#and also i'm sick so be niceys to me :(

[starlit-mansion]

'surely the tap water isn't as bad as i remember it being here, and i should drink it to save money and say hydrated...'

10 POINTS OF DAMAGE PER SIP

[loverboy-havocboy]

Pfffft, you know I'm gonna ask about "mouthy little piece of shit fox/17" don't even need to send you an ask just shove it all in my mouth right now pls

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@ithillia wanted this one also, you both have good taste 🤭 though now that i'm doing this, i really do think i've posted about it before. but oh well! you'll see it again and that's a threat

mouthy little piece of shit is about fox's bad attitude as a cadet and how alpha-17 elects to discipline him. because fox pisses him off.. not for any other reason.

nsfw below the cut 🥰

“So what? You gonna make me suck you off or something?”

Seventeen chuckles darkly. Fox doesn't like that.

“You think I'd let a little shit like you anywhere near my deece with these?”

Seventeen grips Fox's jaw hard, forcing his mouth open to reveal his teeth - specifically the canines he sharpened into points a couple of years ago. Totally against regs, he was told several times. Maybe that's why Seventeen was so mad.

Fox snarls up at him, but that only prompts Seventeen to give his head a shake, making his vision blur. Smugly satisfied over catching him off guard, he releases Fox's jaw with force, sending him stumbling back a step.

“No..” Seventeen continues, pushing into Fox's space once more, until Fox has to look straight upward to see his stupid fucking smirk. “You think you're a big man, I'll treat you like a big man. On my bunk. Hands and knees. Now.”

“I’m getting real sick and tired of your shit, kid,” Seventeen grits out between each punishing thrust of his hips that forces his cock deeper into Fox.

Fox who keeps thinking that surely this is it, this has to be as deep as Seventeen can possibly fuck him. Fox who keeps being wrong. Fox who's stuffed so full of cock he swears he can feel it in his throat.

this is rough draft stuff so please be nicey 💖

[thegeminisage]

star trek update time. last night* we watched tng's "attached" and ds9's "necessary evil." *i am typing this at fuck o clock it will go up when im at work

attached (tng):

ok, the premise of this is basically every spirk fic ever, right...? "ooh, we accidentally have a telepathic connection and our feelings are revealed"

to get this out of the way, i like how much worf e riker e deanna was in the b-plot of this, even just circumstantially (i missed data though). i also think riker finally getting fed up with the aliens and giving them shit was really funny. riker is never mean to ANYBODY. i'm also glad he was relatively chill about picard being missing for once lol. like, in NO way were these assholes ready to enter the federation. not to agree with picard, but PART of a world can't enter. if you haven't mastered world peace you can't sit with us etc etc. not that i'm fully buying the propaganda of the federation as the ultimate good or that earth does somehow have world peace but whatever. even i know these guys weren't ready. what a fucking joke

frankly stunned this didn't lead to discussion about the affair baby wesley crusher. yes i know picard said he would never act on it. i don't care about that. i KNOW these people have had an affair baby. they're the type. he would knock her up and leave her high and dry. it's the kind of man he is. don't tell me there's no affair baby. i know what i know. there IS an affair baby!! i will die on this hill

actually, even though i dislike picard, i think sir patrick stewart is a v talented actor and i DO like him. i also really like beverly, so they managed to be charming a couple of times in this episode, mostly when they had a thought we couldn't hear and then started snickering about it

that said, i have no respect at all for jean-luc. the campfire conversation sucked. beverly was DEEPLY flattered and also in a little bit of a vulnerable position and he WAS LYING when he said he didn't feel that way anymore bc he tried to hit her up at the end of the episode. a man would have HELD HER, jean-luc. i would have held her. beverly crusher i would treat you so much better

this is insane bc i don't even have a crush on beverly. like genuinely. i only talk like this about sophie devereaux and brit marling characters. i just think it's outrageous her man doesn't treat her better. i almost had a fit when it came out he didn't like the breakfasts until beverly responded in kind also lol her saying croissant w the french accent

them getting sick when they split up was really funny. jean-luc, time to ruthlessly experience morning sickness. this is how it was after you left her high and dry post affair baby conception

the bait and switch at the end fucking killed me i love beverly making him ask and then turning him down GOOD FOR HER but i have no idea what motivated the entire thing. like, was the goal to get them together before the series ended? ok, why keep them apart? why show her pushing him through to safety at the expense of her own if she was gonna turn him down? why was she giving dtf vibes there at the end? like i was YELLING at him to go to her and then he did and she was like "actually nah." which was FUNNY and again good for her but what the fuck? i thought she wanted him. i just want her to be happy.

