#and at least i'm giving y'all s o m e t h i n g 😅😅

[slashingdisneypasta]

Horror House Reacts... to Zoo Animals!

.I've been watching Robert Irwin and Dave Salmoni take wild animals onto the Jimmy Shows and scare the Jimmy's and various other guest stars sOooooo... I had to make this XD

Plot: We are gonna hand each horror Villains a dangerous animal and see how they handle it. Warnings: Swearing. No actual mention of meerkats despite the gif.

Audrey II: A European Brown Hare.

Audrey II, staring at this hare stood up on its hind legs giving them the Eye: ... that is one ugly bunny rabbit. Y/N: AUDREY TWO!!- Audrey II: wh- AM I WRONG?-

Audrey II has no fear, they're a plant from outer space. He also doesn't particularly care for animals though, since its pretty globally accepted that animals are allowed to eat plants when they're peckish... and understandably, they are not having that. Not in this green house XD Nu uh, no siree, nope nope nope, the hare is gonna get eaten first if he even looks at Audrey II wrong.

Billy Loomis: An Emperor Scorpion.

Y/N: Close your eyes and put out your hands. Billy: ... *sigh* *does as he's told as to not be called a coward* Y/N: *Places the scorpion in Billy's cupped hands* Open them! ^^ This is Phil, he's very chill. Please don't drop him. Billy: ... heheh, can I keep this?? Y/N: ?? What??? No, you cant keep Phil- Billy: I wanna leave him in Stu's bed. Y/N: DEFINITELY not-

Billy, is... *sigh*, a teenage boy.

Bubba Sawyer: A Red Kangaroo.

Bubba: *Very cautious, looking at this jacked foreign creature. He's never seen anything like this, he lives in buttfuck nowhere Texas with no tv.* Y/N: Here, Bubba. *hands Bubba a bouquet of gum leaves* Offer her these. Bubba: *Unsure, but approaches the weird pocketed creature and offers out the branches... Quickly calms down when the kangaroo starts simply munching on the leaves* Y/N: See? ^^ Bubba: *Already petting the kangaroo. Wants to take her home and keep her safe and pet her and give her leaves forever.*

Bubba does not love casually 😅😅😅 Once he's warmed up to someone, that person is his family and he wants to keep them safe. My suggestion?? Sneak the kangaroo back to the zoo in the dead of night while Bubba's asleep. (or call Drayton. He certainly don't want no goddamn kangaroo in his house)

Carrie White: A Boa Constrictor.

Carrie: Um, is this safe?? *Eyeing the snake's head closely as you place her gently over her shoulders* ... Y/N: Oh yeah, don't worry, this one's a sweetheart ^^ Carrie: Okay... *snake raises her head and looks around very peacefully, just surveying the room* Oh, she's sweet!... Y/N: She seems very comfortable with you! Carrie: ! Really??

Carrie was apprehensive at first, but when she realises that the boa is not feeling threatened (or hungry), she relaxes and spends quite a while with the snake in her arms! ^^ She's disappointed when she has to say goodbye ):

Chucky Lee Ray: An Eastern Canadian Moose.

Chucky: *staring up at this giant fucking creature, clearly ready to run at any second if the thing makes an unpleasant move* ... You have gotta be fucken kidding me. Y/N: Nope. This is Jessica-Mae! She's from Canada, and she's really nice. I think she'll let you sit on her back, if you wan- Chucky: No I don't wanna sit on Jessica-Mae's back actually Y/N, Jessica-Mae is a fucken monster- Y/N: c h u c k y

Chucky has a... healthy cautiousness when it comes to wild animals XD He does like tarantulas, though.

Freddy Krueger: A West African Lion.

Y/N: Okay so for this one, um, I'm uh... yeah I'm gonna step out. Freddy: ... wait. Wait wait wait. Why are you- *You close the door one side of the room and as soon as the lock clicks into place, the lion prowls in on the other side* Freddy: Oh. Freddy, hands out like 'i mean no harm': ... nice kitty Freddy: ... um. I saw the lion king. It was... a great piece of cinema; your people should be proud. Freddy: ... please don't eat me, you giant son of a bitch.

Freddy was SO EXCITED to meet an animal, but now he's got some concerns about those teeth and his privates.

Jason Voorhees: A Ussuri Grizzly Bear.

Bear: ... *Staring down Jason* Jason: ... *Staring down Bear* Bear and Jason: *Staring each other down* Y/N: ... *Wondering if you should do something* Jason: *Suddenly walks over and gives the bear neck scritches*

... this is a giant toothy puppy to Jason XD Jason loves wildlife, they were his friends growing up in the woods! ^^ And he knows how to keep them calm, so he's very good with them. He hangs out with the bear until its time to go outside, then Jason follows him outside and hangs with him out there ^^

Jennifer Check: A White Rhinoceros.

