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creativity-deficient · 9 months ago

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Okay I still want to know when Tweek bros got such an update though

#like it has workers now??#and a drive through??#and outdoor seating??#like when tf did this all happen #what if this is the gateway into the next special and it’s tweek centered #jk I wish #south park #tweek tweak #south park end of obesity #south park spoilers

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chongoblog · 5 months ago

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So a lot of political scandals just dropped in the last 24 hours

-NC Governor Candidate Mark Robinson's online posts were found, including some VERY graphic descriptions (like seriously, do not read if you're not 18) of him cheating on his wife, calling himself a black Nazi, and expressing support for reinstituting slavery. His email address was also found on Ashley Madison

-Robert F Kennedy Jr was revealed to be cheating on his wife with a reporter (and that isn't even the weirdest thing since federal law enforcement opened an investigation into him allegedly cutting off the head of a whale and taking it home with him less than 24 hours ago)

-GOP Senate candidate who is the CEO of a bank has been found accepting millions of dollars from what seem to allegedly be Mexican drug cartels.

-Finally, probably the biggest bombshell, according to multiple eyewitness testimonies within sealed sworn affadavits, Congressman Matt Gaetz allegedly invited a 17-year-old girl to a drug-fueld sex party

And we haven't even hit October, folks. Again, these are all still breaking news stories, so things are subject to change, but oh man oh man.

#politics cw #genuinely I think/hope this election cycle is what drives a stake through the heart of the maga movement #especially since Trump doesn't have much time left himself #edit: I messed up and had the wrong article for the whale story #just fixed it!

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indigonite · 1 month ago

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its fine its cool have a jmart kiss

<3

also as a gif for all your needs

#the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jmart #teaholding #tma fanart #tma podcast #took me so fucking long to turn this into a gif that wasnt 20mb #i know nothing about technology im just driving through feels alone #take this as an apology for the last drawing #artists on tumblr #animation

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pricetagged · 1 month ago

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This is so niche, so so niche, but has anyone ever heard of the 'pedal pump/car stuck girls' kink where men pay for videos of women who have car trouble?

Anyway, that's Price. I will not be taking questions.

I will, however, elaborate. The first time he sees one, it has him clenching his knuckles and sucking in through his teeth. Pretty girl flooding her engine and gazing dolefully at her dash camera, eyebrows pinched and confused. Soon, he falls down the rabbit hole.

Eventually, he settles on one creator. A smaller one, unassuming. Her footage isn't well-produced and edited. She's not made-up and plucked and preened. She looks like any of the women he drives past on the street. She's perfect—

He subscribes. Clicks on the VIP package which offers the opportunity to chat and send requests.

[27.12.24]

>>JP141CE: That blue dress is beautiful on you. Wear it in the next video.

[13.01.25]

>>JP141CE: You need to adjust your seat angle. Gonna give yourself an injury if you make a hard stop.

[24.01.25]

>>JP141CE: Take the camera out of the car, sweetheart. Let us see you pop the hood and try to fix it.

Your camera work is shaky with you clamouring out and edging around the door. But if he pauses at just the right frame—

There. Your license plate.

Got you.

#he soooooooo has a damsel kink you cant convince me otherwise #also no-one ask me how i ended up down the rabbit hole of car trouble kink #anyway yeah he's gonna arrange a kind of 'meet cute' while youre filming to try and see if youll accept his help #or if youll stutter your way through an excuse about your filming #either way youll not be posting the video — he'll have you in his car driving you home #this is nonsense but it's on my mind haha #price #báirseach rambles #báirseach writes #john price x reader #price x reader #john price/reader #cod imagine #cod mw2 #cod x reader #cw sex work #cw stalking #certified flop post hahaha

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unnamed-atlas · 7 months ago

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Been noticing some strange weather patterns on the hc server lately?

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft 10 #hermitcraft clips #hc s10 #grian #rendog #cubfan135 #goodtimeswithscar #skizzleman #vintagebeef #ijevin #this is my second time trying to upload this video hopefully it goes through #but yeah all these clips are just from the last week it's driving me a little insane

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bkyngw · 9 months ago

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i've seen people tag this ship as "speedboat" which amuses me

#hades game #hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #charmes #i still like charmes tho. to each their own #imagine charon driving a speedboat through the river styx #myart

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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Who is this sassy lost child?

