#and buddy i am so fucking excited. im never gonna be normal again do you hear me

[thevalleyoftriumph]

apologizing in advance for the person im going to become when ava11 drops this weekend

[dailyautophagy]

i got so many shirts from thred up FOR CHEAP im very excited

i just destroy them all at work anyway like i hate paying full price for shit

I have to do a ramble cause i shake when i write in a real journal lol typical with thumbs just easier

i asked the girl Bridgette Schultz what buddy was sending her money for and the most she said was “to be nice” and then requested $100 for screen shots which i laughed at - like what kind of whore women exist out there lol she’s ugly and her teeth are meth looking fr and she don’t really post shit on fb or ig so i assume she was just buying drugs like …. lol i said block that creature or i talk to nick again and he did supposedly so we will see

More so a concern than that thought was his insistence that he needed to keep dming an 18 year old. He’s 34. I called him a pedophile until he straight up said “apparently I can’t dm an 18 year old” to her lol maybe it’ll click

I will probably end up having to sell this house because i know he will never help fix it.

And i know i will never put him on the deed.

I might be retarded but I’m not that dumb. Dude is a loser and a user, and not to be rude but his mother was …. Similar? Like she met his dad and knew her had a daughter already and custody of said daughter still got pregnant by him after MONTHS of knowing him, and then kept getting pregnant - to avoid working I assume lol - cause then she just like watched the kids on the block I believe - and she is also dead - like mine - all dead mothers over here - but i know if she was alive i would never be with his clown. And that’s …I didn’t realize it wasn’t a good thing to not have a mother-in-law lol like I assumed it would be a pro, avoid the headache of a mother in law / but that would’ve been the biggest and most useful information but also like i never woulda met this guy probably lol

He used to look like Evan peters and i was a fan of that guy since our YOUTHS so I think im just a shallow idiot and this is what I get

My mother is half me so when I’m talking to myself and I’m saying shit that sounds like her im like thanks mom

And i know she loved me so fucking much

And i know she at some point loved my dad so fucking much

But she like never … imma be rude at my own mother for a moment now lol she never like did sex the way he wanted apparently?? She was talking about divorcing him after finding like a porn picture on his iPad lol and i was like mother do you guys even touch and she told me that he preferred to just be next to her and touch titties and jerk off which is not a normal mother daughter talk but she wasn’t gonna talk to anyone else lol and literally i was like is your pussy not good wtf lol because i drank a lot like so much my face would do weird shit paralysis type shit

I haven’t grown up that much. I drank many beers and snooped his phone (that’s how I found the $$ sent to - which felt warranted after the hiding DMs with an 18 year old - and they didn’t exchange nudes just selfies lol but still, groomers are not welcome here. Told him her brain will be fully developed in 7 years maybe he can fuck with her then lol

Like what the fuck does he think he’s doing honestly

I’m not doing or giving him anything I have nothing else to take away like lol

My body my choice and im choosing not to let a lying fuckboy touch it.

And he can pay extra for weed since he won’t be sending $250 to some other female every month

Like he was taking really yelling at me about getting g a dumpster and I kept saying I didn’t have the money but you know you woulda lol him lol if he wasn’t giving it to a fucking junkie

Like I can’t even call her a whore I don’t think anyone wants to touch her honestly

They’re similar, based on the conversation I had with her.

Like what am I supposed to do with this faggot now lol just take his money and ignore him? Bet. Imma ask for extra too since evidently that’s all this other girl had to do. 🙄

If he died in his sleep I wouldn’t be upset at this point. I’m sure id cry but like …… that’s not my human so I don’t really care anymore.

I do deserve better lol not even like Viking better just like …not a lying scumbag? A creep? Like I do remember being 17 working at petsmart and there was a 30something year old dude who worked with us and we went to Starbucks often cause it was right next door and I at that time did not know that was no bueno lol but I do now - and he never hit on me even though I think I was flirty - that wasn’t the case with Izzy and Fran lol it’s escape RP they can play together I could give a fuck but why you need to DM an 18 year old sir? For real?

🤦🏼‍♀️

I cried and yelled a lot yesterday, and then I drank a lot of beers. And then I sent myself a bunch of screen shots from his new phone - oh yeah, I let him use my credit card to get a new phone yesterday while I was at work. So that’s mostly why he has to stay here and pay me the fuck back for that or I will actually lose my shit. Like I never thought id go back to the “im gonna end up In Jail For Murder” mentality but here we are

Like how fucking dare you

Pathetic and disgusting and I don’t think we come back from this actually

Like he doesn’t deserve me at all

He deserves the crackwhore looking ginger he was sending money to honestly lol they seem like the same flavor of white trash

To be honest I’ve never felt taken care of at all by him. Tim took care of me (6 year relationship end 2015-mid2021) then this clown failed to despite my father JUST dying and then Nick took care of me :( I just wasn’t patient with him I guess lol that’s what he told me, when we talked about it after the fact

And Tom started bothering me on instragram again but I don’t ever want to touch him again lol he’s shorter than all of them!!! Richer too but honestly he isn’t spending the money on platform shoes so it’s a no from me dawg I don’t want midget children even if they are well taken care of (that might be something worth compromising about actually lol)

Buddy used to have a tumblr and like all my things without reading them, I don’t think he’ll read this but if he does - you can fix this, if you shut off your computer 3 days a week.

Not sure why you’re such an addict or why you don’t care to stop

But you can’t keep using here

That’s as simple as it gets lol

I can’t force anyone to do anything

I’m just a girl

In the world

That’s all that they’ll let me beee

I miss having fun lol this faggot makes life miserable honestly

It felt like a free workout my heart was pounding so much lol and now it’s 630 on a Sunday and I’m WIPED

im locking myself in my room lol and having a 50mg edible and going to sleep

And hopefully not bleeding all over myself lol

[thegreenmetblue]

If you could bodyswap Peter into another Avenger's body for 24 hours, who would you choose?

That is legitimately the first ask I ever received so thank you darling 🥺💞

I first thought about saying « Tony » obviously so he would be able to look at that perfect body and touch it everywhere.

But huh, Peter doesn’t really want to be Tony, nah what he wants is to have sex with Tony. And Im only here to make that boy gets what he craves for.

Pepper.

