#and both seem a little too eager to include stuff that frankly ought to have been private

[championsandheroes]

I'm actually making some progress on the Ciaphas Cain books and there's just something awkward about reading his memoirs as edited by his girlfriend, when he's very much a kiss and tell sort of a guy with a girl in every harbor/ship/planet/moon until he meets Amberley. Exactly how many explicit details has inquisitor Amberley removed? We will never know (until a particularly suicidal clerk dig through the original documents).

Points for correctly guessing which of the descriptions were how he actually described colonel Kasteen's butt.

Over at Patreon and society6 there are butts, rears, buttocks, and even the occasional cake.