#and also doppo and hifumi

[succulentul]

when the shift was so bad but ur girlboyfriend give u a bath when you get home

[blue-thief]

the only mlm ship you could good luck babe-ify is hifudo because of hypmic's weirdly-written matriarchy + hifumi's complex relationship with women

[akkivee]

in their recent track, bb had to juggle and resolve three different parties’ issues in the mtc track their issues were caused by three different parties in the fp all of them had to confront their secret that’s shaped their identities so maybe with the mtr track where we know hifumi is about share the trauma that shaped him we will similarly get jakurai and doppo’s raison d’etre out in the open—

[crehador]

DIVISION ASSEMBLED: CHUUOKU

although i am loving the hell out of reverse 1999 as its own thing now i haven't forgotten that the whole reason i picked up the game in the first place is to collect hpmi voice actors who are also voicing characters in the r1999 jp dub

and just four patches in! we have!! a complete division!!!

regulus & nemu: yamamoto nozomi sophia & otome: kobayashi yuu tennant & ichijiku: takahashi chiaki

IT'S A WIN FOR THE WOMEN (RIGHTEOUS AND DESERVED)

tragically otome cv is voicing an npc here so alas i cannot fulfill my dream of creating teams that are hpmi divisions, unless......

eternity & honobono: fairouz ai

THAT'S RIGHT WE HAVE HONOBONO TOO (and i am currently building her so maybe... maybe i'll see if she can work in a team with regulus and tennant somehow, since otome doesn't seem to want to be playable)

anyway we're 1 out of 7 divisions complete now... kijima and shiraimu i am looking at u, get in this game rn

[hypnosis-microsys]

redux of my doppo design

-hifumi-

[pa-stella]

Dop-pom.

[bethiewhimsy]

i’m watching rhyme anima and i think it’s so funny how the divisions are introduced like BUSTING A DRUG DEAL and HOSTAGE SITUATION and GANG VIOLENCE — and then there’s just fling posse like “we’re popular with the ladies!!”

[absentmindedadmirer]

ALTERNATIVE STREET ~Shinjuku~ and SUDDEN SCRATCH!! ~Nagoya: Diamond~ Bingo Missions ENG Translation

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3.5 Anni Over-! New events in ARB are out~

ALTERNATIVE STREET ~Shinjuku~ ===

Play the target songs and complete the missions to earn event pts for rewards-!

Rewards in the event shop include:

>10 roll G-Collect Ticket

>Single G-Collect Ticket

>5 Trade Tickets

NEW G-COLLECT: Matenrou [Daily Life]

ALTERNATIVE STREET ~Shinjuku~ Bingo Missions [ENG Translation]:

From Left to Right, Top to Bottom, All Three Boards:

Event ends on October 6th at 10:59 JST, Good luck~

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SUDDEN SCRATCH!! ~Nagoya: Diamond~ ===

Play KILLER SCRATCH and come across Sudden Scratches that you must complete within the time limit~ Earn Sudden Scratch coins that can be used to buy the [Live it Up] series SSRs or ARB remixes of solos.

NEW SSR, Heaven or Hell, Hitoya Amaguni [Live it Up]!!:

Earn enough Sudden Scratch coins to obtain the SSR or the ARB remix of One, Two, and Law permanently.

Additional G-Collect with BAT members' [Waftage], [IGNITION], and [Break Down!] sets!

SUDDEN SCRATCH!! ~Nagoya: Diamond~ Bingo Missions [ENG Translation] ===

Event ends on 10/6 at 11:59 JST, good luck~

=== As an aside, I'm planning on making a full project that translates all of ARB, including the Main story and Event stories as well as current events and these missions. As I'm also working on other things, it will come out periodically, but I would really appreciate it if you followed me on Twitter and/or Tumblr so you can know when that is ^^ I just want ARB to be accesible to everyone, including the NA playerbase and more people should play it! Especially know about the main story bc it's kinda wild. I also translate for other stuff guys... you can request other things. Requests are always open regardless!! ^^ Anyone who wants to help with the ARB story and translation project whether it just be to provide raw screenshots are welcome if you wish, just DM me on Discord or any other platform.