Jennifer, as soon as Grizelda the rhino steps in: -oh jesus fucking christ. Jennifer: You're fat. Y/N: Oy! Jennifer: What??? She's meant to be, right?? 🙄 G o d... look who's animal-cist. Jennifer: ... can I feed the fat bitch?

The fact that this is an animal does not change a thing about the way Jennifer talks to her XD She is so fascinated, though, and wants to feed Grizelda, pet Grizelda, ask many many questions about Grizelda... she loves her.

Jerry Dandridge: A Perentie Monitor Lizard (Goanna).

Y/N, helping goanna onto Jerry's lap: Now, be careful with Sandy, he can be kinda easily startled and then his claws will cut into your skin, and- Jerry: *Getting along great with the Sandy, Sandy is in the best mood you have ever seen him in; purring.* Y/N: ... Y/N: ... wtf, how?! Sandy's usually so grumpy!- Jerry: Oh I guess we just have a connection~

Jerry and reptiles get along great, they're cold blooded and he... is always cold. He has no blood. He's a vampire XD Try giving him a puppy, though, and watch that puppy leap away from him and growl like a possessed thing (Jerry gets so frowny about it XD).

Michael Myers: A Bengal Tiger.

Michael: *Stock still, actually considering running for the first time in 50 decades* Tiger: ... *yawns* *prowls over to Michael and lays on top of his feet, promptly falling asleep* Y/N: ... um. Well, I think she likes you?? Michael: *Does not move an inch for 3 hours while the tiger naps, staring at it*

Michael, just like cats... is a bitch. They basically adopt him into their family as their big dumb weirdo child (Yes, even the big terrifying ones) and there is not a thing grumpy old Myers can do about it XD

Pamela Voorhees: A Silver Fox.

Pam: *Loves the fox. Sitting in her chair and leaning down to give it treats. Cooing at her.* Y/N: You're so good with her! ^^ Pam: ~Stay away from my son, dear, and I wont have to sick her on you~ Y/N: ... D: What?

Pamela and a sharp toothed creature is a dangerous combination. Stay away from her son.

Patrick Bateman: An African Savanna Elephant.

Patrick: *A too-big smile glued to his face as he strokes the dirty wrinkly elephant* This is... this is fun... Y/N: I knew you'd like her! ^^ Anna is so sweet, and gentle, and quiet, so- Patrick: -You cant tell when I'm fucken lying through my t e e t h!?

Patrick doesn't like any animals, they're wild and filthy and break irreplaceable things he spent hard-earned money on to be unique, but he will force a pleasant face because that is what he does

Pennywise: A Mountain Zebra.

*i was tempted to do a turtle but... seemed too obvious XD Still unsure i made the right call*

Penny: Heheheheh, whats black, white and- Y/N: Don't do it. I swear. Dont do it. Penny: Okay okay okay, I'll be serious. Hey, why do zebras have stripes? Y/N: Oh, well they developed stripes because- Penny: Because they didn't want to be Spotted!

Penny c a n n o t s t o p m a k i n g z e b r a j o k e s. Otherwise, he's pretty good with the zebra. No problems ^^

Stu Macher: A Somali Ostrich.

Stu: Heheh... Y/N, these things don't bite, do they?? Y/N: Oh they totally do. *Hands Stu the leash* Anything with a mouth bites. Stu, levelling his gaze with the giant flightless bird: ... I will bite you back.

Stu is a little chicken, but he's also really curious!! XDD So sure, he'll hang onto the leash and feed the monster bird!! But he will absolutely crouch down and cover his head if the ostrich starts fluttering his wings. And don't you dare leave him XD

Tiffany Valentine: Baby Nile Crocodiles.

Tiff: Chucky!! We have new children now!! Chucky: THE FUCK WE DO- Y/N: N- no... you cant keep them actually... Tiff, ignoring you and Chucky: The kids are gonna love these ^^ Come on, sweethearts, into the sack, single file now- hey, Trudy, no biting your brother-

Tiffany is in love XD And you know how one-track-minded she can be when she's in love XD

[moonlitgraffiti]

S o. As few people are probably aware, over a year ago, I made a joke post that Joseph Pulitzer and Theodore Roosevelt are bitter exes in Livesies and that I would not be elaborating.

... As many fandom things tend to go, it is Definitely not a joke anymore. As such, I will now be elaborating as I did not all those months ago. For those of y'all willing to at the very least entertain it, strap in.

A l r i g h t so for everyone coming along for the ride, let us begin at the basics: the canon we are given to start with. Early in act I, we see even m e n t i o n of Roosevelt gets under Pulitzer's skin; he gets loud, he gets angry, he has to rein himself in. He will find any means he can to criticize and does not shy away from it.

