#and and THE FEET

[dontblamethewitches]

look at this photo i took of my cat its really important

[wormy-business]

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone FROM YOUR BODY chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

[kensatou]

fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…

[pangur-and-grim]

guests LOVE my sweet boy

[telumendils]

me when spite shouted "i want to talk to rook!" and punched lucanis in the face over it:

[lesbianshepard]

most insane reddit comment i've gotten is someone saying that they had a brief catholic phase because "sex should be for procreation only" just seemed "right" to them. And then they realized they were an atheist but had a breeding kink.

[fudgecake-charlie]

thank you whiteboard fox for breaking my art block with this sketch i'll love you forever

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

craving pathetic wet old women characters. where is the feminism

[beggars-opera]

When an animal lies on a tree branch and just Dangles

[1-marigold-1]

He just likes phantoms I guess.

[sexylatinawife0]

[entiretorridaffair]

i’m so obsessed with my mutuals i need you all to know that you are like celebrities to me and i want to hear everything you have to say

[kensatou]

and they lived happily ever after | ARCANE SEASON TWO (2024)

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphie is trying very hard to find legal roundabouts for his crimes. so pouncing on other cats is not allowed…..but what if he does it at hyper insect speed, and then dashes across the house and hides? is it allowed then? and what if instead of pouncing on the cat, he jumps OVER them like a circus pony? is that allowed?? surely, that’s allowed….