#and a lil banana pudding snack :)

[army-of-bee-assassins]

went to the farmer's market this morning. have purchased an absurd amount of fresh produce that i may or may not get through before it all goes bad.

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I'm going on a little picnic with my friends next week! i thought you might have good ideas about what to bring (since you post about food and talk about working at a park)...any recommendations?

oh fun! yea here's some ideas:

pita chips & hummus

tuna salad or chicken salad + crackers

bowl of cut up fruits (whatever's in season where ur at idk)

snack cakes, u know the lil packaged ones u can get at the grocery store

lemonade or iced coffee or iced tea

banana pudding cups + u can bring graham crackers to crumble into those too bc i bet that'd be rlly good

popsicles (BRING A COOLER btw u need a cooler or something if u take my advice and plan to be out there a while, unless it's already cold where u are rn)

cookies, brownies, etc

yall could grill out if ur park is anything like the one i work at, like, hamburgers or hotdogs or w/e, kebabs even, that'd be good

baby carrots, celery, bell peppers + ranch dressing to dip them in

[xoelands]

get to know me - useless info edition

i was tagged by @ papermint-airplane , thank you so much  ♡

what do you have under your bed?

ahh, i live in a pretty small studio, i would barely call it a studio but oh well, sooo i have a luggage full of my summer clothes + a big box full of summer shoes. i also put my landlord’s old stuff (like bath mats etc) under there since i didn’t want them around. 

favorite candy?

i’m not much of a candy person lol. so i will just write my fav snacks. i reallly realllly love sunbites sweet chili and walkers salt and vinegar. cadbury puds give me so muuuuch of joy for a chocolate specially now it is almost christmas. when i’m back in my home country, my fav crisps are always from çerezza. i miss them so much rn. 

describe your favorite shirt.

it is a pink envelope shirt with verrrry thin stripes. the hems are also wide, it looks so cute with jean skirts. 

the last thing you drew/doodled was:

i made a lil illustrations of a grumpy cat carrying an umbrella when it is raining apples lol. 

are you completely sober rn?

yup, unless a cup of cinnamon tea can be considered as addiction  ♡

what's one thing that annoys you more than anything?

hmmmm i get annoyed pretty much easily on daily basis, but especially when ppl do not respect boundaries. 

have you ever gotten your tongue stuck to a cold pole during winter?

whaat, lol no. but who knows what might happen in the future. completely unrelated but there was a time i stepped on a banana peel and slipped. if not for my best friend, i’m pretty sure i would be on ground in pain and more in embarrasment. 

if you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be?

probably lisbon? i have the fondest memories there, so... 

what was the last single word you spoke?

i just said good night to my parents bc we have like three hour difference and didn’t talk since then bc i live alone. 

[mypimpademia]

Valentines Day HC's

Taishiro (fatgum) x black!reader, Bokuto x black!reader, Levi x black!reader

TW: Swearing

Note: I'm late w this bc I procrastinate but I hope yall like this💖

Yall are in quarantine for taishiros bc I thought it'd be a nice lil spin. And a modern au for Levi

I dont claim any pictures used! The pictures belong to the original posters

Thank you to @photosbyameil (aka thee bokuto expert) for helping be on bokutos part💖

TAISHIRO.

You will have the absolute sweetest valentines day ever, literally and figuratively

Hes gonna go all out (as much as he can at least, considering you're in quarantine)

You do a gift swap make little baskets for each other🥺

Full of candy, snacks, gift cards, and other little trinkets

You made them be each other favorite colors too

Yours for Tai would be something like this:

He'd eat every edible thing in the box in a heart beat, and that's how you know he's appreciative of it

His for you would be something like these (more tailored to your liking and in your favorite color if you dont like these of course):

And if you like to get your hair and nails done he'll throw in some packs of braiding hair, crochets, wigs or whatever you do, with some cash

You'd make a nice lil dinner together, consisting of both of your favorite foods and lots of soul food too (you got him hooked)

All of it would be homemade, Taishiro most likely knows how to cook really well considering how much he eats so he would love to make anything with you

You make a huge dinner together, one that will leave you with weeks of leftovers

After dinner, Taishiro runs a nice bath for the both of you (or just you if you dont like that)

Dim lights, candles, bubbles in the bath, rose petals, soft towels and robes, and champagne (or something different if you dont drink champagne)

If you get in together, it's gonna be so soft and one of the most vulnerable moments in your relationship

Holding each other, soft kisses, and Tai will absolutely confess his love for you all over again

If you prefer being in the tub alone, he'll leave you a cute little love note to read while you're in there and go set up a movie

When you get out of the tub and put on some comfy pajamas, you start up a movie together

For dessert you eat your gift baskets together (and lowkey steal from each others)

You eventually crash on the couch, you knock out first because Tais use to staying up from late night patrols

He realizes you forgot your bonet/scarf so he carries you to the room and puts it on for you :)

The next day his final gift to you is doing your hair, because he can do hair and you cant change my mind <3

"Happy Valentines Day, gumdrop."

BOKUTO.

Hes just the sweetest ball of energy

He makes everything a surprise

Koutaro is probably an early riser, and always wakes up way before you

So you wake up and hes already got a bunch of surprises for you

A giant gift basket full of heart shaped candy boxes, snacks, and a bunch of hair products

And im talkin oils, masks, treatments, shampoos, conditioners, brushes, everything

He got you a cute lil outfit too

When you put it on he just gushes about how good you look in it

Kou takes you to get your hair and nails done (we're gonna act like both of these take no time at all for the sake of this fic)

Then he takes you to get couples manipedis with him, and then a couples massage

Once you finally get back home, Koutaro offers to cook for the both of you

Just the thought of it puts you in distress, because that boy is a mess in the kitchen

But his enthusiasm is what convinces you

Until you smell burning

You end up having to run in the kitchen before he sets it on fire

You teach him how to make all kinds of soul food

For dessert yall probably eat banana pudding or cheesecake for dessert

By the end you end up realizing almost everything you did today was for you, and nothing for him, and wound up feeling really bad, but he says he doesn't want anything

"All I need is you, my baby owl. Happy Valentines Day!"

LEVI.

The most perfect Valentines day ever

He plans everything out to the last detail with not a single mistake

He does your hair for you the day before (he can do any kind of hair, not taking any other opinions)

And takes you to get your nails done too

Buys you some nice clothes that you just assume are for different activities he has planned

But you dont even try guessing, because when levi surprises you, you never know what to expect

Now Levi isn't much of a romantic, but he tries

He probably had to look some stuff up to make this valentines day extra special

When you wake up, he gives you breakfast in bed with a nice cup of tea

And he gives you a cute heart shaped box of candy

After you finish breakfast together, he gives you your next gift

It's a pretty gift basket, wrapped up nicely

It's filled with candy, tiny little trinkets, and hair products

A supply of your usual products, plus those expensive ones you always wanted to try

Later that day, he tells you to put on one of the outfits he bought you

It was just a casual one, something you'd wear out if you were gonna be out for awhile, but not to anywhere special

He takes you to a cute lil Cafe for lunch

It's one of those really aesthetic ones but the food actually tastes as good as it looks

When you get back home from lunch, he'll give you a cute necklace with his name on it

For dinner, he makes you put on another outfit that's much nicer

And he takes you to and fancy restaurant and gets you dinner

When you get home, he tops it off with a nice bath with rose petals, essential oils, candles and all

Quick PSA: Don't go through his search history, he looked everything up because again, damn near emotionally numb and clueless on romance <3

"Happy Valentines Day, Love."

Taglist: @myhoodacademia @katsuflossy @iiminibattlehero @ecao @nnnoya @hawklmaoo @strawberry-ice @mixijima @wolfkid22 @mythiccheroacademia @myfandemons @lilsparkyswife @her-majesty-kiara @mindofess @kqtsukisgf @lalayy @1-800-s1mping

[stargirlfics]

I work at a daycare and I have to check my roll call everyday,, I look at the paper and it says 3/1/21 and I'm like "oh, it's March already?" 😳 lmao so I feel ya on that. But anyways, how's your day going? 💞 Are you taking care of yourself? :3 I had banana cream pudding today, it was yummy! I just wish I had some vanilla wafer cookies with it 😔 would've made it 10x better. Do you have a favorite snack? :)

– 🌱

Right! I’m looking at the calendar like ummm since when lmfao! Craziness!

But I’m doing alright!! It’s sunny and cool where I’m at and class is going well, I have my lab exam and an instrument exam next Thursday and we’re just reviewing for that and I’m just slightly less nervous about it so that’s good!

And yes I’m definitely trying to take care of myself, that’s always been a struggle for me but today I had a good meal before class and even got a smoothie which was yummy it was peach and blueberry! That pudding sounds so good too!

My favorite snack would probably have to be fruit snacks omgg I could destroy a box of fruit snacks!

I hope your day is going well lil leafy!! 🥰💕

[consulting-celiac-in-the-tardis]

55 Healthy Gluten Free Dessert Recipes for the Holidays

New blog post! Now that Thanksgiving has passed, it's socially acceptable to fully embrace alll the holiday spirit...and all the holiday food. That's why I'm ringing in December with a round-up of 55 delicious and healthy gluten free dessert recipes for the holidays! These gluten free desserts certainly aren't "health food" but I scoured the blogosphere for gluten free desserts that have slightly healthier twists, like hidden veggies, mostly whole-food ingredients or lower amounts of sugar. Plus, this round-up includes plenty of keto, paleo, vegan, low carb, dairy free and egg free dessert options...so whatever your dietary needs or desires this holiday season, you can still find a yummy gluten free holiday recipe to celebrate with!

And if you do decide to leave out one of these 55 gluten free holiday desserts for Santa instead of your usual sugar cookies, I'm sure he wouldn't complain...

1. Pumpkin Spice Cream Danish (Keto, Refined Sugar Free) - Keen For Keto

This gluten free danish features mozzarella as one of its surprise ingredients, and is not only keto but also refined sugar free.

2. No-Bake Chocolate Covered Tahini Gingerbread Bars (Vegan, Refined Sugar Free Option) - Moon and Spoon and Yum

You won't believe how decadent nuts, dates and coconut flour can really be!

3. "Mr. Grinch" Berry Banana Bread (Vegan, Oil Free, Refined Sugar Free) - Casey the College Celiac

This super dense, thick and (dare I say) fudgy vegan banana bread is loaded with spinach (for a festive green color!), raspberries and classic Christmas spices like cinnamon and vanilla.

4. Oatmeal Cookies with Chocolate Chips (Vegan, Oil Free) - Nutriciously 

You'll be amazed how delicious gluten free oats, vegan chocolate, peanut butter and a lil' lemon juice can taste together.

5.  Dark Chocolate Hummus (Dairy Free) - Really Are You Serious

Chickpeas just got a sweet and chocolatey makeover.

6. Mock Apple Pie Filling (Keto) - Two Sleevers

It's hard to believe, but this gluten free apple pie recipe actually uses eggplant instead of apples. And according to the recipe's reviews, the swap is pretty dang convincing!

7. Healthy Almond Joy Bars (Vegan) - Crowded Kitchen 

Who needs store-bought candy when you can make your own gluten free and vegan chocolate instead?

8. Carrot Cake Raw Balls (Vegan, Refined Sugar Free) - Simply Healthy Vegan

Use gluten free oat flour and nuts to whip up these snack-sized versions of carrot cake.

9. Almond Thumbprint Cookies - Debra Klein 

Homemade cranberry chia jam take these gluten free Christmas cookies to the next level.

10. Pumpkin Pie with Nut-Free Crust (Paleo, Refined Sugar Free, Dairy Free, Grain Free) - Paleo Gluten Free Guy

You don't need any refined sugar or grains to make a gluten free pumpkin pie that everyone will enjoy.

11. Chocolate Mousse (Paleo) - Cook At Home Mom

This paleo dessert is as vibrant as it is delicious thanks to ingredients like sweet potato and pomegranate seeds.

12. Carrot Cake Cupcakes (Keto) - The Flying Couponer 

These keto cupcakes are moist, tender, and prove that adding some sneaky veggies into your Christmas desserts can create super tasty results. 

13. Healthy Apple Crisp - Hot Pan Kitchen

This gluten free apple crisp features almond meal in its crumble to boost the dessert's fiber and protein.

14. Lemon Mug Cake for One (Grain Free, Keto and Dairy Free Options) - The Helpful GF

This gluten free mug cake is not only sugar free, but it's also high in protein.

15. Secret-Ingredient Chocolate Avocado Truffles with a Kick (Keto, Paleo, & Vegan) - Whole New Mom

Looking for food Christmas gifts? These paleo truffles would make anyone smile.

16. Easy Chocolate Chip Oatmeal Cookies - Natural Deets

This gluten free cookie recipe is given a healthy twist with the addition of banana for some natural sweetening.

17. Dessert Salty Chocolate Pecan Bark (Low Carb, Keto) - Healthy with Jamie

This gluten free holiday dessert only requires three ingredients and you can mix and match different nuts and seeds to make this the bark of your dreams. ;)

18. Christmas Cheesecake (Low Carb) - The Gluten Free Option

This festively-colored cheesecake uses freshly ground almonds to make its cheesecake crus.

19. Sweet Potato Brownies (Vegan) - My Pure Plants

While these brownies certainly aren't superfoods, the sweet potato used in the gluten free brownies and frosting adds Vitamin A and antioxidants.

20. Pecan Pie Bars (Paleo, Egg Free, Refined Sugar Free) - Allergy Free Alaska

If you're craving pecan pie, but want a slightly higher option, these gluten free pecan pie bars should land high up on your to-do list.

21. Fruit Cake (Paleo) - A Sweet Alternative

This is one fruit cake that people will actually want to dig into! Instead of candied fruit, this gluten free dessert features raisins and dates, and also features paleo-friendly ingredients like coconut flour.

22. Chewy Pumpkin Popcorn Balls (Vegan, Refined Sugar Free Option) - Casey the College Celiac

These chewy pumpkin popcorn balls are easy to make and even easier to eat! Plus, they're made with healthy ingredients like banana, dates, coconut flour, popcorn and fall spices.

23. French Silk Pie (Keto, Vegetarian, Refined Sugar Free) - Low Carb Spark

An oreo-like pie crust that's also gluten free, keto and keto? Sold.

24. Easy Almond Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies (Paleo) - Cook, Eat Paleo

These cookies don't have any flour, refined sugar or butter, but they still hit the spot when you're craving a chocolate chip cookie.

25. Creme Brulee (Keto, Sugar Free) - Whole Lotta Yum

This keto dessert recipe only calls for five ingredients, and you'd never guess this treat is sugar free.

26. Quick Key Lime Pie Icebox Cake (Keto-Friendly, Low Carb) - Appetite For Energy

If you need a low carb dessert for the holidays and are on a time crunch, you'll love that you can whip up this icebox cake in just 30 minutes. 

27. Bhapa Doi (or Creamy Yogurt) in an Instant Pot or Oven - Indian Ambrosia

If you're craving cheesecake but want something a little less decadent, this Greek yogurt dessert with strawberry topping is a delicious alternative.

28. Cinnamon Sweet Potato Breakfast Cookies (Vegan, Paleo) - Any Reason Vegan

You only need three ingredients for these gluten free cookies, and they'll be sure to win over sweet potato lovers.

29. Tahini Halva Cake (Keto, Vegan) - Mind, Body and Spirit Wellbeing 

If you've never tried tahini in a dessert, this gluten free cake recipe is your sign to change that ASAP.

30. 5 Minute Quick Blend Banana & Avocado Chocolate Mousse Pudding (Paleo) - Recipe This

When those late-night chocolate cravings hit, this quick gluten free dessert is the perfect secret weapon.

31. Chocolate Hazelnut Cake (Grain Free) - And Here We Are

This gluten free chocolate cake recipe is grain free, and it can easily be made sugar free depending on what sugar and chocolate you use.

32. No Bake Gingerbread Cheesecake Truffles (Low Fat) - Fresh, Fit N Healthy

These no bake truffles are low in sugar, and high in protein, fiber and flavor.

33. Cinnamon & Raisin Almond Flour Cookies (Grain Free, Paleo, Refined Sugar Free) - Emma Eats and Explores

If you need a healthy gluten free Christmas cookie recipe, this one just might do the trick! I loooove cinnamon and raisins, so this sounds like a delicious treat to me.

34. Best Raspberry Lemon Tart (Dairy Free) - Welcome to the One Perfect

This gluten free pastry is actually made from two simple ingredients - nuts and dates - and the filling is equally simple and scrumptious.

35. No-Bake Molasses Cookies (Vegan, Paleo) - Evolving Table

If these paleo Christmas don't have you drooling, I don't know what will.

36. Pumpkin Brownies (Vegan, Refined Sugar Free, Oil Free, Nut Free Option) - Rhian's Recipes 

If you like fudgy brownies, you're sure to loooove these healthy brownies, which are higher in protein and fiber than your typical dessert.

37. Peppermint Bark (Vegan) - Pink Fortitude

This vegan bark dessert is easy to make and only calls for five simple ingredients.

38. Dye-Free Coconut Rainbow Cookies (Vegan, Refined Sugar Free) - Casey the College Celiac

If you want a Christmas dessert that can also double as a fun craft for kids, you'll love these gluten free cookies, which are dyed with superfoods like turmeric and spirulina!

39. Fudge (Vegan, Paleo) - Texanerin

This homemade fudge only requires six ingredients, is a bit higher in protein than the traditional version thanks to the addition of almond butter, is can easily be made paleo.

40. Apple Pie With Crumb Topping (Dairy Free, Vegan) - Healthy Taste of Life

With a pie crust made from oat flour, cassava flour, sorghum flour and flax seed flour, this ain't your mama's apple pie. But it is still very delicious.

41. Chocolate Crunch Bars (Vegan) - Served From Scratch

I personally love a lil' crunch with my chocolate, so this vegan chocolate recipe is my kind of holiday treat!

42. Instant Pot Arroz con Dulce, or Puerto Rican Rice Pudding (Dairy Free) - Beyond Mere Sustenance 

Who says rice can't be transformed into a festive and delicious dessert?

43. The Ultimate Flourless Chocolate Chilli Cookies (Vegan) - The Fiery Vegetarian 

This gluten free chocolate cookie recipe is full of surprising ingredients like chickpeas and balsamic vinegar, so if you want to shake up your usual holiday baking, this is a delicious place to start.

44. Sweet Potato Pudding (Vegan, Oil Free) - Delightful Adventures

Warm, fall-inspired spices and a few other simple ingredients take mashed sweet potato to the next level.

45. Healthy Black Bean Brownies (Sugar Free) - In The Kids Kitchen

You won't believe how black beans can transform into a soft, super chocolatey gluten free brownie.

46. Mini Purple Cheesecakes (Vegan, Raw) - Vegan Doll House

Add a pop of purple to your holiday parties by bringing these adorable purple cheesecakes. Plus, they feature mostly whole-food ingredients like almond flours and cashews.

47. Better Than Reese's Healthy Peanut Butter Cup (Vegan Option) - Radial Strength

This gluten free chocolate recipe only calls for four ingredients and you can whip them up in as little as 10 minutes! Chocolate and peanut butter heaaaaven.

48. Paleo "Sugar" Cookies (Grain Free, Egg Free, Dairy Free, Refined Sugar Free) - Titus 2 Homemaker

These aren't your mama's sugar cookies, but they're still a delicious alternative if you're on a gluten free or paleo diet during the holidays.

49. Delicata Squash Coconut Flour Brownies (Paleo, Refined Sugar Free) - Fearless Dining

If you keep the hidden veggie in this paleo brownie a secret, no one will be able to guess!

50. No Bake Protein Balls with Rosehips (Vegan) - Simply Beyond Herbs

These gluten free protein balls taste like dessert but are packed with protein, antioxidants and fiber.

51. Chaffles Recipe Five Ways (Keto) - Wholesome Yum 

Ever heard of chaffles? Apparently, they're a kind of keto waffle made mostly from egg and cheese...and you can even make sweet versions like cinnamon sugar and pumpkin. Mind. Blown!

52. Mini Cheesecakes with Raspberry Sauce (Keto, Low Carb) - Keto Cooking Christian 

Raspberries give this keto cheesecake a pop of color and make it perfect for the holidays.

53. Pistachio And Pomegranate Frozen Yogurt Bark (Low Carb) - Recipes From a Pantry

You only need four simple ingredients to turn frozen yogurt into a healthy but addictive frozen treat.

54. Spirulina Chocolate (Keto, Sugar Free) - Primal Edge Health

Chocolate that is also packed with hidden superfoods? What could be better?

55. Strawberry Coconut Crisp (Dairy Free) - Maple and Mango

This gluten free crisp recipe is vibrant and a bit healthier thanks to ingredients like strawberries, almond flour and chopped nuts.

Reminder: Some Places to Find Gluten Free, Celiac-Safe Nuts and Seeds

As you've probably noticed, a lot of these gluten free recipes feature nuts and seeds. Make sure yours are gluten free and non-cross-contaminated. (Same with any oats you use!) Some of my favorite brands to buy gluten free nuts and seeds from are Nuts.com and Anthony's Goods (I usually order the latter on Amazon). I'm also an ambassador for Foods Alive, which offer a variety of delicious seeds and nuts, from hemp seeds to walnuts. Some of my favorites are their organic sunflower seeds and organic pumpkin seeds.  

