#and all of them creative asf gotta say

[losver07]

my roman empire is remus commenting on a quidditch final as a punishment and making minnie regret it during the whole match

[yelenasdiary]

Little rant but…

You say you love fan fiction but like 90% of you only focus on one genre. So I just wanted to give a friendly reminder to all of you amazing writers who are putting in time and effort into your angst, dark and fluff Fics.

Your work is AMAZING!! I know it’s really, really hard to not let the low notes and lack of engagement get to you. It’s hard asf. Especially when you see smut getting all the attention.

Smut is fun. It’s not a bad thing, but it’s not as creative as the ideas you have for your fluffy series or your angsty one shot.

If you feel pressured to include smut just to gain interaction on your work, I’m truly sorry. It honestly sucks that this is what it has become. You do not need to include smut for your work to be interesting and fun.

If you’re a follower or fellow reader who only cares for smut related content, that’s completely okay. You do you, but if you’re a follower who enjoys all kinds of Fics, I am begging you, please, please let the authors know.

Not only have I noticed this but I’m sure others have too but the absolute lack of engagement on non smut Fics is so disheartening. Why is smut more exciting for you? Why do you feel the need to gush over smut and give the bare minimum to other genres? I’m not trying to have a go here, I’m genuinely curious as to why smut is all fan fiction is good for right now? Do you not get bored do the same storyline’s? The same kinks?

I’m not saying you gotta like/reblog everything you see but for the sake of all the authors who are having second thoughts about their work, let them know you enjoyed their content! Leave that comment, even if it’s just “this was great!!”, reblog that work! Like that work! Leave that constructive criticism, just please stop giving the bare minimum. It’s slowly killing your entertainment.

[waterparksdrama]

This whole favoritism thing got me thinking a lot. I’ve been feeling this way for awhile but didn’t acknowledge it bc I didn’t think it was that important. But honestly I should enjoy shit and not be playing fuck ass money games with Awsten. Like it really shouldnt suck this bad. Omfg I wish so so bad that I could just NOT CARE, but bc I look up to him so much (a role model), and I take a lot of inspiration from him I always fall into the trap. I to realize I’m still fan even if I don’t spend an amount of money significant enough for him to notice me. Also, he’s just a rando guy, so why do I feel the need to get attention. I should be focusing on high school and figuring out to I want to be and who I should actually be idolizing. Gonna be hard but gotta give myself a break because ts stupid asf.

kill your idols (it's a saying. google it). it's hard not to idolize people when you're younger, but as you get older you start realizing people aren't that great or even as black and white as you think. i don't think awsten is a bad person as much as he is ~problematique~ but holy shit some shades of him do not paint a pretty picture.

if you think of any of awsten's patterns in marketing along with some of the people he looked up to, there's this very business minded way he can go about things that affects the output of his creativity. like ip was supposed to be about religious trauma and stuff but if you were keeping up with them, i feel like any of those creative themes were overshadowed by the clear push awsten wanted for parx to break the mainstream and was getting bitter and snappy at his own fans since it wasn't in the cards for him. he can very much be a creative and artistic person but his own ego and focus on metrics can ruin any joy derived from that fans and him alike.

honestly he really needs to stop either catering to the masses or catering to a small, small percentage that will pay for him no matter what because he's not going to get anywhere either way and all he's doing is isolating the people who want to genuinely support him without it turning into a numbers game -iz

[v1trum]

I've been reading lots of whump stuff cus I love it (in a writer way I'm not a freak) and the only characters ik well enough to write this way are tua characters. Only characters I have truly analyzed for probably hundreds of hours. Can't figure out who I wanna write.......

Comic five and Netflix five are very different... There wasn't any crafting of five during his time at the commission in the show, so I assume he didn't go through like. A bunch of pain.

He's probably gotten hella hurt in his 45 years in the apocalypse like . Spraining his ankle a week after getting there and having to deal with that w no medical care (this is sparking it's own fic helpme I love writing ppl spraining their ankles ig???) . Also there's hargreeves' whole tattoo thing making it clear he would make them withstand pain even when they were young so they could withstand it as adults.

So clearly he (and everyone else) have high pain tolerances, but most of them haven't experienced like fully on torture.

Luther got his entire body changed after getting hella hurt in a mission but like he was asleep during a nerve crippling transformation so he'd probably be easy ASF to break, but also, sorry Luther, I don't really wanna write a fic abt him 😭

Diego got shot and didn't gaf, same with getting two fingers chopped off, so clearly his pain tolerance is one of the larger ones and again, LOVE Diego but I kind wanna write a fic abt five or Klaus not any of the others cus I'm BIASED 😭

Allison knows EMOTIONAL pain all too well, but I feel like she probably 'rumor'ed things into not hurting lots of times so she probably doesn't have a crazy high pain tolerance. There was her getting her throat slit but that whole ordeal with how she acted was more "I can't believe I just got my throat slit and I'm gonna die now, also I can't talk" ,not being in multiple different forms of pain all at once. (Not Including emotional pain. I mean like multiple wounds)

Klaus. KLAUS. I reallyyy wanna break him bc he got tortured by cha-cha and hazel and literally didn't give two shits. He also was at war for 10 months I imagine he got some pretty hefty injuries during that. He also has multiple tattoos.

But with cha-cha and hazel I don't feel like they were very creative?? Maybe I'm just a little excessive when it comes to thinking of dif torture methods for characters but like. A few cuts, punches, and waterboarding?? They were in a hotel room so they were limited but holy hell I wanna write him actually getting taken back to the commission and to the torture department (we all know its gotta exist. It's the fucking commision) and getting ACTUALLY dug into. Time doesn't exist at the commission so employees don't age -- but you can very well die there.(As we know from fives little killing sprees with grenades ♥️). Head canon the torture section has like specific rooms where time is so fucked you can be tortured past the point of death but instead of dying you stay in that pain until you heal. (Makes no sense, but plot purposes, ok? 😭). Imagine a character (Klaus in this instance) staying in that terrible amount of pain for days, weeks, months until they heal and they're fresh to be cut right back into. After a while (several months, years for the character [Klaus] bc he was shoved in that room to heal for periods of time every day [commission time, not in-the-room time] to heal until they dug back into him the next day) they realize he genuinely doesn't have the information they want so they throw him on the doorstep of the academy. They would have thrown him there on the brink of death and not given a damn if he died but they were only a teensy but into their torture session when they gave up after months and tossed him on those steps. (Again, plot purposes, I don't want him dying so let's just say he wasn't on the brink of death just mildly injured when they tossed him on the doorstep)

But also I propose another fic where they keep him and have him brainwashed kinda and is forced to be back around his siblings without them knowing anything that happened to him to get information for the commission. If he tells them he's immediately killed but if he even unintentionally says something wrong he's shot with pain through some device they have on/in him so they have control of him like a damn dog with a shock collar . Anyways

So I'm thinking abt writing one of those OR.

Five. Would love to break him as well.

Same circumstances (almost) as Klaus except this is before he ever got back to his family. I also present: this is before he's old. I mean he can be 13 or 25 idc just younger. I'd actually really love to write it as him but like 16. And the commission takes him and has him doing all these things(assassinations and such). But they also like. Experiment?? On him? Like incorporating the whole every assassins genes thing from the comics but more in depth and with my own twist(s). Lets say they have a device that erases what happened to someones body , or parts of it, however much they want (except, for plot purposes five still remembers cus he has time traveling powers that somehow collide with the device making him still remember, but his body is rewound. Makes absolutely no sense but again, plot purposes.) that way they can experiment as much as they'd like without him just being that way permanently or dying. Example; extremely exaggerated like. Body mods? Like seeing what chopping his damn limbs off and giving him crazy cyborg limbs would do. If he would be an even better assassin if he was that way (he would. Obviously)

But I really wanna write him like not breaking at all until they start pulling at the "just one more test and we'll let you see your family" but what he doesn't know (at the time) is that 90% of the time they don't and when they DO it's not him being let free it's them showing him his siblings during their worst moments and him thinking their lives are just terrible and it's his fault and he shouldn't even save them he should listen to the commission and let the apocalypse happen and and and yeah

Okay guys... Erm...h... Also hope I don't get into another car wreck for writing some fanfics (I love milking that LMAO)

[typekiku]

thoughts on TYPE MOON stuff

well these are my the type moon stuff i have read or watched or whatever so far. this is my opinion only so its inherently correct argue with the wall or touch grass as the youth say SO here it goes drum roll

FATE EXTRA

boring as shit. no joke im sorry its just booty cheeks but of the not sexy kind. its beyond mid its so mid i cant even act like i enjoyed it. it has an interesting concept and world sure but everything else is doo doo butter.

only good part is nero being hot asf and ig whatever servant there is because i only used nero (lmao i aint playing it all over again) she was funny at times

see shes hilarious at times... im sure CCC will change my mind... right? it has sakura what am i saying its PEAK

also fuck them for including arcueid in this crap

GARDEN OF SINNERS

i honestly dont have much to say about this one it never really clicked with me nor did i ever feel anything about it... BESIDES TOUKO

TOUKO IS SO HOT OMG

clears throat

that aside yea i genuinely dont have any opinion on this series of movies good or bad besides movies 3 and 5 which were my favorites

maybe i need to rewatch em one day and really try to get into it

FATE STRANGE FAKE

my favorite spin off in the whole fate franchise. it has some of my absolute favorite characters and GIL like what else would one even want in life amirite

some of my favorites are:

Richard: the absolute goat and one of my fav servants ever

Enkidu: i want a spinoff of gil and enkidu... is that so hard to ask??

