#and babies are kinda scary bro

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!

[catboybrain]

sniffles sadly. every day im so sad that fnaf didnt go with placing vanny into aftons role.... god forbid women do anything ! ! !

[ryn-city]

i was thinking to myself awhile ago that i didnt want to seek out a new cat any time soon after losing an old boy and id only really welcome one if black kitten somehow miraculously fell into my lap (cuz theyre my favorite)

well just last week some strays we feed showed up miraculously accompanied.. by a little black kitten....

so... i uh have a new kitten now

[lazysoulwriter]

My Man, My Rules - Rafe Cameron

There was a fight. Of course, there was a fight.

Because Rafe Cameron couldn’t go one week without being knee-deep in some rich-kid drama.

And as usual, it all started with some guy looking at him the wrong way. Or maybe breathing too close. Or—God forbid—standing within a five-foot radius of her.

So now, here he was, blood dripping from his nose, shirt torn at the collar, grinning like he just won a championship fight, while his friends stood around awkwardly, avoiding her gaze.

She, on the other hand, was livid.

“Oh, great. Just fucking great,” she started, storming up to him. “Again, Rafe? You really have one brain cell, and you let Topper borrow it for the night, huh?”

“Baby—”

“No.” She raised a finger, effectively shutting him up. “I swear to God, Cameron, if you get into one more fight, I will personally beat your ass myself.”

The entire party went silent.

Kelce let out a low whistle. Topper looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole. Even the guy Rafe had just fought—some dude from Chapel Hill who probably just wanted a beer—was staring like he had just witnessed something far more terrifying than Rafe Cameron’s right hook.

Rafe, though? He just looked amused.

“You done?” he asked, licking his busted lip.

She stepped closer, grabbing his face with both hands. “Oh, I am not done. In fact, I’m just getting started. Because you know what, Rafe? You’re mine. My man. And that means I get to decide if you’re allowed to get your dumb ass into fights.”

He blinked. “I’m… not allowed?”

“That’s right,” she snapped. “Not. Allowed. What the fuck do you think this is? Some fight club for trust fund babies? No, sir. We are done with this. From now on, I make the rules. You got a problem with someone? You tell me. You feel like punching someone? You tell me. You wanna get your knuckles bloody? I will find you a punching bag, Rafe Cameron, but it will NOT be at a fucking country club party.”

Rafe looked at her for a long second. Then, he smirked. “Kinda hot when you boss me around like that.”

She groaned, letting go of his face only to smack the back of his head. “Are you hearing me? You are banned from fighting. BANNED.”

“Banned?”

“BANNED.”

“…Like, for life?”

“Oh my fucking God—”

She turned to the crowd, gesturing wildly. “Does ANYONE else want to tell this idiot what I’m saying before I lose my mind?”

Kelce coughed. “I think she means you’re not supposed to fight anymore, bro.”

Rafe scoffed. “Yeah, no shit, Kelce—”

She grabbed his chin again, forcing him to look at her. “Do. You. Understand. Me?”

His smirk softened just a little. “Yeah, baby. I understand.”

She narrowed her eyes. “Do you really?”

“I do.” He leaned in, pressing a quick kiss to her nose. “I promise.”

She squinted, trying to decide if she believed him. Finally, she sighed and wiped some blood off his cheek with her sleeve. “You’re lucky you’re cute.”

“I am cute,” he agreed. “And strong. And—”

“Do not make me take it back, Cameron.”

He grinned, wrapping an arm around her waist. “C’mon, let’s get outta here.”

She sighed dramatically but let him pull her away. “Fine. But if I ever catch you fighting again—”

“I know, I know. You’ll beat my ass.”

“Damn right, I will.”

Rafe smirked, tugging her even closer. “My scary little girlfriend.”

She rolled her eyes. “And don’t you forget it.”

[2knightt]

HII!! could you write the gang with a reader that has an rbf and seems really intimidating/unapproachable but is a sweetheart? they arent very talkative and seem very cold but their love language is acts of service/gift giving & sorta quality time?? <33

୧ ׅ𖥔 ۫ pretty as a vine, sweet as a grape. ⋄ 𓍯

…REQUESTED: you never judge a book by it’s cover. especially when it comes to y/n!

tags/warnings: people being judgy asf/spreading rumours, gang defending reader with their soul, reader is a softie i fear, reader is kinda shy, probably stupid:3c, steve threatening a manLMFAO

ೃauthor notes⁀➷ READER IS SO ME CODED HELLO also if two-bits part sounds stupid it ‘s because i’m high rn and even if can admit it’s a little iffy

—

dallas winston

thought of you as someone to be threatened by at first ngl

he heard of this scary, mean mugged, tuff looking girl and went ‘mh. an enemy🐺😒’

he went up to you one day, acting all tuff and shit just for you to look him up and down and nervously wave

look, he may not be the smartest cookie but he can see someone shy a mile away. and when he seen you wave, he felt like such an ass LMFAO

did he show it? no. obviously.

this is dallas. he’s an asshole.

“little miss tough girl, huh?”

“…pardon?”

that teasing from him DID continue until you walked away because dallas is the type to never back down, even when he’s wrong

expect for the next time you met him!!!!

he was actually asking you your name, where you’re from, etc, etc!!!

turning a new leaf dare i say…

and everything after that was history! cutest scary looking couple ever!

HE THINKS IT’S SOOO FUNNY THAT PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF YOU LMFAOOO

he plays into it sm if someone brings it up bro

“y/n? like..scary y/n?”

“yeah, like scary y/n. and i’ll get ‘er on ya if you keep talkin’ ‘bout her.”

“oh!😰”

he thinks it’s so silly to see you look really pissed off when he isn’t around just to greet you and see your whole demeanour change!!

dallas thinks it’s so cute😭 it’s like one of his favourite things about you!

“😠😒”

“hey, baby.”

“oh! hi, dal!<3”

LMFAO IMAGINE SOMEONE SEEING YOU, A MEAN LOOKING GIRL, SHOPPING FOR MENS LEATHER JACKETS

yuppp spoil that dickhead!😫 he lovelovelovesss getting gifts, ESPECIALLY from u!!!

if you’re clingy, i feel like he wouldn’t mind it. he teases THE FUCK out of u tho!😊

“big tough girl wants to hold hands, eh?”

“…yea😞.”

“awh, look at ya. come ‘ere.”

johnny cade

you might think he’d be scared and intimidated, right? but NO! he’s literally bff’s with ponyboy, he knows damn well what rbf is!

you two are sooo cute together

little kicked, scared puppy with his feral doberman!!!

tells people to stfu whenever they try and spread rumours that you’re scary, mean, and rude.

“you’re dating y/n? don’t you know she-“

“i don’t care, shut up. ‘s not like you know her😒.”

sometimes refuses your gifts.

johnny’s not used to them :( but all u gotta do is say please and flutter your lashes and u got em!!!!

“i can’t take it.”

“please?😞”

“…okay😣.”

and he DOES NOT regret it! he might fight you at first, but he cherishes those gifts with his life<3!

loveloveloveLOVESSS having u around constantly!! since your love language is quality time, you two are always hanging out together.

and, with your scary looks, you often keep the socs away from him!

hip-hip, hooray‼️‼️

the gang was like…worried for johnny at first.

THEY DIDN’T KNOW U WERE COOL THO😭😭💔💔💔

they were all like, “??seriously, johnny?? you pick the meanest girl?? ever???” and johnny was QUICK to defend. “y’all ain’t even meet her, and you’re already sayin’ she’s bad for me?”

when they did though, they were like ‘ohhhh….she really isn’t rude…..oh….’

HE’S SO PROUD TO DATE U THO LMFAOOO

and to know the real you?? treats it like an HONOUR

ponyboy curtis

was intimidated by you.

forgot he was also like you and accidentally glares at people who walk past him LMFAOOOO

You two are like two peas in a pod istg!!

“you look mean from far away,”

“???so do you, pony??”

“…no??”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ‘NO’?”

mean looking couple who are truly just a bunch of nerds deep down to their soul<3

the gang was a little protective of ponyboy until they realized ur just like him LMFAO

They get having an rbf<3

pony loves spending time with you!

gift him a book and he’ll love you forever!!! (maybe even read it to you when you two are finally alone to help you fall asleep🤍)

he’s such a cutie…..

stays close to you in public because he thinks you’re scarier looking than anyone he’s ever met😊😊.

