#and a secret third thing 🤫

[demongrunge]

🛳️🚈🚌

[softpastelqueer]

Edgy white gays love doing two things:

sharing screenshots of their “clapbacks” on Grindr where they’re just rude to randos

being sexist to women they don’t like and calling them slurs but in a Campy™️ way

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

hey girl ummm truth is derived from self 🌠

[cogs-incorporated]

can we choose if the flunky lives or dies?

[killuasghost]

SLICES OF LIFE # ！︎

↠︎ plot + warnings: hcs on college!jjk men with f!reader roommate and their many adventures with one another!

↠︎ featuring: nanami, toji, choso, gojo, and geto

↠︎ continuing my college!jjk series and we're starting with this! i love the idea of reader having her own relationship with the boys and vice versa!

➞︎ it isn't often that you guys get to go on adventures together.

➞︎ most of the time its a bunch of mini side quests with one another at different times.

➞︎ when you have afternoon classes, gojo and geto are usually finishing up their day as well.

➞︎ which turns into the three of you taking the train into tokyo, blowing gojo's money on sweets and food.

➞︎ sometimes you guys catch a car meet on the off chance y'all end up on that side of town when its happening (a/n: i hc the group to be into cars but geto, toji, and choso are the biggest gear heads)

➞︎ some days, you and nanami spend mornings together.

➞︎ mostly spent in the nooks and crannies of libraries or by the window in a bakery/cafe.

➞︎ sometimes, when you guys have book club, he'll put together a picnic for the two of you.

➞︎ there's a garden with a bunch of Japanese maple trees that the two of you found once.

➞︎ it's y'all's secret third spot. 🤫

➞︎ surprisingly, choso started tagging along with you to toji's practices/matches after a couple months of you doing it.

➞︎ while you were focused on the 'pr' side of things for the boxer, choso took on the role of sparring partner.

➞︎ so now, you had not one, but two gym bros on your hands as choso started hitting the gym srsly.

➞︎ don't worry, it's not always a fist fight with those guys.

➞︎ choso is always finding some new spot to try, mostly art or herbal shops, and toji drives while you tag along for the ride.

➞︎ meanwhile, toji's always finding some mountain to hike! gd its exhausting keeping up with him sometimes!

➞︎ but they're the only two to stick around for when you have your 'bring it on' marathon, so you endure :)

➞︎ geto is in the tattoo shop late at night some weekends and whenever you're available, you pop a squat on the comfy futon he has in his space and chill.

➞︎ he appreciates the company whenever he's working on a client after hours or working hard on designing a new piece.

➞︎ he uses you as a gauge for when he's been working too long. if you've been silent for more than an hour, he knows it's time to wrap it up.

➞︎ gojo is a slut for his monthly massages. he got you one as a birthday gift one year and y'all have been going together ever since.

➞︎ he's always the one you're trying bazaar shit with. cos why tf did he fire up the private jet just so the two of you could visit the blue lagoon.

➞︎ in ICELAND btw

➞︎ toji secretly likes to cook.

➞︎ like loves to cook actually.

➞︎ you only found out when it was just the two of you at home one weekend (nanami on a business retreat with geto, gojo visiting his family (begrudgingly he says), and choso went camping with his brother's) and toji threw down after the joint sesh y'all had.

➞︎ i mean the spread was spreadin'

➞︎ he swore you to secrecy, cooking was smth he didn't want the other's taking advantage of (he's just scared of rejection ((that wouldn't happen)) 🙄).

➞︎ one time y'all took a dessert class and learned to make matcha swiss rolls 🤤

➞︎ toji looked cute in his lil apron and hat ;)

➞︎ choso invites you to art exhibits with him and drags you along to the newest infrastructure being built in the city

➞︎ there's a local pottery/glass blowing shop in downtown Sendai, that the two of you frequent to make clay pottery.

➞︎ at some point, choso designs the most beautiful sculpture out of clay and all of you show up for he showcases it at his first art show!

➞︎ you were the sculpture

➞︎ every once in awhile you guys link up for a group activity.

➞︎ its usually toji's fights but most recently you guys went to the opera!!!

➞︎ geto somehow ended up on stage for a brief moment but that's a story for another time cause 😅

FREE PALESTINE, CONGO, SUDAN, EVERYWHERE !!!!