Roosevelt does not come up again until late, l a t e game, where he shows up unannounced in Pulitzer's office. And it's where things start getting very interesting.

Pulitzer tries to be professional with him, tries to address him in a proper manner, calling him "Governor", trying to lay out his case before him from the start. But Roosevelt doesn't display much interest in this propriety. When he first lays eyes on him, he calls him "Joseph", and nothing more. Medda gets her full name, and he does not address anyone else. It's familiarity, and also some slight disrespect on Roosevelt's behalf. But it's also t e a s i n g, he smiles, he seems to enjoy watching him squirm. Not to mention the comfort in Pulitzer's personal space.

(Now kiss.)

He waves his power in Pulitzer's face, all the while refusing to call him anything other than "Joseph", despite Pulitzer trying to iron out the interaction into anything vaguely professional.

We also have the "hard heart, soft head" exchange.

Theodore where are you l o o k i n g??

After Jack manages to get a deal from Pulitzer and these two are standing up on the platform together, they continue to antagonize each other. But Pulitzer seems to be sliding into Roosevelt's game: he calls him "Teddy", a name which Roosevelt's real life counterpart despised. He moves to push his cane into Pulitzer's chest, and when Jack interrupts them, they both turn to give him this look:

I'm sorry, was he interrupting something?

Foreplay?

Sadly, here is where our canonical events end. However, now we jump into the richness of the relationship.

In the events we see in Newsies, I see this pair as bitter exes. As it so happens, based on the timeline of reality, Pulitzer and Roosevelt were in New York City at the exact same time for a while, immediately after Roosevelt's wife died. (I feel it important to note here that while I draw from real events, this is not to be intended as RPF. This is for the characters Newsies, specifically Livesies, has made of them both and only these characters. The real Pulitzer and Roosevelt led vastly different lives and neither were even present for the strike at all. So Newsies is fudging it, and so will I.)

At any rate, Roosevelt would have been young and vulnerable and emotional during this time. He and Pulitzer catch each other's eye, and after an age begin a tentative love affair. But Pulitzer can't bring himself to be open and honest with his emotions, especially not in a way that a vulnerable Roosevelt would so desperately need, and is too blinded by his own ego to see that he is causing problems.

Feeling ignored and twice brokenhearted, Roosevelt takes off to the Dakotas after the end of the legislative session without telling Pulitzer. This leaves Joseph confused and hurting, bitter and angry, and never wanting to see him ever again.

Years pass, and Roosevelt's fame grows. Pulitzer grows more and more bitter, thinking about the abandonment he's convinced himself was his reality. Until they meet again. Roosevelt as governor to confront him as a titan.

And so brings us to canon day. When your skinny, fiery, weak voiced lover crashes back into your life and he is big, loud, confident, and sexier than he's ever been.

I'm not asking you to ship it, but I'm asking you to at least consider how it can be compelling. Rekindling a love affair that ended so badly when both parties are older, wiser, and much better equipped. For those of you that want to see Pulitzer suffer, he will! That personal growth to force him out of his closed off emotional constipation, to make him confront that he isn't alone and doesn't have to be. And to slowly trust each other again.

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

NOOOOOO I TOLD Y'ALL I COULDN'T HANDLE CHEST COMPRESSIONS 😭😭😭😭

But also the angstttt 👀👀👀 :DDD

But also AAAHHHHHHHHH H E L P M E 😭😭😭💔💔❤️

BC Y'ALL "NO PULSE" LIKE 😭😭😭😭😭 THE ANGST BUT AAHHHHHHH ANYWAY

COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON

No one:

My brain: I mean hey he's used to kissing Carlos-

Like XDD but NOT THE TIME MAN I'M HAVING AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN

AAAHHHHHHHH COME ON P L E A S E E E E 😭😭😭😭😭

NOOOO NOT THE SLOW MO

A A H H H H Y E S BACKUP!!!

OH MY GOSH WAIT IS IT THE 126

OKAY NO THAT'S GOOD HONESTLY XDD

A H YES THEY'VE GOT IT THEY'VE GOT THE NARCAN COME ON

AAAHHHHHH YES GIVE IT TO HIM GIVE IT TO HIM

C'MON C'MON C'MON TK

It feels like for the drama he should stab it in but isn't it like an ingested thing XDD

A A A A H H H H H H NO HE IS STABBING IT IN WHOOO THE DRAMA

BUT ALSO AAAHHHHHH CARLOS

COME ON COME ON COME ON

COME ON CARLOS 😭😭😭 TK'S NOT DOING CHEST COMPRESSIONS RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER HURRY UP AND WAKE UP 😭😭 X'D