necessary evil (ds9):

OHHHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDDDD

i knew going in that this was an odo episode but AN ODO AND KIRA EPISODE??? swoon. oh my god she was the first person to give him his little constable nickname. HURL. KILL MEEEEE

actually, odo/kira and odo/quark people were BOTH getting fed during this ep. odo like yeah idc about quark but im gonna solve this murder case w extreme prejudice. i like both so i had a great time

every single mention of odo's dehumanization in the past makes me HOMICIDAL please treat him really niceys. i would kind of like to know what the cardassian neck trick is though. just not from odo

"i dont drink" fuckin hilarious. i think odo should shapeshift himself a digestive system so he can try food. um one that can digest stuff in 16 hours i guess or it would all just fall out when he gooped again. we tossed around the idea of chewing gum, since you just spit that back out eventually. but does he even have tastebuds, or just the approximation of them? his other senses seem to work ok........

the window in this acted SO sketchy like she was fake crying at her third dead husbands funeral after she just inherited a zillion dollars but she literally was innocent. she pointed at kira and was like girl she did it and we're like NO kira's innocent! and then kira is literally not innocent but shady sketchy widow is. incredible

kira with long hair my beloved. i would hate it if she had long hair in present day but it's perfect for past kira

ds9 looks SO BAD in the past. to have children running around and playing in it now is insane. you can really feel the difference between the cardassian occupation and Now so well in this episode, it's as striking to us as it would be to kira and odo

ohhh my god kira and odo. "will you ever trust me again" he's not even mad she killed that guy just mad that she lied about it. AUGHGHGHG

but when kira did something shady it was for a good cause. when odo was being shady he was indirectly working for the fucking cardassians. "choose a side" so true but he eventually chose kira's <3

i love deeply that he didn't try to fuck her. like it genuinely didn't even occur to him. ace king.

40s mystery style of this was so fun. odo narration is so funny bc like he doesnt wanna do it and his log is just one sentence bc he thinks its fucking stupid and then by the end of the ep hes like man am i supposed to be usign this thing as a diary?? girl dont worry about it james t kirk did the same fucking thing

final note: rom in this episode was amazing. i've never really given him more than a passing thought before this but him secretly being a fucking amazing thief was truly fantastic. sisko and odo good cop bad copping him was really funny too especially when you remember his son and sisko's son are besties. i would still rank the ferengi as my least favorite ds9 characters but i was pleasantly surprised with how often i laughed

TONIGHT: tng's "forces of nature" which sounds like. its gonna make me mad lol

[b-blushes]

health stuff (spoilering because i feel like it)

talked to my parents this afternoon about my health stuff (and about my issues with getting an appointment due to not feeling that it's 'urgent' enough to qualify me to try and get a same-day appointment and being so so scared that if i *did* do that i would get there and they'd be like 'this isn't urgent and u suck go away this will negatively impact your future healthcare👎' but also not wanting to get put on a 2 month waitlist for a gp appointment), and they were like buddy you are literally not functioning i am telling you it is urgent. so accountability: i'm gonna call the dr on tuesday. and also contact my cardiologist with whom i'm 4 months overdue a 6 month review because 'they're dealing with delays' and see if they can give me any kinda info on how long these delays will continue because what if i'm so so sick at least in part due to my (unmonitored by the cardiologist) heart condition 👍 (apparently it's not serious and i can just chill given the lack of urgency over follow ups but also like. u need that to be alive so perhaps worth reminding them i exist again.)

i feel literally sick with dread and shame about this (contacting my drs) (guys will be like 'yes i cannot do almost anything and it's getting worse but also it's somehow my fault and it might get better in a couple of days/week/month/year oh no it's been years i guess i can tolerate it so it's not urgent and i don't wanna be dramatic) but i will do it now that i have my biggest persuasive factor 'not wanting to take up people's free time to take me to appointments bc i don't feel alive enough to drive at the moment' (even though they don't mind driving me and are happy to help me.)

the horrors. i cannot express enough how much i do not want to deal with any of this. BUT i will practice hope and believe that at the very least no-one will be mean to me. and perhaps even some drs will be niceys to me. and EVEN MORE PERHAPS some drs will have an idea about what's going on and what i can do about it! but i will settle for just some curiosity about it all and willingness to discuss further steps.