“cm’ere,”

“why?🤨”

“BECAUSE🙄!”

SCARY DOG Y/N IS REAL.

glares at anyone who goes around telling people that you’re mean and rude.

if looks could kill, they’d be dead already!!!

ponyboy does not fuck around with u i fear.

Sodapop Curtis

LMFAOOO GREEK GOD OF A MAN WITH HIS PISSED OFF GF WHO IS NERVOUSLY HOLDING HIS HAND !!!

he was NOT afraid of you!! in fact, he thought the rumours of you being an asshole were all fake

“you talkin’ about y/n?”

“yes, bro! they’re so rude-“

“how do you know?”

“well, i don’t-“

“so, shut up?😒”

cuz like??? did they not bother to understand you???

soda literally made it his mission to prove that you weren’t a dick!!😭😭

and GODDAMN HE WAS SO RIGHT

you’re such a sweetheart to soda! he lovesss telling people about how cute you are around him since it’s his own way to squash the rumours.

“my y/n is so sweet, you wouldn’t get it.”

“isn’t she the same girl who beat the soc to a pulp?”

“she can barely kill a fly.”

you don’t need to do much to scare off the girls that flirt with him at the DX, just a nice little glare every now and then and they’re already gone!

(soda doesn’t have to know that you play into the rumours sometimes. it’s our little secret.)

steve randle

HATES EVERYONE WHO TALKS ABOUT YOU

he’s petty AS FUCK LMFAOOO

they can’t handle the randle😜💯

“ew, y/n-“

“MAN, GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE WITH THAT WHAT DO YOUUU KNOW ABOUT Y/N🗣️‼️”

that was an over exaggeration but you get the point.

gets very defensive when people try and ‘warn’ him about you lmfao

gift him a tool box and he’ll use it until it’s literally falling apart at the bolts<3

no seriously. it could be holding on by one screw and he’ll still use it. he doesn’t gaf. steve will use anything u give him.

he accepts ur rbf cause he thinks it’s SO FUNNY?? like he’ll see you far away with your friends looking all angry before one of them says a really funny joke and just watches your expression change so quickly

one of his fav things ever<3!

two-bit mathews

he makes so much jokes about it LMFAOOO

“jesus, y/n! you sure yer glare ain’t the thing that killed the dinosaurs?”

—

“swear i see the devil in yours eyes sometimes. it looks soooo good on you, though🤭🤭”

HE THINKS ITS SO ATTRACTIVE

and he lovesss your sweetheart side sm it’s like he gets best of both worlds

RAHH GIFT TWO-BIT MICKEY PLUSHIE OR ELSE

He’d totally have it on his bed 24/7. his sister has tried to steal it before to scare him btw.

skmetimes just to spend time together with him—you just go walking around town with him while he has an arm around your shoulder the whole time<3

[chiwhorei]

ʚ Bʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Kɴᴏᴡs Bᴇsᴛ ɞ

╰┈➤ Big Bro!Yuji Itadori x lil sis!reader

╰┈➤ Request: “pretty please with cherry on top write smth with big brother yuji x hardcore rape or smth,”

╰┈➤ Tags: college/no curses, no edit, short-form, drabble, NSFW, dark, incest, drinking, noncon, good guy Yuji

Yuji is the sweetest big brother.

He dotes on you at every turn, especially since you picked the same university as your big brother. Yuji was so proud when you told him. Your brother walks you to your morning classes and back to your dorm every day. Yuji insists on carrying your backpack and any stray books you need to lug around. Being a freshman is hard, every gen-ed has a textbook that could double as a brick, and Yuji doesn’t want his perfect little sister to lift a finger when he deems it unnecessary.

Your brother also makes sure you have plenty of fun, that’s what these years are for right? He brings you to all of the upperclassman parties and drives you and your girlfriends home safe. Yuji doesn’t care much for drinking anyway, it’s more fun watching you in this brand new- and kinda scary- environment. Plus, if some guy thinks it wise to come up to you while you and your friends are having fun, Yuji needs to be sharp so he can punch him through a wall.

You’ll never forget the first party your brother ever brought you to, a waisted frat boy spilled his drink down the front of your dress. “Oops,” was his apology, “guess you’ll have to take it off.” Yuji reacted so fast, the last of the drunken strangers words got clipped by the sound of his teeth chipping.

Your heart races at just the memory, the flash of unmistakable rage melting from your brother’s face almost immediately when his attention turned back to you. Shushing you, brushing hair from your face and doing a once over to ensure you hadn’t caught stray droplets of that poor fuckers blood.

It’s not that Yuji’s clueless, he knows that bringing a cute little freshman to the big-kid parties will garner some unfavorable attention. It all evens out, though, when he gets to watch the liquor as it flushes your face and pulls at the hem of your already-too-short dress.

You get so needy after just a few drinks- needy for attention, needy for a dancing partner, needy for another red cup of fruity liquor. And your brother is always there to help.

That’s what he’s made for, Yuji thinks, to be all the things you need. So when the parties start getting slow and you’ve about reached you limit of alcohol before things start getting fuzzy, Yuji’s right there to offer you a steady arm and one last drink.

“I think,” you hiccup, “I think I’m drunk. Like- really drunk.” You extend your vowels in a way that definitely proves you point as Yuji sits you in the passenger seat of his car. You don’t have to tell him, he knows. He’s the one that refills your cup as soon as it’s empty.

You don’t notice where Yuji’s sitting you down until you’re falling back into the mattress. You fist the comforter at your sides, you’re not in your dorm room, you’re in your brother’s apartment.

“Did you have fun tonight?” Your vision is bleary and unable to focus, but you can see the outline of your brother above you. Yuji busies himself with the straps of your heels, but isn’t holding his breath for you to respond.

His hands feel detached as they settle behind your knees, like the skin he’s touching isn’t your own. Your limbs are deadweight, but Yuji is inexplicably strong and pushes your legs up to your chest. The tight dress you wore tonight falls at the front and your tits spill into view.

Yuji takes a moment to enjoy the sight of you in his bed, dress scrunched around your waist and panties long gone. Wait- where did your panties go? You don’t remember taking them off.

“W-wait Yuji, what’s- what’s going on?” The liquor sloshes in your head when your cheek falls to one side, it’s taking too much energy to keep up.

“Don’t worry, baby, I’m going to make you feel good. You trust your big brother right?” And you nod, because of course you do. In times where you can’t think straight, Yuji can do it for you.

A mess of pink hair tickles the inside of your thighs, and a wet-hot tongue is licking long stripes into your pussy. You squeal on contact, and a low groan rips from your brother’s throat.

“Such a sweet little girl.” He whispers into your lips, punctuating with an open-mouth kiss to you clit. He could lick at you like this forever, leave the strain in his jeans to drain all the blood in his head just so he doesn’t have to stop fucking his tongue into you.

“Want you, want you Yuji..” you’re words paw at him, pulling him up to meet your face. He’s got his weeping cock in his fist before you can say another word.

He’ll fuck you into his mattress all night, pump you full of cum, throw you through drunken, dizzy orgasms until your little body goes into tremors.

Because you get whatever you want when it comes to Yuji, because that’s what big brothers are for.

𓈒 ﹒ ☆ 𓂂 ˚ ☆ ꙳ * ࣭ ☆ 𓂂 ˚ ☆ ꙳ * ࣭ ࣭

❥ ᴄʜɪᴡʜᴏʀᴇɪ.2023©️ ᴀʟʟ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ. Dᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴏʀ ʀᴇᴘᴏsᴛ.

[soursturniolo]

Send Me Your Location

Pairing - Matt Sturniolo/Reader

Summary: A girls night out goes south, and your boyfriend comes to your rescue.

Tags: angst while reader is alone, a creepy man being creepy (this doesn’t last long), Matt being a good bf, Nick and Chris being good bros, fluffy fluff at the end

TW: unwanted touching - (creepy man touches readers waist), unwanted attention

Word Count: written on my phone so I’m not sure

You found yourself outside, shivering from the cool breeze in downtown LA. You had been invited to club with by some friends, and decided to go pretty last minute. Matt hadn’t been able to come due to needing to film with his brothers.

