#and condoms i guess
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rukanthevampirequeen · 3 months ago
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Husk probably doesn't know what that means😗💦
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vaguelylikeabutt · 5 months ago
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10 minute power hour patreon extras - s3e4 - “history of the challenge”
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“no, francesca.”
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(not entirely sfw)
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cis-hunting-trans-girl · 2 months ago
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god i don’t usually do this, both out of principle & i like to know people better before anything horny. but your blog has me so wet that i’d glady spread my legs for you. i can’t stop thinking of having my head pushed into the pillow by you as you fuck my cunt hard and fast, and then breed me.
and because i’m such a horny slut i’d be wanting to have another round of it as soon as you were able & willing to do so
My favourite positions are all from the back. It's just so easy to switch between putting my weight on your shoulders, pushing your head down with my hand, standing up on the bed and pulling your ass up to see your back arch…
And of course I would breed you. I want to make sure you get worried about it after I'm done.
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dreamsofbroflovski · 1 month ago
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sex ed teachers hate to see me coming
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theoldmixer · 1 year ago
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Things that made me crack up at the Liverpool Beatles Museum
Part 1--Pete and Paul getting deported from Hamburg
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This was just hilarious dramatic. Also lol at the mom taking a picture of her son standing in this area.
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Oh yes, they *had* to start a small fire to see. And hmm what was it exactly you lit on fire?
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Paul's letter he sent to be allowed to go back to play in Hamburg after he was deported.
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ayrennaranaaldmeri · 5 months ago
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working on a gifset and can i just say phia saban the ACTRESS THAT YOU ARE:
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the sharp fucking turn when he's like wubuwbwu its a lieeee, the withering looks she gave him. it was excellent.
#tbd#anti helaemond#i guess sorry lol#full offence but i would just throw myself into the godseye if helaena looked at me like that#anyway listen the show is trash and yeah x sucks and y sucks but like i know she channelled all the energy for this one#l'm so bitter about like the lack of helaegon and even saltier bc tom and phia tried to get scenes#they fucked like the worst moment of these two chars lives and didn't even let them share in a loss that only the two of them could fathom#but man i felt it here she was channelling it here ok that's all i can say#it was sooooo you come onto my balcony after you tried to kill my husband and now u try to lie to meee????#will anything come of this? no because condom and hiss are trash but like i am sorryyyyy for enjoying this but i'm not#it's all nonsense but i'm willing to take my CRUMB!!!#but yeah like to be clear: it's frustrating that she's relegated to this no taste for flying shit and i hate it so much#genuinely a disgusting thing to throw in there for a char who canonically loved nothing more than flying on her fucking dragon#bc if they are so determined for her to not wanna burn people there is literally everything to gain and nothing to lose#by having her fly around on dreamfyre just as a show of strength or scouting or anything#and faux feminist sara piss i'll never forgive you for your gross writing#like fucking hate show clownmond so much but like yeah she is his only option i agree#but i'm just going to enjoy this in isolation bc it was so cathartic after rr and a*mond continued to torture a fucking bedridden aegon#and an entire season of his fam treating him like shit#hotd spoilers
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clavidy · 5 months ago
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does anyone else accidentally stare at boxes of condoms for several minutes trying to figure out what they are every time they find them in stores. or is that just me
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crushed-oranged-angered · 6 months ago
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God Victoria Argent’s clear hatred for weed when she’s trying to kill Scott is so funny to me
Like m’am I think you have more important things to worry about then marijuana
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keyh0use · 9 months ago
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I look away from my phone in embarrassment every time I'm forced to read the word member in reference to dick
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becauseimanicequeen · 3 months ago
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For the Love of Safe Sex (pt. 31)
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toriagamez · 7 months ago
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wELP. one of my main sims is pregnant by their prev bd and im shoooook to my core bc girl when
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lightningzbolt · 5 months ago
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Short Striped Hoodie
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These are all you get for screenshots as I'm working on rebuilding my mods and saves folders, including screenshots, and I made this hoodie for this specific look for Jack, so. Zombie look. The blood isn't included, it's just a hoodie tshirt thing. It's from this music video.
Making the most out of what I have. Base was from Seasons so you need that pack. You probably should anyway. I don't make things without a specific purpose for me.
SimFileShare
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potentialgot · 5 months ago
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Johnnies stored in the archives at all times.
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sherlock-is-ace · 9 months ago
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once again, mlm stories written by and for cishet women are so lesbian porn for cishet men, but at least they're aesthetically pleasing
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theseancekid · 10 months ago
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thinking about the fact that klaus keeps his drugs in a little unicorn purse along with *checks notes* senior citizen bus passes, a video store membership card, multiple business cards from multiple different attorneys, a pawn card, and a purple snakeskin wallet.
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dykeofmisfortune · 11 months ago
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i want to make a poll asking about if lesbians who have had sex with other women have ever even used dental dams and then included an option like "ive never had sex" but i feel like it would be really biased in that option
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