Flat: my son

Jack: my uhhh child ig

alcides: the closest we will get to archer herc but just pure cool regardless

hansa: cyborg priest. nothing gets cooler then that

and many more im already too ti- FILIA - red to mention

i've only read up to volume 7 so i gotta get to reading the rest soon

its just pure chaos and is fun while doing so despite being slow as shit

FATE GRAND ORDER

ok this is the most complicated series here in a way since its so incredibly mixed.

there are some of the highest peaks in fate and then some of the lowest lows so lets see

Highest peaks:

babylonia

Camelot

lb5 (YES olympus and atlantis im tired of acting like olympus isnt peak NO heian kyo its mid)

LB6

the rest of the lostbelts are good but not that good

goetia is an incredible villain

lowest lows:

first five singularities

solomon im sorry the stuff with goetia was peak but the rest was average

gameplay

gacha

serious lack of male summer servants like cmon i wanna see them abs

overall fgo is alright but some parts of it is straight up incredible HOWEVER all of it is seriously held back by being a gacha mobile game and has to work around that limitation

also it has barghest whom i absolutely adore

also fuck fgo for forgetting medea...

WITCH ON THE HOLY NIGHT

now this is peak. the most gorgeous tm work by far i have to say its simply an incredible read all around. even tsukire did not look or work or sound as good as mahoyo did even tho it came out almost ten(?) years after

on the story front i loved it too with a special shoutout to soujuuro being one of my favorite characters in TM (i say this often not my fault type moon keeps releasing bangers)

however mahoyo has two issues for me:

the story is clearly incomplete: i dont mean its just nonsense or whatever but when nasu said its the first of a trilogy you can just feel that in the story with alot of things being left in the air. this wouldnt be an issue really if mahoyo 2 wasnt basically dead....

i didnt vibe with the slice of life scenes as much as i usually do in nasu works: this isnt a flaw in the story more so i just didnt like em idk how else to word that

mahoyo is a great read however and i highly highly recommend you read it or else

it also has touko enough said

TSUKIHIME (original version)

Greatest of all time. Zenith of the medium. Hallmark of media. Gold standard of storytelling. Apogee of creativity. Vertex of invention. Crest of ingenuity. Acme of imagination. Pinnacle of innovation. Epic of epics. Legend among legends. Peak fiction

ok fr tho its actually incredible and you should read it right the fuck now

all of the characters are simply chefs kiss. while the visual novel is incredibly dated and the art is even worse you have to understand this is nasu and takeuchis first ever visual novel made on a barely existing budget.

boy do they make up for that.

the vn is split into two with a near side and far side.

while the near side is really good with arcueid and ciels route (ignore how ciel was actually really fucked over even in her own route its laughable and my girl deserved better) the far side is so much more better and really is where the soul of tsukihime and shiki the main character lies

i cba to review it properly besides saying PLEASE READ IT RN or ill cry and you dont wanna see that do you....

heres my ranking of the routes btw best to worse:

hisui

kohaku

akiha

arcueid

ciel

shoutout to satsuki you finally are gonna get the route you deserved

KAGETSU TOHYA

um it has some cool lore and some really good short stories and... yea thats about it...

dont have much else to add...

play it with a guide because the structure of the game is abysmal

FATE STAY NIGHT

what is there to be said about such a masterpiece? what else could be written about fsn that hasnt been written before? i am but an ant in the shadow of the giant that is FSN only seeking some crumbs to feed and live off of. idk what that means but it sounds cool.

FSN is simply tms best work all around. while i prefer tsuki over it and find the tsuki side of TM more interesting FSN overall is much stronger on most fronts but especially its main characters

Shirou emiya is simply the goat nothing else to be said tbh

heres my ranking of the routes:

issei route

heavens feel

ubw

fate

FATE ROUTE MUST BE REANIMATED RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SABER DESERVES TO HAVE A PROPER ADAPTATION RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

we need more medea and kuzuki holy shit are they cute

FATE HOLLOW ATARAXIA

thank you type moon for making a good kagetsu tohya. its actually impressive just how much better this is then KT like seriously what the fuck did they take to drop this banger of a vn

KT had such shit comedy i didnt even giggle throughout it but THIS

THIS is a emotional rollercoaster of a whole different kind.

introducing the third (arc and medea are first and second) love of my life Bazett and angra we go through an incredible main story intermingled with hilarious and wholesome slice of life scenes that never overstay their welcome

this vn completely changed my opinion on some characters especially illya who went from someone i was kinda 50/50 on to adoring her overall

ALSO MEDEA SCENES YES I WON MOTHERFUCKERS I WO- huh? whats that? fgo basically replaced her with medea lily?

one hour of sobbing later

if you have read fsn and not FHA then i must ask you.. wtf is wrong with you psycho? you like missing out on good things? that wouldnt be me is all im saying

read it.

(in case you're wondering yes there is someone i deliberately didnt mention because my opinion on them is too complicated)

TSUKIHIME REMAKE

im not a fan of remaking classics on the level of tsuki. with all its flaws i still find the original to be good enough to not need a remake...

UNTIL I READ THE REMAKE

this is how you do it folks. the story was elevated on nearly every level and if it was the complete story id say its the best ever in existence ever forever fr. its just that good.

there are three things i really want to point out:

while maybe goin overboard i really liked the buffs all the characters received and in general the whole worldbuilding is so much better now with idea bloods and principles and vampire hierarchies and arcueid inflation scenes (heh) its just epic

ciel got a so much better route that actually feels like a ciel route and not just arcueid route 2 electric bugaloo (and getting fucking cucked)

noel is peak

this is peak type moon and when red garden comes out it will be even BETTER especially with satsuki route because satsuki deserves it

there are some other short stories i havent mentioned like garden of avalon, notes, MAGNITUNING (look it up you wont regret it) its all great and worth the time of reading

eventually i wanna play CCC and read some other stuff like maybe prillya DDD, fgo jp like lb7 traum and whatnot

i just wrote this for fun so dont really take anything i say seriously except for the teeny little part where im inherently correct.

uh if you are reading like or share or whatever tf it was idk

ciao

[aestraljupiiter]

• Astrology observations •

💌 PISCES VENUS - y'all are sometimes annoying, even more so annoying than pisces suns, because it's true... you do have an issue of picking the wrong partners, or even if you do pick the right partners, there is something about co-dependency? Now that's an issue, you need to fix yourself first. But as a partner itself, the most loyal people and will do anything to make you happy, but can have quite a fiery attitude when messed with their loved ones.

💌 GEMINI RISINGS & MOON W/TAURUS SUN - (my ex bestfriend is a Taurus w Gemini rising &moon but I won't be biased Abt it) (I'll start with positive and slowly dragging these placements) I wanna tell y'all how generous these bitches are, they are also very diligent with their work and they do take care of their friends... But here is where it gets complicated. My ex bestfriend with these particular placements, she always felt that she needed to be hanging out with people, even if these people she hung out with, were people who talked bad about her, and even talked bad about me? (Like who tf does that) sometimes she would even agree to people's opinions even tho she totally has her own opinion on which was completely different from theirs? She would even sometimes put me down together with my ex bestfriend (who was a ♋). They were both manipulative which pissed me off so I cut them. But other than that as a friend, I wouldn't say she was loyal, more so she wasn't so judgemental towards people, she was generous and gave her time for us when we were friends, but the downside was the fact that she'd put me down with other people and kiss their asses, she also got influenced easily. (Which sucked)

💌 CAPRICORN PLACEMENTS (MEN) - the Capricorn sun men I've met, were so chill but at the same time also seemed agitated? Idk what's going in their head, but they seem like they've been through tough shit. Also honestly, I think Capricorn men r very compatible to fire & air suns, like as a couple or just even friends tbh, like even tho they butt heads a lot, there is something about Capricorn men that they respect women with heavy fire sun & air energy.

💌 LEO SUNS - I rarely talk abt y'all cause I've never met a Leo sun... My whole ass life, or maybe I have but I wasn't into astrology then... In anyways I think in all honestly y'all r just the same as cancers... Just more loud & outgoing, but the same in a sense where you're both sensitive asf, and y'all don't hide it.

💌 VENUS IN 11H - is it just me but are y'all that guarded when it comes to love, idk why but... Ig it's very important for partners to either be your friend/bestfriend/or friends with your friends, friend or in the same friend circle, in order for us to actually pay attention to you 💀. I also think that VENUS in 11H have such high standards, even if y'all don't think so, you unconsciously do so.

💌 AQUARIUS SUNS 3H (or just aqua suns in general) - these individuals are giving heavy "material girl" vibes, my bestfriend is an aqua sun and she's one of the most supportive, creative, loyal & extra bitch ik. They are ride or die type of friends, even if they ghost tf outta you real hard, trust me, they r very good friends to have. I realize aqua suns don't realize it but they always gotta do something with their hands, like paint, crochet, drawing, journaling, you name every therapeutic shit they can do it, with their hands, as long as they are busy with it. If you are these bad bitches bestfriends, you'll notice they have a very certain type of aesthetic and it's very specific but the aesthetic they're always in, is their very own. (I love them.) Also aqua suns are very into astrology/witchcraft shit. Also very witty and probs has strong leadership qualities, also prefers being in control & they attract a lot of friends that turn into potential partners. also they prefer no labels.

