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Joe Biden, coherently and normally: I have three issues to speak about. First, the NATO conference went well. Second, the economy is back on track and inflation is down. Third, my proposal for a ceasefire in Gaza is moving forward. Any questions?
The media: Did You Know That You Are Old
#zero voters benefited from them asking this question#but a thousand media ceos evidently were frothing at the mouth to find out the answer#it was literally the first 5 questions. are they well#us politics#biden 2024#mine
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kaladin and szeth do have a few things in common. for one thing they are both people who, when asked what their "body count" is, would start listing people they've killed
#except kaladin would be like 'it's impossible to determine a number... battle is so chaotic... does any soldier know the true count of the#lives he has taken at war? how cheaply we hold men's lives that we can kill them and not even know the weight of what we've destroyed'#and szeth would be like 'i've killed 10535 people and each one is a nail i'm driving directly into my eye 👍'#then whoever asked the question is like 'i mean how many people have you slept with' and they're both like 'oh. zero'#stormlight archive#szeth son son vallano#kaladin stormblessed
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[Click here to view all my Transformers stuff in the order in which I posted it, so you can experience me slowly lose my mind in chronological order.]
#starscream#zeropro#found out i can pin posts now#at some point in the future i will make a post (or edit this post) listing all the comics in timeline order#but this will hopefully be helpful for newcomers to my blog#how did this happen how did we get here#i honestly didnt expect to create so much transformers content when i started drawing starscream#blorbo effect#this isnt an ask blog because my intention isnt to role play the characters and have them directly answer questions#but the asks do help spark ideas sometimes#zero the red wolf
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Yuugang definitely hides behind Yami when they get spooked
#yugi’s technically in front but he’s in the puzzle so he gets a pass#long time no yugioh#!!!#alliebirb art#doodles#this in part comes from watching coryxkenshin play amenti#(ancient egyptian tomb horror game)#and imagining them making yami play it while they hide their eyes and scream at every jumpscare#meanwhile yami will at most jolt slightly and most of the time it’s just from jono’s yell#‘so do you think this has good accuracy?’#yami knowing remembering literally zero and now questioning if his dead body is gonna get up and move around: ‘i… suppose?’#anyways get yourself an ancient egyptian guard dog#yugioh#yami yugi#jonouchi katsuya#yugi muto#honda hiroto#anzu mazaki#miho nosaka
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we need to normalize attaching this image to literally every single post on the internet in 2025
#like legitimately I think everyone would benefit from an omnipresent reminder to doubt#my twitter algorithm got fucked over and it pushing me discourse instead of art for some reason#and it’s just like… what is even the state of social media right now..#any literally who can saying ’breaking!:’ and type any shit they want then get 90k interactions#and there’s like zero people questioning it in the comments#then there’s people with like funny story posts that are using easily findable images
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nico rosbergs reaction to seeing lewis hamiltons post race interview
#if anyone cares#sky germany has zero regards for his feelings & is always asking him the wildest questions about lewis#today they ask what advice he‘d give charles since he knows how lewis is as a teammate#he was not amused#got the whole clip but it‘s like 10 min so way too long for tumblr & in german#will figure it out translate & upload asap#f1#formula one#formula 1#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#brocedes#mercedes amg petronas#abu dhabi gp 2024#sky germany
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gale is just like me in the sense that he’s a chronic yapper who loves deeply and has a somewhat unreliable moral compass and some kind of poorly concealed god complex but also because at the first minor inconvenience he can and will threaten to kill himself
#sometimes gale has zero reaction (approval/disapproval) for amoral acts that the party would normally react to#which is real of him#but also its fun to mess with him post netherese orb reveal#tease him by saying he was Ok in bed and he goes “oh. alright. what if i killed myself. what then”#hes just like me fr#some of his lines are a bit staggering because of that actually because i know ive said similar stuff before#in particular “i question the wisdom of that decision buuut so be it :/”#i love him#gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3#bg3 gale#bg3 gale dekarios#baldur's gate#baldurs gate#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate iii#baldur's gate iii#baldur's gate gale#baldurs gate 3 gale#the wizard of waterdeep
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it caught my eye that the "would you live in your dream house but you have to be with Big Scary Spider" poll had reblogs disabled and wanted to see what op was up to and they are basically reinventing the dying white baby make-a-wish slur hypothetical over there

#i scrolled a little and this blog is so many shitty polls. usually using a twitter meme or some other stolen post and asking a question#so like double engagement bait for the price of zero worthwhile posts
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what's a character you want to draw but haven't yet? (As an artist mine is Daisy from girl interrupted)