Thankies for reading <3 Check out my other stuff in the Fandom Archives~

[hifumi-gigolo]

hifumi and doppo finally get their shit together at the age of 29 and officially confess and date, they meet old classmates from high school who are like "oh you guys are still together? How long has it been now??? Wow" and they are like STILL?

[starryc]

(maten)rouran jinja

[shouga-nai]

✔ hifumi and doppo if u DARE >=)

Send me ✔ and I’ll bold what my muse would do with/for yours

Hifumi & Doppo

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their phone | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them (fistbumps because they're hip and cool like that) | flirt with them in a bar | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food | help them find something they lost

Friendship:

let them stay the night (oh my god they were roommates) | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them (please don't pick up strays he's not ready for pet parenthood) | help them move houses (house upgrade?) | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | take their side in a break up | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding | share food with them

Lover:

let them stay after sex | gentle sex | rough sex | experiment | handcuffs | bdsm | whips | orgasm denial | aftercare | cuddles after sex | tea/coffee/etc. after sex | gentle kisses | rough kisses | passionate kisses | sloppy kisses | lazy kisses | hang out without sex | hide their relationship | cheat on them | cheat on someone else with them | dirty talk | loving talk | gentle touches | rough touches | nervous/shy touches | say “I love you”

Married/dating:

take them on expensive dates | pay for dates | make them pay for dates | go to the movies | put out on the first date | get an arranged marriage | stay at home most nights | cuddle in front of the tv | propose first | drop hints until they propose | give a big/expensive/elaborate proposal | have a quiet proposal | say yes to a proposal from them | have a big wedding | have a small wedding | elope | get married in Vegas | go on an expensive honeymoon | go on a cheap honeymoon | have kids | get a pet | move in together | laugh during kisses | laugh during sex | tickle fights | fight over who’s cuter | make them sleep on the couch after fights | make up sex | angry sex | no sex | let their parents stay over | let their family visit often | tell them “I love you” every day

Sibling/platonic:

fight | hug | laugh at them when they get hurt | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food (he'll do takeout) | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately

Enemy:

fight them | take petty revenge | kill them | try to smother them in their sleep | hire an assassin | work harder to beat them at something | follow their social media just to get mad about it | make passive aggressive remarks towards them | spread rumours about them | laugh at them when they get hurt | take pleasure from them being upset | ruin their life

[heatwa-ves]

dohifu truly my world.

[pyonpyonpyon]

@shouga-nai [x]

"From who, you ask? Why, don't you know that already, hmm~? From himself, from our old classmates... why even ask?"

Ahh... even though she utterly despises Kannonzaka, it does please her like nothing else to see him so incensed. But... it's nothing compared to her favorite toy, and she really does hope that one day Kannonzaka will see reason and give up.

"Oh, what a jokester you are!" She titters, a smile playing mockingly across her features. "Need I remind you of our positions in life~? We're no longer equals like we were in school, silly. So where's your workplace etiquette, hmmm~?"

[akkivee]

ok now I'm imagining kuukou hosting Hot Ones interviews with the rest of the hpmi cast

for reference, Hot Ones is a celebrity interview show where the guest has to answer questions while eating progressively hotter and hotter sauces on wings. It catches them off their gaurd a little bit and they respond more earnestly because their PR brain is off and all they can focus is on dying of spice and answering questions

Imagining him doing this to Jakurai in particular 🤣

KUUKOU WOULD HAVE A BLAST BEING THE HOT ONES HOST HE GETS TO EAT EXTREME FOOD AND LEARN ABOUT THE OTHERS WITHOUT SHARING SHIT ABOUT HIMSELF THATS HIS BRAND LOL

[discotenny]

Take away your wallet!

They find out you buy their merch!

Ramuda, Doppo, Sasara

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Ramuda

When Ramuda opens up your mail he doesn’t expect to an acrylic standee of himself. He’s confused, naturally. He’s the one that designs all the official Fling Posse merch! If you wanted some you could just ask him- he’ll give you the whole collection for free!

