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no bc jackie wanted to be loved so badly and she cared so much for everyone on her team, she did their face paint and misty's makeup and tried to boost morale and she loves shauna so fucking much and they exiled her and they left her outside and she froze to death. they literally froze her out. i'm genuinely never getting over her death bc she did not deserve that and all they would have had to do was ask her to come inside and if shauna was just like "hey i love you i'm sorry" she would have come inside. SHE WOULD HAVE COME INSIDE GUYS.
#jackie taylor they could never make me hate you#jackie taylor#shaunajackie#yellowjackets#basil speaks now#listen i love shauna so so so much but i will never forgive her for leaving her out there#(but she'll also never forgive herself for leaving her out there so like. twinning i guess.)#anyway if i have to see one more post saying that jackie was a bitch i'm actually going to scream#HER BEST FRIEND FUCKED HER BOYFRIEND AND THEN HER FRIEND GROUP TRIED TO ASSULT SOME GUY AND WHEN SHE WAS LIKE#'hey guys that's kind of fucked up what is wrong with you'#THEY (essentially) KILLED HER#LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?#jackie my baby my love come here i will make hot chocolate for you and put you near a heater and like sew you a blanket or something#i seriosuly love her so much#yj
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Brotherly Advice
A Lautski + Spankoffski Bros Fic inspired by Writing Prompt #2504 from @promptsforthestrugglingauthor
Summary: after months of watching Pete fail to actually make a move with Steph, Ted refuses to let history repeat itself and offers some brotherly advice
“Bye!” Pete said shyly, holding the door for Steph.
“Bye!” She smiled.
“Bye!” He repeated dreamily.
“You already said that.” She giggled.
“Oh! My bad.” He rubbed his neck sheepishly with a blush.
“See you later Spankoffski!” Steph shook her head with a smile.
“Yea- yeah,” he stuttered as she descended the apartment stairs. “Definitely.”
As he shut the door, Pete pressed his forehead to the door with a groan.
“That. Was painful.” Ted cringed. “You two have been ‘hanging out’ for three months now without making a move. Look, if you ever wanna get with her you have to be smoother than that.”
“I’m not like you Ted,” Pete snapped. “I don’t just want to ‘get with her’ asshole. I really like her. But there’s no way she’d ever actually reciprocate.”
“You’ve gotta play the field pal.” Ted said, slapping Pete on the back. “Go find another girl and take her home with you. Then little Lauter here will get all jealous and when you play hard to get, she’ll be on her knees practically begging for you.”
“No-NO! She’s not like that,” Pete interjected defensively. “Sure, she acts like she doesn’t care but she can be so incredibly passionate and she makes me feel like I’m worth something for once! I know you wouldn’t understand but I would be willing to suffer if it meant that she got to be happy!”
Ted was hit with a wave of recognition. He was amazed. He himself had only ever experienced a feeling that strong once, for one girl… Jenny.
“Holy shit.” Ted softened. “Pete, are you in love with this girl?”
“What? No!” Pete hissed.
“Yes, the fuck you are.” Ted pressed. “I can see it!”
“Then maybe you need to get glasses too, dickhead!”
“Listen to what you just said jackass! You love her!”
“No I don’t!” Pete cried, “I can’t!”
A memory flashed in Ted’s mind. He could see himself in college, laying on his dorm room bed saying the same thing about Jenny.
“I shouldn’t.” Pete continued.
“Maybe.” Ted offered. “Maybe it is the worst thing you could possibly do. But I’m sorry buddy, you do. You love her. And there’s no moving forward until you admit that to yourself.”
The brothers sat in a heavy silence. Ted could see the gears moving in Peter’s head, the calculations being made. A look of defeat slowly crept across his face. Mournful of the bliss of willful ignorance.
“I love her.” Pete breathed, miserably.
“You gotta tell her Pete.” Ted sighed.
“See you don’t understand Ted!” Pete thundered. “I can’t!”
“You have to.”