[feral-radfem]

Fucking caving when a bi woman comes on and tries to tell you you're misogynist for not being all nicey nicey with her, it's pathetic. Bis and straights don't care about you sis, saying they suck cock isn't oppression and they will always look like an excuse to call you an evil unwoman misogynist dyke

My loyalty to women runs deeper than what they can do for me and how comfortable they make me. I Will Never excuse the sexual degradation of any woman because it is against my feminist values to do so.

I think it's fucking pathetic that y'all are so desperate to find justification for talking to these women the exact same way porn sick coomer men do. You sound no fucking different when you called them cocksuckers and cum dumpsters and whores. Why are you so desperate to have the green light to say that kind of shit to other women?

I don't feel the need to degrade others when I feel they aren't serving me well enough. I stand up for women because I care about women not because other women are kind enough to me to earn my care. Every woman deserves my defense because I'm a feminist and it's a responsibility I willingly took up.

Also, I never caved. That is what I originally meant by the post which is why I put it in the tags that I did not excuse the misogynistic sexually degrading language. I apologized for y'all's poor Behavior not for my post. So go ahead and stand corrected.

Surprising to no one else but you, not everyone is as self-centered and self serving as yall are.

[thatssonanii]

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Family Ties

After the friends left the reception, they went to their homes to change clothes then Morgan went to pick Chenice up. The two planned on going to see Devante. When they got to his house, he let them in and they made themselves comfortable on his sofa. Chenice laughed when she saw his black eye and busted lip.

"What's so funny?" He asked sitting on the love seat.

"You." She shrugged. "I dont get you. You know that Hae doesn't wanna be your friend or nothin like that yet you still show up to her reception."

"She only said that because that ignoramus made her. She does whatever he says, when he says and how he says. I know she really wanted me there."

Chenice started to talk but Morgan cut her off.

"Wait, Nicey. I got it," she laughed, "If she wanted you to be her friend then she'd protect you and have your back like she does us. Right?"

"Of course, Morgan."

"Okay so if that's the case then she would've stopped Ardian from whooping your ass both times and her family from beating your ass that time. But she didn't. She didn't because you're not her friend."

Devante rolled his eyes. "Yall just dont want us to be friends. I've always had her back and done what's best for her. Have I not?"

Chenice's eyes got big, "No! Fuck no! The only thing you've done is hurt her damn feelings and piss her off!"

"If yall wanna cuddle her then that's yall business, I'm not about to cuddle some grown ass woman cause she sensitive as fuck. That is not me," he argued.

"She is not that sensitive stop saying that, you know that. You also know she doesn't like confrontation. That's why you poke at her the way you do but Ardian not letting you do her like that no more."

Brandon chuckled sarcastically. "You know what if the two of you came here to tell me to leave my friend alone then you can leave. You need to worry about yourselves and your boyfriends' nonexistent ass careers."

Chenice frowned, "Oh, baby, you tried it. Don't you ever in life come for them cause they doing way more than your tired ass will ever. Boy, you could never."

"Whatever, groupie. Get out, you and this unfit ass mother. Bye!"

"Oh, bitch," Chenice spat shaking her head.

Morgan got up and pulled Chenice up, pushing her towards the door as she fussed. Morgan was over it. After quickly getting in the car and pulling off, Morgan waited for Chenice to finish fussing before she spoke.

"I'm sick and fucking tired of Devante! Cousin or not, I'm done fucking with him and so are you. His ass got some fuckin' nerve."

"Done and fucking done, friend! Cancelled!"