Maybe it was done on purpose, maybe it wasn’t. But after freaking out, Peter can’t help but thinking it may be his only chance to have sex with Tony Stark. He’s stuck in a strong female body, the least he can do is enjoy it a bit, no ?

So when he finally gets to see Tony, Peter’s heart is racing so fast, he has to act like it was a normal thing. Pepper and Tony have been together for so long now. But Peter can’t hide his nervousness, and his excitement. At least, he’s not gonna get hard against him as soon as they kiss. Because Peter’s body would be just by thinking about kissing the man.

« Pep, did something happen ? Need an answer here, am i canceling the dinner or no? »

And Peter tries to calm himself by breathing loudly. Fuck, get a grip on yourself Parker. They’re supposed to have kissed a millions times. He doesn’t even hear what Tony just asked her/him and suddenly launches himself at the man and smashes their lips together. He feels Tony’s surprise because he doesn’t move right away, but Peter lets a small whine escaping his lips, demanding Tony to take the lead. Peter has no idea of what’s he doing. And when he finally kisses him back, Peter moans. A girl moan. He tries to ignore the humiliating feeling setting in his stomach thinking that Pepper’s moan, a woman, are actually lower than his, a boy. Peter tries to follows Tony’s lead as best as he can, he can’t let Tony know it’s not him just because it’s actually his first real kiss. But he gets lost in it pretty quickly. His heart is pounding in his whole body, he feels like he’s burning and floating at the same time. Im kissing Tony Stark. And it’s just so so good. Peter feels like he’s in heaven. And then, Tony lets a hand slips from his back to his ass and squeezes a bit. Peter’s (Pepper’s) whole body jerks a that, stopping the kiss and Peter can’t help but moan a breathless pathetic « Mr. Stark. », feeling his body heating up like crazy. He also can’t help but feels Tony’s cock against him and grind on it, moaning once again. « Pl-please. » he begs, not knowing what he asks for. The boy doesn’t have a cock right now, it feels so weird, but it feels so good, too good, and Peter is too far away to notice all the mistakes he just made.

But suddenly, Tony pushes him away. Peter feels like he can’t breath, the lack of Tony’s warm body against his feels wrong at this moment. And Peter just whines at that, but then whimpers when he sees the bulge in Tony’s pants. He made Tony Stark hard. Fuck, Peter just wants to mouth at that bulge.

« Alright, imma stop you there buddy. What don’t we start by you telling me who you are ? Then we can see what I’ll do about it, how does that sounds ? » Tony asks, a smirk on his face, but a dark tone of voice.

Peter’s heart literally stops. He feels like the ground just swallowed him whole. Fuck fuck fuck, no that can’t be happening, fuck. The only thing he can lets out is a faint « Wh... What? », still trying to pretend. Still trying to save himself from the biggest humiliation of his life.

« Oh your mistakes’s list is long : First, Pepper knows how to kiss. Second, she never says ´please´ for sex. Third, she definitely not calls me ´Mr. Stark’. And fourth, if you did your researches right, you’d know that me and Ms. Potts stopped those kind of activities a while back. So... Im asking one last time. Who the fuck are you ? »

[patchdotexe]

doip.: session 1 / 7.11.21

LAST TIME ON DOIP we got our asses solidly handed to us by a manticore and alidaar wasn't actually set up to use his class specialization because i've never played a fighter before. also i wasn't paying attention to half the session bc i was probably dissociating so my notes are incredibly useless.

jorb: nameless still doesnt have any personality traits on their sheet but that's okay nyx: don't worry about it.

jorb: do you want a recap? leo: yeah, my notes are garbage jorb: okay! PREVIOUSLY, ON DRAGON BALL Z.... [starts ACTUALLY PLAYING THE "PREVIOUSLY ON DBZ" MUSIC] leo: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

oh god i have to do math oh my mic cut out during the dbz bit so the last thing anyone heard was me Yelling. and it also means jorb missed out on my applause. f. anyway nothing of importance was lost bc i was mostly whining about math

tobias is casting Speak With Animals! ...on a druid! who he doesn't know is a druid! tobias: don't worry little buddy, we'll get this curse off of you some day. nameless: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh alidaar can't understand nameless in wildshape yet so he's just overhearing tobias talking to him and nameless going [binturong noises]

tobias: [thinking] should i ask him if he knows.. math? how intelligent is this raccoon???

michael: wait is it allie-dar or alee-darr leo: .........i forgot! (it's alee-darr)

nyx: ARE YOU YEETING ME IN THE RIVER? heading to gnomengarde! alidaar fell in the river like a dipshit (he's fine) we are already making jorb's life hard bc he has to figure out auras on roll20

jorb: ..and you see a gnome. alidaar: howdy! jorb: and she says.. "strangers! good! i've been looking for someone to test this [crossbow contraption] on!" alidaar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE jorb: ROLL FOR INITIATIVE.

we have managed to de-initiative! alidaar still got shot though. he'll walk it off.

leo: delete my aura. my vibes are so rancid

tobias has been assigned sieron. we've found several gnomes! they are not shooting us. they also like mushrooms? "death corridor" is now the official term for the hallway where alidaar got shot. thanks facktore. im excited to learn all the silly gnome names-- FABLESTABLE? DABBLEDOB? I HAVE GREAT TIMING.

tobias: that explains the mushrooms. i wonder how they taste? alidaar: like mushrooms, i guess.

tobias has discovered the new gnomish invention, Barrel Crabs! "DO WE WANT TO FIT THE FUCKING *BINTURONG* IN THE BARREL CRAB?" "I AM NOW DUAL WIELDING CRABS."

tobias calls the binturong Friend! alidaar calls him Little Guy.

nyx: what's plan c? jorb: plan c is crabs. leo: I AM NOW DUAL WIELDING CRABS.

little guy is biting through the string on the crossbows! jorb gets to figure out how to deal with this mechanically. HOLY SHIT IT WORKED time to roll initiative again! LITTLE GUY HAS 24 INITIATIVE HOLY FUK

jorb: nameless, what do you want to do? nyx: im going to jump on her face and bite it. - nyx: can i crawl up her? leo: crawling all over her like weevils michael: i believe they're called bishops.

little guy is crawling on facktore and biting her face.