And just a hint, but celiac-safe baking ingredients are always my kind of gluten free Christmas gifts... ;) 

Happy Holidays!

Whatever holidays you're celebrating in the next month, I hope that it's full of good memories, fun times with friends and family and some delicious gluten free food. And if you need even more ideas for gluten free holiday recipes, check out my previous round-ups: 41 Gluten Free Party Food Recipes for the Holidays and 33 Gluten Free Christmas Cookie Recipes For the Holidays. Which of these gluten free desserts sound the most drool-worthy to you? Tell me in the comments! via Blogger https://ift.tt/37Yq2vA

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UNUSUAL QUESTIONS | ACCEPTING

@thegoodjxck

🦇- If your muse had wings, would they be feathered and bird-like, leathery bat-like wings, or insect-like fairy or butterfly wings?

I couldn’t pOSSIBLY PICK JUST ONE.

But I could see him black feathery wings, perhaps magpie-like with white tips. (*The black and white Eurasian magpie is widely considered one of the most intelligent animals in the world). He probably loves to glide and his wings are perfect for it. He’d be quite dramatic with them, they’d make for an elegant feathered cape at times and at others, a hazard to everyone around him as he flaps in excitement. 

On the other hand, a leathery boy deserves some leathery wings. But the thing about the leathery wings and insect wings is they just seem too fragile for a reckless guy like Jack. Feathers have some cushion, but insect and leathery wings are exposed to the elements. Even so, Jacks leathery wings would likely be a stark white, he’d have to hide them in the daylight to keep them from burning and be only a night flier. He’d definitely get some kind of design on the back, whether he hand-paints it or gets it tattoo’d.

And if I had to pick an insect wing, I’m so sorry Nin, Cicada wings would suit him really well, they’ve got an almost circuitry-like quality to them. 

🍳- What does your muse’s typical breakfast, lunch, and dinner look like after their larder has been fully replenished?

“Typical” isn’t applicable to a guy so driven by whims of the moment, but here’s a good idea of what he generally ends up with. Huhu, it’s like a lil menu. Items can be eaten singularly, or all together, depending on how hungry he is and how much energy he has to cook.

If he’s got a fully stocked fridge and is ready to cook ? 

Breakfast: Scallion pancakes; sausage; coffee or chai; fried egg on toast; banana/strawberries (sometimes fried and tossed on top of regular pancakes or crepe).Lunch: Some kinda fried sandwich, like a Croque; maybe a fruit salad.Dinner: Chow or Wonton Mein or hell, Yakisoba, Macaroni & Cheese or Spaghetti, just get these noodles in him; hand-made jiaozi or spring rolls on the side (meatballs for the spaghetti, but he might mix it up). 

If he’s got a fully stocked fridge but doesn’t want to cook ?

Breakfast: Muffin (maybe some kinda sweet bun if he wanna mix it up); fruit; glass of milk.Lunch: (usually skips for snacks instead, or goes out to eat) Microwave noodles or any leftovers. Pita bread wrapped around random foodstuff. Dinner: (skips if he goes out to eat) Rice & stir-fried vegetables or egg flower soup if he’s feeling even lazier. Pre-packaged jiaozi/spring rolls still applicable. Box macaroni. 

Even though it didn’t ask:

Snacks: Pudding; fresh fruit/vegetables; fruit chips (shrimp chips); mixed nuts/granola; hard-boiled eggs; cheese platter (usually soft cheeses, crackers and smoked salmon– needs will power to set up this snack), JUST BR E A D (bagels, croissants, flat bread).Drinks: Chai tea, black tea, bubble/boba milk tea, coffee with flavored creamer, ginger ale. Desserts: Macarons, crepes, napoleon ice cream, custard tarts. 

He likes food you can cook quickly, in small portions and prepare with minimal steps, so protein-heavy meals or meals with a bunch of separate parts don’t get cooked by him frequently. Not to say he doesn’t like meals like that, he just doesn’t like to cook them that much (they usually involve a lot of left overs, and eating them alone just feels….).

[strawberryeuphie]

💓🍃🌼 princess euphie’s pantry — healthy food ideas for regressors! 🌼🍃💓

hihi fwiends ~ i am currently thinking a lot about healthy eating for personal reasons, and i thought it would maybe be fun to share some healthy snacks + meals i like that lil ones that wanna eat a lil healthier (or just have more snack choices) can try, too! i hope you like ~ 

♡ apple slices w/ peanut butter (or, a tree nut butter like almond butter or sunbutter for nut allergies!)  ♡ strawberries w/ whipped cream & truvia sweetener ♡ raw carrots & broccoli w/ ranch dressing ♡ crackers w/ whipped cream cheese, red bell pepper, & cucumber  ♡ turkey slice + non-processed cheese slice (i use provolone or baby swiss) + butter lettuce + mayo & mustard roll-ups  ♡ any flavor of cheerios! (chocolate peanut butter, frosted, & pumpkin spice are my favorites~)  ♡ yogurt parfait — lowfat vanilla yogurt, strawberries, banana slices, & organic granola ♡ frozen blueberries + frozen grapes (they taste like candy!) ♡ yogurt-covered raisins   ♡ organic snack bars (annie’s gluten-free double chocolate chip granola bar, van’s gluten-free strawberry pb&j bars, s’mores luna bars, & vanilla blueberry kind bars are my favorites!)  ♡ 1/2 baked sweet potato w/ stevia sugar & cinnamon or brown sugar & butter  ♡ ants on a log — celery sticks w/ peanut butter/nut butter & raisins ♡ sugar-free chocolate/vanilla pudding cup (jell-o makes them!) ♡ all-natural organic fruit leather  ♡ pb&j crackers — crackers + peanut butter + grape or strawberry jelly (you can also make these with a different nut butter like vanilla almond butter, sunbutter, etc. and different jelly/jam like blackberry all-fruit jam, lemon-blueberry jam, etc. all ways are tasty!)  ♡ scrambled eggs (egg whites only for a lower calorie option!) w/ toppings of your choice — part-skim shredded mozzarella cheese, ketchup, or my favorite: 1 1/2 tbsp mascarpone cheese + chopped scallions + a bit of turkey! ♡ steel cut oatmeal cooked in 1/2 cup water & 1/2 cup milk of your choice (i use sweetened vanilla almond milk by almond breeze) w/ brown sugar + extra milk for flavor if necessary + side of fresh fruits

when i come up with new snacks, i will add them to this post ~ i hope you like these for now, though! 🍓🍌🍡🍜🍼🍒

[yoshi4sushi]

(purupurupuru) (purupurupuru) (gocha!) (coo!) (coo!)

 How’s it hanging, nakama?! I hope everyone is ok from this hot, cruel weather so you keep yourself hydrated, wear light clothing, wear plenty of sunscreen, and avoid sun burn. All said and done, we’re back to our weekly news with plenty, plenty of goodies so you know the drill. First off, last week’s chapter was totally chaotic as we see Luffy and the gang finally reached the area where Wano kingdom is, but the journey was full of dangerous waves as the gang are swamped by large koi fish and getting pushed around the sea. Oda-san re-created the scene Hokusai’s Sea of Japan storm painting with the koi fish splashing around. GUA! He’s totally gonna input a lot Edo style in this story. Anyway, the koi fish go up the mountain with a stream guiding them. At the end, Luffy woke with a pinch from a crab and encounters a lion and baboon ready to duke it out. Looks like he finally arrived at the destination. What action will he take? Where are the others? Let’s see how it plays out this week. Next, this past weekend’s episode was mind-blowing as we see the gang finally making their gateway, while they run into a familiar homie which was Kingbaum flirting with a female tree homie. Luffy and Nami were happy to see him alive, but Kingbaum was not thrilled to see them at all. So he’s back again being the steed for Nami. Poor guy can’t get a break. Back at the city, all of Big Mom’s crew are taking action to go after Luffy and Bege, but more deadly trouble approaches when Big Mom has again gone through her sugar meltdown, and starts rampaging the city. Perospero was able to calm her down telling her that the wedding cake was stolen by Luffy which is lie to keep the city safe. However, Big Mom threatens him if is lying, she will take his lifespan. He’s a big pinch. At the end, Big Mom flies at a fast speed and caught with them slashing like a maniac. Next time, Nami has a plan up her sleeve that will shake off Big Mom. Will it work? Guess we’ll see. Now on with the goodies! First off, look who came in for quick visit. Yup, it’s our totally fave nakama, Tongari-san. Sorry to make travel in this horrible weather, my friend. So what’s the buzz going at the tower? Tongari-san says that loads of amazing stuff is happening! First off, to celebrate the OP anniversary, the tower will be having lots of talk shows happening for next weekend. They’ll invite many special guests such as figurine creators, game creators of the new OP game, World Seeker, voice actors of the Straw Hats, cast of the PHANTOM live show, and Greg along with some editors of OP. They will give away free tickets to these events. Deadline already past, but if you were able to apply beforehand. You’re good to go. You can invite one friend w/ you to the event, and you can apply once for one show. Winners will be sent an email along with a number. Follow the instructions when you’re given the email. Bring an ID to confirm you’re identity. Schedule of the talk shows are posted up. Next, here are some yummy treats the tower will sell for the summer festival: they’ll have Buggy’s watermelon with pineapple gelatin vitamin drink, his chocolate banana pudding energy drink, Luffy’s citron salty gelatin mineral drink, and Chopper’s small bucket of cotton candy with various flavors. Yummy! Yum! Yum! Next, schedule of photo greet with Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji will be on July 17th, 19th, 24th, 26th, and 30th. They’ll give out lottery tickets with numbers around 6:15 to 7:30. If you see you’re number on the board, you win the lottery. Photo greet will be at 9:00 pm. We’ll leave a link with details for those interested. Next, don’t forget that Corazon’s birthday is coming up and you can still get the birthday bromide card of him if you visit the tower. They’ll also give away free birthday posters of him if you make purchases over 3000 yen. Don’t miss it! Next, new goodies will be sold at the store such as this limited ed. towel of the Straw Hats, and some yummy popcorn with flavors of cheese, caramel, salt butter, and milk chocolate. Great snack if you have the munchies. Next, all Straw Hat stores will be having a campaign to celebrate the Mugiwara Festival. Next week, they’ll give out free bromide cards Whole Cake Island special scenes if you purchase goods over 500 yen. Next, loads of new t-shirts: they’ll sell Chopper’s insignia hat t-shirt in navy blue & hot pink color, Germa siblings colored t-shirts with the double 66 of Ichiji, Niji, Yonji, and black color which I think it’s Judge’s. They’ll also sell, lil’ Sanji no.3 t-shirt that he wore back then. Next, they’ll sell this “don” gold color necklace, clear pouches with the OP logos, and a blue color with the gang on both sides, and this cute blue color OP logo scrunchy. Next, all JUMP shops will be selling awesome new goodies such as these three envelope set of devil fruit designs of Luffy’s gum-gum fruit, Law’s op-op fruit, and Buggy’s chop-chop fruit. They’ll also sell this Japanese cloth of Luffy’s gum-gum fruit good for a curtain decoration or table mat. Next, they’ll sell this neon bar themed goods such as acrylic figurines, water bottles, buttons, pouches, tote bags, Japanese coaster mats, and a big towel. Next, the HELLO OP exhibition in Eihime have more new items such as acrylic charms, a folder, a t-shirt, a mug of Law, and a colorful pencil pouch. Next, Jump WORLD is having a Treasure Hunting event where you try to find as many colorful jewels and you could get a free prize. More awesome the Straw Hat stores will be selling such as these totally rad hats of various jolly rogers characters including the navy hat and key holder hat of Luffy, clip boards of Luffy and the navy, & a long towel of the Straw Hats’ jolly rogers. Next, coming soon in Odaiba, a new OP event is coming up next month called “The Mist” where the gang meet with a mysterious man who ate a devil fruit made him a mist man.  More details will be revealed soon. Next, the 50th anniversary of the Jump exhibition will be serving food dishes from popular anime. The OP dish will have Luffy’s favorite food such as chicken drum stick, fried chicken, veggies, and straw hat rice. Very delish! Next, here is the CD cover album the for entire Island Song collection which will be released on Aug.24th. It will have all the characters songs including Big Mom’s Bloody Tea Party. Next, the title for the next book will be Vivre Card Fan Book which will contain fun facts of OP from fans. Also, if you buy either the new OP Open Door books or any of the volumes, you’ll get a free magnet clip, and if you collect them all, it will complete the picture of the Germa theme. Behind it will have a character collage of Luffy and the others. Last, but not least, here is the new DVD cover of vol.12 of WCI arc that has Yonji. It will be released on Aug.1st. One more thing, here is a new drawing that Oda-san made to celebrate the JUMP anniversary. He drew Luffy with Goku. And here’s a pic of seiyuu of Jinbei (Katsuhisa-san), Pedro (Miki-san), Perospero (Uchida-san) Luffy (Mayumi-san) Ussop (Kappei-san), and Nami (Akemi-san). Working together puts a smile on their face. Well done! PHEW! I think we covered everything. Well, that’s all we got for now. Tune in next week for more upcoming awesome goods and events. Special thanks to Tongari-san. We’ll see you at the anniversary party, my friend. Kikko! Momon! Excellent job as always!

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Hi, I was wondering if you had any ideas of healthy foods that are kind of childish? I've been dealing with really bad depression and I need healthy foods but i wanna them to help me regress... Anyways I hope you have a nice day 💛

absolutely, lil one! i hope you can feel better soon… great job taking care of your health, in the mean time! you are doing great honey, i’m proud of you, so keep your head up~ 🌷🌷🌷

♡ lowfat yogurt + strawberries + bananas + organic granola♡ turkey or ham & cheese roll ups — 1 slice turkey or ham, 1 slice deli cheese, ½ tbsp mayo, & ½ tbsp deli mustard rolled up together♡ white rice w/ grilled chicken nuggets & veggies♡ scrambled eggs — anyway you like! add ketchup, part-skim shredded mozzarella cheese, red bell peppers, ham, turkey, scallions, raw baby spinach, etc.♡ part-skim string cheese sticks♡ apple slices w/ peanut butter♡ nectarine slices (warmed for 20 seconds & topped w/ truvia or splenda)♡ strawberries, blackberries, & blueberries w/ whipped cream♡ ants on a log — celery sticks + peanut butter + raisins♡ red grapes (frozen or fresh)♡ tangerines/clementines (i love cuties!)♡ frozen pomegranate seeds (just eat them with a spoon… they are sooo good, like candy!)♡ raw broccoli & carrots w/ fat-free ranch♡ dried prunes & dried apricots♡ trail mix w/ dark chocolate (NOT milk chocolate! dark chocolate has many more health benefits!)♡ multi-grain crackers w/ non-processed cheese (part-skim deli cheese slices are best!)♡ whipped cream cheese & thin cucumber slices on 1 slice multi-grain bread (lightly toasted if gluten-free!)♡ steel cut oatmeal w/ toppings of your choice — cinnamon & truvia, cooked apples, walnuts or pecans, bananas & brown sugar, strawberries & cream, vanilla almond butter, vanilla almond milk, golden raisins, etc… you choose! ♡ frozen yogurt bites♡ pan-fried cinnamon bananas (substitute regular sugar for splenda!) ♡ frozen strawberry yogurt bites ♡ mini pancake fruit skewers (i recommend replacing the nutella with justin’s chocolate hazelnut butter, peanut butter, or justin’s vanilla almond butter… nutella is more of a dessert food, not as healthy!) 

some store-bought brand snacks i like are van’s gluten-free strawberry pb&j bars, annie’s gluten-free chocolatey chip granola bars, clif kid mixed berry fruit rope, cheerios (frosted, very berry, & pumpkin spice), happytot tomato + basil + cheddar ancient grains dinos, yokids strawberry yogurt, and for a sweet treat try jello sugar-free chocolate/vanilla pudding cups! 💞⭐️😋🍃🌼

i hope that was helpful 💘 i’ll add more later if i find them! 

- mod euphie

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Repurposing “Betta Tanks”

I’m a big fan of ‘upcycling’ stuff and I hate just throwing things away (especially pricier things).

There’s SO MUCH (literally a ridiculous amount) of misinformation about bettas that gets circulated by pet stores, facebook users, pinterest users, youtube users, and even betta-centered websites! There’s also plenty of people who have gone out and purchased bettas and “betta tanks” only to find out later that they’re completely unsuitable homes for their new finned friends! D: (If you’d like to know more about bettas and proper husbandry, check out this post) It would seriously suck if I went out and bought one of those Aqueon Betta Falls tanks (they are completely inappropriate for any fish or live animals and they can seriously injure bettas and other fish), which costs around $40 btw, only to learn that I’ve got to start totally from scratch and shell out another $40-100 PER safe and proper setup (the betta falls holds up to 3 fish, so that’s up to 3 new setups). and then after buying a whole new tank and equipment, I’m left with an expensive death trap. I wouldnt feel right selling it anyone else (who might use it to house bettas) but I also don’t want to just throw it away. Do I just put it back in the box and put it up on some high shelf in the garage? NO. NO I DO NOT. I’m going to find a good use for it, and I’m hoping that some of the ideas listed below give y’all some ideas too! more under the cut

Wall Mounted Fish Bowls

[Source]  These are usually anywhere from 1/2 - 1 Gallon, and are available from a number of brands and sellers on amazon and ebay. The idea is pretty cool and novel, but obviously not a healthy home for a betta (or other fish / invert). Consider using it as a hanging terrarium or planter! You can do fresh cut flowers, marimos, pothos, bamboo, java fern, anubias, or even an entire miniature aquascape! Funny enough, you can actually buy hanging glass terrariums / planters as well, so here’s some visuals!

USB / Desktop Aquariums

NO. DON’T DO IT. PUT THOSE FISH DOWN RIGHT NOW. THEY ARE NOT GOING IN THIS TANK. I’ve seen people keep bettas, guppies, tetras, etc. in these things and I just want to make it very clear that these are NOT suitable for anything...

EXCEPT MARIMOS!! :DD Marimos love a little bit of current and can be kept in bowls, jars, or tiny tanks! I think that having a little bit of current and some mini marimos and even some miniature decor would make an awesome edition to any desk, especially since it comes with a light and pump! :) Feel free to get creative tho! you can grow bamboo, pothos, and other plants out of it as well, or do a miniature aquascape, or even do some simple aquatic plants like anacharis, or an anubias nana petite one a tiny piece of driftwood~ have fun with it! :)

Betta Falls

OF DEATH. these tanks can seriously injure your fish, are too small to hold a stable cycle, will stress the fish out (because they can see each other) and are honestly no bigger than the cups you bought them in :/ 

What’s really cool about this tank is the design, though. Its got this cascading waterfall type design which would probably be awesome for marimos since they get their round shape from being rolled around by the current! A bit of flow is the way to go~ Also, being able to do 3 totally different (or completely complementary) sections is what makes this an especially fun and challenging upcycle! 

- You can do some cool rocks or miniature aquarium decor and use it as a waterfall, similar to how these little countertop fountains are used - You can grow bamboo or other semi-aquatic plants out of these compartments - You can grow fully aquatic plants in these compartments - You can even add some fake bettas if you want to add a lil fishy centerpiece - You can do any combination of different things and you’ve got 3 compartments to decorate however you see fit! :D

Betta Cubes

no.

NO!!

YAAAAAAAAAAS!! see where I’m goin with this y’all?

Other “Betta Tanks”

Besides plants, betta tanks also make fantastic enclosures for invertebrates!! :D I’m talkin about your snails, your millipedes, your slings (baby tarantulas), and even your mantids!!

@hipsterzombiesquad took this 1/2 gallon “betta tank” and turned it into a small terrarium for their snails!! :D It’s literally the cutest thing <3 (there’s two teeny tiny snails on top of the rock ornament in case you’re looking for them!)

Amanda L. left this review about the Sweetness Betta Tank: “This is not appropriate for any fish, but I bought this to house a tarantula spiderling. My spider is quite happy and not only is the enclosure cute and a good size for this dwarf species juvenile but the interesting shape let me set up a really deep starter burrow that he's currently excavating and webbing up.”

This is one of these marina betta tanks.  Youtube user ShreckKram used it for a praying mantis! I’m not sure how tall the mantis is compared to the enclosure, but generally you want the terrarium to be 3x as tall and 2x as wide as your mantid is at the very least :)

Emzotic also used the marina betta tank for some snails! :D (skip to 6:20 to see baby snails!)

Bugsincyberspace sells a ton of different invertebrate kits as well! These are biobubble deco cubes that are often marketed towards bettas but as yall can see, they’d make a great bumblee millipede terrarium! :D

The Fish Bowl

[Source] Last but not least, we have to talk about what in the heck to do with these classic fish bowls, drum or not. These bowls are basically blank canvases and there are tons of decor ideas floating around on pinterest, but for now I wanted to give yall a few decor ideas and a then show yall some more interesting uses!