Ramuda ruminates over the incident without telling you he opened your mail- being a little petty you didn’t ask him to get you his own merch. Saying stuff like “why don’t you just get it yourself” in response to you asking him to get more toilet paper for the bathroom.

(Then he feels bad and tries to cuddle you on the shitter OSHSODHDLDBDKDN)

You have to flat out ask him what’s up or else he’s gonna be petty for a while LOL.

Once you reveal you wanted to support him by buying some merch (plus you just wanted a lil version of your boyfie on your desk) Ramuda doesn’t know how to react cause he just feels so, so honored to have someone that cares about him that much 😭😭😭

But will also smother you in love cause you don’t need a little version of him!!! He’s right there!!! He will sit on your desk just say the word!!!

He ends up giving you a bunch of merch of himself after the reveal- not wanting you to spend your own money but also wanting you to have more things related to him. Samples, collabs, new releases- once he drafts it up you’re getting a copy of it no matter what.

Doppo

Doppo is super embarrassed to know there’s merch out there for him. He knows that he has fans but prefers not to acknowledge the fact cause he finds it all too stressful!

But one day, when you come over to his and Hifumi’s apartment after his work- you’re all smiles and excitement as you gleam to show him your new purchase.

A dopponui! It’s stitched and embroidered with his two toned hair, his work suit, and even the bags under his eyes. Honestly he’s a bit impressed at the detail.

But goodness he shuts down at the sight, blushing furiously at the knowledge that a little plushie of him was made- getting even redder knowing that you bought one yourself.

He’s a little quiet around you after you show off your purchase- unable to handle the overwhelming feeling of fluster at it. Just when he thinks he’s collected himself- he sees the way you coddle the little doll close to your cheek and wonders what it’d feel like if he were that small… then he gets all flustered again!

You begin to notice how off he’s acting and ask if he feels uncomfortable with the purchase- saying you’d return or hide it if he’d like.

At this, he starts to ramble apologies and frantic “no, no, no!”s. In between groveling for making you feel guilty over purchasing his merch and overly sincere apologies for “fantasizing over affectionate cheek rubs”(???), he tries to explain his embarrassment doesn’t come from any sort of anger with you.

In the end Doppo will get coddled the same way you do to the nui, cheek rubs and all. And while he may still get super embarrassed at the thought of you owning merch of him- he can’t help the giddiness if knowing a tiny version of him is living the dream (spending 24 hours a day attached to your side).

Sasara

You end up buying a baggy T-Shirt with Dotsuitore Hompo’s logo at one of the merch booths at one of the DRBs. It fits enough to cover you up but its baggy enough to be comfortable to wear casually around the house. All in all- a perfect boyfriend fit tee.

It’s comfortable, made of soft fabric with orange detailing. The signatures of all three members are embroidered on the back as well. Considering the price you paid for the shirt, you would make sure to wear it as much as you can.

And while Sasara would normally be thrilled to see you surrounded in anything related to him- he can’t help but get a little (a lot) jealous you aren’t wearing Sasara Nurude specific merch.

He won’t tell you that of course- but he won’t be subtle in saying that he wants you to wear his clothes around the house instead LOL. He glares at that damn shirt whenever he sees it lying around- half considering burning it so you have no choice but to wear something else.

Instead he just hides it- replacing it with a shirt of his own that Sasara labels as “home grown organic merchandise”! It doesn’t work, and he’s shit at hiding stuff so you find your shirt immediately.

He whines and whines about you wearing the shirt- which confuses you because he used to whine about you not repping his merch before. Sasara refuses to admit the real reason for his jealousy- the fact that you’re also repping Rosho and Rei by proxy.

Bonus!

Gentaro can’t help but blush seeing that you’ve bought signed limited editions of his books before. He tried to insist he can sign whatever book you want, but you quiet him instantly when you say you want to support him and his career. He doesn’t have a witty comment to say after.