"am i proficient in myself?" figured out how to set up ali's breath weapon in roll20! woo! im learning! we are absolutely ruining facktore's day lmao alidaar: i lean out and flip her off jorb: literally?! alidaar: I'M HERE TO CAUSE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE NOW (and then i ran in and managed to do some damage with my morningstar! and also rolled a nat1 on my dual weapon fighting thing. whoops)

[checks twitter] ah. the wyatts are arguing about putting thirteen in a blender and 3d printing. having a normal one.

combat done! we broke the spinny crossbow machine! and facktore is now ignoring us to fix it lmao.

alidaar: what you see is what you get. i'm a dragonborn, and [looks at tobias] you're human, right? you're a normal human man? you're a human bitch man? bastard? bastard man? you're normal?

my face hurts so fucking hard from laughing oh my godddddddd . we had to prove we weren't "shapechangers" (nevermind the druid) and . i accidentally charlie'd too hard. tobias: guess i've got to add that to my flaws, i'm a stinky bastard bitch man!

jorb: [as gnome] ..and my name is pog. leo: YESS!!!!!!!!!!!

alidaar: oh great, they've got windmills. tobias: nothign wrong with windmills. alidaar: theyve got FLOOR windmills, that's so out of date

i . was checking the blaseball library bc something got unredacted and apparenty we threw little guy into the pita cutter room???

tobias: ah, um, excuse me, mr pog?

notes probably gonna trail off bc im losing focus whoops

jorb: you see two gnomes having a very animated conversation. leo, tired: a very anime conversation. michael: with hair like that, what kinda other conversation can she have?

fibblestib and dabbledob...

king korboz has lost his shit and imprisoned king gnerkli! this is a problem

[tumblunni]

oreshika: you know who is not the bad guy? the bad guy also oreshika: you know who is actually the secret bad guy? this sweet harmless comic relief man who has done nothing wrong

except like its eight glowing brain levels deeper cos the sweet comic relief man is also a giant obviously evil demon mask that ANYONE could have pinned for “really just possessing this dude” since the very start but then his personality was very non bad and he was all ‘hey buddie why u no smile’ to his host and like I LET MY GUARD DOWN OKAY. I LEARNED TO TRUST AGAIN.

i’m at the final battle and I am so pissed off but also HYPED?? like im relaly mad cos like RIGHT FROM HIS FIRST APPEARANCE I was like ‘dear god please don’t make onigashira the real villain, it would be so fucking obvious’ and then i just got progressively more pissed because he literally did nothing evil in the entire damn plot, he’s just evil because Evil he’s some sort of Magical Evil Mask that was Made To Be Evil and like Unquestionably Is That and no sort of interesting exploration on that plot even though he HASNT ACTED EVIL EVER UNTIL THE LITERAL LAST FIVE MINUTES

and it raises SO MANY questions cos like why was he even cooperating with Seimei then?? why didnt he fully posess seimei at any earlier point?? why didnt he kill nueko at any of the five other mandatory boss fights we had with him?? Seimei at least had an intriguing personality that gave an odd justification for his plot laziness. Cos he’s an anti-villain who weirdly sees you all as friends or a mentor/student thing, and he’s really just pretending to be evil so that you’ll kill him, cos he can’t die and desperately wants to. So it makes sense that he doesnt do any of his evil actions until you arrive, cos the whole damn point was just to taunt you into arriving. And its nicely parodied cos he literally sends you tea party invitations to his latest evil plan and gets pissed off if you miss it XD i’m so sad for seimei plz say (mei) that we adopt him afterwards i wanted to adopt onigashira afterwards back when it looked like he was the not evil one of the pair I AM STILL REALLY SALTY THAT HE’S NOT!!!! HIS DESIGN IS REALLY COOL AND CUTE!!!!! AND HE WAS A COMIC RELIEF OLD MAN DEMON DRAGON DOOD!!! i trusted u

okay but to talk about why i am also HYPE i need to go into some endgame spoilers whoopy doop!

so yeah the twist of ‘evilman is actually just being controlled by his puppet dragon thing’ was WAY OBVIOUS and i was really wishing for it to not happen but they made up for it by having ANOTHER TWIST THAT’S WAY BETTER

random description of something else from the endgame that is cool but i dont really know where to fit it into this conversation lol you actually do get to fight Final Boss Seimei here, its a cool boss rush with him and then Super Onigashira Betrayal Mode but what I really like is that its an OPTIONAL boss rush! the first time you play it you fight seimei with his freaky spider legs superform, and then nueko steals it back cos it was hers first. Can i just say again that I love a sexy mom styled heroine who’s powers are entirely around growing friggin monsters out of her arms and stuff? Seriously way to subvert that fanservice bro! (its still a bit cringey when they show the monster tattoos being drawn on her butt and boobs...) so then you go into the second fight and your health has all been healed and now one party member has a new supermove (I was really pissed cos it didnt restore your MP and TP, so I couldnt use that move!) But then if you lose and come back it actually skips the first fight and has an altered cutscene that’s like ‘oh, you’re back for round two?’ and such. MUCH preferrable to stuff like kingdom hearts where i have to watch a damn ten minute cutscene each time! Tho I do wish there was an option to redo it in boss rush mode, I guess that’s just a reward for people who can get it on the first try. I’m prepared now thooooo... :(

OKAY BACK ON TOPIC

Now for this final arc of the story we’ve been investigating the mystery of the Nameless God, some dude in the past who was apparantly super great and then got erased from history. There’s also the mystery of who exactly was Nueko’s husband and what happened to separate her from Seimei and make him turn evil, tho i mean its PRETTY OBVIOUS his dad was this mystery god lol And even though its not really very much of a twist about his identity, its still really interesting how the whole thing is handled. Him being erased from history means that none of the characters can remember his name or face, but NEITHER CAN THE PLAYER! He appears in the interfaces long before the plot actually talks about him, as a silhouette and a name smudged out by ink.

