#and am just now getting to that l o l what a loser

[mxnhoo]

dangerous (l. hs)

✎ lee heeseung x reader genre kissing, blowing vape air into one's mouth, experienced boy x unexperienced girl trope, strawberry flavoued air, first kiss, reader has like 0 experience at all, not poofread cos a girlie just wants to write - get the idea off her head - sleep warnings ALMOST smut, vaping, nicotine (duh), hee wants to corrupt her lowk word count 905 cly's note i think this is different from what i usually write but i saw a tiktok with this idea and i couldn't stop thinking about it even during work. HENCE i am staying up to actually write it so i can get it OUF MY HEAD. i hate the thought of smoking/vaping but isn't this so hot omg. plus i've been so inactive i'm so sorry, so here's a proper fic i've written in a while (though it is short)

now playing heaven and back - chase atlantic

You breathed heavily, your eyelids heavy as you continued to stare at Heeseung, who layed below you. The room was dimly lit, the only light source coming from the lamp on your study table. You can't even explain how you got into this situation with Heeseung, your best friend — how you were sitting on Heeseung's lap, him being shirtless and just vaping in front of you. Though you've always known that he was quite literally the opposite of you, you and him remained as close friends regardless, and today you were seeing him in a different way.

Your chest moved rapidly, a new gush of unfamiliar feelings taking over you as you observed him taking another puff from his vape device. He exhaled and blew the air away from you, hitting the back of his head against the headboard afterwards, staring at you.

A strong strawberry scent took over the room, the sweetness making you want to melt into him. Despite the fact that he was the only one that was shirtless and that you were hovering over him, you still felt vulnerable, feeling unsure as to what to do next and anxious that you might fuck things up somehow.

He smirked seeing the state you were in, clearly enjoying the view of you. He was aware about how you were so naive and pure — you haven't kissed, smoked, vaped, or even fucked — and Heeseung just wanted to be there to open the new world to you. He wanted to check off every single thing off from the list, since he knew best how untouched you were. He wouldn't admit it, but he wanted to corrupt you.

He blew air up to his forehead, lifting the bangs away and he threw his head back, making himself more comfortable and showing his featuers off even more, especially his prominent Adam's apple and collarbone.

You couldn't explain it, but everything about him just felt so.. hot at the moment. You've never felt this way for anyone, but the way he was looking at you with such predator gaze, the way his exposed chest was moving up and down, the way he held his vape with his thumb and middle finger, his collarbone and neck, and even more.

"Say, you haven't fucked around nicotone like at all, right?" Heeseung questioned, his voice raspy after taking a huff of his strawberry-flavoured vape.

You shook your head and bit your lip, almost feeling humiliated that you haven't tried anything at all, and that for your entire life, you've stayed away from these things. You looked down, not wanting to meet his gaze, overthinking that he probably thought you were a loser.

He lifted your chin up with his finger, interlocking eyes with yours once again and he smirked, "Wanna take a step into my world?".

Your heart immediately skipped a beat, feeling thrilled at the thought of doing something you've always strayed away from. You stuttered, "O-okay".

He turned his neck downwards to look at you properly before flicking his middle and ring finger, gesturing for you to lean closer to him. You were already sitting on his lap as he layed down, and the closeness and warmth was driving you wild. You'd never experienced something like this before, only simple hand-holding and cheek kisses.

"I won't bite," he reassured, his voice still sounding dark, but you finally started to lean closer to him. Your hands inevitably rested on his bare chest, his chest muscles and abs feeling hard and the way he hitched his breath when you touched him didn't go unnoticed.

You were finally leaning closer to him, your hair falling forward as he nodded in approval, "Want a taste of my vape? Strawberry flavour, you'll like it". You nodded and he chuckled, bringing the vape to his mouth and taking another huff, making you slightly confused. Was he not going to hand the vape over to you?

You wanted to ask until you confirmed that he wasn't. He grabbed the front of your shirt to pull you even closer, his eyelids halfway open as he started to blow the air into your mouth. You immediately inhaled the air, tasting the sweetness of the air and suddenly feeling hot as your heart rate starts to increase.

You only stared at his lips as he blowed the vape air into your mouth, only wishing it was on yours, and he immediately noticed, immediately closing the gap between both of your mouths and smirking as he could feel you immediately snap back to reality from the sudden kiss.

He immediately pulled back, his thoughts feeling hazy as he is met with your half-fucked up face, chuckling that you were already half-spent when you did practically nothing other than share a huff and kiss for a second. "Did I take your first kiss?" he genuinely questioned, observing as you recovered from the kiss and puff.

"You did," you remained quiet before continuing, "I expect you to take my second, third and more".

"Is that a challenge?" he raised his eyebrows, clearly liking your boldness and the idea of kissing you as many times as he wanted.

"Maybe it is? Maybe it isn't?" you shrugged.

His face immediately darkened, the smirk on his face growing deeper, "I never back down a challenge". He put his hand behind your head to push you closer to him, causing your lips to clash once again.

watch out we pop out~ let's fill up some dopamine~ (if u understand ily)

[cockkette]

summer lovin’

lando norris x reader

warnings - somewhat chaotic lando and reader, mentions of pregnancy, insinuation of smut, some swearing, i think that’s it xoxo

face claims - girls on pinterest

y/n.l/n

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y/n.l/n: patiently waiting for the summer break 🙃🌊

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landonorris: i miss you baby 🧡

y/n.l/n: aww i miss you too baby

user1: they are so cute

landonorris: i miss that fat ass too 😏

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user1: i spoke too soon

user2: every night i pray for a normal lando and y/n interaction and everyday my prayers are denied

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user3: lando is one of god's favorites y/n is so fine

user4: alexa play that should be me by justin beiber

user5: tbh i don't know who i want to be more

user6: B O A F boaf

mclaren: please bring lando back in one piece

y/n.l/n: no promises xx

user7: sending my thoughts and prayers to the mclaren pr team during the summer break

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y/n.l/n: you can't blame me he has me so down bad i think i'm getting withdrawal symptoms

oscarpiastri: nurse she's out again

y/n.l/n: boo👎👎

user8: woof woof bark bark

landonorris: that's my job

user9: petition to save y/n from this loser

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y/n.l/n: date nights are the best nights 🌅

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landonorris: the best way to start summer break, i couldn't think of anyone else i would rather have with me 🧡

y/n.l/n: ha you 'like' like me loser 🤣👉

landonorris: i take it back

y/n.l/n: 👎

user10: y/n is so real for that

user11: the only relationship ever

user12: they are my parents they just don't know it

user13: the fits always go hard

landonorris: you know it

oscarpiastri: please don't feed his ego

user14: oscar is so sick of his bs

mclaren: we all are

user15: LANY/N SUMMER BREAK CONTENT!!!

lilymhe: i miss you!

landonorris: you facetimed her 2 hours ago

lilymhe: SHUT UP

y/n.l/n: SHUT UP (affectionately)

landonorris: aww you love me 😁😁

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francisca.cgomes: is that portugal!

y/n.l/n: yep you convinced me!

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user16: she's so fine 🤭

landonorris: yes she is and she's mine

y/n.l/n: cutie <3

user17: when will it be my turn

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lando.priv: date nights are fun but so is a night in

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carlossainz55: mate..

y/n.l/n: 🤭🤭

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maxverstappen1: i think it's time to put the phone away

charles_leclerc: i agree

lando.priv: haters

maxverstappen1: correct 👍

oscarpiastri: this is better than actually hearing it from the drivers room ig

y/n.l/n: soz babes xoxo

danielricciardo: goooo landooo 💪💪

lando.priv: finally some support, it's hard out here guys

carlossainz55: i bet it was

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landonorris: happy anniversary to the prettiest, kindest and smartest girl, i have spent 3 years loving you and i know i will spend the rest of my life loving you 💕

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y/n.l/n: i'm not crying you are

landonorris: darling i can hear you from the kitchen

y/n.l/n: get over here then!!

landonorris: sprinting over right now

y/n.l/n: good x

user17: walk him like a dog

georgerussell63: mate i'm getting whiplash from the difference between this post and your private post

landonorris: i'm a man of many talents

y/n.l/n: he really is

georgerussell63: you both disgust me 🤮

user18: GEORGE WHAT DO YOU KNOW

user19: screaming crying throwing up i love them your honour!!

user20: same but i'm screaming without the s looking at y/n

lilymhe: real

alex_albon: LILY!?

user21: lily is one of us

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y/n.l/n: i can't wait to spend the rest of my life showing you how much i love you, how proud of you i am and how super hot you are 💕💕

landonorris: fuck sake now i'm crying

landonorris: i am super hot though

user22: i knew they couldn't be wholesome for that long

y/n.l/n: what can i say it's part of our charm 🙃

user23: i need y/n's whole wardrobe rn!

y.n/l/n posted two stories

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y/n.l/n: great food and the best company!

