#and built like a fucking tank

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 296

Through a series of miscommunication, the League is now under the impression that Batman, strange cryptid that he is, may or may not have given birth to the other vigilantes running around in Gotham. This was not helped by Bruce referring to all of his children, no matter how big they get, as his babies. Nor was it helped by Red Robin, in the middle of a narcolepsy-fueled imminent crash, mentioned how he had no mother. 

It also doesn’t help that no one is aware that they are in fact completely normal people, and not aspects of Gotham itself brought to life. Though really that’s on the bats themselves, because at this point they should at least count as undead. 

[emotional-piece-of-meat]

I really love the concept of Bruce calling his grown ass children babies, but let me introduce to you:

Alfred Pennyworth who looks at his huge, ripped middle-aged adopted son, wearing heavy, Kevlar armour, who looks like a giant bat and has been fighting criminals for about twenty years in one of the most dangerous cities, and thinks "baby".

[thatneoncrisis]

bitching about the gtn cover is a classic pasttime on this website and as a guy who has butch lover goggles on i Do think gideon should be beefier for my own selfish reasons. however. disregarding any arguments about her nutrition and the generally suboptimal conditions of the ninth and if her god genes would overpower this. we must all remember she is just 18. im not saying this in a judging way i mean literally she is 18 years old and spends a lot of time burning the calories she just put in her body. she has plenty of time to bulk up. we cannot begin to imagine how hypothetically stacked she could be in her late 20s when her metabolism finally slows down, let alone her mid 30s. youve gotta let her cook a little bit longer. hold my hand. imagine a beautiful world with me where she eats a hamburger and also has smile lines

[kyuziipon]

Kirishima and bakugo being gay aka fork spotted in the kitchen ig

[ladamedusoif]

I’m probably the strange one here (what a surprise) but it is fundamentally weird, though very revealing, to me how often I’ve seen “He’s so DIFFERENT now! I’m so happy for him!” as a reaction to those most recent P/gym pap shots.

What the hell is that about?!*

*oh right yeah it’s about the equivalence of a specific and highly controlled type of body with “happiness” as opposed to “something you’re told to do for a role”, I forgot. Stupid me.

**also maybe even saying this about or to someone you know personally, without prompting, is weird?

[sometimesanequine]

8.6.2024

[whimsyvixen]

Hey, what do you think about this guy? His neck is wider than his beard and I think that's incredibly sexy of him.

He's a fucking DADDY

I was betting all my money on him when he fought against Apollo.

[bexisanidiot]

Sometimes I forget that Bee and Ocelot had some beef with each other, and I don't fully know why😭

It might be because Ocelot can't manipulate her or really convince her to do anything for him, and he can only get a reaction out of her by mentioning something of her past to her face. She hates and tries to hide her last, and Ocelot is reminding her of it every chance he can get like an asshole.

I can also imagine Ocelot is actually terrified of Bee bc he pulled something about Mantis or/and her kids, and she damn near snapped his neck with one hand. I'd be fucking terrified too

Ah yes Ocelot. Please do threaten the 7'3 (7'5 in her boots) woman who's biceps and hands are bigger than your fucking head and is also insanely strong. Let's see how that goes you dumbass😭

[to-the-batcomputer]

why is the public perception of batman irl that he's actually just bruce wayne. that he's actually just some rich idiot who throws his money at problems and that's it

[wehaveagathering]

PHL @ EDM 1.2.24 || mattias ekholm you will not see heaven

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

I ain't never drawing Rangi in her damn armor ever again. This this bitch is getting TOotWTT from now on TT0TT

[l00k4tm4m45c415]

Heather Darling

[itsbrucey]

Something to maybe elaborate on in the morning but all the dad's have some degree of dadbod. Henry is the thinnest, then Glenn, Ron/Jodie, and Darryl.

Glenn only gets abs during his anime timeskip prison workout arc but prior to that he had a fairly stomach gut. Henry has a bit of paunch that you would notice if he was tucking his shirt too tight. It's very important. To me.

Also a headcanon that Ron brags about having more of a dadbod than Henry and Glenn bc " it makes him more of a dad!"

Darryl is built like a bear. Big. Wide. Tall. Thick. Fat Bastard and I love him he's built like a DAD

[qeyond]

I strongly support all of these "Death Note characters as animals" posts and they're so well done!! but the lack of bobtail representation is very u_u

Making B an American Bobtail so he can go crazy stupid, yell forever, be incredibly hardy, built like a tower, and be completely bone-less on the floor at any given point.

[ayakashibackstreet]

Tbh it's really funny that I went to my first con after like 6 years and twisted my ankle while attempting to dance

But also absolutely insane for me to go sightseeing afterwards, and then go and defend my master's thesis the next day. btw it doesn't even really hurt anymore. I'm at work rn, too busy to give a shit lol

[chantryexplosion]

found this in my screenshots why's this so funny he's just laying there ,, guys do you think he's dead. seems pretty dead to me. alright pack it up

*cue 3 years later*