#and also RIP my bank account

[mslangermann-a]

OOC. ok wish me luck. it’s time for my pets’ annual check up. gotta bring all 3 (2 cats and a dog) to the vet.  

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

They did this for me

[lovecolibri]

I thought a good self-care thing would be to go book a tea time for the Hobbit tea this month, but the tea room is fully booked until after Christmas. Because of course it is.

Bright side is my birthday weekend is still open and the theme is Sherlock Holmes which is new and sounds fun. I'm going to have to get back into the habit of going every month just to settle my soul with tea and quiet.

[desertsportshipping]

Do you see the vision? The sun and moon symbolism? Light and dark, yin and yang?

Patreon - Etsy

[onlyoneofsideblogtrashheep]

Me opening my computer to pre order Yuta's solo album but instead ordering a sealed copy of line sun goddess off eBay

[wigglesforsquiggles]

i am £140 poorer than i was this morning. however i now have a sick jacket. so i think the trade it worth it

[nyxraex]

...

Let's just say that seeing so many galloping around the Hollow Woods made me change my mind about these chonkers, soooo...

{ Say hello to Agate! }

[scoopstrooptm]

st coming back to dbd.... the possibility of s4 cosmetics / a robin legendary skin for nancy coming to the game in the future.... lays down

[kittyhazelnut]

Hi bestie! Thought you might like to know I’ve been assigned Swiftie by spotify

HOW COME EVERYONE GOT THIS EMAIL BUT ME IM GONNA CRYYYYYYY /lh. I bought the poster out of spite because I didn't get an email but I deserve the stupid fans first poster because I am a fan and fans get them first >:( which is definitely not how this marketing plan was supposed to work but it sure is how it ended up 💀

[sweet-as-kiwis]

Bad news! Jiji is sick. Good news! We caught it about as early as possible, it’s fully treatable, and it’s just. Super common in shelter kittens

[morethanwords229]

20 more minutes of work to power through and then i am going head first beneath my duvet to have a small breakdown and will not be emerging for quite some time

[sincerity--extreme]

Homophobic that, whenever you spend money, said money disappears from your bank account... I feel like, if I spend money on actually import things, the number there shouldn't change at all, and once a month I should have the right to get a little treat and have the same rule apply

[wannashiver]

Let yourself get into shibari, spreader bars, blindfolds and the rest. Don't you want be an obedient good girl? Don't you want to be played with?

now that sounds like permission

[kalashtars]

me anytime anything vaguely inconvenient in my life happens: man. i deserve a little treat. ...what games are on sale on steam

[rebel-ezra]

oh my god this cosplay is gonna be so expensive and this is just the first one 😭😭 may and june are gonna be such expensive months

[cherrygirlfriend]

some of my best friend rafe cameron headcanons

warning: nsfw, minors dni!! my brain is just best friend rafe brainrot i'm so down bad for him <333 these are some headcanons i have for the best friend rafe blurbs and fics i've been writing !!! the sfw and nsfw headcanons are separated by the divider :)

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ SFW ˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

ʚɞ you've been best friends since childhood. he'd do anything for you.

ʚɞ spoils the hell out of you. he'd do ANYTHING to make you happy, buys you all the things you want, you text him that you're having a bad day BOOM there's three hundred dollars in your bank account.

ʚɞ whenever you're on your period he comes over with all your favorite things and reluctantly cuddles you (but grumbles about it) even though you know he secretly likes it.

ʚɞ he can't stand it when you're ignoring him. spams you with texts and calls. sometimes you block him and he deadass shows up behind your door begging for forgiveness and then fucks you until you cry <3

ʚɞ also whenever you're mad at him for some dumbass shit he does (bc let's face it he's a grade a dumbass sometimes) he thinks he can bribe his way out of it but you're just like ... bitch please.

ʚɞ the thing between you started when you drunkenly confessed to him that no guy had ever made you have an orgasm and you could only get off when you were on your own... and rafe was determined to change that (and he did. multiple times that night and the morning after.)

ʚɞ bought you a locket with his initial on the back (on the inside there's a a pic of you two kissing in a photobooth as well as one of you as children.)

ʚɞ you bought a watch for him for his birthday and he wears it every single day. your initials are carved in the back.

ʚɞ has a folder on his phone full of pictures you took together, and of pictures of you. password-protected.

ʚɞ sometimes you read to him and it drives him INSANE. he could listen to your voice for hours and hours on end.

ʚɞ you had always thought he wasn't a relationship person and that's why he didn't want to be official, so when he started dating sofia you had such a bitch fit. wouldn't talk to him for weeks. he tried everything, bribing you, showing up to your house... but eventually you caved in and you guys started fooling around behind her back (against the mirror) and although he feels kinda bad for cheating he just can't resist you.

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ NSFW ˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

ʚɞ pet names. pet names. PET NAMES!!! his go-to are princess, angel, and bunny. one time you called him daddy during sex and he almost blew his load.

ʚɞ loves going raw and coming in you. makes him feel like you belong to him and only him <3 literally had you go on birth control bc you were getting sick of having to get plan b because he was conveniently out of condoms every time you fooled around and he swears he just "accidentally" came in you when he said he'd pull out. you made him promise that he wouldn't go raw with anyone else tho and he doesn't.

ʚɞ really likes missionary bc he loves to see your face when you come it drives him INSANE how pretty you look taking him.

ʚɞ giving him head whenever he's stressed or having a bad day. he returns the favor tho <3

ʚɞ loves taking his time with you but also really likes rushed, messy quickies whenever you're busy.

ʚɞ one time you guys were hanging out with mutual friends and when your dress hiked up, he could see that you'd written his initial on your thigh and it took everything in him to not take you into the nearest bathroom and fucking the hell out of you ... instead he did that right after you two left xxx.

ʚɞ literally takes you to buy lingerie... ON HIS BIRTHDAY... and you try them all out for him later that night and he gets to be the one to take them off. accidentally rips one of the panties he bought for you but he orders a new pair right after <3

ʚɞ chokes you. nuf said.

ʚɞ your phone's wallpaper is actually a pic of his hand around your neck that he took with his signature ring on his finger.

ʚɞ whenever you see him out and about with sofia you accidentally send him a pic of you in lingerie. then you see his eyes widen and later that night he fucks you so hard you leave actual clawmarks on his back.

ʚɞ sometimes he leaves bruises on you, and even though he feels bad about it afterwards it also turns him on like CRAZY. he loves marking you up, and sometimes you end up with hickeys and your friends question where they came from and you just shrug. to them, he's just some mystery hook-up, but they have no idea it's your best friend.

ʚɞ you sometimes let him record you during sex and he watches the videos of you whenever he misses you. has a whole password-protected folder in his phone of your nudes and videos you took together.