So now, here you were, standing outside the club staring down at your phone, finger hovering over the call button near Matt’s contact. Matt always told you to call if you ever needed anything. You were still worried you’d upset him, knowing if you called now the boys were probably in the middle of a video. But it was dark and uncharacteristically chilly for LA tonight, and you were now alone after your friends insisted on moving to a club that you knew had a bad reputation and didn’t feel comfortable going to. Every Uber and Lyft had at least a two hour wait, and you were getting more scared and uncomfortable by the minute.

Sighing to yourself, hoping it wouldn’t upset Matt or his brothers too much, you decided to give your boyfriend a call.

It rang twice before he answered, and you smiled as you heard him yell at his brothers to shut up before he said anything to you.

“Hey, baby. How’s girls night going?” He asked, voice quiet but sounding happy.

You grimaced at the question before answering.

“Hi Matt, not so well. The girls wanted to go to another club but I didn’t feel comfortable going and now I’m kinda stranded,” you told him, voice soft and a bit shaky. It was scary being in this part of LA by yourself at night.

“They just left you?” Matt asked, sounding shocked as you heard the sound of his key turning in the ignition of his car and it come on.

“Yeah, I tried to get an Uber but they’re all over a two hour wait, so I was wondering if maybe you’d have time to-“ before you can even finish asking Matt is answering.

“Text me your location, baby, we’re on the way now,” he tells you as you also hear him talking to his now, very confused brothers.

“What is going on? Is she okay?” You hear Nick ask, sounding so worried. Chris speaks up and offers to take the phone so Matt can focus more on driving. You hear some rustling as you move to send your location to him, so you assume Matt took him up on the offer.

“I just shared my location with you,” you tell him.

“Chris, map us there,” Matt says.

“Already doing it. We are 15 minutes away,” Chris tells you both.

“We’re coming, babe. Just try to stay in a well lit area and stay on the phone with us,” Matt tells you, voice soft but serious.

“Okay, I’m sorry for interrupting you guys, I know you were probably trying to film,” you apologize, feeling bad for stopping them. Instantly your met with multiple assurances that there’s no need to be sorry.

“Don’t be sorry, it’s completely okay,” Chris tells you.

“Your safety matters more than us concluding a silly video,” Nick adds in.

“Baby, never apologize for calling me when you need me. There’s nothing to be sorry for in this situation,” Matt speaks up at the end, sweet and kind.

You stay on the phone talking to Matt and his brothers, their voices keeping you calm as they tell you about their day and ask about yours. Suddenly you feel a hand on your waist, making you jump and gasp.

“Baby?” Matt asks, voice worried through the phone as his brothers also call out to you.

“Hey sweet thing,” the creepy guy leers at you, eyeing you up and down in a way that makes your skin crawl. You take a couple steps back, making the creeps hand fall off you and your hand grips your phone a little tighter.

“Don’t touch me,” you tell the man. The boys all call to you again urgently, sounding more worried after hearing what you just said. You also hear Matt’s car accelerate in the background, meaning he was driving to you faster. Faster meant sooner, and sooner was good as you now felt paralyzed in fear as the man kept looking at you.

The man steps closer as you step back, continuing to follow you until your back is pressed against the cool brick of the club building. You’re shaking in fear as this man continues to approach you.

Suddenly, Matt’s black SUV rolls up quickly, jerking to a stop on the street. After throwing the car in park, you see Matt jump out of the drivers side, jogging over to you, making you sigh in relief.

“Matt!” You call out to him, so happy to see him. The creep turns around to face your boyfriend. Matt’s jaw is clenched in anger as he assesses the situation, his fears confirmed as he sees the situation he was coming up on.

“She’s not interested, fuck off,” Matt tells him gruffly, reaching out to grasp your hand and pull you away from the man who had been bothering you. You allowed yourself to be pulled away from your position against the wall. Matt moved you to stand behind him, shielding you from the man and his creepy gaze.

“You wanna go?” The creep asks angrily, trying to step up to your boyfriend but stumbling a bit.

You all hear two windows roll down from Matt’s car. Unbeknownst to you, they had already been cracked so Matt’s brothers could watch and hear what was going on.

“I don’t think you’d want to do that man. You mess with him, you mess with us too,” Nick calls out from the backseat. Chris just nods and raises an eyebrow at the man. Matt just smirks at the dumbfounded look on the creeps face.

The creep grumbles and stumbles away, shaking his head. You wrap your arms around Matt, hugging yourself to him tightly. His arms wrap around you as he releases a sigh, and you feel him press his lips to your head.

“Did he hurt you?” Matt asks you, concerned.

You shake your head, “No, just scared me mostly. He put his hand on my waist but I backed away so he’d stop,” you tell him in a whisper.

“I’m so sorry baby,” he tells you, kissing your head again. He held you for a moment before he began to gently lead you over to his car. While you both had been hugging, Chris had moved to the backseat with Nick so you could sit up front with your boyfriend.

Matt opens the passenger door for you and you get in. Before you can reach for it, he’s grabbing the seatbelt for you and buckling it for you, making you smile. He gently shuts your door and jogs around the car to his side, getting in and buckling up. As he adjusts and moves to put the car in drive, you turn to meet the gaze of his two brothers who look equally relieved to see you but still concerned.

“I’m okay, guys,” you assure them with a small smile.

They nod and return the smile.

As Matt pulls away from the club, one hand remains on the wheel as his other comes over to hold your hand. While your boyfriend isn’t always one for public displays of affection, he never was shy about holding your hand, and tonight you welcomed the comfort his hand in yours brought.

“Can you stay over at our place tonight? I’d feel better,” Matt asks you softly. You smile and nod, glad that he asked.

The ride home was quick and quiet, Matt’s brothers were on their phone. Chris played some songs that he knew you liked at a low volume. Once arriving to their place, you gave Nick and Chris a big hug before letting Matt lead you to his room.

“Come here, I just wanna hold you for a minute,” he whispers to you after he shuts his bedroom door. His room is cozy, dimly lit by the lights on his bedside tables. It’s warm and safe. Just like Matt. He pulls you into his arms, gently rocking you back and forth with your head resting near his collarbone.

“Thank you for getting me,” you whisper to him, before leaving a soft kiss on his jaw.

“You don’t have to thank me, baby. you can call me, day or night, no matter what I’m doing. I’ll drop it for you if you need me,” he tells you as he brushes a piece of your hair behind your ear.

You lean up and give him a gentle peck on the lips, and he kisses back just as softly. After you both reluctantly part, Matt walks over to his dresser. He grabs out a pair of sweats and a T-shirt for you to wear to bed. You thank him with a smile and you get changed while he also changes into a pair of flannel pj pants, opting out of wearing a shirt.

You sit down on his bed and watch as he takes off his chain and the couple rings he had worn that day. He surprises you when he turns around and walks over with a package in his hand.

Makeup removing wipes, the specific brand and scent you buy too. He’s always surprising you with his thoughtfulness.

“Here, let me get your makeup off baby,” he says as he comes to sit next to you. You smile as he begins to wipe your makeup off. He’s so gentle and thorough, his eyebrows creasing a little in the middle with focus. In a few moments he’s done, throwing away the used wipes in a nearby trash can and tossing the pack to land over on his desk.

You both pull the covers back and climb into his bed, you move to lay on your side as Matt rests behind you on his side as well. His arms snake their way around your waist, hand going under your shirt to rest on your bare tummy as he soothingly rubs the skin there. Your legs tangle together under the sheets and you feel a kiss pressed against the side of your head.

“Love you, baby,” Matt whispers to you, voice getting deeper as he gets sleepy.

“Love you too, Matty,” you whisper back, drifting off to sleep in the safety and comfort of his arms.

[discountlittlebro]

heyyy… so I have a suggestion. A late night thought, if you will.

big step bro x little step bro BUT their aesthetics are wildly different. Like you have punk big bro who loves seeing his little bro in pastels but that’s still little BRO yk?

lemme be fucked in pastel and not viewed as feminine— what?

(as someone who’s a middle child these posts hit hard in the puppycunt)

—🐻

This!!! This is something and I’m gonna try my best here >///<

Big brother who wears eyeliner and paints his nails black, ripped jeans and beat up converse. Scary guard dog vibes.

