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pechebeche · 9 months ago

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👀👀🥵

#GIRL...........#may i ask for one final thing #manga #watching scarlet beat the shit out of people for 20 straight chapters is so cathartic. what a lady #and also. extremely hot

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egophiliac · 2 months ago

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can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.

(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #unique magic posters #this was so unforseeable!#i hope malleus gets pumpkinified immediately and sebek has to carry him around on a little velvet cushion #i hope jade puts his plant knowledge to good use by being extremely judgy about the firmness of everyone's rind #i hope that everyone is still wearing their silly little hats as pumpkins #(i know they won't. but if we don't have hope we have nothing.)#and i'm still feeling like oogie's gotta show up later and menace jamil just by existing #perhaps we'll have to team up against him with the scullsman or something 👀#also just to get it out before being proven entirely wrong #my theory is still that he's from the past and we gotta teach him about the True Meaning of Halloween (aka candy and funtimes)#so he can go back to his own time and become the founder of modern-day candy and funtimes halloween or something #bootstrap paradox be damned #i could be entirely off-base but that's what i'm thinking right now #idk he just has the vibe of an old-timey boy to me #he's had the great misfortune of being born before there were hot topics where he could meet other jack skellington fanatics #too late for the black plague too early for the black parade 😔

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markscherz · 7 months ago

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You are everything I aspire to be

If parenting has taught me anything, it is the importance of getting down on your hands and knees and teaching not just facts, but love and enthusiasm for the natural world.

This is my son Q and me. I have dozens of photos like this by now, even though he is just two years old.

Every chance I get, I will kneel down with him and show him the little creatures all around us. Especially when they are frogs. He loves frogs for some reason. No idea why.

It is important that we all see this together. It is beautiful. It is magnificent. We are here. It is improbable to the highest degree. It is fleeting, but it is everything we get. And we can get so, so much of it. If we just get our faces into it and really absorb it.

So that's what l'm trying to do here, I guess. Get all of you to join me in the reeds. And I am so happy to have so many of you along for the journey.

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phantomarine · 2 months ago

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TIGRESS QUEEN FANART for @allidrawscomics!!

because my goodness I owe her for how many people she's sent over to Phantomarine in the last year or so

(I still owe her one more extra-spicy fanart but here's just a fun one to start)

GO READ IT IT'S SO PRETTY

#tigress queen #kizarasunga #jintu #webcomics #I will very patiently wait to see them kiss #also everyone in the comic is extremely hot and I feel very attacked from every angle

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otaku553 · 1 year ago

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I have an agenda.

Long hair teenage sabo.

#one piece #sabo #you cannot convince me that he did not have a long hair phase #like if he grew out his hair to hide his scar he has to have tried more to hide it more thoroughly #I found a fic recently that followed sabo’s growing up in the revolutionary army and it was really really good #I want to see more amnesiac teenage sabo acting awkward around his peers because even back on dawn he had only two friends #more of kids being insensitive and asking about his scar which even he has no idea how he got #and koala and him being antagonistic towards each other #and them slowly becoming friends #anyways I’m so. I tried going onto YouTube to see if there were any good video analyses of sabo #and like yeah I can see why sabo would be a divisive character #but I also completely forgot that there are one piece readers who have not an ounce of media literacy #or respect for female characters #something something ‘sabo is like an oc insert because he exists so distant from everything and just in time to replace ace’ SHUT UP #or ‘favoritism towards sabo because he has a hot girl following him around and more hot girls in the revolutionaries’ I AM GOING TO GO INSA #KOALA IS HER OWN CHARACTER AND AN EXTREMELY INTERESTING ONE THAT DOES NOT EXIST JUST TO BE EYE CANDY OFF OF SABO’ ARM #SABO IS AN AMAZING CHARACTER IN LINE WITH THE THEMES OF ONE PIECE AROUND FREEDOM AND EQUALITY

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lambmotifz · 3 months ago

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sam isn’t an alpha, he’s a feral, rebellious omega. you know this stereotype that all omegas are sexually passive and naturally submissive? sam never fitted into the ideal omega image and he only willingly submits to his mate (dean), no one else

#sam got pregnant with dean jr so he’s most definitely NOT an alpha <3 #sam winchester #wincest #samdean #spn #anyway this dynamic is just *chef’s kiss*. i love when omegas are big & feral bc it’s so untypical #also omega!sam going against the rules and refusing to submit to alpha!john is so hot #he would probably have extremely painful heats & he would get very needy but also aggressive during them #which would make him feel even more like a “freak” like there’s something wrong with him #and dean would have to restrain him occasionally #he’s the only alpha who can tame sam and only bc sam ALLOWS it #honestly i think even john wouldn’t be able to make sam submit to him despite sam being an omega

