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[girlivealwaysbean]

another day parenting my 50+ year old parents

[exlwandering]

Celica and Lemal Part 5

I actually wrote this stuff like just yesterday and today so it's actually reasonable me posting this now. Horary! Any way, enjoy these two weirdos, this is definitely my favorite chapter thus far because its mostly just them finally talking to each other and this is were other bigger world elements start coming out so world building wise this was really fun to write. I've said it before but I think I should have the next part soon ish. Hopefully I'm not jinxing myself tho

Lemal

“Alright Mont, why won’t she talk to me? Let’s figure this out!”

“Well what do you want me to do about it? It’s her own damn problem if she won’t answer you.”

I invited Mont into my office today to talk about Celica, to figure out how to get her to like me, or figure out why she doesn't like me so far. “Maybe because you’re a prick?”

Unfortunately Balasey invited herself.

“Why not give her some presents? Women tend to love that!”

And so did Cuss.

“Okay thank you Balasey, Cuss, very… Helpful. But we really need to discuss, and truly discuss, any problems. 

“Well,” Mont starts, “what have you done so far. It’s only been two full days so what’s gone wrong already?” He chuckles to himself.

“Oh I’m so glad that you can laugh at my marital troubles, aren't you lucky that you’ll never have to worry about me doing the same to know mister no-marriage. Ha.”

He gets quiet and glares at me. “Don’t you mention that like it’s a joke or I’ll walk out of this room right now. That’s a promise.”

“Oh don’t be so dramatic, Mont, you know I don’t mean it. Relax.”

“You've yet to answer his question,” Balasey finally pipes up. 

“I was waiting for you to add your cents, okay here we go. I’ve: complimented her, trying to get her new dresses, though she’s yet to be fitted, bought her fabrics, tried to get her to talk about herself and when she wouldn’t do that I thought I’d open up about my own interests. So I don't know. I couldn’t tell you, I’ve done everything that Father can’t and won’t.”

“Oh well that’s why,” I turn to Cuss, I wasn’t expecting his input. “You’re using Father as a guild map, you’re bound to lose that game brother, HA!”

I glare at him, growling under my breath, he tucks into himself in response. 

“He’s right about that,” Balasey comes back in. “As well as all that is well and good to compliment her and give her gifts, but it means nothing to the Compatu given the whole reason she’s here.”

I give her a moment to answer but she doesn't. 

“Well why is she here other than to marry me,” I ask, consciously.

“What the hell do you mean why else is she here? You don’t know!?”

“Well why don’t you enlighten me!”

“Well I will!” She loses a sigh, “She’s here to die. All of them have always been here to die and almost every single one has. Only like, what, three have lived longer than a few months, and our uncle has the only one to date to ever survive into old age. Do you know that? Why should she trust you at all? Her family likely told her ‘it’s better to stay quiet, best not to anger him.’ You really are stupid if you haven't thought of that as a possibility. That’s she’s scared you’ll eat her-” 

“Oh and there it is, the delusion! Okay, thank you for the input sister, now I think you’ve overstayed your welcome.”

“OH you brat!! Just get away! You disrespectful, arrogant, little boy!”

She screams at me, not unexpectedly, but I can hear her voice crack and I see her eyes tear up. It’s not my vault, however, if she's consumed with fake knowledge. She needs to learn that her fallacy is hardly ever correct.

“And just for your stupid little information Lemal!!! She can’t hear us!! COMPATU TALK SO LOUD BECAUSE THEY CAN’T SPEAK AS LOW AS US!!! AND THEY CAN’T HEAR AS LOW EITHER!!!  You little idiot!! She can’t hear you if you're talking to her!! You have to use paper! Like Mont did when he picked her up!! BECAUSE, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, HE HAS SOME BASIC INTELLIGENCE! UGH!”

She runs out of the room, slamming the door behind her. 

“Alrighty, if you say so little sister!” I smile to myself but it doesn't last long. Mont’s looking at me like he’s confused. 

“What? What’s wrong?”

“She’s… She’s right about the hearing thing you know. They have whole legends calling us ‘the silent death.’ Because they can’t hear us.”

“Mont can you please not-”

“She is right, Lemal. Compatu cannot hear us talk. Her mother on the carriage ride actually asked me if we could not talk. They don’t think we talk, Lemal. They. Can’t. Hear. Us.” 

“Are- Oh shit you’re being serious. Oh shit. OH SHIT! She can’t hear me!! No fucking wonder!! You’re not pulling out my feathers are you?”

“No! You idiot!” 

“Fuck!”

Cuss comments, “well go to her with some paper! So you can actually talk to her! And remember that weird magic lady from a couple of months ago? The Madam I think? She gave you an ear thingy so you don’t have to learn languages! Why not use that?”

“Sorry-” Mont tries to cut in but I cut him out by standing and running out of the room. As I’m leaving I hear Mont ask, “Is that true?” 

Cuss just responds with an, “I don’t know, that’s what she said! Lemal just called her a cracked pot and set her away...”

I rip through the hallway and for the first time ever find her where she is supposed to be: the fitting room. She’s completely naked but I can’t even care. 

“Everyone out!!”

“But your majesty, we’re almost done here, just a moment longer-”

“I. Said. Out! Go. Be gone! Everyone.”

Relua goes to pick up Celica like an idiot, “Leave her.”

She pulls back and quickly leaves the room before any more fuss can be made. 

I look over at her again, she’s curled in on herself, shaking. 

I shout at her, “Can you hear me?”

She looks around. Confused. 

I say it again. 

“Can you hear me?!”

Her eyebrows furrow.

“This isn’t working, okay! If you can hear me, clap your paws together.”

I go to clap my own hands but I stop myself. I silently pray that she’ll do it. 

She doesn't. I try one more time.

“Celica, my darling. If you can hear me-” I take some steps toward her and I’m only a few feet away when I say, “I need you to say literally anything while… Touching your nose with only one finger. 

I wait several seconds. 

She does nothing but curl in on herself more. 

I panic for a moment, thinking this whole time she hasn’t been able to hear me, oh my god. How could I not have noticed this! But I come back to reality for just a moment, and a moment is all it takes to see that she’s terrified, crying and hugging herself so hard that her delicate little claws are pushing into her own skin and are starting to draw blood. 

I reach for her, to let her know that I mean her no harm but she pushes back, forgetting she’s on a stool and falls onto the floor with an unceremonious thump. 

I quickly go to pick her up but she fights to get out of my embrace. Clawing and pushing to get away from me and so I let her go. I look for anything that might allow her to understand I’m not going to hurt her. 

I look around the room and notice that one of the walls is holding up chalk, and on closer inspection is revealed to be a chalk board covering an entire wall. 

I quickly write down, “Calm down love, I’m not trying to hurt you!”

She shouts back, “Then what the hell are you doing?? Why were you trying to grab me??”

I start to write again, “I didn’t know you couldn’t hear me.”

I look back at her and instead of seeing relief, like I would have loved to see, I see anger. 

She chucks a pillow at me. 

“What the hell do you mean ‘I didn’t know!!’ Are you fucking stupid? Even Mont knew and he said he wasn’t even an official member of the royal court! Why did he know and you didn’t? Who told him? How did Relua know? The Towle lady? She can’t even write! Even Rami knew and you’re telling me you didn’t know? How could you not!” 

She breathes deeply, shuddering still. She is right though. 

But my bigger question is why didn’t anyone tell me. Why didn’t anyone at any point see me talking directly to her and not think to tell me? I really am surrounded by idiots. 

I just write on the wall once again. 

“I think I might have a solution. Let's go.”

I wait until she reads it to go and pick her up before she yells, “damn it no! I’m done with the holding! Stop it, I can walk.”

I go back to the board and write one word. 

“Naked?”

“Yes naked, who cares, I don’t! I just wanna stop getting vertigo every time I need to go somewhere!”

“The answer is no.”

“AH- What the hell-”

I cut her off by picking her up and just wrangling her in my arms. It takes some great effort to keep her more or less still but if she doesn't want to keep her dignity then dammit I’ll make her keep it.

I rush us both down the hall, her grunting and scratching at me the whole way there, and there are several moments where I go to tell her to stop before I remember again: she can’t hear me damn it. 

I enter my office and slam the door behind me, the door cracking like lighting. That crack comes with a bite on my finger. I drop Celica. 

“What the hell was that for?” I hold my hand and look at my finger, blood pouring out.  “UH! I don’t care about this!”

Looking around the room I try to remember where I threw that letter: The waste basket. 

I dive for it hoping it hasn’t been emptied and lucky it hasn’t. Ripping it over I skim over the words.

King Lemal… I implore your agreement to a multi-world union… Great trade opportunities… an ear piece as compliments of The Greed Court. …allows multi language communication without any need to learn any of said language, instructions in my package. I look forward to our next meeting, King Lemal.

Best wishes

~The Madam Greedal~

I look around the room looking for this package, slamming the letter down onto the table. 

I push things around, open drawers, look through my bookshelf but nothing. It takes several minutes before I check the wastebasket again and while I don’t find it there, I do find it under one of the legs of my desk. 

“A-HA! Look what I found! Celica?” When I turn to look at her she’s reading the letter from the Gremal lady. I sigh, paying it no mind, instead pushing my attention to the “ear piece” whatever that means. 

Opening the box reveals a strange almost spiral shaped thing, it’s small but it would be too big for Celica? I don’t actually know. I pull out the instructions and illustrations to show how to put them into different types of people's ears, starting with Shatto and ending with Compatu. 

It shows the piece being dropped into one ear with the sides raised - I suppose for structural support- and waiting until a red light shows itself. Once it does the wearer pushes it into their ear until they hear something? Like a small chirp? Then the light should change to blue and then turn off. Great. This makes no scene but it’s worth a shot. 

I grab Celica’s attention from the letter by pulling it out of her hand and then placing the instructions in their place. She looks it over and when I go to place the thing in her ear she growls- fucking growls- at me!

“You don’t put anything in me.” 

After a moment she looks shocked and then pulls back into herself.

“I- I need a little more time to understand the instructions. Can we go back to your room?”

I sigh, I don’t want people just looking at her almost completely naked but if she won’t let me put it in…

I nod. Giving in as quickly as a fool. But this time I think to put her in my coat, and better yet she barely fights me this time, only groaning when I go to pick her up.

Before we leave I write, “by doing this you promise to put some clothes when we get there,” on a piece of paper.

When she’s done reading it she says, “that’s why I wanna get to your room, I’m cold as hell! Why do you guys have to be so far down south. It’s summer damn it. It shouldn’t be so cold.”

Getting back to our room she jumps out of my arms and onto the floor. She marches herself right over to her chest and pulls out, pants, a shirt, and a bright orange sweater. She pulls them on herself -and what’s so cute is that her pants have a hole to let out her tail- before grabbing the instructions and ear thingy and sitting right down on the floor. She combs over the paper for several minutes, her tail twitches in unison with her nose, her eyes squinting at the papers. Finally, she bends her head to the side, drops the piece in her ear and says to me. 

“Lemal, nod when it changes to red.”

I do that, and after a moment the light makes red light and I nod. When I do she pushes it into her ear and stops when it turns blue. I hear a small chirp from the thing and she looks at me. 

I pick her up when I stand and place her on the edge of the bed and she glares at me a little. I don’t mind.

“Well… Can you hear me now Lovey?”

She pulls back and blinks at me. Several seconds pass before she says: “I-... I did not know you would sound like… That.”

Celica

“What the hell do you mean ‘Like that?’” He crows back at me. God that was a stupid thing to say. Who the hell wouldn’t take offense to “I didn’t know you would sound like that!” UGH. He’s gonna kill me or I him. (Most likely he'll kill me though. But his voice is so much lighter than I thought it would be, you'd think someone so big would have a deep voice, yet here we are.)

“Oh I didn't mean- Not that it’s bad! I- um… I’m sorry.”

I look down at the hard wood floor.

And then he fucking laughs.

I look up at him to see his head pointed up, his eyes closed and beak open wide, releasing a  deep and throaty laugh. His head moves back and forth and he sounds almost like he’s cawing. He really is a bird. 

After a moment he puts his hands on his eyes before whipping fucking tears from them. 

He takes a deep breath before saying, “Well at least I know you can hear me.”

I glare at him for a moment, caution be damned. 

“What the hell made you think I could hear you in the first place? I thought you all knew that I can’t hear you. Riddle me this King Lemal: how does a bath servant who can’t read or write know that I can’t hear your kind but a fucking king has no clue?”

I stand so that I have a better chance at being eye level to him for once, he still has to look down at me. 