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landonorris: i helped make the food btw 💪

olivernorris1: no... you just watched

landonorris: it's called moral support!

user24: at least he tried...

savnorris: lovely to see you darling, the girls have been asking for auntie y/n all day 😂

y/n.l/n: lovely to see you too! i miss them so much they are adorable!

user25: AUNTIE Y/N ARE YOU KIDDING

user26: THAT IS SO CUTE

flonorris1: i already miss you

y/n.l/n: i miss you too 💕

landonorris: girlfriend stealer 😠

flonorris1: stop being jealous that someone else had her attention for more than 2 seconds 🙄

landonorris: no.

user27: he's literally a child 🤣🤣

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user28: lando arguing with half of his family in the comments is taking me out

user29: norris family dinners seem so fun

y/n.l/n: they are!

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lando.priv: your so hot have my babies please 🙏🙏🙏

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georgerussell63: you're getting blocked mate

y/n.l/n: if you insist...

lando.priv: hehehehe

y/n.l/n: nevermind that made me feel ill

lando.priv: sorry i let the dawg out 💔💔

alex_albon: the thought of mini landos is stressing me out

y/n.l/n: i think they would be cute 🫣

lando.priv: will be*

charles_leclerc: my children are on this app please stop this madness

oscarpiastri: thank you for speaking out

olliebearman: i'm scared dad

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y/n.l/n: a staycation to end the summer break with my love

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landonorris: who is that absolute stunner on the last slide 🫦

y/n.l/n: idk he's pretty hot though do you think i could get his number

landonorris: yeah he totally likes you 😉

user30: ahhh they are so cute it's not fair

user31: i cannot wait for the wags to be reunited

user32: fr we need more wag content

yourbestfriend: i can't wait for summer break to be over so you will spend your time with me instead of him xxx

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landonorris: noooo

user33: the f1 world has never seen a better rivalry than these two

user34: lando and 'yourbestfriend' are my verstappen and hamilton

maxverstappen1: understandable

lewishamilton: i can't disagree with that

mclaren: we can't wait to see you both back in the paddock 🧡

y/n.l/n: i got a new papaya coloured dress especially for the occasion

landonorris: this isn't fair you look so good in it i won't be able to concentrate on the race 🫦

y/n.l/n: shut up 🤭

user35: what is lando doing in the last picture 🤣

alex_albon: he worries me

georgerussell: he's my sleep paralysis demon

y/n.l/n: he's a cutie leave him alone!

landonorris: yeah!

landonorris: my girlfriend is so hot

y/n.l/n: my boyfriend is so hot

landonorris: 🥰

user36: he is so down bad it's getting embarrassing

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a/n - thank you for reading i hope you enjoyed! i’m thinking of doing a part two so any feedback or suggestions would be fab <3

[rekino2114]

So I’ve recently fallen deeply mad in love with Ena (the blue/yellow polygon gal-) and I can’t stop thinking about her (I won’t apologize for it though she’s amazing and neat-)

If I may, can I ask for Ena x male reader where reader is hard crushing on all forms of Ena and it’s pretty obvious that he loves her, but can’t bring himself to tell her since he doesn’t know how she’ll react

You crushing on ena

Pairing:ena x male reader

A/n:You don't need to apologize. ena is indeed very awesome and cool. Sidenote but I am obsessed with the idea of ena having more forms than the ones we see so I might make a post detailing some fanmade ones I've seen around,with the reader of course let me know if you'd like that

"Come on, dude, just tell her"

"No, who knows what might happen"

You're currently talking to your friend moony about your crush on your mutual friend ena

"The worst she can say is no"

"That's a factually wrong statement for most people, but especially for ena, with how many forms she has, I might get punched in the face or she'll start crying and wallowing in self pity"

"You're such a coward, man"

"Listen, ena is like one the best friends I ever had, I can't risk losing her friendship. She's the best"

"If you don't tell her I will"

"Don't you dare-

You were interrupted by the voice of your crush approaching you

"Ah here are my two bestest friends in the entirety of this digital plane, how are you good chums?"

"Oh hey I-na me and y/n here were talking about you actually"

"Oh is that true? I hope you were spreading good word of me then"

"Oh, trust me, he definitely has~"

"SORRYINEEDTOGOBYE"

You were very embarrassed at the possibility of your crush being revealed and decided to run away from your friends while blushing

"Waaaahh y/n hates me"

Your sudden leave caused ena to glitch and turn into her sad form while crying on the ground

"I can't bwame him, evewyone should hate me, I'm howwible,howwbile, I should just die"

"Geez what a crybaby, y/n loves you like love-loves you"

"*sniffle* w-weally?"

"Yeah, dummy, you didn't know? It's sooooo obvious. He always blushes when he's near you and don't you see how he always comforts whenever you get like this? That's l-o-v-e"

After hearing her friend's words the polygonal girl stood up and went back to her normal form

"Oh such splendid news, I must go confess to y/n this instant"

"Wait, you like him too?"

"Indeed, I have had hidden feelings for him for quite a while. Whenever I'm around him, my face turns pink, and I can't help but want to fill him with compliments and physical contact, at first I didn't know what this feeling was but now I believe it is love"

"Pffffft whatever vena just leave me out of your lovey-dovey loser stuff"

"Do not fret, I will go talk to y/n now. Hopefully, the next time we meet, I will have a romantic partner"

Ena left the scene and practically teleported to where you were sitting, still embarrassed at yourself and a bit angry at moony

"E-ena, I'm really sorry for running away"

"Salutations, my dear companion, do not worry about that. Please don't stand there being unhappy, I have some splendid news I think you'll enjoy hearing"

"What is it?"

" I have an announcement:I.....believe I have feelings for you....feelings of love""

"......really?""

"Precisely, I do, every time I'm near you, I feel something beyond happiness, and with my friend moony's help, I understood that it was love"

"I-i don't know what to say ena, I love you too"

"Oh happy days, might I suggest that we enter a relationship then?"

"Of course I'd love to be your boyfriend"

Ena smiled happily before avoiding your eyes and blushing (she blushes two different colors on her two sides)

"Wonderful......could we perhaps formalize our relationship with a kiss?"

"*giggle* yes if you'd like"

You approached ena's lips and kissed her (I just realized she only has a mouth on her yellow side and doesn't really have lips....uhhh, I dunno I guess you could still kiss her like that, her anatomy is weird anyway it doesn't have to be realistic)

"That felt so so amazing, thank you so much my dear"

"You don't need to thank me, it felt great for me too"

Suddenly, ena hugged you, and you did the same. Despite her polygonal body, she actually felt very soft and nice to lean against, and so you did. You stayed like this enjoying your newfound love with your new girlfriend.

[slay00ryu]

If you’re into it, maybe Misaki x reader right? And Misaki gets a request to assassinate reader, and the person who requested the assassination is Reader’s rich ™️ ex boyfriend ?? 🤔 I haven’t done misaki’s route yet so unsure if this can be done DBDJJSJS if it’s not, dw about it hehe

I’ll do a signature this one time bc u know who I am anyway -lostboi

Headless lover.

Misaki was in their room, looking at their computer screen with a widespread smile. They just hang up from a call with you. Somehow that simple call with their friend who chose to stay anonymous brought them a lot of ease, even with all the new "job offers" piling up for them.

Being an assassin wasn't easy, they would be lying if they said that they like the job.They hate it. It stresses them out, gives them nightmares sometimes. But it's the easiest work to get a good enough pay in. They need to help their parents, they need to support them, or what child would they be?

Luckily you were there, never expecting anything from them, showing kindness, sharing some silly moments. Your company was truly relaxing, even more than the other server's members. You never expected anything from them, didn't talk about killing as much as Ronin did, didn't talk about not having enough time because of your work. You were just there with them, laughing like an idiot at Misaki's jokes, never asking about anything they'd not want to talk about. She really appreciated you for that, being able to behave like a stupid teenager was something Misaki needed, and you were a friend ready to let her act however she liked.

'Time to look at these offers." They sighed, opening the messages they received. Cheating husbands, politicians, wives, people endangering someone's shady business. The list was never ending, the deeper they looked the more risky the gigs were. Risk means more money, but they didn't want to take on a president or another person who would end up as big numbers in their bank account, no matter how good the pay. So they looked for a while longer until one of the requests looked easy enough.

'Kill my ex. They're a total loner, no friends, no family, easy kill. Just fucking get rid of them. Here's the info you would need [link], send proof and I'll give you a lot of money. XYZ' Short and simple. very different from their regular clients. With a long sigh and hope that it wasn't the police who tries to get their ass put into jail, they clicked the link. A wall of text with a lot of pictures attached to it was in front of them now.

"F/N L/N huh? Really a loner, sits in front of their computer and tries writing. Seems easy enough." They murmured to themselves as they looked through the pictures. "it's such a shame, they do have a pretty face." Misaki never felt bad for their targets, well most of them deserved to die, or Misaki just stopped giving a damn. But with this kill, something felt different. It's like their brain was telling them not to take it, there was no reason for the kill, just an order and a promise for payment worth the task at hand.

