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He did this on a mission and scared the shit out of Tim
#creepypasta#bad art#ticci toby#toby rogers#shit post#shitpost#creepypasta ticci toby#creepypasta fandom#toby erin rogers#tobias erin rogers#creepypasta fanart#creepypasta art#funny#very proud of this#Tim almost had a heartattack
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I'm listening to my Buddie playlist... this could end in disaster.
#911 ABC#911#Buddie#Buck and Eddie#Eddie Diaz#Evan Buckley#Ryan Guzman#Oliver Stark#realchemistry#literally opened my fics file two seconds later and started with my babbling#I also feel like opening photoshop#not sure what for but I'll figure it out#I'm going insane with them these days#I bet you noticed that already#RAIN started and I almost had a heartattack#but like a happy one you know?
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Sterling Household-Mushrooms
Agnes couldn't suppress the grin that tugged at the corners of her mouth, a mixture of mischief and pride blooming in her chest. Today was the day she'd venture out alone and prove her mettle as a borrower. She was feeling extra bold and would venture out in the daytime. After all, her father always prattled about how oblivious their human was. It should be a piece of cake. She’d gather some goodies from the kitchen and return triumphant. After all, the best stuff would be out now since the human would be cooking his lunch soon. So, she would have to be quick.
With a deep breath, she squeezed through a crack in the wall, her heart drumming a lively beat.
She tiptoed past the colossal form of Sterling, who lounged in the living room like a benign mountain, utterly engrossed in the pages of a thick book. The cat, Whiskers, lay curled on his lap, a soft purring mass that seemed harmless—until one remembered its predatory instincts. Agnes marveled briefly at Sterling’s size; he could, without effort, crush her or ensnare her in his palm, transforming her from a daring adventurer into a helpless pet. A shiver danced down her spine at the thought, but she shook it off, bolstered by her mission.
Agnes's tiny heart thrummed like a bird's wings in her chest as she scaled the sheer cliff of the kitchen counter.
There - on the far counter sat the mushroom basket. Agnes swallowed hard and steeled herself. She raced across the expanse, hyperaware of her vulnerability. The open space seemed to stretch on forever. At last, she reached her prize.
Up close, the mushrooms towered over her, each cap the size of her head. She gave a giddy laugh. This would show them. She reached for a mushroom stem, picturing her family's faces when she -
A thunderous meow shattered the silence. Agnes whirled around. The giant's cat - Whiskers - stared hungrily at her from the floor, mere feet away. Agnes froze. This was not part of the plan. Whiskers crept closer, and Agnes's courage melted away. She dove into the mushroom basket, burrowing deep out of sight.
Whisker’s golden eyes fixated on the diminutive figure amid the mushrooms. A low, playful growl rumbled from the cat's throat as she crouched, her tail swishing back and forth with predatory excitement. To Whiskers, Agnes was nothing more than an enticing morsel—a wriggling snack to be chased, caught, and savored slowly in the warmth of her belly.
"Whatcha hunting there, Whiskers?" Sterling's voice boomed, a gentle rumble that sent waves of dread through Agnus's tiny frame. If he looked too closely if he decided to inspect...
Agnes squeezed her eyes shut, willing herself to become invisible and insignificant. Whiskers' tail flicked inches from her sanctuary, and Sterling's footsteps approached like the drumming of an oncoming storm.
"Nothing to see here, just mushrooms," she willed him to think, her fear a tangible thing in the cramped darkness. "Move along, move along..."
"Curious little thing, aren't you?" Sterling murmured, lifting Whiskers into his arms and scratching behind her ears. The cat purred, content under his touch, but her gaze lingered on the container, now still atop the counter.
Sterling tipped the container, and the mushrooms cascaded into the gaping maw of the food processor. Agnes tumbled with them, her panicked mind flashing images of the spinning blades that would surely be her end. She tried to push upwards, to somehow alert this unknowing harbinger of death, but the weight of the mushrooms bore her down relentlessly.
"Stop! Please, stop!" Her voice shrills with panic.