A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

Y E E E E S S S S S S S S S S S S S

CARLOS IS ALIVE 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

A A A H H H H H H 😭😭😭😭😭 THE A N G S T OF THE GET OFF ME AND WHAT NOT 😭😭😭😭

PLEASE LET HIM REALIZE PLEASE LET HIM REALIZE 😭😭😭

IT'S OKAY CARLOS IT'S OKAY

Y E S SEE IT IS :'DDDDD

IT'S THEM :'DDDD 😭😭😭😭😭😭

AAAHHHHHHH Y'ALL THEMMMM 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ <3333

(them being tarlos and also Gabriel this time, the previous one being like about Carlos realizing lol)

Y E S :'DDDDDDDD

Y'all the relief :'DDD

AAAHHHHHH LOOK AT THEMMM 😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

TK right by his side :')))

AH (awh) yes Andrea XDD

LOL already decorating, yeah you'll probably have to stay there for a while lol

Not a whiiile but I mean you ain't going home today Carlos xD

SLGHSHFKSHFL VORIMGNP I THINK NOT SIR

YEAH EXACTLY TK XDD

Insane man lol

AWWW lol literally <333 xDDD

Very much a TK thing lol

Carlos has joined the ranks 🥰🥰

Yk as we've been saying with the Strand men, but rn I especially mean TK xD

A A A A A H H H H H H H H H YESSS "Thank you for saving my life" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️

A A A A A A A A A H H H H H HH H H H H H H H H "I was just holding onto it for a bit" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H "It's yours" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Y'ALL CANT KEEP D O I N G THIS TO ME 😭😭😭 XDD

That entire conversation was just one hit after another 😭😭 XD. Killing me again and again lol

Awwwwwwww themmmmm :')))

AAH them :'DDDD

TK and Gabriel this time

WAIT PLEASE ARE WE ABOUT TO GET A "YOU GONNA RIDE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND PARALLEL?"

C'MON PLEASE CAN WE GET IT PLEEEEAASEEE

AAHHHH okay it might be setting up for one but at the very least this :'DDDD also this is kinda a parallel to the conversation xD the one before the one line of are you gonna ride with your boyfriend xDD

A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H WAIT YESSSS WE DID GET IT :DDDDDDDD

"You gonna ride with him?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️ YESSSS LITERALLY :'DDDD

THAT'S WHAT I WANTED 😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️

I mean it would've been even better if he said "with your fiance" but hey I can take what I get XDDD

(still though lol imagine it, better parallel, more specific to their relationship so just 🥰🥰 which includes making it feel more important, and slightly similar but another mention of them being fiances :'DDD I'll take it any time I can get it lol, it being said I mean xD)

Anyway I mean YEAH YOU BETTER TK XD

I was thinking that lol

OKAY GOOD yes xDDD

Awwww :'))))

WAIT ohh noooooo he's calling Owennn 😭😭😭 and he's not gonna ANSWERRRRR 😭😭😭

OWEN C'MONNNN PLEASE

I know he won't but like 😭😭😭 I can have hope, I mean he's not meeting undercover anymore for sure xddd

A H NOT EVEN HEARING OWEN'S VOICEMAIL 😭😭 MESSAGES FULL :'((( 😭😭

I knew it but like 😭😭😭😭 :'((( still, yk? xd

AAHHHHHH AWWWW TKKK 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️💔❤️❤️

My poor baby :'(((

C'mon Owen xdd

Well hopefully this just means more drama in that Owen and TK episode lol

[elincra]

[ ! ] — it seems that [ elinor acosta ] has entered the scene ! she looks exactly like [ adria arjona]. this [ 33-year-old ] is the [ CMO ] of [ comoedia broadcasting company ]. it’s a small wonder since she is known for being [ ambitious and creative ] and [ distracted and dismissive ]. she has been involved with the company for [ 8 ] years. [ GRAY | SHE/HER | 31 | CST ]

Hi! I'm Gray and this is my first rp in a hot minute. I've been looking to get back into the swing of things and this looked like the perfect one (primarily because some of y'all are familiar faces and I missed you!).

Anyways, let me introduce you to my bb girl Elinor. She lives and breathes marketing, think of her as a young Miranda Priestly but instead of a magazine, it's Comoedia Broadcasting that owns her soul. Granted, she's not near as mean or heartless as Miranda but she's certainly on her way to it... hopefully networking can help soften her a bit and give her the social life she'd desperately been needing.

Below you'll find some basic info and I'll flesh her out as I start writing more threads so I can see how she ticks.