They sighed, maybe it was just their guilt playing tricks on them? They shouldn't get emotionally connected with the targets, it was dangerous for them, and only made the work harder. They just needed to suck it all up and do what they do the best, kill them.

Ding!

A sound came from the Slaughter House server, they clicked on the main channel and noticed that Ronin was dropping his emo act again.

goreboy: hey Losers how're y'alls sad little Existences going? hitmeuppp: good before i saw my new job T_T user: How bad is it? :o Angelic: Don't worry Misaki, I'm sure you'll do great ♥ hitmeuppp: awww i love how you cheer me into murder hitmeuppp: but to answer you @user hitmeuppp: it's just someone trying to get their ex killed ugh user: Ew poor you </3 goreboy: damn And i thought That i was the psycho Angelic: Because you are ^^

They chuckled as they watched to topic change into Ronin being a total psycho, yeah maybe they all were murderers, but they still felt like family. A family full of psychopaths for sure.

user: Hey, you okay in there Misaki?

They perked up when they saw your dm, finally they could chat with you again! Of course they're not picking favourites!!!

hitmeuppp: y'know just the usual anxietyyyy haha user: man :/ well if you want we can hop on vc!

And Misaki took that offer very eagerly, they loved talking to you, your voice and way of speaking was just making them forget about the blood staining their hands, the blood they will never be able to wash off.

A few days passed, Misaki was slowly getting ready for their job… Jesus how fucked up it sounds, killing someone as a job… Well it was too late for them to regret it.

They were on top of a building, their gun held firmly in their hands.

"Deep breath Misaki, just like Y/N told you to." They whispered to themselves as they looked at their target.

They were seated by a desk, writing mindlessly on their computer, completely unaware of the danger they were in. Misaki had to do it quickly so she wouldn't let the guilt eat her from inside. Normally they wouldn't feel so bad, but this person was innocent, they looked them up so many times, nothing. No murder under their name, no crime or shitty behaviour, just a regular person with a pretty boring life. Something Misaki could be jealous of, they'd dream of a life like theirs, maybe minus the part of their ex wanting them dead.

With their breath held back, they bulled the trigger. The shot breaking through the window, then hitting their head. Blood splashed everywhere, probably dirtying their computer screen. Misaki watched them fall from the chair, their head damaged severely. Now they just had to collect their stuff and quickly go back to their place, dm user and forget about this kill… Like that was fucking possible.

The next few days felt so weird. Misaki texted user everyday but there was no reply, they were offline, no one in the server knew what it was about. Some thought that they ended up in jail and some thought that they were a police agent who will send the cops at them. Misaki was unsettled, they didn't buy you being someone sent by the police, it wouldn't make sense, you were too open about yourself. Yeah maybe you didn't share your face or legal name, but Angel didn't either!

hitmeuppp: hey… i just killed them… [01.12 1:22 AM] hitmeuppp: you won't believe what crazy dream i had! [02.12. 3:33 AM] hitmeuppp: maybe you're asleep? [02.12 4:55 AM] hitmeupp: no you're usually awake at this hour. [02.12. 05:05 AM] hitmeuppp: they really paid me a lot for that ex [03.12 3:57 PM] hitmeuppp: they really had to hate the [03.12 3:58 PM] hitmeuppp: are you… okay? [05.12 12:12 AM] hitmeuppp: user??? [11.12. 4:44 PM]

They were going crazy, texting you everyday, but there was no answer from you. They began to believe that maybe you really did work with the cops… Oh how they wished that was the case.

goreboy: [https://writer_found_assassinated_in_their_home] goreboy: well Now we know Why the newest killer Is so silent goreboy: they're Dead

What.

No. No.

They clicked on the url, it had to be someone else, you were someone else…

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no…." Misaki started to shake their head when they saw the pictures.

It was the same person. The same person they killed, but something was different… Their head, it was… it wasn't connected to their body. Someone went there after Misaki killed th… after they killed you. And that's when they remembered, that ex, they had no way of knowing that you were dead until the news posted about it. They did it.

Misaki's felt so dizzy, the world was blurry in front of their eyes. They killed you. It's their fault that you're gone now.

It's their fault that you ended up like this.

If only they didn't take that fucking job…

[densi-mber]

Just Give us a Reason to Compete

“I’m just saying, of the two of us, one is clearly a better speller than the other,” Deeks proclaimed as he and Kensi walked into the bullpen.

“Deeks, I misspelled one word. It’s not that big a deal,” Kensi insisted, tossing her bag onto her already crowded desk. Callen reached out to catch a bottle of lotion. “And that was autocorrect’s fault.

“Uh-huh. Sure.”

“Hey, guys,” Nell said. “Do we want to know what’s going on?

“Kensi can’t spell,” Deeks announced loudly, before Kensi could respond. She rounded on him with a glare, and Deeks grinned back at her. He could tell it wasn’t true anger, so he didn’t feel all that bad about teasing her.

“All right, that’s it. I challenge you to a spelling competition.”

“Ok, I’m in. What do I get if I win?”

“The knowledge that you’re the better speller?” Kensi said with a shrug.

“Nah, that’s not good enough,” Deeks decided. He thought for a moment. “If I win, I want control of the radio for a week.”

“Then I want you to make me frittata every morning for a week.”

“Deal.” Turning to face the rest of the team, who had been watching the conversation with varying levels of interest, Deeks asked, “Any other takers?”

Callen snorted. “Not a chance. Sam, you in?”

“Oh no, I already know my spelling abilities. I once won a state spelling competition in high school,” he said, a hint of pride in his voice.

“I thought you were a mathlete,” Callen commented.

“I was.” Sam jabbed a finger at him. “And no jokes.”

“I would never,” Callen said solemnly. “Though it is impressive that one man can hold so much geekiness within him. I think you’re running neck and neck with Beale.”

“He thinks that’s an insult,” Eric said wryly. “For the record, I am not beyond competing in a test of spelling acuity.”

“Nell?”

“I would, but I don’t think you guys could handle it,” she responded.

“Ooh, that sounds like a challenge, Jones. Why don’t you put your money, or similar compensatory item, where your mouth is?”

Nell stepped toe-to-toe with Deeks, standing as tall as she could.

“All right Mr. Deeks. I’ll participate, but you’ll regret it. And if I win, the losers will write all my expense summaries for the next week.”

“It’s a deal,” Deeks agreed.

“Oh, you’re going down hard,” Kensi goaded him. “I’m looking forward to breakfast in bed.”

***

“Alright Kensi, your word is “onomatopoeia”,” Callen called out, waiting as Kensi stepped forward. He’d been assigned the role of choosing and assigning words, mostly because Sam refused.

Eric had dropped out after three rounds with the word chiaroscurist. Personally, Deeks thought he’d done it on purpose, in deference to Nell. Deeks had nearly lost it with lachsschinken, but somehow managed to squeak through solely by chance.

Kensi correctly spelled her word; she looked decidedly tense, biting at her thumbnail in between turns. When it came back around to her again, Callen gave her the word “arachnophagous”.

“A-r-a-c-h-n-o-p-h-a-g,” Kensi started, then hesitated. “u-s?”

“Oh, I’m sorry, that is incorrect,” Callen said, not sounding sorry at all. “Now it’s just down to Deeks and Nell.”

“Damn it!” Kensi hissed, plopping into her seat.

“I can’t believe I’m watching this,” Sam mumbled.

“You got this, Nell,” Eric encouraged, then shot Deeks an apologetic look. “Sorry, man.”

“It’s ok, brother. I understand.”

“Ok Nell, your next word is “budgereegah”.

“Now you’re just making things up,” Deeks muttered even as Nell rattled off the apparently correct spelling liked she’d actually heard the word before.

“Excellent. Deeks, yours is “sesquipedalian”.”

“Awesome. Uh, s-e-s-a-u-i—p-e-d-a-l-i-e-n”.

“That is…incorrect,” Callen called out. “Congratulations, Nell. You’re the NCIS Office of Special Operations’ inaugural spelling bee winner.”

“That implies there’s going to be another one,” Sam commented under his breath.

“Nicely done, Nell,” Deeks congratulated her, and Nell accepted the praise with a nod.

“Thank you. And thank you for the week of expense reports. I will enjoy going home early.”

“It won’t be so bad with Eric and Kens helping. Right, Kensi?”

“Right,” Kensi said with a grimace. “Congrats Nell, but I was really looking forward to those breakfasts.”

“Well, there’s always next year,” Deeks said brightly.

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A/N: This one was a bit sillier, but I hope you still enjoyed it. I think the team would compete for anything under the right conditions. Also, some of the words I used were selected from the national Spelling Bees list.

[theleomarspt2]

"Ah yes, my dear faggot is finally here! Say hello to my hole, loser! It has been waiting for your tongue to kiss it deeply! Don't make it and me waits any longer and burry your face in my big sweaty butt! I ate at Mexican restaurant so i need to relieves my gas! Don't push your head off my or I'll put my dirty socks I've worn all week in your mouth while i squash my big butt on your tiny face, fag!"

That's what this godly man tells you.