And then his little brother, pink sweaters and pastel blue shorts. probably paint each others nails too rah!! Little brother is prince vibes.

Big brother who loves the way his little brother looks, the light colors don’t make him look any less like a boy, they just add to how attractive he is. The colors complimenting his body, making him more tempting than he already was.

Big brother who loves, fucking loves, running his hands under his baby brothers sweaters. Gripping his hips when he fucks him in that sweater. He’s so handsome, so soft.

Big brother who jumps when his little brother asks him if he should change his aesthetic, go for something alittle more “boyish.”

“Who the fuck said pastel isn’t for boys? You’re wearing them right? That means they’re for boys. Don’t change them.”

“Yeah, but don’t you think they’re kinda…girly?”

Big brother who shoves his little brother on the bed, grinding his hard cock against him.

“I’m fucking gay, remember? Does it feel like I see it as girly? I gotta fuck you like a boy to prove it?”

And then he fucks him while telling him how much he loves the pastels on his boy, his perfect perfect boy.

[reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeko]

VDC movie night

what the VDC boys would chose to watch for movie night❤️

(can be seen as Romantic or Platonic)

{{Art by @moriko_twst on Twitter}}

Ace would probably pick a horror movie be so fr.

Like he’s talking such a big game about how he’s not gonna get scared and how Deuce and Yuu are scaredy cats.

Everyone is done with his bullshit but they let him pick.

The second the movie comes on he’s grabbing onto Yuu for dear life.

still talkin that “No I’m not scared, I ain’t scared of nothin!”

Que everyone being done with his bullshit x2.

Deuce isn’t even that scared of it!

“Ace it’s the Shinning, it’s not even scary like that-“

”OH MY GOD WHY ARE THERE TWINS-“

Rook finds it hilarious.

Ace ends up having to sleep in Deuce’s room that night cuz of how scared he was.

Deuce on the other hand, picks something sad.

like Baely, The Outsiders, Isle of Dogs, etc.

Like chat I’m telling you he’s putting on sad movies and crying, then calling him mom and saying ‘I love you’ to her after like come on.

Like he’s there, holding Grim in tears and everyone is there like ‘really?’

hard to believe he used to be a gangster sometimes😭

100% crying while everyone kinda looks at him like 😐.

he just has a lot of feelings man :(

Epel picks “manly” and action movies.

Like he’ll have fast and furious on and force you to sit and watch it.😭

AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR NIGHTS AT RAMSHACKLE WITH JACK AND DEUCE GO CRAZY.

Vil looks genuinely upset with Epel’s choices but says nothing and begrudgingly watches.

Epel and Deuce yap the entire movie about cars and every time someone mentions changing the movie he gets upset.

”It’s mah turn to pick the movie! Buzz off!”

Vil is once again upset, free Epel😔.

he turns to Yuu and talks about the different cars and models used in the movies,

and how if HE were in the movie, you’d be so protected cause he’s a manly man and stuff.

He also really likes the Barbie movies just don’t say anything about it.

his favorite is the three musketeers and the Pegasus one.

Kalim loves Disney movies (ironic isn’t it)

He fucks so hard to Cinderella like don’t argue with me.

he enjoys a lot of different genres and Disney obviously isn’t the only one he watches.

He’d really enjoy older movies like the Sound of Music and Titanic.

But he 100% talks throughout them.

plus they’re super long, he’s not sitting there for all that.

he ends up getting distracted mid movie and drags Yuu to go bake cookies for The others with him.

Jamil is watching you two more than the movie. (pls free him)

speaking of Jamil, he’s watching Novelas.

DONT ARGUE WITH ME IM HARD OF HEARING FOR A REASON.

He can and WILL sit there, eyes on the screen, popcorn falling from his mouth.

hes watching ever single type.

kdramas, novelas, Indian serials, etc.

he gets so invested, and so does Kalim.

his head on on Yuu’s lap, them braiding his hair while he gasps in actual shock.

”It was his brother’s baby?! She cheated with his brother?!” -Jamil probably.

hes just stressed and the novelas help him relax, someone pls give him a massage he needs it.

Rook, my dear sweet stalker. Has horro movies on.

but the ones that romanticize the killers, yk?

like bro is sitting there, Jeffery Dahmer on screen, and yapping about how romantic it is.

Jkjk

but he definitely finds movies like The Hunger Games, Ender’s Game, and Maze Runner.

the thrill of the hunt my ass🙄

He really enjoys the Saw movies too,

he likes to try and undsrtdtand the reasoning and Drive behind what killers do.

which is why he likes horror movies so much.

He has Yuu in his arms, cuddled into him as he coos at their horrified face.

Vil finds it kinda nasty but he vibes 🤷🏽

Speaking of Vil, he normally puts on either movies he’s stared in, or movies that inspires him.

*Que a collection of groans from everyone except Kalim and Rook.*

He really wants Yuu to pay attention, he genuinely feels proud of himself in (a good sum) of the movies and wants them to carry that confidence too!

He’ll explain things they don’t understand, patient until they grasp the concept.

lets Yuu lean on him while they watch, he thinks it’s cute. ☺️

SKIN CARE AND FACE MASKS WHILE YOU WATCH DONT FIGHT ME

Has you in a face mask and doing skin care while Yuu watch.

His potato needs to look good in order to feel good after all.

[whiplashisthinkingaboutbakugan]

The Devil May Cry show was fucking AWESOME!!!

As a fan of the games they put so many references in for us not only visually but in the sound track! I saw so many enemies I fought before!

THIS SHOW WAS VISUALLY STUNNING 90% OF THE TIME. They animated Dante’s hair like their lives depended on it. Everything served to make him look like his goofy and cool self.

ALSO THE SHOT COMPOSITION HOLY SHIT the whole time it’s dynamic. I want to study it for story boarding I love the MOVEMENT!!

The White Rabbit slaps as a villain he was so cunty the whole time I loved him.

For those of you who wanted it game accurate I don’t really understand. This was never gonna be that. This show to me captures DMC’s both goofy and flashy nature perfectly and that’s all I could have asked for.

This isn’t spoiler free from here (yeah haha sorry that’s short) but DONT READ BELOW if you don’t want any. This has to get a S2 or I’ll go ballistic.

Dude it feels like a love letter to DMC. When they did the Devil Trigger cover. BURY THE LIGHT COVER(S)?!? FUCKING MULTIPLE!!!

Actually seeing Sparda, as well as baby Dante and Vergil, was so AWESOME like AAAA it feels like we rarely get to see that.

The change in animation styles for the backstory episode was fucking incredible. I love it when shows play with the medium of animation in that way it’s the essence of creativity.

THE VERGIL BAIT AND REVEAL IS ALL I EVER WANTED. How do you do the most Vergil thing and leave the final version of his design and his appearance in the series for the last three minutes.

Lady pissed me off but I know she’ll wake up. It’s real that she didn’t fully change sides right away. Her arc is good!! I loved when they gave us her original fit for just a second.

Her dynamic with Dante was so much fun dude I love them.

Am I mildly concerned that they’ll ship Dante and Lady? Barely but the fact that it’s there is scary. Trish and Lady are Dante’s two lesbian best friends 😔 I’ve got faith in Shankar productions to respect that. I’ve just been burned too many times ok!!!! I want these relationships platonic!!!

Honestly they did a good job with the more serious plot they tackled I'm really impressed.

As for Dante's Devil Trigger, no it's not as cool as it was in the games (it's design the actual moment was awesome bro), but it's designed for TV animation it has to be simpler. And I kinda like it's goofy action figure look it's more expressive that way. What a cutie pie I love himmmmmmmm.

Side note THE SHAPE SHIFTER GUY WAS KINDA THE REALEST EVER. KILLING EVERYONE IN THE ROOM AND THEN HIMSELF BUT HE MEANT IT! GET IT KING

As for the end, DANTE HONEY ILL GET YOU OUTTA THERE I PROMISEEEE. HOW COULD THEY FREEZE HERRRR. My theory is that Trish is gonna get him out in S2 mark my words.