The smile from his face still hasn’t faded when he says, “well how was I to know? I didn’t think that was possible and no one bothered to tell me. Actually, riddle me this girl: why did it occur to no one to maybe tell the king that the woman he’s marrying can’t hear a word he says?”

“I actually have an answer to that,” He crooks an eyebrow at me, “two answers in fact. For one, maybe people are afraid to correct a king, this seems less likely to me though. What seems more likely is that it’s such common knowledge people must have assumed that you’d get mad if they so much as presumed how much you do or don’t know.” I leave him an angry smile before curtsying ironically.  

His smile drops a little but only for a moment while he rolls his eyes at me. “At least you have an answer.” He then stands and before I have even a moment he pulls me up and quickly drops me again on the bed. I grown as another headache hits me.

“Oh for fucks sake can you stop doing that” I rub my eyes. 

“Doing what?”

“Picking me up? It’s a nightmare! It gives me headaches, and people drop me, and I hate being so damn high! I get such horrible vertigo!”

He crawls onto the bed and lays flat on his back before asking, “why would anyone not like to be quote-un-quote high?”

“Because.”

He looks at me with a stupid smile. 

“...I have a chronic fear of heights. You picking me up makes it worse.” I try to look away from him but I can’t, even turning completely around only results in me seeing him even more clearly. I silently curse my eyes. 

He clicks his tongue and says, “naw, how cute, the little Compatu is scared of heights, how adorable.” He grabs my sides and pulls me to him, whispering right into my ear, “am I too big for you Celica?” 

I can tell he wants me to blush. It just makes me want to claw his eyes out. I push him away with my legs. 

“Be quiet.”

He waits for a moment before backing up. He sighs and lays on his side, propping his head up with his hands. 

“You're so cute Celica, I just wanna say that, since you haven’t heard me before now.” 

That one does in fact make me blush and i feel stupid for doing so.

“What do you want.”

“I want,” he rotates his head until he’s looking at me upside down, “to talk to you, to get to know you. So… What are… Your favorite… Hobbies?”

“Is that really the best you could come up with?”

“Oh come on! Humor me Wife.”

I growl at him but it only serves to make him chuckle.

“I like to write. And read. The arts in general suit me very much I think.”

“Oh~ what types of stories? What art? Do tell.”

“Well I like-”

“Romances? Oh I can just imagine you all curled up enjoying a nice long romance.” He smiles and winks at me.

“Historical texts.”

“...What?”

“I like studying history. A little. I packed five or six books on my kingdom's history, two on yours and a couple others. They are mostly textbook styled but they do have some personality to them and my favorite one talks about its subjects in a discovery type of way and the narrator constantly falls into little obsessive episodes. It’s very funny to me.”

For a moment he could barely do anything but stare at me

He looks vaguely confused. “So… You’re a little historian, okay.”

“Not really. History is just fun.”

He thinks for a moment before asking, “Do you read anything else? Or write? Mont told me you write pretty frequently.”

This kind of strikes me, I guess Mont told Lemal about how I wrote the whole way here. “...I do, but mostly just about my own life, or my family. I don’t write many original works, and besides, it’s important for royalty to write about their experiences, you know, for history's sake.”

He nodds when he says, “Hmm. Well I don’t think you’re wrong. Oh, but Question: if it's for the people of the future to read, why don’t you want me to read it.”

“Are you from the future?”

He laughs at this. “ I suppose not. But still, why?”

“While I'm alive, my thoughts are private and totally mine, no one else's. Not even yours, King,” I bite back.

“Aww, I told you, just Lemal for you.” He stops for a moment, scratching the side of his beak, (he’s actually got a small dent exactly where he’s scratching. I guess he does that a lot. Maybe it helps him think?) he mutters, “I actually don't think you heard that.” 

“You're right, I didn’t hear it but I could tell what you meant. You have…” I wave my hands for emphasis, “very expressive body language.”

He laughs before nodding, “I suppose you’re right. By the way, why didn’t you ever try to tell me that you couldn’t hear me?”

I sit quietly for a moment before saying,“I thought you were toying with me.”

His eyes widen and he pulls his head back. “No. No never, I don't like to…” He stops short, “And I would never do that to you. Happy wife, happy life. So I don't intend to play with your mind like that.” He reaches out to me and boops me on the nose, making me sneeze. I Swear he squeals just a little, like the thought of my sneezing is just too cute.

I sit there for a moment, I can’t tell if he’s completely serious yet, it seems like it but he always seems to have this aloofness to him, but then he acts so caring in one moment and then the next… I don’t even know. So all I can respond with is a quiet, “that’s good.”

He smiles a little bit. It makes me want to change the subject. 

“...What do you like to do? Hobbies.”

“Naw, is that the best you can come up with?”

I look up at him caught off guard, he's laid down now, lounging on his back, hands behind his head and smiling at me. 

Before I can say anything he picks up again, “I like to hunt obviously, and I'm a bit of a reader myself. However I do have one obsession that’s been nagging at me recently.”

He gets quiet and waits for me to say something so I respond bored,” and what would that be.” 

“Oh, nothing much, just a little Compatu named Celica, she’s rather adorable from tip to tail. Tell me, what do you think of my obsession, hmm?” (He thinks he’s so damn clever.)

“I think it’s rather boyish and that you might hope to reign that ‘obsession’ in a bit, after all you’ve only known her for about three days.” 

“Wise words, I suppose. However I’m not sure I’ll heed your advice, little love, as soon we'll have known each other for a lot longer.” 

He reaches out for me and scratches under my chin, the sensation is nice but the fact that he’s doing that with a claw that could push through my skin like butter makes me weary of the touch, so I push him away. 

He clicks his tongue in disappointment before pulling his hand back. 

“Why are you so weary of me?”

This feels like the most obvious thing ever to me, maybe he just thinks I'm dull? Or that now that we're married I should hand myself in whole to him. Trust him. (Well excuse me for having survival instincts.) “Well for one I don’t know you, this is the first real conversation we’ve had.”

“Well that’s nothing, my own father met my mother the day of their wedding just as you and I did, hell, he picked her out from a collection of other women.”

“That’s disgusting,” I pulled myself further away from him.

“What? No, not at all. Wait, how do the Compatu usually marry?”

“Normally. We meet someone, get to know them and fall in love, then after a long time of being in a relationship they may get married, but the decision is mutual, not… Like this.” I curl in on myself, hugging my knees to my chest. Looking over at him, he almost has a remorseful look on his face but it’s overshadowed by his confusion. 

After a moment of being quiet he nearly whispers, “Have you ever been in a relationship before?” (Thinking about it, it’s like he’s scared of the answer.)

I turn to him, sighing before saying, “yes. Three. I loved them all very much, especially my last one… But he didn’t know who I really was until the end of the relationship, and when he found out that I was promised to you…” I closed my eyes and turned from him, I don’t want him to see me cry. So with a shaky voice I finish, “he left me, so that he wouldn’t be.. I don’t know. Reprimanded? Killed even? By the- ...By you.” Silence fills the room but before I know it, Lemal pulls me into a hug. He wrapps his wings around me and rests his beak on my head.

“I am truly sorry, My Love. You didn’t deserve to be hurt like that.” He then wipes a small tear (that I hadn’t realized I had shed) away with his claws.

“It’s fine.” I try to pull myself out of his arms. “Anyone who would just up and leave like that is not someone I want in my life anyhow.” Finally I pull so hard that I pop out of his hands, go flying into the air and land on my face. 

He fucking giggles. 

I mutter, “fuck you…”

“Excuse me?”

I stay quiet for a moment before saying it again. “Fuck. You.”

After an almost amused moment of silence he says, “Wow. I comfort you and then you curse me, how kind.” He’s crosses his legs and is propping his head up with his hand now.

“Well you laugh at me when I try and get out of your grasp, what's fair is fair.”

“Oh no, no, no, that wasn’t fair.” He says pulling me by the waist until I’m in his lap again. I don’t think he can help himself from touching me. My evidence? He’s rubbing my waist, and I can see how he tilts his head a little to get a better look at me. I hate how I almost like this type of attention, it's been forever since I’ve just been touched like this .(But does it have to be him??) 

He’s about to say something but stops short. Maybe it’s because I’m not fighting him?

No matter the reason he keeps going, groping me and moving his hands further back unti-

“Ee!”

He pinches my fucking tail, hard. 

I finally kick myself out of his grasp. 

“I should have known that would be too far.” he mutters.

When I’ve positioned myself to have my tail facing away from him I ask, “what the hell were you trying to accomplish there?! That shit hurts!” Still rubbing the base of my tail mind you.

(I’m lying. I hate that I have to lie. Frankly it shouldn’t have felt that fucking good. I hate myself for liking it actually. Stupid, Stupid-)

“I- I’m not actually sure. But I am sorry. If that helps?”

“No you’re fine, I let you go that far anyway…”

“So… You liked it? Other than the pinch I mean.”

“I’d prefer not to answer that.”

He smiled then, more than likely knowing the truth.

I just want to change the subject now. “So… What’s your family like, you said something about your mother and father, what are they like?”

He blinks at the subject change but submits to it. “Oh my father is a bastard, not that I’m ever going to tell him that, and neither should you. Not that I think you will though. It’s my mother I’m more fond of. We’ve always been rather close. She is one of the fairest women alive, even with her growing age there is not another woman who could even compare.”

“That’s… You know how odd that sounds coming from her son. Right?”

“I do, but that's what she tells me all of the time, and she is beautiful. It’s why my father picked her actually. She was known as the most beautiful woman in all of our territories and so she was brought to the palace here and was wed to my father. Of course you’ve seen her so you know just how lovely she is.”

“You’re right, I have seen her.” I think of the stylish woman that poked and prodded at me, and the judgmental looks, those make a bit more sense now, she must be pretty vain. “She was the previous queen, correct? What was her role here?”

“Oh she wasn’t Queen, nor was my father King.”

“They… Weren't?”

“Not at all. My father was what you call the breeder. The second born son is to marry and have children. His first son shall be King and then the second born is the Breeder and so it just goes on like that. It’s rather unorthodox compared to the other species' way of doing things.”

“Is that because of our marriage?”

“Yes, it is my smart, little Wife. The Breeder may marry whom he wishes but the King has a moral responsibility to tradition and so on, so forth.”   

“Interesting. Wait so back to your family, you have a younger brother?”

“I do, he’s rather dull but he’ll likely do rather well at his role. He’s always going on about finding a wife that he loves and such, and if he accomplishes that fast enough he’ll likely produce dozens of little children. I also have a sister, she can be rather delusional and my father has to threaten her with marriage almost every hour for her to behavior but that’s just because she has no real role to play in court, but honestly there aren't any roles for her to play anyway given her woman hood. And she’d do no good as a breeder given her refusal of men, she continues to perplex me.”

“Wait so she just does nothing everyday and that’s just okay? Surely she must do something everyday.” That’s such a horrible fate to me, just doing nothing but being seen for the rest of my life, I can only pray that that doesn't happen to me here. For now I have my tunnels but as soon as I’m done… What then?

“Oh she does, she taught herself to read when she was only, what? Four or five? And ever since you could always find her in the library, but it clouds her mind rather horribly, she barely takes care of herself and her delusions have nearly completely taken her over.” He looks so remorseful for her.

“That’s terrible, she doesn't hurt herself does she? Have you taken her to the doctor or some type of physician or psychiatrist?”

He shakes his head dismissively. “No, father doesn't think that’s needed, I don’t think so either, she just needs to do something other than just think, or at least that's what I believe.”

I’m quiet for a moment before he decides he’s had enough of the silence.

“Anyhow though I don’t want this conversation to get too dark, so do you have any siblings?”

I laugh to myself (more of a giggle to be honest but that’s a bit embarrassing to admit.) 

“Do I have siblings? A better question is ‘does the amount of siblings you have ever end!”

“Oh? How many do you have?”

“Guess,” I say, still giggling to myself.

He sits for a moment before saying, “well it can’t be any more than- what? 10? No! I’ll go 15, just to be safe.”

I laugh right into his face, harder than I thought I would for a long while. I have no doubt that he thinks he’s way over shot but oh do I have a surprise for him.

“I have thirty-one siblings!” I spout out. At this point I am laughing so hard that I might throw up and when I look at him again his beak is as open as a broken hinge and his eyes are so wide that I can see the whites of his eyes (I guess he doesn't have all black eyes after all, huh.)

“Woman! DO I feel sorry for your mother, my goodness! Unless you have several? How does one even get that many children! Thirty-two children- by Magont! That’s just insane!” He’s laughing at the end of his sentence but there's a twinge of nervousness. 