What would you like this White God to be? (in all the cases he makes you smell, kiss, lick, massage his ass then sits it on your face)

It's the first time I did all the alphabet, so you can chose 4 choices maximum.

A) Dad (he humiliates you for being a fag)

B) Husband (he loves you but is dominant)

C) Occasional lover

D) Older brother

E) Younger brother

F) Boss (you try to make him likes you by obeying his orders, even the nastiest)

G) Coworker (you are too weak to resist him)

I) Best friend (he loves you but likes to jokes about making you lick his ass and you pretend to not enjoy it but you secretly do)

J) Former best friend (he hates fags like you)

K) Bully (he never stopped bullying you)

L) Uncle and/or Nephew

M) Cousin

N) Brother in law (your lover's brother)

O) Bull (he fucks your boyfriend/girlfriend but this one don't like his ass so he uses you)

P) Someone who blackmails you to do it

Q) Your landlord (you worship his ass in exchange of a lower rent. It's a win-win)

R) A star who you are forced to obey to

S) Your girlfriend /boyfriend's father

T) Your master (he does not loves you)

U) Your son (he hates that his dad is a fag)

V) The chief of a fraternity you belong to

W) You love him and hope he'll fall in love with you if you obey him

X) A priest (you go to his church often)

Y) A retired soldier (in this reality, retired soldiers can have their own ass cleaner, a fag sent to their home whenever they wants to worship their ass for as long as they wants. This man chosed you and you can't disobey)

Z) Someone else (write in your comment)

WOW he is hot, love thicker guys so this man is quite a dream man for me. I know I get to choose 4 so what I will do is I will choose 4 and rank them in what I would want them to be.

What I would want the most: Husband (he loves me but is dominant)

This is the ultimate dream for most if not all of us isn't it? To get to live a kinky lovestory. I can picture myself being his boyfriend at first, maybe he is trying his best not to show his naturally dominant side, but when he finds out I want him to be that man he realizes we are meant to be together so he proposes..... can you imagine that? To have a loving and protective yet dominant husband? that would be perfection, I receive him home daily, ready to massage his feet and sniff his farts.

Second Choice: Someone else (My boyfriend)

It is just the same mentality as the last one, except this is the step right before. In this scenario we first met because we both wanted to fulfill our kinks, but then we both realized we had so much and common and ended up falling in love. Or maybe he has a super power to make people fall in love with him when they smell their farts so now I am part of his harem. Regardless, I would LOVE to be his loving boyfriend.

My Third Choice Would be: I love him and hope he'll fall in love with me if I obey him

This is something I can definitely see myself doing, to allow myself to be disrespected and used in search for some love, but in my fantasy it ends up working out in the end.

Lastly, my fourth choice would be: Landlord (I worship his ass in exchange of a lower rent.)

I can see this being an arrangement I would like, except I am winning double (I get cheaper rent and sexual satisfaction).

[ateezivy]

learn the alphabet with ivy (updated)

warning! jokes about drugs and killing (this is how she copes with her trauma😭)

A is for…

‘ass shakin on a tuesday?’

‘ask hongjoong if we can get mcdonald’s for dinner’

‘as a mingi enthusiast, i can confirm’

B is for…

‘but did i die?’

‘bonita’

‘boxing was fun until i almost broke my wrist-‘

C is for…

‘cause i said so’

‘cute is overrated, i like looking like i just killed someone-‘

‘call me when i actually care, wooyoung’

D is for…

‘don’t follow me, i won’t be running away. i’m going to the store…’

‘driving is easy, these losers are just lazy. AINT THAT RIGHT YUNHO???’

‘did someone say le sserafim?’

E is for…

‘eggplant emoji? boy what-‘

‘extra ice please’ ‘but seonghwa hyung asked for light-‘ ‘i said extra’

‘even if i die, keep performing’ ‘ivy no-‘

F is for…

‘frogs are innocent beings.’

‘for the LOVE OF GOD SAN SHUT UP’

‘felix said otherwise.’

G is for…

‘god would want me to’

‘going to the gym is so much work, but i’m forced to’

‘guys, i think i started my period…’ *cue panic*

H is for…

‘hongjoongie-oppa says i’m brilliant’ ‘he told you that so you would shut u-‘ ‘san no one asked for your input’

‘how did you manage to make jongho cry bruh-‘

‘how big is his-‘ ‘olivia!’ ‘-house…’

I is for…

‘i’m fearless’ *after getting scared by yunho*

‘i feel bonita’

‘if i have to dance to this song on more time-‘

J is for…

‘just say you hate me already’

‘jongho is my best friend, sometimes’

‘jimin would be my friend.’

K is for…

‘killing people is only okay sometimes’

‘kites still exist??’

‘KITTIES’

L is for…

‘lost me at the word running’

‘look at me’ *slaps san*

‘living is breathing.’

M is for…

‘mingi my dearest’

‘my type? mingi.’

‘my mom told me not to do it, but my mom is also a drug addict so-‘

N is for…

‘no money’

‘no ice cream for you mr. park’

‘nayeon-unnie is cooler than you’

O is for…

‘oh jolly pirate’

‘oh brother, this fool again’ *san walks in*

‘oh, i like yeosang more’

P is for…

‘people think im innocent. that’s cute’

‘pipe down’

‘poop doopy’

Q is for…

‘quit looking at me like that, you’re gonna make me vomit’

‘quiet, i think i hear god’

‘quit talking, i’m trying to listen to itzy!!!’

R is for…

‘right, and i’m beyoncé.’

‘right hand man, jongho. not you’ *cut to wooyoung frowning’

‘rings. blings. and all that’

S is for…

‘silence, who died?’

‘snow snow snow snow snow snow sno-‘ *yeosang throws a snowball at her*

‘sweet. can we go home now?’

T is for…

‘tomorrow is a new day, a new slay’

‘teen beach movie has one of the best soundtracks’

‘they see me rollin, they hatin-‘

U is for…

‘uvula shot’ *shows camera yunhos uvula*

‘under the seaaa. under the seeeaaa. darling is betTA down where it weTTA’

‘uhm, be so fucking for real right now…’

V is for…

‘very good morning my loves’

‘van… gogh’ *van starts moving*

‘valid point, too bad i don’t care’

W is for…

‘wow, and here i thought i was the idiot’

‘where is my food servants’ *acting a scene for a show*

‘why am i here. i need to go home. i, i need to go.’

X is for…

‘xoxo, go piss girl’

‘x-rays helped see the shape of dna’ ‘it’s 2 am. go to bed.’

x’s and the o o o’s they HAUNT me’

Y is for…

‘you have no idea what you’re talking about do you?’

‘yo, chill out brother’

‘yes, i do love my members. yes, i do hate my members. family.’

Z is for…

‘zoom zoom, hop in hotties’

‘zebras. are the white with black stripes. or black with white stripes’

‘zooweemama am i right?’

taglist: @atolua @skzfairies @itzy-eve @cixrosie @stopeatread @alixnsuperstxr @smh-anon

[nicosraf]

Maybe this is going to sound so stupid AKFKKRKEKFKFKF but where do you start learning about angels? Any particular sources that you recommend? I want to expand my knowledge on ✨👼🪽a n g e l l o r e ✨👼🪽 without accidentally falling from some tradcath's attempt at making church look cooler than it really is

Youre not stupid!! and I don't want to start coming off as The Authority on angels or anything - I'm just a guy. I think I'm really wary of others positioning themselves as an authority on angels (or theology generally) when they make videos/tiktoks explaining angel forms/hierarchies/etc. hence my frustrations

Unfortunate boring answer but: I think the best place to start is the Bible, reading the (few!) scenes where angels are present, examining how they act and how they speak. Read the scene where Jacob wrestles the angel, or the one where angels rush over to comfort Jesus after his days in the desert, or the angel that shakes Elijah awake then feeds him (then does it another time). (Book of Tobit, too, if you want to see Raphael!)

It's after this that I think you can start getting into the "sources." I would recommend reading the Book of Enoch - it's short, the summaries of it online are not good imo, and it's pretty simple. One translation I've been enjoying atm is George Schodde's ! Next, I would suggest moving onto the real "angelologists."

So, of course - Pseudo-Dionysius' The Celestial Hierarchy. Books like Thomas Heywood's Hierarchie of the Blessed Angells, and dictionaries about angels/demons. Here is where all the "fun" stuff is! I'm a boring loser so I usually read up on these, before or after, on JSTOR (or at least I did until I graduated) because you can learn a lot about the context in which they were written, and why you might not want to take what's in this umbrella of angelology/theology at face value. (Remember that these type of books/studies were often commissioned by powerful people.)

Around here or after this, you can move onto the writing about angels that isn't trying to convince you it's actual theology – so Milton's Paradise Lost or William Blake's work generally. I love William Blake, he's probably the only guy more in love with Lucifer than I am.

I wish I had a singular "Angels" book that I recommend but, as of now, not yet! I've hardly touched modern full-length books on angels, just articles (and those don't feel introductory enough to recommend, i think?)

