#and all LATAM

[cozymochi]

I had a bad day, so I compiled the few NRC boys I have. Also corrections were made on all three both visually (because I made too many errors before that I missed🤦) and info wise because I made minor changes (so if there’s contradictions, that’s why.) I should have updated Emilio’s render altogether because it’s pretty old compared to the latter two, but I don’t feel like it.

But, I’ll link Emilio, Cecil, and Nyoka’s original posts anyway, since they include a bunch of expressions I still like and convey the vibes™️ better. That, and for my own self-reference. Okay, I will no longer spam or clog up the dash with these things. Also credit to @oddberryshortcake cuz the boys are also semi collaborative 🤭 uhh, that’s it.

Ko-fi

[teddtheweeb]

Miku Veracruzana!! (*´꒳`*)

[slutforpringles]

nahhhhhhhh this is fucking HILARIOUS 😂😂😂 | via

[sadaveniren]

Things we as a fandom have moved on too quickly from in recent years:

All Along confirming baby Larrie

Louis actively posting he hung out in the queer space at Glastonbury

I can’t think of any more but tbh those two things live rent free in my head now and absolutely would have exploded fandom a decade ago

If you have more feel free to add them

Okay the Umbro shirt was pretty wild too

[erotica-desgracia333]

Me sentí bonita.. ₍ꕤᐢ..ᐢ₎

[rosesandalfazemas]

OH YOU DIDNT PACOCA WHAT IS THIS AMAZING THING!!! I laughted SO SO loud!!! it was exactly as I imagined him when we just talked in the reblogs. The sneaky Martin there was and amazing addition too and then just... sjdnasjdkajn everything is so headcanon for me!

OMG OMG this day is fantastic first the ask and now Pacoca what is happening askdnaskjdnjkas.

Thans thanks a LOT for taking time of yours today to do this, and in the cellphone! you're really talented my dear! it was really funny to read it and I will keep it with me forever ;A;

(POV. Scotland would have been added that is tartan, so we all know who had the preference hahahaha)

From now on, that would be known the inmafous miniskirt. And many will fall )?? Funny because this was not planned when I chose the color I swear it in Argentina we have a very popular cumbia song of our cumbia folklore called Pollera Amarilla; and he would play it for trolling XD. Also Port adding him for JUST putting a scene with Arthur? MARVELLOUS. "A todos los vuelvo locos con mi pollera amarilla"

HAHAHAHAAH. oh god i love this fandom

Mr. Portugal Wants Attention

A small drabble inspired by @rosesandalfazemas 's post. Tw for saucy talk

Portugal wasn't much a fan of casually wearing feminine clothes. Like France, who would sometimes arrive at meetings or business dinners wearing a fine tailored dress. But he couldn't deny the appeal of a miniskirt. He loved the tight ones that hugged his curves perfectly. During his errands he saw this one, black with yellow patterns. The fabric was soft and looked like it would fit him pretty well.

He bought it and was happy to be right. The skirt fits like a glove. And was quite mini. It was very easy to see his underwear if he didn't sit straight. He admired how his legs and ass looked in the mirror. Maybe England would love to see how it looks too. He picks his phone and takes a picture. Perfect.

But before he could send it, a naughty thought crossed his mind. He looked too good in it to just share it with his marido. It would be unfair to deprive his other lovers of this view. But deep down, he knew, it had little to do with what was fair or not, but more to do with his ego. He could use some praising today.

Portugal opens his messages app and creates a group chat. Going through his contacts he selects England and few more others. He smirks while giving it a name. Lion's Den. Because he felt like a delicious piece of meat to be thrown at it. Group chat created, it was time to feed them.

———

England was watering his lilies when his phone vibrates on his pocket. He pays no mind to it, he was a busy man, of course he would be flood by notifications. But it started to become insistent. England finishes his chore and picks up the phone. Worried about a possible crisis that needed his attention. It wasn't, but still needed his attention.

He was added to a new group that was already being flood with messages. His eyes almost jumping from the sockets when he sees Portugal's photo. He was beautifully dressed, and by his smile quite enjoying his own reflection on the mirror. And under it a small text “Enjoy ;)". Followed by a heated discussion between what it seemed to be France and Spain.