B A S I C   I N F O R M A T I O N

Name: Elinor Luz Acosta Age: 33 Job: CMO Company: Comoedia Broadcasting Sexuality: Heterosexual FC: Adria Arjona

B I O G R A P H Y

Becoming CMO had always been Elinor’s endgame, at least when it came to working at Comoedia. When she’d first started as an intern, she’d stare awestruck and the pristine corner offices and dream of how she could make her mark on the company that had given her a chance to put her degree to use.  Between late night coffee runs, picking up people’s dry cleaning, and copy editing internal emails, a 25 year old Elinor had wondered if she’d ever make it to the next step. When a content writer position opened up, she submitted her name and did all she could to prove they’d made the right choice when she was hired. Oddly enough, it didn’t take long for her to climb the ladder. Whenever anyone asked her to do something, she did it with a smile (even if she had to alienate some of her friends and family in the process). All the anxiety and hard work paid off when 8 years into her time at the company, the current CMO came to her and said they were leaving and the job was hers if she wanted. Now that she has the role, she’s realized it’s awfully lonely at the top but as it stands… work is the only thing keeping her going. But how long will that be enough? And will she be able to find another role or hobby that makes her satisfied? Who knows. 

P E R S O N A L I T Y

+ Charismatic, Ambitious, Creative - Distracted, Sarcastic, Dismissive

[nadineselfships-archived]

Me: *glances around like I'm about to commit a crime*

Me: *imagines my familial f/o's calling me their brother/son*

Me:

[imarriedkeqing]

T. Giyuu NSFW alphabet.

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reposted and slightly edited from my wattpad

hope y'all ussys throbbing /hj

srry for grammar mistakes

warnings: my humor istg, mention of threesome, slight fingering?, mention of pregnancy, breeding,

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

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Giyuu would probably help you clean up and probably forget about himself. unless you remind him of course

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B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

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>his

I feel like his favorite part would be his fingers. The way he can make you feel good with them is just.

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>yours

Your face. That sound a bit clingy but hear me out. The reason his favorite part is your face is because he can see how much pleasure your feeling.

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C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)

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2 things

1. On ur stomach or back.

2. Inside of you (he'll need your permission first.)

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D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

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He wouldn't admit it but he was close to have jealous sex with you because of obanai.

(who knows maybe because obanai "flirted" with you he would want a threesome with you, him and obanai)

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E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

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No. If this man has "no friends" how he is gonna have sex then. But I say something he may or may not read some perverted books about female anatomy.

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F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

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Missionary. This man is 50% vanilla you cannot tell me otherwise.

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G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

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100% serious. He's not the type to fool around.

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H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

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Giyuu probably shaves a lot. but if he didn't do it as much it would match his dark blue-ish hair.

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I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

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most definitely romantic! He would want the mood to fit the vibe.

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J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

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Giyuu is a pillar afterall, he gets the hardest missions out of all the ranks (I think) so if hes at one of the wisteria estates and once he gets privacy he wouldn't mind.

•

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

.

Well I did say he was 50% vanilla so here's where the rest of the 50% is.

1. Definitely has a breeding kink, after the battle with muzan and the uppermoons is over he would want to have a tiny human waddling around the house.

2. hair pulling kink.

If you ever wanna get him in the mood plop on his lap and pull his hair.

•

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

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his bedroom or the wisteria estate.

he's fr a private quiet man I don't see him being too risky.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

sitting on his lap while having a intense make out session.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

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degrade you or hurt you in any way shape or form or having sex in pure public.

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O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

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both. He is all about you having pleasure but if you want him to receive the same pleasure you got, go ahead he won't complain.

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P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends. If you want to have just regular soft vanilla sex, he'll go slow and sensual. However if you do make him jealous, he will be quiet rough.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He would only want to do one if you teased him a bit.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

If you wanna try out a kink or something it depends on it.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

I'm thinking at least 4 rounds.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

I don't think he would own any. He only wants you cum by his cock or his fingers.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Again. If you get him jealous he'll tease the living he'll out of you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

If he's in charge he's only quiet a little but once he's near his high you'll hear some sounds of pleasure from him.

But if YOUR in charge I feel like he would most definitely be so whiny.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Idk rlly have any lol

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

9 and a half inches.

as tumblr once said. Quiet men have the biggest d

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

medium, not that high.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

After you and hopefully him as well is cleaned up, you two will have the most heartwarming tooth rotting cuddle session.

[kanesthirstblog]

NSFW ALPHABET: ABE HARUAKI

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Requires lots of aftercare but also wants to take care of you. Very clingly, like, will latch onto you and cuddle you for the rest of the night clingy. You should probably give him some reassurance or comfort, he seems like the type to stress about whether or not he was any good to you once the fun is over.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Hmmm... Totally the sappy kinda guy who tells you he loves all of your body and thinks it's beautiful and 100% means every praise he sings you about it. He loves everything about you from your soft hair to the tips of your toes.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

God. Just imagining him sprawled out on any surface with an exhausted yet dopey look in his eyes, covered in his own cum (and/or yours of course!) after a few rounds of sex really makes me feel satisfied. Really can't explain this one

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Secretly a bit of a masochist but also scared of being hurt so he never asks even if he really wants to.