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sparring-spirals · 2 years ago

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imogen fumbling shit is just eternally good fodder for memes, alright. and its at least partly BECAUSE of how powerful she is. someone tripping while using a nerf gun? funny. someone dramatically hoisting up an outfit matchin heavy death laser gun and then immediately tripping and landing on their face? phenom. sometimes she goes "GROVEL" and the enemies grovel and we all go "oooooh" and "aaaahhh" and sometimes she just gets fully ignored and gets so huffy and petulant and ineffectually burns a cantrip just to be petty about it. sometimes she smites her enemies into dust with one move and renders a tree in half after threatening and other times she fucking. falls down a flight of stairs and accidentally sets everything on fire. fires a gun at her own team. loses all her hair. turns blue. etc.

Imogen lifts a humongous sand squid into the sky with her mind powers. Imogen is also falling out of a sky ship and landing on the desert sand far below and just. lying there. while her friend plays the flute in the background. epic hot failgirls NEED the HEIGHT to FAIL FROM. u gotta swing and miss sometimes!!! AND you gotta be REAL petty about it when u miss!!!! fucking fantastic.

#its like how fjord with no dignity is fantastic because fjord is Hot and Charismatic and ClearHeaded under pressure but also #has never had a good experience with an animal despite being wild mother follower. tried to yell a flower into submission (and failed).#u have to take ur hottest and most powerful warriors and make them eat shit every now and then with the same zealousness that they #absolutely wreck shop #I apologize I know I've reblogged like four posts about it its just so delightful #critical role #c3e58 #cr spoilers #imogen temult #shitpost #spar speaks #god with fjord and imogen there's just something about extremely powerful anxiety ridden Universes Personal Joke characters huh #whoops. I guess I might have a weakness after all.#theres a separate post about how her fucky morals and general anxiousness also collide hilariously but i realized i was losing the thread #what portion of it i hadnt already lost at least

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iamespecter · 7 months ago

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I can imagine human Caine being a hot chocolate person

While pauline being a coffee person

honestly I can see it, but you're missing some people out of the equation so I added them for you 😊😊

#thanks for the ask!#tadc #tadc au #An Unexpected Reunion AU #caine #pomni #ragatha #jax #caine x pomni x ragatha #tadc showtime #ragapom #tag urself I'm both the hot choco and coffee enjoyer #no offense to tea drinkers or anything #but I like tea only when it's iced #but also I'm not as extreme as Jax is #that man is just a menace to society and he KNOWS it

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zishu-arts · 6 months ago

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that’s HER human !!

#zishu speaks #my art #ava #animator vs animation #ava the chosen one #ava tco #ava tdl #ava the dark lord #ava chodark #chodark #ava ships #th return of the dragon hybrid x researcher chodark au lmao #i drew this because i didn’t want to write anymore #me rereading all the moshang fics in my bookmarks has cause this drawing as well #i want to say they have a smiliar dynamic #in the way that chosen is also possessive and unaware of human culture and dark is extremely discredited but somehow bagged a hot Creature #chosen likes to listen to her talk about science (she doesn’t get it at all)#ugh lwk want a fic of them but i’ll put that at bottom of my priorities for now

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corpsentry · 27 days ago

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love poem (typical)

#my writing #my stuff #words #poetry #poems #i doubt that these tags will go anywhere so mainly for archiving purposes #guys (slamming head into table affectionately¥) i fear your favorite mr worldwide manwhore is once again In Love #i have this disease where everywhere i go i fall in love with people and then i write about them #what can i help it though she’s devastatingly lovely #i texted my friend three weeks ago and i was like #i am suffering from an excess of kind beautiful and extremely hot women in my life and she was like #this is a good problem to have. i mean it is also kind of giving’will hsge to do crazy troubleshooting later’#but for now i’m love love and i get to write poems about a beautiful girl so #wahoo! and yipee! and the like #hope love is with all of u too. in every shape. love of friends and lovers and family and all the other things and people

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gurggggleburgle · 2 months ago

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Luo Binghe is the kinda psychopath to pull out scrabble on a date and call it flirting and Shen Yuan is able to respond positively to this because man has zero, negative, and infinity levels of rizz catching all and simultaneously no bitches at once because these radio frequencies are all different lengths in this essay I will...