Sterling reached for the power button, his finger hovering so close. But in that split second, something caught his eye—a flash of color that didn't belong among the earthy tones of the mushrooms. His hand halted, and he leaned closer, peering through the clear plastic.
Shock etched into his features as he realized what—or rather, who—he was about to blend. "Oh my god," he gasped, his voice a mixture of horror and disbelief.
Sterling's hand plunged into the food processor. His fingers, gentle despite their size, curled around Agnes's minute form. He lifted her out, the mushrooms falling away from her trembling body, and set her on the safety of the countertop.
Agnes, still reeling from the near-death experience, lay there quivering, unable to fully grasp the enormity of what had just occurred. Sterling towered above her, his expression of concern and anger at the tiny, mouse-sized girl before him.
Sterling's voice rumbled like distant thunder, breaking the silence that had befallen the kitchen since Agnes's rescue. "Do you have any idea how dangerous that was?" he asked, his words heavy with the weight of unspoken fears.
Agnes, perched on the cold granite countertop, swiveled her head up to meet his gaze, her body trembling slightly as she registered the gravity in his tone. Sterling towered over her, a colossus clad in an apron, his expression etched with lines of genuine concern and frustration.
"Your recklessness could have ended...very badly," he continued, his voice softening but still laced with the urgency of his message. "I almost didn't see you. I almost..."
"Your parents, do they know where you are? What you're doing?" He paused, the gears turning behind his eyes. "I'm very upset by what happened," Sterling said firmly. "I have half a mind to keep you here until I can find your parents and explain what occurred."
At that, Agnes burst into tears. The thought of Sterling telling her parents and potentially exposing their entire family terrified her. They would have to move right away, and it would be all her fault.
"I—I didn't mean to," she stammered between sobs, her tiny voice barely a whisper amidst the kitchen's silence. "I just wanted to help prove I could do it too." The words tumbled out, marred by sniffles and fear.
She couldn't fathom why this giant, this human, would care about what happened to her. In her mind, borrowers were invisible, inconsequential to humans like Sterling.
Agnes shrunk back, wrapping her arms around herself in a protective cocoon.
Sterling's heart sank as he watched the tiny girl shrink away, her tiny shoulders quivering with each sob. The sternness in his voice had been meant to protect, not terrify. Crouching down, he diminished his towering form to meet her at eye level, trying to exude calm.
"Hey, hey, it's okay," he whispered, "Let's start over. My name is Sterling, Sterling Silversmith. What's your name?" he asked kindly.
"A-Agnes," she replied between sobs.
"That's a lovely name," Sterling said.
Before more words could be exchanged, Whiskers leaped onto the counter, her tail twitching with interest at the sight of Agnes. A high-pitched scream tore from the borrower's lips as Sterling acted on instinct, scooping her up into the safety of his palm. The cat's curious meows filled the kitchen, pleading for the treat just out of reach.
"Shh, I've got you," Sterling soothed, his thumb brushing gently over her back while keeping her nestled within his curled fingers. "I'm sorry for scaring you again; it wasn't my intention. I just had to keep you safe from Whiskers."
Agnes, trembling, clutched his finger like a lifeline, her gaze locked onto the predator's eager eyes. There, she saw an insatiable hunger, one that understood her as nothing more than prey.
"Shh, it's okay, Agnes," he cooed, cradling her carefully while shielding her from the curious gaze of Whiskers. He ran his thumb, a giant warm pad, over her head, attempting to soothe her fears.
"Sorry, little one," Sterling murmured again, his voice laden with guilt. He held her until her tears subsided, each sob tapering off into shaky breaths.
"See? You're alright now," Sterling reassured, his voice a deep balm against the terror that had gripped her. He carefully packed her small bag with the mushrooms she'd bravely come to borrow. "You can go back to your family. I promise."
Her eyes widened, a glimmer of hope piercing the veil of her fear. He was letting her go? Relief fluttered within her chest, her breaths easing as she absorbed his words.
"Could... could I speak with your parents?" Sterling ventured, his tone gentle yet earnest. "I'd really like to understand more about you all."