Also secretly owns a couple erotic novels he used as "research" when you first brought up wanting a sexual relationship. Since you are his first, he would want to see how he's supposed to act in that scenenrio so he could please you properly. (But damn was he shocked when you wanted to be the dominant one. That wasn't in his books.) Haruaki learns the importance of communication that day.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Dudes a canon virgin y'all. This also excites me.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Secretly loves it when he's on his back so he can see your face as you ride him or peg him. He just thinks you're the prettiest person he's evermet and loves watching you even as you tease or toy with him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's a sappy guy. Would probably look at you like a puppy who sees someone they really love. Besides that he's have that dopey look like he's never been happier than he is in that moment, smiling up at you.

Once you've had sex a couple times he might start opening up more, cracking jokes and asking shy requests from you.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Yup. Makes sure he's nice and clean especially

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He really tries hard to be romantic but he has 0 experience in this area and often fumbles his way through it by trying to be sweet and make you feel good. Very bad at saying romantic things and would probably give up after a bit before he dies from embarassment.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Tbh I actually think he'd barely masturbate if he did at all. This is partly because I actually have an asexual headcanon for him and partly cause in canon he seems really put off by sexual things if not being outright afraid of them.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Contrary to some of the fandom headcanons, I don't really imagine the sailor uniform thing as a kink. It just seems like a typical fixation or something that gets played up for laughs to a strange degree. But maybe thats my ADHD dumbass brain projecting my ADHD onto a fave. (Off topic but him knowing everything about sailor uniforms, from design to creation, being able to make them himself, getting happy any time he sees one, ect. Are headcanons I have because his weird fixation with them reminds me of my fixation on rocks, mushrooms, and jewelry.)

HOWEVER

Praise kink. Body worship. He'd love to be pet gently while you tell him how pretty he is. How you love his soft hair or his long legs or slender form as you lightly trail you fingertips down his body or card fingers through his hair. And he would do the same for you too.

Might at least try pegging, and then realizes he actually likes it when you hold him down and pound his ass.

Would be too embarrassed and a bit scared to bring this up but actually likes the idea being treated roughly. If you could pull at his hair and bite him even a little bit he'd practically melt in your hands.

Might try bondage if it's light. Soft hand cuffs or silk ropes are the way to go.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

At home. Anywhere is fine as long as its at home

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

The fastest way is probably being physical with him or just stripping for him. He gets embarassed and tries to hide but you know he's aroused, you can feel it when you sit on his lap.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He'd probably not be okay with having more than one partner. You might frighten him if he starts feeling like you guys are ganging up on him.

Public/semi-public sex is a no go. Especially since he is a teacher, he wouldn't risk his job on the off chance you both get caught.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

I think he actually might no be very into oral at first. But will give or recieve though you may have to hear some complaint about it being kind of unsanitary or something. He's also kinda bad a giving oral but what did you expect? He's a virgin.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Personally prefers the slow and sensual kinda sex but you set the pace regardless so ultimately it's up to you. He won't be turned into a stuttering mess right away if you guys take it slow.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Alright with it as long as it stays private. You'll be the only one asking for these but try to get him in the morning before he leaves for work so you can corner him against a counter. Its best when his back is turned so you can grab his hair and lick along his throat, nipping here and there. He'd shiver in your arms as you trail a hand down to undo his pants

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

As long as it isn't a risk to him (would probably be too scared to try knifeplay) or job (no public/semi-public sex) you could probably talk him into it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Hmmm... Depends I guess. I feel like he might only be active for a round or maybe 2 before he starts slowing down. You could still pound the guy into the mattress but he'll have those half lidded doe eyes cloudy with exhaustion. He'd wrap his arms around you loosely as if you'll help ground him to the waking world and try to hold you closer to him.

At that point you should definitely ask a few times before you start another round to make sure he's okay and reassure him that it's alright to stop now. Strikes me as someone who could easily fall into a place where he'd hide his desire to stop just so you can use him for your own fun since it makes you happy. That could be kinda bad for his mental health.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

You'd be the one with all the toys tbh. But you can sure as hell use them on him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's not much of a tease but if he's feeling playful, he might play up the innocent look of his. He really is a pretty innocent guy actually, but he knows you love that sweet look he's got to him and he will use it on you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

So damn loud. This guy would moan and beg loudly, scream your name and plead for mercy, for relief as you all but eat him alive. Might even cry and whine and beg. Oh, but he tries to be quiet so he doesn't risk disturbing anyone. He'd purse his lips and turn away from you while you play with his body in an attempt to stay quiet but he always gives in quickly. It's easy to turn this guy into a whimpering, begging mess no matter how many times you do this.