These sand bowls are a really cute alternative to live plants and with all the miniatures you can buy on amazon or ebay or at hobby lobby or michaels (or even walmart), there are so many unique themes / scenes you could choose to create. You can also do a little zen garden of sorts with rocks and different colored sand and a miniature rake even!

A fairy garden!

I don’t personally drink, but I know there are Of Age fishblrs on here, so this is for you! Tipsy Bartender also did a video for this drink!

Of course I had to include a planted terrarium too! Now, when I created a fish bowl succulent terrarium a lot of people said that it wasn’t the best kind of container for succulent since it traps humidity and there’s no drainage (feel free to drill some holes if ya know how to do that tho!). If you’re worried about keeping succulents in a bowl like this, there are tons of mosses and ferns and such that you could use to create a terrarium :) SerpaDesign has a TON of instructional videos for making terrariums!

Another decor idea! 

Now, this is similar to something I actually made for my then-boyfriend (now husband) for valentines day a few years ago. I made a little luvdisc aquarium in a dollar store fish bowl (they’re like 16 oz. super small). I used like, glass pebbles and plastic plants and filled it with this fake water stuff and it came out pretty cute! I’m so sorry that I don’t have a picture of it for yall but the concept is fun and you can do the same thing with pretty much any plastic creature you have!

The last idea I have for y’all today involves food. I’m not the best cook, but I do freakin love me some chocolate, so with halloween coming up, you can use that old fish bowl (preferably cleaned. very well.) for a party-size bowl of dirt-and-worms or the summery sandy alternative (for the vanilla or banana pudding lovers out there). This version features some cute little amphibians! And of course I had to include a dinosaur version because of course I do.

There’s tons of other holiday decor and food and drink ideas as well. since this post is sooooo incredibly long, I’ll just list these last few ideas as links instead of including pictures and everything else.

Glass halloween lighted bowls

DIY Gumball machine

DIY Candy Dispenser

Shark Jello Bowls

The cutest halloween graveyard terrarium

Fishbowl centerpieces

Frog jello cups

Caught ya bein good reward bowl

Fish-themed slime

Goldfish snack bowl

Tissue Paper Lanterns

Dinosaur Terrariums

Origami Fish bowl

Resin Fish Bowls (most of these are miniatures but i dont see why a larger version would be any less cool)

Fish bowl punch (feel free to switch it up and add gummy octopuses too)

Paint it black and make a dry ice cauldron

Paint it black and make it a cauldron candy or punch bowl

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The Ultimate Healthy Snack Guide for People Who Love to Eat

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It’s 3 p.m. and your work emails are quickly escalating from charming sentences with smiley face emojis to writing the entire email body in the subject line — in all caps. The hunger monster has arrived, loud and proud, and you (and all your coworkers) know it. But what to eat that won’t ruin your whole day? Need a healthy option from your local grocery store? Check. Want to batch prep some balanced bites? Check. Looking for something vegan or high in protein for your unique dietary needs? Double check. What about something you can share with your toddlers or kids? Mama, we got that covered too. We’ve compiled over 50 dietitian-approved snacks to help you satisfy those cravings and fuel your busy days. 😄

  Apple and almond butter. What’s not to love about this OG sweet and salty snack? Sweet, juicy apple slices and salty, creamy almond butter not only satisfy practically every craving, but this power combo also delivers fiber, protein, and healthy fats.

Greek yogurt and berries. With 10 grams of protein per 1/2 cup, Greek yogurt is an ideal snack to keep the hunger beast at bay. And when paired with a handful of fiber-rich berries for natural sweetness, you know you’ll be good until lunch.

Hummus and pita. Hummus is a classic snack for a reason — it’s got fiber, protein, and good fats, not to mention it’s plant based and naturally gluten free. Pair it up with some veggies or pita for a solid morning or afternoon nosh.

Chia pudding. For you sweet tooth snackers, chia pudding is a nutritious way to prep for a busy day while still bringing those dessert vibes. Just mix 3 tablespoons of chia seeds with 1 cup of the milk of your choice and let it sit in the fridge overnight. Then sweeten or season to taste, and dive in.

Hard-boiled eggs. With 7 grams of powerful protein in a perfect portable shell, hard-boiled eggs are a satisfying classic that’ll keep you full and focused.

Edamame. Edamame shouldn’t just be for sushi night. It’s packed with plant based protein, and preparing it is as easy as running a little warm water over frozen pods.

Yogurt and fruit smoothie. Smoothies don’t have to be complicated. We suggest including a source of protein (yogurt, cottage cheese, or protein powder), a serving of fruit (banana, berries, peaches), a handful of greens (baby spinach works well), and the healthy fat of your choice (nut butter, avocado, hemp hearts or chia). Blend until smooth and get sipping.

Avocado toast. Who doesn’t like the satiating combination of whole-grain toast with healthy fat-rich avo? Top it off with a poached egg to turn snack time into a hearty meal!

Celery, peanut butter, and raisins. Remember ants on a log? Bring it back to basics with this crunchy, savory, sweet snack loaded with the satisfying combination of fiber, protein, and fat.

High fiber crackers and cheese. Whether you’re a hard cheddar fan or into something creamy and spreadable like chèvre, pairing the staying power of calcium-rich cheese with a high fiber crunchy cracker can help kill that afternoon energy dip STAT.

    Whisps. Cheese lovers, rejoice! You can get your cheese fix with just 1 gram of carbs per serving, and 10 to 12 grams of protein in a crispy crunchy bite.

Epic Provisions Baked Pork Rinds. While most pork rind products are loaded with sodium and fat from the fryer, these bad boys are light, low carb (0 grams!), and deliver 11 grams of protein per serving.

Keto Pepperoni Pizza Bagel Bites. Hello, the 90s are calling and they want you to smash some bagel bites! While we can’t promise you won’t burn your mouth, we can promise this version is low in carbs, crazy delicious, and hella nostalgic.

Cauliflower hummus. Craving the savory goodness of hummus without the carbs from beans? We got you. This cauliflower dip is loaded with rich sesame flavor and pairs perfectly with crunchy low carb veggies.

Notty Foods Peppermint Bark. Chocolate that’s low carb? What is this sorcery?! This high protein chocolate bark tastes like a handful of Andes chocolates but has no added sugar and 11 grams of protein per serving.

  Skotidakis Tzatziki dip and veggies. Made with non-fat Greek yogurt and packed with fresh cucumber and garlic, this 50 calorie per serving dip is a tasty way to sneak in your 5 to 10 servings of daily veg.

Two-ingredient strawberry popcorn. Popcorn is not only super fun to eat, but is a surprisingly low calorie snack, with just 30 calories per popped cup! Add a little sprinkling of freeze-dried berries and you’ve got a naturally sweet and colorful treat without the need for added sugar or salt.

Annie Chun’s organic seaweed snacks. Craving something savory and crunchy without the calories? These crispy roasted seaweed sheets have just 30 calories per pack and are a tasty alternative to chips.

Baked kale chips. We love chips, but hate the preservatives, fat, and sodium in every bite. These oil-free kale chips are seasoned with nutritional yeast, lemon, and cayenne — plus they offer a wicked crunch for those days where you know you can’t eat just one.

Shrimp cocktail. Raw bar doesn’t have to be saved for weddings or cocktail parties. One medium shrimp has just 7 calories, while a teaspoon of cocktail sauce has only 5, meaning you can have a dozen with tangy dip for under 100 calories!

  KIND Simple Crunch Bar. If you’re craving crunch on the run, this is the bar for you. While a lot of bars are packed with a laundry list of ingredients, this two-pack bar contains just 8 simple ingredients, including 100 percent whole-grain oats and nut butter.

Biena Chickpea Snacks. For 140 calories per package with 6 grams each of fiber and plant based protein, you’ll make sure every bag, desk, and locker in your life is fully stocked with this convenient snack.

Peanut butter chocolate protein balls. While most energy balls are nothing more than high carb dates and a little nut butter, we like that these ones are actually low in sugar, vegan, gluten free, and keto friendly. Plus, they taste like a peanut butter cup (#Yaaas).

Prana Organic Maca Power chocolate bark. Need your chocolate fix in a hurry? We got you covered with this superfood loaded dark bark. Made with whole grains, almonds, and a sprinkle of maca (did we mention you get 4 grams of protein per serving?) it’s the perfect way to crush those afternoon cravings on the go.

88 Acres unsweetened watermelon seed butter pouch with whole-grain crackers. We didn’t even know you should eat watermelon seeds, let alone that they make a delicious butter! We love this protein-rich seed butter smeared on whole-grain crackers (or squirted right into your mouth), and the single-serve pouches make them so easy for transport.

    Cottage cheese with sour cherries. A powerful bedtime duo, the casein in the cottage cheese slowly digests to keep you full all night long, while research suggests that sour cherries may ease symptoms for people with insomnia.

Cherry banana almond baked oatmeal. Oatmeal doesn’t have to be saved for breakfast! The combination of whole grains, magnesium rich banana, and melatonin packed almonds all have been shown to help improve sleep.

Kiwi yogurt parfait. Like cottage cheese, yogurt is a great source of protein to keep you from tiptoeing down to the pantry for a midnight nosh. Meanwhile, research suggests that kiwi may help improve total sleep time and sleep efficiency.

Hope Foods chocolate cashew and almond dip with banana. For you chocoholics, you’re gonna to need to get on this plant based dip that has only 4 grams of sugar per serving. Paired with a little sliced banana, it’s the ultimate chocolatey nightcap.

Lesser Evil “No Cheese” Cheesiness Popcorn. For nights you’re actually going to Netflix and chill, this organic plant based cheesy popcorn is a perfect stand-in for traditional microwave popcorn. And with 4 grams of fiber, 2 grams of protein, and just 110 calories per serving, it’s a super satisfying late night snack.

Seapoint Farms dry roasted edamame. Chip fans, you’re going to love the epic crunch factor of these dry roasted edamame. With a minimal ingredient list and 13 grams of protein per serving, they may become your new go-to bedtime snack.

  Trader Joe’s Tomato and Basil Hummus with baby carrots and celery. Hummus that makes celery taste like pizza but only has 35 calories per 2 tablespoons? Yes please! 🙋‍&female;️🙋‍&male;️

Trader Joes Banana Almond Butter Protein Smoothie. Love that sweet and salty combo of a banana smeared with nut butter, but need something super portable for a post workout nosh? This drinkable snack packs a solid 14 grams of protein and 5 grams of fiber in each 320 calorie bottle.

365 Striders Snack trail mix. While most trail mixes are loaded with added sugar and salt, this version from Whole Foods provides a satisfying combination of nuts and sweet raisins without any additives.

365 Greek Yogurt Strawberry Frozen Bars. Sometimes you need a lil’ something sweet to finish off the day. This 80 calorie Froyo bar is sweet, creamy, and packs an impressive 4 grams of protein thanks to the addition of real low fat Greek yogurt.

Kirkland Signature protein bars. With 15 grams of fiber, 21 grams of protein, and only 3 to 4 grams of net carbs per 190 calories, these gluten free bars are a perfect post-workout snack!

    Made Good Granola Minis. Organic, gluten free, allergen free, and packed with one serving of vegetables per pack, these crunchy sweet snacks are a school-safe fave.

Chocolate dipped banana roll ups. With a high fiber cereal for crunch, some natural nut butter for healthy fats and protein, and a little chocolate to sweeten the deal, these roll up pops are a perfect healthy after school snack.

Bitsy Cheddar Chia Smart Crackers. Made in a nut-free facility and with the goodness of real veggies and heart-healthy chia seeds, these organic non-GMO snacks give you that “junk food” vibe without the junk.

Mini broccoli and cheese egg muffins. Packed with iron, protein and some stealthy veggies, these bite sized savory muffins are perfect for active kids on the go.

Munk Pack Maple Pear Quinoa Oatmeal Fruit Squeeze Packs. Parents love the convenience (and clean up) from squeeze pouches, and we love that these ones are packed with fiber, plant based protein, real fruit and omega-3 fatty acids! They’re like overnight oats, without the prep (#MomWin)!

Carrot oat bars. These carrot oat bars are super easy to make in a food processor and can be made ahead of time to enjoy all week long! They’re also full of fiber and veggies and low in added sugar, but they totally taste like dessert!

  Gluten free vegan protein bars. These no-bake bars are gluten free, vegan, and hella tasty, made from a combination of nut butter, maple syrup, flaxseed, oats, and protein powder.

Peanut sriracha hummus. Add a little kick to your hummus game with this savory and spicy peanut sriracha dip that packs a satisfying combination of protein, fiber, and good fats.

Protein brownies. With just five ingredient and less than 100 calories and 8 grams of protein per brownie, these little cuties can be baked, frozen, and pulled out for those days you really need a chocolate hit.

Peanut butter cup quinoa energy bites. These easy energy balls are perfect to beat the mid-morning blues, plus they only have five ingredients (one of which being delish chocolate chips).

Chocolate protein popcorn. We love popcorn, we love chocolate, and we definitely love protein, so this batch-prepped snack is a dream snack morning, noon, or night.

  Wholly Guacamole 100 Calorie Mini Cup and veggies. Vegan, paleo, and keto-friendly, we all love guac but we hate dealing with tricky avocados. Problem solved! These 100 calorie cups have no preservatives, are made with real hand-scooped Hass avos, and we don’t have to wait for the perfect moment of ripeness to dive in.

Spicy TUNO with Sriracha on whole-grain crackers. This non-GMO, gluten free fish alternative has the flaky texture of real tuna plus all of its protein and omega-3 rich benefits, but packed into a more sustainable plant based product. Pile it onto your go-to cracker for a satisfying afternoon snack.

Chocolate hazelnut granola bars. Healthy bars that taste like Nutella? It’s a vegan miracle! Loaded with fiber from whole grains, natural sweetness from ripe banana and dates, and healthy fats from the hazelnuts, hemp hearts, and almond butter, these bars are a must.

Munk Pack protein cookie. Peanut butter chocolate chip cookies with 18 grams of plant based protein? Sign us up! These babies are conveniently packaged so they’re easy to throw in your bag and contain no gluten, soy, dairy, egg, GMOs, or sugar alcohols.

Spicy watermelon fries. Sweet and spicy and bursting with hydration, consider this the love child of your favorite fruit (watermelon) and favorite food group (fries). You’re welcome.

  Litehouse Greek yogurt smoothie. These single serving smoothies pack 13 grams of powerful protein per bottle and are made without any artificial dyes or preservatives. They’ve got five different fruity combinations to try, but right now we’re really digging the Raspberry Passion.

SimplyProtein chips. Available in three swoon-worthy flavors (we’re kinda obsessed with the Spicy Chili), each bag packs 15 grams of protein and only one gram of sugar. Crunch on, snack lovers!

Moon cheese. Crunchy high protein cheese? Get in my mouth! These crispy little balls are packed with savory flavor and 11 grams of protein per serving.

Bada Bean Bada Boom broad beans. With 7 grams of protein, and 6 grams of fiber in each single serving 100-calorie pack, these are addictively crunchy and a perfectly balanced snack. We’re partial to the new Sweet Onion & Mustard, but they have a dozen tasty options to try.

Stryve Foods Original Beef Biltong. While a lot of jerky products are packed with added sugar and preservatives, Stryve Foods has 0 grams of sugar, 16 grams of protein and only five ingredients.

2 Ingredient Protein Nice Cream. Yep, you read that right. If you puree together cottage cheese and your favorite frozen fruit, you end up with a creamy dreamy high protein Froyo without any added sugar.

Now, go forth and snack!

  https://greatist.com/health/healthy-snacks

[tinydanseuse-blog]

Meal-Prep Monday 1/6/2020

Grocery pick-up has been a GAME changer, especially for someone who has struggled with eating disorders, and a packed schedule.

This is what my fueling game plan looks like: (And it has worked so well for me the past month)

Thursday - I choose my groceries and schedule pick up for Saturday (Takes all but 10-20 min to look up my recipes, log macros for adjusting, and order food and snacks) 

Saturday - I pick up my groceries. It takes about 5 minutes to drive there, and 10 minutes max to pick the up. 

Sunday - I block out two hours on my calendar to complete my meal prep. Most sessions only take me 1.5 hours but I always block out 2 hours to take a cute lil pic and in cast something goes wrong. 

Reasons I use grocery pick up: 

I SAVE TIME (10 min ordering, 10 min picking up instead of an hour) 

I SAVE MONEY (I can see exact amount in my cart online, instead of the guessing game as I go) 

I don’t reach for things I don’t need  since I am shopping online and not physically in the store. 

I plan better by seeing everything in my online cart, and having my macros and recipes opened in front of me. 

Planning my meals doesn’t eat my life away and gets my mind back off of food ASAP. I quickly execute my plan, it’s painless, and I move on with all of the other things I love doing: dancing, singing, chilling with my friends, epsom salt baths, FaceTimes with my love, teaching, etc. 

How do you like to get your groceries? Comment below!

Breakfast (Not Pictured) Protein Smoothie: 

Vega Protein Powder, Sugar Free Pudding Mix, 1 Banana or Apple

Dinner: High Protein Pasta Bake

***Link - https://www.mealswithmaggie.com/high-protein-vegan-pasta-bake/

Dinner - Asian Salad Bowls:

Tempeh Marinated in Turmeric-Ginger-Curry Spice and Liquid Aminos

Banza Chickpea Pasta

Red Pepper

Broccoli 

Greens 

Snacks 

NuGo Slim Protein Bar

Greek Yogurt 

Justin’s Almond Butter 

And Finally - 

Here’s a photo of my epic fail this weekend!

Protein French Toast - (Dancers Who Lift Recipe) 

Great recipe, but I followed I spilled the pan and it was a mess - HAHA!

Any meal prep questions? Send me a DM!

[free-winona]

I was asked by @tinyryder 💞 cherry turnover: who do you live with? My parents, my sister and my dog (@coldbodywarmheart next year)

bananas foster: do you believe in soulmates? I guess

glazed donut: would you rather visit a zoo or an aquarium? Uhhh neither i hate fish and zoos are mean

pumpkin pie: what were your interests as a child? Lmao the fuckin titanic, marie antoinette, the duchess of devonshire, and kate winslet bc i was a nerd

lemon tart: how many languages can you speak? One

chocolate mousse: how is your relationship with your parents? My mom is my favorite person on earth and honestly fuck both my dad and stepdad 🖕🏻

creme brûlée: describe your style Marie told me it was “simple, winona ryder grunge, memes” which makes sense.

cheesecake: have you ever visited a sex shop? Jfc no id pass the fuck out

raspberry sorbet: favorite clothing stores? I dont really have one

green tea ice cream: who was your first crush? Kate winslet (is that gay??? Idk) or michael schoeffling

chocolate chip cookie: how has your life changed over the past year? I got a furbaby 💞 my lil bby clementine

berry trifle: first & last concert you went to? First was the Beach Boys, last was Wilco

tapioca pudding: favorite animated characters? Tina Belcher, squidward tentacles

fudge brownie: do you like your name? I guess idk

strawberry shortcake: are you good at keeping secrets? If its a surprise like a present no, if its a personal one yes

tiramisu: are you daring when it comes to makeup & clothing or do you like to play it safe? With makeup its simple bc im not good at it, clothes i get fairly creative with

oreo milkshake: do you sleep a lot? YUS

apple crisp: how do you relax? Watching spongebob

carrot cake: who is your celeb look alike? Idfk yall tell me inbox me➡️

macaron: what is your ethnicity? Im white as hell

cinnamon bun: favorite salty snack? A bitch loves gluten free pretzels

red velvet cupcake: ask any question of your own Why am i like this? Ya know idfk i just am

[sirs-teddy-bear]

I love having a daddy that makes foods 😍 he made me some yummy strawberry banana pudding for lil snack today 🍓🍌

#lilkit #snacktime

[verdigrisprowl]

April 10 Dancitron Stream - The Burbs

Smokescreen revealed that he’s friends with Nickel, beloved mascot of the DJD. Soundwave immediately ejected him. Whirl talked about how much he doesn’t want to think about Megatron’s junk, which of course caused the whole room to discuss Megatron’s junk.