Now the actually cool twist about him is that like.. we’ve been hearing for AGES about how great he was, and how someone must have put out a hit on him or something. And him being in the interface seems like a spoiler that he’s gonna be unlockable later as a godly husband candidate for your protagonists. And even when we see npc optional boss battle gods hating on him, it’s always the jerkass gods who have some sort of reason to be biased. Or (in retrospect) they’re hating him for entirely the wrong reasons based on other people’s flawed gossip about him. “He was too kind and if he made equality then I wouldn’t be rich!” says genericman mc gee, who is probably eighty times less evil than this man

COS THATS THE TWIST

He was an evil fucker and erased himself from history with essentially an alchemy equivelant of a mad science experiment gone wrong. And what happened with Nueko and Seimei was that evilbad mc trashdad tried to use his damn four year old child as raw materials for this experiment, and she tried and failed to save him. And then she was desperate and her only option left was to kill the kid so he couldnt be tortured like that, and then killed herself too from grief. But it all went horribly wrong because she didn’t know that the reason Seimei was a candidate for this experiment is because he had immortality powers as a half human half god. So the poor kid survived watching his mom stab him and then slit her own throat, and he had no clue it was because his dad was gonna kill him anyway, so he grows up hating her and missing her and being this big ol sad mess that’s easily manipulated by a fucko father...

COS THATS ALSO THE TWIST

ONIGASHIRA WAS DADS

WHAT HOW

DADS

And like if they were gonna reveal his entire funny cute sidekick personality to be completely false then I’m glad at least his real personality was Twisty Wow and Immensely Punchable like i still feel like i could never punch a cute puppet pal but i can surely punch an abusive father pretending to be his own son’s imaginary friend for twenty years and whispering bullshit in his ear just to drive him into his own grave and like POOR SEIMEI WANTED TO DIE JUST NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIIIIIIIISSSS

i still think that ‘hey i was made to be an evil superweapon demon dragon mask thing but i became sentient and decided to be a happy hugs jokeman’ would have been a really amazing character concept too either that or ‘hey it really is a harmless normal mask and i’m just super seriously angsty seimei doing ventriloquism as a hugs jokeman character because i’m lonely as fuck and please be my friend’ either of those would have been better than this but like if this is what we get then I’m at least glad they gave me good enough reason to feel ‘GAHH I WANNA STAB HIM AND SAVE MY NEW SON’ rather than just ‘oh blah this ending ruined my fave character, and i feel nothing towards anything now’

also his boss fight is really damn fuckin coolio wow like it was a HUGE WHOA MOMENT when the fight starts and his name is blanked out and you just instantly know who he was this whole time and your mind explodes that this guy was evil and then he’s like a giant buddha-esque multi armed dude doing sutra poses with a big ol spoopy demon head and then really fun classic gameplay of ‘him summon the many hands and u has to destroy the hands to get 2 him and then they regenerate after a short amount of time’ but he’s also got super hellish simultaneous buff and debuff powers and all sorts of other nasty tricks AND IM ON THE LOWEST DIFFICULTY GEEZ and like for some reason it really stabbed my heart seeing how just one of the many hands is still human, its like seimei’s still in there and maybe he might still be alive if we defeat this guy fast enough... and then the music is SO FUCKING GOOD and it has like three remixes for all his increasingly frantic stages. like he doenst actually have boss transformations for them, its just moveset changes and stat boosts as his health drops. but also the colours of the battlefield change and you get funky remix time so its still cool!

and then I was SO CLOSE, i had him down to 5% HP before he killed me T_T such a marathon boss and I was almost there... I’m really excited to try again tho! i finally got that damn curse off my inherited weapon from the first generation, and now i’m on generation 87, and now im ready to FUCK SOME SHIT UP! also my current party is all named after types of olives because i ran out of inspiration around character number 300 i am so fucking addicted to this grindy ass game!

[survivormuxloe]

Episode #1 & 2: "so that was fun, and by fun I mean hell" - Ahrre

So I'm so confused right now lol. Like I feel like discord should have a similar format to skype, but maybe I'm just dumb and cant figure it out. Also the only people I know/heard of are on the other tribe which is fun. Hopefully I can set myself up so my lack of understanding Discord doesn't make me look like a liability to the rest of my tribe.

we legit just got into our tribes.. missus sweyn.. LOL. i legit don't know ANYONE!! APART FROM MY BABY RYAN!! LIKE WHO ARE THESE PPL? liek i've heard of rhys and malik from like other orgs but the other people like god.. why can't I just have my circlejerk like in emvv. ): and idk WHO IS EVNE ON THE OTHER TRIBE WHICH MAKES IT WORSE I COUD HAVE LIKE A BUNCH OF RLY STRONG PLAYERS who are gunna win every single immunity challenge.. and i ain't wantin to go premerge nnn. uhm. ya. thats my mood rn. Xo

Oh wow, hi it’s me, Mo. I’m going into this game with an advantage of not having a social life so I can be more active. I like my tribe so far everyone’s really nice. I only know Fabricio because he won the game I got PoTS on. But I think I’m going to withhold that information of him winning his last game because I kinda wanna be allies.

First impressions of my tribe, they’re pretty cute I guess I like people well enough but I’m always nervous about pre existing relationships people may have in other communities so that’ll be fun to manoeuvre around my plan is just to lay low be social and hopefully not stick out as a target

deadass the challenge has barely started and wes already has 2 images.. meanwhile his ass has prob spoke in the tribe chat like once and he aint comin in  my pms anytime soon so. LAMJHNFG . better hope his social game saves him over the physical x

this is my 3rd one already but this is important. linus is the first person to say haha to me. TWO! FUCKING! HA'S!!!!!! JUST SAY LOL!!!! SAY LMAO!!! IDGAF!! Omg this is geniunely my pet peeve and i wanna scream a a a a a  a a a a a  aa

Man, I'm back with Tobi from Survivor Ko Chang and that scares me to death. He claims he wants to start on a clean slate with me and work together again, but I don't trust him one bit and the first opportunity I have to take him out, I'm gonna do it, cuz I can't have somebody like him around. Bad for my game.

On the other hand of the spectrum, I know Michael from Zwooper and we've always had a good relationship so I think that's one person I can fully align with right out of the gate. I've also worked up some social connections with Dani, Jose and Ahrre so far, and they all seem pretty chill for the most part.

Right now, my focus is to win. I'm gonna go hard in this first immunity challenge and rack up as many points as I can. Losing the first challenge always sucks and I wanna make sure that doesn't happen for me again.

Okay im like mad excited to play this game. One Ive been kinda down, and this should help me be able to invest my time into something and potentially help me feel better.