“No!” Pete insisted. “It feels safer to love her from a distance.” His face twisted as if he was trying to work up the ability to face his worst fear. “I can’t lose her if she doesn’t know.”
He looked exhausted. As if the mere thought of her not being in his life had drained him. Ted stared at him, as if looking in a mirror to his past self. Spankoffski’s had a knack for making history repeat itself, but Ted refused to let that happen this time. This time he had been given the chance to go back and save his brother from everything he had done wrong.
“I’ve made that mistake before.” Ted admitted. “Don’t do it.” This was the most sincere that Peter had ever heard his brother speak. “Anyone worth loving should know the truth.”
Pete nodded.
“I’ve gotta tell her.” he confessed, rising from the couch and grabbing his coat. “I’ll be back in a bit Ted.”
“Go get her!” Ted called as Pete rushed out the door of their apartment and into the hall, heart pounding against his chest. He barreled down the stairs, tearing through the halls, fueled by intent and need and yearning. He yanked open the door, ready to race to the Lauter house, only to find his mark already at the door, about to press the button to be buzzed in. He stared at her in amazement.
“Oh Pete! I was just about to call up, I accidentally took your calculator with me.” Steph’s face was pink from the outside cold. Peter stared, soaking up everything that was the girl before him.
“Pete?” she repeated.
“I have something I need to tell you.” He said breathlessly.
“Okay?” she prompted, intrigued.
“I- um…” He stuttered. “Uh… we’ve been hanging out for so long and well… after everything we’ve been through together, I just- I-”
“Take your time.” Steph encouraged, placing a supportive hand on his arm.
“I think I’m in love with you.” he blurted.
Shock plastered itself across Steph’s face. She blinked, trying to process.
“I’m sorry,” Pete rambled. “I understand if you don’t feel the same way and I don’t expect anything from you, I just thought it’d only be fair to let you know and I understand if you don’t ever want to hangout again or talk or-”
“Pete!” She cut him off. “Don’t you dare fucking apologize.” And with that she grabbed the collar of his button up and pulled him into a kiss.
As Ted glanced through the window he was filled with pride. Even though he knew it was too late to go back and get it right himself, the satisfaction of knowing maybe eventually he could, if he could only be more like his kid brother, gave him a new hope. He meandered his way over to the phone in the kitchen, dialed a number, and listened as someone picked up on the other end.
“Hey Char,” He murmured, “I need to tell you something.”
#Ted is accidentally a good big brother and I will die on that hill#this bitch can monologue#spankoffski bros#lautski#lautski fic#pete spankoffski#ted spankoffski#steph lauter#hot chocolate boy#stephanie lauter#hatchetfield#starkid#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#starkid npmd#hatchetverse
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Valentine's Day fucking sucks — but at least there's chocolate.
#oh crap art#art#artists on tumblr#oc#Wednesday Westerburg#And when youre a hot bitch people will just Give you the chocolate
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unemployment hell 🤝
on all levels but physical I am gifting you a hot chocolate and a soft blanket, beloved
I would love nothing more
#my art#causeimanartist#drawing of me#thank you for the sweet message 💙#I wish this was physically me but it was like 80 degrees today and I'm a sweaty bitch#I want sweater weather so I can look cute and drink hot chocolate from my extensive mug collection#have I ever revealed that fact? that I collect mugs?#99% of them aren't even for drinking - I have them sitting on my dresser and book shelves#holding trinkets and scrunchies#ya know - normal mug tasks#hopefully we both escape unemployment hell soon#I had an interview last Friday but then haven't heard anything since so :(#back to LinkedIn my fucking enemy#all it suggests to me are either legal assistant roles (never again please - I'm over lawyers and law firms)#or perfect jobs for me that aren't in my state#like sir#stop suggesting museum positions in dc#that's the wrong side of the country
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A reminder to my fellow OCD lovelies
Your OCD does not like it when you're happy. Your OCD takes moments of happiness as an opportunity to flare up with old obsessions or new ones. This can make you nervous of happy moments, because it's like waiting for the rug to be pulled out from under you.