But honestly? Just do whatever you want! No one is the authority on angels, just have fun with them fr <33

[flowerbatscanon]

!! First post !! it's just a short fanfic thing also erm English isn't my first language so yeah l Ain't good at writing

Part one of something ldek

so uhm t-tw trans fem miles morales and..o-oc x canon ☹️

Very silly goobers

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Ahh , yes just the nice and quiet night just nothing there to destroy this ever lasting silence that was laid upon the city at this hour surely nothing bad w-

— “a random girl..from a portal?! What is this harry potter!“ Gabby thought to herself as she put on her mask and tried to investigate, she was standing on top of a building pretty high up so she had a good view of her visitor

Miles got up and groaned in pain there was no need for that stupid portal machine to throw her hard like calm down jesus! She cleaned herself up just a little bit , she started to tremble as this universe was wayyy too cold for her liking l mean she really wishes she had went with a suit design that had fur for sure!

—"ugh it's cold! And my suit is all damaged.." she just muttered for herself only to hear about looked around Gabby wasn't noticed by miles.. yet

and she thought why not just spook the visitor l mean she didn't even bring a jacket pfftt 'what a loser' she thought little does she know tho.

She quickly jumped down from the building behind miles, yep she was sufficiently taller she politely first tapped miles on the shoulder making her to turn around and look at gabby, Gabby didn't even give her a second to blink and yelled

—"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE." Obviously this startled miles but gabby never really learned how to control the volume of her voice

—"uh? Im m-" she didn't even finish

—"state your purpose right now!" Gabby yelled but the "now" at the end sounded more like a "meow" cuz her mask was making her words come out muffled as such

Miles looked at gabby for a split second

—"state my purpose meow?"

She asked confused

—"are you mocking me right now!?" Still the same thing the "now" at the end being heard as "meow" by miles

—“What!? No no- lm not mocking you just-" miles exclaimed trying to prove that no she wasn't mocking gabby obviously!

Gabby took off her mask looked

—“ugh do you hear me better now." she asked quite angrily obviously trying to hide her embarrassment

—“yeah!“ miles claimed and slightly chuckled

—“anyways.. who ARE you." She asked miles looking at her quite judgmentally.. unnecessary..

—"lm uhm miles morales from earth 1610! Im t-"

—“Yeah yeah, you where bitten by a radioactive spider blah blah..but my real question is what are you doing here ...

She paused

did you come to see me? :3“ she looked at miles with now a soft and actually not so delicate smile she was fidgeting with her hands while asking this question in practical

I mean she knew the girl didn't know her but hey worth a shot

—“l mean.. well " Miles started to get nervous quite a bit

—“nah lm just.. joking with you l know you have no idea who am." she chuckled and gave miles a little rub on the back

The wind started to pick up

—"ugh it's cold" miles hugged herself trying to keep herself warm , as she shivered she looked down not really sure where to go on from here

—"want my jacket?"

Gabby asked miles with a small smile on her lips

—"l- well..l mean sure" she gladly accepted the offer and put on the jacket, yeah it was way to big..

[a-buisness-panda]

✨️Hello people, hello internet✨️👋 and welcome to my MHA fanfic page. This is going to be a y/n type of blog. Ah, yes! Another abomination in an ocean of disappointments of posts. 🥰🌺

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So, before we get started here's a little disclaimer:

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• So, on the first hand, l know how awful this fandom can be with all the sexualization and toxic shipping and everything this kind so l want to let you know that this blog is going to be a 100% safe blog w/o any of those things. I am sick of seeing all those disgusting stuff about literally minors written and posted everywhere and people being ok with it. I want this to be a change in the fic category of the fandom and l want to represent some real things that this teenagers would do. 😄✌️❤

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• On the second hand (this is more of a me problem but that doesn't stop me from saying it 😘), l'm tired of people making y/n's character LITERALLY 120CM TALL, FUCKING 30 KG AND SUCH A soFtIE THat NeEDs aLL TimE prOtECtIoN, like bruh. You're in a hero school, a school that is made for training HEROES. And l don't say that being short and soft is a bad thing but the way her character is written being thoes things is extremely irritating and annoying and it makes me want to die. 💕😊🌸 So in the next post you'll see how the character of my y/n is going to be like.

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• On the third hand, if you're homophobic, rasist, a toxic fan or just an asshole in general leave and do something about your life loser. This blog is not made for anyone to spread their hate so if you dislike or don't approve with something you can tell me in the comments or in private and I'll see what can l do about it. And if it's really something I can't do much about it you'll have to learn to live with it babe. I have own own ships and I'll let you know what they are but l won't focus much on them. 🥰💖

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• And on the forth hand, l'm not american and my native language is not english so I'm sorry if I'll make any mistakes. Feel free to correct me. 🤗

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💕I hope I didn't wasted your time and I hope you'll stick around from now on too.💕

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[goodnighttexas]

still haveht seen all of ahsoka show yet but I have been seeing stuff on this star wars account I follow that I don’t understand so I’m assuming it’s in the part I didn’t watch bc I was Very uninterested.

ummm so I’m thinking about it again and as ahsoka tano fan top 10 she’s one of my faves of all time. I just. my. A H S O K A. show. the. A H S O K A. show. and its like here’s the rebels and I’m like oh great that characters I really don’t care about thanks. like I watched their show it was alright I grew to like them BUT NOT ENOUGH FOR ME TO WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN. well. except hera I love hera I want to see her always <3 BUT THE ITHERS?? WHATEVER!!!! I would like to see what my sweet sweet ahsoka is doing and what shit she’s wrecking on the other side of the galaxy. not. her wayward padawan. why does she have one of those? Like why is ahsoka “I am no jedi” tano waltzing around with a padawan and WHY IS SHE SO DRY ? :((( her actor gets her snarky bits well SHED DO THE SILLY WELL TOO I BET WHY DONT THEY GIVE HER THE SILLY ? she’s so serious I want to kill myself a little. ahsoka my little high school drop out why does she act like a “cool” teacher who breaks the rules only a little but is still a teacher none the less. OHHHH kills myself whatever. she’s not Totally down for the rules but she’s more down for the rules than I think she should be. she’s too slash srs. like ahsoka is wise as hell she’s very smart but she was never BORING….. CRIES MYSELF TO SLEEP.

look even that aside I just don’t care about sabine like that I don’t care about ezra that much and I definitely don’t want to go to Big Plot Thrawn like fuck that wgaf you get rid of that guy for OOOH? BIG PLOT ?? MAYBE FOR LATER ?? and then he comes back with MID PLOT. and does nothing. like I haven’t finished the show yet but I’m presuming he gets defeated bc I think I would’ve heard of big thrawn Star Wars phase BUT I HAVE NOT! so it’s just let’s have ezra again. which. as already stated. IDCABOUTHIMCOUGH. sorry ezra. I just. yeah. go off girl go crazy go stupid do whatever im gonna look over here now though.

like. I love my slay renegade disaster lineage girl who’s like nah fuck this we done. and does her own thing. SHE IS NO JEDI !!!! why have a padawan…… whatever

look I don’t like extra dubious disaster lineage that shit ended with ahsoka okay? BOOP yoda BOOP dooku BOOP quigon BOOP obiwan BOOP anakin BOOP ahsoka and then she was like okay this is the worst lineage in the history of ever let’s not. green freak, Sith Lord, rebel who died too young L, the “negotiator”, little freakass orphan annie who let him in here?? he’s too emotionally unstable—, and ahsoka tano the best thing to come out of this whole thing. one she doesn’t end up a sith lord two she knows what’s up she knew the order was flawed and went fuck this shit I’m out LOSERS and went on her own significantly more righteous path of awesomeness to be. what a jedi really SHOULDVE been. COOL. AS. HELL !!!! kind and compassionate, a bit of a smart ass, and selfless to high heaven. if there’s good to be done she will do it. she is bound by no order she is bound by no code she will do as she wants when she wants and she will make such a good impact and she will look so cool doing it. she also kicks so much ass.

[endless-brainrot]

OH I AM SO DOING THIS

1: HAHAHA being a loser.

2: my mortal enemy ren

3: tied between my two best enemies

4: RED PANDAS!!! if i had one i would name it pine because osomatsus signature animal is a red panda and matsu means pine

5: RED

6: figurines and posters (nerd momen)

7: i can sit down and play video games for 10 hours straight. and i have done this before (minus the bathroom breaks)

8: i could literally not care less i just wear a hoodie and tracksuit pants

9: you wouldnt catch me DEAD with makeup on skfmsjks

10: i dont watch movies much uh uuuh. goncharov

11: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (2012) AND RISE OF THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (watching them both at the same time for some reason)

12: i have watched SO MANY. BNHA, haikyuu!!, osomatsu-san, danganronpa, senyuu, toradora, toilet-bound hanako-kun, the silent voice, pretty much any studio ghibli movie, a whisker away, little witch academia, yu-gi-oh!, hyouka, seraph of the end, your name, words bubble up like soda pop, smile precure, precure dokidoki(?), sonic x, bungou stray dogs, mairimashita! iruma-kun, mob psycho 100, and more i am probably forgetting

13: I LOVE MUSIC!!!! LITERALLY EVERYTHING TO ME I L O V E IT. also my favorite singer is araki hes amazing go listen to his cover of urusaaa愛 PLEASE

14: bug my enemies or mindlessly scroll tumblr

15: two + one of those like. plushie pillows?