There ya go!
#I appreciate the question!!#usually I have zero impulse control and do what I want but I never got around to snake#I haven’t played the games or anything I just think he’s cute#hey you should take this as a sign that you should draw daisy!#add to the post 🫡#my art#ask#metal gear solid#solid snake#mgs
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Wanted to do some traditional art, now my hand is full of lead like the good old days
#megaman x#art#x mega man#zero megaman#traditional art#sketch#zerox#xzero#had to hide the fact i was drawing gay robots from my mom#thank god for Zero's questionable design
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There is no time limit on this post. Even after the poll is over, please continue to share pieces of your WoL(s) and OCs in the tags and comments. It's been a lot of fun seeing where people have placed their characters within the narrative. I don't care if the poll's been over for a month, if this floats up your dash and you want to share, do it. There is no deadline on when you can share the story of your character
#ffxiv#final fantasy xiv#polls#ffxiv wol#wol questions#ffxiv spoilers#wol ramblings#Riona was away from MSQ starting after Ultima Thule until after Fell Court of Troia#she was staying at House Fortemps recovering from her injuries and wanted peace and quiet#The Scions are more than willing to take care of things on their own for a while#Estinien recruited G'raha Y'shtola and Urianger to follow the map himself#It's to everyone's dismay the peace was shortlived when they found a voidsent who seemed to know them#and more distresssingly knew Riona's name and would not let them further into the 13th without her present#Y'shtola went to Ishgard to discuss it in person with her#Riona recognized the voidsent she described as Zenos' avatar and reluctantly accepted she would have to return to the fight#Riona was incredibly distrusting of Zero until she realized Zero was just as much a victim of Zenos as anyone else
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@zenb0ii i am never immune to Mikey-in-a-pretty-outfit propaganda o7


anyways CONGRATS ON 2K ZEN!!!! owner of the prettiest art style ever mwah 🧡
#zen2kdtiys#rottmnt mikey#my art#unrelated but this outfit gives off so much tboy swag and i LOVE IT#like i would wear this#zero questions asked
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Courtney: I thought you’d quit again? Oscar: No one likes a quitter, Cookie. [Courtney hummed in faint disapproval] Oscar: I could take up some more nefarious things instead? Courtney: Yeah, no. … Oscar: What’s on your mind? Courtney: This n’ that. Oscar: Do I gotta tickle it out of you? ‘Cause I’m still due a little payback. Courtney: [sighs] I’ve been thinking about trying to find out who my parents were. Oscar: Seriously? Courtney: Maybe, yeah. Oscar: Wha-… Courtney: I don’t wanna talk about it. Oscar: Bu-… Courtney: Nope.
#ts4#sims 4#simblr#ts4 story#sims story#forever in between#fib#oscar finch#courtney finch#ough.. cookie 🥺#oscar knows she'll talk about it more when she's ready and he knows her better than to poke but GAH!#she hardly EVER talks about her childhood#i'm sure he has a million questions#patience tho oscy.. patience#we'll see what the future holds soon enough..........#that's me announcing a lil break..#probably#u kno me tho we'll see#i do kinda wanna get a big chunk/arc of the next part mostly done before i post but i also have zero patience so who knows#need to update etc too#but am also q'ing this almost two weeks in advance so who can say what future becca is up to#neway.. i have a lil teaser type scene planned then it'll be new arc/chapter time weeeeeeee#����♀️🧡
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What have you seen in the difference in 5-on-5 year over year? What’s up? 5-on-5, year over year, what do you see different? I don’t know, I mean - what do you mean? I don’t know.
Like even strength. Yeah, what about it?
#this is one of my FAVE post games ever.#like why are they interviewing him while he’s still actively undressing?? ripping off tape and removing his hockey socks and shin guards#the way he pauses and puts thought into a couple of the questions instead of a quick rote answer#but then he haaaates the vibe of this one guy lmao. zero patience for him. snippy passive aggressive!#‘what’s up?’ = enunciate and project your voice better if you want me to answer#‘I don’t even know what that means’ = I think you have a stupid question#‘yeah what about it?’ = my patience is wearing thin and you’re just saying words right now#and then randomly they start shining a BRIGHT LIGHT DIRECTLY ONTO HIS FACE#genuinely insane#jack hughes
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Peacocking noun [u]
1. Ostentatious dress or behaviour employed by a man in an attempt to impress women.
… or another man.
#obnoxiously fashionable ego andy#also didn’t label it but the left eye of the mask has a small question mark tail#edward nygma#what you think he wouldn’t wear this? fuck you this is my design I make the rules#edward nashton#the riddler#riddler#batman rogue redesign#character design#riddler design#fanart#zero year riddler#gotham riddler#digital illustration#creaman#vinegarclown#glitter suit inspired by his one fit in gotham#vclownverse
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im in actual tears, thanks
#zenless zone zero#harumasa asaba#wise#belle#brain dump#shipping aside i just know both belle and wise have a soft spot for harumasa#i think they can relate to the feeling of looking up to someone and see someone as your family all your life only for them to disappear#leaving too many conflicting questions#*head in hands*
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