Seeing this cast. I love it. I have really only worked with Felix in a past org before but we havent talked in ages. So I dont have any past connections which feels great because I hate people assuming were working together because were friends?. So this wont happen this season which is great.

So far my tribe is okay. Havent had a chance to speak alot to everyone yet. However the people I have done are alright. So far my favorite person is Scott or Scooty Toots. Hes British as well as me, he's 18 and we're both starting University without a clue what were doing. Like twins?!? So hopefully he feels the same way about me too.

Alliances are key. I want to make a few smaller ones to form a majority for me. Like two allainces of three. Giving me 4 allies. Not sure if this will happen soon or not, but its my goal to take control of this game, as Ive never done it before. I dont want to come across as controling however so smaller groups is the way to do it in my head.

Omfg y'all...... The game started like maybe 16 hours ago and I have barely spoken to most of my tribe bc I was a lil busy last night & had some damage control to handle in EMVV but like..... ??? I already found the idol in the Play Room CTFUUUU. We fucking stan. I immediately told my son Scooty because he's my bae.... I haven't had my hands on an idol in an org since like...... 703 San Marcos when I was voted out w it in my pocket (i think?? i cant remember any others so..) so BEST BELIEVE I'm going to use this correctly. THAT IS MY MAIN MISSION. I'm craving that satisfaction of a successful idol play...... I would love to cross that off my imaginary org goals list..... BUT WHEW I'M PUMPED.

I am making a pact with myself to not be an overly annoying gamebot this season because I just wanna have fun with it and make it a chaotic season, and this lil buddy is gonna allow me to be as extra and messy and turbulent as I please <3 big dick energy

Helloo so here I am doing this org thingy so you're stuck with my thoughts of regret until I die, or you could just not read them that's also an option.

Anyhow god save the queen blabla after more time that it should've taken me I get that I'm in one of two tribes of 9 which is kinda good because with snaller tribes I feel lime everything is more claustrophobic and shit hits the wall the moment we lose a challenge. But with 9 players imo I feel more relaxed.

So summary of who am I stuck with, there are a few who I know from before so let's start with that.

First off Jose, already played an org with him and we were good allies so my first instinct was to call him a bastard and hey he took it well so hopefully it will be a smooth sailing with that lad.

But after Jose I don't expect the meta to be kind to me.

Michael and Mo were both in my last org and I blindsided them both. Tbh they were good allies until that point so I'm more than willing to work with them in this game, hopefully they feel the same way.

But anyhow then there's Felix who I think I technically played with? We meet during a merge and he went out early without us ever talking much so really this is gonna be my first time really playing with him, he's the only one that I haven't talked to yet though I hope he gets online.

Then there's Tobi. I've heard of him and from the get go he strike me as a very straight shoot-y player. Those are always interesting to play with so let's see how that goes.

There's Dani, she seems nice and compared to Tobi she seems more social instead of strategy focused but then again it's been one day and I'm talking out of my ass.

Then there's jaylen who seems nice aswell even if I haven't talked much to him.

And finally David the absolute unit, and I say that bc he instantly started focusing on the challenge, which is a breath of fresh air plus he's Canadian so what's not to like thus far.

Talking about the challenge I get anxiety by just looking at it, scavenger hunts are always hard for me bc I live with people and I want them to remain thinking I am a normal member of society so I always need to be sneaky to do this crap, plus I don't have a car or anything so I have to use public transport if I need to go anywhere.

Apart from that well I would like to set up a 5 man majority alliance just to be safe, my only fear is the ever so feared overplaying-doom. But I feel like someone like tobi would jump on that idea pretty easily so I'll have a chat with him about that idea.

Oh and also look at me I remembered to guess for the idol TWO times in a row. I could die this very same week doesn't matter that's already an improvement on my usual gameplay.

Hi since I’m required to do these once an episode, I’ll use this one to talk about my tribe and maybe a few on the other tribe that I saw were on.

Guacamole - They seem fun. I talked with them last night, but our convo went short because we played jack box together. They seem nice though.

Linus - Mix feelings. I can get a completely loyal Linus here, or a cutthroat linus, so I’m kinda wary right now towards him but the vibes I’m getting I don’t think he’s going to be an issue, atleast for now.

Madison/Madisin - She was also at the jackbox last night and I enjoyed her, she was dying laughing at the games and I thought she was funny. So hopefully I get a chance to talk to her today.

Malik - Who? Let’s not talk about that bitch.

Rhys - He literally waits until we’re in a game to talk to me, so I peep it. And you could say I should reach out to him but it’s annoying when I have and he doesn’t do it until we’re in a game together. Boggles the mind. If I can overcome doing that, so can you. But I enjoy our current coversation as of the moment.

Ryan - We just played Mount Olympus together recently and that was a bust for us both. I’m kind of hoping we can be on the same side since it’s been a while since that’s happened. However, Ryan says he just wants to have fun so I don’t fault him if he does crazy things down the road!!

Scooter - I don’t know about him yet. We haven’t talked at all but he seems interesting. Maybe I can give a better opinion when we talk.

Steven - Very hilarious and I’m also intrigued by him. His thinking and way of talking during the jackbox had me DYING I loved it. I think he’s my new favorite new person here so far.

Wes - I only saw him once but we haven’t talked yet so idk what to say. He said he’s from ndims and is an alias of someone, I just don’t know if I know the alias since I was on that site also. But hopefully it could be someone who knows me as Orlando.

Now for the people I know on the other tribe:

Ahrre - I cant stand him too much after our last season of JPORG. He has this self righteous attitude to him and I don’t like it. However, I warmed up to him a bit during the movie times we had been present for awhile back so hopefully if we see each other again, I won’t have that opinion anymore.

Big Tuna aka Danielle - YASSS I love ha! I know her from the Skype minis and she’s amazing. I hope I finally get to play with her for once in a non mini game ❤️

Felix - Felix is a fucking wildcard. I love him, but he has really pissed me off in games in the past, and I’m hoping this one won’t be like those other ones.

Jaylen - A mess but a friend! He plays how he wants and doesn’t care what people thinks or tweaking it to better it but that’s Jaylen for you! Accept it or don’t phew.

Jose - He’s a fucking snake at times LOL but he’s lovely. I wouldn’t mind too much of being on a tribe with him.