Chillsins 8:25 pm *Billows into the room like so much windswept garbage.* NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm *Seats and benches pulled toward the video wall, snacks out, and doors and vents that aren't the entrance sealed.* Chillsins 8:27 pm *Yes, he has a drink in hand, complete with straw also. It's Monday night, he eats on Mondays.* NoodlesAtNight 8:29 pm [[Greetings.]] FakeProwl 8:29 pm *quietly appears* NoodlesAtNight 8:30 pm *Bobs helm toward from seat.* Chillsins 8:30 pm *Nods.* FakeProwl 8:31 pm *nods back, and moves to sit with Soundwave* Chillsins 8:32 pm *He's going to sit as close to the back as the seating allows. It's only polite. Also, he can watch everyone so there's that.* Chillsins 8:33 pm *Slurps briefly, just so you all know he can.* NoodlesAtNight 8:34 pm *Moves his arm so Prowl can make himself comfortable; hopes Windchill enjoys the Back Area. He likes it for the same reason.* FakeProwl 8:35 pm *he's not very corporeal at the moment, so comfort isn't a high priority; but he moves in so he can give off the illusion of it anyway.* NoodlesAtNight 8:35 pm *Ah, yes. Distracted mun error.* chronosmith 8:36 pm *shuffles in with a canister in hand. He is not wearing clothes but somehow, inexplicably, gives off the air of a person who is wearing house shoes. Somehow* Chillsins 8:37 pm *Oh look, a wandering house bum!* FakeProwl 8:37 pm *ah! good. somebody he can hotspot his avatar off of.* *prowl is now corporeal* Chillsins 8:37 pm Whirl! *He raises an arm* My silky smooth avocado! chronosmith 8:38 pm *shoots Prowl an annoyed glance* You could've asked, you jerk. *but he doesn't revoke his corporeal privileges... this time* Windchill. My footstool. *he's gonna sit in the middle of the room, rather than the back, and gaze forlornly across the sea of tables* FakeProwl 8:38 pm You gave me permission in the past. I was under the impression that it was a standing arrangement. NoodlesAtNight 8:39 pm *Soundwave starts just a lil at the sudden solidness, then glances over at Whirl* [[It is good to see you again.]] chronosmith 8:39 pm Yeah well, you know what they say about assumptions. ...wait, you said impressions. *pauses* Either way. My official stance is: whatever. But ask next time. Chillsins 8:39 pm *He's debating moving from the back seating. We'll see.* FakeProwl 8:40 pm Very well. chronosmith 8:40 pm *tips his canister to Soundwave* I didn't go anywhere, but hey, back atcha. Chillsins 8:40 pm Oh really? We've barely seen you in weeks. *Or, he has but it's his own fault for being late all of the time.* chronosmith 8:41 pm You saw me LAST week. Now, I know it must be torture to go without my ILLUSTRIOUS PRESENCE for so long, so I'll forgive you. *he was also asleep for most of the time he was there, so Windchill is not really wrong* Chillsins 8:42 pm I missed you, my sweet banana pudding. NoodlesAtNight 8:42 pm ((a warning: based on skim there's a couple of 😕 moments but i think it should otherwise be okay?)) chronosmith 8:42 pm ((gotcha!)) FakeProwl 8:42 pm (( 😕 in what sense?)) Chillsins 8:42 pm (( Don't worry 'bout me I'm impervious. )) FakeProwl 8:42 pm ((scary? racist? rapey?)) chronosmith 8:42 pm You can't get enough of calling me various food items today, can you? Chillsins 8:42 pm Nope. Am I coming on too strong? I can do more. *He lives on Earth, he knows lots of foods.* NoodlesAtNight 8:43 pm ((i think i remember skimming over one fairly sexist bit and one thing that... i guess it would fall under the ableism label? i'm not 100% sure where it goes)) FakeProwl 8:44 pm *so. whirl is the one with the furniture kink. his boyfriend is the one with the food kink.* chronosmith 8:44 pm *GOD PROWL* Chillsins 8:44 pm *GACK* chronosmith 8:44 pm Hmm. *sets his canister down and stands up* I'll allow it. *he trots over to the bar in the meantime* I actually remembered to bring some actual money with me, barkeep. hardwiredgreed 8:44 pm [i am cat, bork] NoodlesAtNight 8:46 pm *Ravage pops up over the side of the bar. Hello, Whirl.* [[Greetings.]] *At ... he's not sure who this is. Cheetor?* hardwiredgreed 8:46 pm i am an intelligent species fear me chronosmith 8:46 pm *bobs his helm at* You know what I need, mech. The good stuff. Get me a tall of the Gaugebuster. Chillsins 8:46 pm *snorts* FakeProwl 8:47 pm *murmurs* species that feel the need to assert their own intelligence usually aren't. NoodlesAtNight 8:47 pm *Disappears back behind the bar to work on that Gaugebuster* hardwiredgreed 8:47 pm You trASH MAMMAL Chillsins 8:47 pm *He has to agree with Prowl on this one.* hardwiredgreed 8:48 pm you parking lot trash mammal FakeProwl 8:48 pm *slow, unimpressed blink* hardwiredgreed 8:49 pm parking lot trash NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm [[Desist.]] hardwiredgreed 8:49 pm fear me Chillsins 8:49 pm *Who just walks into a room and starts 'insulting' people? Weird.* NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm [[Disruptive mecha will be phased into the Wall.]] mauther 8:50 pm *....kind of a weird point to come in on, both in movie and in bar, but alright then. time to creep in the back and panic about where to sit* chronosmith 8:50 pm *he's good for the credits, as well as a long-overdue tip for his bartender* NoodlesAtNight 8:50 pm *Ravage puts the drink up on the counter, then hops up and stares. Credits, you say.* Chillsins 8:50 pm (( Jeebus this threw me for a loop )) hardwiredgreed 8:50 pm [[wheres swindle when the credits pop out am i right]] chronosmith 8:51 pm I know you usually like barter, but I've got cold, hard cash for ya, if you want it. FakeProwl 8:51 pm *glances at Soundwave and mouths "parking lot trash mammal." bemused smirk.* Chillsins 8:51 pm *points* Gun. NoodlesAtNight 8:51 pm @Prowl: (txt): Ridiculous. This one not parking lot trash mammal since reformat. Chillsins 8:51 pm *Blinks, astounded.* NoodlesAtNight 8:52 pm *Ravage taps the counter in front of himself. Place the credits, sir.* FakeProwl 8:52 pm @Soundwave «I didn't mean you. I'm expressing bafflement.» hardwiredgreed 8:52 pm [[what movie is this?]] NoodlesAtNight 8:52 pm ((the burbs)) Chillsins 8:52 pm WHIRL. *Slurps for effect.* chronosmith 8:52 pm *does so, with a flourish* Courtesy of the saps who weren't sharp enough to catch me cheating at poker. mauther 8:52 pm *WINDCHILL DO NOT START* NoodlesAtNight 8:52 pm @Prowl: (txt): Present understanding: none. chronosmith 8:52 pm *swivels his helm around to look back at Windchill* What? Chillsins 8:52 pm *He already started.* FakeProwl 8:52 pm @Soundwave «... If I HAD meant you, I suppose it probably would have been something like "runway trash bird."» Chillsins 8:53 pm Sit with me, you sweaty boob. NoodlesAtNight 8:53 pm @Tarantulas (txt): Greetings. Suggestion: join. hardwiredgreed 8:53 pm someone say sweaty boob because shockwave can relate chronosmith 8:53 pm How about YOU sit with ME. I've already got my stuff on the table. *gestures to the canister he left to mark his place* hardwiredgreed 8:53 pm i will bite tarantulas i stg Chillsins 8:53 pm Hmm. *He slurps just a little, considering it.* NoodlesAtNight 8:54 pm =Unobservant players deserve fleecing.= FakeProwl 8:54 pm *is that a flash of purple in the back of the room?* Hello. mauther 8:54 pm *tarantulas is already edging away from windchill, the greeting from sw is welcomed with a ping* Chillsins 8:54 pm Okay, I'll do that. *He gets up and moves closer to Whirl's spot. NoodlesAtNight 8:54 pm *Swipes the credits into his subspace pocket and loafs* mauther 8:54 pm *ping for prowl too, apparently words are hard right now* FakeProwl 8:54 pm *pings back* hardwiredgreed 8:54 pm [[their smacking gives me anxiety ]] chronosmith 8:55 pm *nods cheerfully, scoops up his drink, and trots on over to his table* See? Much better seat. Chillsins 8:55 pm Yep, you're right. You got me. FakeProwl 8:55 pm ... You can sit closer. *to Tarantulas.* *he's not going to invite him straight to the couch without asking Soundwave, but he can at least invite him closer.* Chillsins 8:56 pm *He's going to succ quietly now.* smoketopus 8:56 pm 😮! /Going to wave at Tarantulas, and see if he should sit near Tarantulas/ chronosmith 8:56 pm *pops open his canister and immediately starts to mix his booze with whatever's inside, stirring a little* mauther 8:56 pm *wary squint, but he'll.... hm. maybe on the floor is best for now, close by but touching no one* *probably best if smokey stays away from tara, too close to prowl, heh* chronosmith 8:56 pm Thanks for toning down the gross mouth noises. smoketopus 8:57 pm Hey Soundwave, what's been going on in the movie so far? Chillsins 8:57 pm You're welcome, my prickly pineapple. NoodlesAtNight 8:57 pm [[Neighbors with uneasy relationships are concerned about new neighbors who have never been seen until now.]] smoketopus 8:57 pm /Aw. Doorwings drooping some, going to look at maybe sitting near Whirl- Whirl's pretty cool./ chronosmith 8:57 pm Hmm. I'm a little too BLUE to be a pineapple... *looks down at himself8 I dunno if I could pull off yellow the way 'Bee does. ...did. hardwiredgreed 8:58 pm [[[is this a horror movie]] NoodlesAtNight 8:58 pm ((comedy horror)) FakeProwl 8:58 pm *... stretches leg a little bit. nudges ped against one of Tarantulas's leg. spider leg or robot leg, whatever's closer.* chronosmith 8:58 pm *bobs his head to Smokescreen; as long as Windchill has no problems, and Smokescreen behaves, Whirl seems all right with this* Chillsins 8:58 pm Your eyeball is yellow, good enough in my book. smoketopus 8:58 pm Huh. Hopefully, they'll get used to their new neighbors! Chillsins 8:58 pm *He has no problems.* smoketopus 8:58 pm ... Wait, it's a horror? thebestdecepticonleader 8:58 pm Why do humans have such a strange range of annoying noises? NoodlesAtNight 8:58 pm [[It is because they are made of meat.]] chronosmith 8:58 pm They take after you. NoodlesAtNight 8:59 pm [[It... squishes.]] FakeProwl 8:59 pm Because you have a low tolerance for alien sounds. Chillsins 8:59 pm *Snorts.* chronosmith 8:59 pm *takes a long pull of his Mysterious Mixture* NoodlesAtNight 8:59 pm [[Greetings, Starscream.]] mauther 8:59 pm *spider leg! twitch twitch. tarantulas is gonna glance back* ...Err, s-sorry. That is, hello. hardwiredgreed 8:59 pm if it makes disgusting noises i will cry thebestdecepticonleader 8:59 pm My voice used to sound okay There's always sounds stupid *theirs smoketopus 8:59 pm /Awesome! Smokescreen's going to start going through his subspace to maybe offer a drink to Whirl./ FakeProwl 8:59 pm Hello. *doesn't know what Tarantulas is apologizing for, so will ignore it. Maybe it was a reflex.* hardwiredgreed 9:00 pm [[aRE THOSE FLIES ]] mauther 9:00 pm *mumbles* Of course it's 666 chronosmith 9:00 pm *shakes his head and nods to his own drinks; Whirl's got a tall Gaugebuster that's about half-empty and a canister. He is good* NoodlesAtNight 9:00 pm ((bees)) hardwiredgreed 9:00 pm [[okay im less squicked]] smoketopus 9:00 pm ((yeahhh i was about to say FakeProwl 9:00 pm Does 666 have some sort of significance? chronosmith 9:01 pm Feel free to have a sip of mine, though. If you can handle it. *the Gaugebuster will strip the metal from your tanks; "excrutiatingly spicy" is an understatement for that drink* mauther 9:01 pm Religious figurative sign of evil, if I recall smoketopus 9:01 pm 666 has one of each of the Roman Numerals! NoodlesAtNight 9:01 pm [[...The what?]] FakeProwl 9:01 pm Ah. Which religion? hardwiredgreed 9:01 pm christianity thebestdecepticonleader 9:01 pm There's more than one mauther 9:01 pm Christianity, yes Chillsins 9:01 pm It's the sign of the Breast smoketopus 9:01 pm Why don't they ever show the version with one of each number though hardwiredgreed 9:01 pm i think you mean beast Chillsins 9:02 pm No, I meant breast. hardwiredgreed 9:02 pm [[alLL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN ]] chronosmith 9:02 pm *snorts and takes another pull* Must mean I'm about to show up. NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm [[You're already here.]] chronosmith 9:02 pm If your non-food-related nicknames have anything to say about it. thebestdecepticonleader 9:02 pm Why do humans have more than one religion though, isn't it inconvenient? chronosmith 9:02 pm Unfortunately for all of YOU, I am. ...WE have more than one religion. Chillsins 9:02 pm *side eyes Whirl.* Maybe. chronosmith 9:02 pm At least, where I come from. FakeProwl 9:03 pm Why do Cybertronians have more than one faction? It's inconvenient. thebestdecepticonleader 9:03 pm My verse doesn't smoketopus 9:03 pm DCLXVI- it's even in order. Why's that a devil's number it's cool hardwiredgreed 9:03 pm Starscream I happen to find buddahism fascinating thebestdecepticonleader 9:03 pm Have more than one religion Chillsins 9:03 pm *Has to fight to avoid rolling his optics all of a sudden.* NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm [[Because most veterans insist on keeping their badges.]] FakeProwl 9:03 pm Rhetorical question. hardwiredgreed 9:03 pm Windchill calm your breasts chronosmith 9:03 pm Welcome, then, to the incredibly varied nature of the multiverse. Stranger things have happened, and they often do. NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm [[Ah.]] Chillsins 9:03 pm Having neighbors must be...such a terror. thebestdecepticonleader 9:04 pm Atheist and Primus/Unicron are the only options NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm [[It depends on the neighbors.]] smoketopus 9:04 pm Really? Prime worship isn't a thing there? NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm [[His are acceptable.]] hardwiredgreed 9:04 pm Optimus was atheist thebestdecepticonleader 9:04 pm no smoketopus 9:04 pm You don't get patron primes, Screamy? thebestdecepticonleader 9:04 pm Especially not me, I'm an atheist FakeProwl 9:04 pm Meant to illustrate that the fact that convenience plays no part in cultural constructs. Chillsins 9:04 pm *Shrugs. He has no neighbors, not really.* chronosmith 9:04 pm Yeah. *snickers* About... what? Four hundred or so of those neighbors, after all, are sweet, innocent, well-behaved, ADORABLE parasitic barnacles. smoketopus 9:04 pm No Thirteen? chronosmith 9:05 pm How could anyone dislike THOSE neighbors? NoodlesAtNight 9:05 pm [[The OTHER neighbors.]] thebestdecepticonleader 9:05 pm Oh there were thirteen, but they are only messengers not something to worship chronosmith 9:05 pm Buncha minibots, right? And somewhere else, the Preds? smoketopus 9:05 pm Really? There weren't temples or festivals for any of 'em? hardwiredgreed 9:05 pm only Camiens worsip primes as gods NoodlesAtNight 9:06 pm [[The Predacons are in the next city over. But yes.]] smoketopus 9:06 pm It's not worshiping them as gods thebestdecepticonleader 9:06 pm Pre war there was a celebation for the current one and another one to celebrate the rest NoodlesAtNight 9:06 pm [[Optimus Prime was no god.]] chronosmith 9:06 pm I haven't met the minis, but the Preds seem like great neighbors. *raises his canister in a mock toast* smoketopus 9:06 pm Primus and Unicron are Gods- but the different Primes bring something to the table. chronosmith 9:06 pm *and takes a long drink* The only god I worship is Heqet. Praise. smoketopus 9:06 pm I'm not saying he was- you really think I'd think that? Ow. hardwiredgreed 9:07 pm pprimes are just people with a dohickey in their chest Chillsins 9:07 pm Praise be. hardwiredgreed 9:07 pm optimus wouldnt even BE a prime if it wasnt for shockwave carving out his chest smoketopus 9:07 pm technically we ALL have dohickeys in our chests NoodlesAtNight 9:07 pm {{Yes. It me, Bird.}} chronosmith 9:07 pm I've got some good ones. *gestures to his guns* smoketopus 9:07 pm ... I would show mine as an example but I'd reaaaally rather not chronosmith 9:07 pm *and then snickers at Laserbeak* thebestdecepticonleader 9:08 pm Most of them were highly irresponsible idiots smoketopus 9:08 pm so you're one? thebestdecepticonleader 9:08 pm no, I'm an atheist mauther 9:08 pm *the jacket!! tarantulas likes the kid's jacket, wow* chronosmith 9:08 pm ...wait, who're you asking, Smokester, and what are you asking them...? smoketopus 9:09 pm Starry over there- he said all Primes were highly irresponsible idiots. thebestdecepticonleader 9:09 pm they were chronosmith 9:09 pm Gotcha. Carry on. hardwiredgreed 9:09 pm Optimus was a simple archivest so I doubt he had any good knowledge smoketopus 9:09 pm but wait are you one Whirl? What would your Primely name be? chronosmith 9:10 pm *scoots back a bit and leans so he can lift first one leg absurdly high in the air, like a ballerina, and then carefully deposit it on Windchill. And then he does the same with the other* *LAUGHS* smoketopus 9:10 pm Whee Prime? Whirlimus? Chillsins 9:10 pm *Is visibly grateful, now he has feet to distract him from stupidity.* thebestdecepticonleader 9:10 pm Rodimus ran off 500,000 years before the next Prime was announced and hasn't so much as confirmed he's still alive or not chronosmith 9:10 pm I am absoLUTEly not a Prime. And, I dunno. I'm not compatible. *100% ABSOLUTELY LYING, HE IS AND HE KNOWS WHAT HIS NAME WOULD BE* NoodlesAtNight 9:11 pm [[He doesn't remember human houses doing that in Jasper, Nevada.]] smoketopus 9:11 pm You'd really be surprised who's compatible. I mean, I haven't seen anything that makes you seem otherwise! hardwiredgreed 9:11 pm [[Optimus actually was carved out by Shcokwave like many others for the Matrix, when Optimus bonded with it he was in terrible pain, but rodimus said the matrix felt 'just right' inside of him]] smoketopus 9:11 pm Maybe they took out that feature for safety reasons, Sounds? chronosmith 9:11 pm That's because you don't know me, kid. I'mnot the WORST Autobot, but I'm a major contender. *shakes his head* No way could I ever be a Prime. Chillsins 9:12 pm *Trying to decide if this music is spooky or a Christmas jingle* thebestdecepticonleader 9:12 pm Who's worse than you Whirl? chronosmith 9:12 pm Also, I just plain wouldn't want to. *looks to Windchill* And if you keep calling me food names, I'm gonna start thinking of different furniture names to call you. smoketopus 9:12 pm Haha, no way. I'm way worse an Autobot and I was- anyway, if Sentinel could be one, you could be. hardwiredgreed 9:12 pm starscream Chillsins 9:12 pm You're on, my fuzzy peach boy. thebestdecepticonleader 9:12 pm yes hardwiredgreed 9:13 pm you're worse than whirl is what i am saying chronosmith 9:13 pm He's not an Autobot. thebestdecepticonleader 9:13 pm I'm not an Autobot hardwiredgreed 9:13 pm still chronosmith 9:13 pm Tyrest is one. He turned neutral eventually, but I still count him. FakeProwl 9:13 pm ... If he IS a murderer, he's very bad at hiding the body. hardwiredgreed 9:13 pm he is the leader of cybertron mauther 9:14 pm Trying to hide things in plain sight, maybe, hyeh thebestdecepticonleader 9:14 pm Neutrals are barely Cybertronian, let alone Autobots Chillsins 9:14 pm Wow, now. NoodlesAtNight 9:14 pm [[It would have been simpler to dispose of the body in several smaller bags.]] FakeProwl 9:14 pm ... Tyrest was a good Autobot. When he was an Autobot, he was good. It wasn't until after he gave up the badge that he went bad. Chillsins 9:14 pm That's actually offensive, Starscreech. thebestdecepticonleader 9:14 pm it's supposed to be hardwiredgreed 9:14 pm can we talk about Necrobot ' NoodlesAtNight 9:14 pm [[You knew him?]] *Soundwave sits up a little at the name 'Necrobot'. He's heard stories of that one.