Let me tell you what just happened to me.
I have had a great day. I got a bunch of cleaning done and my bedsheets are freshly washed. I got to cook a delicious dinner and paint my nails, watching some Toy Story and even exercise for the first time in forever. I felt great.
And 20 minutes ago, my reoccuring Gender OCD/ T-OCD showed up way stronger than it has in months in a way I THOUGHT I was over.
Now I'm getting mad at myself for daring to have a good day, because CLEARLY I was inviting this OCD into my head and giving it permission to pitch a fit. And clearly, my precious method of NOT doing healthy and good shit to better my life IS the right choice, because it prevents the OCD from having an In to hurt me.
My lovelies. This is a form of OCD.
You obsess over OCD hurting you for living a good life, so you don't do those healthy things, to compulsively 'prevent' a potential flare up.
And if you've done therapy for this disorder, you already know what you have to do.
Keep up the trigger.
OCD is a screaming brat who wants things its way and nobody else's. It's going to shriek in the shops, kick all the tins onto the floor and go red in the face to get its way.
It cannot keep up that energy forever though. You gotta keep living your life, not giving in to its demands, no 'one last times' or 'special treats'. Let it bitch and cry and make a scene until it's exhausted. Eventually, OCD will learn that tantrums won't get it what it wants. And you're not going to give in.
If you're happy, OCD isn't. And want want OCD to be unhappy. It doesn't deserve anymore of your energy, joy, happiness- none of it.
I had a great day today and I feel good. My brain is screaming that I'm wrong about my gender identity and if I don't cut off my breasts and go by They Them right this second, I am dooming myself to a depression suicide.
I'm going to make a hot chocolate and read a book now, with my brain screaming all of these things. Maybe I'll have a biscuit to dip in the hot chocolate. That sounds nice.
#ocd#gender ocd#t-ocd#ocd recovery#ocd îs a bitch ass mental illness and if you've got it then baby I am so sorry#but you got this just as much as I've got this#let's have hot chocolate and not give in to the screeching brain baby
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Moony, reading: “ohohoh you’re looking for a bitch slap bitch ohoohhoohohohohhoh you’re lucky you’re not real”
Moony, reading (seperate instance): *closes book gently* “I’m ready to throw something. Like these hands 👹, oh god”
#harry potter#marauders#marauders era#remus lupin#aaaaaaaaaa#hes so me#remus is a bitch for chocolate#remus is a bitch for hot fictional people#he just like me fr
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it is BARELY autumn and ive already got a FUCKING COLD
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
#its a full one as well#sore throat coughing nose and ears blocked the works#i want to shrivel up and never leave my bed again#all i want is hot chocolate and like#brioche or smth#like those choc chip rolls#soft sweet bread is all i need#and yet#i have to go all the way to college for one class#the class is 1hr 30 mins#im out of the house for like 5hrs 30mins#wtf dude#commuting is a bitch#and so is this cold
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eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (2004)
#eternal sunshine of the spotless mind#favorite movie#idc it’s still literally the best#and ‘meet me in montauk’ and 'wait' still make me so emotional#i’m a vindictive little bitch truth be told#clementine kruczynski#a perfect winter & hot chocolate movie too
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exclusively being a cold beverage enjoyer in a warm beverage society is a plight akin to what ancient warriors went through
#ace rambles#i don't like coffee!! i don't like tea!! i don't like hot chocolate!!#put some ice in that bitch or perish!!!!
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This is a petition for Sera to let us bring Tapeesa chocolate.
#the wayhaven chronicles#shitposting#but also like how?? how are the agents surviving without chocolate??#I mean I know they have like hot cocoa or whatever in the cafeteria#but these bitches are being traumatized#they need their chocolate
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I get the feeling that Satan would simultaneously be both intimidated and fascinated by it. It would probably be easy for him to use IK's odd abilities to help prank his brothers, purely because she just does it because it's normal to her and she doesn't see anything odd about it.