💌 SCORPIO SUNS 12H/11H/1H - a ride or die type a bitch, also very low-key with their personal life but a bit messy, depending on the rest of their placements. My bestfriend is a Scorpio sun and she's a very loyal, AMBITIOUS, emotionally intense, caring, determined & r very good at explain things. There is something about Scorpio suns that make them so attractive not just physically but personally, you'll realize their raw strength and they'll do it with pride. Also can be a bit messy sometimes tho but the best ever.

[chal-latte]

Timmy and reader just broken up, and they run in together at the met.

A/N: I LOVE THIS AND THIS IS HEAVILY INSPIRED BY THIS FIC @chalametsimp I LOVE YOU!!

deuxmoi 

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deuxmoi spotted: seconds before y/n l/n teared down as ex-lover timothée chalamet hid her from the curious paparazzis, saying “give us some privacy, please.” its been a month after timothée left her for his ex lily rose-depp. but it looks like things haven’t been easy for the both of ‘em. they’d make a lovely met gala couple 😢

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fanpage30 i think the problem is rooted deeper than just him doing a pr stunt w his ex

fanpage30 i think the problem is rooted deeper than just him doing a pr stunt w his ex

fanpage29 i like lily more its obvious who he belongs to

↪️ fanpage11 you make zero sense he doesn’t belong to anyone you shithead just bc u like lily more doesn’t mean u can bring y/n down

fanpage39 my parents😢😢

fanpage43 first was devon.. now y/n.. love isnt real

fanpage86 pls get back together so i can live happily

fanpage33 nah if i were y/n i’d do the same he’s cruel for that 

fanpage28 that ‘pr stunt’ must be her last straw

y/i/n

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y/i/n it’s met gala monday, save your tears for another day

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fanpage90 girl u know whats right! we support you y/n ❤️❤️❤️

louisvuitton a star✨⭐️

nicolasghesquiere what a night❤️

fanpage18 y/n we love you :((

fanpage89 SAVE UR TEARS FOR ANOTHER DAY Y/N WE LOVE YOU

fanpage39 whys he still liking her pics

theweeknd true

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fanpage30 XO GATHER UP

fanpage22 abel boutta throw hands lol

juliafox fuck him and his crew

↪️ y/i/n louder queen!!!

fanpage99 EVEN JULIA AGREES

chloegmoretz no one can outshine you baby

↪️ y/i/n i love you :((( 

patmcgrathreal eternal beauty 💖👼

iliona not saying i love it when ur sad but ur so creative when ur sad

↪️ y/i/n gotta transfer that energy somewhere

fanpage38 DOES- WHAT?

fanpage42 IS Y/N WRITING A SONG? AGAIN?

fanpage58 oh yup this must be BAD

tchalamet

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fanpage51 heartbreaker🍅🍅🍅boooo 🍅🍅🍅

fanpage19 tim drunk off his ass after making y/n cry lol that so low of him

billieeilish :)

fanpage28 bILLLIE WHOS SIDE R U ON??

alexandermcqueen amazing as always✨

fanpage39 and he went to the after party.. of course

cartier 🖤

fanpage90 wtf did u say to y/n???

↪️ deuxmoi someone overheard them saying words like ���i love you” “coming back” “second chance” “stunt” but we dont know who’s saying what

↪️ fanpage90 what the fuckkkkk..

mtv im a child of divorce

fanpage93 yall pls dont send him hate comments we actually dont know what went on yall assume too quick

fanpage31 i hope theyre coming back that pr stunt was bad asf

fanpage44 timothee i love you but im on y/n’s side now

fanpage37 tim u still have time to fix this we cant defend u no more babe

fanpage59 timmy look at me this isnt you tim

fanpage22 y/n went to the after party too but idk if she stayed for long

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fanpage48 what was on his mind when he agreed to do that shitty pr stunt 

enews 

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enews here we have it folks! y/n l/n (@y/i/n) making an appearance at the met gala after party accompanied by chloe grace moretz (@chloegmoretz). it is claimed that she “just want to make rounds then go home.” other sources said she swung by to “get wasted” and “forget about tonight.” but she did went home with her ex-boyfriend timothée chalamet (@tchalamet), so what was that about?

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fanpage83 i say we get out of their hair and let them solve this privately

fanpage91 theyre just getting started, theyre young and this kind of drama will come along

fanpage29 theyre not a drama lover we know that  but once they make a drama its so big we’re gonna talk about it nonstop

fanpage48 i want a friend like grace:(

fanpage84 y/n did like his recent post tho

fanpage47 WE STILL HAVE HOPE

fanpage54 i wish i can hug her i love her sm i wanna comfort her

fanpage44 i hope theyre doing okay

fanpage93 im sure it was just a misunderstanding, timmy wont do such thing

fanpage77 glad chloe was present for her

fanpage89 they’ll get back together again im sure 

[ennoshawty]

HQ CAPTAINS AS THINGS

i was bored and felt like doing a crackfic thing but i didn’t have any solid themes or good ideas

SO I PRESENT TO YOU - THE CAPTAINS. AS THINGS. IDK HOW TO WORD THIS BUT YOU’LL SEE AS WE GO ALONG.

warnings: VERY LONG, slandering a crybaby oikawa (lovingly), mentions f!reader, shitposting, mentions of violence in kita's, (a bit) yandere!kita, cursing, unedited, me being an idiot

officer!daichi

we are: vigilante/troublemaker

loving the enemies-to-lovers trope so much

nah bro you ain’t full criminal (bc my preppy ass could never) you just do the small vandalism things y’know like drawing peepees on government buildings and knocking over bins

u literally confessed to him by spraypainting the entire billboard by his workplace “I LIKE YOU” like way to go girl

He didn’t appreciate the creative graffiti but he rlly likes u so all u had to do was clean it and then next thing u know yall are out on a cute cafe date

but let’s talk about before yall got together

he’d CHASE u thru alleyways when he’d catch you writing “police sux” on the fuckin wall

bro is NOT AT ALL afraid to jump onto the roofs it’s FRIGHTENING to see this huge ass police officer storm after u

HES SO FAST HOT DAMN WOMAN HOW DO U GET AWAY FROM HIM??? USAIN BOLT WHOMST???

you’d almost always get away by a hair - he’s SO SO close

and it frustrates him but excites u oooooo arrest me shawty

and this would continue for a while

but yall have such fun fun banter - you’d tease him and he’d say something back and you’d bolt and he’d chase

some days he’d catch you. but in those times u slip away somehow

he’s having so much fun and doesn’t even know it

and then at one point he doesn’t even care about bringing u to justice anymore. he knows it’s bad for business and it’s unprofessional but he’s so attracted to u

he doesn’t even know it. HES IN DENIAL!!! his mind: “oh i’m just asking about her so that i know her motives” bruh no u just asked about our fav pastry this aint about crime anymore

and when he finally gets it,,,DINGDINGDINGDING SOUND THE ALARMS !!! MAN IS WHIPPED!! he’s more shy around u awww,,,doesn’t even want to chase u anymore but he will still engage in banter w u.

yall get a little peace treaty in the lil crush stage - you both are kinda aware of ur feelings towards each other but don't really wanna mess it up and jeopardize whatever's going on like bros PLEASE JUST KISS ITS INFURIATING

it’s more of a competition to see who will break the other first (and you lost he’s too hot)

he lets u joyride his cop car in an empty parking lot <3 he is the one <3 this is true love

u gotta marry him right now bro no excuses

u are no longer on the crime side of the law,,,u support him and only him fuck the rest of the cops (i’m jk of course...or am i)

u are his badass sidekick <3 unofficially of course until he marries u

u help him with the small things like helping lost children find their parents and helping old ladies cross the street

but you want to do the FUN stuff - chasing thieves and arresting drunkards.

unfortunately, he loves u too much to put u in danger so he keeps u from doing the dangerous things

after some protesting later, he trusts u to take care of urself. and now yall have a competition just like old times - whoever catches the most baddies at the end of the month wins (he WILL scold u if ur too reckless though)

THE TWO OF U ARE JUST GOOD COP BAD COP UHAHAHAHAHAHA

but it’s much more complicated than that - it’s either ur the laidback one and he’s the strict one or ur the fiery one and he’s the person like “calm down”

PLEASE HE HATES BRINGING U TO INTERROGATIONS he’s trying to be serious but you keep making him laugh istg he has to kick u out each time

u still make him laugh when u pout-glare at him thru the glass

bro says he’s not the stereotypical cop but the moment u surprise him with donuts and coffee in the morning he will make out w u right then and there

even though yall dating he still won’t let u play with his equipment

but sometimes u grab his walkie talkie when he’s not looking and prank call the others

and his coworkers know by now they’re like “oh it’s daichis gf” and go along with it HAHAHAHA “this is alpha 1, daichi just contracted ligma, over.” “roger, but what’s ligma? over.” “*inhale* LIGMA-” *daichi takes the walkie talkie back*

his coworkers are chill lmaoooo they love u two as a couple THEY ARE VERY SUPPORTIVE they planned a surprise anniversary party of when u joined the force (unofficially)

the juniors tanaka and noya are jelly ooooo but they respect their captain <3

u loooooove hanging out w the starry-eyed new recruit hinata and he’s bouncing around asking u personal questions “how did you date the commander!!! what’s he like as a bf??” he also accidentally exposes how much daichi talks about u in the office before he drags him away and murders him off camera

he does get u a walkie talkie that’s just connected to his line, tho. for emergencies. it’s ur second phone basically that only has his number in it

daichi LOVES it when u massage him after he’s had a long day but his shoulders are stiff as a statue,,,he’s also super stronk and can carry u anywhere <333