* FakeProwl 9:15 pm I worked with him at times. chronosmith 9:15 pm Let's see... who else. Pharma is worse. mauther 9:15 pm *wait, what did scream say about neutrals. squintsquint* hardwiredgreed 9:15 pm Necrobot is a doll ]loved his cape smoketopus 9:15 pm Wait, how is Tyrest a bad Autobot? He seemed nice when I met him. thebestdecepticonleader 9:15 pm By not fighting, you give up your right to have the say in any Cybertronian affairs after the war chronosmith 9:15 pm He went crazy and tried to genocide half the Cybertronian race. smoketopus 9:15 pm What. chronosmith 9:16 pm Also, I'm aware he went neutral Prowl. I'm still counting him. Besides, someone like THAT doesn't form his "strong opinions" overnight. hardwiredgreed 9:16 pm I have to go soon nerds chronosmith 9:16 pm He probably hated all CC mecha from the start. Secretly. thebestdecepticonleader 9:16 pm You don't want a say now, why should you have a say when it's safe? FakeProwl 9:16 pm He formed his "strong opinions" due to brain damage. He put a drill through his own processor. smoketopus 9:16 pm Aww, bye yellowtirebot! chronosmith 9:16 pm Somehow I find that hard to believe. NoodlesAtNight 9:16 pm ((alas! a pleasure to meet you though)) [[...He thought the point of waiting was not attracting attention.]] hardwiredgreed 9:16 pm how rude smokescreen smoketopus 9:17 pm ... /He's side-eyeing Prowl some./ FakeProwl 9:17 pm Speaking as a CC mech who worked with him—no, he didn't secretly hate CC mecha from the start. smoketopus 9:17 pm Hey, nothing wrong with tires! chronosmith 9:17 pm First of all, if it was a secret, how would you know? Second of all, I absolutely wouldn't put it past you to lie about it to preserve his reputation. Y'know, keep things hush hush. Either way, I'm counting him. Being a good person ONCE doesn't make you any less of a bad persion in the present. Or, recent past. Or whatever. *gestures to himself grandly before taking another swig* FakeProwl 9:19 pm I would know because his behavior would have revealed it. And what reputation? He has no reputation to preserve. There's nothing to keep hush hush. He tried to murder half the species. chronosmith 9:19 pm Oh, we're not keeping that a secret anymore? FakeProwl 9:19 pm No. He's no less of a bad person now. But the bad person he is now is a bad neutral. He was never a bad Autobot. chronosmith 9:19 pm I mean, if not, then, sure. Whatever. FakeProwl 9:19 pm No. Rodimus released a—a press release about it to all of Cybertron. chronosmith 9:20 pm Either way, you're wasting your time with this, Prowl. *waves a dismissive claw* Save it. mauther 9:20 pm Wait, when did he release that? NoodlesAtNight 9:20 pm [[Earlier this year.]] mauther 9:20 pm *does not know about tyrest* Chillsins 9:20 pm *Doesn't know half of this nonsense, is happier for it* mauther 9:20 pm ...You're.... hmmn. chronosmith 9:20 pm I must've been... preoccupied. Depending on when it was. *you're better of, Windchill* *off Chillsins 9:20 pm *He knows.* FakeProwl 9:20 pm We're having a hypothetical discussion about the worst Autobot rankings while watching human cinema. We're ALL wasting our time. Chillsins 9:21 pm Not me! *he raises his hand* chronosmith 9:21 pm Let me be more specific: you're wasting your time trying to convince me of something that you're not gonna convince me of, largely because I don't believe you. NoodlesAtNight 9:21 pm [[He found it educational, personally.]] FakeProwl 9:21 pm *gestures at Soundwave* NoodlesAtNight 9:21 pm [[...His hair came off...?]] chronosmith 9:21 pm Anyway, example number two is Pharma, who I think we can all agree is worse than me. Chillsins 9:22 pm It's like a wig. Fake hair that people wear when they don't have any or something. smoketopus 9:22 pm It was pretty educational! I learned a bit more than I wanted to about a bot. FakeProwl 9:22 pm Agreed. smoketopus 9:22 pm ... Wait, could I get a wig, then? NoodlesAtNight 9:22 pm *Why is he being gestured at? What did he do?* FakeProwl 9:23 pm *prove Prowl's point that he wasn't wasting his time, because somebody found it educational.* Chillsins 9:23 pm *Shrugs.* I don't think there's anything stopping you, Smokescreen. FakeProwl 9:23 pm *he wasn't talking because he thought he was going to convince whirl anyway.* smoketopus 9:23 pm Well, it probably won't fit my head. thebestdecepticonleader 9:23 pm Then make one Chillsins 9:23 pm Gotta get it custom, that's all. NoodlesAtNight 9:24 pm [["Religious supply store"? That's a thing?]] [[And what has Pharma done?]] *He knows a little of it himself, secretly, but he must pretend he doesn't* smoketopus 9:24 pm Pharma stole my t-cog at one point- he's a jerk. mauther 9:24 pm He what-?! smoketopus 9:24 pm Uh. FakeProwl 9:24 pm The DJD blackmailed Pharma into euthanizing Autobots to give their t-cogs to Tarn. thebestdecepticonleader 9:24 pm haha mauther 9:25 pm How did he get a hold of YOURS, Smokescreen smoketopus 9:25 pm ... You promise not to judge me for the story? Chaoit 9:25 pm -wanders in to the mention of the DJD. Wonderful- NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm [[It seems he's still at it.]] mauther 9:25 pm ...You probably ought to tell me another time, so long as your t-cog's safe for now Chillsins 9:25 pm *He has yet to discover what the DJD even are.* Chaoit 9:25 pm ....WHY are we talking about them? chronosmith 9:25 pm He killed a lot of his patients. When all he had to do was ask for an extraction, what a MORON. FakeProwl 9:26 pm If that was all he did, then he'd just be an average mech who gave in to fear. But he decided to try to escape Autobot judgment by unleashing a plague on his own base and killing everyone. thebestdecepticonleader 9:26 pm It's war killing is to be expected smoketopus 9:26 pm Sounds good to me! I don't need everyone to know about that story. FakeProwl 9:26 pm Killing YOUR OWN SIDE is not to be expected. thebestdecepticonleader 9:26 pm It is if you're a decepticon Chillsins 9:26 pm It is if you're a Decepticon, but. Chaoit 9:26 pm .... Chillsins 9:27 pm For most people it's definitely non-standard. *Looks faintly mortified.* NoodlesAtNight 9:27 pm *Just motions to Starscream and Windchill* chronosmith 9:27 pm *snickers* Chaoit 9:27 pm Okay, what brought up the purple behemoth and his crew? FakeProwl 9:27 pm Soundwave asked what Pharma did that makes him such an awful Autobot. chronosmith 9:28 pm ...hmm, though, Tyrest and Pharma are both super dead. At least, in my dimension. So I dunno if they count. I MAY currently be the worst Autobot alive. Chillsins 9:28 pm *Shakes his head, turns back to his drink.* NoodlesAtNight 9:28 pm [[An Autobot killing other Autobots is NOT to be expected, however. He sees the point.]] Chaoit 9:28 pm Ah Pharma smoketopus 9:28 pm Purple behemoth- phphhp. Fitting- he's a jerk, too, probably the worst Decepticon. chronosmith 9:28 pm Or, at least, the worst one that people KNOW about. Chaoit 9:28 pm He hits hard FakeProwl 9:28 pm And when Decepticons kill their own, it's usually a small handful, in power struggles or settling grudges. Chaoit 9:28 pm And shakes off damage far too well NoodlesAtNight 9:29 pm *Nods.* FakeProwl 9:29 pm He single-handedly killed an entire base. mauther 9:29 pm (( MR ROGERS (( GOOD Chaoit 9:29 pm Oh. Great. Wonderful. NoodlesAtNight 9:30 pm [[Any who willingly associate with the DJD are not to be trusted. Everything else is extra reason to dislike him.]] chronosmith 9:30 pm Agreed, Chillsins 9:30 pm Who are the DJD? FakeProwl 9:30 pm He was far from "willing." chronosmith 9:30 pm ...do you have them in your universe? *pauses, and then adds, for levity* My delightful ottoman? Guess that answers THAT question. Chillsins 9:30 pm *Snorts.* Chaoit 9:30 pm I've only run into Tarn, and he's psychotic Chillsins 9:31 pm You hear that, guys? I'm DELIGHTFUL. NoodlesAtNight 9:31 pm [[He could have terminated himself, or told someone.]] Chillsins 9:31 pm *Slurps in delight.* NoodlesAtNight 9:31 pm [[Both are preferable.]] smoketopus 9:31 pm Are the DJD really that bad? Vos seems pretty nice. chronosmith 9:31 pm The Decepticon Justice Division. They go after ex-Cons and torture them because, why the hell not? smoketopus 9:31 pm ... oh chronosmith 9:31 pm So, watch your ass. *nods* Chillsins 9:31 pm Oh, well. FakeProwl 9:31 pm He was blackmailed and afraid. Coerced cooperation isn't "willing" cooperation. NoodlesAtNight 9:31 pm ((did it freeze/start buffering)) ((or am i just lucky)) FakeProwl 9:31 pm ((yep)) chronosmith 9:31 pm You're entirely too trusting, Smokescreen. Chillsins 9:31 pm (( Yes. )) chronosmith 9:31 pm ((yep!))) Chaoit 9:31 pm ((buffering smoketopus 9:32 pm I know, I know. Better to trust and be wrong than never trust, though, right? FakeProwl 9:32 pm It's unfortunate. Until that point, he was an excellent Autobot. Brilliant doctor. I hadn't even known about his skill with viruses. thebestdecepticonleader 9:32 pm I'm surprised that I'm yet to have a run in with the DJD if that's the case NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm ((...tubitv why)) chronosmith 9:33 pm Absolutely NOT. Chillsins 9:33 pm I'm pretty sure we don't have them where I'm from, else I'd know. chronosmith 9:33 pm That's what gets you killed, or seriously screwed up. Don't trust anyone, kid. Ever. NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm ((god. just give it a couple minutes i guess. i'll brb)) mauther 9:33 pm I'm afraid I'll have to side with Whirl on this one, Smokescreen Chillsins 9:33 pm (( KK! I for one would very much like to pee anyway. )) smoketopus 9:33 pm Messy, com.e on... chronosmith 9:33 pm *takes another long sip; the more he drinks, the more visibly relaxed Whirl becomes* Yeah, but a DJD from another dimension might still come after YOU. NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm [[We do not have them. That has not stopped them sniffing around.]] FakeProwl 9:34 pm *... stretches to rub Tarantulas with foot some more* NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm *His plating tightens up a little.* chronosmith 9:34 pm *gestures to Soundwave, unconsciously mimicking Prowl's earlier motion* Chillsins 9:34 pm Would they? *He scratches his chin.* thebestdecepticonleader 9:34 pm I doubt they could be worse than my Megatron anyway chronosmith 9:34 pm Yeah. They don't actually do what they do because of some, y'know, moral high ground--they just get off on torturing anyone they can get their hands on. FakeProwl 9:34 pm *noticed that tightening. offers hand?* chronosmith 9:34 pm So they would absolutely come after you--y'know. Once you get rid of that badge, officially. smoketopus 9:34 pm And Whirl, it hurts to not trust bots- I mean, sure, it's seriously harmed me, but. Chillsins 9:35 pm Fascinating. thebestdecepticonleader 9:35 pm But you're too trusting? mauther 9:35 pm *!! what. he's being touched again, ok. Leaning into it but still watching Prowl's hand and SW* chronosmith 9:35 pm *swivels his head to regard Smokescreen with a half-lidded stare* You'll learn. Give it time. Chillsins 9:35 pm Well, in that case. NoodlesAtNight 9:35 pm *Quietly accepts. He doesn't quite need it, but he's not going to deny it either.* Chillsins 9:35 pm I guess I'd just have to kill them. chronosmith 9:36 pm Count me on, La-Z-Boy. smoketopus 9:36 pm That's one of those things I really don't want to learn! chronosmith 9:36 pm Any chance I'd have to get the drop on one of those guys? I'd take it in a sparkbeat. You' Chillsins 9:36 pm I'll keep that in mind. chronosmith 9:36 pm ll learn it whether or not you want to, kiddo. mauther 9:36 pm Ignorance isn't bliss, Smokescreen chronosmith 9:36 pm The alternative is that you'll die, instead. Chaoit 9:37 pm Ignorance will get you killed Chillsins 9:37 pm *Succs quietly, he'd like to finish his DINNER* chronosmith 9:37 pm The only possibly weak spot I know of is that they keep around some kind of minibot named Nickel. Kinda the DJD mascot. smoketopus 9:37 pm I know it's not, but with the war over and all, I'd rather trust bots than think everyone's awful from the start. 'Cause like, most Autobots are great, and faction doesn't really mean anything now that war's over. NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm (("coming right up" it says... hurry tf up rabbit)) chronosmith 9:37 pm If you get to her, you've got leverage. NoodlesAtNight 9:38 pm *Quietly takes notes* smoketopus 9:38 pm Oh! Nickel!! I know her! She's the best! Chillsins 9:38 pm Their weak spot is that they're gonna be slower than I am. NoodlesAtNight 9:38 pm [[You WHAT.]] chronosmith 9:38 pm *slowly turns to regard Smokescreen* Do you, now? That's interesting. mauther 9:38 pm He may know one alternate of her - don't get particularly excited, now chronosmith 9:38 pm I'm sure an alternate would do. smoketopus 9:39 pm ... Yeah? She lets me call her mom and stuff. wait what chronosmith 9:39 pm *just narrows his optic slightly in a sly look and takes another drink* NoodlesAtNight 9:39 pm [[You call. The DJD mascot. A human creator term?]] Chaoit 9:39 pm ................. smoketopus 9:39 pm ......... Chaoit 9:39 pm Smokescreen How? No thebestdecepticonleader 9:40 pm why? Chaoit 9:40 pm No, why? chronosmith 9:40 pm *looks to Windchill* Just about anyone's slower than you, mech. I'll give you that. I'd get massacred in a fair fight against those guys. *shakes his head* Of course, that's why I'd make it an UNfair fight for 'em. NoodlesAtNight 9:41 pm ((smokey mun permission to feeler scoop?)) Chaoit 9:41 pm How do you make it an unfair fight against them? smoketopus 9:41 pm ((permission! FakeProwl 9:41 pm @Soundwave «He calls a selfish, greedy miser whose hobby is interstellar genocide a "father figure." And you're surprised he has a similar relation with someone in the DJD?» chronosmith 9:41 pm *turns to regard Blaster with that same inscrutable look, and takes another drink* smoketopus 9:41 pm I mean, does it matter? It's no one's business there- I can call bots what I want, right? NoodlesAtNight 9:41 pm *Soundwave's feelers whip out and coil Smokescreen up, with intent to lift high overhead* FakeProwl 9:41 pm *Prowl's adding a new tag to their repertoire: #revulsion* Chaoit 9:42 pm -stares back at Whirl- chronosmith 9:42 pm *oh, THIS is interesting; he turns his attention back to Smokescreen* Chillsins 9:42 pm I, too, am all about unfair fights... *What is happening.* smoketopus 9:42 pm /He's going to start attempting to squirm out of there/ SOUNDWAVE. WHY. Chaoit 9:42 pm -And up goes the Smokescreen- FakeProwl 9:42 pm *scoots out of Soundwave's way* mauther 9:42 pm Soundwave - /words/ first, what's - NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm [[You DARE befriend a DJD member and come HERE?]] chronosmith 9:43 pm *pours some more liquor into his canister, shakes it a bit, and says, AS he's drinking* I wouldn't try to talk him out of it, Tarantulas. smoketopus 9:43 pm ... What? Why's that a problem? I'm friends with a lot of bots. chronosmith 9:43 pm First of all, he's totally justified. Second of all--and most importantly--this is COOL. NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm [[-Stay out of this.-]] Chaoit 9:43 pm Smokescreen! mauther 9:43 pm I'm not - nevermind FakeProwl 9:43 pm *slides off the couch to sit next to Tarantulas and put a hand on his back* Not this time. Chaoit 9:44 pm They try to kill everything! smoketopus 9:44 pm I didn't know that when I befriended! NoodlesAtNight 9:44 pm [[YOU KNEW IT AFTERWARD.]] *Coils tighten.* Chillsins 9:44 pm *Finish off his cube with a slurp, and peers through it-at the debacle, naturally- to be sure that it's empty.* chronosmith 9:44 pm To be fair--he didn't seem to realize this about Nickel, until I mentioned her. mauther 9:44 pm @Prowl: What in the world is going on?! Chaoit 9:44 pm Well, now you do chronosmith 9:44 pm Smokescreen, is that when you found out who her affiliates were? When I mentioned her? mauther 9:44 pm *he'll accept that hand though* Chillsins 9:45 pm *Smokescreen looks really funny with viewed through the bottom of a cube.* FakeProwl 9:45 pm @Tarantulas «I don't think it's my place to share.» smoketopus 9:46 pm Ow, ow- I'm not going to leave someone 'cause I don't approve of what they do. And I had a vague idea, but I didn't really know her involvement! mauther 9:46 pm @Prowl: ...understood. Please do tell me no one's getting hurt over this though NoodlesAtNight 9:46 pm [[DON'T APPROVE OF WHAT THEY--]] *Sorry, Smokescreen. You're about to go headfirst through a mid-air bridge.* Chaoit 9:46 pm -well shit- chronosmith 9:46 pm Pfft. You talk about it like it's... it's tax evasion! You know they'd torture and kill people I actually give a damn about, right? You're okay with that? I need you to tell me, right now. Are you okay with that? Because I need to know where you and I stand. smoketopus 9:47 pm /Aaaand out he goes. He's going to grab the phase shifter and keep that on before trying to come back./ Chaoit 9:48 pm You do know one of them did make a very spirited attempt on me and the twins, right? Chillsins 9:48 pm *Rests his chin in his hand, and subspaces his cube.* chronosmith 9:48 pm *for the record, to those of you who can read his mind (which is one of you) Windchill wasn't the only face that flashed through it at that statement--he was thinking of Drift, the twins, Zori, and even, to some extent, Soundwave* ((KFLKRR HAHAHA THAT SHOT)) NoodlesAtNight 9:48 pm *Immediately contacts the upstairs systems and revokes Smokescreen access to building.* smoketopus 9:48 pm /He needs to get back in the room first!/ FakeProwl 9:48 pm ((THAT SHOT)) Chillsins 9:48 pm ((I snickered it was...something else. )) Chaoit 9:49 pm ((fun shot)) FakeProwl 9:49 pm *looks at Soundwave* I trust he won't be back? smoketopus 9:49 pm ... @Soundwave ::Come on- I didn't mean it like that. I hate what they do, too. But Nickel's my friend, and helped me when other DJD members hurt me.:: Chaoit 9:49 pm ((did she get his eye? thebestdecepticonleader 9:49 pm Is his face getting injured going to be a running joke or a coincidence NoodlesAtNight 9:49 pm *Soundwave takes absent-minded note of the Whirl thoughts. His feelers are still going to flick and twitch with restrained fury.* chronosmith 9:50 pm Well. Guess I don't get my answer. NoodlesAtNight 9:50 pm *He'll draw them back in when he can make them stop.* chronosmith 9:50 pm *looks to Windchill* I feel responsible for this somehow. But I really don't mind. *takes another long drink* mauther 9:50 pm *tarantulas is gonna ping smokey to make sure he's alright but won't chat until things are calm* NoodlesAtNight 9:50 pm *Smokescreen gets the equivalent of a busy signal.* Chillsins 9:51 pm Responsible? For what? FakeProwl 9:51 pm From abundant experience with Smokescreen, I can answer that question: he cares more about having as many friends as he can get than he cares about what they do. smoketopus 9:51 pm ... /Smokescreen's going to give Tarantulas a quick ping, before starting to spam Soundwave with pings/ chronosmith 9:51 pm I sort of mentioned Nickel. And the DJD. Which set this whole thing off. But, oh well. Better we all find out, right? thebestdecepticonleader 9:51 pm A strange way of thinking NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm @Prowl: (txt): Smokescreen presence forbidden. Chillsins 9:51 pm Well, yeah. But at that rate it was going to come out anyway. Chaoit 9:52 pm -huffs- FakeProwl 9:52 pm If he were here, Whirl, he might say that he cares about the fact that they'd kill the people you care about. But he'd also say he doesn't care enough about them to cut off contact with Nickel, or any of the others like her. chronosmith 9:52 pm *nods* Now the question is... what to do next. *taps his free claw on the tabletop thoughtfully* I mean. There's an opportunity here, right? *glances to Prowl and nods slowly* Chillsins 9:53 pm If he's going to go around making friends with everyone irrespective of the surrounding conflicts, he ought to expect that kind of reaction. NoodlesAtNight 9:53 pm *Smokescreen's gonna have to ping someone else. None of his are being picked up.* Chillsins 9:53 pm *Windchill has no sympathy, whoops.* chronosmith 9:53 pm Yeah. *nods* FakeProwl 9:53 pm *... better switch to private comms* @Whirl «You're correct, there IS an opportunity here. But not an opportunity we should discuss with Tarantulas present. He considers Smokescreen a friend and is too neutral to care about the DJD.» chronosmith 9:54 pm But... even so. *he's a-thinking. This bit of info--that guileless, overly-trusting Smokescreen has a link with the DJD's weak point, is too promising to ignore. But he is NOT good at scheming* mauther 9:54 pm *it's just as well, bc tarantulas is holding his tongue for the moment* chronosmith 9:55 pm *luckily, he knows someone who IS, and he might give them a call later* @Prowl: Hm? Oh. Gotcha. Yeah. NoodlesAtNight 9:55 pm *IS good at scheming, but probably would have slaughtered Smokescreen on the spot if not for everyone else here, so...