[brackishkittie]

yeah it's still september but it's halloween time for me sooo

walking through a haunted house with abby and getting scared and clinging onto her every five minutes. her laughing and comforting you throughout the house and at the end ✨treats you✨ for being so brave🤭

in for it, abby anderson

— abby anderson x black!reader

synopsis: basically the request. 😭😭

c/n: just nastyyyy bro, car sex, fingering ( r!receiving ), pet names ( baby, babe, doll, sweet girl ), clit slapping, edging, and oral ( r!receiving ).

a/n: this was supposed to come out weeks ago but writers block kicked me in my ass omfg…

layout creds: @nysrage ( go check her out, her work is amazing btw. 🤭🤭 )

word count: 1.6k

it’s october and a cool festival opens up every year for everyone to go to, so you and abby decide to go since you guys go out to fun places as if it’s a tradition. after doing mostly everything in eachother’s lines of sight, abby looks at the new haunted house they opened up and her eyes just light up like a little kid looking at a candy store. “babe look! they opened up the haunted house.” she smiles wildly as she looks back at you. abby knew you liked scary shit, but you had your limits and haunted houses were one of them. you feel a frown spread across your face when you saw it.

“ohh!!…abs are you sure you can handle it?” you ask hesitantly, trying to kinda sway her away from it for now. “..yeah?? why do you think I’m trying to get inside of it?” she grabs your hand when you say nothing and walks you over to the line. “I know you not getting sassy with me abby..” you squint at her but she doesn’t take you seriously. “oh you do NOT wanna see sassy.” she laughs and you just roll your eyes. you guys talk half of the waiting time and before you know it, you’re at the front of the line. “enjoy the house!” the employee smiles at you two and lets you both in. not even 5 minutes of being inside of the house, you cling onto abby’s arm. “jeez..and you were asking me if I can handle it?” she laughs and looks around in awe, “these people need a raise, look at how much effort they put! the little ugly dolls are looking at me funny.” she says as she gets a good look at them. you guys don’t even realize that a person in a realistic ass zombie costume was sneaking up behind you guys because when you two turned around? all hell broke loose the way you screamed bloody murder.

“holy shit..YOUR FACE WAS PRICELESS!” abby starts laughing at you at you and you just frown again, “that’s not funny.” you sigh and look around again, hoping that whatever the fuck that thing was wouldn’t pop up again and scare you. “I’m sorry babe, but look, if you can make it through the rest of this house, I’ll reward you at the end. got it?” she wraps an arm around you and you cling onto her once again. she places a reassuring kiss right on your forehead and leads you through the house once more. “they put too much detail into this place..I don’t like it one bit…” you say while your grip on abby gets even tighter. “baby it’s ok, I got you. remember that none of this is actually real so you’ll be ok. I promise.” abby smiles at you and you just stay quiet, you didn’t even realize that you were holding your breath. “how much more longer do we have in here?” you whine, “not that long baby, cmon you can do it. none of this is real.”

you were ok for awhile, trying your best to keep your cool but the feeling of being watched made your stomach do flips and turns. the only thing that kept you at bay was the fact that you were holding onto your girlfriend, abby. “abby I really don’t like this.” you utter, still looking over your shoulder every now and then. “you’re a brave girl, aren’t you? we’re almost out baby.” she rubs your shoulder and you relax, you don’t feel as tense anymore and not even 5 minutes later, you guys finally make it out of that horrible place. “seeee?? no need to be scared, we made it out in one piece.” abby shoves you playfully while laughing at the face you made in return, “remind me to never ever come with you to a haunted house again..” you cross your arms and abby kisses your forehead once again. “who are you gonna cling onto then, hm?” you paused, she was right but you kissed your teeth, “whatever..let’s just get in the car, they’re gonna close soon and it’s pretty late.” you say to her, she nods and wraps an arm around your waist while you two walk back to your shared car.

“mmfgh— fuck!” you moan out, her fingers deep inside of you, while her tongue skillfully attacks your clit. her eyes never coming off of you, she’s been thinking about getting you like this for atleast half of the whole night. the way you clung onto her, the way your body pressed up against her, the way you just had her head spinning. she was so proud of you, her brave girl going through a haunted house with her and now she just wants to reward you. “abbyyyy..fuck- too much…” you whine, gripping her hair even tighter and bucking your hips, “you can take it, baby, I know you can..cmon doll, you’re brave aren’t you?” she says while she’s still ramming her fingers in and out of you, driving you absolutely nuts. you try to move back but she pulls you back by wrapping a strong arm around your leg, “don’t fucking run.” she mutters. her eyes darkening as she said it, abby looked feral. she slapped your clit and you flinched, biting the inside of your cheek. your clit was so sensitive from all the stimulation and she was aware of that. very aware. abby pulls her fingers out and shoved them into your mouth. “be a good girl and stay still. I won’t tell you again.” you nod and she takes her fingers out of your mouth.

abby slowly rubs at your clit with her thumb, holding and squeezing your left thigh with her hand while she’s holding eye contact with you again. she started rubbing your clit faster and your breathing hitched. “a-abby please it’s too much!” your back arches as you grasp at her arm for support and try to push her away, “so fuckin’ disobedient..” she groans and slaps at your clit again. she shoves her fingers back inside of you and her mouth latches back onto your clit, her tongue swirling around your bud and sucking harder than before, “abby I’m gonna fucking cum! fuckkk!” your hips buck again and as soon as you feel like your gonna cum, abby completely stops. “you can’t cum yet. you didn’t listen, so now you gotta beg for it baby.” she smirks, “sit up and get on my lap.” she pats her leg and you move onto her, and as soon as you did, she pulls your shirt off and immediately starts groping and sucking at your tits. abby looked feral, the way her hand moved down to smack your ass and make its way back over to your ache, she was all over you. as she starts fingering you again, she kisses you sloppily, your lipgloss smudging as she kisses you, and runny mascara tears rolling down your face.

“abby pleaseeee- oh fuck!” you moan out, feeling yourself reaching your high again, “you wanna cum baby? hm?” she slurs, and all you can do is nod as her half-lidded eyes watch you lose yourself from her just shoving her fingers in and out of you. “abby please let me cum..it’s too muchhhh!!” your hand grips at her shoulder and your eyes roll back from all of the stimulation. “go on sweet girl. go ahead and cum for me baby.” abby starts kissing and sucking at your neck while pinching at your sensitive nipples. the stimulation was sending you insane at this point. you look disheveled and completely drained, “I know baby, it’s okay. you’re almost there.” you felt your vision get blurry and your legs go numb as you cummed all over abby’s fingers. “such a good girl. I’ll clean up and get you something to eat on the way okay?..but first maybe get some clothes on because I may have forgotten that we’re in a parking lot…”

tags: @vnus-starr @mariefilms @machetegirl109 🤎

[rocksibblingsau]

Okay, question about the Reverbs vs Brozone. Ik they are essentially parallels of different genres BUT if a a pair were to date, who would it be and how would everyone react?

Honestly the only pairing I could see is Billy and Floyd (Though canonically Freddie used to date Bruce's wife so that would be fun toxic yaoi) and I don't think it would go over well. First of all, Branch would NOT be happy about it, which would make it already questionable, but secondly...

I think Floyd is a terrible partner.

I'm sorry, but I think he's messy and Billy is too good for him.

I think Floyd would get really jealous over someone and Billy would set a clear boundary and Floyd would be like "You know what you're right, I'm not being fair" and he'd end up breaking up with Billy because he just couldn't follow through.

But that's not what you asked so here's reactions:

JD: He's a very "Welcome to the family!" Kinda guy. He can't do a shovel talk. He might not be as welcoming to Billy as he would be to Poppy or Viva or Brandy for personal reasons but he still immediately breaks out the baby pictures.

Bruce: Bruce is one of the "If you break my brother's heart, I'll end you" people, but unfortunately for him that doesn't really work when you're a Pop Troll threatening a Rock Troll who is best friends with Barb. Billy is more scared of 14 year old Barb than he'd ever be scared of Bruce. He's upset all over again when he realizes Billy is related to Freddie.

A fun thing about Bruce is he is who Floyd goes to with all his relationship issues and Bruce listens (drink in hand). Bruce doesn't want to say it but he literally is always siding with Billy and he has to force himself to agree with Floyd. "No because why does he have friends at all? All his time should go to you. I totally agree, it's not fair of him to have healthy friendships." (Internally he is going "Yikes, how are we related?")

