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Transcript:

Oscar: Thanks for the sofa. Noah: Joke’s on you, Juniper threw up on it. Oscar: [laughs] Eh.

Noah: Is there anything else you need? It’s not like you had any baby stuff tucked away in storage. Oscar: It’s fine, I sold a few things. Noah: I just want to help.

Oscar: [sighs] I could do with a new laptop, for work n’ stuff; I should have time to find something legit now. Noah: Did something happen? Oscar: We took a bit of a gamble n’ asked some dancers to report Lucie’s for trafficking.. back up all those rumours, y’know?

Noah: Isn’t that dangerous? Oscar: Not if the IRS start poking around, hopefully it’ll close soon. Noah: Oh, that’d be.. good?

Oscar: It won’t be long until someone connects all these dots. Which is good, but-.. I don’t know, I feel like I oughta have a lawyer on standby in case someone comes knocking. Noah: I could pay-…

Oscar: Nah, I don’t mind saving some dirty money for that. I’ll pay you back for the other stuff though. Noah: You don’t have to, they’re gifts. Oscar: Pfft, how ‘bout a free babysitter then?

Noah: Today? Oscar: [chuckles] If you want? Noah: All those errands pile up fast.

Oscar: Sure, we don’t have any plans. Noah: Just for a few hours, she’s-… Oscar: She’ll be fine, take as long as you want.

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Oscar: Ohh, thank you! I love being kicked in the face! Juniper: [coos excitedly] Courtney: Awh-.. this little guy needs to hurry the fuck up.

Oscar: [gasps] Watch your profanity! Courtney: [groans] I want this~ Oscar: Any day now.

Courtney: Told you he wouldn’t come out on time. Oscar: Went n’ made it too cosy in there, didn’t ya? Courtney: [tuts] Such bullpoop.