* chronosmith 9:56 pm Anyway, whatever. Less talking about the DJD, more drinking. *toasts no-one in particular* You should hit the bar, 'Chill. Ravage mixes a mean drink. *he was 100% thinking of Getaway* NoodlesAtNight 9:56 pm ((i know, i meant the one before it)) chronosmith 9:56 pm *and that is precisely who he intends to call about it* Chillsins 9:56 pm I don't hold high grade well, I fear. Or, well, I fear to find out. And you should, too. chronosmith 9:57 pm I fear nothing. For instance--you know what's in this canister? smoketopus 9:57 pm ... /He's going to try pinging Messy again./ ::Do you get what happened just now? 'Cause I don't.:: Chillsins 9:57 pm Sure don't, my sweet pickled asparagus. NoodlesAtNight 9:58 pm *Finally calm enough to pull them back in and sit back.* chronosmith 9:58 pm Well, my darling Loveseat--wait. Lemme do that one over. That one was too overt. Ahem. My darling armchair--it's medicine. mauther 9:58 pm @Smokescreen: No, I certainly don't, but I'll be doing my best to figure out. You - you're alright? Chaoit 9:58 pm So, who's got an idea of what is going on in this movie? chronosmith 9:58 pm You know what you're NOT supposed to do with this medicine? Chillsins 9:58 pm *Snickers. HE CAN'T HELP IT.* FakeProwl 9:59 pm *... he's still on the floor with a hand on Tarantulas's back. moves it to run his fingers around the bases of his spider legs.* Chillsins 9:59 pm I can imagine a lot of things you're not supposed to do with medicine, my fluffy doughboy. NoodlesAtNight 10:00 pm [[The old neighbors believe the new neighbors are evil murderers and are trying to find the truth.]] Think about anything else but Tarn coming here. Anything. [[They are not subtle.]] smoketopus 10:00 pm @Tarantulas ::Thank you, anyway. I'll be fine- guess I'm not welcome there anymore, though... You don't dislike me, right?:: chronosmith 10:00 pm Well, yeah. But you're absolutely not supposed to mix it with liquor. But does that stop me? NO. Because I'm FEARLESS. mauther 10:00 pm *nyoop! tarantulas is sitting up straight, claws on the floor* That's - not there, please FakeProwl 10:00 pm *stops.* Where, then? NoodlesAtNight 10:01 pm *Glances down to watch Prowl and Tarantulas.* Chillsins 10:01 pm *Sighs.* Chaoit 10:01 pm -snorts- Fun Chillsins 10:01 pm And how's being fearless working out for you? mauther 10:01 pm Erm, mostly anywhere else? *pause* ...You're in avatar, correct? FakeProwl 10:02 pm Yes, I am. chronosmith 10:02 pm I'm really really drunk, and my head's not hurting. Chaoit 10:02 pm ..... chronosmith 10:02 pm Which is a huge improvement over an hour ago, so in short: I'm doing AWESOME. NoodlesAtNight 10:02 pm *Ravage snorts and nibbles one of his paws.* Chillsins 10:03 pm *Squints one eye at Whirl.* Chaoit 10:03 pm ...big dog mauther 10:03 pm @Smokescreen: No, I really - no. And of course I don't dislike you FakeProwl 10:03 pm *switches to rubbing hand along the middle of Tarantulas's back.* chronosmith 10:04 pm *takes another long swig* Chillsins 10:04 pm My goodness, my jiggly blue raspberry jello. smoketopus 10:04 pm /Going to try to ping Soundwave again./ ::If there's something you're worried about, tell me! What do I have to do in order to come back? You know I owe you favors.:: chronosmith 10:04 pm JIGGLY. mauther 10:04 pm *hums - better. then snickers at whirl and chill* chronosmith 10:04 pm Look here, my precious little papasan, I am many things, but I am not JIGGLY. ((iui don't know how whirl would even explain to people he and windchill aren't An Item at this point. Nobody would ever believe him)) Chillsins 10:05 pm *Waggles his brows.* Not yet, you're not. chronosmith 10:05 pm *SNORTS* Chillsins 10:05 pm (( It's too late for them. )) chronosmith 10:05 pm ((all of prowl's wildly incorrect and hilarious assumptions are coming true before his eyes)) FakeProwl 10:05 pm ((prowl is completely convinced)) Chillsins 10:06 pm Anyway, what I'm saying is, if you're feeling down you ought to call me over. I'll kiss it all better. By that I mean you'll be so miserable with smooches you'll hardly notice anything else. mauther 10:06 pm (( my god windchill chronosmith 10:07 pm First of all, keep that gross mouth off me, you ingrate. *this is said with more humor than rancor* Second of all, you can't fix this. Nobody can. NoodlesAtNight 10:07 pm *Yes, he knows Smokescreen owes him. He's not willing to consider that right now.* chronosmith 10:07 pm HE tried--*points to Soundwave* And even HE was only marginally successful. Chillsins 10:07 pm *Kissy fish lips.* chronosmith 10:07 pm You're so GROSS. NoodlesAtNight 10:07 pm [[He - what. He never gave you a headbump.]] smoketopus 10:07 pm @Tarantulas: ::... Okay. That. That's okay. That's alright. ... I don't dislike you, either. Thank you.:: chronosmith 10:07 pm Huh? What, no I wasn't--pfft. I meant you climbing into my head. Chillsins 10:08 pm *Puffs up proudly.* I am gross. chronosmith 10:08 pm As far as I KNOW you've never tried to kiss my mental problems away, and I THINK I'd remember that. Chaoit 10:08 pm -settles to pick at a bit of paperwork- NoodlesAtNight 10:08 pm [[No. He never has.]] mauther 10:09 pm @Smokescreen: I'll comm you later? NoodlesAtNight 10:09 pm @Blaster: [[Busy again?]] FakeProwl 10:09 pm *in response to "kiss my mental problems away," murmurs in Soundwave's general direction,* Should have tried that while I was in the hospital. chronosmith 10:10 pm ((hospital smorches)) Anyway. ...what were we even talking about? *blinks slowly at Windchill* mauther 10:10 pm *he hEARD THAT* chronosmith 10:10 pm Uh, my... trundle bed? Wait, no, that one sounds too suggestive, too. Chillsins 10:10 pm You were trying to trick me into drinking high grade. Chaoit 10:10 pm @ Soundwave :: Yeah. Just need to edit a few things on this :: chronosmith 10:11 pm Dammit. I can't pick furniture that sounds innocuous. Chillsins 10:11 pm I could be your loveseat. *he waggles his brows again.* chronosmith 10:11 pm *SNORTS and kicks him. But not hard* smoketopus 10:11 pm @Tarantulas ::That sounds good... I hope we can hang out sometime.:: chronosmith 10:11 pm You're gonna make all these nice people sharing their bar with us THROW UP. NoodlesAtNight 10:11 pm @Prowl: (txt): Finger bitten. Partial attempt credit. Chillsins 10:12 pm *Cackles.* I have to admit, you're at a bit of a disadvantage here. Most all furniture is made for sitting on. NoodlesAtNight 10:12 pm *Lightly wiggles his matching one to make his point.* [[He's seen worse.]] mauther 10:13 pm @ Smokescreen: Yes, I'll - obviously not shortly, but yes. chronosmith 10:13 pm Yeah. And food is not inherently sexy in any way. *attempts to make a face. His optic just squints oddly and flickers* FakeProwl 10:13 pm *glances at Soundwave* A valiant effort. NoodlesAtNight 10:13 pm @Blaster: [[Silence preferred?]] chronosmith 10:14 pm Well, rest assured, I'm not about to do anything that'll make you regret inviting me here. Well. *amused glance* More than I'm sure you already do. NoodlesAtNight 10:14 pm [[...And that depends where the fuel comes from.]] Chillsins 10:14 pm *His optics turn all crinkly, like those of someone having far too much fun at another's expense.* smoketopus 10:14 pm @Tarantulas: ::Thank you. I really like your company!:: NoodlesAtNight 10:15 pm *Puffs up a bit. "Valiant effort". How pleasing!* Chaoit 10:15 pm @Soundwave :: No. It being too quiet in my office is why I'm here :: smoketopus 10:15 pm /He's going to try comming Soundwave one more time./ ::Come on, Soundwave. If there's anything I can do to see the movie again, let me know. If I gotta offer you to check out my mind or promise something or whatever.:: mauther 10:16 pm @Smokescreen: Yours as well - although you really ought to watch what you say around certain people, for your own safety NoodlesAtNight 10:16 pm *.........................................* chronosmith 10:18 pm Anyway, if you can't have high grade, go ask him to mix you something else. Maybe Ravage can--*pauses, optic lighting up; his neck swivels around until he's looking directly behind him, 180 degrees, like an owl* Ravage! Can you mix up a non-alcoholic Gaugebuster? Does that work? NoodlesAtNight 10:18 pm *Gonna forward Smokescreen's last message to Prowl. He doesn't know what to do with it. Most of him never wants to see the mech again. A little bit wonders if he could learn something about Phase Sixers.* =85 percent efficiency.= Chillsins 10:20 pm I doubt I have anything decent to- *he fakes a yawn* -barter with. chronosmith 10:20 pm Okay, so--okay. I've only tasted this thing properly once. And it'll kill you. It'll make you wish your mouth was dead. It's -awesome-. Of course, right now, with this--*gestures to his helm* it tastes... totally different. But still. You gotta try it. Chillsins 10:20 pm *He's lying, what he does have is worth more than a virgin drink though.* chronosmith 10:20 pm I'll buy it FOR you. Chillsins 10:20 pm So...what you're saying is. You will pay to have me dead. *He seems to think this is funny.* chronosmith 10:21 pm I'll pay for you to taste this amazing drink. And also wish your mouth was dead. But it's really good. Like... okay. Maybe--I'll admit. First of all, I'm drunk. Second of all, my... I;'m skewed on this. ANY taste is good taste, right? Even painful taste is still A TASTE. God, I keep saying taste. It's losing its meaning. Taste taste taste, Chillsins 10:22 pm *Sticks his tongue out.* Chaoit 10:22 pm -flinches- chronosmith 10:22 pm The point is. The point IS. Get one and stick your horrific giraffe tongue into it. YEAH THAT THING--*points at it* FakeProwl 10:22 pm @Soundwave «Absolutely take advantage of the offer. But don't take advantage of it now. If you haven't been answering his messages, don't start now. Wait until you have time to come up with a list of things to search for in his head, and until you've established a safe site where you can interact with Smokescreen without any chance of the DJD tracking you.» Chaoit 10:23 pm .... Chillsins 10:23 pm Hmm. Okay. I'm what you would call foolhardy. NoodlesAtNight 10:23 pm *A tiny, tiny, reluctant nod.* Chillsins 10:23 pm I was born to suffer. Chaoit 10:23 pm O-okay, that was a bit...no thank you NoodlesAtNight 10:24 pm [[You do not like fire?]] Chaoit 10:24 pm Explosions like that Chillsins 10:24 pm But, my sickly sweet potato, if I die...you know who you have to answer to. Chaoit 10:24 pm Just...ah... chronosmith 10:24 pm I'll be sure to deliver your coprse to the waiting arms of your mate. Maybe he can resuscitate you. Chaoit 10:24 pm Not too terribly fond of them mauther 10:24 pm *tarantulas is pretty distracted right now, but leaning on prowl just cos* Chillsins 10:25 pm Perhaps. He's raised parts of my from the dead before. I wouldn't put it past him. FakeProwl 10:25 pm *quietly wraps arm around Tarantulas* chronosmith 10:26 pm Ugh. That's an INNUENDO, isn't it? You've killed me libido for a week with that one. You're just as bad as Quark. Chillsins 10:26 pm Maybe. chronosmith 10:26 pm *sets his canister down and stands up, somewhat unsteadily* Ravage! Make me one of those things! I'll pay you! NoodlesAtNight 10:26 pm *Streeeeetches and slips off the bar to do as asked.* smoketopus 10:26 pm ((I'm heading off. Have a night everyone)) Chillsins 10:26 pm *reaches out, in case Whirl decides to topple on over.* (( Goodnight! )) NoodlesAtNight 10:27 pm ((night)) mauther 10:27 pm (( night !! i'm gonna IM ya smokey mun chronosmith 10:27 pm ((Night!)) FakeProwl 10:27 pm @Soundwave «Smokescreen is an idiot, so probably the best thing you might find is personal information about the DJD, Black Shadow, and Megatron. Potentially exploitable personal information, true, but little more.» chronosmith 10:27 pm *he's gonna shuffle to the bar and lean on it* thebestdecepticonleader 10:28 pm ((I have to go 😞 )) NoodlesAtNight 10:28 pm ((aww... byeeeee)) FakeProwl 10:28 pm *baffled look at Whirl* What's QUARK been doing to your libido? Chillsins 10:29 pm *Watches Whirl go.* chronosmith 10:29 pm Destroying it. Chillsins 10:29 pm (( Have a good night! )) FakeProwl 10:29 pm ... How?? chronosmith 10:29 pm Talking about disgusting things, like Megatron's junk. ugh. NoodlesAtNight 10:29 pm @Prowl: (txt): That Megatron long known. Exploitable personal information... accepted trade, if far away. Chillsins 10:29 pm *Snickers.* FakeProwl 10:29 pm ... NoodlesAtNight 10:29 pm [[...Why does Quark care about Megatron's array.]] FakeProwl 10:29 pm Why in the world has he been talking about Megatron's junk. chronosmith 10:29 pm Hell if I know! YOU ask the guy. The less time I spend talking about it, the better. Chillsins 10:29 pm Phew. *Even he's not THAT bad.* chronosmith 10:30 pm I'll be shocked if I'm able to get charged up in the next CENTURY because of that guy. Chillsins 10:30 pm *Waggles his brows where Whirl can't see, he assumes.* Chaoit 10:31 pm .... chronosmith 10:32 pm *he totally can't. He's clinging to the bar for support and watching Ravage work* NoodlesAtNight 10:32 pm *Ravage is being lazy today. He finally puts the drink up.* Chillsins 10:32 pm *Snickers a little and gets up.* FakeProwl 10:33 pm ... Hold on, Whirl let me just—be certain that I have this sequence of events correct. chronosmith 10:33 pm *Whirl will slide over the same amount of credits as he did before* You're a peach. Windchill, lemme try this first. ...*looks to prowl as he takes a sip, once again talking while he's drinking as if that's a normal thing* Shoot. Chillsins 10:34 pm Hey man, fruit is my thing. *Fine, he'll wait here for now.* FakeProwl 10:34 pm Quark has been making comments to you—which you clearly do not want and do not appreciate—about Megatron's sexual equipment. Have you expressed to him that you don't want these comments? chronosmith 10:35 pm *how tasty is this compared to the regular Gaugebuster?* More or less. Just sexual comments here and there that make me cringe. It's whatever. If I get REALLY mad about it, I'll just go cave his face in. He usually doesn't bother me that much. FakeProwl 10:35 pm Have you expressed to him, clearly, that you don't want these comments? chronosmith 10:36 pm Pretty much. I mean, mostly it's threatening and all, the usual. FakeProwl 10:36 pm He's persisted after you made clear you don't want these comments? chronosmith 10:36 pm *ambles over to hand Windchill the drink* That's as good as you're gonna get, though. The less I think about this, the BETTER. FakeProwl 10:37 pm ((WAIT THAT'S CARRIE)) ((I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HER WITHOUT THE BUNS)) chronosmith 10:37 pm You talk to Quark if you wanna get the details. Ugh. Lord. Just talking about this--quick! Someone, anyone, say something sexy. Deliver me from this hell. FakeProwl 10:37 pm In cases of sexual harassment—which is what you have just described—I tend to get more accurate reports from the recipient than the perpetrator. Chillsins 10:37 pm *Raises his hand.* Juicy giblets. chronosmith 10:38 pm Okay, well, later, then. Cos I'm drunk. Windchill, you're not helping. FakeProwl 10:38 pm Thank you for your cooperation. Chillsins 10:38 pm *Takes the offered hand now that he's said something decidedly not sexy.* Chaoit 10:38 pm ...oh. it's over Chillsins 10:38 pm *Sits back down and pats his lap where Whirl's feet belong.* NoodlesAtNight 10:38 pm *Is listening with fascination to this whole mess about Quark. He smells future problems on the wind.* mauther 10:39 pm *so many future problems* chronosmith 10:39 pm *flops down and props his feet up where they belong* FakeProwl 10:39 pm Unless you want to take action on this case—which it sounds to me like you don't—that's all I need to know. chronosmith 10:39 pm You've all failed me, miserably. Chillsins 10:39 pm Sorry, mech. I used up all of my sexy words for today. chronosmith 10:39 pm Nah, if I wanna take action, I'll TAKE ACTION. You know what I mean. *clicks claw menacindly* Chillsins 10:39 pm *Eyes the...beverage, suspiciously.* FakeProwl 10:40 pm ... *nudges Tarantulas* mauther 10:40 pm *is nudged* Yyyyes? Chillsins 10:40 pm *Sniffs it.* FakeProwl 10:41 pm *quietly* Whirl has made what is, under the circumstances, a very reasonable request to be distracted with something sexy. He likes guns. You have a lot of guns. chronosmith 10:41 pm *grabs his own Forbidden Mixture off the table and toasts Windchill with it before drinking more* Chillsins 10:41 pm What do you think the chances of me dying right here are if I toss this whole thing back in one go? NoodlesAtNight 10:41 pm =Find out.= chronosmith 10:42 pm I'd take a sip first. That way, if you don't like it, I can get the rest. Because I do. Chillsins 10:42 pm *Thinks.* Okay, that seems fair. mauther 10:42 pm *loud sputtering* W-what? /Prowl/ FakeProwl 10:42 pm Just a suggestion. I thought you two got along. Chillsins 10:42 pm (( Prowl just what kind of establishment do u think this is. )) FakeProwl 10:43 pm *Whirl is no friend of Prowl's. But NOBODY deserves to be haunted by the image of Megatron's junk.* Chaoit 10:43 pm ((ohmygodprowlno mauther 10:43 pm *quieter* F-for one thing, are you suggesting I display arms in an explicitly peaceful establishment? chronosmith 10:43 pm ((in this moment, whirl and prowl are closer than ever before, bound by their mutual disgust of Megatron's junk)) ((bless)) Chillsins 10:43 pm (( I shed a single tear at the beauty of this moment. )) chronosmith 10:43 pm Eyy, Soundwave! Can I make a request? Chillsins 10:43 pm Okay, here I go. NoodlesAtNight 10:43 pm [[Hmm?]] mauther 10:43 pm *hush* I got the impression that Soundwave wasn't in a mood to be, err Chillsins 10:44 pm *Shoves his tongue into the glass.* chronosmith 10:44 pm Any song by Cheap Trick that ISN'T "I Want You to Want Me." Cos that is kind of a lame song. NoodlesAtNight 10:44 pm *Immediately, if secretly, distracted by the tongue.* FakeProwl 10:44 pm ... *leans over to Soundwave and murmurs* In the interest of distracting Whirl from the nigmtmarish mental image that is Megatron's junk, would Tarantulas be permitted to show off his weaponry, provided he has no intention of using them? Chillsins 10:44 pm UHHHNNNNNNNn. *The Uhhhnnnnn of REgret.* chronosmith 10:44 pm Isn't it great? *his optic is curved in an expression of Actual Genuine Joy* Chillsins 10:45 pm *Slowly retracts his tongue like an injured octopus arm.* NoodlesAtNight 10:45 pm *Considers this. Megatron's junk IS a nightmarish mental image, and it's one people like to inflict on him from time to time too for some reason.* chronosmith 10:45 pm No good, eh? Chillsins 10:45 pm Give me a moment to decide. mauther 10:45 pm You're /not/ serious, Prowl Chaoit 10:45 pm -doesn't get what is going on, but not gonna ask- Chillsins 10:45 pm *Takes an actual sip this time.* *His face tries to implode on itself.* chronosmith 10:46 pm *LAUGHS* NoodlesAtNight 10:46 pm (txt): Accepted. Warning: Fired shots require serious punishment. Chillsins 10:46 pm *Coughs a little.* chronosmith 10:46 pm I nearly fell out when I tasted the full thing, too. But I mean... it's still GOOD, right? It's so intense. I love tasting. FakeProwl 10:46 pm *leans back over to Tarantulas* Soundwave gave his approval. Chillsins 10:47 pm Gee, Thanks Whirl. This is living. What an experience. mauther 10:47 pm *WHY* FakeProwl 10:47 pm As long as no shots are fired. chronosmith 10:47 pm *nods slowly* It is. Chillsins 10:47 pm *Shakes his head, his face still looks tortured.* Give me your drink can, boob. chronosmith 10:47 pm *Whirl's appreciation of the rare pleasure of being able to taste his food has given him a bit of a warped perspective on what's "good"* ..why? *peers at. Are you trying to take his Forbidden Mixture away* Chillsins 10:48 pm I'm giving you back half of this potion. chronosmith 10:48 pm *sets his canister on the table and gestures to it* By all means. mauther 10:49 pm *toward prowl/sw* I don't see any reason why I should - I - he's already quite sufficiently distracted by - *what is this evening even, he's not used to coming to movie nights* Chillsins 10:49 pm *Carefully squints and, holding Whirl's booze steady in one hand, doles out half of his poison with the other.* FakeProwl 10:50 pm You don't have to if you don't want to. Chillsins 10:50 pm There. More for you, you wild tangerine. chronosmith 10:50 pm Thank you... er. You. Coffee table. FakeProwl 10:50 pm I thought you might want to help. You don't have to. Chillsins 10:50 pm *Nods. Acceptable.