Clay: Clay also tries to do a "serious talk" with Billy and is very frustrated that it feels more like Billy is humoring him. He wanted to be taken seriously, but again, Clay is not scary to Billy. Clay does think Billy is nice so it's not a hard grievance.

Branch: Branch pointed at Floyd and screamed "Keep your lips off my brother!" Floyd said "I think you pointed at the wrong Troll, Branch." and Branch says "No, I'm talking to you."

David, Freddie and Jimi didn't know Floyd was Branch's brother at first so they were cool with it, as Billy has dated quite a few Trolls in the past so they're not too invested immediately. When they find out they are like "Billy... c'mon. This guy? Really? Okay, but if he leaves for 20 years, we told you so."

They support him though because they're supportive bros.

[tinyshyteacup]

TW: cussing, alcohol consumption, author might be butchering Spanish

A:N: I do not understand this culture, heavy use of google, if anything is offensive or incorrect, please let me know so I can adjust -T.S.T.

Part 1

Spare Parts - Part 2

Coco was leaning against his bike, cigarette between his fingers, smirking as he scrolled through his phone.

The sun was setting over Santo Padre, casting long golden shadows across the lot outside the clubhouse.

EZ and Angel, standing nearby, exchanged a look.

“Tell me you’re not texting her,” Angel drawled, arms crossed.

Coco didn’t even look up. “Mind your business, cabrón.”

EZ smirked. “Oh, it is our business. Because we’re the ones who gotta listen to you talk about her.”

Coco rolled his eyes. “Y’all act like I’m writing her love letters ‘n’ shit.”

Angel smirked. “Nah, but you are planning to see her again.”

EZ tilted his head. “Which is interesting.”

Coco finally looked up, exhaling a slow stream of smoke. “The fuck that mean, Boy Scout?”

EZ shrugged. “You never go back for seconds, hermano.”

Angel grinned. “Yeah, man. What’s up with that? Chiquita got you in a chokehold already?”

Coco scoffed, shaking his head. “Y’all are dumb as hell.”

EZ smirked. “Maybe. But you are texting her.”

Coco flicked ash onto the ground. “Yeah. ‘Cause she’s funny.”

Angel raised a brow. “Funny?”

Coco smirked. “Yeah. She don’t even try to be, but she is.”

EZ and Angel shared another look before Angel shook his head. “Damn, bro. You’re down bad.”

Coco let out a dry laugh, pushing off his bike. “The fuck I am.”

EZ grinned. “So if she cancels on you, you’re not gonna be disappointed?”

Coco shrugged, slipping his phone into his pocket. “I ain’t worried about that, hermanos.”

Angel smirked. “Why? ‘Cause she likes you?”

Coco shot him a look. “Because I already told her I got the vodka.”

EZ and Angel both groaned.

“You’re gonna kill her,” EZ muttered.

Coco grinned. “She’s the one who suggested it.”

Angel chuckled. “Damn. She’s corrupting you?”

Coco just smirked.

The park was quiet at this hour, just the occasional rustle of wind through the trees and the distant hum of Santo Padre’s late-night traffic.

You wrinkled your nose slightly as Coco poured the vodka into the glass. “That seems like… a lot.”

Coco scoffed, smirking. “The hell kinda science experiment you wanna run, chiquita? A baby one?”

You huffed. “I just don’t wanna die.”

Coco chuckled, handing you the glass. “You won’t. Probably.”

You frowned, sniffing the glass. “That’s not reassuring.”

Coco grinned. “Drink up, muñeca.”

You hesitated, looking down at the milky, cinnamon-dusted drink. Then, with a determined breath, you took a sip.

Your brows furrowed.

Coco watched, waiting. “Well?”

You swallowed, rolling the taste over your tongue. “…It’s not bad.”

Coco snorted. “Not bad?”

You took another sip, more thoughtful this time. “It’s… warm? But also kinda refreshing?”

Coco smirked, taking a sip from his own glass. “Damn, chiquita, you tryna be a food critic now?”

The two of you had settled on an old wooden bench, your drinks in hand, the warmth of the alcohol slowly seeping through your veins.

You rolled your eyes. “I’m just saying, it’s better than I thought.”

Coco chuckled. “So you like it.”

You nodded. “Yeah. I do.”

Coco grinned. “Told you, bonita. I know my shit.”

You snorted. “This was my idea.”

Coco smirked, leaning closer. “Yeah, but I made it work.”

Your lips twitched. “Debatable.”

Coco leaned back, one arm stretched along the back of the bench, his cigarette glowing faintly in the dim light.

“So, muñeca,” he drawled, watching you sip your drink. “You regret lettin’ me talk you into this yet?”

You shook your head, smiling faintly. “Not yet.”

Coco smirked. “Damn. Thought I’d have scared you off by now.”

You huffed. “You’re not that scary.”

Coco let out a low chuckle. “Give it time, chiquita.”

You rolled your eyes and took another sip, savoring the odd but strangely good mix of horchata and vodka.

But just as you were about to make another remark, you noticed something—Coco’s phone kept lighting up.

First, a text. Then another.

Then, a call.

You tilted your head, watching him glance at the screen before flipping it over, letting it buzz against the wooden bench.

“You gonna answer that?” you asked.

Coco exhaled, rubbing the bridge of his nose. “Not right now.”

You hesitated. “It might be important?”

Coco chuckled, but there was something a little forced about it. “Depends who you ask.”

Your eyes flickered to the name on the screen just before the call ended. Letty.

You frowned slightly. “Who’s Letty?”

Coco hesitated.

For the first time since you’d met him, he looked… unsure.

Coco took another drag from his cigarette before finally answering.

“She’s my kid.”

You blinked. “Your kid?”

Coco smirked at your expression. “Didn’t peg me for a dad, huh?”

You shook your head slowly. “I just… didn’t expect it.”

Coco studied you for a moment, waiting—maybe for the usual reaction.

Shock.

Panic.

Judgement.

Maybe even fear.

But you didn’t say anything else.

You just listened.

Coco exhaled, leaning forward, resting his forearms on his knees. “She’s… complicated,” he admitted, rolling the cigarette between his fingers. “Been through some shit. More than she should’ve had to.”

You stayed quiet, letting him talk.

Coco glanced at you, as if checking for signs of discomfort, but when he found none, he continued. “I wasn’t there for her. Not for a long time. She didn’t even know I was her pops ’til she was damn near grown.” His jaw tensed. “She don’t make it easy. But I don’t blame her.”

You smiled faintly. “She keeps calling, though.”

Coco paused. Then exhaled. “Yeah.”

You hesitated before speaking again, your voice soft. “You should call her back.”

Coco tilted his head, studying you. “You don’t think it’s… I don’t know. A red flag?”

You frowned slightly. “Not calling ... I think that would be the red flag”

Coco let out a low chuckle, shaking his head. “You really ain’t like the others, muñeca.”

You shrugged. “She’s your daughter.”

Coco exhaled, flicking ash onto the pavement. Then, after a moment, he picked up his phone and stood. “Be right back, chiquita.”

You nodded, watching as he stepped away, phone pressed to his ear.

And for the first time since you met him, Coco felt something he wasn’t used to.

Something that unsettled him in a way he couldn’t explain.

Coco came back from the call with his usual lazy swagger, but there was something different now—something a little more serious under the surface.

He flopped back onto the bench beside you, exhaling heavily as he slid his phone into his pocket.

You didn’t ask.

You just handed him his drink, waiting, letting him decide if he wanted to tell you.

He glanced at you, the corner of his mouth twitching in something almost like amusement. “You really ain’t nosy, huh?”

You shrugged. “If you wanna tell me, you will.”

Coco huffed out a short laugh, shaking his head. “Damn, muñeca. You keep doin’ shit like that, gonna make a man think.”

You gave him a small smile and took a sip of your drink, waiting.

"What ... You don't do that independently ?"

Coco stretched his legs out, leaning back, tilting his head toward the sky for a moment before he spoke.

“She’s fine,” he muttered. “Got into it with some kids from her school. Some girl talkin’ shit. She handled it, but…” He let out a sharp exhale. “She don’t call unless she needs me. So.”