“Don’t worry too much, I was born in a litter, all Compatu are.”

“Wait so- how does that work?”

I compose myself before explaining, “I was in my mother's first litter and was supposedly the first one out, but there were- and get ready for this, you’re gonna freak out so compose yourself.” He fixes his poster, hands rested in his lap and nods when he’s ready. “I was one of seven in my mothers first litter.”

His beak breaks itself open again and he laughs again, “How does one woman hold that many children in her? My goodness!”

“Well in all fairness Compatu babies, even when they stretch out all the way, arent even as big as my hand, so… They’re really tiny.”

He puts my hands in his and rubs the back of them with those claws again. (To be honest it’s not really that scary anymore, I mean, he’s always been rather gentle with me. Other than earlier but in all fairness I was fighting him to get out of his grasp and naken, and who knows how people here would interpret that.)

“Thats’ an adorable image,” he practically sighs this into the air, his voice going soft. 

“It really is, when we’re born, we’re blind as well so our mothers and fathers have to lick our eyes open. It's cuter than it sounds, I helped deliver my mother’s fifth and last litter and it was really sweet. My father says he was the one to give me sight. I wish I could have kids…” I let that last bit out before I consider what I’m saying and before Lemal can say anything in response I change the subject, just a little. 

“So what do Shatoo babies look like?” I fake a smile and look up at him and it felt like he was blushing, hard to tell though.

“Well…” He starts, I suppose remembering his siblings' births, “they are also rather cute. I didn’t see my little sister being born as I was at a military camp at the time but when my brother was born I was very much present, almost wishing I wasn’t.”

We both laugh for a moment, “but my brother had small little legs, no real claws and a very short beak, very round. It gets longer as we get older but it stops while we’re still pretty young. I remember how it took me years to grow into mine all the way and I’m still not sure if it’s too big for me, haha.”

I laugh at that too before thinking, “Wait, why do you have to grow your beaks? Do you know why it’s so short at first?”

“Oh, so it doesn't scratch the mother on the inside, you know, while she’s pregnant.”

Excuse me what. “Wait, I thought Shatoo were hatched, like in eggs?”

His eyes widen and he caws to himself, “What? No! Not at all, our women get pregnant! Why did you think of eggs?”

I look him up and down, “maybe because you’re a bird? Aren't you?”

He shakes his head in disbelief “Not really, I think more canine actually. I mean-” He slides off of the bed and takes off his shirt, “Actually take a look at me, look past the feathers and wings and beak, actually look at my body.”

I do and sure enough everything suggests canine. Long thin limbs that can be used to walk on all fours, backwards knees, and hands that take the shape of elongated paws, and feathers covering his legs entirely until a furless set of paw like claws … That would also explain the teeth.

“Huh, I guess so.”

He smiles

“Okay but you can’t blame me for thinking that!” I shout, laughing to myself.

He too laughs hard, holding himself up by leaning on the bed, his head moving up and down. Eventually that up and down motion becomes shakes and he just says, "I'm gonna go change into some sleep clothes, I’ll let you change in here.” He reaches into his dresser and pulls out his night pants and heads to the toilet room to change. 

Once the door closes I head for my chest and pull out a loose knitted nightshirt, shorts and a book, the favorite one that I had talked about earlier. The Strange History  of our Nation's Most Beloved Monuments, Catacombs and Palaces.

I jump back onto the bed and change, throwing my day clothes on top of the chest, right then the door opens and Lemal comes walking out in just his night pants, he then quickly throws himself onto the bed onto one his giant hides.

His eyes are closed and he looks very comfortable.

“Hey,” I start, curiosity grabbing me. His eyes open and he looks up at me. “Did you hunt and skin that?” I point to the hide and he awkwardly looks down the whites of his eyes showing again, making me smile a little. 

“Why yes I did, this was one of my first actually, my father and I went hunting and he taught me how to skin animals. This particular beast was a Barcuma. They're actually almost the size of a Shatoo, which was very scary to little me. My father took me to kill one so that I wouldn’t be scared anymore. It nearly killed me. But I wasn’t scared anymore.”

“Hold on,” I start, “did he send you to kill it by yourself! Were you okay?”

He caws (which I guess is like his version of snorting), “Oh no. Very much not, it broke my arm actually, it put up a real fight. Wanna see the scar?”

I’m taken aback by this, is he actually looking back on this fondly? I give him a small nod and he lifts himself to his knees and shows me the scar, it takes a little bit of looking but in the middle of his bicep there is a jagged gray scar where his feathers just stop. Despite myself I reach for his arm and lightly trace the scar. It goes almost entirely around his arm. 

“That must have hurt so terribly.” 

“Oh trust me, it did. But it was the first scar I ever got, it’s a sign of strength against adversity and fear.” he pulls his arm up and admires the scar, proudly. “Every scar on my body is a sign of strength and that is incredibly important to me. Both the scar and what it represents. They all mean something different too, some type of adversity. You know?” I give him a very close once over then, and when I do this I see dozens of smaller scars. For example: one on his neck that looks almost like a stab wound; two under his left eye, they’re thin and short; a massive bite mark on his side, looking around him it goes almost all around his back and some small bits of skin are missing around each tooth mark; and dozens of scratches and bite marks all over both of his wings, making them spotting in places (and that's just their insides, their outsides must be much worse).

After a moment of silence from my part I whisper, “That’s terrifying Lemal.”

He laughs a little before saying, “oh don’t worry about it my Little Love. And again, I look at them in fondness. And more are to come. Besides, I'm not the only one with scars to show for.”

I crinkle my brow in confusion before he gestures to my thighs. I realize that he’s talking about my digging scars. Some are as fresh as from yesterday. 

“Oh, no, those aren’t really like yours.” When I look back at him he’s laying down, and is stretching his wings out over the bed. “Hey, leave some room for me!” I Laugh as he lifts his wings and after a moment I crawl under his wing and sit down on a pillow. He drops his wing and it rests over my legs. 

“Why aren't they the same, how did you get them?”

“Digging madness.”

He looks confused and especially sounds it when he asks, “Digging madness? I haven’t married a mad woman have I?”

“Ha you wish, but no. Digging madness usually happens with royals because we live in the palace, Compatu have the natural instinct to make burrows instead. So after a while you start experiencing ‘digging madness’ where you kinda get really obsessed with digging a burrow. Sometimes in the same place, sometimes not. It’s just a very intense need to dig. Doesn't really matter if it becomes a burrow or not.”

He’s quiet for a moment before asking, “is that what happened the other day? I know you said you were making a garden but…”

I panic for a moment, and I really try not to. IF I’m unlucky enough he'll be able to tell what it is before I even answer. So in my smoothest most non-lying voice I lie, “Oh, umm well both. Needed dirt for the garden and I got digging madness as a result of digging too much for too long. That’s another way to get it.” (It really is though. You know I find the best way to lie is to add truths to the lie, like how I did get digging madness, that I needed dirt for the garden. But not why. None of that was actually a lie thinking about it, I just didn’t tell him everything.)  He begins to nod but I just wanna change the subject, so I spit out, “What were you doing that day? What were you up to?”

His eyes widen in interest and he looks away from me, “well, my Celica I was busy in the trading town nearby getting fabric for your new dresses! You're gonna look just so cute in them, I’m designing them myself. Also,” he looks back at me, “Do dresses for Compatu have little holes for your tails?” 

I Sigh before reluctantly nodding (the last thing I want is more dresses, give me pants and I'm perfectly fine. Besides they’re so difficult to run in, especially when on all fours which I think I might have to do everyday for the rest of my life. I’m so glad I packed some other clothes.)

“Good,”  he says, a goofy smile on his face, “That’s just the most adorable image ever!” he looks over to me, “you’re gonna be adorable.”

I throw back a sarcastic, “Hooray.”

He clicks his tongue, “Naw, I know you don’t think you’re cute but you really are. I'll make sure that that is a very well known fact to you. Eventually.”

I sigh, “I am so grateful.”

We’re quiet for a moment. It’s kind of striking. Before now every single time we’ve gotten quiet with one another it’s always had this sense of awkwardness, or even hatred on my part. This feels different. Relaxed and comforting, if just this is the rest of my life I'm not too sure how opposed I am to the idea. Comfortably discussing our families, idly relaxing talking about our interests, it doesn't sound terrible.  If this is who he really is… It’s much better than the alternative to say the least. 

He’s smiling at me when he says, “what do you have there?”

I look down at my lap. “It’s that book I was talking about.”

He gets a slightly bored expression on his face, it’s playful though, “are you going to put me to sleep with your boring history lessons?”

I whack his beak with my book softly before saying, “I’ll show you, just let me read you one chapter, just one. You’ll be begging for more, I swear it.”

He gives me a look that says ‘I don’t believe you’ before actually saying, “sure. It’s a quick trip to sleep, so I don’t mind. Besides,” he stops for a moment before looking at me differently, very fondly, “I rather enjoy hearing your voice.”

We smile at each other for a moment before I open the book to page one. 

In the end I was right, we finished the whole thing, albeit very deep into the night.

[cult-of-the-eye]

streets????? It's not the worst poem I've ever heard

OMG MARTIN K BLACKWOOD

God I can't get over his fake little middle name

OMG TIM

ha help him Vs stop him

I love how their view of Jon differs so much and they're both sort of right because they both only have a certain amount of information about what's going on

He's never gonna speak to us again

My poor boy is so stressed about Jon I don't think that's the most pressing matter here

Jesus Christ Martin doesn't believe the institute is supernatural?

I guess he would have no reason to cause he'd probably think they were protecting him against Prentiss not anything bad

Omg tims on the money for all of it

OH WHAT THE FUCK

That's so unsettling oh my god

NOT SASHA???

Oh my god Martin he goes down into the tunnels my dude

WHY DID HE TAKE MICHAELS DOOR

He sounds like he's about to cry

My bro really can't think of a stronger expletive than damn

LET HIM SAY FUCK

yeah you are a fucking idiot

Although it makes sense that he couldn't see it cause none of it makes sense, he's trying to piece together shit and half the pieces are missing and there's someone with a knife to his throat of course he's gonna mess it up

Here comes the guilt wahoo

OH SHIT FUCK

"oh christ" my bro is so Oxford posh even when threatened by the prospect of death

What does Martin want? I never actually thought about that

OMG HES SO ANGRY

I love angry Martin!!!

YES KING SPIT THE TRUTH

IT IS FAIR TO WANT EVERYTHING TO BE OK!!! TIM HAS BEEN PUSHING EVERYONE AWAY!!!

MICHAEL????

Sport??? Oh god that's terrifying

Hang on?? Martin my dude what do you think you're gonna do

"Martin look at his hands!!!"

There's two of us and one of you - my bro canonically thinks he can take on someone in a fight (strong Martin K Blackwood supremacy)

SHIT THE DOOR

THE LAUGHTER OH MY GOD

THE PIPEEE THE INFAMOUS PIPEE

oh god he's getting louder

I'm gonna cry

HE DOESNT REMEMBER WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE OH GOD IM GONNA CRY

Fucking hell this is terrifying

"Reliable old Sasha" NO THATS SO DEVASTATING

THEY KNEW HER BUT NOT ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG BUT THAT WASNT THEIR FAULT EITHER OH GOD

THE VOICES THE FUCKING VOICES

I'm going to wear you?? I'm going to wear everything you are?? Like you never existed?? And it will hurt?? IT HURT SASHA

FUCK IM GOING TO CRY

"SHUT UP"

JON I LOVE YOU BUT YOURE SO STUPID BUT ALSO UNDERSTANDABLE PLEASE GET OUT OF THERE

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Oh god the noise is making my ears hurt

The fucking panting

"You like stories"

A nasty man tricked the monster and wrapped it into table

Who??? Jurgen leitner???

Friends?? (Breekon and hope?)

Biggest eyes enemies (stranger hates eyes? Or web hates eyes? What??)

Steal it's secrets

"Stupid arrogant little man"

Nah bro my man is insecure as fuck

Oh shit that laughter

You're nothing...even I could make a better archivist than you??

Fuck off not sasha

I'm sorry Martin, and Tim and Sasha

God I love him I love that in his last moments he's apologising

Will I really become the archivist?? (What's so special about the archivist?? Why do I feel like it's capitalised??)