That’s all from me for now so hope I stay around longer to see how this season goes!

so the tea is that this tribe is drier than an old lady's pussy and its so hard to talk to these people... there are no personalities... the only people i feel mildly happy talking to are ahhre and jose... and the tea is that both of them asked to be allies w me im like o ok sis lets do this so i have at least like 2 votes i know abt... and i know david from a prior org but thats not really a good thing bc i fucked him over hardcore and like... he knows im a snake LKJHDFSLK I really don't know how to maneuver strategically with this cast butttt ill try my best hehe

Oh wow!! I can't believe I haven't made a confessional yet what a shocker. BUT HI! I'm kind of just trying to get myself acquainted with everyone in the group, I'm not as active as I'd like to be :C but I'm trying my best teehee. On the first night or so Linus, Malik, Stephen, Madison and I played Jackbox games and it was SUPER LIT and We bonded over that and I'm v happy about thatttt. (ofc I already know madison and I already love her but I haven't talked to her in game yet aklsdjf) I just started talking with Scooty today, or Scooty? I might just call him Scooty, ANYWAY yeah we got to talk about how we type similarly and that was nice, we bonded over that and it was littY. I also got to talk to Rhys!! He also seems like a neat guy - I still haven't talked to him a lot but I think he's cool. I honestly don't know who else is on the tribe, Wes and Ryan right? Wes and I talked a little bit, but barely. and Ryan hasn't talked to me at all lmao. Hopefully right now I've made enough connections though. I'd like to make tribe swap so I can meet more people and make friends lololol - wish me luck gang!

I’m getting along with everyone really well so I know I won’t be the first fine at the very least so I just need to lay low laugh and Kiki with everyone and hopefully I can survive for the long term

I’m doing the Scavenger Hunt and knowing me I decided to wait till the last two hours to do everything I can. So now I have an hour and a half to film a bunch of videos

Okay so talking to my tribe Im begining to feel less at ease with them. Mostly because most of them hardly seem to talk. Which dosent bode well for me. Could mean im on the outs and they dont like me. Or that They're all inactive.

Madison seems like the easy boot right now just because like, who?!?. Shes not been around Ive messaged her once and she left me on read.

So Steven had to leave but we still have to do the challenge as if he was competing which PROBABLY means were going to tribal. So ive been working on getting an allaince going. Ive talked to Malik and Brought the Idea of us forming a trio with someone. Luckly he picked Linus because I talk to him aswell. So fingers crossed we can get that going.

I also have a great feeling from Scooty aka scott. So like Hopefully i can get another trio with him going aswell. So then I will be solid untiill a swap.

I do have a concern that Scott and Ryan are close and Malik and Linus are close. More so that I would be their second choice out of the trio if one is made. However thats not going to effect me I dont think this early. So fingers Crossed.

uhm so!! STEVEN QUIT which im rly sad for two reasons. one for him bc i know he wanted to do well and i hope hes doing ok and i geniunely wish the best for him and the other reason is selfish bc i literally.. planted my seeds on him already? like. all that work for nothin. and now we sitting here actin as if madison aint afk and aint gunna submit nothing..

like its the only reason ive done these dumb videos so that i wont be seen as the weak link if we ever lose again almdlddg.. but uhm hopefully my seeds that are in rhys/jones keep me safe bc if madison gets out here i have ryan/rhys/jones to keep me safe.. so im not gonna be that upset if we lose LOL esp bc ik linus/malik r gunna be scary af later on

hopefully we win tho? so i dont have to deal with this stress? i dont wanna relive louvre where i visitted every single premerge tribal except for 2.. even tho i did well hehe uhm. YAH WE’LL SEE :)

I'm kinda bummed that this last challenge wasn't immunity anymore because we smoked the other tribe, LOL. But at the same time, I'm glad cuz I wouldn't wanna lose the challenge after one of my tribe members quit, that'd just be sad as fuck, LOL.

Also, I feel a good rapport developing further between Danielle and I. I feel like her and I can dominate this game together, but I can't get too ahead of myself here. The first couple of rounds are meant to create social bonds and I feel like I've done a good job of that thus far. Only person I haven't talked to is Jaylen and I'm okay with that, cuz if we lose the immunity challenge, he's most likely the first one to go.

Okay, thankgoodness that the challenge was changed to reward last minuet. Because we wouldve gone to tribal.  Maddison is legit missing. I dont even care if we win or loose this next challenge because she needs to go.

So firstly that reward was weird like woo thanks pretty crown but there’s nothing else so I’m thinking that someone else has the clue and my best bet would be jaylen bc he got the Crown Jewels the most important piece. Overall I’m very nervous for this battleship challenge because in my mind it’s mostly luck based so my fate is really out of my hands.

Well, not much honestly but I'm gonna write a confessional for round 1 and stuff so I don't get a strike

The game is going okay I'm trying not to be aggressive talking to people, but just letting people come to me and make conversation right now honestly I'm trying to play UTR since I think considering madison doesn't exist right now I think I'm able to do that TBH. Hopefully it all works out.

I volunteered to do the battleship challenge thing because I have no life and it looked like no one else was gonna volunteer.

I actually know Linus he played with me in Epic SBB in Hell, so that's nice to not be going in with no connections period.

Sorry this wasn't that long but it's something I guess

If we lose probably another confessional will be writen but right now there isn't much to report

I’m for sure feeling a little bit more nervous now because a lot of this challenge is about being organised and teamwork and we could barely have someone sit out so fingers crossed

Heyo so we won the challenge so that was fun, and by fun I mean hell but hey we've got bragging rights, which is pretty much it since unfortunately Steven was medevaced out of da game so even though the other tribe lost they didn't go to tribal.

A bit annoying knowing you did that for nothing but oh well the other tribe seems to be having a rough time by itself with steven quitting and someone (Madison I think) not submitting anything lol

And I say for nothing bc technically we won reward but it was one of those first come first serve things and I only got seved a jpg image so nothing fancy there...

But at least now the next challenge is something where 8 out of 9 people on the tribe don't have to do anything and you bet your ass after that first challenge I'm gonna be one of the 8. David the unit took it upon himself to carry us to victory so godspeed lad.

However this challenge is pretty luck based so I'm saying fuck that I'm not talking my chances.

Following last confessional I talked to tobi about making an alliance and he was onboard, he proposed to have Jose on it which is great since that was my idea anyways, plus I told dani and she was also on board, and to finish up the hipotetical majority of 5 she said he was cool with Michael.