IMAGINE HE HAS A POLICE DOG - he doesn’t, but he’ll get one of his buddies to bring u a k9 unit so u can pet it and when he sees how happy u are he considers getting one PLSSS IT WOULD FIT HIM HELPPP

bro is VERY strict on safety. bulletproof glass in yalls house. alarms + cameras everywhere. trackers on every device. underground bunker. (just kidding lol)

daichi teaches u self-defense and gets u a bejeweled taser for ur bday <333 MARRY THIS MAN RIGHT NOW OR I’LL-

in other words i love daichi and he is husband material WIFE ME UP BUDDY

househusband!oikawa

we are: girlboss sugar mommy

somehow you tamed this bish to becoming your obedient malewife

and by obedient i mean whiny but compliant

IS MORE ATTACHED TO YOUR BLACK CARD THAN TO YOU. I SAID IT. THE TRUTH.

sure, he’s pretty and gives affection sometimes but the only time he’s bein cute and snuggly w u is when a new fendi purse came out and he wants it

his specialty is cooking but he’s so lazy he’s all “just get the maid to do it”

please give ur workers a raise he’s so demanding

when you take him to ur business parties hes ALWAYS bragging about you and ur large house with this and that and his favorite: indoor hot tub. he always brings up the indoor hot tub.

only reason you bring him is cuz he’s pretty and he whines when you leave him alone for too long

yall cant even stay for too long - he’ll practically drag u out of the building and whining that it’s too hot and his suit is too stuffy and to call a limo

he’s not afraid to embarrass u if u dont give him what he wants and he will spit out food at a formal dinner if its not to his liking

probably in competition w househusbands! makki and mattsun about who gets the best house so he’s constantly begging u for an extension to the house “please babe!!! makki has-” “no.”

8/10 times throws tantrums in public and 1465/10 times throws tantrums in the house

he wants to cry for the sake of crying. one time he lost his shirt and he wouldn’t stop bawling for 15 min

please find him a hobby

crybaby . the moment u give him the glare of death it’s over. but he’s got a cute crying face which makes up for his annoying whimpering

like he made the mistake of throwing a temper tantrum in the mall only for you to glare at him with a look that said “we’re discussing this when we get home and you’re gonna get your ass beat” and walk away. immediately stopped what he was doing and he was running after u, sniffling and mumbling apologies

please humble him and have him sleep outside. the couch is too luxurious to banish him to. he made sure of it himself. it’s reclining and has charging ports. he will not learn his lesson that way

does NOT want you to get a pet or a kid or even another sugar baby/househusband - he wants to be the center of ur attention

speaking of which he HATES it when you work for too long or work overseas. when u come back he’ll pout at u and give u the petty silent treatment

don’t bother trying to comfort him he thrives off of it and he’ll keep going so u can keep paying attention to him. if u just ignore him back he’ll come crawling back to u. “WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU?? DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME ANYMORE???”

one time yall got into a fight and he was all like “since ur being a rude mommy i’ll just find someone else !!!” inside u were like “oh god finally” but instead u said “okay”

ohmygod he panicked. he was rlly expecting for u to fight for him,,, but he doesn’t want to admit defeat first so he tries to go thru with it but you literally dont care. even when he has his chanel luggage packed and he’s standing by the door ur just like “ok bye bitch”

So he’s trying to stand by the door and wait for u to say that ur joking. ur not.

“fine! I’m leaving now!” “okay.” “...*sniffles*” “tooru, go.” “WAAAAH NO IM SORRY I DONT WANT TO-”

u knew this was going to happen sadly. u even hid the keys to all of the sports cars u own just in case he was actually going to go thru with it

tries to get in the gossip circle with the neighborhood trophy wives but they don’t think he’s cool enough. they like u though. they think ur hot asf and oikawa doesn’t like them no more bc theyre hitting on his ATM. but thanks to that u know all the gossip and shit even though u don’t ask for it

Every time u pass by a store where he thinks he wants something he’ll just cling to u and give the puppy dog eyes. like it could be out of nowhere and u see it and you’re like “where. which store.”

bro once he went luxury he never went back. he wouldn’t EVER step foot into a grocery store ever again congrats he’s been bimbo-ified

beat him with ur gucci belt pls it’s so funny

also please please PLEASE discipline him. tell him it’s NOT okay to just randomly purchase the entire swarovski store or to throw a party at ur house just bc he’s feeling petty about u being at work for too long. ofc he’ll bitch about it but you need to be firm

but don’t worry,,,he’ll get the idea when u take away black card privileges and slap him around (lovingly)

now he has to ask permission like a good boy. he’ll kneel and hug u and give a lil pout and whine

you got a bigass man child i’m sorry maam u should’ve picked tobio or ushi

ceo!kuroo

we are: secretary

bruh keeps it mostly professional during work hours

but that all gets shedded off like a snake when we on break

one minute he’s all “get these papers done by today or i swear on all that is holy i will destroy you” and then later he’s all “hey sweetheart wanna grab a cup of coffee”

flirty flirty FLIRTY FLIRTY AAAAA HES A MENACE

but you’re less than impressed bc y’know when the time clocks out and its time to go back to work he’s ruthless once more

HUMBLE HIM FOOL only when you’re on break though

will NOT stand for anyone else in the workplace bullyin u - NO WAY. only HIM

he’s got TONS and TONS of dirt on everyone in the office - NO ONE is safe so they wouldn’t even dare

RIP janet from accounting

that dumb bitch made the mistake of insulting u to ur face and in front of him. never heard from her again

it’s not even limited to the other employees - he’s not afraid to go off on a potential business partner if they dared disrespect you

bruh tries to call u on ur off days for the most randomest shit and to get ur attention

*picks up phone* “sir?” “ah! my favorite secretary ever! listen, i need you to grab my pens from my desk at the office and bring them to my place.” “...with all due respect, it’s 2 am, sir.”

but u have to comply with his ridiculous demands cuz he’s the bank

and he depends on u completely. as much as he hates to admit it - u have his schedules, itinerary, provide coffee, performance rates, stock info, you name it.

once u were out sick and he had the worst management - he’s not used to working without you

def tries to get some of ur workload off of u bc he’s worried that the stress of working for him made u sick + he doesn’t want to go thru scheduling again

prolly gets bored in meeting rooms and sends u little smirks and wiggles his eyebrows and weird looks while he’s sitting and ur standing in the corner like bruh pay attention

maybe sometimes he’s secretly makin fun of the presenter and doodling on his spare sticky note something funny to make u crack a smile

he’ll tease u for it of course “oh, secretary! you should be paying more attention! what would you do if this was important?” bruh i can multitask now keep airdropping me ur selfies i’m saving all of them (news flash: u dont save his dumbass selfies otherwise his ego will inflate too much)

sometimes likes to pull u aside from work to hug u - you say it’s highly unprofessional but he says it’s his stress reliever

you ALMOST got caught by one of the newbies and he was kabedon-ing you

he tries to play it off (since u were embarrassed too) but u know better,,,DO NOT LET HIM FORGET ABOUT IT he turns red and embarrassed every single time USE THIS TO UR ADVANTAGE !!

never goes into an elevator without you bruh is so attached to u n holds the doors open for you

but you have to open normal doors for him if he doesn’t know how it works (hint: manual doors. “why isn’t it opening on its own?” “sir, there’s a handle.” “but?? what does it do??”)

bruh acts like a dumbass sometimes so you can baby him :/// wtf man just because you’re rich doesn’t mean i’ll- ...wait...how much did you say…? that many zeros? HAND ME THAT FORK YES I’LL FEED YOU COME HERE- HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE BITCH

brings u to overseas trips and he spoils u too

no matter how much you insist that you’re ok he gives u a lot of luxurious items. “think of it as a bonus from me.” NOW YOU JUST HAVE A COLLECTION OF NICE SHOES/BAGS/JEWELRY AND HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU WEAR THEM TO WORK IT MAKES HIM SO HAPPY UGHHHHH

BRUH just a sugar daddy at this point “you have to look presentable for the next focus group so here’s a nice rolex watch” “sir, i don’t need-” “ah ah ah - it’s my treat.”

it’s pointless to refuse him but he still teases u for it like what???? “if i didn’t know any better, secretary, i’d say you’re just doing it for my money and not my fabulous looks and personality.” “exactly.” “hey!”

yall go for drinking parties a lot. whether with the whole branch or just the two of u

KARAOKE W KUROO AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK <333 becomes a ritual between the two of u

he’s so silly when he’s drunk lmfaoooo goofy ass mf

but that’s only when it’s the two of u. he controls his alcohol around others and his uncool side is only for u <3

also ur the only one he trusts to take him back to his place and handle him

it’s the other way around too - when u drink a lot he looks after you <333

you have a higher tolerance than him and sometimes u have competitions between the two of u on who can drink more but then yall always end up shitfaced