Please don't kill me

MY POOR BOY

IM LITERALLY SOBBING

What the fuck just happened

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

EHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Gonna listen to mag 79 tonight and tell you guys my reactions wish me luck

[doumeki-san]

⚠️SAEZURU SPOILERS⚠️

SUMMARY COMPILATION OF CHAPTER 50 by Lyuba (Twitter: @lethereberock66)

It all starts with the spoiler they already gave us

Y: Get off me

Y: I said I was going to sleep

D: You chose me because you wanted this

Y: Don't get me wrong. I said it was okay with you. I didn't say you were good enough.

Y Kamiya doesn't look promising for this

Doumeki looks at him with sad eyes to which Yashiro replied and starts to take off his gloves to undress Yashiro.

Y: that's why it's okay don't touch me.

Yashiro resists but right away Doumeki grabs Yashiro's penis that has a boner after he fingered his butthole.

D: You just did it with Inami and she's already like this? Your body really can't help it

Y: You say that a lot even though you're the one doing this to me.

Yashiro actually what he means by "you're doing this" is that Yashiro's body only reacts like this when Doumeki touches him.

Then Doumeki sees the marks on the wrists from when Inami tied him to Yashiro and realizes what they were doing.

Doumeki says to him

As expected, you like this kind of thing referring to the be tied up.

Y: "It pisses me off... all those know-it-all lines....

D: I know you, to some extent I know you.

Doumeki takes off his tie and ties Yashiro's hands with it by his head.

Y: Hey, there's no need for this

D: Why do you refuse to do it with me? Do you like to be treated like this? Or do you want me to be kind to you?

Yashiro can't answer him and just lets Doumeki touch him until he ejaculates.

D: I didn't even have to touch it (refering to his dick) for you to end up like this.

Yashiro then just thinks about what Doumeki asked him before if he wants to be kind to him and answers himself in his thoughts.

“Well, that is what I once wanted”

As he remembers that moment when he lay down on Doumeki's legs from the past.

In the morning of the next day Nanahara arrives and is surprised to see Doumeki there, Doumeki explains to him that the Doshinkai was also involved in this problem and that's why he is there, although Nanahara pretends not to know anything of what he is talking about since Yashiro hasn't informed him anything of what is happening and says to himself "Am I that untrustworthy?"

Then Nanahara begins to suspect that between Doumeki and Yashiro something happened last night and asks him

N: The president?

D: He is sleeping

N: Hey don't tell me that...

D: If you mean sex, no, we didn't do it

Yashiro wakes up and says

Y: Why did you come nanahara

Y: I hope you found Yamakawa

But then out of nowhere Yashiro comes out of his bed naked and Nanahara turns red all over.

Nanahara: You really did it!!!

Yashiro: "I didn't do it, you idiot!"

But nanahara is still suspicious and thinks “I’m sure they did it”

Then Doumeki gets ready to leave and Yashiro asks. Where are you going?

D: I’ll be out a while. In the meantime I'll call Kamiya-san.

However in the end they all leave the building and go to the bar.

They run into mama san she is surprised and calls Doumeki as “Chikara” and asks who are these people?

Nanahara thinks: It's the Mama of the bar.

Then they tell her that they are guests of the group and she lets them in saying that Kamiya was already inside.

Once inside Mama san tells them that yesterday some guys went to the bar and they were very arrogant even with the girls who work there.

Doumeki asks mama san

“Why didn't you call me?”

Mama san answers him

"because a Guy form the group told me you were bussy with something else"

Then douemki tells her

"I'll run as fast as I can if you need me so please call me"

Mama san then tells him that after that 3 million yen of sales disappeared.

Doumeki asks

“He said they were from Okuyama gumi?”

Mama san replies

“He didn't say so explicitly, but they used to use this place, and they talked like they knew me.”

Apparently this was the Okuyama group's doing.

After that they all leave the bar and suddenly mama san appears and says

“Chikara wait”

Doumeki approaches her to talk while Kamiya, Yashiro and Nanahara stay behind and Yashiro looks at the way Doumeki is talking to mama san.

N: I heard that Doumeki and Mama-san are together.

Y: ehh...

K: How do you know that?

N: Your subordinate told me he's going to her house.

Then the 4 of them go out to eat meat in a restaurant and here they start talking about the incident, apparently Doumeki already knows that there is a woman inside the club who is with the Okuyama-gumi and helped them to steal.

Kamiya says : You knew that and you didn't tell me?

Doumeki replies : That would only make her even more uneasy (talking about how he didn't say it so as not to scare mama-san more)

Kamiya replies

“You are so kind to women…”

And Doumeki says

“I intend to be kind to Kamiya-san, too”

Kamiya replies: Liar

Yashiro after listening to that conversation remembers from the previous night when Doumeki asks him

Or do you want me to be kind to you?"

At that moment Yashiro gets up and says he is going to the bathroom but he leaves the restaurant and goes to where Kido is hiding.

They greet each other and Kido asks “Why did you come?”

Yashiro answers “What do you think?”

“I came to visit you”

Surprised Kido says

---What kind of game are you playing?

Yashiro laughs and says

You've got a funny way of saying things.

Yashiro starts to give Kido a blowjob and says

"Go ahead, fuck me. Just like the old days." “I’m in a hurry”

Kido: "You don't even have a boner, what's the urgency?

Then the blowjobs intensifies and

Kido says to Yashiro

“You like being treated like an object, don't you? I want the other guys to see you like this.”

But then Doumeki's hand appears out of nowhere and grabs Kido from behind and throws him against the wall.

Then Yashiro looks back and saw Doumeki's furious and immediately grabs his arm and takes him away.

Yashiro thinks surpirsed :

A face that i never seen. Immense strenght. A voice that doesn't hide its anger.

But then Doumeki just says:

Are you satisfied if I violate you? Doumeki uses here 犯せば (okaseba) meaning to rape; to violate; to ravish.

And the chapter finishes here.

[dream-meister-translations]

WONDER TEA PARTY - PART 2

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FLOWER 2 : Everything is weird here! FLOWER 3 : It’s Wondermare! EMMA : Wondermare? FELD : What the hell is Wondermare!? How dare you stupid flowers bring us to a place we don't even know! Urgh! You're pissin' me off!! MEL : Talking flowers? What is this nonsense? Why don't you guys be quiet like normal flowers!

FLOWER 1 : Normal flowers? What are those? FLOWER 2 : I don't know! Sounds like something fun! Or maybe something delicious! FLOWER 3 : But what if normal flowers are something sad? They could be really scary! OSCAR : ……… FELD : Hey, Oscar. You're not thinkin' of eating these flowers, are you? OSCAR : …….. FELD : You're freakin' me out! VOLKS : Wondermare, I see… EMMA : Volks, do you have any idea what's going on? VOLKS : The hats that Mel and I are wearing seem familiar…They look similar to the ones sold at "Maison Madness." OSCAR : Ah, I've heard you mention "Maison Madness" before. That's a hat shop owned by the prince of Wondermare, right? ROUGE : Wait, what!? The prince runs a hat shop? VOLKS : Indeed. Though I've never technically met him before. The hats he makes are all very unique in design. I've always had an eye on them, hoping to one day incorporate them into my own attire.

MEL : Hmm? That's true. The lining and details of your hat are very elaborate, Volks. VOLKS : The hat you are wearing is also very nice. It's in perfect balance with the outfit. MEL : Ya think? But, this outfit isn't functional at all. I dunno if I like it. EMMA : (Mel isn't complaining as much as he usually does…I think he likes the outfit more than he's letting on…) OSCAR : I've heard that Wondermare has a lot of unconventional foods. Cookies that taste like a combination of different cuisines…Candy that gives you wings…I've always wanted to try them. If this place really is located in Wondermare, it's my lucky day. FELD : Hey, don't go eating anything weird, got it!? You're always so careless when it comes to food! Urgh! EMMA : Feld, you seem really upset. What's wrong?

FELD : No matter how hard I try, I can't return to my original form! It's annoying!! MEL : Wha!? Are you kidding me!? He's telling the truth! What the hell!? EMMA : That's so weird, usually you can change your appearance freely…What's going on?

FELD & MEL : I DON'T KNOW! SHAYMIE : Haha♪ These ears match Rouge and Emma~ ROUGE : Why don't we all just relax~ FELD : 'Cause we're not all empty minded idiots like you! ROUGE : Well, there's no point worrying about all the details, right? That outfit suits you, just enjoy it~♪ VOLKS : For once he's right, these outfits look impeccable. The size and design are tailored perfectly to match each individual. There is certainly an ulterior motive, but right now there is too little information to make a judgment. EMMA : I agree. We don't have enough information. I'd like to ask around, but there doesn't seem to be anyone here.

FLOWER 1 : Wondermare is a very interesting place! FLOWER 2 : It's a place where anything and everything is possible! ROUGE : There might not be people around, but we can ask the flowers. OSCAR : Hey, there, flowers. I would like to ask you something. Do you have any idea who may have brought us here? And do you know anything about these clothes? Finally, and this is the most important question of all, where can we taste the gastronomic delights of Wondermare? FLOWERS : ……. EMMA : (Strange…They were so lively just a moment ago…) FLOWER 1 : This guy is kind of scary. And he looks super arrogant. FLOWER 2 : You're so right! He doesn't understand the heart of a flower at all! FELD : Hey! The flowers are moving! OSCAR : If you won't answer me, then I have no choice. I'll eat you. EMMA : No, Oscar! Don't do it!

OSCAR : Let go of me, I was only joking. EMMA : It didn't sound like a joke. Um, Volks, what are you doing? VOLKS : Not only are these flowers pretty to look at, they also smell wonderful! Just being around them makes me feel peaceful. Is this the heart of the flower? FLOWER 1 : Fufu, right~? FLOWER 2 : Flowers are the best! VOLKS : Their voices are as beautiful as that of singing birds. It's a wonder there are flowers like this in our world. FLOWER 1 : Yes, yes! This is Wondermare! We are wonder flowers! VOLKS : If you don't mind, we'd like to hear more of your stories. FLOWER 1 : Of course, we love to talk and listen! FLOWER 2 : We know about more than just this forest! VOLKS : I see. Well first, tell us more about what kind of place this forest is? MEL : Wow~ What is up with Volks' attitude all of a sudden? EMMA : He has a nice smile. FELD : You should take a page outta his book, Oscar. OSCAR : If I were to act like that, it would only give you the creeps. FLOWER 1: Anything can happen here! FLOWER 2 : It's been like this ever since Alice came. ROUGE & EMMA : Alice?

[linawritestwst]

Hello! Congratulations on gaining 100 followers!!! I hope you continue to grow, not only in following, but also in writing! Make sure to get some rest and to stay safe!

If it’s not too late, or too much, may I request a match up? Thank you!

gender/pronouns: Female, she/her

what I look for in a partner: Someone funny/ can stand humor and smarter than me (which is honestly easy). Generally, I just hope they're a decent person at the very least. Looks don’t really matter to me.

what I’m not looking for in a partner: Mainly very arrogant (not prideful) people, and those who are so hell bent on trying to prove that they're right esp. when they're clearly wrong annoy me.

MBTI : infj

Sun, moon, rising : scorpio, gemini, libra respectively

Interests/hobbies: drawing and painting, arts and crafts (i like making props), reading anything like fanfics, books, webtoons, manga etc., watching stuff mainly anime and animated stuff, History, Theatre (I like the production side, I’m not interested in performing), memes/meme-ing(?) and video games (RPG, gatcha games, rhythm games)

My love language: quality time

Personality : I’m laid back, creative, imaginative, and usually stuck in my head thinking but mainly daydreaming. I'm stupid but not an idiot, I do have common sense. I'm pretty dense to advances because I don't like assuming when it comes to romantic stuff. I can be lazy, and hesitant, so I procrastinate a lot. I can be emphatic, I just listen and try to give advice when wanted. I'm funny/witty, and tend to be sarcastic. I'm kinda like a friendship point system, the more someone interacts with me (in ways that doesn't bother me ofc) the more levels of information/ expression is unlocked lmao. I'm loyal to everyone I hold dear, but family comes first. I tend to bottle my negative feelings, and deal with it on my own because I don't like being emotionally vulnerable in front of people. I dislike conflict, so I try my best to avoid it or to de-escalate.

Again, thank you for your time, and have great day!

hi, i hope you like your matchup!

the character that i think would be a good partner for you is..

cater diamond!

i'll explain why i chose him:

cater is both a funny AND smart boy! he may have his moments sometimes, but he is a good person. also about your love language, i'm sure you and cater would have very fun dates! he knows everything about the coolest places in town and he totally will go there with you!

your hobbies are so interesting to him! you like making props? that's so cool! he also may not be an expert in this area that's idia's thing, but he will tell you about the most popular anime/manga/webtoons/games at the moment and recommend them to you!

cater would think it's cute how you may get distracted and daydream sometimes. AND ALSO WOW YOU PROCRASTINATE A LOT HE CAN RELATE.. he would also try to unlock as much info about you as he can, but he'll try not to bother you too much, you're just so interesting!