I haven't talked to him yet and Jose hasn't been online but hopefully we should be fine.

Ngl would like to have an alliance with david and felix too, david bc he seems like a total lad with the challenges and Felix because he later told me he felt the most confortable with me.

But regardless hopefully we won't even have to go to tribal (and if we do at least there are other options for the vote)

For now I shall be the dumb cheerleader of the bunch for a game of battleship.

Ahhh, I feel so bad that I lost the challenge for my tribe. I feel like going into a challenge with the weight of the win or loss stacked against you is huge. But I did come REALLY close and my tribe seems to respect that I almost got us the win. I don't think I'll go anywhere tomorrow for tribal, but you never know.

Yesss we won immunity. I’m happy we could after Steven left. They made our challenge a reward for that and we lost but it’s fine because WE WON immunity phew. And it’s all thanks to Wes. So far to me, Madison is looking the easiest vote off right now because I haven’t talked to her and I haven’t seen her so that’s my view on it. The three I talk to the most on my tribe are Rhys, Linus and Scoots. Then Ryan and Guacamole. Then Wes and finally Madison. I hope this game doesn’t pull a JPORG Fitzroy Island, I don’t wanna be screwed over by a random ass tribe swap. But I basically dig my tribe and hope that I won’t be the first to go.

Whew we won?! What. I thought we were gonna fuckin loose. Noah fence Wes.

Sad tings though because Madison is probably going to strike out. Oh well.

Ya boi still hasn’t gone to tribal so stay mad.

It’s fucking gross having to go to tribal council and I can’t be dealing but I seem to have found myself in two alliances with only dani connecting the two so I’m gonna work with dani to ride this middle ground and make it further

I’m going home omfg. I can’t really have a deep convo with anyone, which means I don’t have an alliance even though I’m sure one has been made ugh. I’m gonna focus on surviving this round then seeing what I can get set up next round. Wish me luck whew

I’m pissed because it’s super obvious that the other 7 on my tribe are in a mega tight alliance. Steven was my only alliance in this hole game, and like, he even told me he found an idol and then on his way out he didn’t even slip me the idol??? Can’t wait to be voted out 7-1 because he wanted a souvenir.

So the tea is that ahrre and I made an alliance of 5 which includes him, me, Jose, Dani, and Michael which I think is cute but they are really boring so meh idk I’ll just flip during merge x JDJSJD I’m a messy bitch

ugh i'm so glad we won immunity bc our tribe is already severely lacking in strong members bc Steven left us out to perish and Madison aint shown her face yet... so the numbers getting back to even is great for us <3

Right so unfortunately we lost the battleship game so that means we're heading to the first tribal of the game, fun stuff.

Now as we lost I got the Me-michael-jose-dani-tobi alliance set up. Meanwhile Felix was telling me that for him it was between Jose or Jaylen, since they've been the least active. Understandable but more understandable is that I'm in an alliance with Jose so for me it seems like it's gonna be Jaylen, who I also haven't spoken much with so I don't mind, albeit every tribal we go to before swapping or merging I see it as a potential ally down the line going home, which shucks.

Either way the alliance (and everyone else for that matter) agreed on jaylen, I also told Jose in kind words to get his shit together before he gets sent home but that's pretty much it. I'm gonna try to lay down for now I don't want to bring any unwanted attention to myself.

Hopefully tribal goes well.

Oh wow hi it’s me, Mo. Ok so currently the plan is to vote out Jaylen which I don’t have a problem with, it’s kinda sad because he is actually really nice but somewhat inactive. I’m on my way to get a burger and fries and I’m fucking ecstatic like I’m so fucking hungry it’s stupid. Also watch me get blindsided.

So we went into this chalenge on a high after wining the reward and I was the one who got the most points out of everyone :))). Although I’m nervous this will put a target on my back, I’m happy that I have kind of proven my dominance in this game! After losing the challenge, I’m upset!! This was all luck based which sucks! After that, I started talking more with Felix, David, Michael and Ahree. Within the span of like 30 minutes, I got added to 2 seperate groups. I was like “iiii” because this can get messy fast. Michael is in both of the groups as well so I don’t feel too bad because at least there is someone else in my position as well. I get along with Felix a lot and have had quite a few good convos with him! David seems to want to lead things in the group he made, which is whatever. Keeps the target off of me, especially if we go to tribal again. I expect to make more confessionals throughout the course of the game, usually videos but I’m pretty tired right now haha.

I just took a nap and there's no tribal and I'm always trying my best. My tribe doesn't hate me for some reason even though I sure would. Oh well. I really miss Steven I hope he's okay.

Steven quit half way through this episode. Then Jaylen was voted out 8-1. 

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DnD Antics: beholders man, gatta love them.

to summaries today’s antics: the DM said “God Damn it” 12 times in a row, almost every other word. mostly at our necromancer. cause his golem is immune to beholders. also things happened.

to start our adventure we remember where everyone is: ranger and druid are at the stairs, necromancer, bard, and witcher are in tunnel 3, and the monk.... is alone in a hall way with a jade dragon.

me: are the beholders on auto agro? DM: no. me: imma fascinate it!

this was my first time useing fascinate and tbh story wise Envoy will never use this ability ever ever ever again dear lord lets see what happened~

first off, YES the beholder was fascinated. it was not aggressive at all. how ever it mind controlled the bard, who in turn fascinated the party members that were there.