HES the one who has a crush on you

you know the drill - gaslight gatekeep girlboss

he’ll do anything for u but wouldn’t ever admit it he simp

offers u the keys to his estate and offers for you to LIVE with him

bruh just marry me already ok WAIT WE’RE NOT EVEN DATING YOU NEED TO WORK ON THAT SIR-

he’s so awkward tryna confess to u,,,he may be this big hotshot ceo but he’s acting like a schoolgirl in love

probably prints u a confession when he asks u to go to the fax machine lmfao what a nerd

in other words ceo!kuroo is a nerd and you need to top him immediately get that bank

dog hybrid!bokuto

we are: owner

Husky-malamute breed!!! BEEG DOGGIE VERY HAPPY N DROOLY <333

OVERLY HYPER. JUMPS ON ANYONE AND U AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT

he’s well trained i swear but the moment he sees something of interest then i’m sorry you just lost him

please if a robber came in he wouldn’t even attack them he’d just tackle them w hugs

he loves loves loves snuggles <333 u busy? nope!!! hug time!!! cooking something?? oo lemme see!!! whoops look at all those tomatos on the ground. u got a deadline coming up and u really need to focus?? CUDDLE TIIIIIIME- w-wait - huh?? why are u shoving me off?? do you - do you not - huh?!?! WHY ARE YOU LOCKING ME OUT OF THE ROOM?? NO!!!! I LOVE YOU!!! IDK WHAT EXAMS ARE BUT I WANT CUDDLES!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????!!!

the WORST things u could ever do to him is leave him and call him a bad boy

HE CRIES ON THE SPOT </3 HOW COULD YOU </3

soso bummed when u go out of the house without him </333 waits by the door patiently waiting for u to come back </333 sob sob

the moment he hears the door unlock he LEAPS and his tail is wagging like CRAZY

he is SO STRONG. almost always knocks u over whenever he jumps on u

destroys EVERY toy u bring him. u leave him for 5 seconds and there’s stuffing all over the floor and whatever u brought him is nonexistent

tugs on the leash when u walk so much that it SNAPS

loves romping w the other dogs in the dog park but he needs to tone down on his friendliness he almost killed a lil orange chihuahua

gets distracted by EVERYTHING. ooh, squirrel! oo, butterfly! OOO HUMAN CHILD!! MUST EAT!!!

ok while he might be friendly, he still gets super super jealous. you both were outside and u were petting the neighborhood black cat and bruh almost swallowed his head

which u thought was weird bc the two are normally friends and are pretty nice around each other

so now he’s more feisty around him and any other cat that’d get ur attention

If it was a person, then that’s another thing. He’d be very friendly at first but then slowly realize that ur attention is more directed on them than him. then he’d go ballistic

but when u scold him for practically assaulting the poor dude and call him a bad boy,,,he’s lost it

u have to lock him in the other room and he’s crying and whimpering, scratching at the door. all he wanted to do was protect u from that bad bad man who took away his owner’s attention !!!

def snarls at the dude next time he comes into ur house/apartment...dude never came back

“GRRR” “AAAA GET UR FRIGGIN DOG B-” “he don bite” YES IT DO GET UR-”

doggie bokuto rlly tries to be slick...it doesn’t work. like he tries to do that thing when he’s a total demon towards the guy but then act like an angel around u but it doesnt work bc he’s not smooth

doggie intelligence: 2 IQ. one time u got him a puzzle box and hid a treat in it but bruh couldnt figure it out just straight up monched the entire puzzle simply bc he smelled his fav bbq treat in it

speaking of intelligence - he only knows how to say a few words like ur name and incomplete sentences. speaks in barks and whines and sometimes a word

SO BIG THAT HE GRABS FOOD FROM THE TABLE WHEN YOU’RE NOT LOOKING

u had some delicious beef steak? oh dear, where did it go? there’s ur puppy kou with steak sauce all over his lips

big fan of hiking trips, sports, literally anything that involves going out

he LOVES getting dirty outside playing. boi cant control himself from rolling around in the mud

hates baths at first but then he likes how u spray the water on him and giggles awww he likes bath time now

we all know he’s not the brightest pup of the pack but,,,he’s somehow psychic. he knows when ur taking him to the vet

HE THROWS A BIG FUSS ALL THE TIME - sometimes he tries to hide but his huge tail under the couch gives it away

and he knows when ur thinking of taking him on a walk. he also begs u to take him outside by settling his head in ur lap and pouting until u give him what he wants

he likes the big ol doggie sweaters/pjs u buy him...but he always ruins them. no matter how much u buy him, they’re all ruined. he complains how scratchy it is and it feels weird on him

knows LOTS of tricks but if u teach him more than what he already knows he will forget one of them he’s like a damn pokemon

he feels ur emotions :((( if ur mood is down his tail droops :(( and he gives u cuddles and tries to make u feel better

he even likes to make a fool out of himself and be silly if it makes u laugh :((( he’s so precious

in other words i love doggy bokuto

pirate!ushijima

we are: kidnapped

ah yes we’re are captives of the most fearsome pirates of the seas: shiratorizawa

just so you know, tendou was the instigator. he was all “let’s kidnap a noble’s kid and get the ransom money!” (whether you actually are a noble or not is up to you)

thing is, nobody’s willing to pay (if you aren’t a noble) or the pirates really pissed off the folks in charge and are now doing a manhunt

so yeah you aren’t going back anytime soon

but he’s a pretty good sport about it - very hospitable

he notices the little things u like and gets them for u <333 sighs <333

he saw you reading that book? wow look at that, there’s suddenly a stack of them and the same genre he saw you reading

but you definitely shouldn’t test him. he’s SUPER scary when it comes down to it

you saw how ruthless he was with the rogues that had dared to challenge him on sea

mf made them walk the plank

you help on the ship bc u wanna be useful and also shirabu keeps being mean

he asks u to teach the crew how to read cuz theyre dumb as shit and only know water and treasure

speaking of treasure - when he leaves u on the ship to explore a cave, he gets u really pretty jewelry <33 anything u ask for

“oh, welcome back captain. how was your mission?” “i brought back a few trinkets i thought you might like.” *reveals whole chest of priceless gems* “are they to your liking? if not, we can set sail for something else that might interest you.” “I-”

bruh got a pet eagle - u ask the crew and they dont even know how tf it happened

hell, even he doesn’t know how it happened wtf. “oh. one day it flew down to me and i fed it. that’s all.” wtf

equivalent to diluc’s bird - he didn’t even give it a name so he gives u the honors

U name him rigatoni (you got a great naming sense btw)

oh my god oh my god oh my god HE TRIES TO PROTECT U WHEN PPL WERE TRYNA INVADE THE SHIP

it was the first thing he did no cap - burst into ur room and scoops u up <33333

“what the-” “we need to get you to safety. we are under attack.” and holds u close to his chest AAAHSIDHFPSDHFN OH MY LORD YES

HAS THE TEAM GIVE U SELF DEFENSE LESSONS AFTER THAT

tendou tries to give u a sword but ushi says no “she could hurt herself.”

“but ushiwaka! we can teach her not to hurt herself” “...it’s my orders.” “c’mon, be more honest, ushiwaka! what’s the real reason?”

he goes quiet then looks at u “...i’ll always be there to help. she’ll have me.” AOISHSDHFSNDF

HELPPPPP SIOJFDSKFJP HES SO CHARMING AND HE DOESNT EVEN TRY

but the rest of the crew are like “then what’s the point”

but tendou sneaks u a dagger just to be safe

sorry ur apart of the crew now - but they’re like a family even if they did kidnap u

oh whatever your life before wasn’t as cool as this (no offense)

they are given orders to protect u at all costs

speaking of which - ushi isn’t all that great w guns

almost blew his own head off tryna figure out how it works before reon snatched it from him

he brings you with him to towns and cities and he likes taking u to the markets to get you stuff

ushijima tell me your love language is gift-giving without telling me your love language is gift-giving-

he finds out you’re pretty good at bargaining and brings you onshore a lot more

is mesmerized at how you absolutely BERATE the merchant who was tryna rip you off like sis where is this violence coming from??? he loves it??

he also likes to stop by some pretty islands and imagines just settling down in such a nice place w you <333 SIGHS <333 VERY <333 LOUDLY <333

no matter how much he likes you...he will NOT let you drive the boat under any circumstances </3 its his livelihood c’mon man

whenever you have to stay on the ship while he’s away he sends rigatoni to give messages and the two of u talk thru messages

speaking of which rigatoni is fierce and can definitely sink his talons and his sharp beak into any bastard that dares get near you while the captain is away

wakatoshi “swimming is for pussies” ushijima - he’s water resistant

bruh so powerful he walks on water

second coming of christ who

IM JUST KIDDING he does swim but we hardly ever see it

legends say (tendou says) he looks rlly awkward doing it and only knows how to doggie paddle

speaking of our homeboy tendou - he loooves spooking the team (and especially you) with scary stories . don’t worry tho - this is all a ploy to get the beeg pirate husband to comfort u at night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) he is ur wingman u can count on him. but his suggestions are ridiculous

“Jump off the deck and see if he’ll catch you!” um excuse me- THOU SHALT NOT PUT BIG HUSBAND TO THE TEST

he’s got good intentions...i think…

but everyone literally knows he would dive after you

in other words pirate!ushijima is a softie at heart but goddamn he probably secretly has a pet shark so dont test him or u goin overboard

mafia leader!kita

we are: associate from different group/family

kita highly respects u and yall have been acquainted since u were young with the alliance of ur families

so in a way ur childhood friends but yall do have lil bit of friendly rivalry a bit

arranged marriage whuuuutttt...yeah thats what happened but u love him <3

nobody else knows about ur arranged marriage but you two

POLITE GENTLEMAN <333 !!! HNNNNNNNN his granny raised him right even tho he’s a mafia leader

RICH BOY RICH BOY RICH BOY- ALWAYS DRESSES DASHINGLY AND SMELLS GREAT MMMMMM

he owns the majority of the underground casinos

and has lots of connections with others. countless, might i add.