[honorhearted]

“You look like shit.” (you pick my muse! could even by from cl*t if you feel a burst of inspo idk)

@kingofhawk

Ben was restless. While normally able to maintain a (relatively) level head, he was itching to proceed with plans for one William Bradford, a man he’d been forced to work alongside for the past several months. He’d long suspected he was compromised -- the man was smarmy, arrogant, and conveniently unreachable at certain peak hours -- so despite Agent Scott’s warning to “take things slow,” Ben had dived headfirst into back channel investigations. And what he’d uncovered left him reeling.

Though asinine, Bradford was actually quite adept at covering his true intentions. With a little bit of finesse, Ben found that a few months prior to the man being brought onto the team, he’d been funneling information and orchestrated the delivering of funds to the group of men responsible for Ben’s brother, Samuel’s death. That had been enough to fly him into a passion. He didn’t know which costumed freak was leading the brigade (there was always someone these days), but the digital trail from Bradford’s own hand was more than enough for Ben. He didn’t need to know the rest since Bradford had been the catalyst.

So now, walking with the man through the streets on a false mission, Ben could feel the heaviness of his weapon practically burning through his pocket. A gun would be too loud -- too quick for this monster -- so he’d opted for the far slower, far messier blade of a knife. Ben wasn’t usually like this. He wasn’t, he wasn’t, yet the memory of how Samuel had been tortured and put down like a dog never failed to steel his resolve.

“Where are we going?” Bradford demanded, suddenly irritable. “We’re walking off the right path.”

“It’s a shortcut,” Ben replied, gesturing aimlessly up the alley they’d entered. “Custalow was spotted around these parts about an hour ago.”

The man snorted. “You’d better not be screwing with me, Tallmadge.”

Again, Ben’s hand itched for traction -- to wrap around his traitorous throat and squeeze. “Just a bit farther,” he assured Bradford.

Bradford snorted, shaking his head while picking up the pace. That change in movement was enough for Ben. He reached into his pocket, flicking open his switch blade, before he suddenly felt a painful thud between his shoulder blades that sent him pinwheeling to the right. His cheek met with brick and he cried out, the scraping of flesh against alley wall radiating through him in sharp, painful waves. A pair of hands whipped him around then, and Ben quickly tucked into a roll, avoiding any other potential attacks before drawing his knife up as a pathetic shield. 

"You look like shit."

Ben's upper lip curled. He could feel blood oozing down his cheek, and behind him, the telltale thud of Bradford's shoes pounded against pavement. Goddammit!

"You don't know what you're doing," Ben hissed. "You're letting him get away!"

This man was a little familiar -- was he one of Bradford's associates? -- though it took Ben a moment to realize this stranger had to be one of the (many) vigilantes running amuck these days. Great. Wonderful. Just what he needed.

Still holding the blade, Ben warned, "Get out of my way. There's still time to stop him!" He didn't want to hurt anyone else, but he would, should this damned idiot prove himself to be on the wrong side. Not everyone could be a hero, and he was quickly learning that the hard way.

[sebastianshaw]

RP Memes from the play "M. Butterfly" by David Henry Hwang, Part Six (Finale)

I'd done my job better than I had a right to expect.

Well, give him some credit too.

Maybe he would've been happy to see me in a simple shift and mascara.

Did he understand the extent of his activity?

He knew that I needed those documents, and that was enough.

He must've known he was passing classified information.

He never asked you what you were going to do with them?

He never saw me completely naked. Ever.

Put it however you like. I'm not shy.

He must have felt around?

I did all the work. He just laid back.

Rule One - Men always believe what they want to hear.

Rule One - Men always believe what they want to hear. So a girl can tell them the most obnoxious lies and the guys will believe them every time -- "This is my first time"--"That's the biggest I've ever seen"---or both, which, if you really think about it, is not possible in a single lifetime.

Okay, okay, just trying to lighten up the proceedings.

Your armchair political theory is tenuous.

Did he know you were a man?

What strikes me especially is how shallow he is, how glib and obsequious . . . completely. . .without substance!

The type that prowls around discos with a gold medallion stinking of garlic.

Yet even in this moment my mind remains agile, flip-flopping like a man on a trampoline.

Tell me, why did it take you so long? To come back to this place?

And once again, against my will, I am transported.

Do you remember? That night you gave me your heart?

A night that turned your world upside down.

It's a wonder my head hasn't swollen to the size of China.

And what's the shame? In pride?

You think I could've pulled this off if I wasn't already full of pride when we met?

It takes arrogance, really--to believe you can will with your eyes and your lips, the destiny of another.

Admit it. You still want me.

Maybe I'm just playing with you. How can you tell?

Now you want to kiss me, don't you?

I take the words from your mouth. Then I wait for you to come and retrieve them.

Why?! Why do you treat me so cruelly?!

Perhaps I was treating you cruelly.

Perhaps I was treating you cruelly. But now--I'm being nice.

Come here, my little one.

I'm not your little one!

It's I who am your little one, right?

So come get your little one.

If you like, I may even let your strip me.

But not like this!

Oh, but you asked me to strip, remember?

What? That was years ago! And I took it back!

You postponed it. Postponed the inevitable. Today, the inevitable has come calling.

No! Stop! I don't want to see!

You're only in my mind! All this is in my mind!

I order you! To stop!

You want me?

Your mouth says no, but your eyes say yes. Turn them away. I dare you.

Every night, you say you're going to strip, but then I beg you and you stop!

I guess tonight is different.

Maybe I've become frustrated.

Look at me you fool!

Maybe I'm just feeling. . . sexy.

I know what you are.

I knew all the time somewhere that my happiness was temporary, my love a deception.

My mind kept the knowledge at bay.

Oh god! What an idiot! Of course!

Look at you! You're a man!

I fail to see what's so funny!

You never did have much of a sense of humor, did you?

I just think it's ridiculously funny that I've wasted so much time on just a man!

I'm not "just a man"

I finally believe you and you tell me it's not true?

I think you must have some kind of identity problem.

Don't I deserve a vacation?

I'm not just any man!

Yes, that's very nice. I have to admit.

It's the same skin you've worshiped for years. Touch it.

Now--close your eyes.

This skin, I remember.

Beneath everything, it was always me.

Now, open your eyes and admit it--you adore me.

You, who knew every inch of my desires--how could you of all people have made such a mistake?

You showed me your true self.

You showed me your true self. When all I loved was the lie. A perfect lie, which you let fall to the ground--and now, it's old and soiled.

You never really loved me?

You never really loved me? Only when I was playing a part?

What am I supposed to do now?

Get out of my life!

Don't be so stubborn! Where will you go?

So, throw away your pride. And come. . .

Get away from me!

Tonight, I've finally learned to tell fantasy from reality.

Tonight, I've finally learned to tell fantasy from reality. And, knowing the difference, I choose fantasy.

I'm your fantasy!

You're as real as hamburger.

I don't want your body polluting the room!

Look at these---you dress like a pimp!

Let's just say. . .I'm disappointed in you.

In the crush of your adoration, I thought you'd become something more.

In the crush of your adoration, I thought you'd become something more. More like. . . a woman.

In the crush of your adoration, I thought you'd become something more. More like. . . a woman. But no. Men. You're like the rest of them. It's all in the way we dress, and make up our faces, and bat our eye lashes.

You're like the rest of them. It's all in the way we dress, and make up our faces, and bat our eye lashes.

It's all in the way we dress, and make up our faces, and bat our eye lashes.

You really have so little imagination!

You, if anyone, should know--I am pure imagination.

You'll be sorry!

I'm already sorry!

I've played out the events of my life, night after night, always searching for a new ending to my story.

Tonight I realize that my search is over. That's I've looked all along in the wrong place.

It is a vision that has become my life.

I have long since faced the truth.

The truth demands a sacrifice.

My mistakes were simple and absolute.

My mistakes were simple and absolute-- the man I loved was a cad, a bounder.

He deserved nothing but a kick in the behind.

He deserved nothing but a kick in the behind, and instead I gave him. . . all my love.

Love warped my judgement, blinded my eyes, rearranged the very lines on my face.

Death with honor is better than life. . . life with dishonor.

The devastating knowledge that underneath it all, the object of her love was nothing more, nothing less. . . than a man.

[the-firebird69]

You people are very lame and your Masters are wrong too is sit there and bother our son as well so he picked up a few buckets of information in them and we figured out that they suck too in some way it's very heavily we decided to start taking them apart to get to the bottom of it we found out something they have this idiot plan too something about DC now we're going forward and we're going to take apart your network of idiot death you have in place for our son and you plan to do it in New England and to redo your plan by treating him bad you haven't gotten anything that way but we got stuff we needed as a parallel to something you think you triumph that mostly got taken advantage of by Tommy f but we have a parallel for his stuff. But here it is we want you arrested what you did to him during the storm it's illegal. And we're going to have you arrested and that's you Max. Right now you have handed over all the businesses and think nothing of it you're unnaturally arrogant and rude and certainly are not paying attention and much worse do you think that it's going to be like getting rid of your Morlok. It's very upset with their behavior and the max demeanor with the same to us. And they tolerated these retards because they had them do it and if we didn't stop the retards they would be excrement at this moment and to stop them it took power so they can't figure that out. It's kind of like my family crest is the same as David Mary the most part is closed it's an interesting point it's a little different. Here's the point they have a Crest together and it's a little different and what you guys looking for is Dave stuff there's a bunch of you that have something that looks a little different but he says is back off Jack and your breath is terrible and demeanor no you guys are wandering around behind you Batman you trying to monitor me by kidnapping by attempting to kidnap me and put me in a hospital and say don't do that I'll put you in the hospital because that's what I'm doing. I don't mean mental hospital. Putting a cow on oh boy I get the following Chris he says you see these guys driving similar tanks. And your mama and your papa there have been in Mac are alone in the chair meeting we don't make anything but stuff we haven't delivered yet you know talking about fake Frigidaire refrigerators. I'm at daddy says we should probably stop in solving the s*** out of them they haven't really shipped that much stuff I don't know what these companies are doing anymore and we don't have that many employees and some of them I want everybody shut the f****** and leave him alone. There's a problem here he believes we have this plan to arrest him and run them through the mill I suppose he's right so I guess we're f***** he says yeah these people f*** you that's what it means don't leave them here on the bothering the s*** out of me and they also know it's a long-term plan so do I need to try and truncate it in order to try and have me runs Australia with no money ....that was Mac Daddy and then our son, truthfully that's what's happening and their sentence kind of tired of it he doesn't want to go through all the stupid s*** every few seconds so becoming very powerful and here comes the moon mission but it looks like the one to Mars.

Going to remove people I want to remove I'm sick of watching them all and someone say oh yeah they're working for us I need to know how that is I know is he's just saying it cuz they're sitting here bothering him he goes oh there are employees oh yeah please denote sarcasm he's been saying that lately. I want them out I'm tired of hearing the stupid s*** from them they need to die

Thor Freya

We're following order as soon we're going to remove the ones that were assigned to and we're doing it tonight and we do realize it's been a little slow that we have to get rid of tons of them. Today is the first wave of idiots that are out of here that are leadership and of meaningful leadership the numbers of trying those trying to invade a very high. And the reason why leaders would be leaving is that their army is dying. It's starting to go and it's starting to go for real last night it was several million octillion dead today it will be several million plus probably one or two only a few nights of that and it's over cuz that's all the people there are of theirs they don't see it as possible and this is sore loser. And he's a clueless little a******. This Artemis 2 Thor Freya

[the-firebird69]

This guy is a huge loser next door swing around town making up things he's doing and he's putting out there real crimes with his own stupid mouth and as Trump he's got real crimes all over the place here and as Trump is he's been committing like a crime of day and it's recorded and against practically everyone what else is going to do Marina this is idiot now you know

Is it a movie is Kevin Costner with Robert Duvall and who is the considerably strong and powerful Mac and his family is getting killed right in front of his eyes they're taking his clan down in the movie one by one they show them shooting them and usually they're shooting each other and he's not horrified enough to be believable and he just thinks that they're the ones stopping his AI so we don't care for the guy and we don't like him and he thinks our son is stopping the AI for real and we keep telling him Tommy F took it and his fooled you and it's threatening me with you and you're an idiot since you know how it's in writing and like each line has things that are in writing and each line says something well he took that information from you yourself and can use that against you and make your stuff not work because he has all those words that are in writing in the same order that you did what the f*** is wrong with you you f****** a****** and it's in there it's getting you to think all this s*** cuz you're weak and you're threatening me and he's going after you if by using it and now you're watching your family die this is your reward and you think it's great cuz you're so stupid okay that's why I don't care if we're at work before I play if we're at the beach and you go oh that's how you put it you're a numbskull it's very simple those words are all formulated in a certain order it's Exodus and o's he has the order that you put them in and and all of it Cascades down the same way cuz it's the same program that he took from you you f****** idiot. I don't want to get hurt cuz you're f****** dumber than a horse. You know he took your program and you're agreeing cuz you think of what murder you is some dumb s*** you f****** homo everybody on Earth knows you took it but you. So Terry cheesman is saying that you're the problem Trump you're the f****** issue he took your program everybody knows it you're saying it out loud and you won't acknowledge that he and the kid has nothing to do with it it's this guy Tommy f and nobody's going to help you with it because you're such an a****** you're a f****** a****** we're going to get you out of here and that was Terry no son said the other part everybody knows on Earth every single person you bump into knows that Tommy have took it and nobody cares like you do cuz you're an arrogant twit about being a thief nobody gives a s*** everybody knows Tommy f is a lot of power the only person is a problem is you you're the problem and you're going to get erased and giving your family up because you're a f****** c********* you think you can go after him with nobody and take time yes roll with nobody go after Tommy f pretty soon Michael have it from him cuz all you do is sacrifice her own like a pitiful disgusting moron that's disgusting you like a lobster in the ocean.