You studied him for a moment, then simply said, “She called you. Not anyone else.”

Coco rolled his cigarette between his fingers, thinking on that. Then, after a beat, he gave a small smirk. “That some of that therapy talk?”

You laughed softly. “Nope. Just common sense.”

Coco shook his head with a grin. “Shit, chiquita. You got somethin’ about you, huh?”

The air felt different now—something charged, something just beneath the surface.

Coco’s eyes flickered toward you, sharp and assessing, like he was seeing you in a different way.

Not just the lost tourist in Santo Padre. Not just the one who didn’t freak out over the things most people did.

Nah.

There was something else.

Something that made him lean in a little closer, like he was testing the waters.

“So,” he murmured, voice dropping into that low, teasing register. “You get lost often, mami? Or was it just so you could run into me?”

You blinked, caught off guard by the sudden shift.

“I—what?”

Coco grinned, eyes glinting in amusement. “C’mon, muñeca. You don’t gotta play shy now.”

You felt your face warm. “I was lost.”

“Uh-huh.” Coco took a slow sip of his drink, watching you over the rim. “And now you’re here. Sittin’ in a dark-ass park, drinkin’ with a real questionable dude.”

You hesitated. “You’re not questionable.”

Coco’s grin widened. “Shit. You really are clueless, huh?”

You frowned slightly. “Not clueless, Cruz.”

Coco’s smirk turned downright wicked. “Nah? You sure about that, chiquita?”

You narrowed your eyes at him, but he just chuckled, leaning in until he was close—closer than before, just enough that you could catch the scent of leather, cigarettes, and that underlying something that was just him.

“You’re cute when you get all defensive,” he murmured.

Your breath caught slightly.

Coco caught it.

He grinned.

“Awww,” he cooed, voice dripping with teasing. “Did I make you nervous, mami?”

You huffed. “You wish.”

Coco let out a low laugh. “Yeah. Maybe I do.”

Coco liked to play games.

But this?

This wasn’t just a game.

You weren’t like the girls who usually fell for his charm. You weren’t fawning over him, hanging onto his every word, throwing yourself at him because he had a pretty face and a leather kutte.

No, you were something else entirely.

Genuine, smart in a way that wasn’t fake.

And for some stupid reason, that made him wanna push.

“Y’know, muñeca,” he murmured, tilting his head. “You’re kinda dangerous.”

You blinked, confused. “Me?”

Coco nodded, swirling the ice in his cup. “Yeah. You. Bein’ all cute. Actin’ all sweet.” He gave a slow, lazy smirk. “Shit like that gets a man thinkin’ bad thoughts.”

You felt your face heat. “I—I don’t—”

Coco chuckled, leaning in just a little more. “I like bad thoughts, chiquita.”

Your breath hitched.

Coco caught that, too.

His smirk turned downright filthy.

But before he could push any further, you laughed.

One of his brows raised. “What’s funny, chiquita?”

You shrugged, still grinning. “You.”

Coco smirked. “Oh yeah? What I do?”

You mimicked him, voice dropping into a mock-growl. “‘I like bad thoughts, I'm dramatic as fuck.’”

Coco blinked. Then barked out a laugh.

“Ay, muñeca, you clownin’ me now?”

You tilted your head innocently. “Would I do that?”

Coco grinned, shaking his head. “Yeah, yeah. Okay. I see how it is.” He shook his head, dropping his arm over the back of the bench beside you. “You gon’ make it up to me?”

You frowned. “Make what up?”

Coco smirked. “Hurtin’ my feelings, mami.”

You scoffed. “You have feelings?”

Coco let out a loud, exaggerated gasp, pressing a hand to his chest. “Damn, chiquita. That wounds me.”

You rolled your eyes. “You’ll live.”

Coco grinned, eyes glinting. “Ay, mami, you real confident for someone so short.”

You gave him a look. “And you’re real full of shit.”

Coco threw his head back and laughed, loud and genuine.

Something flickered in his gaze as he looked at you—something sharp, something interested.

Coco leaned in slightly, tilting his head.

“So,” he murmured, voice dipping into something lower, something smooth. “You think about me when your in your little hotel, muñeca?”

You snorted. “No.”

Coco blinked. “Damn. No hesitation?”

You shook your head, smiling to yourself. “Not even a little.”

Coco let out a low chuckle, tongue running over his bottom lip as he studied you.

“Ay, mami,” he murmured, “you breakin’ my heart tonight.”

You rolled your eyes. “You’ll be okay.”

Coco grinned. “Yeah? You sure?”

You gave him a sweet, innocent look. “Positive.”

Coco huffed, shaking his head. “Damn. That’s cold, chiquita.”

“You’ll get over it.”

Coco smirked, watching you for a long beat. “Yeah,” he murmured. “Maybe I will.”

Somewhere between the teasing and the laughter, the conversation shifted.

Maybe it was the way the night settled in, quieter now, the streetlights casting long shadows.

Maybe it was the lingering buzz of the horchata and vodka, loosening things up.

But for whatever reason, Coco stopped talking.

He just looked at you—really looked at you.

And for the first time in a long-ass time, Coco Cruz wasn’t sure what to say

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Hey! What would the skeles do if they got stuck in a hole and a cat fell in with them? Main skeletons thanks.

Undertale Sans - Oh well. That happened. Sans picks up the cat and teleports home. "hey bro. i found a cat. i also fell in a hole and broke my ankle." Yeah, he's in pain. But seeing Papyrus face switch to "WHAT" to "I'M ACTUALLY HORRIFIED" is funny and he couldn't pass an opportunity like that. ... That's his cat though, he found it, there's no way he gives it back.

Undertale Papyrus - "PLEASE ANYONE, FOR THE LOVE OF ASGORE, SEND SOMETHING TO HELP ME!" He didn't expect a literal cat to fall in the hole with him, and he's not sure how it's supposed to help. Is someone making fun of him? He knows when people are messing with him! He stomps the floor angrily, the cat in his hands. Now what?

Underswap Sans - Oh, that's like that movie! Lassie or something? He picks up the cat and lifts it above the hole. "GO KITTY, GO FIND SOME HELP!" The cat runs for its life at the speed of light, relieved that the weird-looking ugly giant finally lets it go. Blue waits, hopeful. ... The cat isn't coming back, right?

Underswap Papyrus - Well, he was in the middle of a panic attack when a fat cat randomly fell on his lap. That's perfect. Honey grabs the cat and squeezes it against him to comfort himself. The poor cat is fighting for his life, hissing and clawing at his face, but Honey doesn't let go. You will comfort him or he's going to cry in two minutes. Stop fighting! Did I mention he's allergic to cats and is going to regret it very soon?

Underfell Sans - He jumps in a corner as the cat falls in the pit with him, scared. Oh, please no. Now is not the time! "kitty, kitty..." Too late. The cat suddenly puffs up and jumps at his face to attack him for no reason. All cats hate Red for some reason. Red is now frantically digging, crying and begging for help. He's never going to hike ever again!

Underfell Papyrus - He was about to scream of frustration when suddenly... A small kitten falls right into his hands. Uh. Edge shuts up immediately, that's very efficient. He sits down and starts petting the kitten. That's his kitten. He has a kitten now. He completely forgets he's stuck in a hole and focus on the kitten.

Horrortale Sans - Uh oh. He knows what's going on. His weird power is acting off again. It starts with a cat, it ends with a... He jumps backwards as a bear barrel-rolls the hole to cuddle him. In minutes, the hole is filled with random wild animals attracted by Oak for some reason. Oak uses them to get out the hole, and then brings all of his new children back to the farm to introduce them to a very pissed-off Willow. What do you mean there's no place for his herd of deers, three bears, a dozen foxes, a cat and 80 pigeons? He's not abandoning them, you monster!

Horrortale Papyrus - Oh great, something absolutely not helpful! Willow is lying on the floor, in pain, wondering how he's going to find help. Then, a cat. The cat is not helping. It's panicking because it's scared of him. It doesn't help him to feel better, he just feels scary and in pain now! Please, he just needs some help...