[bilbob963]

Weird theory but hear me out…

What if… when Jax holds his breath he can teleport to where ever he places his mind like under the maps or in other characters rooms or somewhere he’s able to get keys, I dunno I mean, maybe that’s why he won’t share coz maybe there would be a lot of questions and possible arguments if the others knew? And a lot of ‘things could have been easier if…’

Maybe that’s what the drawing of him throwing up means, one thing he can’t get out of haha but if so maybe this secret will be used later on in one of the episodes like his for example And by looks Pomni is gonna be having a 1 to 1 with each character, learning something personal and having an heart to heart whilst trapped so if in Jax’s episode if this is case they both end up trapped or stuck somewhere maybe that’s when he’ll reveal it her and probably believes he can trust her with his secret 🤫 but we have two episodes until then so we dunno 🤷‍♀️

loving episode 1,2,3 so far even tho I near enough crapped myself with the third one 🤣🤣🤣 I think I get more excited for the music tho haha proper obsessed with knock, knock who cares - digital hallucinations - somebody reall. Brilliant songs with such a good meaning…and the one piece of music when kinger and Pomni held their breaths and walked, that was beautiful ❤️

Well done gooseworx and the crew, you have delivered once again 👏👍😆

[peachym00]

✨new fic alert✨

✨14k✨ ch 1 of 2 ❗️graphic depictions of violence❗️explicit❗️secret relationship 🤫 falling in love💘 part of a series👨‍👨‍👦

Venice is five years old when Pete saves his life. Vegas is twenty-five years old when he realises that love doesn't have to be painful. And Macau just wants his senior year of school to end so he can finally come home from boarding school.

The day that Pete and the other few innermost privileged guards are informed that Gun has become a father to a son for the third time, he doesn’t have much–if any– hope for the poor thing. The worst thing that man could be given is yet another son. But the universe is cruel, it seems. Besides praying for the tiny mite to have a fighting chance, he doesn’t give the kid further thought. No one is permitted to share the information. Nothing more is said about him. Approximately four years later, Pete wanders into the bodyguard canteen on his rare tea break to find a small child sitting alone, frowning at a milk carton. As he walks closer, he spots a man several metres away wearing typical minor family guard fashion. And combined with the kid's uncanny resemblance to Vegas, Pete realises precisely who he is. Venice Theerapanyakul. Four years old. Third son of Gun Theerapanyakul.

[thescaryhyperfem]

sttgender / secret third thing gender / secret third gender

for people who have, are and/or identify as a secret third thing... 🤫

may be used by people who don't identify as either male or female, people who don't want to reveal their gender publicly, etc. Can be taken as a xenogender or not I don't care

[merakiui]

would u still happen to have ur twst dick size tier list (thats so awkward to actually type omg) 😭😭 I've been thinking about it and I know you've done it before but it was a few months back iirc </3

also ... on the tier list note, have u done a "chest or ass (or a third thing)" chart on the twst guys yet 👀

Here it is!!! :D and a chest or ass list!!! Omg that's very fun. I should preface this by saying that, while it isn't noted on the list, Jade also likes a secret third thing (footjobs), but you did not hear that from me........ 🤫

In any case, here is my very humble opinion:

[powerbottomeminem]

Year of Ambition!

In 2024 I'm planning to write for three projects. I hope you join me in the smutty, heartbreaking, queer stories I'll put to the page.

Love is Ǝvil

Finally, "Love is Ǝvil" is completed! 🥳 It took me four years and over half a million words, but it's done. Almost. I still have four short stories about Marshall and Nicolas I want to write. About how Eminem and MGK start dating, about Marshall and Ryan and their very complicated relationship, about Marshall finally coming out to the public.

Keep an eye on the series: My Nightmare I Woke Up To (on Ao3).

Flip the Coin, Bitch!

Guess who's back? Bunny girl Marshall and his omega antics, that's who. The story gets a complete overhaul! 🤩 It's still about Marshall and Nicolas softly falling in love and about Marshall figuring out the flavor of queer he is. Additionally, badass shark Roronoa Zoro hits the scene. He has to decide what he's going to do after high school and oh boy, none of the options look good.

Keep an eye on the story: Flip the Coin, Bitch! (on Ao3)

Secret Third Thing

🤫 Not gonna tell you yet.

(It'll be about pirates. If and when I blog about it, you'll find it here: PowerBottom Zoro (on Tumblr).)

[critdeeznuts]

not listening to willy, not listening to the kiddads, but a secret third thing 🤫

[toldasor]

Let's settle this

[alyjojo]

October 🌹 2024 Monthly - Pisces

Preshuffle: An ex or a soon to be-ex is eagerly running towards a repeated karmic cycle of their same Knight of Wands antics. You know this already - The High Priestess. Or it’s a secret 🤫 Yours?

Meditation: This is some intense…spiritual energy. I’m seeing someone unwrapping several different things, kind of like gifts, but it’s more like things wrapped up to be put away. It’s been in storage, you’re unwrapping memories. Unpacking furniture even, some. Some you don’t like anymore, it doesn’t apply, you’ve grown - time to trash it 🗑️ I’m seeing Neptune, your ruler, moving backwards, and it will continue through Dec 7th, this will probably continue to be a process for through that time. Clean up 🧽

Main energy: Ace of Wands

What’s going on in October:

Knight of Wands, Page of Cups, Queen of Pentacles, 2 Cups rev, Queen of Wands

You or your person are dealing with two people. It’s definitely a third party situation, for some it’s romantic, Queen of Wands is whoever “the lover” is. Or the option, may not be a full-on lover but they’re interested and around. Maybe just existing. Could be someone else, could be you.