When I was thinking that he keeps telling us he's got threats out there so going to grab him for that

Thor Freya

[the-firebird69]

I heard my grand nephew say this why don't you argue with him and save your lives don't have me do it there's no point to his existence. Except to serve me because he's ignorant. They started arguing and figured out it's really stupid. It went round and round said there you feel better is arrogant and his dominus this old s*** and yeah he's a guy who's trying to kiss people and just disgusting fish and he's a pig and we sent away for people to come pick him up yeah. Get him off the bus I mean what what the hell am I supposed to do that you're so dumb they have to help you drive the bus for your insults threats attempts at coercion then you blame us and we have to mess you up so what good are you you're a huge piece of s*** that's what he said you just this piece of s*** and your people are trying to fight us and I thank you for the help cuz you're stupid. You're trying to act like him so what his aims and goals are not yours you cannot be in your area and you won't have your stuff at all he will I mean what the f*** is wrong with you you're so stupid Trump

Mac daddy

I got fooled a lot they run around circles and I tell people I'm fooled and nobody really believes me these days but I keep doing it. I have to tell you I'm after stuff like everyone else and then give me a hard time okay they discriminate too

Trump

They discriminate because you're taking from the wrong time you say that your father that you're their father and you squander stuff and you lose it and you're playing suck the big one and you don't hold on to stuff cuz you don't have anybody helping including your son you're a piece of dog s*** and I want you out of here your weakling you're a cursing cussing a****** and by the way you holding me here if you holding me here against my will and I want more charges pressed on you so maybe we can see exactly what it is and you're a loser cuz I haven't given you a damn thing I'm going to fire you for more companies and take them and I guess you said that to people so you can go to the movie or something and we it should warrants while you're sitting there you should all this Intel to Mac about you and it's really info and we don't tell you what it is because you say we don't have anything and the issue warrants today the issued 1 million warrants I hear, on you. Trump

Zues Hera

I got a headache and I can't stand it. I don't know what you're talking about warrants and getting fired and stuff

Trump

You don't have to know you're real supreme no matter what no matter where no matter when but we're finding it for more and if you don't show up we release warrants actually Max release warrants but we release all the information and if they don't pursue you we do and then they're forced to

Zues Hera

Hear about 200 companies to fire this fool and his people from we're getting into it right now and it's not a conglomerate and they're not all the same businesses they're just his that he started practically from scratch we're going to start with the ones that are your ideas because he doesn't care if he loses those that much and he said it a lot. You're trying to eat him and he has his Cajun eat your people that's the price you lose your protection because he has to and there's a lot of them dying right now nearby right up the street in Port Charlotte about 500,000 have died thus far since you left the city limits and we kill everybody at the place before you got there that resort that's why they weren't there. And those warrants are coming into effect now and you're going to be pulled out of punta Gorda until you're done you're such a huge idiot always ever seen anybody else this bad performance you reveal everything of yours and Max you tell a whole bunch of people your people get killed off and you think you've won something and we're getting bigger and bigger and we have to explain it every time no it's how do you figure it out or you don't. We're moving into your spots in your cities and we're taking them over and we're taking all the stuff below and moving into your positions in Florida and not as you and we're taking over tons of stuff and macca's too and you're not coming in none of you more like you're so piss poor but wow this guy ruined you an opportunity to live not to mention have stuff. There's several other things to say to you John remillard you're a piece of dirt and you turn on your own people and we never trusted you and we don't trust you and we won't and you just say stuff and trying to convince other people and you terrible at it you are the worst person we've ever seen it's almost like you're smart enough to get around everything see smart enough to get around you're able to f up everything that you come in contact with today you're going back out there to the Midwest for planes trains and automobiles and yeah you left the other day and you left the other day for Tommy boy which wrapped up after you went into the grave today. He came out and he was a mess and he was Haggard and useless and he tried doing after our son in the movie theater and some moved away from him and he told Ken to move. Ken moved. There's a huge bunch of assholes here but these two are stupid Terry and John remillard. What issuing warrants on them here meaning we have information at the max will want we're doing it now. Trump's areas are dwindling to nothing and stuff's going fast and is still a ton of it there hopefully every house of all of his guys are stuffed with with things and lots of gold and you wonder why we're telling you why we need cover and he's about 1/3 left from what he was yesterday which is not a whole lot and he sent in a huge army to try and get to punta Gorda and they got wiped out three times but it's part of a bigger army but he's getting wiped out. And by midnight I suspect he won't have any troops left globally and his clothing is going to be erased and he's still smirking and smacking the lips and saying is the greatest thing I did this to that person and this to that person so we're going to fire him for more companies until he has nothing you'll start with the ones that are my son's inventions are ours and his ideas and I have 200 companies half of them are sons ideas and inventions and the other half have hours in them but about 70% are our ideas that we used against the realm of his and you'll see why this is how you use it for a sleep but this guy's a huge idiot he didn't even use it wrong the right way. And out of those 200 companies we're going to mention four or five out of each 100 and of course that sun says he built on our foundation and you learn from us we went to berserk in this little idiot he was doing it and this guy spontaneously come busted inside he's a complete moron.

*what company did our son help create he thought of all he was on Haskell Street and John remillard was listening cuz he got to report that something was happening. It's the only needed a way to clean his shop. The place is a mess so you needed this organizational system but they already have it he said it's not necessary and I said Kevin was assigned later to go through it which is true we did invent something else and it had to do with a wheelchair no, this is invented a few things driving around so we know what he said but that's the company and it was a huge deal back then tons of people used it and they couldn't do it or hated it that's right it's the Rubik's cube and he named it at himself too it's after someone who makes puzzle boxes and that was John reborn you know and they fought, it started out right don't use my name it's not my invention then the guy said it's mine cuz my name's on it and someone stupid it was my name he's probably right but he's Satanist in a Mac and we don't like him so they got no war and Mr Rubik's class but he took a big huge chunk out of trump and for trying to steal something it's a toy I didn't really sell that much it's sold a lot but it's not definitely not worth it and he actually lost power enough for people to see hes an idiot. We're going for this toy I'm going to sue him for everything's worth because he gave our son nothing and took teeny pennies and we're going to also take over Mattel and he's set up for an appointment now and we're going to call him to a meeting and fire him. I'm going to make sure that he knows that he's fired she gets up usually and he says which way is the door cuz I have to remember how to come back in what we say is you're not coming back in you're fired he turns around and says I'm going to come in back by force so we have him arrested. Each and every time it says something stupid. Now is ranting and raving and will call the mental hospital if he keeps doing that or no if he ever does that now he needs I'm going to listen to the stupid s*** head. This is a huge toy company it's Toys r Us with like half the toys includes action figures and water toys sports toys electronics too thats matel that makes electronics.

*you go ahead and put the store into our quiver that's right it's kids r Us and Toys r Us both at the same time. The meeting is tonight at 8:00 p.m. Eastern standard Time 70 ever used to standard Time for the big toy company mentioned above Mattel

*the fire Johnny Lord & company from 7:00 subsiduators of Mattel and in sequential order as to when they were formed

*the several other companies each of these are related to our son and inventions

*Dyson vacuums and many other products that used his vortex and their leaf blowers they're sand vacuums vacuums for treasure vacuums for lost gold it's even a vacuum in space uses the vacuum in a stack electrical charge and pull stuff in from miles away. We're going after him for this because he rubbed it in our son's face you thought it was really cool and he also influenced Tommy f to do the cyclone so I could say it was him and then several of the things that really pissed us off about it he has our son saying it so her son says it and says remember this one he tries to threaten us with it right now let me know where your stuff is that you want to try regarding this it just keeps doing it the sun says he should pay for this one cuz this is when Big mouth started telling me and you got nothing it's just very aggravating cuz it's condescending and is mean actually saved our people they need to pay and Mac is on the line he says this is when we're going to help pursue is sitting there telling him and telling him and he says I realize you did that now what's your problem they didn't say anything you just kept on saying it so we saw it his reaction was to start doing stuff to him and he started having people sent after him and the guys getting his ass beaten and he keeps opening his stupid mouth about it about the whole thing it is ridiculous I don't think that he's a huge steamy a****** I don't think we should ever let him do anything about anything at all I don't know why he's roaming around with any hardware or any company or any money it's like everyone's telling me this is the guy it's this huge sour piece of poop about everything no matter what you do so he started attacking him he's invading now with everybody and he really is trying and they're getting wiped out because you're really incompetent we went down there and drove over all the boats and really this machine can handle it and I'm just going to keep doing that cuz it takes too much energy to shoot them and remove them and we have a lot of troops now that are spare and free but wow what an a****** they're going to be out for real and the whole army will be gone shortly at the rates are going mac daddy says. And we agree so firing him from this company. It's called Dyson and it's a vacuum cleaner and other products and it's unique it uses a vortex to suck instead of just a pump and it was our son's idea and we have one that works better and we've been selling it and he's been going out of business and we've been taking over his factories so tonight at 9:00 p.m. Eastern standard time we're going to take the company over and take tons of stuff from him huge huge huge piles of stuff and we're going to use it all and we're going to change the name and sell his vacuum cleaner and make the money and other products because it's not his. And the max said they'd help make an issue warrants on him for a plagiarism and thievery and more regarding this invention. They want to know how it works but they know how they figured it out. That was my daddy that last paragraph and he's really interested in going after it and supposedly a swedish company so to make it nice and easy and probably going to court and go in the public eye and the guy needs a lesson so I'm going to grab all the stuff on some tacked I'm sending huge units now. And yeah say stop and fight over the bridge everyone leaves them behind so ridiculous scene and so many people can't stand him.

*it's a huge invention it's for cars that's when you break down it's that little triangle it's a kid and it has several triangles and some other things so if you have an emergency you put it out there and people go around you it has instructions and sold like madness and still does it's very safe for people it's in shape of a triangle and has other things you need if you have an accident or a breakdown and there's something to have emergency phones and all sorts of stuff it would be a multi-billionaire because he just live on the residuals and they're going to let him because he was helping and and John riverlord stepped in the way so they're going to go after him again. I was happy when it invented this and the reason he did is he saw trucks doing it truckers have these triangles and he said it's a recognized symbol and it made it the international symbol for broken down vehicle and to slow down and there are so many cops that prison for it and you know we need to sell to get money there doesn't have anything so I'm going to bring them to court over it.