you on the other hand specialize as an arms dealer so he cherishes your services the most

prob has the traditional tattoos allllll over his back and shoulders w like a dragon or sm and def a fox or kitsune

when u two were little he asked ur favorite flower and GOT THAT TATTOOED ON HIS BACK <3 probably secretly has your initials hidden in there somewhere

u both have a silent understanding of each other and he talks to u more than he does anyone

before he used to smoke but once he figured out that you didn’t like the smell of cigarettes he quit just like that

his underlings, the miya twins are so confused on how kita switches from totally brutal and ruthless to so soft around u

they can’t tease him for it, though, cuz he’d pulverize them

but they want to know more about u,,,you mysterious enigma,,,but kita would kill them if they dared asked about you

so they go to inarizaki’s most secretive informant/cyber mercenary, suna rintarou

and suna knows all about you. he saw you one time and he was curious about who you were and is now rlly scared of you because he dug too deep and you’ve got LOTS of history

he doesn’t dare tell the twins what he found no matter how much they bug him

until they bribe him at just the right price

and when aran finds out and tells kita?? ohhh boy it’s lights out for all three of them

oh my god ,,, would kill for u he loves u so much

one time you were kidnapped and held hostage

bro saw red

MAFIA ANNIHILATION SPEEDRUN ANY % NO GLITCH

he got world record time

wiped out the entire conglomerate behind it - nothing and nobody left behind after that

and of course, made sure you were safe.

yandere? ofc not...i mean...just look at him...so innocent...he would never...sharpening that knife...with splattered blood all over him...

is now joined at the hip with u,,,no matter how much you tell him you’ll be fine now and that you have tons of reliable bodyguards he won’t let it go

“don’t you have to go back to your place?” “this is my duty as both a fellow associate and your future husband.” aww,,,ur so sweet...but BRUH PLEASE GO HOME ARAN IS DOING EVERYTHING OVER THERE

makes sure to build a headquarters DIRECTLY NEXT TO YOURS so that its faster

and it’s not long until he just signs a deal to merge ur factions together (since yall getting married anyways)

and oh my god...ur underground wedding is SO SO PRETTY

absolutely DOESN’T care if he’s smuggling jewels from different countries - he’s having your ring CUSTOM MADE and the way you want it. “the diamond is too small? sure thing, darling, i’ll have it 7 times that size.”

makes sure everything is perfect in ur wedding <333 its very extravagant and even though its not really his style he’ll do anything for you

he absolutely WOULD take your last name if you wanted. FIGHT ME ON THIS

takes you to his private island for ur honeymoon so that the two of you don’t have to worry about work

meanwhile aran is scrambling around the place trying to cover for the both of you

he’s a VERY romantic husband - NEVER takes off his ring even for security. he says its practically a part of him just like you are <3

the ring has a built in tracker connected to an app. possessive? noooo...

in other words this escalated pretty quickly but i aint complaining if it gets me married to kita

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--EXTRA EXTRA!! other characters’ roles!!--

officer!daichi:

karasuno squadron consists of:

cops: daichi (duh), asahi (mostly patrol, he hates confrontation), tanaka & noya (mostly accompanied by ennoshita), hinata & kageyama

investigators/detectives: sugawara, ennoshita, yamaguchi, tsukishima, kiyoko, yachi

surveillance: narita, kinoshita, tsukishima too

househusband!oikawa:

makki and mattsun are also househusbands

iwaizumi is a malewife fhasodjkasdhf-

ceo!kuroo:

lev is the newbie that walked in on u two-

janet still a bitch

kenma is his fellow ceo buddy. he also owns a multimillion dollar company and kuroo’s and his have a sort-of contract so you see him a lot in meetings

yaku is like one of the top performing managers so whenever yall have branch meetings he’s there

dog hybrid!bokuto:

kuroo is the black neighborhood cat bokuto almost murdered cough cough i did that on purpose yes i did

kenma is also another neighborhood cat. you don’t see him around that often but now that bokuto got jealous he stays far away.

hinata is the orange chihuahua i briefly mentioned

i couldn’t decide whether akaashi would stay human and be his previous owner or also be a cat/dog/owl. so lets say he’s ur human friend that is your bestie and comes over a lot. bokuto likes him, though. still gets jealous a bit.

pirate!ushijima:

tendou is practically is right hand man

the rest of the team have something to give idk how to explain pirate team members okay-

BUT BUT BUT- they do have sea rivals which are the seijoh pirates. you ran into them one day and oikawa thought you were kidnapped (you were, but you liked it there) so he tried to do you justice and failed miserably. ushijima ragdolled him into the ocean when he flirted w you.

mafia!kita:

the twins are something akin to mercenaries basically. or just plain lackeys.

suna is an informant/cyber mercenary. he gathers information about ppl which is how he knew about you. and he’s a hacker lol.

aran is his second-in-command, omimi + ginjima are his bodyguards

a/n: im going to regret posting this

[strawberrypaul]

Thank you sweetheart for tagging me @beatlevmania !! Here we go

Name I kinda don’t wanna put that out there, 1. Because I don’t like it lmao and 2. Because I just don’t feel comfortable with sharing it hm

Nickname Mick, and please call me Mick <3

Zodiac I’m a Pisces. This bitch is sensitive asf but I’m still pretty rad. I’m creative and I like making art, whether it’s writing/playing music or painting! Those are things that make me feel calm and down to earthhhh

Height I’m 5’8 (I think), or 174 cm

Languages Swedish, English, I have German in school and I’m quite alright at it so I’ll count that in, and only some words and sentences in Finnish and Spanish 😎

Nationality Swedish/Finnish

Favorite seasons Tbh I like them all. Winter used to be my favorite, then summer became my favorite etc etc but recently I’ve found something beautiful in every season so I can’t choose just one :0

Favorite animal Tigers I’d say. NOT JUST because I recently watched tiger king bbdjbsbkj but tigers are SO MAJESTIC and if I was an animal I would by no doubt be a tiger!! I also feel like they are misunderstood by so many (same lol) and some think they are these wild monsters y’know and that makes me so sad because they are the opposite. They would never do you any harm unless you somehow hurt them periODT.

Favorite fictional character I don’t knowwww I don’t really know any? Pffffft I’m a noob sorry

Coffee, tea or hot chocolate Coffee yum

Hours of sleep I’m on Easter break rn (I start school tomorrow tho ughhhhhh) so I’ve gotten a GOOD amount of sleep, I think about 9-10 hours actually so I feel so rested for once.. but on school days I get around 5-7 hours so it’s not too bad but a little more wouldn’t hurt

Dog or cat person I have always been a cat lady at heart but I looove dogs, especially big floffy ones! But since I’ve grown up with only cats I think I gotta say cats but it’s kinda 50/50

How many blankets 4! Sheet, two comforters and quilt

Dream trip I really enjoy traveling in Europe and I would love to go back to Paris, Italy, GREECE. Ugh I love Crete so muchhh! AND LONDONAnd ever since I was a little kiddo I’ve wanted to go to Hawaii, so that would be just amazing if I could go there some day. I also want to visit more states in the us!

Blog established Ohhh I don’t know but I think fall last year maybe? August I believe.. I’m not sure at all tho!

Number of followers 1111 😳😳

Random fact Right before I started answering these questions I was playing the guitar and I’m getting better so that makes me sooperdooper happy

Introvert or extrovert I honestly feel like I’m an ambivert because I switch so much between introvert and extrovert but I’m def more introverted than extroverted

Places to relax My bed. I spend most of my time in bed and not because I’m sad or anything it’s just that I feel safe in my bed and it’s very very comfortable

Favorite snack GRAPES I love that shit

Recent show Tiger King teeheee that show was fucking wild

Favorite video game The Sims 4 or Minecraft, haven’t played in a while tho but they do have a special place in my heart

THANK YOU for this!! I’m tagging @lilypadd23 @chloe-on-cloud9 @paperbackwaiter @atasteofpaul aul and whoever else wants to do it!

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

okay, y’all, i’ve gotta back on my tl;dr bullshit soapbox about something:

so, the other day, i was just mindlessly scrolling through my corporate & capitalist hellscape facebook™️ (i.e. LinkedIn) and came across this totally trite mostly bullshit meme that was shared by some corporate executive search man (whose name i decided to crop out bc eh):

so i obviously agree with the last three points on this list, bc god yes my life would’ve been a bit better if I didn’t get all my dialogue about mental health only from teen mags and horrible portrayals in teen tv shows (and also this hellsite). and hell yeah everyone, and I mean EVERYONE needs to learn that failure is okay many situations (like failing a class in uni or school) bc everyone fails at something sometimes. and dealing with failure is HARD. and time management is something that I’m pretty sure everyone lies to fuckin hell about on their resume, bc lots of people really suck at it, myself included. so yeah. that needs to be taught. and i also agree with the “how to manage your health” point. bc thats becoming ever more prevalent and important with career burn out etc.

but entrepreneurship? people management? conflict resolution? creativity? how to manage money? public speaking? like y’all. three of those ARE taught/learned in school, who the fuck wrote this meme? 

