#and condoms i guess
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Husk probably doesn't know what that means😗💦
#angel dust#huskerdust#hazbin hotel#husk#someone was a little weird about the condom wrappers in my previous HuskerDust so i guess they'll stop using them 😥/j
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10 minute power hour patreon extras - s3e4 - “history of the challenge”
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“no, francesca.”
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(not entirely sfw)
#10mph#10 minute power hour#game grumps#arin hanson#dan avidan#having a bad week irl? time to post a ton of clips from my comfort episode!#10mph s3e4#i feel arin on a spiritual level here#i’m so sad all of the condom stuff got pulled from the yt vid#guess the answer to dan’s question was ‘no’
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god i don’t usually do this, both out of principle & i like to know people better before anything horny. but your blog has me so wet that i’d glady spread my legs for you. i can’t stop thinking of having my head pushed into the pillow by you as you fuck my cunt hard and fast, and then breed me.
and because i’m such a horny slut i’d be wanting to have another round of it as soon as you were able & willing to do so
My favourite positions are all from the back. It's just so easy to switch between putting my weight on your shoulders, pushing your head down with my hand, standing up on the bed and pulling your ass up to see your back arch…
And of course I would breed you. I want to make sure you get worried about it after I'm done.
#anyone wanna guess how long it's been since i used a condom?#hint: i've rawed like four dykes in that time
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sex ed teachers hate to see me coming
#take a wild fucking guess on what this is#i am apparently safe sex's worst nightmare#please wrap your junk people we do not want babies or stds here#kenny is NOT dying of syphilis on this one#but you might so wear condoms plz and thankyou#rough draft#might read different later#dream-dreams#south park x reader#kenny mccormick x reader
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Things that made me crack up at the Liverpool Beatles Museum
Part 1--Pete and Paul getting deported from Hamburg
This was just hilarious dramatic. Also lol at the mom taking a picture of her son standing in this area.
Oh yes, they *had* to start a small fire to see. And hmm what was it exactly you lit on fire?
Paul's letter he sent to be allowed to go back to play in Hamburg after he was deported.
#The pete best spin that was put on this museum made me laugh at loud#like yeah i guess it's your family who runs it so you can say whatever you want#but come on the condom on fire is a much better story!#more to come#it was a bit of a beatles summer#and i was going to do a wrap up of all my beatley things but i'm too lazy so it will come in bits when the mood strikes me#also as muzak pointed out the plaques that went with the items were also often worded in hilarious ways#liverpool beatles museum#the beatles#paul mccartney#pete best
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working on a gifset and can i just say phia saban the ACTRESS THAT YOU ARE:
the sharp fucking turn when he's like wubuwbwu its a lieeee, the withering looks she gave him. it was excellent.
#tbd#anti helaemond#i guess sorry lol#full offence but i would just throw myself into the godseye if helaena looked at me like that#anyway listen the show is trash and yeah x sucks and y sucks but like i know she channelled all the energy for this one#l'm so bitter about like the lack of helaegon and even saltier bc tom and phia tried to get scenes#they fucked like the worst moment of these two chars lives and didn't even let them share in a loss that only the two of them could fathom#but man i felt it here she was channelling it here ok that's all i can say#it was sooooo you come onto my balcony after you tried to kill my husband and now u try to lie to meee????#will anything come of this? no because condom and hiss are trash but like i am sorryyyyy for enjoying this but i'm not#it's all nonsense but i'm willing to take my CRUMB!!!#but yeah like to be clear: it's frustrating that she's relegated to this no taste for flying shit and i hate it so much#genuinely a disgusting thing to throw in there for a char who canonically loved nothing more than flying on her fucking dragon#bc if they are so determined for her to not wanna burn people there is literally everything to gain and nothing to lose#by having her fly around on dreamfyre just as a show of strength or scouting or anything#and faux feminist sara piss i'll never forgive you for your gross writing#like fucking hate show clownmond so much but like yeah she is his only option i agree#but i'm just going to enjoy this in isolation bc it was so cathartic after rr and a*mond continued to torture a fucking bedridden aegon#and an entire season of his fam treating him like shit#hotd spoilers
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does anyone else accidentally stare at boxes of condoms for several minutes trying to figure out what they are every time they find them in stores. or is that just me
#like okay comfort king ultra thin stretchmaster sorry i didn't know you were a condom#rumpelstiltskin ass branding. no i do not want to solve a riddle and guess your name please let me shop#this is not a one time thing btw#i look at a random square box and everyone goes haha sammy you're a little freak and i go NOOOOOOO FUCK NOT AGAIN#asexual#me irl#sighs
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God Victoria Argent’s clear hatred for weed when she’s trying to kill Scott is so funny to me
Like m’am I think you have more important things to worry about then marijuana
#teen wolf#Also that entire plot line is insane#She hits Scott with her car for the crime of#*checks notes*#Maybe fucking her daughter#She didn’t even get confirmation on that she heard the word condoms and was like#Welp#time to threaten him with pencils and if that doesn’t work I’ll just kill him I guess
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I look away from my phone in embarrassment every time I'm forced to read the word member in reference to dick
#prick is my fav its so idk yall idk#dick is good its universal she does a lot for a story#cock is fine#im waiting for it to be great#sometimes it makes me giggle#last on the list we have penis which should never be used unless we're reading a fucking medical textbook#i guess maybe length?? i use that sometimes but only as filler cause ive said prick cock dick too much#....do yall even care im sharing my most personal opinions??#my feelings are as raw as rafebarry fckin#(rafe hates condoms)
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For the Love of Safe Sex (pt. 31)
#for the love of safe sex#share the goods with your siblings#it's best to be prepared at all times#even if your bf feels you up and runs away right in the middle of it#I mean... please go pee if you need to#but also... RIGHT NOW?!#live in love#thai ql#thai bl#thai series#my shit
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wELP. one of my main sims is pregnant by their prev bd and im shoooook to my core bc girl when
#like when did yall fuck#given#i had her one night standing hella niggas including her bd#but i guess he said baby we fuckin raw#i couldve sworn they used a condom though#anywho#toriatalks
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Short Striped Hoodie
These are all you get for screenshots as I'm working on rebuilding my mods and saves folders, including screenshots, and I made this hoodie for this specific look for Jack, so. Zombie look. The blood isn't included, it's just a hoodie tshirt thing. It's from this music video.