... we've got a lot of cases to Superior Court and father and mother from South America want to announce it yes it's vital and goddess wife and it stated it correctly for about a week or two and then this idiot next door started messing with it and we sued him for almost all the companies that he was running just just for some stupid stuff like that and for threatening our son and we will move on here and then we'll get back to the subject of the cases that went in today and what happened it's interesting and the idiot should be in trouble now with the doj and he is but they have to get more very huge problem themselves they sort of don't want to the max going to force it. Anderson says it I was desperate already and you made me more desperate John Reema Lord so he did need a place just to live and you made it impossible so you're dead I'm sending people out I'm putting a hit on you and you're going to see it I got to know it's us having you killed you're a dead man. Our son said that last three sentences, I'm going to vacuum up now and get people in here it's true too just started making his life worse and worse and you're still doing it I'm going to start pummeling that piece of s***

*it's another company that the idiot took an invention from our son to open up there's a way to clean your boots no but he's tried that and you sucked it trying to remember and couldn't figure it out. It's something else to do with cabinets yeah that's right it's that European hinge and her son designed it and that thing is world famous and he deserves a piece of it and he wants Raphael and Goddess wife to get our European mother and fathers together to help work with Thor and Freya I'm getting money from that. And that says enough French you're terrible at it and he knows it but we want to congratulate her because this is a huge one those damn hinges never work they always fall apart he said I know what it needs it needs something that's better anchored and strapped in and you need help open and closing it or it shakes the screws and that's what he said at first and I remember it clearly in this design is intense I've never known anyone who can design something like that and doesn't have a mechanical engineers degree and John remillard was astounded too and he's the a****** took it and we want all the money back every single penny that he made. And your shower rings are his idea too your pig and now he's not your father you're an idiot just a loser stuck to him so we're going to court with you John remillard . and that was Mac daddy. On this one you requested our European mothers and fathers help and that his mother and father from Europe maternal and god and goddess wife assist and we agree it's a huge deal for him because they used their name in vain too and said someone else invented it and her son knew it he got mad about it. No he's working some annuals to try and get money from it and nobody would let him do anything and start cursing you out flipping you off telling you you're done and you smoke really badly and he said we usually kill people for a lot less and we went out and start killing your idiots you said you didn't care and you tried to do stuff and you lost now I'm going to take your people out for what they're saying. You're a bunch of cackling little f*** you don't deserve anything and you don't look anything like that soldier that you play you're using makeup and and using spice and all sorts of stuff you don't have any power you got killed by your own people again they went through a group like nothing the girl killed most of them. She got home fine just said she was threatening you they're going to waste your dumbass everyone should she's groups going out looking for you in Florida you're a piece of s*** and we don't want to talk to you now I'm going after your group here they're sending people out to go after you pull you in all your peoples. I want to see him get some money from these two inventions this idiot hassled our son because of them hassle him thinking that he let go of the other ones and he didn't and it was doing it for a purpose so he thinks he's set this hook and you didn't set any hook they didn't say press it into whatever he's wearing a parallel and you're stupid and boy did you piss us off with those two and you're going to court about it as a matter of fact we're going to fire you from a whole bunch of companies they have to do with a hinge cooling all your cabinet companies including reborn cabinets so you bought from the max and we're going to dismantle it if you don't want that company name out there and you're a pig.

You also forced our son out of many jobs, and you blame the company and we sued them and they pay but I couldn't get to him now what we're going to do is bring a lawsuit against you they have reasons for doing it and they already went to court and they don't have to go back. But we're presenting against you for doing what you did to him I'm going to see you for a lot of money and right here and you're holding him against his will and someone else's apartment and you're bothering the s*** out of him and you're trying to take it over from the landlord and we're going to say that because there's a scam name for it too it's like third-party rental or sometimes s*** and we're going to go after hard. He thought we were suing for it now and maybe a little but it's a different thing.

*there's another company we're going to sue for and it is an invention to his is called Halo I kept saying it too they said you're invented that why not sue for it he invented the Halo games so we're going to sue both and they're not really a company of no. We're going to do that too have kju eat your idiots in front of you it better before and you need to see it that's way to shut you up yeah those weren't Whales well some of them were some where some weren't. . Wilson here in the head cuz your big mouth and you're a liar. You didn't hire me anyone like who you're talking about. As a matter of fact you're going after you right now kind of seeing this stuff. Hello is the world's famous product saved a lot of people in boats tremendous amount of fires and Halo on a cruise ship is individual for each room and save so many people and they are simply resuscitated huge numbers of people saved and buildings and special facilities projects type thing while it's huge

*speed systems engine rewards still about 50% of where the sun was doing including the Tower of ships and we want them back and we're going to take them back including the technology and the data and every single piece of it and we're going to get the law enforcement agency to help us the FBI and the NSA and what they find there will bury you you're going to fight it from these tonight you did a lot of work there

More shortly this a huge doc.

Thor Freya

We're going after your supplies Trump your minds for ammo ordinance and metals and special stuff and more iranium now too

[the-firebird69]

2022 Estoril - LIVE World Superbike Racing Updates and Information

Each and every race you must re qualify for the exact race that you're racing for. You must also have the qualifications there's two separate things based on the last race you have to get in and based on your qualifying times you have to get in and really it's a race you're not just driving around in a circle it's another race so it's a series where you go from the qualifier to the race and then from the race to the qualifier and succession and you can get knocked out along the way so other races trying to do stuff to knock you out and then and Trump are without scruples but may have been framed and they say it in the video over and over but usually it's them doing it. Trump probably thought he do it in and go onwards to race

Thor Freya

We don't think you should be talking about that

Trump

We don't think you should talk at all Trump and threatening him to considered to hit you

And yeah you hit Alicia at work and I heard about it it wasn't over the stupid thing that I was going to use but you keep exposing you're a jerk and by the way it's just kind of sitting here all day long I was waiting for stuff and it doesn't look like anything even in writing so he's probably not going to make us anything because of you

Dan

I don't really have to put up with this I don't have to be in the race either

Trump

We don't really want you in the race or dear our son or here at all and you don't listen and you don't understand it you're a nasty person to him and I'm going to hit you until you don't show up and today is going to help because it is you and tamper with people's bikes including Dan's. As a matter of fact he's a little tampered with your bike and he's the girl in the video trying to get your heart hurt by those two and tampered with their bike cuz he's he's a p**** okay as you know

Thor Freya

I see you rattle this guy's cage for so long he just sits there taking it it's not the answer you are now dying everyday at least once a day your found dead emerging you to stop what you're doing and reconsider

Dan

This is not today it's on the 20th and that's so it's arraignment I thought

Trump

No it got moved I can see it got moved and you're the one who's going to be in trial not us and what are you talking about

Dan

I had to move it yeah by force so I can qualify I need to put someone out and if I qualify so it gets knocked out anyways and save as if you qualify so by being in the race for knocking people out so those people so fast which is weird you would think of Japanese bike could be slower but it's not

Trump

We get you two we told you not to qualify and not to use your own bike and not to be in the race and there you are in the race

Mac

You're a poor sport man and you're a loser because of it you people are not even in the race at all with regards to a lot of stuff is it perfect analogy you're sitting there getting beat everybody's bikes too because they go whizzing by you and your idiots of your slow expensive very heavy Harleys and they're not buying hours they say it's kind of a lie a lot of them know they're a lot faster than yours it's just don't tell you because you're some sort of freak the explanation is the same two people so you see what the actor is from both items

Thor Freya

I totally be able to stay out of it it says you just sit here sucking and fooling around with me and making me involved regardless and not doing a job and he doesn't do his job and soon he'll be dead our nephew says it's probably right he's going to invade now and kill us and he says please stay dead you're so dumb and you're so wrong an arrogant in pester me so many times I should plaster you all over the wall like any normal human being would I sit here and act strange I guess because I don't murder you in my nephew says that and he's right anybody would murder us and eagles had to kill people correctly he killed his brother on purpose he's trying to get up and didn't care who he was love he cares who he was said who are you you told him you said stop doing what you're doing and said no what are you going to do and provoke them how about kill you so I'll be back I said not for Long. And this is how it goes he smashed his head into the cabinets in his kitchen he's trying to knock him out and kidnapping when he figured it out the day was in the s****** ever since and we're in the s****** cuz we keep on telling it to him like idiots like these two do and they're almost completely gone they're small group within that group and they keep going up there and die and I can't afford to we have to stop what we're doing it's with the phone is what it's what the phone is what forgieners want.. it's almost impossible to get in touch with them now now they're at war with us and we keep doing stupid things here it's ridiculous we need to fix the sewer get him some stuff and money get them away from the crap hole there's more things but running around like a popper cheating badly every day on purpose and he says plenty of foreigners are happy to try and have you do that you just turn around and do it like nothing it's ridiculous we're going to get creamed here no we're getting creamed

Mac

Another 20,000 septillion went up there and died that's what a 100,000 septillion and saw the entire west and south emptied out and last night the Midwest started and yeah the South went through the Midwest and is still doing it and sucking the Midwest out it's only about 500 septillion to 1,000 until I'm in the Midwest in about 20,000 septillion went through the Midwest 500 septillion out of 1000 went up with them another 20 is going right now and the Midwest will be virtually empty and father and mother say we are to kill them ourselves and get them out of there we need the effect we need them out we don't need any news going out or any motivation then silent that's just going to be land sitting there after a Time we understand that it's true in some other motivation and then Hera came up with it and he's proud of her and happy with her she's his friend she's a good friend she manipulate the living poop out of him. We're moving on the race is not until the 20th and it's going to happen these guys are knocking people out by being in the race they don't need to do anything but go there and lose and we can win if we went but it would be too much publicity because they keep winning no it's because I got the idea they're going to try and qualify they don't have to be in the series to knock someone out and they could win the series because they trade off with so much it's going to be on fairly soon because it's hard that they're going to try they're trying a lot of other stuff that's worse this is ours up the upper Midwest and they're fighting on that enclave and it's going to be on today because of that all day this is real stuff that they tried to ask and did not mask at all. And the east coast is beginning to empty they go up there and they fight Corky and Corky fights them he's fighting in the blockade too soon will be gone I'm trying to refill the South a little bit if they just get wicked up north so they're going to wait

Thor Freya

Olympus

[the-firebird69]

It's clear Sunny cloud in the sky all day today kept notifying mine and sitting back this huge fleet is coming out now it's cleared the Mediterranean and it's moving it's going to be there in 20 minutes so we have to wait 20 more minutes which is fine no just pull back figured out they have a big fleet that's a good job they'll probably be sitting here thinking Tommy took it you're really awake and then 15 minutes 25 minutes very rudely and now are they going to be extinct

Claudia I said the upper part

We say this we've had enough you farts and sitting around flipping them off saying stupid s*** being little f*** act like high school kids when everybody is sitting here singing your murder and later on they do it to you and you can't even figure it out it's a little weird it's like a huge losers who could grow up with just sitting there farting being a f****** ugly a****** f**** Mac I'm basically sick of you you're ruined society and Earth the way it is and your ignorant as hell it's mostly apparent that you don't have any intel or it's a fear reaction both of them the same thing we've seen both looks like fear because you're responding the wrong way two or three times in a row rapidly

Hera Zues

Very close looks like it's just sheer arrogance and idiocy and ignorance needs to tow themselves as being smart and really they come in they make big buffoons on themselves they get hauled off and see it on tape all the time you know we're supposed to be some big event it changes it yes and it hasn't happened it's not happening everybody knows it's not happening except you too dumb f*** sitting in front of me everyone knows there's no shield up the ships aren't retrieved the Russian fleet is not intercepted and the Chinese didn't go to your idiot kid everybody knows this except YouTube we're just sitting here asking for an ass whooping for me on top of that it's just plain English happens everyday you never understand it you never get what the f*** we're talking about just like Dan totally f****** the police his head is like a stick is a freaking tire man can an airport runway so people saying I wonder why probably fell out and hit it I mean Jesus I grew up with people I thought to understood English don't even understand English and here's the point they're my turn around him like this f****** happy a****** dogs we're just happy f****** b******* code same as dumbass queer s*** for years staying there hiding something and you don't know what it is look who their wives or some dumb s*** like that so go in there and we take their heads throat in a bag and carry off 20 of them and stick them on the shelf and we reanimate them and get them to talk missy at all cuz we swing their body by and threaten to attach it again just like you guys in front of the wrong thing all the time it's kind of like this no we downloaded information too we do that needs to have no idea what we do it's supposed to be higher up so f****** no clue I'm not going to clue look I'm not Jose but he's doing that on purpose messing with me he knows I know it's him and who is this over here in front of us that probably the two d******* mother injured you're not so bright you keep getting injured it's just like 100 people to them then the wrong side of the law now they're having a fight just like the ass for they finally in the fight they asked for

But I'm happy with that statement whoever saying it myself or my son or both of us you guys wanted a huge fight you're in a huge fight you should be grateful and stuff looks like you are y'all happy and s*** everybody's experiencing how non-superior you are they didn't say you grab the ships and your people are taking care of business it's going to be us and you're not going to know it at all cuz you don't know it now