DM: the beholder floats up to you and sniffs you. *makes beholder noises* it opens its mouth and drools. its not attacking you. me: Oh Kay o^o Ryan (spine): if gorthrax smacks me you have to do another perform, right? me: yeah. gorthrax: *smacks spine* spine: *Nat 1* DM: okay... the necromancer climbs up onto the yak. me: okay. DM: he starts pulling at your pants. me: 3:< sppppiiine....? DM: he licks your leg. me and Envoy: WHAT THE FUDGE SPINE??? D:< ryan (spine): AM I GONNA EAT HER??? GROTHAX PULLS ME OFF! Gorthax: hey buddy i know they look tasty but this isn’t the time for a snack!

mean while our dragon monk Zack is debating rather or not he wants to take the statue. tim: is there any writing on it? DM: yes. in draconic. tim: *rolls to read* DM: “you probably shouldn’t touch this. its cursed.” zack: *turns around and leaves the tunnel*

druid and ranger come down and go to explore another tunnel. they meet a beholder and enter combat! the bear bear hugs it, the ranger gets spirit shackled to the ground, druid kicks butt, the spider leaps onto the beholder and rides it for a bit and it dies. (it was much much cooler but i went to the bathroom while they were fighting. i got the summary just like you guys).

mean while, the witcher and the changeling have climbed up on the yak cause “wait the necromancer can touch the bard? i wanna touch the bard O_O....” and the DM described it as one of those action 80s movies. “if you held your flute up you would look like konan the barbarian.”

the golem smacks Spine so he is depth. Spine tries to save us. Spine: WHOA NEALLY! *smacks the Yak.* shiba: *startled yak sounds. charges forward* envoy: *matrix dive not to be close lined by beholder. passes consentration check, the beholder is now chasing after the yak. and yes the wither and changeling are hanging on*

Tim realized he can just walk past the statue and not get cursed. finds a door that says in druic “prision of the dragons” and in draconic “don’t go in here” but Zack can only read draconic and takes it as a challenge.

ryan (spine): *as giddy as a school girl holy fudge* tim: whats in there? ryan (spine): either a dracolich or....hehehe...HAHAHHA....HAHAHAHA! tim: whats in there? DM: Carrion Crawler. ryan (spine): *imagine a very happy sound and times it by excited puppies.* me: you okay there? ryan (spine): i want one. i want a pet. i want to run down there but this is meta.

Zack martix dodges various poisons and such because nat 20 on evasion to get out of the room with the nest. he runs down the hall.

tim: i go down the hall everyone is in. ryan (spine): wait what ryan (frost): well you’re gonna get your pet now.

Spine casts pillar of woe, shinging the monk (but he lives) and killing all but one of the crawlers. ryan (spine): *heart eye emoji* IMMA GET A PET! IMMA GET A PET! IMMA GET A- zack: *fire breath down the hall killing it* Spine:  i was gonna have a pet.... zack: it was chasing me! Spine: *stands up fully so hes his actuale hight and is much much much taller than the monk* zack: imsorrypleasedontkillme.

the beholder has envoy do a performance (lullaby) but everyone either passes cause nat 20s or has a buddy who past so they wake up.

DM: make a will save. me: *nat 1* DM: you’re now Chaotic Evil- ryan (frost): LUCKY REROLL. NAT 1 TO NAT 20! DM: never mind. also you’re no longer mind controlled.

Spine does some AWESOME stuff: drains the beholder of 18 of its levels and then drains 3 more so its level 15 now. also the yak is a statue :(

and no ones fascinated anymore! YAY! GET OFF MY LEG ELIZANDER!

speaking of, the witcher gets the beholder down to like 70 hp and its so freaking close for him too!

DM: its time for some wild casting~  ryan (spine): okay theres a line between enjoying it, and ENJOYING it. linsy: oh hes LOOOONG past the line. DM: the yak is a statue now. me: SHIBA!!!! DM: also make a will save. me: *fails* DM: you can’t breath. you feel sorta slimy. also your fins don’t work like they used to.

Envoy is a fish. also “DM: Envoy you’re a fish. roll to flop.”

DM: make a will save Spine. Spine: *fails* DM: okay. due to mental bastion and you’re depth you have to roll 50/50. it basicly sounds like you’re being commanded through a wall on the other side of the room. Spine: *muffled beholder screaming* okay.*summons lich* Tiffiny:....why is this thing trying to control me? *muffled beholder scream* Spine: cause its trying to *muffled screaming* control me. tiffiny:.....you lowered its level, didn’t you? spine: yes :3 tiffiny: you do realize if it was at its normal level it could control me right? Spine: WELL AT LEAST ITS LEVEL *muffles yell* 15 NOW!

the liche killed it and then dragged it into the necropolipse, saying “mine” and then leaving. Envoy is normal again and all seems well until beholder 2 shows up. its the last beholder so the ring master comes back and boosts it (also heals everyone that was turned to stone.)

okay so at this point a few major things happened:

1. Envoy and Spine do the team rocket motto. seemed like a good idea. was infact not. 2. our flamboyant stair friend is back. stair: oh HELLO again big boy~ elizander: FUCK YOU! stair: thats the idea ;) 3. Envoy and Spine see their greatest fears, Spine dying to his tribe chiften cause fear is real with magic users and envoy is on the ground crying because she thinks all her friends and her deity are dead. all she hears is “you couldn’t save them” DM: and you hear ‘you couldn’t save them’ over and over. me: yup. you’re nailing Envoy right there. coolie: the stair could nail envoy too. me: *gets up. grabs cousin. beats coolie.” 4. the beholder casts shambles. whats shambles? dm: OKAY EVERYONE! switch character sheets which someone you trust. me: I WANT THE NECROMANCER! ryan (spne): nooo no nonono no hoooo nope! ryan (frost): you can have alicaria and neph. tim (got elizander): wait if the sword talks to me do i have to roll not to kill myself? coolie: no, just ignore it its meta at this point. linsy: I GOT THE NECROMANCER! DM: your characters have switched bodies with who ever you gave your sheet to. ryan (spine. who has the cat ranger): oh... i have parts im not used to having. coolie: oh yeah you have a vagina now! *pause to let the group laugh. honestly thats all we did after that. laugh and laugh and-* ryan (frost. who has envoy): *shows the DM a note book* DM: oh god. coolie: what? ryan (frost): *head down. showing coolie book* coolie: O H . me: what? what is it? coolie: fishface. me: what about him? coolie: envoy liked him. me: yeah but what does that have to-.....ryaaaaaannnn? ryan (frost): aaand the ball drops....

frost crystal has a crush on Envoy. this is adorible but now in order to play the characters right its kinda akward.

coolie: you’re lucky i didn’t get any of your characters. me: whats wrong with envoy? coolie: nothing. elizanders just a whore hound. ryan (spine): *grabbing at his chest* me: STOP THAT YOU DONT ACTUALLY HAVE BOOBIES!

what will happen to the party? will they stop the ring master and save the world? will they stay stuck like this? is the #Drama between frost crystal and envoy actually gonna be drama or is it just gonna be akward? find out NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!