You'll know when he's tired because he will be unable to make much noise besides low pants and gasps. Probably best to wrap things up at that point before ya fuck him unconcious.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I have a few actually.

-Has a hard time saying no to you. He's a bit cowardly and overthinks and he would be afraid to lose a first relationship. This is potentially hazardous to his mental health because he might say "yes" to something he doesn't want for fear of losing you. Consent is important though so even if it's difficult at first, keep checking to make sure he's alright.

-I actually headcanon him as a sex indifferent asexual. He can 100% live with sex or without it. Doesn't matter to him, though he's terrified of trying it for the first time.

-The first time you tried to get him in bed, you pinned him to a wall and he was terrified because he thought you were trying to shake him down or harass him. (Well, the latter part was true but not the way he expected.) And then you kissed him and he straight up broke, wrapped himself in blankets and hid under the futon for the rest of the day. Disappointing? Sure, but damn was it cute.

-I'm actually caught up on how he would take to dirty talk tbh since a lot of it I've seen or heard involves some form or another of calling your partner a slut or whatever. Seems to be popular. On one hand if he's secretly a masochist, he might be into it. But on the other, he also seems like he might take anything you say to him to heart and beat himself up over it and would ultimately not like it. Also probably would not be comfortable if he did the dirty talking and assuming he manages to make it through the night without apologizing to you for everything he says, then you'll hear it when you finish.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Mandragora patterned briefs. You cannot change my mind on this one.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not very, so he's pretty chill about it.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends on how much you exhausted him but it usually doesn't take that long.

Bonus:

Some more cute Haruaki.

[jangofctts]

Okay OkAY first of all how about we talk about how you're Killing Me with all of these drabbles for the sunburst bois!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU make me Pine for them!!! Since you insist on writing stuff that makes me think about them 24/7 I would like to Discuss either a night out at 79s or a DATE NIGHT. here are my thoughts (& some thots) I would like to know what U FINK

Blanche - doesn't seem to be down for ~feelings~ or at least ADMITTING THEM so if he were to do either I'm guessing it would be a night out at 79s not a date. would he want to go with you to 79s or would he want it to be a squad only thing? I think he'd be pretty intent on keeping you separate from the squad if he could help it. Mainly bc I think he has so many demands that he just wants one (1) thing for himself but he also wants to do it in a way where he isn't ACTUALLY GIVING HIMSELF TO YOU BC HES DUMB AND PUSHES YOU AWAY so my guess is he'd do neither would go out with the boys and then find you after to... U kno.... Fuck u through a wall... Bc if he can't have you then he can at least make it MEMORABLE FOR BITH OF U

Blue - definitely wants to go on a date. also wants to go to 79s with you. Wants to do everything with you???? I just think he'd drop everything if he could and would be like yes let's do literally anything as long as I am with you. A literal angel who I lub.

Jaws - date DATE D A TE NI G H T. Bump going out he wants to date you. He wants to date you hard. He wants to do all of the dumb dates he's seen in holodramas. He wants to walk you to the door of your apartment. He wants you to ask him up to your room for... Tea. Caf. Fucking whatever as long as he can bridal style carry you into your bedroom. Once you're in the bedroom tho that's when we are no longer in a holo drama but a BAD PORNO IF U KNO WHAT I MEAN

Sweets - b a b y. I feel like this would be tricky. Probably wouldn't want to go to 79s with you but would also be very stressed™ about going on a date with you. I think he'd really want to go on a date but would be so overwhelmed and unsure of what to do with himself. I think you would have to just suggest doing things together and not call it a date. Like take him to candy shops but not call it a date or maybe if there is a zoo or someplace with animals tell him you really want to go there and oh sweets do you want to come with meeeee. And then later he gets back to the barracks and the bois are like w o w sweets dates y'all and sweets is like... Sweets.exe has stopped working "tHAt wAS a DATE BUT I DIDNT OVERTHINK THE ENTIRE TIME" and then I fink he wants to go on dates with you all the time after that 💖💖💖

Kami - 79s all the way baby. Not only bc he wants to drink and have fun with the squad and you, but a l s o bc you two should go check out the fresher together. Maybe inspect the structural integrity of that wall in the back... Vigorously. Maybe make sure the supply closet is secure. M a y b e make sure the booth cushions are gonna hold up... For Science. I think eventually if you ever got to the point of getting a confession a REAL ONE out of him he'd want to go on all the dates but until then I think wacky hijinks in 79s is all you're gonna get... Not that we mind that 👀