[b-blushes]

hater moment: everything happens so much + i'm so tired. and painful!

argh okay tomorrow i've gotta pick up my glasses in the afternoon BUT i booked it for after i normally lay down so should be safe to do nothing all morning and lay down if i need to and then go. and hopefully it should be so easy and everyone will be niceys and then i will be HOME once again. WITH new reading glasses so it'll take less energy to see 👍 next week the only reason i should need to leave the house is to get a haircut so hopefully will be less sick by then and also after then, due to 'only' one out of the house thing plus housework plus physical therapy (if i'm even able to do that). one thing about chronic illness is that it's is so so so chronic and also illness what's up with that! tbh! I don't wanna live like this! :( but also after THAT have more tests and then (booing for the fact that it will now be happening on the week i deliberately blocked out to rest) another drs appointment. perhaps they will have some progress for me. hopefully my tests will reflect how bad i am feeling and will mean they can authorise a new treatment that my consultant suggested a couple of weeks ago that might temporarily but quickly help things! just gotta take it one hour or day at a time i guess! there is extremely little that i can cut out to reduce the amount i'm doing now so like. this has gotta work :P but tomorrow is a new day! don't have to do physical chores like i had to today and also won't have gone out the day before so! there is hope for a nice and chill water off a duck's back onto better things thursday! :P

[thegeminisage]

ok ok ok it's star trek update time. last time we watched tng's "liaisons" and ds9's "the circle."

liaisons (tng):

the summary of this one put me off soooo bad but i actually give it an enthusiastic pass because i loved the b plot but conned myself into also liking the a plot. allow me to explain

the b plot of this is of course the fantastic riker e worf e deanna showing the ambassadors a good time on the enterprise. this arc satisfied me from start to finish because it started with riker telling worf he looked good in a dress and finished with worf beating that annoying guy's face in, and in the middle there was also a poker game and whatever the FUCJ was happening in their little meeting room which was extremely fun and flirty

i have not forgotten btw that worf e deanna is supposed to happen in s7. im so sorry the actors hated it but rn it is Fueling me. bring it on.

the a plot is more complicated and the summary of this plot is what initially put me off

like, of Course it's picard and a woman. again.

here's what i didn't know: one, this woman was batshit insane and not to be trusted, and 2, she wasn't real but a fake roleplay character made by this alien. who is a man

THAT MEANS. NOT ONLY DID PICARD FINALLY GET HIS OWN CLOSE ENOUNTER

BUT IT WAS WITH A MAN

picard has canonically kissed a man. or um been kissed by one i guess

and all of that would have been just borderline and barely ekeing out with a pass EXCEPT

i had the thought near the end of this episode: q would be absolutely SICK

as we know. the funniest thing about q and indeed perhaps his only redeeming factor. is how bad he wants to fuck sir patrick stewart. which gets ONLY FUNNIER the more that sir patrick stewart is like, i would fuck literally anyone else in the galaxy first

and now here picard is, having liplocked with another guy, and he STILL hasn't fucked q. i spent so long giggling about this that i simply must give the episode a passing grade

also, i would like to note i figured out they were the same person before the episode told us. i am JUST that good

the circle (ds9):

KIRA MY BELOVED.....................................

absolutely tickled to pieces with the ensemble scene at the opening. first we had this nice little prolonged kira and odo moment 😍 which was so wonderful because of their like general dynamic and history being hinted at and then EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE CAST SAVE SISKO got their sitcom intro. it was the most beautiful thing i've ever seen. they were like, you simply cannot be dismissing major kira unfairly. so true. once again it is so cathartic to see them rallying around her whether they're federation or not. literally treating her really niceys

AND SISKO! his little scene with her in the garden down on the planet...wah. he's literally constantly trying to get her back. his support even when she's no longer technically working for him...EVERYBODY treats her really niceys

um except that vedek guy...idk whether he's on the level or not and i DID NOT like whatever sexy stuff was going on in that orb vision. putting aside the hilarious reality of orbs in general for a second are the prophets saying she has to fuck that guy? not my beautiful queen.

um and also except the circle. i didnt actually see the plot twist coming this time about that minister guy being in on it which is very fun. also i'm sooo glad they staged a speedy rescue

ODO THE RAT! i love when he turns into stuff

also odo blackmailing quark into being his deputy lol i LOOOOVE what they have it's SO funny

anyway i hope vedek winn chokes on her oatmeal when she finds out the cardassians are funding her little r*n d*santis campaigns. i thought that was a fun plot twist if not very surprising ultimately like of COURSE they are. it's crazy how relevant some of this still is

and on a final note, i like that sisko has chosen to Rules Lawyer his way into disobeying the prime directive because it is the right thing to do here. GOOD FOR HIM!

tonight: tng's "interface" and ds9's "the siege," finally concluding this little three-parter.