16: dont really have trouble, and it depends on the dream hrnshks

17: im not autistic so uuh n/a. BUT i do like agares picero! (<-the only blorbo who is not a total wet cat)

18: I CANT GET A PHOTI RIGHT NOW BUT ITS A PICTURE OF LUFFY AND I LOVE IT

19: RPG by soramafuurasaka! its what introduced me to japanese music and utaite :D

20: IT HAS BEEN SO GOOD BEVAUSE IVE BEEN BINGEWATCHING ROTTMNT

gonna tag um!!! @rowynri @sunsetsongwind @everyonesfavoritebastard if you guys wajt to do it

not a dream

Hey everyone, I've thought about some cute questions for you to answer so here they go, leave the answers in the replies or reblogs and tag people who you want to answer said questions as well. You don't have to answer all of the questions, no pressure, answer the ones you like if that's easier for you!

What's one thing that your friends say that applies to you? Like a quirk or something they know you for? Something they associate with you always?

Who inspires you in your life? I don't mean a celebrity, but a person you know, brag about someone incredible that is your inspiration.

Who do you consider to be your favorite person and why?

What's your favorite kind of animal? If you lived with said animal, what would you name them? If you have said animal, what is their name?

What color is your most recent obsession?

What's a little decor item that you want to own in the future?

Do you have any mundane but cute "talent"/thing you can do? Something just slightly unusual but also completely usual?

Do you like fashion? What kind of a dresser are you? More casual? Fancy?

Do you wear makeup? What's your go-to makeup look? If you don't wear makeup, have you ever thought of wearing it?

Recommend us one movie that the critics/public didn't like that much when it came out but you personally think is a hidden gem!

What show are you watching right now? Recommend it to us!

Have you ever watched an anime? If yes, which one?

What's your favorite kind of art medium? Recommend us an artist or show us an art piece (could be music, painting, crochet, whatever) that you really love!

What do you like to do when you are bored?

How many pillows do you sleep with, if any?

Do you have trouble with sleeping? Do you remember your dreams a lot or forget them as soon as you wake up?

Who is one cool character in something you've seen in your life that you hyperfocused on at a time in your life.

Show us your current phone case!

Recommend people a song that has meant a lot to you sometime in your life and share us the story about if you'd like.

How has your day been so far?

UwU - I love you!

[tender-rosiey]

Hi how are you great I would like to request a headcannon pacifically from bungou stray dogs Kunikida,ranpo,Dazai and Poe where s/o sits in there lap while they are working thank you so much have a lovely day. ( ´ ▽ ` )

❥ Sitting on their lap while they work

Includes Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo and Poe

ᴀ/ɴ: hey! i am fine and hope you are doing great as well; i wish you a lovely day as well and i hope you like this 💕

KUNIKIDA DOPPO:

It’s not quite the surprise but

He wouldn’t let it distract him

Though he does acknowledge your presence

Hence the subtle and gentle kisses he places on your shoulder every once in a while but still fully focused on his work

Man can multitask like no tomorrow

“Is something the matter? Are you alright?”

You know, when there times when you just want to be held

Or you are sad so you want someone to just hug you and remind you that they are there for you?

He checks up on you for that reason, because naturally he doesn’t like seeing you bothered and sad

ANYWAYS

He enjoys and cherishes the calmness and soothing feeling you bring when you are near him

So when you are hugging him like that, it just makes his heart go: 💃🕺🤸‍♀️🏃

That is relating to the headcanon I mentioned that he loves hugs

Your presence actually helps him work and concentrate somehow

:O

:0

:o

:0

:O

Okay I am sorry, I am trying to make this longer for self-satisfactory purposes

Oh yeah, if dazai does pass by (which will definitely happen because for some reason this loser knows when you and kunikida are lovey-dovey)

He will get thrown by a book if he teases you and kunikida

“OooOoooO nO, KUNIKIDA IS SHOWING P U B L I C D I S P L A Y O F A F F E C T I O N—*pained dazai noises because he never makes normal sounds*!”

“Serves you right, bandage machine.”

IF you fall asleep on him while sitting on his lap (which personally I definitely would do)

Then he will smile while rolling his eyes but nonetheless kiss your cheek

In case there is a possibility your position might hurt you when you wake up then he will pick you up like a strong gentleman and put you on the couch

AND cover you with his jacket so you stay warm and cozy

<3

DAZAI OSAMU:

So you see how Kunikida didn’t let it affect his working and just goes on his merry way with

this thing here uses it as an excuse to stop working, as usual

So when your cute self just comes and sits on his lap while he is “working”, he will with no hesitation leave his work and instantly wrap his arms around you

“AHH MY BEAUTIFUL BELLADONNA! Is there something you need? Not that I am complaining, I am quite enjoying this.”

Full on hugs, cuddles and kisses and every form of physical affection you can think of

He also LOVES nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck and burying his face in your shoulder

Occasional shoulder kisses as you bless him with your presence 🥰

Though if it’s something serious/urgent he is working on them he will still hold you tightly against him

However, at the same time still paying attention to his work

Soft murmurs of praise and “i love you” in between

ITS SO SOFT IN GENERAL PLEASE

I am in my feels

And now I am out of them because

Kunikida will scold him if it’s the time where he neglects his work

“STOP SLACKING! AND THE PDA, STOP FLAUNTING YOUR RELATIONSHIP IN THE EYES OF EVERYONE!”

he is jealous of the fancy date

Meanwhile he will just glare if dazai is still working despite holding you

And dazai will just smirk in victory as he watches Kunikida unable of blaming him for anything

if Kunikida notices that then he will blame both of you for pda just to spite him ✨

But if you tell Kunikida that you just need a hug from your lover then he will silently leave you guys

:D

I bet dazai is comfortable af hence you might fall asleep on him while sitting there

And if that happens then he will chuckle and ditch everything so you both can nap together on the couch

RANPO EDOGAWA:

What do we do when we miss a certain cutie Ranpo Edogawa?

It is actually quite simple

Just sit on his lap while he works and all be solved 😌

He gets all happy and smiley, even more than usual

A RAY OF S U N S H I NE maybe even the sun itself

“Oh hey babe! How are you doing? I missed you a lot, you know! did you get the snacks your promise me?”

You know what, I think he would be the one to ask you to sit on his lap

So when you do he face goes:

“^w^” just like like that

King of playful kisses and pecks

SOOO he will live up to his title and place soft quick pecks and cheeky kisses on you

Playfulness also follows the line of that he will tickle you occasionally

BUT

If you are not ticklish then he will just pout everytime he attempts to catch you off guard and tickle you

And if even with that you DONT laugh then cue the cute mumbling that it isn’t fair tha you aren’t ticklish

I suspect by the time you go to him he would already be done with his work

So you will have his ✨ full attention ✨

Even if he isn’t done then he will still do what I just described

<3

Btw if you fall asleep on him then he will lean his head further on you wishing you good dreams before continuing his work EEEEEEEEE

EDGAR ALLAN POE:

EVERYONE SHUT UP

LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS IN THE GIF I AM GONNA CRY

Istg if mayoi was available in my country then I would spend hours not leaving the game AND NO ONE would have the right to blame me

Anyways back to our topic at hand

He gets so very VERY flustered

Shy bby™

“A-angel, is there something?”

Yes I headcanon that angel is the nickname he gives to his lover

He will slowly get used to you sitting on his lap and be less surprised and flustered when you do it

HOWEVER

There is still blush very much evident on his cheeks

When he calms down he will gently wrap his arms around you, careful not to put his hands somewhere you feel uncomfortable with

Then he will continue working smiling softly to himself because he just loves you so much and AHHHHHHHHHH

He will also keep checking on you if you are comfortable too 🥺

Like

“You sure you are comfortable like this?”

“Um do you want me to place my hands on a specific place?”

If you fall asleep on him then he will freak out to Karl

“SHE IS SLEEPING ON ME KARL! SHE IS SO CUTE PLEASE I CANT HANDLE IT; WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE HER!”