* chronosmith 10:50 pm *takes a swig of the New Forbidden Mixture* At l;east I'll be able to get DRUNK again. ...even if the extra bit is non-alcoholic. Chillsins 10:51 pm Now my chances of dying are reduced by half, but oh well. *he sighs despondently.* chronosmith 10:51 pm *perks up* Chillsins 10:51 pm Maybe I just need to get used to it. But not today. mauther 10:52 pm IIIII think he's fine. *but now tarantulas is never going to forget this tidbit* NoodlesAtNight 10:52 pm (txt): Disappointing. Soundwave: also interested. FakeProwl 10:52 pm All right. NoodlesAtNight 10:52 pm (txt): ...Not same way. Chillsins 10:52 pm *Wish him luck, here he goes.* mauther 10:52 pm *...damnit now he's actually itching to show his guns. /why/* chronosmith 10:52 pm ((don't lie soundwave)) NoodlesAtNight 10:53 pm ((he's not really into guns. he's just curious where tara is keeping them)) chronosmith 10:53 pm Not bad, Soundwave, I don't think I've actually heard this one. I dig it, though. mauther 10:53 pm (( someone convince him :V chronosmith 10:53 pm It's like--it's almost--almost arrhythmic, yeah? Chillsins 10:53 pm *He gulps the rest down in a single swig, a gagging sound, a shudder, and a sudden prune face.* chronosmith 10:53 pm ((whirl already put forth his plea. It still stands)) Chillsins 10:53 pm (( Windchill is not aware of this conversation and so can offer no support. )) NoodlesAtNight 10:53 pm [[He liked the lyrics.]] mauther 10:54 pm (( apparently someone's GUNSHY chronosmith 10:54 pm *snickers* I can guess why. NoodlesAtNight 10:54 pm ((punnnnn)) chronosmith 10:54 pm Is that you, eh? Is that your title now? Soundwave, High Priest of Rhythmic Noise? FakeProwl 10:54 pm *well, if Tarantulas isn't going to do it. Prowl leans against him again.* Chillsins 10:55 pm *Still making a face, but it seems he survived.* mauther 10:55 pm *lean accepted, but tarantulas is wiggly now* chronosmith 10:55 pm Spicy, right? Chillsins 10:56 pm *coughs.* Spicy like my butt. That's a lot of spicy. NoodlesAtNight 10:56 pm [[...No. Best not. Someone will think it means rhythmic noise in the berth rather than through speakers.]] chronosmith 10:56 pm ..pfft. That's lame. NoodlesAtNight 10:56 pm [[And while he IS proud of his talents, he prefers to keep them to a select few.]] chronosmith 10:57 pm I pictured like... a dude on a mountaintop. In some kinda fancy ro--*stares* Chaoit 10:57 pm ....? FakeProwl 10:57 pm *INTENSE SIDE-GLANCE* chronosmith 10:57 pm *snickers* mauther 10:57 pm *snickers but then feels awkward* Chaoit 10:57 pm -right over his helm- chronosmith 10:57 pm I still think smiting your enemies from a mountaintop wearing some kinda weird ceremonial robes is cooler, to be honest. NoodlesAtNight 10:57 pm *The picture of blank-masked innocence.* chronosmith 10:57 pm But: good to know. Chillsins 10:57 pm *Would snicker, but makes a pathetic wheeze instead.* NoodlesAtNight 10:58 pm [[His frame is too angular and pointed. Robes would catch.]] chronosmith 10:58 pm *now looks to Windchill* I... don't have. Any kind of response for that. You nightstand you. Hey, that's why you get em specially TAILORED. Chillsins 10:58 pm *Winks, at least.* NoodlesAtNight 10:58 pm ((i'm laughing at INTENSE SIDE-GLANCE because he wasn't actually referring to anyone in particular... he was just saying)) chronosmith 10:58 pm Not gonna like I think you could pull off the "tall, imposing dark priest" look. *appraising look* Even though you're kinda short. FakeProwl 10:59 pm ((but now he's THINKING ABOUT THOSE TALENTS)) chronosmith 10:59 pm ((now we all are)) mauther 10:59 pm (( and tara's thinking about prowl thinking about those talents NoodlesAtNight 11:00 pm [[Organized religion has never been his style. He prefers more personalized forms of worship.]] Chaoit 11:00 pm ..... mauther 11:00 pm *SQUINT. is that some more innuendo* chronosmith 11:00 pm Well, you know where I stand. Praise Heqet. Chaoit 11:00 pm huh chronosmith 11:01 pm And, nobody said anything about a CHURCH. Chaoit 11:01 pm That got chaotic NoodlesAtNight 11:01 pm [[Repression usually does, Blaster.]] [[Where would he be a High Priest, if not a church?]] Chillsins 11:01 pm *He'd frick in a church. Nothing is sacred.* *Holds his now empty glass up to his mouth.* *Leans over to Whirl.* chronosmith 11:02 pm Like I said: On top of a mountain, ideally during a thunderstorm, smiting his enemies with deadly Rhythmic Noise. *looks up at Windchill* NoodlesAtNight 11:02 pm [[Perhaps if nightclub ownership fails to pan out.]] chronosmith 11:02 pm *snickers* NoodlesAtNight 11:02 pm *And it was both the truth and innuendo, which is just how he likes things.* chronosmith 11:02 pm Lemme know if you decide to do it. I wanna be there for that. Chillsins 11:03 pm *Using the the glass like a microphone,* Ooh, you touch my tralala. Chaoit 11:03 pm True. It does.... chronosmith 11:03 pm *SNORTS* NoodlesAtNight 11:03 pm *Plausible deniability and all that* Chillsins 11:03 pm *He offers the microphone' to Whirl to finish.* mauther 11:03 pm Personally I think he ought to continue here, if his music taste is anything to go by *appreciate dat 80s* chronosmith 11:04 pm *leans into the cup* Congratulations Windchill. Just when I thought my libido couldn't sink any lower, you somehow killed it HARDER. mauther 11:04 pm *oH NO* Chillsins 11:04 pm *HOWLS with laughter.* *He seems to have largely recovered from the experiment.* NoodlesAtNight 11:04 pm [[Deep-treaded tires with glowing hubcaps.]] Chillsins 11:05 pm It's okay if you don't know that song, we can pick a different one. FakeProwl 11:05 pm What? *sorry he wasn't listening, what's this about interesting tires* mauther 11:05 pm Yes, /what/? chronosmith 11:05 pm *snickers at Windchill* Also--yeah, what now? Tires? NoodlesAtNight 11:06 pm *Motions to Whirl.* [[Whirl said his libido was destroyed again. He was offering a boosting comment, as requested last time,]] FakeProwl 11:06 pm *well it worked on Prowl* chronosmith 11:06 pm Oh. Well, I appreciate the effort. I could take or leave tires, though Chillsins 11:06 pm *Ears prick up at this song choice* Chaoit 11:07 pm ....? NoodlesAtNight 11:07 pm *It worked on him too. That's why he chose it.* chronosmith 11:07 pm *pauses and takes a contemplative swig* Still better than picturing Megatron's JUNK. Ugh. NoodlesAtNight 11:07 pm [[He will aim a little closer to your tastes next ti-- MUST you.]] [[He IS a telepath.]] chronosmith 11:07 pm If I have to suffer, so do all of you. ... Chillsins 11:07 pm *Snorts, and sets the glass down.* Not me. I'm invulnerable to junk. Chaoit 11:08 pm -seriously just confused at this conversation now- chronosmith 11:08 pm *suddenly things very hard of this picture: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/03/article-0-0D47217900000578-586_634x450.jpg * FakeProwl 11:08 pm If it makes you feel any better, Whirl—at the present time, the Autobots possess no conclusive evidence that Megatron even HAS junk. NoodlesAtNight 11:08 pm *Texts Whirl the word "Praise"* chronosmith 11:08 pm *SNICKERS* Lord. One can only hope. NoodlesAtNight 11:08 pm [[Is that unusual?]] chronosmith 11:08 pm *shrugs* I... don't know. mauther 11:09 pm /Please/, first of all, why are we referring to interface arrays as junk NoodlesAtNight 11:09 pm *Don't worry, Blaster. They're all being drunk or filthy. Or in Whirl's case, both.* chronosmith 11:09 pm I mean, I was born with mine, but I don't know how it works in other dimensions? FakeProwl 11:09 pm It would put him in the minority, but it's not overly remarkable. Chillsins 11:09 pm *Raises his hand again.* chronosmith 11:09 pm Because APPARENTLY my aray isn't STANDARD, somehow. Chillsins 11:09 pm Mine is called junk because it's trashed. Chaoit 11:09 pm -Makes more sense now, thanks- chronosmith 11:09 pm *mostly just drunk. And brutally blunt* Chaoit 11:09 pm Oh! That's why you guys were upset about think of....oh. FakeProwl 11:09 pm I'm referring to it as junk because Whirl referred to it as junk. chronosmith 11:09 pm Windchill. ...well I can neither refute nor confirm this. I'll take your word for it. mauther 11:10 pm Yes, thank you Windchill, that explains it completely Chaoit 11:10 pm -just got what the conversation was about- NoodlesAtNight 11:10 pm [[Yes. Unpleasant, no?]] Chillsins 11:10 pm You're welcome, folks. I'm here to help. Chaoit 11:10 pm Ew chronosmith 11:10 pm I'm referring to Megatron's, specifically, as junk. Because it's MEGATRON. FakeProwl 11:10 pm And we're talking about Megatron's, so I'm not inclined to be respectful toward it. *did he and Whirl just say the same thing* chronosmith 11:10 pm SEE? This guy gets me. *points at Prowl* Chaoit 11:10 pm Why are you talking about it at all? chronosmith 11:10 pm ...which I think should be worrying to both of us. Chaoit 11:10 pm Ewww FakeProwl 11:11 pm ... It probably says more about Megatron than it does about either of us. chronosmith 11:11 pm Good point, Blaster. Let's not talk about it any more. mauther 11:11 pm Can we just - can't we just talk about something else then? Primus, even guns, I don't care at this point Chaoit 11:11 pm Yeah, something else chronosmith 11:11 pm Guns are the perfect thing to steer us away from this arousal-destroying abyss. Chaoit 11:11 pm Anything else at this point FakeProwl 11:11 pm *... oh, right, Tarantulas gets uncomfortable talking about sex things.* NoodlesAtNight 11:12 pm [[...He misses the resonance blaster.]] *His contribution.* Chaoit 11:12 pm The what blaster? FakeProwl 11:12 pm It was an impressive weapon. NoodlesAtNight 11:12 pm [[He dislikes external weaponry, but he would make an exception for another one.]] Chaoit 11:12 pm Oh, that weapon in the documentary? NoodlesAtNight 11:12 pm [[Yes.]] chronosmith 11:12 pm It WAS neat. There isn't nearly enough sound-based weaponry out there. Chaoit 11:12 pm Heh FakeProwl 11:13 pm @Soundwave «If you have any follow-up questions about our universe's standard anatomy, you may ask me privately.» *since Soundwave DID ask one.* Chaoit 11:13 pm Because some of the dangerous ones require tuning to work Chillsins 11:13 pm Well, sound based weaponry's efficacy would be too readily affected by the surrounding atmosphere or lack thereof, so that's why. Chaoit 11:13 pm I should know, I have several mauther 11:13 pm I - I must have missed it, is it just as the name suggests then? NoodlesAtNight 11:13 pm @Prowl: (txt) Preference: now, later? FakeProwl 11:14 pm @Soundwave «Whenever you'd like.» chronosmith 11:14 pm Well, yeah, but you can say that about a lot of tech, probably. You gotta give yourself room to be CREATIVE! Weaponsmithing... *places a claw over his cockpit* Is an art. One I don't posses, really. But I can appreciate it. Chaoit 11:14 pm Yeah I mean, it's fun to figure out what does what Chillsins 11:15 pm *Snorts.* mauther 11:15 pm Oh, I see 😮 chronosmith 11:15 pm Pfft. You big show-off. *amused glance at Soundwave* Chillsins 11:15 pm *Oh my god.* mauther 11:15 pm And I suppose one could say it's an art, but I never really did consider myself an artist Chillsins 11:16 pm *If only it were the Shrek 2 version.* chronosmith 11:16 pm I used to be. *that probably only slipped out because he's dunk. Whirl pauses, and then follows it up with a nice, long swig* What about you, my exceedingly comfortable sofa? Got a favorite weapon? NoodlesAtNight 11:16 pm @Prowl: (txt): ...Perhaps over comm. Full crowd distracts. Chillsins 11:16 pm Um. FakeProwl 11:16 pm *acknowledging ping* Chillsins 11:16 pm *He got distracted.* NoodlesAtNight 11:16 pm [[He wasn't showing off. Showing off would be playing back the whole fight.]] chronosmith 11:16 pm Besides your butt, which crushes everything in its path. Chillsins 11:17 pm Let's see. *He holds up his hand to count on his fingers.* Oh, not counting my butt? Damn. FakeProwl 11:17 pm *... kind of considers Tarantulas an artwork. but won't say that out loud.* chronosmith 11:17 pm Hey, I didn't say showing off was a BAD thing. Chaoit 11:17 pm That looked painful FakeProwl 11:17 pm *did he think artwork? he meant artist. haha. ha. haa.* Chillsins 11:17 pm *Lifts one finger.* My mind is my first choice. chronosmith 11:17 pm ((PRWL)) mauther 11:17 pm (( sdgfdhgf Chillsins 11:18 pm (( That's naughty. )) Chaoit 11:18 pm ((prooooowl NoodlesAtNight 11:18 pm *Offers Windchill a tiny playback of applause. He likes that choice.* chronosmith 11:18 pm *shrugs* I can see how that'd be a thing, yeah. mauther 11:18 pm See, Windchill, the mind may be the ultimate weapon, but you have to USE it to make other weapons that are more immediately applicable to violent situations chronosmith 11:19 pm *y'all are lucky he's JUST drunk enough to lack coordination, or he might have launched into this song* Chillsins 11:19 pm *Then rises a second finger.* Then, my old nucleon charge rifle. Seems I don't have either, these days. chronosmith 11:19 pm *if this were a certain other song, you'd all be doomed* Chillsins 11:19 pm You think I don't know how a mind works? *Please Whirl, do it. He'd join, you know it.* mauther 11:20 pm Honestly, a simple energy blaster is sufficient in most cases, but a - a nucleon charge rifle? Hhm. chronosmith 11:20 pm *Whirl becomes suddenly and genuinely attentive, expanded optic and perked antenna and everything* Nucelon charge rifle, eh? You should tell me about it, sometime. Chillsins 11:20 pm Listen. FakeProwl 11:20 pm ... ......... Chaoit 11:20 pm ...... NoodlesAtNight 11:20 pm [[...Oh. And a V32.CYBR Corrupt@r. He would also want one of those again.]] FakeProwl 11:20 pm ..................... How would it work. Chillsins 11:20 pm It may be built for reaching out and touching people, but it turns out you can shoot people from up close too. chronosmith 11:21 pm Soundwave. That's the goofiest name I ever heard for a weapon. I love it. Chaoit 11:21 pm ....yikes Chillsins 11:21 pm Pretty versatile if you've got a handle on it, if you mind the rate of fire. *Gasps.* *He loves this godawful song.* mauther 11:21 pm *claps his claws over his head, noooo* Chillsins 11:21 pm *That's it, he's singing along. Sorry guys.* chronosmith 11:21 pm *this is not The Song. Whirl does not join in* mauther 11:21 pm *smokescreen was the last one to rickroll him and he doesn't want to think about any of that* Chillsins 11:22 pm *You are all weak.* Chaoit 11:22 pm Wow. chronosmith 11:22 pm *I am not weak I am just PARTICULAR* FakeProwl 11:22 pm *prowl has Absolutely No emotional reaction to this song* Chillsins 11:22 pm *Leans over to sing as close to Whirl's head as possible without spitting on him* chronosmith 11:22 pm *deapdan stare back* *slooowly drains the last of his Forbidden Mixture* FakeProwl 11:23 pm *... a little bit of an emotional reaction to Tarantulas suddenly curling up, though.* What? Chillsins 11:23 pm *Sticks his tongue out for the finale since it is now ruined.* chronosmith 11:23 pm *oh, now here we go. Whirl's gonna lean back and just quietly let this one wash over him* mauther 11:23 pm *he's letting his head go once the song switches, that's fine* chronosmith 11:23 pm *he likes this one* mauther 11:23 pm Oh? Nothing NoodlesAtNight 11:23 pm *Has added Windchill to his Collection* FakeProwl 11:24 pm Are you alright? chronosmith 11:24 pm Good on you for picking the best version, Soundwave. Chillsins 11:24 pm *He would be scared to know what that means if he knew what that meant or that it happened.* NoodlesAtNight 11:24 pm [[He likes them both. It is... a favorite.]] chronosmith 11:24 pm *nods silently* mauther 11:25 pm I'm - perfectly fine, I simply don't enjoy that song. NoodlesAtNight 11:25 pm *It just means Windchill has joined the Cybertronian Choir Fantastic* FakeProwl 11:25 pm Ah. chronosmith 11:25 pm The violins in this one really make it. FakeProwl 11:25 pm *well. prowl will probably never hear that song again. but if he does, he'll keep tarantulas away from it.* NoodlesAtNight 11:25 pm *The slightly waving feeler sticking out a small ways would agree.* FakeProwl 11:25 pm ... So, about that nucleon charge rifle...? Chillsins 11:25 pm *Right, so something to fear then.* mauther 11:26 pm Yes, please do tell Chillsins 11:26 pm *Raises a single eyebrow.* chronosmith 11:26 pm *cycles a barely-audible, contented sigh* But yes. Okay. I've sat here long enough, yammering you guys' audials off. Chillsins 11:26 pm *Here he was hoping you'd all be too distracted to talk about that.* mauther 11:27 pm *nope, guns on the mind apparently* Chillsins 11:27 pm What about it? chronosmith 11:27 pm *removes his feet, clambers up, and streetches, nearly swaying himself onto the floor* NoodlesAtNight 11:27 pm [[If you insist.]] [[Do you require bridge assistance?]] chronosmith 11:27 pm I'm gonna go hit the sack before the medicine wears off. Chillsins 11:27 pm You leaving, my malty vinegar? chronosmith 11:27 pm Nah, nah, I got this. I am. You... uh. You shelf. Chillsins 11:27 pm You want a goodnight kiss? *He bats his obscene eyelids.* chronosmith 11:28 pm *someone should make a bridge for him tho he's done the equivalent of mix cough syrup with liquor, he should not be bridging* *reaches over and very gently bonks Windchill on the head with his claw* There. NoodlesAtNight 11:28 pm *...Will probably handle that for him.* FakeProwl 11:28 pm *windchill may be the one with the rifle being discussed here but as prowl's asking about it about 70% of his attention is on tarantulas* Chillsins 11:28 pm Owie, that'll do it. chronosmith 11:28 pm Your turn. FakeProwl 11:28 pm *he's expecting it to take, like, five minutes for tarantulas to figure out how to replicate whatever it is* Chillsins 11:29 pm Give me your claw. chronosmith 11:29 pm No. You gotta whap me. Chillsins 11:29 pm That's not a smooch you mixed berry smoothie. But okay, if it will make you feel better. *Lightly whaps his shoulder.* chronosmith 11:30 pm But probably don't whap me on the hea--thanks. *nods solemnly* Chillsins 11:30 pm Now get Soundwave to bridge you home, with my blessing. mauther 11:30 pm .....When you're done with that, Windchill *vague claw wave at the mushiness* I wouldn't mind hearing about the mechanism of action of the rifle... or, I mean, if it's /simpler/ you could just hand me the schematics, of course chronosmith 11:30 pm All right, all right. Bridge me, mech. NoodlesAtNight 11:31 pm [[Mind your footing.]] *Because one's going right under Whirl to right outside the LL.* chronosmith 11:31 pm *as Soundwave says that, he's transforming. You have a wobbly helicopter in your bar now* Chillsins 11:31 pm *Turns just enough to wink at Tarantulas. He'll get to you in a moment.* chronosmith 11:31 pm *he Descends* FakeProwl 11:31 pm *FREE BIRD* Chillsins 11:31 pm Bye, my angel food cake. *He waves.* FakeProwl 11:32 pm *... no free bird* NoodlesAtNight 11:32 pm *He'll free bird before Prowl goes.* chronosmith 11:32 pm Seeya, my divine divan. NoodlesAtNight 11:32 pm [[How -do- you know so many human fuel items.]] mauther 11:32 pm *how dare you wink at he who cannot wink back* Chillsins 11:32 pm *SNORTS.* chronosmith 11:32 pm *zoop. Whirls gone. God only knows where his drunk ass will end up tognight* Chillsins 11:32 pm *Frogspeed, my friend. Frogspeed.* NoodlesAtNight 11:32 pm *It's been connected to something that's going to distract him if he thinks about it. Better not with Windchill and Blaster still here.* FakeProwl 11:33 pm *... fair.