#you CAN throw a brick into my inbox and say you'd like to see that tho. if you want.#anyways im done looking at this i need to be consumed with existential dread again byyyyye
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“I spent much of my life guarding my heart. I guarded it so well that I could behave as though I didn’t have one at all. Even now, it is a shabby, worm-eaten, and scabrous thing. But it is yours.”
- Cardan Greenbriar, The Queen of Nothing
#cardan greenbriar everyone#excuse me whilst I pass away#we love cardan#cardan#the cruel prince cardan#cardan greenbriar#prince cardan#high king cardan#my girl was left dumbfounded#cant blame her#hes so real#cardan ily#the cruel prince#he really said#books#bookish#booklr#good luck jude#jude#jude duarte#cardan ily jude greenbriar#jude you love me? duarte#omg i love this#tfota#tfota series#the queen of nothing#brace yourselves#proud of him#the folk of the air#high king of elfhame
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did etsy just call me gay
#ignore the gortash shirt.#long story. dont want to talk about it.#this was from earlier but im still so dumbfounded over it#why would you just say that to me etsy#why is the world out to get me /j#bob talks
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i cannot Stand this bitch (<- my father saying amatonormative bullshit about his coworker Who Wears A Fucking Ace Pin)
#me whispering frantically standing in the kitchen w my sibling as hes Talking: i cant stand allos!!!!! i cant Stand allo people!!!!!!#LITERALLY bc said coworker refused to give someone their number when asked and when pressed said 'im not interested in dating' HELOO !!!!!!#im more dumbfounded than anything!!!! like do you hear yourself. are you stupid on purpose
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dude in my lecture turned around to argue with me after overhearing me make a joke about “not going into medicine bc i can’t stand the sight of blood”
he felt it was of utmost importance that i know there are medical jobs where you don’t see blood and “just didn’t understand not going into medicine bc of a fear of blood”
dude
i don’t know you??
#why do ppl keep inviting themselves to my convos#i don’t talk loudly#i’m not even saying egregiously stupid things#bro it was a joke relax#he rlly thought#i somehow got to my 3rd year in college as a neuroscience major#and never knew their were positions in medicine that didn’t involve wounds#perhaps i was. idk. joking with my friend#if he had simply been excited to tell me smth he cared about#awesome!! im actually chill with that#but bro entered the conversation like he was dumbfounded by my idiocy#i wasn’t even mad exactly#just so confused about why tf he decided to do that#and why ppl do this to me#are other ppl experiencing this#do random strangers randomly interrupt u to make the convo about themselves#is this a thing?#is this what we’re doing?#i literally wouldn’t care if they brought any other energy#but they enter with this smugness#that activates my fight or flight#i’ll tell u that ur the most genius special boy to ever be#just please stop talking to me
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the way white women categorically and repeatedly vote against their own best interests in every election gets more baffling with each passing year
their commitment to upholding the structures of power that grant them privilege over any other demographic of women is just sickening
their whiteness is always the deciding factor in how they view themselves in the world and their importance– they are ALWAYS white first > women second
the way it’s become more and more clear that they would take away their own right to vote, just so women of colour didn’t have one
how do you actually look in the mirror and reckon with any of that
i’m saying this with my entire chest: go fuck yourselves
#white privilege#us politics#the rise of tradfem content on sm - those she’s a girls girl posts - i’m just a girl uwu viral trend#it all leads right back here#putting themselves at the forefront to live a life of servitude to the patrilineal society the treats them as second class citizens#look i’m just saying what much smarter women have said before me#i’m just a white girl who lives half way across the world#you don’t listen to woc or poc so maybe you’ll listen to this#i’m just dumbfounded and struggling to find the words#i’m going to be sick#d stuff
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because the day seems fitting i wanna share with you all that my uni friend watched 15 seasons of supernatural this year for the first time and never picked up on that thing going on between dean and cas ONCE. i had to awkwardly ask about it and she was confused what i meant. it was weird
#i also didnt understand why you would watch 15 seasons of spn for the first time in 2024 but thats a whole other thing#i couldnt imagine being this straight. or maybe it's just because she hasnt spent over a decade on tumblr but she left me dumbfounded
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i'm really thankful that the hunger games subreddit liked my katniss art (got 1.5k upvotes so far!) but what the fuck?
??? why did i get downvoted for this??? katniss is literally described as olive-skinned??? and automatically makes her darker compared to the pale skinned merchant class people like peeta??? huh???
moderate or lighter tan or brownish skin; tan, brown, cream, greenish, yellowish, or golden undertones
😐 literally what???
#artists on tumblr#katniss everdeen#hunger games#cateluna.txt#i don't even know what else to tag with this i'm just. dumbfounded at how ridiculous this is.#i'm literally just following the book description why are you booing me lmfao#this is so fucking bizarre im crying
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can i come over and look at you like this
#their dynamic is so so so funny like. what#what do you mean you want him so bad but hes your boss but youre his caretaker. where am i#hes so much stronger than me i wouldve gone crazy or killed myself by that point#every time i think about them im just like dumbfounded#are you really gay until youre waiting on him hand and foot and sticking by him even as hes actively antagonising ppl#christ alive#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#the simpsons#mr smithers#waylon smithers
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I saw Don's tweet about how the Chucky franchise prioritizes story continuity, and I'm just like
Is the continuity in the room with us right now?
#chucky#chucky tv series#color me dumbfounded lol#like i guess in a way it does but not without a million plot holes and major backtracking#and characters getting sidelined like crazy
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