[Spain] you're all so stupid! He just wanted to show off! You guys are feeding his ego!

[France] I don't mind it. In fact I should pay him a visit and do it in person ;)

[Spain] smh

[Netherlands] and why are you still here feeding his ego?

[France] indeed Mon Cher why are you still here >w>

[Spain] MIND YOUR BUSINESS! AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE NED??;?!

[Netherlands] because I was added and wanna see more ass your excuse?

[France] oh my so honest 🤭

England finally intervenes would you fuckers kindly fuck off?

No surprise that the first to answer was France.

[France] kick me out then love ;)

[Spain] how does it feels to be a corno pirata jajaja

[England] enjoy just wanking off dumbasses, maybe I will do a live of me taking that skirt off for your pleasure

[France] luckily for you that I don't mind sharing uwu

[England] LUCKILY FOR YOU THAT IM NOT RIGHT HERE TO CHOKE YOU DAMN FROG

[France] OOOH KINKY <3

[Netherlands] have you guys checked the contacts of this group?

[England] why does it matter?

[Netherlands] maybe not for you but for @spain

[Spain] me?

[Netherlands] why your brat in this chat?

[Spain] ¿Que?

----Argentina leaves the chat----

[Spain] ¿¿¿¿QUE?????

[France] LMAAAOOOO

Portugal was having the most of fun being just a spectator. Until he receives a call. He picks up promptly

"Argentina?!" Shouts an angry England.

"What? I was just curious to see why the kid caught your attention" Portugal answers unbothered.

"It was a one time thing I've told you that!"

"And I just tested him once. You do have good taste amor."

"You're a whore" there's no more anger in England's voice, it sounds hoarse with desire "and needy. I will have to pay you a visit so you won't have to beg for attention anymore."

"Then hurry, or I will have to call someone to substitute you tonight." Portugal smirks and hangs up. Not even bothering to give his husband the time to answer. He wasn't completely serious about it, but it was fun teasing the man. He just hopes the skirt could survive intact after tonight.

[manualamadrugada]

Latino character in usamerican movies: hey let's go get some comida. ay dios I miss my abuelita, she always made me some great tamales while we watched telenovelas together😞 wow what a nice clima we're having. I'm so jealous of you, white usamerican protagonist, for being born in America, the greatest country of all time. I'm so enojada that I was born in a poor shithole país, but at least now that I'm here in the land of the free I can fulfill my life long dream of buying a dishwasher and going to mc donalds

[braverytattoos]

[cecoeur]

so slim isn't covering those lost bonuses?...damn | via

[justthinkingaboutlouis]

Louis answering a fan's question - What advise would you give young Louis of the past and what would you ask of older Louis in the future?

FITFWT LATAM PROMO - LOS40 Argentina - 06.04.2024

[bunbunsheart]

any oomfs with spare money wanna donate to my paypal so i can buy myself a birthday gift? u3u

[sailorsally]

remember when they got married in a cathedral in Mallorca?

[titsthedamnseason]

WE’VE MADE IT…..to LA N6, the very last of the six night eras tour LA extravaganza and the end of the eras tour US for quite a while 💔 but this is all the more reason to go all out with the surprise song game!! please put your guesses in the tags / replies and if you have any theories about special changes or surprises you think might be in the works feel free to guess them too and everything who’s right gets a shoutout 😊 GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!

my guesses are the very first night and peace !! 🩷

[darkfictionjude]

Jude we don't talk about cojones en latam

As someone who grew up in a place with much cultural exchange I use and borrow words from all places

Truth be told I’ve heard Latinos say cojones before more like as something to just randomly say instead of as a common word in their vocabulary

[r0entgen]

After 5 months of getting full blown panic attacks whenever I thought of logging into this account, I finally mustered up the courage to open Tumblr today and let you guys know that the Venezuelan regime, not satisfied with having blocked all DNS addresses known to mankind, as well as random sites like Canva (because they hate people making antichavista flyers and memes... or having jobs), have decided to officially start restricting access to messaging apps such as Telegram, which can only be accessed now by using a VPN.

Do not be surprised if you can't reach us via Whatsapp either, soon.

Wish us luck.

[erotica-desgracia333]

Ignore my scars :''