The intentions or actions of whoever pulled some Knight of Wands - passionate, impulsive, flirty - that kind of behavior is now worried or has you worried about what they’re doing. I see an apology with that, they don’t want to fight, they’re telling you there’s no one else. 5 Swords rev & 7 Cups, no more confusion, no bs, there’s no one else. I’m sorry, forgive me? This could be a parent, teacher, or authority figure of some kind too - an oops from someone who should know better. Dumbassery. But…could be you too so I don’t judge lol 🙃 Family at the bottom shows who this involves or where the focus is/needs to be, some kind of passionate “entanglement” or an outside influence of some kind has or will create conflict in a home/family. Could be your parents fighting, sibling, sibling and their spouse, doesn’t have to be you at all, but you’re over there doing xyz and shit goes down. You’re involved, or present anyway. Could be some kind of drama with your partner’s people too.

Whoever the wife is, or the main partner, this is Queen of Pentacles. You or someone else idk. That person is getting the offer, the apology, the “baby please I’m sorry” speal, and someone is leaving behind a lover or cutting them off - 2 Cups rev & Queen of Wands. Now it could just be some attractive person they chat with at the grocery checkout, twice now, and y’all don’t go to Kroger anymore because fuck you & that, grow up 😆 It depends on the level of the crime - where this goes. Could be related to work too, someone attractive at work or some kind of flirty something. That’s ending.

Advice for Pisces:

The Devil & The Emperor. Assuming you’re not The Emperor, then this person is under a lot of pressure, having to fight their own demons and bs. Some may have cheated. Some toed the line of some scandalous bs. This can all can be your partner being all smiley with your kid’s principal at school, is it harmless or not? Are they just not thinking? For someone that’s the case. It’s up to you to draw the lines and take control of a situation with The Emperor. Or, could be the law for someone. Police even. Someone is sorry in any case, but not every issue here is worth forgiving, it’s case by case. Some are a deep level of betrayal, others nooo they were just smiling a lot, the story was funny. Or they say that 💯 Some of you are the lovers or the third person & on the whole other side of this issue, you’re being left behind by someone immature & impulsive that didn’t know wtf they were getting into with you. They’re trying to clean up their pride and whatever mess they made. Mask & Saving seem to cut right to the point, is this something worth saving? For them/you. Could be a whole job even, if this was a work affair, or a story that’s similar to that. Either you’re the one controlling a toxic situation, setting boundaries, you need to, or someone may be using authority as a way to control you. Or that’s switched. Or the law gets involved 👮 because that’s definitely here for someone. If someone is into drugs or something, this isn’t a good omen for getting away with things. Unless you’re the one calling. Someone could have a boss that’s sexually harassing them or out of line in some toxic way. Could just be your dad causing some chaos at home this month.

Signs you may be dealing with:

Aries, Cancer, Aquarius, Scorpio & Gemini

Oracle: ✨

Mask 🎭

Deception - Pretending - Inconstancy

Saving 💰

Preservation - Collection - Meanness

17 Flash

A creative flash of inspiration will come to you and quickly give you the perfect solution.

We enter into October as:

Pistachio 🎩

“I’ve got all I could ever need, right here.”

Excuses. Excuses. Excuses. They can begin to snowball. Pistachio wants you to live the life that he can’t seem to participate in. He is saying “Stop waiting for the right time to live your life!” This isn’t the dress rehearsal, it’s the real thing. You could be on the verge of something big, and if you don’t participate, you’re going to watch it pass you by. Don’t let anything prevent you from taking a chance. It is important to do what you love to do, but are you letting new experiences in? Or are you in a comfort zone that’s leading nowhere? Doing the same thing and expecting something different is not likely. The time is now to take a risk, talk to people, show up for life! Live now! Don’t wait another day.

What is to be learned in October:

Shadow Grey Storm ⛈:

“I can no longer hold your secrets.”

In the most direct way, Shadow Grey Storm is about taking responsibility and not blaming others for your situation in life. This Storm was created to clear away the debris preventing us from moving forward. It could be something you are angry about (but have chosen to bury) is about to be re-revealed to you. This is an inevitable awakening, whether by conscious choice or not, you cannot hide and move forward at the same time. While this comes without judgement, it brings judgement day. Whether it is a pleasant experience or not, you will feel an awakening, a refreshing release from your bonds. This is a blessing. No matter the background, we all have secrets we hide. Your best protection is honesty. The rays of light in Shadow Grey Storm are piercing knowledge and hidden truth, and there is a great discovery coming to you too.

Grey may be a lucky color 🩶

[graysongraysoff]

can you do the trio for the chart. i want to know what ur hcs and stuff are 🤫

yes!!! yes i can!!!!

now i know this looks bad for mugen and it is but it's like

he is basard (affectionate)

i hate him, but with love

does that make sense?

anyway all of this is to say: pls jin just give me a chance i'm begging u,

edit: that illegible writing on jin's sheet says "not some guy nor protag but a secret third thing" lol