Thor Freya

It's true too he took over and then he would have any clue at all there's no way for you to know right now there's a huge force on the Sahara and they think they're blocking the removal of a gigantic diamond and that's what they're doing and they don't know who's way they're in so they're waiting for them to show up and hasn't happened yet they're just sitting there waiting and lo and behold the max come along and you tell him when the microphone get out of there this is our area we claimed it they say this is not your area this is our area it's in our country and you're not our people so the max started yelling at him like Corky and they said back you're yelling at us but we're not going anywhere except yelling and they shot the microphone and I brought another one out it's louder and he shot that one they're about another one out that was loud and shot it it went to 50 microphones for the idiots stopped yelling last microphone they said we're just going to do what we're going to do the Africans open fired laid waste of half of them and it was a force of 200mnnnnnnnn now my friends is a gigantic Army it's as many people as fit in the entire area of New York City surrounding areas out to the outskirts and then out halfway into the rural area it is gigantic it's enough people to fill up Massachusetts shoulder to shoulder front to back standing up four times it's a giant giant giant army and believe me my son commuted to Boston and it took a long time 45 minutes imagine that many people lined up shoulder to shoulder and then the whole state and then four times that thick as thick as heck all gone that's actually just left another sitting in these cloner bunkers and it's probably 75% of the crowd and they're all gone completely dead in minutes not like days or months like these guys want and it doesn't matter just going to sit there and go what's up all the one with little pigs like this you don't see me do you I can't help it pisses you off doesn't a little kid little kid you're going to figure out they don't really got it this morning is here and there's a lot of inside a war with their own people they're seeing a title and they're very racist they're going to back off or change there's going to end up dead so a whole bunch of other Max came in and started firing they feel great even though it's like 50/50 and they're not making any headway and then the fleet started fighting above huge huge war out there so giant war in the Sahara it's getting bigger and bigger by the minute there's about 450TMNNNNNNNNN TROOPS THAT ARE ON THE BATTLEFIELD NOW

In the Sahara region and that's where troops since been on any battlefield on Earth in the history of mankind and it's my son's plan not an entirety but he devised it he said I'm going to leave them out there cuz these dumb assholes won't leave me alone no it's basically because they're declaring war on us and him him personally it's the most absurd thing I've ever seen in my life we got this again real sick for saltines tonight cuz they're so smart it look ridiculous too they're out of shape the old the crash of the radiated we've got diseases and a lot of physical problems and their language level is skills are very low the mathematic skills are low some non-existent and their memories are very poor the brains have been better around and yet they continue standing up to everybody no matter what anybody does it's like testosterone runs the day no matter what so it's not really going to win the game for him that's a huge number of troops both sides and from Egypt and really you and is there too because they want to take over the whole thing they say and it's just a conglomeration of Nations no it's all these idiots in the UN I have that gigantic massive Force the UN which is made up of retards is about 300TNNNNN AND THEY SAY THAT'S THE LARGEST FORCE WE'VE EVER GOT ASSEMBLED and it's not it's nowhere near it but it's the largest Force they have left and they only have about twice that or three times more or less around there it's more like four times but really they don't have that many left they can only do this four times and they're out completely they'll probably double up on it that's what we hear them say it's a gamble they say and put all our money in and these other guys will fight each other even though that's not how they're formed up and that's not what they're going to do and she's saying what you're doing is stupid but then again these ladies might be able to hide and have babies the people who are mixed like not like gas but that might come out halfway normal and make it so they're not exposed no other women look like in a lorry short and tough and Lawrence twin which you know sorry to identify and start talking it sounds smarter this is a huge war out there check in it it's about to form up and Africa too after it's going to be huge it's gigantic already in the North and the South is huge it's probably about 5MNNNNN TROOPS FROM EACH MAJOR GROUP THERE WHICH IS AFRICA MAX AND THE UN

And that is a lot but in total it's not even 1/3 or 1/8 with a gigantic force in the Sahara is a just a gigantic Force the largest Force that's ever been assembled on Earth and it will probably stay that way I've never seen so many troops gathered in my entire life and I've never seen anything that looks like it it's got armed wrestling out of every single crevice then of course they're going after the wall and what's inside and what's inside it's been in there for quite a few months and it has been developed but there might not be much in there so sort of fighting over an empty hole at this point and they like that this is a good feeling it's like a dollar bill in the floor in the middle of the mall somewhere in this mall there might be a $10 bill on the ground then I'll look at once and it's going to be much larger in the south they're gathering the fourth is irresistible it is larger than anything I have ever seen it is just incredible there are a lot of words being used around here some of them are humongous Force gigantic Force is just irresistible it is something that you can't count there's so many something their eyes can't focus on and he's a consummate professional he's been military almost his whole life and he can't focus his eyes on the entire bunch too much for Galactus he's going to take a rain check and he says it sounds like Galactica because it is a Galactica says is he'd have to recharge which is an amazing thing it's an amazing thing that he would have to actually slow down these people don't understand what they're missing so I'm going to put this out there our son says if it's covering the area he thinks it is which would be most of the outskirts of the wall and down south towards halfway in the Amazon that is so large that people would not be able to believe that it's real and would have to go see it and that's true and he would have to go see it because you've seen a lot of CGI and a lot of video games and it would look almost silly and I believe him and the way he puts it is kind of weird and they can devour it

Zues Hera

Thor Freya

Girl says it just looks odd it looks like this giant pond of sand with a huge number of beach goers with all sorts of strange tents and on seats and chairs from space because they're so huge they're like 20 miles long they look like a big huge Shea's lounge he said it's incredible his eyes are bugging out and he scans over it several times to try and see what they are what side they're on and you can't really figure it out in Islam is now sent to force down there that's huge and we just got the message this gigantic and the warlock is sending a bigger one their force is now doubled it's just not a big deal no it's not very large and it looks odd and violent though and they're looking to try and break the wall and this particular wall is our kju wall so we've got tons of hardware out there to test it and I'm sitting here trying to give instructions which you never follows and someone's really stretched out and say dan and would be correct. So we hear the threat to understand it's a little stupid so we have giant standing by and we'll send more because of the threat and because of Galactus statement and he is always accurate and she's always joking around because he's a rock

Thor Freya

[the-firebird69]

It was huge influx of people no we don't let's see what's going on here and they don't want to show up it's huge huge Jager coming out of the South gigantic and they're being fought very hard it was giant takes on both sides and they're shooting each other and is a massive battle. They're a huge huge things happening here and we don't want the idiot interfere but that's how you're done I guess and he's going to be out soon we have to find a replacement for those two morons and works better for us and him tired of them kick him out moving him around saying they did the job it's ridiculous almost anywhere you go these days it's all this stuff and the same problems see I shoot them now soon get that he's jumping me around that's what they want are idiots and they're in the way too I don't want him get stuff all sorts of things is wrong with them right now they're the ones fighting Tommy f you keep saying they're going to take caa hostage. Let's put it into both of it and it's working pretty good I'm going off to war happily fighting each other Chinese are offshore firing on both believe it or not and the Jager are starting to come out in numbers and we're fighting them in Brazil and Argentina and we're holding them off going out the hole because we made a holder last week almost by accident but they're firng in one spot and pull through so you can just drop something and trying to get through the tunnel now it takes a while I have to fire it huge guns are in them and fighting everybody to keep them off and running through these guys up here and they're not going to last in the Indians down there keep trying for the hole and keep getting killed and it's horrible it's just like fighting people how's the weather arrogance and areas thinking about watching they're too small for you you really cloaked so he says that's amazing and people are trying to send things down the pipe this dance idea it's too late for that they're all in the jaegers

The saw him cringe when he saw them coming out. I have enough it's just fall because I'm talking about publicize it and ruined it

Looking thing too cuz there's only one reason that works and that's why so you're getting beat Tom is getting pushed back and tons of Jager coming out now I'm about 200 millions when miles so we're going to fire ourselves a moment we're rolling some Bohemoth up, huge huge huge tanks one hitting about 20,000 a year fall and start firing in a moment if they don't man up or start hitting for real you see the Chinese gawcking second sort of see us in the smoke. We're loading up and getting ready they're fighting like madness by the way they're hitting millions around it should be enough I keep firing and firing and firing some of the Yeager following you can't even see where the hell they are anymore individually sometimes three people who have a Time and here watch out for that and hang in the heating also been one of the owls we've got more on our flank, they came out of the top in Brazil and I'm walking over and sent out a warning and they didn't get it. Huge arms for about to bear and giant was from China side and blasted them and firing back a few ships are sinking we can still fire though so they have to hit him

It's an enormous battle some explosions can be heard to here. Jenna didn't make it in this morning she had to go to Utah they were sent the letter and bja is out there while his troops are getting killed and they're both fighting to the death by the way so the letters is going to say no to he knows that she's ridiculous also Max's why do you know she's going to say that so she's a simple piece of s*** and everything else to just let me sit here and wallow and when I do is nothing and I'm just sitting here wallowing and she's doing it on purpose and he says that's what we found she's just a****** d****** with you all the time so we call the truth now we started hammering on her to get information and we got it from a bunch of them can see they're doing it to us too she started hammering on this morning she said troops out there and China was called he said he called China earlier cuz these people are idiots and they're made to trigger it so he's out there getting away with China so he goes out to Vietnam I'm trying to start trouble that's what I say good for you it's really about this information thing that came from Life the movie but James is a real pain in the ass these people are stupid and they're jerks and they're very mean we let it go it's too many of them still what does he know how to thin a heard. Down you go Jenna we ordered you dead or did you fired to from your job here. They make it real today I'm laying out of there Mac says.

And it's pouring it on too they're coming to flying out of the blades and come in front of flying out of Brazil and Argentina. I don't see any coming from the West yet they might start to man up here we'll figure it out something really nice to have those but we'll be okay without them and we've got something to cover it it's not a great excuse either cuz that's what I'm going to be using they're all been kind of shape now these idiots Jenna and VGA they don't get it consensus real simple you're bothering people the point where they want to kill you you don't let them have stuff you mess around with every meal they can't let them sleep so they start killing you it's real simple you do it to me right here in front of them and I'll see you doing it started like a holocaust I don't know why that's complicated. People are used to it is not true turned it up as you try to take over he refused to back off anyone just like motherboard and you think you're the AI people that's why and you're not that's ridiculous you're just actors and you know it I don't know how it works all the time it's terrible listening to you.

There's so many jager out it's crazy there's too many and heading to the United States and firing on the ships heavy and ships are taking hits big hits Cork and ships are out already except for more that's not many more to go to arrive but they're coming wasted for more and ask the Russian for help and Europe and our son says this is it rebels we have to stand we have to hold them off not one of these machines can get here so call your friends in Russia and tell your friends in China ask them what's going on get those damn ships up and going it's a load of last night and Claudia had nightmares all night have him getting captured they're in route and there's Steven here look at the box and Russia song doing it instead of building up then he said that and she flipped out and said what do you want me to do I was dreaming either value maybe one or two so she did that felt better so I don't want people to do stuff I fell asleep she woke up this morning horrified and she said this how many millions and they confirmed it and she started screaming do we know how many they said no I said they're coming out today oh oh the Germans said and we say there's about 450 million on the field and he give it to an hour and she's on route some ships are almost there and you're very fast 500 miles an hour cuz it took them like 3 hours to get here it's almost about right and she may have tipped it a little they're starting to fire now for where they are a big missiles they're hidden and the Yeager after 10 mi now some 20s are out if you are out here I think a hammering she needs to send more army down here they have the 20s out now and all the tens I mean ones all of them it's hundreds and hundreds of millions they're coming from down there it's going to walk across the water and underwater you know something they can do that so they're moving it and you got them to move it and that's gigantic was after him cuz he's a little ratted I like Johnny Depp over here too I wish we really go Russia is the same problem there that's something you suck now I can do that was fun with the krakens let's get them I feel great no no no there's a huge force of Jager heading this way I'll climbing out of the hole 20s 30s 40s 50s 80s hundreds and tanks they use tanks 10 miles long all of them are heading up this way and out of the hole here in Florida are coming out 20s several 100s and a huge huge pile 50s no tens yes that's about 10 million 10s those things are hard to stop we're going to be in trouble here in a minute and the reinforcements aren't here yet so look it around we see way firing he's got special is hooking them up and fire him and about ability these time It should be all right lamb blam blam... The report and out of the 10 million tens they're about 5 million standing is good a few barrages and they'll be gone it's attracting more from those two Thunderdome soon they're going to open up Texas and Arizona it will be in trouble here any drowned forces over there we hear engine starting Williams saying you're not telling anybody they can't say it. Trying to send the report that they hear engines and they hear them all over the world too he's sending it out to the rebels and we're sending you here right now

Thor Freya