* Chillsins 11:33 pm I know a lot of food items because I know a lot of things about Earth. I've lived there for...a while. Infiltrating, you know. chronosmith 11:33 pm ((SEE Y'ALL)) NoodlesAtNight 11:33 pm ((bye!)) Chillsins 11:33 pm Holoforms are fantastic for picking up the culture. mauther 11:33 pm (( BYEEE FakeProwl 11:33 pm ((GNIGHT)) Chaoit 11:33 pm ...why call someone names based on things for eating? Chillsins 11:33 pm (( BYYYYYYE. )) Chaoit 11:33 pm ((g'night! Chillsins 11:34 pm Because, it's funny. NoodlesAtNight 11:34 pm [[...He should get one. It would be easier than other setups.]] Chaoit 11:34 pm ...I guess? mauther 11:34 pm They really are useful - but don't get distracted, Windchill *taptaptap with spider leg on floor* NoodlesAtNight 11:35 pm [[Ah. His apologies. He did interrupt your question.]] Chillsins 11:35 pm I haven't forgotten, I've been avoiding the subject to see just how much pressure you're going to put on me about it. mauther 11:35 pm Aha, I see. That game you spoke of, of course. Chillsins 11:35 pm Also, Whirl was leaving. Something like that. I am a seeker of Vos, and a Decepticon. It comes with the territory. Anyway, it seems to me that you have more than a normal level of interest in the thing. mauther 11:38 pm Naturally. Weaponized nucleon was only barely a phenomenon in my universe before it was banned entirely *tsktsk internally* Chillsins 11:38 pm A shame, that. mauther 11:40 pm DO you have the schematics somewhere? Or would that be something I have to eat some more straws to get from you? Chillsins 11:40 pm Of course I have them. FakeProwl 11:40 pm *and it was banned for very good reasons, but he's not going to say that when Tarantulas might be up to Science* Chillsins 11:40 pm Along with the schematics for other things that might be worthwhile to universes with your...problems. NoodlesAtNight 11:41 pm *Curious tilt* mauther 11:41 pm *squint* My universe has quite a few problems, you might have to specify which subset Chillsins 11:41 pm I can reproduce. mauther 11:42 pm *would choke if he had a drink, but thankfully it just comes out as a cough* Chaoit 11:42 pm -awkward- FakeProwl 11:42 pm *zero emotional reaction* mauther 11:42 pm Ah, I see. FakeProwl 11:42 pm ((CRO PLZ)) NoodlesAtNight 11:42 pm *Doesn't find it awkward at all. It's an important problem to solve, even if he doesn't personally want anything to do with it.* ((IT WAS THERE AND I WASN'T NOT DOING IT)) mauther 11:42 pm (( sDGF i didnt realize Chillsins 11:42 pm *Shrugs.* (( I missed it )) NoodlesAtNight 11:43 pm <---Jessie)) FakeProwl 11:43 pm <--- Jessie's girl)) mauther 11:43 pm Personally I'm more interested in the rifle than the reproduction aspect <--- singer)) Chillsins 11:44 pm (( Pffft. )) Chaoit 11:44 pm ((yep mauther 11:44 pm (( honestly it might be more accurate to say bizarre love triangle but this definitely works Chillsins 11:45 pm Well, good for you. We should all aspire to an interest in shooting our enemies in the forehead. mauther 11:45 pm That's not the only thing one could do with weaponized nucleon, you realize Chillsins 11:45 pm I'm sure. That is, however, not what mine was for. It was for shooting people in the forehead. mauther 11:47 pm *spider shrug* That doesn't mean I'm not still interested Chillsins 11:47 pm You're interested more in the weaponizing aspect than that particular application. FakeProwl 11:47 pm ((there's kokomo, and here whirl's already gone. shame.)) NoodlesAtNight 11:47 pm ((ikr 😞 )) Chillsins 11:47 pm (( Damn u Whirl. )) mauther 11:49 pm Yes, but - we're talking in circles. Either you intend to tell me of it or you don't, that's really all I mind at the moment FakeProwl 11:49 pm ((yeeeee my jam)) Chillsins 11:50 pm (( So good. )) *He shrugs.* mauther 11:50 pm (( ive never seen most of these music videos and boy are they Gems FakeProwl 11:50 pm ((nice use of green screens)) Chillsins 11:51 pm I have a question: why should I tell you? mauther 11:51 pm Because I asked nicely. Or, hyeh, I think I did. Chillsins 11:51 pm I traded my previous integrated one for, well, quite a bit. Last I heard it was making a name for itself installed on some gunship. *He's scratching his chin, musing a little.* FakeProwl 11:53 pm *... if windchill starts trying to wring cash out of tarantulas, prowl's probably the one who's going to foot the bill.* FakeProwl 11:54 pm @Tarantulas «If he ends up uncooperative—Brainstorm's created a few blueprints for nucleon weapons that were banned before production. And all he needs to share his work is a fascinated audience that understands what he's saying.» mauther 11:54 pm If you're hinting that a more serious exchange would be required for me to get even the most basic specs from you, I'm... hhmn. *gets the comm* Chillsins 11:55 pm *He'll wring whatever he can get, he'll wring you like a dirty dishrag. He has little to no resources and a mind for hard negotiation.* You do that, lest I think you're planning to take advantage of me. mauther 11:56 pm ...You know, I might be best served waiting until you feel fit to drop the schematics on me as it suits your whimsy, honestly Chillsins 11:56 pm Listen, one freebie isn't a trend. mauther 11:57 pm *visor smile* Chillsins 11:57 pm You can make me an offer, or I'll assume you're not that interested. *He has what YOU want, remember.* Is making it worth my while so hard? *Ya darned cheapskates.* FakeProwl 11:58 pm @Tarantulas «There's no sense in paying him for something you could probably figure out how to make yourself in under a week.» Chillsins 11:59 pm *He's going to get up and return his used glass to the bar.* Yesterday Chillsins 11:59 pm *He's not necessarily asking for cash.* NoodlesAtNight 12:00 am *Ravage swipes it over* mauther 12:00 am *mentally waves off the comm* ...I'm - not going to make you an offer, especially since I have no idea exactly what I FakeProwl 12:00 am ((sPIDERWEBS)) mauther 12:00 am 'd be bargaining for But in any case I think I'll have to decline your invitation to an exchange at the moment. Chillsins 12:01 am True, but if I give you the schematics to look over you'll just take them. *He shrugs, sitting back down.* mauther 12:01 am (( .....cro NoodlesAtNight 12:01 am ((*laughs forever*)) mauther 12:02 am (( /cro/ Tsk tsk, so little trust Chillsins 12:02 am You can come talk to me when you decide to stop trying to wheedle me out of what's mine. mauther 12:03 am Honestly this simply started as a casual conversation about weapons, I wasn't attempting to "get" anything out of you until you yourself started getting serious, so to speak FakeProwl 12:03 am ((*thumbs up*)) Chillsins 12:03 am *He stops to think about it.* mauther 12:03 am It's quite alright though Chillsins 12:04 am You specifically asked me to give you the schematics. Which, I am not opposed to in and of itself. What if I make you an offer, then. I'll give you the schematics, provided you replicate the weapon for me. Just one. mauther 12:05 am ....And then what? Chillsins 12:05 am Then I don't much care, so long as I get a working rifle. FakeProwl 12:06 am *... seriously considering the offer* mauther 12:06 am *sideglance at prowl, he is too* FakeProwl 12:06 am *on the one hand, that's handing a powerful weapon to a Decepticon* Chillsins 12:06 am *Technically soon to be ex decepticon, hence the need for a weapon.* FakeProwl 12:06 am *on the other hand, if they don't take it, somebody else simply could.* mauther 12:06 am How soon would you want it by, if I were to acquire the schematics today? Chillsins 12:07 am *We had the DJD discussion already.* mauther 12:07 am And I'm assuming you have some source of nucleon? FakeProwl 12:07 am *plus, if he was a real threat as a Decepticon, Whirl wouldn't be so cozy with him. He might be a Decepticon but he's not much of an enemy.* Chillsins 12:07 am *ARE YOU SURE, PROWL.* FakeProwl 12:08 am *"being dangerous" and "being a danger" are two different things. Prowl has no knowledge about whether he's dangerous, but the evidence suggests he's not a danger.* Chillsins 12:08 am *A fair assessment.* On me? No. mauther 12:08 am *funny pfft noise* Chillsins 12:08 am But I might be able to locate it. FakeProwl 12:09 am *puts hand on Tarantulas's arm* Don't make any promises for a fast turnaround. You've got another project you need to finish first. mauther 12:09 am That's precisely why I was asking. *mostly* Chillsins 12:10 am It would require a space bridge to access, any stockpiles I can dredge up out of old records will be located on my Cybertron or the remains of Decepticon outposts. It would take some research at the very least. FakeProwl 12:11 am I may have access to Decepticon stockpiles in our universe, too. mauther 12:11 am *whoa ok that sounds like a lot more than he was thinking* Chillsins 12:11 am *Welcome to Windchill's world.* It is also possible that we could readily purchase it on Cybertron, I could look into that also. mauther 12:13 am That's - that should be sufficient. I mostly meant to imply that I wouldn't be able to supply you with any myself, and that I would require an amount for the replication process itself Chillsins 12:14 am I know, and I am offering solutions to the problem. mauther 12:14 am Clarified. Turnaround time expected? Chillsins 12:15 am Time is measured in numbers by you lot, I don't do well with those. mauther 12:15 am Well, to put it another way, is there a time by which you might specifically require it Chillsins 12:15 am Unknown. Give me an estimate of how long you think it will take. *He's working on it.* Once you have the nucleon, of course. mauther 12:17 am Honestly I can't say, depending on a current project, but - *glance at prowl.* FakeProwl 12:18 am *glances back. yes?* mauther 12:18 am (( can i just reference some vague timepoint in the reasonable future, chillmun? FakeProwl 12:18 am *... "glances back." as though prowl hadn't already been looking at tarantulas.* Chillsins 12:19 am (( Sure because he's just going to tell Tarantulas to double whatever time frame he comes up with.)) (( He's not picky. )) mauther 12:19 am *urgh. why did he think prowl could help him with something that's HIS job* FakeProwl 12:20 am *prowl doesn't know how much time this is gonna take. he understands nothing about tarantulas's process except "insert plan; magic happens; receive weapon."* mauther 12:20 am Maybe before the end of the <insert time period here>? Tentatively, highly subject to change Chillsins 12:21 am That's gibberish to me, mech. FakeProwl 12:21 am *... hold up. free bird guitar solo. prowl is on another plane of existence rn.* Chillsins 12:21 am *He will be missed.* FakeProwl 12:21 am *back in five minutes.* Chillsins 12:21 am Whatever you just said, double it. mauther 12:21 am *vaguely concerned about prowl, but keeps going* Chillsins 12:21 am Sooner would be better, but I won't come knocking before then. mauther 12:23 am /More/ time? To assure quality? Because that's hardly - *nope don't get too arrogant* ...ttthat's a reasonable idea. Chillsins 12:23 am To allow for unforeseen circumstances. FakeProwl 12:24 am *hhhh.* *bliss.* Chillsins 12:24 am *He's not actively implying that you can't handle the workload, but he's compensating anyway.* mauther 12:24 am *no offense taken* ...I think we might have a deal FakeProwl 12:24 am *okay, what did he miss?* *oh. good.* Chillsins 12:25 am *Is giving Tarantulas these schematics the responsible thing to do? No. He shuns responsibility.* *He'll just get them elsewhere anyway, if he puts his mind to it. It can't exactly be helped.* mauther 12:26 am *having anything to do with tarantulas is irresponsible, but look at them all* Chillsins 12:26 am *point made.* *He shrugs again, as casual as you please.* Sounds good to me. mauther 12:27 am ...It's not /that/ easy, is it? Chillsins 12:27 am We can get it in writing, if you like. Short of that, we have witnesses. FakeProwl 12:28 am It sounds like a solid bargain to me. mauther 12:28 am True enough. *looks around* NoodlesAtNight 12:28 am [[All said is recorded.]] Chillsins 12:28 am *Nods at Soundwave. He was counting on that.* mauther 12:29 am I don't quite care for formalities, so audio agreement is just as fine as written mauther 12:31 am ...I suppose you can transfer the schematics at your leisure then, either in person or commlink, although make sure to use this one *ping! it's his business one, super special sparkly* Chillsins 12:31 am *Consider it transferred.* I'm sure you'll let me know if my assistance is needed in acquiring the nucleon. mauther 12:32 am Certainly. FakeProwl 12:32 am @Tarantulas «Tell me your thoughts about the schematics once you receive them and have time to review them.» mauther 12:32 am *consider tarantulas already getting lost in the files in his head* *absentminded ping to prowl* Chillsins 12:33 am *Tarantulas might notice the scale of the thing is once again silly, but that's to be expected at this point.* FakeProwl 12:33 am *oh. well. that was fast.* mauther 12:33 am *just a "yes" ping mostly* FakeProwl 12:34 am «............... Come over to share your thoughts. If you have time.» mauther 12:35 am *after a bit of zoning out, Tarantulas shakes his head* Would it be a faux pas to say it's been a pleasure doing business with you? I suppose, well. It is literal after all Chillsins 12:35 am *He snorts.* Not at all. mauther 12:36 am @Prowl: Soon - not sure how soon. This has been... quite the evening, to say the least. FakeProwl 12:37 am @Tarantulas «Well. I'm off work today. So. If it fits your schedule.» mauther 12:37 am I wasn't intending on lingering this long, but - *glances over at soundwave??* I'm glad I have, and I hope I haven't been imposing? NoodlesAtNight 12:38 am *Soundwave flicks a hand.* [[He would have insisted you move it elsewhere if you were.]] [[The company is enjoyable.]] Chillsins 12:38 am *We've seen what happens when Soundwave insists.* NoodlesAtNight 12:38 am *That was a little more extreme than usual, but... yes.* mauther 12:38 am @Prowl: /What/ schedule? Hyeh Chaoit 12:39 am -Yeah. Went from movie night to weapons deal- mauther 12:39 am Very well. In any case, I really ought to be going. *although he doesn't move an inch* FakeProwl 12:39 am @Tarantulas «I'm not going to pretend I know how your system works. NoodlesAtNight 12:39 am *Oh, that's not unusual at all, here. Nearly crushing Smokescreen to death and throwing him out a bridge is.* Chillsins 12:39 am (( Let's not forget attempted gun show for the titillation. )) mauther 12:40 am (( one day. one day Chillsins 12:40 am (( We wait with bated breath. )) *Windchill stretches, kind of sitting out this drum solo more than anything.* mauther 12:41 am *amused pet on the head for prowl* NoodlesAtNight 12:42 am *This human must have had such a good time carrying on like this...* Chaoit 12:42 am -Yeah. That...that was something- -A very worrying something- FakeProwl 12:42 am *he'll endure it.* NoodlesAtNight 12:42 am *Fortunately, it doesn't happen often. On either side.* Chaoit 12:43 am -That's good. For both sides- FakeProwl 12:44 am @Tarantulas «... I don't think I ever got a proper yes-or-no answer. Are you going to come over, or...?» NoodlesAtNight 12:44 am *Soundwave's plates ripple, then settle.* mauther 12:44 am @Prowl: Oh? Yes. Yes I will. At some point. I'll give you - some sort of heads up FakeProwl 12:45 am @Tarantulas «Today? Or at some vague point in the future?» Chillsins 12:46 am *He stretches again with a satisfied grunt, and gets up off his enormous butt.* mauther 12:46 am @Prowl: Today. After my next recharge, probably NoodlesAtNight 12:46 am *Nods a to-be-goodbye to Windchill.* FakeProwl 12:46 am @Tarantulas «Very well.» mauther 12:46 am *someone drag tarantulas out, he's being a bum* NoodlesAtNight 12:47 am *Not about to be the one to do it.* Chillsins 12:47 am I'm out, nerds. *Nerds is a compliment, okay.* NoodlesAtNight 12:47 am [[Farewell.]] mauther 12:47 am *duly accepted* Until next time, then FakeProwl 12:48 am *Prowl's gotta go home. and shower. and tell the Constructicons not to come upstairs when they get home.* Chillsins 12:48 am *He's off to do a little digging into that nucleon, just to get a head start. If Tarantulas doesn't need it, then he still knows.* Chaoit 12:48 am -stretches and stands- Chillsins 12:48 am *He waves.* NoodlesAtNight 12:48 am *Nods to Blaster too.* FakeProwl 12:48 am *prowl's trying not to get his hopes up but they are going to be alone and talking about science.* Chillsins 12:48 am Oh, by the way. mauther 12:48 am This message has been removed. Chillsins 12:49 am If I keel over and die, I'm blaming Ravage. And Whirl. That concoction was killer. NoodlesAtNight 12:49 am *Distant purr-rumbling from the bar* Chillsins 12:49 am *Good show, Ravage. He'll wave in your direction specifically.* NoodlesAtNight 12:51 am *Ravage closes his optics and rumbles more. Yes, good. Appreciate his learned talents.* Chaoit 12:51 am -waves to Soundwave on his way out- G'night. Thanks for the show. NoodlesAtNight 12:51 am [[You're welcome.]] mauther 12:51 am *eeeeventually tarantulas gets up. he really doesn't want to and you can tell by the way his limbs linger on and around prowl's avatar* Chillsins 12:52 am Anyway, see you guys next time. *This time he vanishes for REAL.* NoodlesAtNight 12:52 am *Can absolutely tell. But if Prowl's not been upset with that, all he'll do is watch. Tarantulas can't do anything much to hurt an avatar anyway.* FakeProwl 12:52 am *the sooner you leave, the sooner you can go visit the real thing* mauther 12:52 am *truth* FakeProwl 12:52 am *that said: somehow, prowl doesn't notice the lingering.* mauther 12:53 am (( cro omg NoodlesAtNight 12:53 am ((obviously half of this stuff isn't ic chosen)) mauther 12:53 am (( ofc xD ahh. do you two mind if i and/or we ftb here cos im about to pass out NoodlesAtNight 12:54 am ((np)) FakeProwl 12:54 am ((yeh i assume tara's leaving now)) mauther 12:54 am (( mhmm, shoulda been gone FakeProwl 12:54 am ((gnight! good to see you here)) mauther 12:54 am (( <3 twas definitely fun NoodlesAtNight 12:54 am ((yep!)) FakeProwl 12:55 am *well, if tarantulas is gone. prowl's gonna relocate briefly back to the couch next to soundwave.* NoodlesAtNight 12:55 am (txt): Greetings again. Pleasant evening? FakeProwl 12:57 am Pleasant enough. NoodlesAtNight 12:58 am (txt): Good. Improvement. (txt): Deal also interesting. Will deliver record copy. FakeProwl 12:59 am @Soundwave «I recorded it too, but thank you.» NoodlesAtNight 1:00 am *Bobs his head. Very good.* NoodlesAtNight 1:02 am *Motions for Prowl to come closer for a second.* FakeProwl 1:03 am *don't need to tell him twice* NoodlesAtNight 1:05 am *Excellent. Visor lifts up enough to bare his mouth (but not his optics again, not for something so quick) and let him give the side of the avatar's helm a vaguely linger-y kiss.* (txt): Rapid recovery medicine. (txt): Delayed treatment. *And down it goes again.* FakeProwl 1:07 am *oh. leans into it for as long as it lasts.* ... Appreciated. NoodlesAtNight 1:08 am *Small nod.* NoodlesAtNight 1:10 am (txt): Maintain safety levels, gather necessary rest. Questions, Constructicon medical assistance appreciation package sent soon. FakeProwl 1:11 am I will. ... If Smokescreen decides to go talk to his good friend Nickel about this evening, and she talks to her little friends... I doubt I can do much for you that you can't do for yourself. You can bridge, after all. But—we do have some experience protecting defectors from the DJD. NoodlesAtNight 1:15 am *His shoulders pull forward and tense, as if he's already preparing to fend off an attack.* (txt): Some precautions in place. Other options preferred. Experience offer... *Please hold. He's trying to work out how to take all the bundle and word it.* NoodlesAtNight 1:17 am *In the end he settles for slowly tapping the big glowing spot on his chest a grand total of twice.* (txt): Deep gratitude. FakeProwl 1:19 am *thin smile* I hope I can offer enough to be worth it. I hope even more that I won't have to. NoodlesAtNight 1:20 am (txt): Belief this one's deployers worth sparing: enough. Second hope given agreement. Existing encounter: sufficient. FakeProwl 1:23 am *small nod* FakeProwl 1:24 am *... well. prowl HAD been planning on telling soundwave before he left that there's a decently high chance he'll be having Danger Sex tonight. But he feels like maybe that's, mm... inappropriate for the current tone of their conversation?* NoodlesAtNight 1:25 am *He would be more displeased NOT to know* *Danger is Danger, be it DJD or Spide* FakeProwl 1:25 am *he decides he'll comm soundwave if it becomes imminent.* I suppose I should get going. NoodlesAtNight 1:26 am (txt): Acknowledgment: reluctant. Next opportunity awaited. *Slowly rises and nods.* FakeProwl 1:27 am *nods back.* I'll see you next time. NoodlesAtNight 1:28 am (txt): Next time. *Goes to fiddle with the speakers and load up... er, something. He needs a distraction after this evening for several reasons and by Primus he will have one.* FakeProwl 1:28 am *flickers and disappears*