Swapfell Sans - The cat is sitting in front of him. Menacingly. Nox doesn't like that cat. There's something wrong with it. Its eyes are weird. And it keeps trying to get close to him. He swears that's a demon or some supernatural evil shit. Nox freaks out completely, trying to escape the hole with his claws, crying in fear. Ok, he should feel super ashamed to cry like a baby because of a cat when he's general of the royal guard, but he's not paid enough to fight against demons, ok?! Nox runs back home, terrified, not noticing the cat jumped on his back and is kinda holding on to him like a koala. Surely nothing bad will happen.

Swapfell Papyrus - Oh, cool. He thought the cat distribution system was a myth or something. Apparently not. Oh well, who is he to fight against destiny? He teleports home with his cat and tells his brother it just spawned in thin air. Nox doesn't like that, at all. The fuck you mean it just appeared?!

Fellswap Gold Sans - Ew. That filthy animal won't stop trying to rub against his legs. Wine tries to escape it, but it keeps showing him affection for some reason. That's disgusting. He picks up the cat with blue magic and yeets it out. The cat immediately jumps back in, purring. What the hell is that animal's problem? Doesn't it have survival instinct or something?

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He doesn't dare to move, in case it's a dream and the cat will disappear. It doesn't. Coffee picks him up, stuff it in his hoodie, teleports back home and goes to lock himself with the cat in his wardrobe. That's his cat. He's going to defend it if Wine tries to take it from him. He's so going to growl at his brother later that day. Just because you're jealous you can't be a mother doesn't mean he can't be a mother!

[cutiebug21]

here i talk about neil taking care of a little kid but i have thoughts about the other foxes!

the upperclassman.

matt LOVES you. neil is his little bro, and youre his little baby. you associate him with going for rides, either piggy back rides or in the bed of his big truck or being swung by the arms! dan isnt sure if she wants kids yet but matt does wanna be a dad someday

if you would like it, allison will always be willing to do your make up or dress you up! she always finds all kinds of cute clothes/accessories and little toys for you when she goes shopping. she's like the aunt that always have so many gifts and takes you out for a fun day

renee is very good with little kids! she is really tough but soft and caring. she doesnt mind doing little kid things like coloring with you and playing pretend with toys. if you are religious she will encourage your faith and help you pray and sing bible songs with you.

like renee you can tell dan anything and she will be there to help you and make you feel better! you like practicing exy with her more than kevin x3 she makes sure you are apart of things. she sometimes carries you on her shoulders and lets you give the team directions for her, and always includes you in her wall of pictures

seth... i don't remember much about seth but i feel like he would be really awkward around kids. he says he doesnt like you and it is kinda hard to like him but then he will take you to get food and let you listen to his rock music on his walkman with him so maybe you are bonding.

the monsters

nicky is so fun! he is your bestie. he talks to you all the time about anything - everything you say matters to him and he will listen and respond - and he jokes around with you endlessly. he takes you along with him to get icecream whenever he gets a sweet tooth so he can blame you for it XD when the foxes have celebration parties he or the twins make a fun fake drink for you, and nicky dances with you!

aaron doesnt talk to you much, but whenever neil takes you to their dorm and he is playing a videogame he lets you watch him. sometimes you even get to play and he will tell you how. but really you just like rolling around on the bean bag.

sometimes you play exy with kevin, but he can be a really tough teacher. but you know its because he cares and you can really come to him if you ever needed to. but really you prefer watching games with him and letting him teach you things that way. you also like it when he tells you stories about history. he is the bestest to take naps with >u<

andrew can seem so mean but he is so nice to you and he loves loves loves to tease you. he is more protective of you than anyone. he will let you tag along with him anywhere, on rooftop or driving in the car, even if he is moody and wont talk he will never tell you to go away. he is your favorite to hug. he doesnt go along with your pretend play cause he isnt that good with kids but on the bright side he doesnt treat you different for being a kid he takes you seriously and sometimes it is nice to feel a little grown up with someone safe and comfortable ^-^

general

everybody knows bath time can be really hard sometimes. andrew doesn't mind helping you if needed or renee can. if you really cant bathe that night one of the girls will wash your hair in the sink.

i said this in the neil post already but between neil and the upperclassmen you share the dorm with you are always fed, loved, and given lots of positive attention

the foxes dont try to keep you away from bad things but they teach you how to defend your self and say no and you have a simple phone only for emergencies.

but they do try a little to keep you from bad things cause they dont want you to have the lifes they had. when you walk around campus with any of them it is like having a big scary dog because you know they can be dangerous and they will all keep you so so safe!

[base0h]

Hello,

Heard you’re looking for ideas so…

Here’s a crack one: The Straw hats working in a department store

Would they become employee of the month? Would they be fired immediately?

a/n - IM WHEEZING AT THIS— you are GENIUS bro holy crap 😭🫶 dude luffy would get fired so fast it’s insane— and imma just add everyone bc why not 😂

Warnings ⚠️ - MAJOR crack, multiple characters, I’m kinda dumb and might’ve forgotten people

they didn’t even make it past the interview 💀

.✩ kidd (tried killing the interviewer for asking him why he wanted to work there “I really am passionate about restocking— MF IM BROKE.”), buggy, bonney, paulie (did the same thing as kidd plus he parked in the manager’s parking spot)

literally within the first few seconds of the interview they’re hired | “My name is—“ “Can you start within the next few seconds?”

.✩ jimbei, koby, sabo, koala, izou, kaku, vivi

got fired the same day they started

.✩ luffy (ate the entire produce section and then asked the manager “is there more stuff in the back?”), corazon (he accidentally burnt the place down 😀), sanji (confessed his love and asked several female customers to marry him at his cash register), brook (asked for some poor random woman’s underwear 💀)

employee of the month every single month

.✩ jimbei, koby (old people always say how sweet he is to the manager bc he always helps them get the things they can’t reach 😭🫶), tashigi (kids hate her bc she catches them and scolds them if they take an extra candy/sticker from the cashier jar), vivi (accidentally gave herself this title when she’s the manager 💀)

the manager of the store

.✩ nami (steals money from the safe sometimes), aokiji (he literally never shows up to work on time and doesn’t give a shit what the employees do), akainu, fujitora, shanks (bro also does not care and comes to work hungover), dragon (has not shown up once since the interview), sengoku, garp, dadan, vivi, magellan

the sale sign flipper guy

.✩ zoro (if he manages to actually find his way to the store), bepo, ace, shachi, penguin, queen (you legit can’t miss him as you’re driving by 💀), yamato, oden, cat viper, bon clay, ivankov

they work solely in the back to avoid human interaction as much as possible

.✩ mihawk, law, smoker (he’s the guy that mans the big crane machine that moves huge boxes), hawkins, king, katakuri, smoker, lucci

they’re the CEOs of companies that are partners with the store and provide goods for the store to sell

.✩ crocodile (provides gut/immune supporting, healthy, all organic animal/pet food), doflamingo, kaido, big mom, whitebeard, moria (sells and produces copious amounts of Halloween costumes and other decorations)

actually decent employees

.✩ usopp, benn, x drake, robin, nojiko, baby 5, monet, vergo, franky, icebarg, bellamy (SHADOW FROM SK8 PLS TELL ME YALL SEE IT), hachi, killer

they start tweaking because they asked a customer how they were and they ignored them

.✩ shirahoshi (sobbing), bepo, sanji (asked a girl who had her headphones on), Uta (will get so pressed that they ignored her when in reality they just had headphones on)

they’re the reason why the store’s still in business | they’re basically the mascot

.✩ chopper, bepo, carrot, cat viper, dog storm

the dude everyone goes to for questions/help | “Idk go ask ___”

.✩ franky (has beef with cash register 4 bc it stops working for no reason only during his lunch break and never when he’s not doing anything), icebarg, kaku, usopp, lucci, jack, king, robin, jimbei

they’re the reason why no one likes to shop there | they have several weird allegations or felonies of some sort

.✩ trebol, caesar, diamante, dellinger, pica (he drives this mini car and always somehow fits inside it and takes up two spots in the parking lot), absalom, hogback (people have gone missing in the parking lot it’s scary), moria (would you wanna shop if you saw bro? Ik I wouldn’t 😭)

jobless for life ✌️

.✩ rayleigh (he slays idc), roger, yasopp

a/n - I think i forgot people but eh 💀 the one piece brainrot is so back 🙏