Kuko ends up stealing the Bad Ass Temple light stick you bought from one of their performances cause he thought it was cool. He doesn’t even do anything with it! He just keeps it in his room and refuses to give it back! Wtf man!

Honestly, Ichiro probably collects his own merch too LOL. He just likes collecting things- so when he sees you’ve snagged his version of a limited edition collaboration item he’s bartering with you to try and get it. Final offer? 3 photo cards 2 postcards and 1 mochi.

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Wrote this in a ramble so forgive me for any mistakes LOL. Sort of a pseudo sequel to them owning merch of you. I’m trying to get back into the swing of things of writing, so expect some more to come out in the next few weeks!

Stay tuned for my otome game announcement as well <3

For this blog, my Ramuda angst to fluff fic is my next priority, with some headcanon requests I’m trying to do to fill the void. Fear not, hypmic still has a large grasp on my soul. I have not left the fandom- I have just been depressed ^_−☆

[mera-k1]

Hypnosis Mic - ass, tits, thighs (or other)?

hypnosis mic x gn!reader

-some are more nsfw than others but still, minors dni

Ichiro can’t admit that he really likes your chest. there’s just something about it that draws his eyes towards it and he can’t help himself. he’d stare at it for hours if you’d let him, hell he’d even like to put his face on it.

Samatoki doesn’t give a shit about who sees his hand on your ass whenever he’s got you nearby. he loves to grab your ass when he’s fucking you whether you’re in missionary or riding him.

Jyuto is a simple man, preferring your thighs when asked. he loves that he can spread them easily and watch your face go red as his gloved hand wander slowly inwards.

Rio is an ass guy and that’s that. he simply just answers ass whenever you ask him about it and you’re truly not sure why since he doesn’t touch it a lot. He can’t help but look whenever you attempt to show it off for him though.

Ramuda can’t help but play with your chest whenever he’s able to. he’ll pinch and squeeze all the while you’re trying to hold yourself together to his teasing. which he won’t stop till you either put him in his place below you or let him stay in control till he’s satisfied.

Dice can’t control himself when he sees your chest and collarbone. he desperately wants to just kiss and bite you till there’s little marks all over your chest.

he loves your hands, especially when they’re trailing down his chest. Gentaro can’t get enough of how your hands feel on his skin and although he can be quite teasing himself, he would much prefer having you tease him with your hands.

Jakurai.. he is a polite man and doesn’t stare. he is fond of your thighs though and can’t help but clear his throat when you come out with some thigh highs that he wasn’t expecting to see you in. he get’s caught off guard each time too.

to put it simply, Hifumi likes your chest. he’s not teasing or anything about it though. he simply loves to just give them a playful squeeze and a few kisses before he does anything else.

Doppo is so embarrassed about the fact that he loves your thighs. he loves to lay on them, yes, but he also loves to be in between them. he is a giver in bed and would love to pleasure you while being between your thighs.

with Sasara, you can’t tell where he’s looking but, he’s looking right at your ass most times. he never does anything but he’s definitely checking it out and when you catch him, he just smiles at you and tells you that he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.

he’s a respectful man but, Rosho can’t help looking at your chest sometimes. he knows he shouldn’t be staring so much especially when you’re not doing much but he truly just wants to squish them with his hands.. maybe to see what reaction he’d get.

he’s got a thing for your ass and you know it very well. Rei won’t leave your ass alone for a second and he’s always gotta have a hand on it. whether you both are out in public or fucking. he’s always squeezing it with absolutely no shame.

Kuko always has a smug grin whenever he walks up behind you, planting a hand on your ass. he’s always has to grab your ass whenever he has you in his arms, it’s just habit at this point and he loves the surprised face you give him when he does it.

Jyushi loves your thighs. he can’t stop looking whenever you put thigh highs or fishnets on. there’s just something about them that makes him uncontrollably flustered just thinking about it!

he says he doesn’t care but, Hitoya loves your hips. just holding them to keep you in place as he fucks into you. he honestly would never tell you how attractive he finds just holding you by your hips.