for anyone who actually paid attention in maths class, (which is probably very few people outside of the top performing classes), there WAS A WHOLE FUCKING UNIT that focuses on financial maths (in australia anyway). I ignored this unit as well as maths in general at school, bc I generally hated maths and was convinced that I was somehow never going to get a job. but i remember the gist of the overall topic and its subtopics. one subtopic teaches you how to calculate your wages in various contexts (overtime, double-time and a half, holiday payments, im pretty sure maternity leave pay was jammed in somewhere? idk if other countries would have double time & a 1/2 like australia though). another subtopic teaches you how to calculate interest on bank loans and credit rates on credit cards. a third subtopic teaches you how to calculate savings (obvs in terms of discounts in shops)....im sure there was a bit about budgeting in there somewhere? im pretty sure there were some questions were about tax payments somewhere as a subtopic enrichment exercise? but you get my gist. are these not money management skills? in some sense? like if i could find one of my old maths textbooks or old maths books i’d give an example of a question, to make my point stronger. but the problem, like i said before, is that a load of people (myself included) just zone out in maths in high school and stop trying with it. they forget what they’ve learnt, and just remember how much they hated algebra and how they’ll never use it again. maths was one hell of a fucking strong bitch, guys. but maybe i’m wrong.

creativity? excuse me? have people forgotten about art classes? drama classes? english classes? music classes? need i go on? okay don’t get me wrong, most of these classes did focus a lot on memorising quotes or facts about people (artists/writers/poets/composers/dramatists etc) or specific  periods/movements in art or theatre or literature for example.... but the amazing sculptures/paintings etc people created in art for their final projects in year 12, or even in year 10 were works of their imagination. the scripts people write in drama or maybe english (if you had a fun teacher who did a screenwriting unit, for example) are creative asf. especially in year 12 when they do their major projects, where they may produce a monologue or a short movie, and then there’s a group piece. drama students might even make their own costumes for these performances. LIKE AIN’T THAT A LOT OF CREATIVITY RIGHT THERE Y’ALL????? and english. lowly old english. THEY HAVE A WHOLE FUCKING TOPIC ON CREATIVE WRITING FOR FUCKS SAKE. the original music people might create for their final projects too in year 12? does that not count as creativity? like yes, i know a lot of these things do still have to meet bs assessment criteria (especially in catholic schools, where the main things are you don’t offend the catholic education office and jesus/god lmao) to be considered worthy of a mark for your year 12 exams. but FUCK. HOW THE FUCK AREN’T ANY OF THESE SUBJECTS COUNTED TOWARDS BEING CREATIVE???????? like fuck your corporate creative ideation or w/e bullshit, Callum. drama and english even lend themselves to improvisation in some instances, like public speaking, which is examined further, below.

next, we move on to public speaking. this shit is basically taught from the first goddamn day of “show & tell” in kindy/kindergarten, and this fucker has the gall to say that it’s not fucking taught in schools? someone call in miley cyrus/hannah montana to throw the fuck down in this motherfucking hoedown BC THIS STUPID-ASS MEME-FUCKER HAS NERVE. i hated public speaking. absolutely hated it. even though it was ironically one of the places i ended up excelling in in english classes. even when i fucked up in my english speeches with like “oh, fuck.... said nelson mandela,  i’ve seem to’ve lost my palm card. wait, shit! there it is... excuse me while i pull it out of my ass. whoops, sorry miss” *bats eyes and finger guns at my year 9 english teacher who has her head in her hands and is done with my shit, while the class laughs at my gaffe* i’d still end up with like 73% or like 26/30. it was baffling. but for people who weren’t the class clown/smart alec like i was from years 7-10 (and like i actually wasn’t once i moved schools).... public speaking is like the leading cause of anxiety, right? like by the time i got to doing speeches/presentations at uni i was having panic attacks... the thought of presenting to my classes made me fucking sick with fear and anxiety. nearly every subject i did at uni (even when i tried to avoid subs with public speaking assessments) and throughout school had some type of presentation/speech whatever you want to call it project/activity in it. even fucking SPORT/PDHPE at school and even philosophy at uni. and these fuckers are saying its not taught in schools. FUCK  OFF. like yeah, i get that they actually mean it in the professional sense.... where people can give the sappy bs motivational speeches or an insightful ted-talk worthy 20-minute presentation... or a great sales pitch. but like??? save that for mike “my dad phoned in to EY and i have a job waiting for me after uni” mcfuck in a business major or law degree? or for clubs like toastmasters? fuck. ok enough of the skills we learn in school. let’s move onto the businesslike-sounding ones of “people management”, “conflict management” and fucking “entrepreneurship”. like. what the fuck? okay in some sense people management and conflict management could potentially be used in managing friendships and relationships in your personal life. but like. i can feel the business underpinnings and i dont like it lmao. like why do you want fully functioning adults straight out of school, franklin? and there’s extra credit conflict management subjects at uni??? or at least my home uni had it... and i never did them bc they were intensive courses during summer break lol. but the one that pissed me off the most was entrepreneurship. LIKE ARE KIDS NOT FUCKING ALLOWED TO BE KIDS NOW????? well  apparently: “NO! YOU MUST ALWAYS THINK OF MONEY MAKING WAYS TO BE RICH! YOU MUST BE ENTREPRENEURIAL!!!!!! YOU MUST GENERATE BUSINESS IDEAS FROM THE TIME YOU CAN FUCKIN’ WALK!!!!! AND SPEAK!!! CHILDHOOD AND BEING A TEENAGER DON’T EXIST WORKER BEE!!!! CAPITALISM FOR ALL!!!! WORKER BEES!!! CAPITALISM IS YOUR FRIEND!!! OWN A BUSINESS BY THE TIME YOU’RE 8 YEARS OLD!” like it’s insidious asf. and it doesn’t acknowledge that most entrepreneurs are already privileged people anyway, who usually have some type of money to start off their venture (or that’s what it feels like anyway). and yeah throw all the “THIS BOY IS AN ENTREPRENEUR AT 18!!! 18!!!???? BY STARTING HIS OWN BUSINESS AT 12!!!! WHAT A CHAMP! 😁🙃” clickbait news stories at me, but i don’t fucking care. the concept and perceived over-importance and almost preaching mindset of entrepreneurship is slowly becoming insidious and toxic asf. call me paranoid. but that’s what it feels like.

but with those last three topics, i want to make a point that school curriculum’s (in australia at least, and probably worldwide) are so jam-packed already with sport (which is pointless and shitty), geography (ok how to read maps is important, but i never bothered to learned to do it properly), history, science, english etc etc etc..... that like.... where the actual fuck are the gonna jam the above bs (people management”, “conflict management” and entrepreneurship) into the curriculum???? and also teachers are already over-worked enough as it is, they don’t need another load of shitty subjects pushed onto them. and they sure asf don’t earn enough (especially in the states) to have this bs pushed into their subject schedules either. keep them at uni, where they should be. or just in the workplace/in the general public where they belong. and if people suggest that you could probably push these subjects into the year 11/12 business studies programs or elective commerce courses in years 9/10, save your goddamn breath. like i remember looking at business studies hsc papers in years 11/12 to see what they did.... and it was pretty chock-a-block anyway. and my experience of my year 9 commerce was horrible, to say the least. let kids be kids, for fucks sake. they shouldn’t have to be fully functioning adults in the workplace, by the end of high school, for fucks sake. AND ENTREPRENEURSHIP IS NOT AN ESSENTIAL SKILL????!!!! FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT, WILHELM. anyway. that’s my rant over about how i hate how corporate people are trying to be #relatablewiththeyouth🙃 with their shitty versions of “10 things i wish we learned in school” memes.... and failing.... without realising that this is why millennials are suspicious and cynical about meme usage by corporate people/corporations.

[officialboredomclub]

alright. here’s something i have to get off my chest. i’m not trying to be like one of those fucking corny motivational fucks but i just gotta say this. anytime any of my friends shows me a talent that they have or something they’re really fucking good at i always tell them “that’s sick asf and if that’s what you really want to do in life fuck it nobody can tell you otherwise.” the sad thing is that they mostly don’t listen, they talk about what their parents want them to do and barely about themselves, my friends are LITERALLY SEEING THEMSELVES working AT PUBLIX 10 years from now, they’re creative and imaginative as can be, but they lower the fucking bar for themselves and for what??? you can do better for real!!! raise the bar to the max because that’s where you should see yourself!!! and if you make it one day, just know that when you eventually win an award for doing beautifully at what you do, you’ll have FUCKING NOBODY TO THANK BUT YOURSELF!!! that’s all i had to spew. FUCK THE WORLD, BOREDOM CLUB.