Fuse - o fuse baby definitely no dates. Nothing even remotely resembling a date. If he smells date activity or feelings then he is o u t. I think he'd go to 79s with you but I al so feel like he would ditch you at some point NOT BC HE DOESNT WANT TO BE WITH YOU BUT BC HE THINKS YOU SHOULD FIND AOMEONE ELSE THE LITERAL DUMBASS definitely think he would mainly limit your interactions to quick fucks and that's it (u already talked about him breaking things off with you and how that would happen and how you would come back together and I CANNOT IMPROVE UPON PERFECTION)

Bruiser - kinda like blue I feel like he would be down to do anything as long as you're with him. 79s? Y es. Date? Also yes. Mainly I think this would come down to you. He wants to know what you want to do. He also definitely wants to fuck you whether it's after date night or after a night at 79s there is no hiding how much that man wants it 👀 he is looking respectfully JK HE WANTS TO F U CK he would not be shy about that. Would definitely be shy about feelings so I could see how dates could be a Big Thing for him. I think of Him often. I wanna date a Lorge Man plz and thank you.

Void - MY M A N. okay so I think that void would want to do neither. Esp when the war is going on. Maybe after the war things could be different. But all he wants to do is have a Nice Night In okay! Also I don't wanna make him sound boring like y'all will get up to things. Definitely having shower sex in your apartment. And then you're gonna fuck again after. And then since you made a mess you're gonna need to shower again... 👀 BUT NEEWAYZ I think he'd really like watching a holodrama with you or just eating dinner in maybe takeout maybe something you cooked together. He just wants to spend time with you in a Very Low Stress Environment. Maybe I could see you going on dates together but they would have to be the most low key chill dates ever lmao I think he'd mainly just want to spend time with you alone and relax as often as he could so that you could take care of him and he could take care of someone too where THEIR LIFE ISNT ON THE LINE OKAY LET HIM REST AND GET LAID I LOVE HIM SO MYCH LEMME PAMPER HIM MY HEART BELONGS TO H I M 😭💞💞

LITERALLY I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM HERE U GO U MADE ME DO THIS I HOPE U R HAPPY WITH YOURSELF 😤💖

THIS DEADASS IS SO ACCURATE LIKE IM KAJRKEHR IM SCREAMING LIKE THIS IS ALL SO SO PERFECT FOR THE BOYS 

I LOVE THIS HCS WITH MY WHOLE HEART AND IVE REREAD THEM LIKE FIVE THOUSAND TIMES I THANK YOU AHKWEJHRKH 

[luescris]

Oooo this should be fun!!

A:  Ezra Bridger, obviously. ;P

B. .... Ezra again dhjage XDD

C. Basically anything that's already canon besides Reylo. Kanera, Leia/Han, and anything else that's canon. They're all great. uwu

D. I like the original trilogy best, but all three are great in my book. :3

E. Rebels!!!!! :DD

F. ... Can I say none for this one cuz I don't have a favorite Sith-

G. Obi-Wan Kenobi! At first he was meh to me but then after Clone Wars I was like "Oh I love this man now" gdsjhee XDD

H. Mace Windu. :)

I. WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME SUCH A TERRIBLE QUESTION. I can't choose they're all so good. ;;;^;;;

J. Windu. :))

K. Imo, I think that's Ben Solo. I haven't been in the fandom for too long so I could be wrong but from what I've seen there's a lot of people that like him. And I.... Don't really like him all that much. He was edgy and just... Ew h

L. Everyone in Rebels. The show itself is underrated y'all need to go watch it it's great-

M. Reylo. Just..... Reylo.

N. Underused character??? I can't necessarily think of one. Maybe Maz???? I dunno man vrhshs

O. I'm think I'm gonna go with R2-D2. I love him lots, but Chopper is a close second.

P. Oh geeze.... There are so many amazing duos uh,,,, I'm gonna say all of them.

Q. Nope! ^3^

R. The Clones. They didn't deserve to die like that. )':<

S. Anything to do with Lothwolves/Lothal and their connection to the Force. I would get chills every time I would see them in action yo. So cool and majestic aaaaa

T. I don't think I have one really. All species are great!!

U. ..... Not to be biased here but uh *coughs* Lothal.

V. Goodness, hitting me with another really hard question, huh?? I suppose anything to do with the Clones works. Their arcs made it worth watching tbh hfjshge

W. I'll be honest, I don't know the names of the arcs for either show, but again, I'll go ahead and say anything to do with Lothwolves and their connection with the Force.

X. Or. Ain't choosing, they're both great! :D

Y. I mean, they made me cry, so I guess. XD They're my least favorite out of the movies but I still enjoyed them lots!

Z. Best friendship... Ahsoka and Rex, Ezra and Sabine, Ezra and Zeb, Anakin and Kenobi... The Clones friendships, Numa and her brothers Waxer and Boil.... Yeah, there's a lot I love. XD

If anyone else wants to try, go ahead!! It's fun! :D

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