“*fanboying raccoon noises*”

</3

Why isn’t he real

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[unfoundhoney]

being karl jacobs little sibling ↠

↠ karl jacobs x reader ; fluff

↠ masterlist

hello to the entire smp’s favorite

you’re a big sweetheart like your brother

you’ve got this feral teasing, satan spawn side once you get comfortable around someone but it’s more cute than anything else

karl has always adored you & been protective of you

he used to be mean to you & tease you all the time but he grew out of that & now he is the bestest big brother

he loves you ok :(

you’re the baby of the family & karl must therefore make sure no harm comes to you

no one’s allowed to bully his baby sibling unless it’s him because then it is okay

he was the older brother who would just come into your room & lie on your bed & pretend that he’s doing it to be annoying but really he just wants to spend time with you

when he got his license he would always drive you places

school, friend’s houses, mcdonald’s, the gas station at one in the morning

he likes spending time with you i just want to make that point very clear

you two have always been really close & he just loves you alright

you’re first introduced to the internet as a possible winner of one of the many “one of the crew’s siblings gets the prize” mrbeast videos

you didn’t even know what was happening karl just picked you up one day like “get in loser, we’re doing a mrbeast video”

& off you went

suddenly you’re everywhere on the internet bc people just absolutely adored the way karl would check up on you throughout the entire video

which was obviously kept in because quality content

he brings you on or all the mrbeast videos he can

like the christmas lights video?

you were there helping him & sean win

(karl) JACOBSES FOR THE WIN L E T ‘ S G O

animal shelter video?

short little clip of karl facetiming you to show you the puppies & the camera just hears you “aw”ing over them

eventually karl does a stream w/ you & the plan was to play kirby’s epic yarn

but karl just gets absolutely spammed on discord

by who you may ask?

i think you already know

it’s tommyinnit begging karl to get on the smp w/ you & let him talk w/ you

tommyinnit: KARL YOU SHOULD LET ME SPEAK WITH YOUR SIBLING

tommyinnit: KARL PLEASE IT’S FOR THE CONTENT

tommyinnit: KARL

tommyinnit: DON’T MAKE ME INDIRECT YOU ON TWITTER.COM BECAUSE I WILL

tommyinnit: IT WILL BE FUNNY & I WILL BE MOSTLY WELL BEHAVED PROMISE

tommyinnit: KARL PLEASE

eventually karl relented & went on the smp & had you play

here comes big man tommy (& co.) to farm more “i spoke to my friend’s sibling” content

(you) haven’t you already done like fifteen of these videos?

(quackity) holy shit, did y/n just call tommyinnit unoriginal?

(george) i think they did oh my god

you meet tommy obviously & the other feral bois & a bunch of other smp members you bump into as you’re wandering around

karl shows you kinoko kingdom all proudly

he gets all smiley when you talk about how much you like it

you & the feral boys are kind of iconic ngl

bc you’re actually really funny you’re just kind of shy & need someone to hype you up

and these himbos are just the men for the job

karl would love to make content with you as long as you were comfortable with it

like

imagine doing a cooking stream but you like actually know how to cook smth & karl’s just your little assistant/hype man

(karl) go y/n, go y/n, go go go y/n

(you) i am literally putting salt in a pot of water

& then at the end karl just going full big brother braggart mode

(karl) guys this is literally the best thing i have ever eaten you all wish you had a sibling as cool as mine haha as if no one is as great as y/n so haha get rekt losers

meanwhile you in the background like “please stop”

the mrbeast crew absolutely adores you as well

chris especially is very verbal about how great you are

& there’s this clip of karl & jimmy just absolutely demolishing you & chandler in a chicken pool fight

suddenly it’s not a mrbeast video w/o a y/n cameo in some way

you are tucker’s official babysitter, what a privilege that is

it’s cool thought bc tucker loves you

you’re just such a lovable person

karl would totally love painting your nails or letting you paint his or whatever

& if you’re actually good at like nail art???

he loves you even more now wow

might help you up your fashion game or ask you for fashion advice too

he likes to show you off like a proud parent bc he just thinks you’re great & wants the world to know how great you are

would defo cry at your graduation just saying

prom/school formal?

cute picture of you all glammed up & laughing as karl is literally on the ground bowing to you

would go to as many of your games/recitals/concerts as he could if you have them

& if not he’d be sure to hype up the little achievements like a good test grade or baking a cake

basically: it’s karl’s job in life to make sure you know you are loved & appreciated

you all have one of those “siblings but besties” type of relationships

cuties, we love to see it

[homo-phoneic]

Things me and my friends said except I turn them Into bmc incorrect quotes

Also warning for lots of NSFW jokes LMAO

Also tw for a brief mention of suicide

**doing math homework**

SQUIP: okay it's 584

Jeremy, who's LED lights on there laptop's keyboard went out so they can't see any of the keys: **clicks 3**

SQUIP: ...that's a fucking 3-

Jeremy: **SOB** I KNOW-

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Jeremy: HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME I COULD TOTALLY BEAT MICHAEL IN A TICKLE FIGHT I KNOW IM NOT TICKLISH AND HE DOESNT KNOW IF HES TICKLISH OR NOT I WOULD SO WIN!

Christine: AHAHSHDJJFFH-

Jeremy: I HAVE A CHANCE! HE DOESNT! PLUS HES SHORT!

Christine: short people can hide easier so they can jump out and attack >:)

Jeremy: I'm a raccoon! Even if I'm tall I can also jump out and attack!

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Michael: Jeremy I am extremely bored again

Jeremy: same :(

Michael: I looped my favorite song for so long my brain reprogrammed itself to tune it out so now I can't even distract myself with that anymore!

Jeremy: Lmao loser

Jeremy:... /j

Jeremy: please don't hang up

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Rich: you're a bitch and tall /neg

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Jeremy: why are your cats getting more bitches than I am??

Michael: hey they're also getting more bitches than I am

Jeremy: i can fix that **lipbites** /j

Michael: LMAOOO-

Jeremy: /hj

Michael: WAIT-

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Michael: I'm watching porn with Jeremy 🙏

Christine: WHAT.

YOURE WHAT NOW?

IM SORRY???

HUH??????

MICHAEL?!??!?

YOU WANNA EXPLAIN YOURSELF?????

HEY????

Michael, only messaging back like the next day: we were doing it as a joke, no homo

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Jeremy: what do I say to make the AI fuck me

Michael: YOU THINK IM GOOD AT THAT??

Jeremy: I DONT KNOW YOUVE SEXTED ME BEFORE-

Michael: YEAH BUT I WAS PANICKING ALRIGHT-

Jeremy: SO WAS I! YOU KEPT ASKING ME WHAT I WANTED AND I WAS LIKE IDFK UR THE TOP ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO DECIDE??

Michael: HAHSHDHF DUDE I HAD NO CLUE WHAT I WAS DOING I WAS JUST LYING IN BED AND LIKE- "oo Jeremy texted m- oh."

Jeremy: AHAHSHHDBG

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Jeremy: Michael I'm having a panic attack rn do you mind not taking about sexy Jeff Bezos

Michael: No no okay but hear me out-

Jeremy: IM NOT HEARING YOU OUT-

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Jeremy: sobbing rn

I'm just so quirky and built different my eyes can't handle it

Michael: WHAT HAPPENED??

Jeremy: I LITERALLY HAVE NO CLUE

MY BRAIN JUST DECIDED TO WITHHOLD THE SEROTONIN TODAY

I LOST MY SEROTONIN PRIVILEGES

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Jeremy: I love youu

Michael: please don't kill yourself

Jeremy: what

Michael: the last time you showed any amount of affection to me without prompt you tried to perish

Jeremy: FUCK OFF LET ME BE NICE-

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Michael:

HELP

ME

PLEASE

JEREMY

I BEG YOU

Jeremy: oh fuck what happened

Michael: RICH WONT STOP PLAYING THE FUCKING KAZOO

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Michael: christineeee wake upppp

Christine: yeahhhh?

Michael: Jeremy's being manipulated againnnn

Christine: AGAIN?

Michael: AGAIN.

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Rich: but why is it all like diagonal and shit?

Jeremy: why did my mother leave me at age six?

Rich: I.... slay I guess??

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Jeremy: wait but rich isn't allowed to do that

Michael: oh no what will rich, the person we all know definitely follows all laws and rules do? How will he proceed?

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Jake: isn't that the national animal

Rich: I thought that was Jeremy

Michael: no he's the national furry!

Rich: ohhh right!

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Jeremy: :(

Michael: don't you dare.

Jeremy: D:

Michael: oh come on you know I can't take it when you send me sad emoticons like that

Jeremy: :[

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Michael: I'm eating blue cheese out of a bowl how does this make you feel

Jeremy: ENJOY YOURE FUCKING M O L D

Michael: I am this is amazing mold

Jeremy: shudders

Michael: lovely mold 10/10

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Jeremy: dude im so bored

Christine: hi so bored I'm Christine

Jeremy: well now I'm just bored and suicidal

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Jeremy: i miss Michael i want Michael to come back I wanna put him in my pocket

Rich: Michael's gonna come back

Jeremy: i miss him

Brooke: we know.

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I'll probably do more of these later but I am so tired and I'm gonna go sleep now

[sugarfluffandallthatgoodstuff]

cuddles for cuties

Kirishima x fem!reader x Bakugou

Tw: ever so slight mentions of bullying, injuries, Mineta being a disgusting pervert, Monoma being an ass as usual, cussing, fluff fluff fluff galore, and a glorious loving 3 way relationship. also my first fic ever please be kind

Also Reader is supposed to be from Norway and have a siren quirk (kinda like the sirens from equestria girls but basically on steroids) your last name in this fic is Kronsen just for reference.