#svsss #svsss shitpost #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #sqq #luo binghe #bingqiu #scum villain self saving system #SY would unironically thing LBH's scrabble skills are impressive and hot #it's not even LBH spelling out the spicy words #its 'OOH 3 words in and already using 12 letters? in one word?! bold sexy astute'#'a Q? how debonair'#they're made for each other #not because any sort of soulmate nonsense but because they're both right type of freak to respond well to that #imagine being taken in by the intellectual prowess of another man's scrabble skill because youre that much of a prick and a know it all #SY is simultaneously a good and terrible person #truly a redditor #meanwhile LBH is someone who never made a friend in 12 + years of schooling and simultaneously is extremely popular #equally freak behavior #both does and doesnt have a hobby #would be an incel if he didnt choose his target and won't let go #kids these freaks are professionals #do not repeat #not even getting into how SY is both pulling not with mulitple people constantly and its like you think how is this man single?#and yet is not how #its where and when but also why

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sweetstuffiemilk · 8 months ago

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Doodles from a while ago..... My fave sapphics..... Ueueue

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gynoidgearhead · 10 months ago

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tradwife is a neogender for mostly cis people. change my mind

#i am not sure how serious i am about this but it's also just like. extremely funny that cis people are trying to earn #like prestige classes of cisgender heteronormative genders.#why yes tell me how you're an alpha sigma sigma male. tell me about your greek letters and your wolves and your hot take on masculinity #why yes tell me about how you're not like all the other girls but only in a way that only bolsters and sanctifies your femininity especiall #like i'm not being mean here it's just. extremely funny and really demonstrates to me that they are not that far from getting trans people #like. i think a lot of modern transphobia is cognitive dissonance because so many of them are so close to getting it. yet so far.#it's like. cis rebound.#gender #shitposting

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thereweredragonshere · 2 months ago

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I skip all Hiccstrid scenes in Rtte because buffstrid is not canon💔

#am i mentally ill?#maybe #but do I also possess the power to redraw Hiccstrid scenes with buffstrid #yes #I do #hiccup #Astrid #hiccup x astrid #biblically accurate hiccstrid #hiccstrid #buffstrid #httyd #Rtte #shit post #I wish I was joking #I’ve fried my brain to the point where I just cannot watch them #and if I’m being honest a lot of the Hiccstrid scenes are kind of hard to watch anyway😭#don’t get me wrong I absolutely love the ship #however #they make me kringe #yes kringe with a k #because the normal ‘cringe’ word is used too often and too negatively just to insult people having fun #So I’m using kringe and hoping it doesn’t already mean something extremely offensive #okay I googled it it’s fine #I am now dubbing ‘kringe’ to be a friendlier version of ‘cringe’ and only to be used in a situation where you are expressing your opinion -#-and not directly insulting someone else just because they’re a little different #what the fuck was I originally on about #oh yeah I kind of find canon Hiccstrid kringe #hot take mayhaps?#idk my opinion man🤗

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feldsparred-mo-reblogs · 1 month ago

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No nuance november: If your main headcanon for Gabbro is that they are "a stoner" because "they are so chill" I actually don't want to hear anything else you are saying because I am already bored

#this sounds so mean and is probably such a hot take but I actually really really REALLY dislike thid as a serious thing for their character #It's extremely reductive and derails any interesting discussion about mental health during the time loops #and is just actually kind of toxic??#I should put the nuance under a cut or something instead of the tags before I get blasted #But I actually think it is not cool or fun that Gabbro is repeatedly branded as someone who is hard to take seriously (ie hornfels)#and I actually do not think that they are okay lmao hot take. and I think being like “lmao they are just absolutely BAKED” kind of just #validates the idea of the notion that “well we cant take them seriously since they choose to be high all the time”#also sorry but they are detached. like. emotionally detached. They are not hanging out and Chillin. they literally teach protag to #“meditate” so hard they lose time and don't see their oncoming death lmao my guy weed cannot do that bro #apologies but also. if you think you cannot be detached without drugs. Please seek help or talk to someone who knows what dissociation is #outer wilds

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vaguely-concerned · 2 years ago

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malcolm 'I would commit blood magic before I'd become an absent father' hawke really out there answering the question no one had ever dared to ask before... what if the ghost haunting the narrative was a dilf

#dragon age #dragon age 2 #malcolm hawke #I know malcolm hawke was hot as fuck. I know it in my heart #also by all accounts an Extremely Married Man for the majority of his adult life #but you know

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