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #a-yuan #A-Yuan knows how to to utilise his big wet eyes to get treats. What a little legend.#The crowd comments about LWJ being 'daddy' and WWX being 'the mother' are a little too 'fan-service bait' for me.#So I am personally reimagining it as another layer of 'misinterpretation of a more complex situation' commentary.#I like how the different styles of interacting with children WWX an LWJ exhibit say so much about their own childhoods.#We - human beings in the real world - take two lessons from how we were parented: What we valued and what we wish we had.#LWJ leaning into indulgence is him pushing back against his own childhood of asceticism. It's something he didn't have - so he gives it.#WWX on the other hand has been *so* defined by his drive to indulge. And here he is the restrictor!#It takes a bit more to see what's going on here. The factors are not singular.#but to keep it in theme with LWJ; I'd propose it is partly his way of establishing structure when he did not have it as a child.#Both approches are a way of saying 'I didn't have this and I wish I did.'#With LWJ it's pretty obvious why...but WWX? What is at your core? What is your regret towards a lack of restriction?#Or...What benefit do you think it gives this child to learn the harsh lessons of going without?#Did it make you strong when you were a child? Do you think it is just the nature of the world and we all must learn it?#How we interact with children is such a fascinating topic to delve into our psychology and neuroses.#In a more light hearted turn of topic:#WWX confirmed to be 'person taking the car to the drive through to order one black coffee for himself' on the triangle spectrum.#LWJ is saying 'we have food at home' as he is opening his wallet ready to order for everyone.#(Technically this is comic 213 but yippee! We are in the 200's now! Thank you all so much for reading and cheering me on!)

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grinchwrapsupreme · 8 months ago

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shawn's deep trust of lassiter keeps catching me so off-guard like when he's held captive and lassie and henry both turn up he tries to yell "carlton" not "dad" and when he sees a guy with a gun come into the restaurant he goes straight for lassie and keeps trying to get his attention instead of literally any of the other dozens of cops in the room with them and when he's telling someone to call the police he tells them to ask for lassiter, not jules, not vick, lassiter. like he spends all his time provoking lassie but the second there's danger there's literally no one else he trusts more

#psych #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #shassie #like #what the hell man #also lassie calling him 'shawn' all through shawn takes a shot in the dark was Something #i know it's because he was with henry and it would have been weird to last name him to his dad #but still it was wild #AND shawn tried to call out to him as 'carlton' in the same episode??? hello???#and the moment where lassie stops the car and shawn immediately holds the gun out for him is like #yeah they annoy each other so so much #but they're soooo in sync #they Get each other #they drive me fucking crazy like everyone on the show talks about shawn and gus's weird little thing #but no one mentions shawn and lassie's weird little thing #probably because lassie would shoot them but still

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lovebunnie · 5 months ago

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cassandra nova sticking her weird fingers in magnetos brain to get an idea of how to control him and use his power for her own gain and instead all she sees is memories of him fucking her twin brother nasty

#space.txt #xmen #cherik #shes like sifting through memory after memory after memory of them fucking #cassandra before searching: tell me where your drive and power comes from #cassandra after seeing 82 memories in a row of erik worshipping charles and sucking him off: 🧍‍♀️#1k

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xxplastic-cubexx · 5 months ago

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cherik fall collection i guess !!!!!!!!

#xmen #xmen comics #xmen tas #xmen 92 #cherik #professor x #magneto #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #erik magnus lehnsherr #max eisenhardt #snap sketches #first one was inspod by that uncanny xmen variant cover. second one was cause i wanted smooching and them wearing coats #cause i like that outfit erik wore in that one (1) episode of 92 Family Ties #and charles' lil outfit from marvel meow makes me giggle and kick my feet. he needs more trench coats i think #anyway Double Cherik Posting as good luck for me cause i have. A Day ahead of me tomorrow. a week even #and i need my old people to get me through it #alright i should sleep soon but i have to drive home so. //screams in two-hour drive//

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raycatzdraws · 1 year ago

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Wolfie and Four friendship appreciation doodles! They're shared secrets besties! I hope Four's distrust of the shadow crystal doesn't drive anything between them. Wild found his way into this compilation with a force. It seems I can't draw Wolfie and not include him too!