Making the most out of what I have. Base was from Seasons so you need that pack. You probably should anyway. I don't make things without a specific purpose for me.
SimFileShare
#sims 4#sims 4 cc#the sims 4#ts4 cc#the sims cc#ts4#sims 4 cas#ts4 cas#cas#top#jack barakat#anyway I spent the last two days on files I am so tired I just wanna play again and redo things#everything I lost involved playing as Jack and my god does he run into a lot of turmoil#this not included as he was fine#I also made Alex something too in that last one but I need to remake it#i still have the textures and gimp files so whatever#trivial#I also need to share those pony toys some day but I have like 400+#you guys want 400+ pony toys for your manchild Sims?#just text 69696 with the word 'pony' and you get a ringtone#oh and i upload 400+ files i guess#geekcon is fun but the romance festival is where it's really at#love going to it and just letting random sims get all up on him#most of his neighbors have some romance with him now#and many other sims too#is that a box of condoms#it probably is
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Johnnies stored in the archives at all times.
#( FACTS. )#me; an american: 'johnnies' is a term for condoms over there right????#google: yes johnnies is a term for condoms over there#me: COOL I GUESS I JUST HAD THAT FACT RANDOMLY IN MY HEAD THAT'S FUN
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my family always decides to go to the beach when i physically can not go into the water
#im debating whether to go tomorrow bc on one hand literally what am i going to do besides sit there and bask in the sub#i mean i guess i could read#and nap#and put my feet in the water idk#but again on the other hand i kind of feel bad for my little brother for playing by himself#i mean like me and my older brother played by ourselves all the time#but i think my little brother is also lonely so i feel bad#ill probably end up going#ive been listening to podcasts so hopefully i can like? listen to it at the beach?#the veach we go to has such shit service man#but yeah i do have a giant stack of books ive been planning on reading#and downloaded songs that dont need service to listen to#depending on if i fucking wake up on time since its fucking 1 am rn#michi tag#another con of going to the beach besides boredom is that my little brother starts bullying me for not going into the water#hes like oh are you chicken? scared of the water? and starts making chicken noises you know#like an annoying little brother does#and i cant straight up tell him its bc i am actively bleeding bc despite him almost being a middle schooler im fairly sure the school didnt#give the fifth graders like sex ed?#im not sure if WE got sex ed but we got like. puberty ed#does that make sense. they separated the boys and girls and showed us the exact same movie/documentary so isk why they separated us#and its like these are the changes going to happen to your body :) and a crash course onto all that#i dont think it actually went into sec but it didnt matter i knew abt it anyways at a horrified seven years old#imagine sitting at the dinner table and youre not paying attention and then suddenly your dad grabbed a condom and your mom grabbed a banana#and theyre giving your brother (and also you) the sex talk and youre sitting there like literally what the fuck are you talking about?#i remember staring at that banana like that poor banana??? like i heard what they were saying but my brain was like ???? ok i guess and just#shoved it into the useless information i know section 😭#and then when i actually had sex ed in school i would just periodically go oh yeah i remmeber that#ANYWYAS my point is my little brother doesnt know abt periods i think and i cant straight up tell him abt it and im mad#i daydream about going its cuz im on my period and direction him to my parents when he asks so they can deal with the fallout
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once again, mlm stories written by and for cishet women are so lesbian porn for cishet men, but at least they're aesthetically pleasing
#listen i'm not judging i am watching this show and enjoying it a lot!#but it is very fun to see the fantasizes of these women#i guess I can't say much cause i was about to compare it to brokeback mountain and i don't know if that was written by a woman#nvm it was lol#but yeah the typical ''i'm having sex with a man for the first time#i'm never done this before. this is so new to me#but yeah lemme bottom and use no lube. we fuck like MEN''#ahfnjsng#obviously condoms weren't even considered here... what for huh?#oh well... that's the one thing i will always have to ignore lol#except when they skip the sex scene and to prove it happened you get a shot of a condom package open on the nightstand#at least you know they were safe lol#anyways... i'm annoyed a lil bit#angel talks
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thinking about the fact that klaus keeps his drugs in a little unicorn purse along with *checks notes* senior citizen bus passes, a video store membership card, multiple business cards from multiple different attorneys, a pawn card, and a purple snakeskin wallet.
#and not to Go Off but this is why s1 will always be better than any of the other seasons#like in s3 when they all pulled out whatever was in their pockets and klaus just pulled out a bunch of condoms#like idk it was funny i guess but like. THIS IS SO MUCH MORE KLAUS#the fucking SENIOR BUS PASS#the attorney business cards!!!!!#i'm actually so upset i missed the props auction LMAO i absolutely would have bid on this stupid fucking unicorn i love it so much
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