1,550 words

Your POV

beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeee-

SLAM

sigh

Well there goes the 12th alarm clock this month. Why does school need to start at such an ungodly hour?! It doesn’t help that Mr.Aizawa puts all of us through the most gruesome amount of training imaginable. I slowly get off my bed only to end up stepping on the glass lamp that used to be next to the now demolished alarm clock and then having several glass shards in both my feet. Wow looks like this situation couldn’t get any worse right? Haha no. Because I then had to walk with the glass burying itself deeper in my feet as I went to go grab the tweezers to pull them out. I pulled each of the 47 pieces of glass out and finally bandaged ‘em both up only to find out I was now 30 minutes behind schedule even though the dorms were only a 15 minute walk to the school tops. Great now I gotta worry about burdening the class by interrupting their instruction. It doesn’t help either that Kiri’s grades are awful and he’s distracted easily so now I’m gonna feel worse cause now I am gonna end up causing more pain in my 2 boyfriends lives. 

~tidshopp~

damn glass making it so I can’t run as fast and-

THUMP

“hey loser maybe watch where you’re going. I would think someone in class 1A would know to do that”

jee thanks Monoma 

“Kronsen-chan!”

Great now everyone is gonna see me thanks for that Midoriya

“Kronsen are you ok?! You’re not hurt are you?! Do you need to go see Recovery Girl?! Should I tell-”

“I-I’m o-ok M-Midoriya. T-t-trust me I-I’ve been th-through w-worse.” 

Damn my social anxiety

“O-oh o-ok um would you like me to walk you to class?”

“N-no th-thank y-you I-I’ll be th-there s-soon”

“Ok I’ll tell Mr.Aizawa you’ll be at class soon and you got held up.”

“Th-thank y-you I-I’m s-sorry”

“No need to apologize! What are friends for?”

I sure as hell hope Bakugou doesn’t hear about this...

~tidshopp~

“Good to finally see you Kronsen”

“I-I’M S-S-SO S-S-S-SOR-RY I-I-I’M L-L-LATE! M-M-MR. A-A-AIZAW-WA” I whisper yelled because I worry about being too loud and further upsetting everyone else. 

“You’re fine just go sit down”

So with that I trudged to my seat and put my head down 

jeez can this day get any worse?

Really shouldn’t have asked that question albeit in my head.

“hey~~~”

God fucking damnit not this again

“I bet I could treat you right if you let me see up your skirt~”

“P-ple-ease l-leave m-me al-”

“OI DIPSHIT”

uh oh

**“STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU” **

I look up at Bakugou

“S-Suki i-it’s-”

I get cutoff again

“SHITTY HAIR GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE”

“Jeez Bakubro you need to chill, what’s the problem?”

“I-I-”

“dude just let me touch her tits at least”

I swear I could almost see the lightbulb light up above Kirishima’s head

“You know what I changed my mind deal with him as you want Bakugou”

“Thanks Shitty Hair”

I truly felt like I wanted to shrivel up and die

“Hey are you ok Y/N?”

Kirishima was now kneeling in front of me 

“I-I’m o-ok”

“sigh ok just let me know if you need anything promise?”

“P-promise”

~tid hoppe til lunsj~

“Hey loser”

“please leave me alone Monoma”

“ugh I still can’t believe they let someone with a villain quirk into the hero course”

that was it

I had it 

“HØR DU ET LITT JÆVEL DET JEG ER MINST OM TENSENS AV ANDRE MENNESKER OG HAR IKKE RYGGALEN TIL EN KOKT SPAGHETTI NUDLE! JEG ER OVERRASKET OVER AT DE LATER SÅ BEKLÆRLIG Unyttig, JÆVEL MISLYKKET ABORT SOM DU PÅ DENNE SKOLEN I DET HELT! NÅ BARE LA MEG OG KLASSEN MIN BARE!”***

the whole cafeteria went dead silent 

I could feel the hot tears burning behind my eyes 

but I didnt care

I sprinted out of the room and ran back to my dorm room

Kirishima’s POV

what just happened

I look over at Bakubro and he looks just as shocked and confused as me

where on earth did Y/N learn to yell that loud?

something is going on

“We have to go after her”

“I can’t believe I’m going to say this but I agree”

so we now just had to think of where she could have gone

Your POV

the second the door shut behind me I locked in and sunk to the floor and started to cry uncontrollably as I remembered everything about today and everything I said.

god it hurt

I started to sing Let you Down and without me knowing my quirk started to bloom again and the heptagonal gem in my chest started to glow too

“Feels like we're on the edge right now” “I wish that I could say I'm proud”

“I'm sorry that I let you down” “I let you down”

“All these voices in my head get loud” “I wish that I could shut them out” “I'm sorry that I let you down” “Let you down”

as I finished the second verse I heard banging on my door

“Y/N KRONSEN OPEN THIS GODDAMN DOOR”

I never in my life realized that the Katsuki Bakugou would use someone’s actual name much less their full name

“I don’t want to burden you Suki”

Kirishima chimes in

“Y/N baby please let us in we just want to help it really is no burden at all”

“YEAH LET US IN OR I’M GOING TO BLOW THIS FUCKING DOOR OFF THE HINGES”

then I barely heard what Kirishima said next

“Bakubro we don’t need to do that. I got a better idea.”

oh no

oh god please no

click clink

CLICK

creak

then they both walked in and crossed their arms silently looking at my shriveled up form 

Kiri is the first to speak up

“Y/N please tell us whats happening”

“really it’s not that big a deal I’m just being a baby”

“No if you literally run out of the room and scream then it’s bad”

sigh

“fine”

I then told them everything. The lamp, running late, being tripped, the incident with mineta, and how I finally snapped when Monoma called my quirk a villain’s quirk.

“What did you even say to him? Just curious”

“inhale LISTEN HERE YOU A LITTLE FUCKING SHIT I AM AT LEAST CONSIDERATE OF OTHER PEOPLE AND DO NOT HAVE THE SPINE OF A COOKED SPAGHETTI NOODLE! I AM SURPRISED THAT THEY LET SUCH DEPLORABLE USELESS FUCKING FAILED ABORTION LIKE YOU IN THIS SCHOOL AT ALL! NOW JUST LEAVE ME AND MY CLASS ALONE!”***

“i’m not proud of what I said because it was mean.”

“he deserved it”

“KIRI?!?!?!”

“what you stood up for yourself without being violent”

“I just want to be left alone right now.”

“no”

“wha-”

“get on the bed”

“huh?!”

“you heard me”

“Kiri put her on the bed”

“ok”

all of a sudden Kirishima picked me up princess style and got onto my bed with me and held me close to him literally as tight as he possibly could while nuzzling his cheek to my face and whispering “I love you my adorable cutie” over and over

the blush on my face was redder than his hair. 

“take it back”

“w-what?”

“take back every nasty thing you said about yourself today”

“what’s wrong with me telling the truth?”

Bakugou looks at Kirishima and nods

next thing I know my wrists are pinned above my head with Kirishima smiling down at me 

“come on my cutie pie please just one little smile and nice thine about yourself”

“um...I guess I’m kind of strong? I um.. kind of shattered my alarm clock again.” and I gave the most natural looking fake smile of all tme.

“MMm-yeah no looks like were gonna have to get it out of you”

“w-what?”

“ready Bakubro?”

“let’s get going with this”

Kirishima then starts giving little butterfly kisses all over my face and Bakugou started... KISSING MY TUMMY?!!

The more the kisses get faster the more I squirm.

then all of a sudden...

“PFFFF”

yep. Bakugou blew a fat raspberry on my tummy 

“hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahanohohohohohohohohoho”

“aww look at that Katsuki our precious little cutie is ticklish~”

“pleahehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehese nohohohohohohohohohohohoho lehehehet mehehehehehehe gohohohohoho”

“I wonder where else she’s ticklish~”

“NO WAIT PLEASE-”

“too late cutie your laugh got me hooked”

then Kirishima dug his fingers into my ribs

“tickle tickle tickle my little gigglebug~”

“HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO”

“Damn Kiri you weren’t kidding she has the cutest damn tummy I’ve ever seen

would be a shame if we...”

“WAIT SUKI PLEASE NOT MY TUMMY PLEASE NOT MY PUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHDGE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

“... left it out of all the fun. tickle tickle my shy little nerd~”

suddenly Kirishima was scribbling his finger in my armpits and my laughter went up 2 whole ass octaves

”PLEAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOT THEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHERE”

“coochie coochie coo my sweet little cutie~”

“PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHASE NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHORE”

“fine I think you’ve had enough, right Bakubro?”

“one more thing...”

“PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT”

“NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

“now I’m done”

Kirishima pulled me into his lap and whispered “we love you baby”

then Bakugou pulled both of us onto his lap and he surprisingly snuggled both of us?

“I’m gonna kick his ass”

“who?”

“noodle spine”

“oh”

Fin~