Not sure if Noctifer would approve of it though.
Also, I believe that IK should have Wirebugs with her when she gets to the Devildom. You know, as a treat, that may or may not freak out/startle/confuse the others even more.
There's a number of uses for Wirebugs but they're basiacally bugs that can be used as mini grappling hooks without needing to touch an actual surface, although the range isn't very long. Plus they can also be used to hang in the air and with special attacks for the different weapon types.
satan gets ik to put on some kind of horrific monster costume, tells lucifer to look out his window, then gets ik to sprint up the wall full speed at him. it works and lucifer has an absolute heart attack (he doesn't scream but he does go "WH-" and fully fall backwards). then satan gets grounded but it's so worth it
lucifer did intend on telling ik off as well but noctifer WILL spend an hour arguing that she was just going along with what satan told her to do without realising his motive, so actually she did NOTHING wrong and you should shut up. lucifer's too tired to retaliate (noctifer has the advantage of not spending most of his energy on paperwork) so he just agrees
as for the wirebugs.... ik uses them in conjunction with her ability to just defy gravity and end up in the most inexplicable places. diavolo has found her dangling from various points on the castle roof on multiple occasions. she's like a super fast moth to the students of rad, with the way she just zips around the ceilings
#answering asks#anon asks#monster hunter ik#jtta aus#remember that lucifer was canonically pretty coarse as an angel and only put up that image once becoming a demon#noctifer doesn't do that so he does ALL the bitching that lucifer holds back#he talks with the same fancy vocab but with no tact or decorum#he is the unstoppable force and lucifer the immovable object except half the time luci's so tired he just moves on his own#noctifer would be So pissed off when he figures out that ik and lucifer are bonding#he is completely against the idea of dadcifer. he hates it so much#HE does the protecting around here and he always has done you stuck-up bitch#lucifer will make ik some hot chocolate and noctifer will act as if he insulted his entire bloodline
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someone physically restrain me before I go to the store and buy heavy cream exclusively to whip and put on hot chocolate. and maybe even marshmallows
#its sad bitch hours but i know a hot chocolate would at least partially cure me#also by physically restrain I do mean hug. someone hold me#i'm ok i swear. i'm swearing so hard. in fact i'm just swearing.#z talks#not horse game#delete later#there is so much I am going to delete later lmfao
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y'all better get ready for so much goth twink slander on here soon we are starting Hamlet next week in my Shakespeare class
#hamlet is such a blorbo#i want to punch him#but also get him to therapy and give him hot chocolate#and set up cuddle times with him and horatio#hamlet#hamlet prince of denmark#hamlet prince of being a little bitch
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So sick n tired of missing people they should invent people you love that stay close by forever
#'absence makes the heart grow fonder' bitch absence makes me want to throw up!!!#💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥#sorry for going through it on tumblr do u srill tjink im hot :(#oh 1 euro chocolate mousse that was on sale. we're really in it now
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fun fakt: drinking three cups of hot chocolate will make you hurgly <3
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honey or maple syrup // embroidery or knitting // sheep or cows // meadows or prairies // streams or lakes // baking or cooking // blackberries or blueberries // raspberry preserves or strawberry jam // wildflowers or rose bushes // dusk or dawn // bees or butterflies // tea or hot cocoa // sugar cubes or sugar bowls // pancakes or waffles // books and music // songbirds or rustling leaves // napping under trees or sleeping in a field // checkered or floral // drying flowers or pressing flowers
mmhm @little-red-fool and @flash-wing and @blueeyessynchro *varrick voice* do the thing
#yes i chose both books and music i am That Bitch#napping under trees >>>>#i am nocturnal so obv dusk#i chose bluberries bc i dont eat either and my mama told me to lmao#i fucking love hot chocolate by That Friend keeps calling me a child for it#i still drink hot chocolate and tell him to go roll into a ditch somewhere#so we're even
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