"Nono, I can't!" Agnes blurted, her newfound calm dissolving. "They'll be so mad... We might have to move if they find out!"
Sterling frowned at her distress. "I wouldn't want that for you. But it's not my first time noticing your family around here. I saw your dad a few weeks ago and your siblings recently."
Agnes's gaze snapped up, wide-eyed and filled with a mingled sense of surprise and relief. A flush warmed her cheeks as she processed this revelation. "Nobody said anything," she stammered, her heart pounding against her ribcage.
"Perhaps they didn't want to cause any alarm or get into trouble," Sterling suggested with a wink.
Once safely on the floor, Agnes acted on a sudden impulse. She wrapped her arms around Sterling's thumb—a gesture so small yet filled with a magnitude of gratitude. "Thank you," she said, her voice steadying as she stepped back.
Sterling's lips curled into a warm, protective smile. He scooped Whiskers up, ensuring the feline's predatory interest in Agnes was thwarted. "Just think about it, okay?" he entreated. "I’d like to be friends, to talk with your family—not to harm anyone."
With Whiskers now safely cradled in Sterling's other arm, Agnes bolted, her tiny legs pumping furiously.
Agnes scurried back through the walls, her heart still racing from her close call. She couldn't believe the giant human had let her go with just a lecture. She clutched the bag of mushrooms closer.
As she neared the hidden entrance to her family's home, Agnes wondered if she should tell them about meeting the giant. Would they be angry? Proud? Afraid? Her father always said beans could never be trusted. But the giant had been so kind...
CHapter 6
#giant/tiny#g/t#g/t writing#the-borrowers-au#gentle giant#giant tiny#g/t writers#reckless borrower#tiny female#giant#Sterling finally gets a name for one of the kids#Only Cassia and Emma has managed not to be spotted#Cat#Sterling almost had a heartattack
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PUBLIC FIC WRITERS SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
so, apparently 115.180 words is the point at which Google Docs crashes on your notebook
time to divide this epic mofo up into sections, then
#thought you might like to know#damselsdramione#fan fic writing#I almost had a heartattack#wtf#dramione#google docs#public service announcement
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You know most of the time when I think or read smuty Starlinggale fanfic I think about Thomas beeing the bottom but than I remember that CANON moment in the books (don't aske me which one ) threatened the lawer who has been screwing around with magic without proper knowledge. You know the scene WERE HE PINS HIM DOWN WITH MAGIC AND TAKES HIS ABILETY TO MOVE AND SPEAK LIKE ITS NOTHING AND LECTURESHIM IN A COLD AND PISSED OF WAY......I mean DAMN Thomas ...I know for a fact that Peter who sat next to them and had no idear what was gonna happen developed several kinks on the spot .
#rivers of london#thomas nightingale#peter grant#damn Thomas#Thomas warn a guy Peter and me almost had a heartattack#also side note let my man be a pillowprincess once in a while man deserves to be pampered#in my head he will always be a bratty powerbottom don't aske me why but i will cansider accational switches
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i would say hello to my 313 followers but majority of them are bots WHAT DID I DOOOO?!?! tumblr is PLAGUED. Anyways hello to my idk probably like my 60ish actual followers yall are real (bc youre not bots) womp womp womp
#almost had a fucking heartattack i was like where did u all come from#how do i get rid of them without going through and blocking all of them#peyton talks to herself tag#le sigh
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This is too funny
There are as of chapter 65, too many idiots in one piece to rank a first place for lowest IQ. And from there on out there are only gonna be more characters introduced who fight for that title x'D
#one piece#op#my vote for lowest IQ character#hmmm#my first thoughts were foxy and muchigoro from movie 6#but foxy is quite foxy#so it's probably more like zoro#oars is up there too#they are all kind of in that category tbh so all the smart people stand out more#imagine being robin nami crocodile law kuro and doflamingo in this world#longsuffering#nami and robin really rolls with it though#kudos to them#crocodile did not#poor man almost had a heartattack he got so angry
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ME THINKING GVF WERE GIVING US MORE DATES. ONE ESPECIALLY IN KOREA
#gvf#greta van fleet#STG MAN#i almost had a fuckinf heartattack#I WAS LIKE YES I WIN I FINALLY WIN AT LIFE AT SOMETHING