[fuckit-shithappens]

1-99

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? man down, butterfly effect, rake it up, young dumb & broke, when i was yung2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? salice rose 🤤3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. there ain't no book next to me4: What do you think about most? how i ignore everything & i mean EVERYTHING😂5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? "lmfao her dumb ass nigga"6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? w clothes 7: What’s your strangest talent? i don't have anything 8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) girls are a pain in the ass but imma still fuck w them. boy suck asshole i can't stand them🤷🏽‍♀️9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? i've had like 3 poems10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? uhh idk?11: Do you have any strange phobias? i hate cords, untangling cords, looking at cords when there all mixed together, cords wrapped around me, on me, i can't i freak out12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? no lmao13: What’s your religion? ion got one 14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? enjoying the air lol on the trampoline15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? behind, unless i'm lookin good that day💁🏽😂16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? TØP17: What was the last lie you told? mm ion remember 18: Do you believe in karma? yes19: What does your URL mean? it's my fav quote 20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? idek tbh on both 21: Who is your celebrity crush? Nicki Minaj & Salice Rose😍😍22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? yes😂23: How do you vent your anger? i cry, punch shit, or keep it in & take it out on people 🙄24: Do you have a collection of anything? alcohol bottles25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? video chatting26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? ehh ion know 27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? idk bout the sound i hate but i do love the sound of girl moans👅28: What’s your biggest “what if”? i don't heal from the damage my ex has done..29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yes & yes💯💯30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. my popcorn & the cabinet 31: Smell the air. What do you smell? my popcorn & this scensy32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? little axe😂33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? west coast34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? chris brown👏🏽35: To you, what is the meaning of life? 🤔🤔36: Define Art. bitch me, tf lmao jk 37: Do you believe in luck? ehh 38: What’s the weather like right now? sunny, 8239: What time is it? 2:5440: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? yes & i've hit a deer🦌41: What was the last book you read? i haven't read yet 42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? no43: Do you have any nicknames? crybaby, babes, crusty, kyle & kwizzle 44: What was the last film you saw? IT45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? hit my head & had a seizure lol46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? no i've killed one tho 47: Do you have any obsessions right now? midgets, i lowkey have an obsession w midgets😬48: What’s your sexual orientation? gay asf🏳️‍🌈49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? prolly50: Do you believe in magic? no51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? yes😅52: What is your astrological sign? aries♈️53: Do you save money or spend it? spend it lol 54: What’s the last thing you purchased? weed55: Love or lust? love56: In a relationship? nah57: How many relationships have you had? 358: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? nope 59: Where were you yesterday? at the zoo60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? no 61: Are you wearing socks right now? yes62: What’s your favourite animal? horse63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? honestly don't even know 😂 64: Where is your best friend? cali65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. ion know66: What is your heritage? 67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? sleeping68: What do you think is Satan’s last name? ion know69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? uh yeah 😂70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? hell fuckin yes 71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? i gotta make this money mane😬72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? only some b) What do you do with your remaining days? id go to the beach & smoke a blunt & meet salice & go see things c) Would you be afraid? nah 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. trust 74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? tells somebody 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 432676: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? trust each other, giving each other air, being comfortable w each other, being loyal, laughs, understanding each other, communicating💯 77: How can I win your heart? make me laugh, give me SOME attention, handle me 78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? idk79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? nothing honestly 😂80: What size shoes do you wear? 8/981: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? she was the shit82: What is your favourite word? fuck83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. guarded84: What is a saying you say a lot? im lit 85: What’s the last song you listened to? video phone86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? turquoise & black87: What is your current desktop picture? a rainbow light88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? a person89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? 🤷🏽‍♀️90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? biiiiiittccchhhh, imma start swinging & run91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? mind reading 92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? the day i went to the beach 93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? when i was lil 👀94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? nicki manaj prolly95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? cancun96: Do you have any relatives in jail? no97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? no98: Ever been on a plane? yes99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? this shit world sucks

[tenpercentsugar]

do them all now

1. what is your favourite plant?i love hydrangeas if those count

2. do you believe in aliens?yeah but can we never ever talk abt it

3. name three artists ( musical or art ) that have inspired you or impacted you.frank ocean, bon iver, tame impala

4. who are your favourite people in the world?charles manson is my favorite person. i would list every single one of my friends but i don’t want to accidentally forget anyone ahhhh

5. talk about your crush or someone you love.i am so BLESSED to know elise. i’ve been talking abt her a lot lately bc i am in genuine disbelief that someone as kind and caring and intelligent as her exists in the same time and space as me?! like being w elise is j straight comfort bro she could be literally anybody’s friend

6. what is your favourite dog breed?rottweiler duh they’re cute AND intimidating

7. write a short story or poem about what your favourite season feels like to you.i can’t be doin that rn i am not on a creative wave at all

8. what are your favourite names?daniella, tony, lori, papi

9. do you enjoy reptiles as pets? why or why not?not for myself cuz they are a lot of responsibility and i couldn’t take on that kind of thing without feeling guilty and selfish but do yo thang. get you a reptile if thats what you think you should do

10. how does art or music make you feel?it makes me feel in colors bitch my favorite songs have green and blue undertones

11. do you prefer the beach or the mountains?i’ve never seen the mountains so i’d have to pick the beach but i fucking hate sand b

12. indoor gardens or outside gardens?both dude they’re both beautiful things

13. do you like long hair or short hair?long hair on my own self

14. what is your favourite childhood memory?literally every summer i spent in daycare was lit. we went skating, we went swimming, we saw movies, we went to the park everyday, we went to chuck e cheese like it was always hype

15. what is the dreamiest/most surreal thing that has ever happened to you?seeing bring me the horizon at warped for the first time. it was like i was being reborn hahaha i couldn’t believe i was fr looking at oli sykes in the same space as me

16. where do you feel time stop?i don’t even know there’s all those posts abt places where time becomes like…not a thing (like target and truck stops) so probably any of those places

17. what is your favourite breed of cat?short haired grey cats and orange cats can all give me love. otherwise fuck outta here

18. are you pro freckle?what do this even mean i can’t be anti-freckle there’s literally nothing i can do abt them hahaha

19. what is your favourite thing right now?watching sister wives hmu if your fav wife is janelle 💯💯

20. what is your hidden talent? (example: memory, double joints, etc. )i can wiggle my nose and move my chest w/o breathing in and out and i can also drive for hours and hours without having to stop to use the restroom

21. what is the best dream you’ve ever had?i barely ever remember my good dreams but i have formed a lot of weird short lived crushes bc of dreams

22. are you a good plant owner?no that’s why i’m not having kids rn. well im also not getting laid

23. what is your favourite article of clothing?my currents crewneck damn that album fucked me up in the best way

24. how many languages do you know?just one which is highkey shitty i wanna be multilingual

25. what is your dream vacation?greece baby i gotta be lookin at that blue water and kissin it damn near

26. do you believe in zodiacs/horoscopes?i don’t necessarily believe in it but they’re always fun to read. i read my vice horoscope on snapchat everyday

27. if you could have any superpower, what would it be?mind reading. imagine how much i would know

28. who is the most unproblematic person you know?jake. i have the biggest spot in my heart for that guy

29. do you know how beautiful you are?do you? do you know? leave me alone

30. what is your favourite feeling?being really baked and getting in my bed when my window’s open and it’s like 52 degrees out. that’s what i fucking live for.

31. what is your favourite cold drink?bruh i never drink them but i fuck w vanilla moolattes from dq so hard hahaha i drink a lot of taco bell freezes doe

32. what is your favourite hot drink?y'all ever had peppermint tea when your throat hurts? fire

33. what has been the highlight of your week?i can’t remember the past week but probably when i paid off my seatbelt ticket cuz then it was off my mind foreva

34. who are your favourite tumblrs?whoarei, fedswatching, xantime, congenitaldisease, i fucking LOVE thedeathmerchant and truecrimehothouse, also any vhs account

35. what are your favourite sounds?i have never known how to answer this ion like a lot of sounds

36. what is your aesthetic of choice?ideally my aesthetic would either be like maroons and blacks and whites and golds or muted cool colors. my actual aesthetic is not even real

37. if you could spend a day with anyone, who would it be?frank ocean cuz im in love w his persona and its probably extremely close to who he is

38. do you like anons? why or why not?yeah i love them. it’s only ever frustrating when they say some shit like “i wanna be friends” then never tell me who they are like uhhh how we spose to link up den bih reveal urself

39. what is the nicest thing someone has ever said about you?i can’t remember the nicest thing but one time my assistant director was on the phone w my boss and she was praising tf out of me for consistently doing a good job

40. list the top five things you love about yourself or your life.1. i can watch sister wives whenever i want2. i own a car and can go for really long drives by myself3. i don’t think abt klonopin everyday anymore4. i can afford the meds that work for me and i finally found the meds that work for me5. burgers w eggs on it exist and that is hype

41. have you ever seen the ocean?yessss atlantic asf

thanks chicken i hate your guts

[paginas-en-blanco-for-me]

8/7/18

There’s a reason I named this shit blank pages fml lol more often I feel like I lost it...the capacity to be creative isn’t fulfilled. I’m sad lol. And I’m okay with that. I’m actually doing fine actually I’m not and I shouldn’t pretend. I work my ass off to stay alive and be happy at the same time. To live and not survive. It works most of the time. This moment though...not my happiest. It’s late and duh I gotta be sad and think about every single problem right? Lololol. I keep looking for a project in people. I need another focus. All my close relationships have been a project seriously and when I get rid of them who else do I have to focus on but me? Shits raw. Shits real. Brings it all out. I have people to help. It eats at me...it’s like an addiction fucking self destructive. I know I’m not alone but god does it feel like it. I’m so so so thankful for the great friends I do have and I’m glad they haven’t seen the toxic shit in my life. They make me so happy and I make sure they know that. Thank you god for them. They are far from perfect and sometimes I question myself regarding them lmao. But they love me I matter to them even if I don’t believe it sometimes. All the planets are fucked rn making the world crazy asf. So many people dying, breaking up, getting in relationships, and LOTS of crying and questioning about their own life. It’s cool though. Pain is progress in this situation. Be kind to everyone they need it. Even if they’re jerks show them how. I wish it came naturally to be but damn am I a Bitch straight outta hell😂 life is so weird rn hard to handle...I just need a project something that gets me excited to wake up. Never thought I’d say this but I miss tf outta school. I actually miss the stress and deadlines. Maybe I’d be perfect for vet school. I can’t wait. I can’t wait to prove to myself and all the self doubt that I could be successful this whole time. Cheers to August. Cheers to family and friends bless them. Cheers to new beginnings. 🥂♥️ much love boo 😘 if you’re reading this and you aren’t me please kindly fuck off you’re not welcome in my life 👋🏼 worry bout you honey