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#eurovision 2023#eurovision#eurovision song contest#esc2023#joker out#I had almost the same reaction#and several heartattacks before#but the boys made it <3
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alternative version of the model saga where steve realises that he's a legal adult and it's fucked up that his dad thinks he's freeloading (and that steve would need to provide a reason to keep living there) so while he's packing his things he decides to leave
but he still hears his dad's voice asking why anyone would miss a failure and steve is having some hella self-esteem issues so instead of driving directly to anyone he just gets in his car with a suitcase of clothes and a gymbag full of things that mean something to him and decide to drive around
and he ends up at the hideout and it's tuesday actually so corroded coffin is playing and it's not the kind of music that steve has listened to before but it kind of resonates with the scream that has been building in his throat and makes him understand what headbanging is about and it's just a really good outlet for all his emotions
he drives to the hendersons after the band is done, claudia agrees to let him stay for a while so that he can figure things out, she thinks it'll be nice to have some company with dustin soon going away to camp
steve goes back to the hideout next tuesday
and he still becomes a model because he thought about it and it sounded kind of fun when on his terms. and his terms are staying in hawkins and having tuesday nights free
#the model saga#idk how he becomes a model#steve does become corroded coffin's number one fan tho#eddie swears he almost had a heartattack that first night#seeing a distresses steve harrington walk in during their set and then actually headbanging to the music
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Finally finished all the shrines! I spent 99% if my playthrough in the depths (filled that map out p quick)
#side note figured out how to change fonts???#almost had a heartattack#totk spoilers#tagging spoilers because not sure tbh
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Howzer is alive!!! Omg, our beloved, handsome sweetheart is saved by our another beloved handsome sweethearts Echo and Gregor! I was so happy to see him. God, my heart is full with happyness and comfort.😍💙
#dave filoni you deserve a big hug for saving him#captain howzer#howzer my beloved#tbb#tbb spoilers#I am so fucking happy#star wars#i only had time to watch it today give me a break#i screamed in a high piched voice i almost gave a heartattack to my twin sister her bf and my husband
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hey has anything happened to you lately
i've been eating seafood for the past few days and I just heard about an oil spill near my area that happened yesterday or so
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Your response to the valentine's ask is very telling istahil 😂😅
It's either Imma joke about it or I'm gonna be scared shitless 🥲
#but in all honesty#some kid gave me a confessing letter in primary#and i almost had a heartattack#IN A BAD WAY 🤌#my older sis had some kid draw something for her#adorable and all#but she broke down crying for some reason 😭#i think it runs in the family or something#it's like a jumpscare for me 🚪🏃♀️💨#anon ask#chatter
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uhh yeah so out of curiosity i read feynite's looking glass fic in like, september before veilguard came out and i was APPALLED to realize it just. ends. abruptly. because it's one of the best fics i ever read just for the characters, writing, and the way all the lore & previous storylines are tied up together into something coherent (even if you don't like time-travel as a concept!)
and i remember thinking "wow it just STOPS?? bioware must have sniped them for the actual coherent writing lol"
and uhhhhhhhh let me just say. reading all the veilguard revelations really DOES make me think some bioware dev(s) stumbled across that fic and was like "HOLD the fuck up"
#veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers#THIS IS LITERALLY SO FUNNY LIKE THE WHOLE BLIGHT ORIGIN.... ALMOST SPOT ON#i really do think at least SOME devs must have come across that fic and spat out their coffee#if it wasnt during development or the veilguard plot was settled on then at least after#OH AND I FORGOT THE WHOLE DREAMINGBORN.....#yeah if i'd been a dragon age dev i wouldve had a heartattack reading that fic and called in a meeting#“WHICH ONE OF YOU IS SO TIRED OF THE 10YR PRODUCTION PROCESS THAT Y'ALL DUMPED YOUR FRUSTRATION INTO A FIC”
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